1. Gossip girl
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2. Hi.
Dan, this is miss carr.
She's my favorite new teacher.
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3. What are you doing here?
I'm taking your advice to come
out to Brooklyn sometime.
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Yeah. Why—why would you
do that?
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a better fit for me, Dan.
Do we still fit?
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seniors get a free pass.
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9. Yale will still be possible.
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10. Is it war?
- Yes...
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will be different.
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I'll never tell.
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16. While upper east siders
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had a rude awakening
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crowed at Dawn this morning.
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to detention.
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22. I can't believe you added up all
the hours of class we've had.
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23. Makes me wanna play hooky.
One month with Ms. carr,
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a week of hard time.
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Hey, be more thorough!
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to do with that.
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Ring a bell?
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actually taken me seriously.
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gets me. Is—is that weird?
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32. Looks like Humphrey
has some competition.
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33. Well, Dan and i
have barely spoken all week.
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is the first thing to go.
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a lot going on right now..
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eats breakfast,
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my extra credit essay
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I'll see you there.
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to the enemy.
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my list of recruits.
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Come on! Quick!
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45. Handsome and i thought
we'd bring you some breakfast.
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I'm proud of you.
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with such grace.
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if not graceful.
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speak to the school.
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been after you from the start.
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52. Thank you. But i wanted
to handle this on my own.
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53. That speaks volumes
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you've become.
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see me through your eyes.
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59. Miss Blair,
your martyr act—
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61. Pick up the pace,
shall we?
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62. I have to say, Dan,
i like this story
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the last one you showed me.
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to the sense of isolation,
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It took me ten years to master
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switchback.
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69. And this morning? Gotta say you
rose the subway like a native.
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St. Jude's students
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Uh, no. Most of them have
limos with drivers.
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72. And overbearing parents,
overbooked schedules...
And overflowing bank accounts.
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of self-absorption.
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on their minds,
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to headmistress queller
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giving me, uh,
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82. some feedback on my stories.
And by "feedback,"
he means "a wall of praise."
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Trust me, i know.
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now i gotta go.
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your "king lear" essay?
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87. Dan has this amazing
cordelia reference
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90. can i have
a little bit more time?
- Uh, sure.
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Nathaniel, did we speak
last night?
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but i think last night
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the greatest night of my life.
Really?
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Why?
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98. Blair.
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99. If I'm correct, you completed
your detention this morning.
Yes, Ms. carr.
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100. Signed and dated
by the preservation society.
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101. I hope the experience
was educational.
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102. I made friends
with a family of squirrels
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to think.
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104. Oh. Henry David Thoreau
found nature inspiring as well.
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community service are behind me,
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5:00 A.M. trash duty.
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sit this one out.
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Queller will tell Yale
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116. you're finished with detention,
and it's over. This is madness.
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can come in here
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for all these years, is nothing.
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This is your vendetta.
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What is this?
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before you enter the building,
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I feel nauseous.
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I'm in my own worst nightmare.
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137. who could be behind
such pure evil?
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into the field unarmed.
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143. If we know Blair Waldorf,
munitions are on their way.
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144. She's been like this
for the past hour.
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146. She hasn't checked "gossip girl"
in an hour and a half.
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if you—you can't text about it?
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No, miss Blair.
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what i asked for?
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and i mean deep—
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that commie cornhusker
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what we're doing here.
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the filthy rich—
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Yesterday,
i received an envelope.
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to a business meeting.
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at the address,
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entirely.
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private gentleman's club.
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and it was...
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of narnia?
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beautiful woman I've ever seen.
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waiting for me...
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we don't need details.
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that's as far as it went.
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in a hotel room.
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i don't even remember her name.
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in des moines
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to read and write,
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must be as tired as your hair.
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I'm so sorry.
- Are you okay?
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It's not a brick wall.
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You didn't even notice me
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how much i like your sweater.
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you were wearing yesterday
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A-a yellow sweater
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those shoe/boot things.
- Dan?
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- Breathe.
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it's good for the brain.
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your tiny brains a rest.
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anything you can do,
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to class or—
it—no, I'm just—
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and Dan Humphrey?
Are they really?
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a friend in cyberspace
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Yeah, dude.
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getting weirder by the minute.
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to tell me?
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that raccoon makeup anymore?
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one of the incredibles.
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the bad seed in the family.
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what's going on?
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a certain new teacher
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What does that mean,
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this is just the headline.
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all the way up my arm.
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about you and Ms. carr
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M-me and Ms. carr?
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That is absurd.
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There's not, i swear.
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I-i don't know.
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want to do this?
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loved Rachel.
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not exactly her biggest fan.
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in central park because of her.
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this—
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she's gone way too far.
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gentlemen's club was here?
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of my aunt's house.
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I knew it.
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blocking this hallway.
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wearing masks,
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right where this piano is.
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This is the woman.
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This must be her house.
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they were anatomical.
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on sacred ground
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talking about. You can go now.
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you have with Rachel,
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She cares about her job.
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a short story about it
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give you notes... naked.
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all right, okay. All right.
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give this to you earlier.
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but the reason is, um,
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that I...
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a little intimidated.
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but his confidence comes
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of encouragement and praise.
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birthdays rarely meant new pens
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to fill with your ideas.
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and a credit card
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that's Ms. carr.
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in my teeth or something.
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to the bathroom to check.
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it's actually not spinach.
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about you and Dan.
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it's not true.
A rumor about me and Dan.
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long enough
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Unbelievable.
Yeah, well, don't worry.
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plenty of times,
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some of them weren't.
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with these things
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"Gossip girl"?
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it's a web site
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she get her tips?
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so no one really knows.
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of property.
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would want to sell.
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agreed to a greenwich commute.
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- Mm-hmm.
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in the picture—
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would like that photo.
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uh, questions
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the owners.
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that sort of thing.
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to answer them,
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a client's personal information.
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what the bass name means
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maybe you'd allow me
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courtesy to you in the future?
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anything unprofessional.
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a file unattended
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the Philips residence?
- Yes.
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with your nanny, please.
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at the park.
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Elle. We met last night
in Manhattan.
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for a lovely evening.
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here in greenwich last night
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Absolutely.
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a message, please?
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Chuck bass called?
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headmistress queller?
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please have a seat.
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of the "gossip girl" web site
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has focused on the students.
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so we've turned a blind eye.
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but to deal with it.
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the rumor about me.
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you're talking about,
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to do with it.
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preposterous.
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send the student in? Thank you.
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and identified you
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- Let me guess—
Dan Humphrey?
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then confirmed by a witness.
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my dad will kill me.
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like this would happen,
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I'm sorry, Blair.
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the reputation
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and this school.
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firm on the expulsion.
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my acceptance
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as they receive word.
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and the teacher,
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for slander.
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on "gossip girl."
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was the truth.
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Then you should've been honest
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about that.
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teenagers gossiping online.
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with a student.
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We're gonna fight this.
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for telling the truth.
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You Templeton.
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That's very cute.
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i did not rat on Blair.
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to put the squeeze
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of her kilted cronies.
And what does Serena think
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Clause
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So she brought it on herself.
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You heard about the rumor?
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Well, the parents' council
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416. Apparently, my son is the object
of the slander,
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417. assuming that it is slander—
you and Ms. carr.
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418. A package for Vanessa Abrams.
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419. Saved by the bell.
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420. Dan, if I'm gonna walk
into a room
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421. full of fired-up parents,
i need to know.
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422. Is there something
we need to talk about?
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423. I'm gonna go file this.
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424. No, there's—no, there's nothing
to talk about.
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425. My tea is getting cold.
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426. Hey, thanks for meeting me.
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427. I brought these
to keep us warm.
- Oh, thanks.
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428. After everything
that's gone on this week,
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429. i feel safer
meeting outside.
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430. We can talk freely.
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431. I swept the perimeter
for bugs.
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432. Ms. carr, i-i understand
that you're upset with Blair.
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433. What she did was wrong.
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434. But does her punishment
have to be expulsion?
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435. It means she'll lose Yale.
Do you think this is a step
i wanted to take?
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436. I feel terrible,
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437. but Blair posted a rumor
that threatened
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438. to destroy my career,
my future.
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439. And getting expelled
destroys blaire's future.
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440. Please just talk
to headmistress queller
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441. and ask her to reconsider.
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442. "Gossip girl"
is just a stupid web site.
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443. How can you say that,
when its sole purpose is
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444. to allow people to post terrible
things about each other?
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445. I'm not defending "gossip girl."
I'm defending my best friend.
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446. Believe me, Serena,
I'm sorry this all happened.
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447. But i have to go.
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448. I have an appointment
before the parents' meeting.
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449. I do hope
we can still be friends.
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450. Hello?
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451. Hey.
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452. Hey, i-i-i really thought that
Rachel would come around, but...
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453. I'm sorry, b.
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454. Dorota.
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455. Blair? Blair?
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456. Give handsome
to a homeless man.
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457. Make sure
he has kind eyes.
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458. I'm not going to Yale.
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459. I don't deserve you.
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460. Okay, I'm back.
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461. Just hang in there, okay?
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462. We'll figure something out.
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463. I can't believe we're all here
on a Saturday night.
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464. That's a lot of canceled
restaurant reservations.
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465. Well, you expel
one Yale-bound senior,
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466. it gets people's attention.
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467. Harold, how are you?
- Lily.
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468. Mwah.
- I'm hoping that i can count
on your support tonight.
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469. Blair is being
horribly scapegoated.
I thought the meeting
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470. was to discuss the school's
new online honor codes.
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471. Yes, well, I'm crashing it
to advocate for my daughter.
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472. Harold Waldorf.
Well, I'm here to make sure
no other students
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473. are slandered the way
my son was by your daughter.
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474. Rufus Humphrey.
Okay, we'll see you
inside, Harold.
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475. Nathaniel.
Hey, what's going on?
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476. Now you're not still thinking
about that girl, are you?
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477. Her name is Elle.
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478. And if you must know,
I'm late for my chiropractor.
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479. She's double-jointed.
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480. Makes the "kama sutra"
feel new again.
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481. Nice to see
you're moving on.
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482. Call me tomorrow,
all right?
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483. I just wanted to thank you
for yesterday.
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484. I don't have any friends
in the city,
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485. and telling me about Blair,
you really acted like one.
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486. Oh, anytime. And, you know,
if you ever need
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487. a-a character witness to vouch
for how fantastic you are,
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488. uh, I'm your guy.
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489. That's sweet. Thank you.
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490. A character witness.
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491. Do you know
it may have come to that?
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492. I'm sorry. I didn't—
i didn't mean to upset you.
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493. No, I'm sorry. I'm...
Overwhelmed.
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494. And this rumor is just...
So insulting.
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495. An affair with a student?
Me and you?
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496. I would n-never do that.
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497. Never? W-wow,
that's... definitive.
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498. Please, don't...
Take it personally.
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499. I mean...
- No, no.
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500. If you were older or...
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501. Not a student
at the brother school.
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502. You can call me
in five years.
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503. - Here.
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504. - Here.
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505. Uh, Dan—
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506. no, I'm—I'm sorry.
I just—
- no, i-i—
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507. i know. Um, it's...
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508. Not appropriate.
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509. Uh, i-I'm late.
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510. Spotted—lonely boy
going from teacher's pet
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511. to persona non grata
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512. in the pitter-patter
of a heartbeat.
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513. That invitation wasn't
for you.
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514. You were never supposed
to be at that party.
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515. What do you remember?
All i remember is you.
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516. That's... not what
i was referring to.
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517. I can't remember anything else.
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518. Why don't you fill me in?
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519. I wasn't at that party
to meet you.
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520. I was there
for another man.
- Who?
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521. Your father.
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522. My father?
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523. My father is—
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524. i know that... now.
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525. I took over
a girl's client list.
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526. I sent the invitation
without realizing.
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527. When you told me
your name was Chuck,
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528. i realized that i had
the wrong Mr. bass.
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529. I had to get you
out of there.
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530. I-i had to make sure that
you didn't remember anything
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531. that you saw.
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532. The drink...
So you drugged me
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533. and then snuck back
to Connecticut?
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534. What matters is that i left you
at that hotel to keep you safe.
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535. Safe from what?
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536. Hey, look...
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537. The whole "eyes wide shut"
mystery has been fun.
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538. But if my father
was part of this group,
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539. i have a right to know
who they are.
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540. Turn on CNN.
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541. Walk down wall street.
Go to Washington.
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542. That's who they are.
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543. And if they find out
that i let an outsider in...
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544. Lose the card, the stamp
on your arm will fade,
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545. and stop asking questions.
Stop looking.
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546. I'll protect you.
- How?
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547. Your own father
was one of them,
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548. and you didn't even
know it.
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549. Don't contact me again.
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550. A courier delivered this
to me this morning.
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551. Do i need a password?
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552. The password...
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553. Is Newport.
- Mm.
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554. 'Cause that's where
my mom is tonight.
- Mm.
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555. Turns out i can still apply
to oberlin.
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556. The face, Serena.
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557. Try to pretend
it's not totally tragic.
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558. You were right
about Dan and Rachel.
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559. Seriously?
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560. I must've picked up
on something.
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561. We need proof.
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562. You have proof?
Give it to me.
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563. Dan said that nothing
was going on,
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564. so i should probably
just talk to him first.
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565. And give him another opportunity
to lie to you?
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566. How awful.
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567. I'm so sorry, s.
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568. But this is the smoking gun
I've been waiting for.
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569. Blair.
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570. We have to get
to that meeting.
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571. Dorota!
Yes, miss Blair.
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572. Go get my dog back!
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573. - Come on.
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574. This is
a freedom of speech issue.
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575. The school cannot control
what our children write
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576. on a public site.
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577. What your daughter posted
was slander.
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578. She should be held
accountable.
If slander's the issue,
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579. we can seek an injunction
against "gossip girl."
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580. Shut the site down.
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581. Shut it down?
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582. Yes, and a hundred others
will pop up in its place.
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583. This isn't some note
on the bathroom wall, lil.
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584. It's on the Internet
that Dan slept with a teacher.
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585. That's wrong.
I agree. But should Blair
lose Yale over this?
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586. It's her whole future,
Rufus.
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587. Well,
what about Dan's future?
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588. How long is this
gonna follow him?
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589. Miss Waldorf, this meeting
is closed to students.
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590. I'm sorry
for the interruption.
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591. But i have something
i think almost everyone
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592. here would want to see.
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593. Headmistress, if you'd like
to check your e-mail...
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594. I believe it's called
exculpatory evidence.
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595. I love "damages."
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596. Hey. I-I'm here.
What's going on?
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597. If you wanted to break up
with me,
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598. you could've just said so.
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599. I trusted you, and you lied
to me—both of you.
Whoa. Wh-what?
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600. No, i saw you and Rachel
in the coffee shop.
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601. Well, yeah, Rachel was upset,
and i-i comforted her.
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602. I probably shouldn't have,
because she pulled away, but...
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603. Wait. Y-you didn't
kiss her?
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604. No, no, no, i didn't kiss her.
Why would you think that?
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605. Because it looked like...
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606. Oh, god. I-i...
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607. I took a photo
and then i left,
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608. because i didn't want
to see anymore.
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609. Wait a minute.
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610. Oh, my god. Okay, uh, well,
y-you can't show this to anyone.
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611. I gave it to Blair.
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612. Sh-she's in there with queller
and the parents
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613. and—and Rachel, too.
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614. Dad. Dad, it's not true.
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615. Dan, you and i will talk
at home.
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616. They fired me.
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617. I'm back in.
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618. I saved myself
and "gossip girl."
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619. You used this photo of Rachel
and me to back up a rumor
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620. that is nothing more
than a vengeful lie.
So?
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621. Blair, unh-unh.
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622. You say "lie."
I say "eerily prophetic."
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623. Blair?
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624. Daddy.
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625. I was going
to congratulate you.
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626. The driver
will take you home.
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627. I need some fresh air.
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628. Daddy, please.
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629. Look, i get why Blair
went after Rachel,
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630. but why—why you?
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631. Well, i felt like a fool.
I thought you lied to me.
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632. Well, i told you
nothing was going on.
- I know.
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633. So why were you so ready
to believe the worst?
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634. Honestly...
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635. I think part of me
wanted to.
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636. Dan...
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637. We keep trying to act like
we can overcome anything.
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638. Yeah, pretending that
none of it mattered.
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639. Our parents dating,
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640. sharing a brother...
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641. I mean, different colleges
next year, it's...
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642. Wow.
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643. It's over, isn't it?
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644. Well, we had to try.
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645. Yeah.
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646. Sometimes the only thing
left to do
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647. is to wrap your arms
around each other one last time
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648. and then just let go.
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649. Lily told me about you
and Serena. Are you okay?
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650. Uh...
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651. I'm—I'm okay about Serena.
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652. What happened in the meeting?
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653. Well, once the parents saw
the photo of you and Ms. carr,
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654. her fate
was pretty much sealed.
Rachel didn't do anything.
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655. No, i-i-I'm the one
who screwed up.
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656. Look, i believe the two of you
weren't having an affair.
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657. But meeting a student,
one she didn't even teach,
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658. off-hours,
after school...
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659. You voted to fire her,
didn't you?
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660. you just got into Yale.
I was protecting your future.
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661. By firing someone
that didn't do anything wrong?
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662. You know, you talk about
these park Avenue parents
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663. who shield their kids
from punishment.
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664. Well, i should be punished,
not her.
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665. It's over, Dan. Let it go.
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666. You left this at the park.
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667. That's why i went to
the coffee shop yesterday.
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668. The coffee shop?
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669. I'm the one that took the photo
and gave it to Blair.
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670. You're the only teacher
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671. that's ever expressed
any interest in me,
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672. and I've completely
ruined it.
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673. Your essay.
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674. I read it last night.
It was wonderful,
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675. filled with
nuanced observations
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676. about the world around you.
Huh.
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677. There's
some unexpected irony.
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678. Rachel, I'm really sorry.
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679. Serena...
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680. I think you should go.
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681. You'll frolic in the vineyards,
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682. play boules with old men.
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683. Roman got you a Chanel beret.
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684. Do you really have to
take him with you?
Well, how was i to know
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685. when i asked your mother
if we could get you a bulldog
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686. that she assumed
we meant a stuffed animal?
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687. Blair...
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688. I'm worried about you.
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689. Why? I'm back at constance.
I got into Yale.
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690. Everything's perfect again.
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691. I saw a different side of you
last night,
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692. and I'm disappointed.
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693. But, daddy, i was right.
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694. No, you were lucky.
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695. And you allowed me
to defend a lie—
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696. a lie that you looked me
in the eyes and told.
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697. Why did you do that?
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698. Yale was on the line.
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699. I have to go there,
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700. like you.
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701. It's our plan.
- Sweetheart,
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702. what matters most to me
is not which college you go to.
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703. It's what kind of a person
you grow up to be.
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704. Why don't i take
you and handsome to the airport?
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705. Dorota can make a picnic,
and we eat it in the car.
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706. No. I think we should
just say good-bye now.
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707. I'll call you
as soon as i land.
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708. We both have a lot
to think about.
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709. They say every action has
an equal and opposite reaction.
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710. And once something
is set in motion,
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711. it can't help
but build momentum.
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712. Father,
what were you involved in?
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714. (Man) No, it's Alan Philips.
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715. Elle called us
from grand central last night,
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716. but she never
got off the train in greenwich.
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717. Have you heard from her?
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718. Uh, what are you
doing here?
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719. I, uh, i came to apologize.
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720. That rumor
would've gone away.
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721. But—but that hug
was just totally stupid
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722. and—and—and wildly
inappropriate,
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723. and i don't know
what came over me.
(Does it offend you, yeah?'S
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724. "with a heavy heart (I regret
to inform you)" Playing)
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725. Rachel, what are you doing?
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726. I don't teach at constance
anymore.
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727. what about her conduct?
The photograph?
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is concerned
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729. we don't have
sufficient evidence.
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730. And Dan himself said there was
nothing going on between them.
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731. Ms. carr could sue the school
for wrongful termination,
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732. and no one wants
that kind of publicity.
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733. So what does this mean?
Ms. carr will be able
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734. and see out the semester.
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735. I know a few parents
won't be happy,
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736. but they have to understand
it's for the greater good.
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737. A scandal
would hurt everyone.
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738. I'm going to notify Ms. carr
right now.
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739. I thought as head of
the parents' council,
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740. you'd like to know.
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741. Hey, Dan, it's me.
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742. I went to Rachel
to apologize,
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743. but I'm not sure
it did any good.
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744. I'm really sorry
about everything.
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745. I guess I'll just
see you at school tomorrow.
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746. And maybe we can forget
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747. this whole Rachel thing
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748. one thing is certain
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