1. Gossip girl
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Serena, where's Charles?
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Bart's been in an accident.
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because of your father.
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right before he died.
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what you told him that night.
It's no one's fault.
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His blood is on your hands.
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Are you sure it's your family
you don't want to leave?
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It's not about Aaron.
It's about our parents.
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They're in love.
I already asked my mom
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I'm not gonna do it again.
Come away with me.
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we didn't take last year,
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There's something
you need to know.
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Was it or boy or a girl?
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through anything.
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Because i love you.
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I'll never tell.
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welcoming you to the new year,
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who flew south for the sun
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to their park Avenue perches,
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a lot of catching up to do.
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tangoed in the new year
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And what of little j.?
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for tartan.
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go learn something.
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her rebellious ways?
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to go back to constance?
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so much words as a whoop.
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headmistress queller
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on Christmas Eve.
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understand your sudden flip.
I don't know. I...
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ball. I just felt 15 again
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kind of good. I don't know.
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at the colony club.
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nearing its end,
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a new social ladder to climb?
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from Chuck?
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after the funeral.
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bass industries in Australia.
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took charge. Somebody had to.
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remaining
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Chuck bass?
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Here. Let me take that.
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The search for my sculptor
hit a dead end.
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I thought it was a painter.
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he's sort of into mixed media.
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Still not sure about that.
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you didn't find him or her.
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- Hey.
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Oh, she left
for school already.
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- Yeah, sigh of relief
all around.
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i should get going myself.
Why don't i go with you?
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a third grader anymore.
Come on. We can catch up.
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of your last semester.
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ladies' club in the city.
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just to be considered.
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they must take you as member.
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exclusive club in New York,
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on a new, unencumbered future.
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on our way.
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thought about it? Jenny.
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- I asked if you were nervous
about Penelope
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Please, Eric. Really,
in the past four months,
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Eleanor Waldorf,
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i had my entire collection
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Jenny, you're really here.
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you were coming back.
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That's really nice.
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your prescription checked.
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who you're talking to?
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I'm glad you're back.
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Uh, you can't get involved.
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You said you found him.
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at our hotel there.
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"den of iniquity,"
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do you have him or not?
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he'll be taking a personal day.
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and get ready for my party.
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and new year's.
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- Mr. Humphrey,
this is Beth
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in Dorchester.
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any record of such an adoption.
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striking out
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in Boston,
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You know, most likely,
this was a private adoption.
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with the mother,
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Yeah, i know. I-i was
actually about to do that.
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there was another way.
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drove here from the airport.
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in Buenos Aires.
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Southern hemisphere,
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i broke up with Aaron.
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after we left New York?
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not the brightest idea
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weren't gonna be together,
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I know. I tried calling you
before you left.
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unless you didn't want to.
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we still felt the same.
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like it's last year.
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time's the charm,
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the bubbly just yet.
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Jack ever find Chuck?
Yeah, what was left of him.
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through customs.
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B., what is it?
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Oh, my gosh. That's great.
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you the whole time he was gone.
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a thai hooker named Bo.
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When i was in Buenos Aires—
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would have been fine.
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I'm gonna go vomit now.
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She just needs time.
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I have an idea.
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is is—is it,
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"unmissably" fascinating?
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something in mind?
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where my child is.
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about that.
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"my child"
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if it's a boy or girl?
I shouldn't have come.
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the last two weeks
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every adoption agency in Boston,
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this conversation.
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ask the mother, so I'm asking.
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When i gave him up—
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wanting anyone to find out.
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Charles already knows,
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he won't say anything.
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to his own life,
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remember?
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and i was there to take them
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about their days at night.
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and said i could trade that
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New leaf, new Jenny Humphrey.
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Nelly's our friend.
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It smudges.
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Long time no see.
Put that out.
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What are you even doing here?
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or hooked up to an i.V.
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the first day of school...
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something to tell me?
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Look at me.
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that's not what i think it is.
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Serena was... she was...
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Happy new year.
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back together?
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we are. We're back together.
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being here alone when I'm not.
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are you kidding?
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appreciate if you respect that.
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Um, it's a school night,
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my mom yet, so...
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I'll—I'll get you a cab.
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this is not normal.
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My father is dead.
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What a surprise.
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our rickshaw ride
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The 15-hour flight?
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Thank you, Jack,
but I've got this covered.
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principal's office,
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or a guardian.
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I found Charles smoking
marijuana on school property.
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seems questionable.
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through an ordeal.
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out of his right mind
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guilty of a crime. How can we?
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will ever happen again?
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when you cross Chuck bass,
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and Bart cold in the ground?
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What's with the cold front?
Nothing. Eat your breakfast.
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I'd rather we didn't discuss
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the best thing
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I mean, she's smart,
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nine levels hotter than him.
Thank you. But she's right.
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Dan, Serena. Dan, Serena. Whoo!
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Dad is not into cheering.
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like this has nothing to do
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between you and Lily?
It's none of your business.
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not to date Serena,
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of loyal service.
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without reprisals.
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there has been a long tradition
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Disgusting.
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I made you do them.
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people find out you can quit,
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will be finished.
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What's your decision?
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the selection committee
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You're getting
into the colony club?
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from high school.
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That's not entirely true.
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of this high school nonsense.
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than any one member,
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leaving is in a body bag.
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mom acted like she and your dad
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into the sunset together,
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he tells you it's over.
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for ourselves.
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what happened between them.
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I don't know, but we have
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I'll see you later.
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No. Why?
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No, Blair, i don't know.
What's wrong?
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smoking hash at school.
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would be an understatement.
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steam. It's what he does.
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we'll help you.
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I'm sorry.
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for the colony ladies?
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I have somewhere to go first.
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Just let me do the talking.
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Yeah, try not to do that.
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i will not be responsible.
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They're filling up pretty fast.
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The tables belong to everyone.
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406. Ladies,
could you give us a moment?
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407. I thought you sold
this place.
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408. I bought it back last night.
Owner took me to the cleaners,
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409. but some things
are worth the price.
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410. You should go home.
Lily, Serena, Eric—
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411. that is not my home
or my family.
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412. Fine. Go to the palace.
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413. Just get out of here.
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414. Well, that would be rude
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415. since I'm throwing a party
here tonight.
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416. I just posted it
on "gossip girl."
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417. Maybe you'll grace us
with a dance.
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418. Chuck, stop.
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419. All this doesn't help.
It isn't you.
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420. Wrong.
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421. Bart may have been
a bastard,
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422. but he saw me better
than anyone.
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423. I'm simply living up
to my potential.
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424. It's time to let go
of your fantasies.
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425. I don't believe you.
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426. That's your business.
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427. Now is that it,
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428. or were you going to tell me
you love me again?
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429. Why did you even come back?
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430. Dad?
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431. Dad?
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432. So what are we
looking for again?
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433. Uh, notes, messages, anything
that seems tied to my mom.
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434. I don't—i don't see
why i had to come.
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435. He doesn't want me here.
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436. I figure he's less likely
to murder me with witnesses.
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437. Yes. That makes sense.
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438. Oh, my god.
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439. He asked my mom to marry him,
and she said no.
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440. That's why he's angry.
Yeah, that's my mom's ring.
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441. She gave it back to him
before Christmas.
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442. It was a—
it was a good theory, though.
Oh.
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443. - Oh.
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444. It's Blair. She—she needs me.
I have to go.
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445. Call me
if you find something.
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446. And what if
he tries to kill me?
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447. South Boston adoption agency.
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448. New year, but
same old story
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449. the darkest secrets are
always the ones
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450. that hit closest to home.
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451. Hello?
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452. Miss Blair,
where have you been?
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453. The colony club ladies
will be here.
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454. I just need ten minutes.
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455. What happened?
Penelope and the girls
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456. got their parents
to call queller.
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457. They say I'm bullying them.
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458. Wow. Oh, my god, i—th-that is
kind of genius.
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459. She wants me
to try to handle it by myself,
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460. which basically means,
roll over and take it.
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461. I don't even understand.
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462. Why won't Penelope
just let you quit?
She's probably afraid
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463. I'll tell people she's sleeping
with her dad's junior partner.
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464. I mean, the things i know...
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465. No. Penelope would kill me...
Literally.
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466. Yeah. We'll see.
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467. How much do you know?
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468. I-i know it's not a painter
and i know it's not a sculptor,
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469. or—or whatever story it was
you couldn't keep straight.
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470. H-hold on. How do...
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471. Uh, did, uh, Chuck bass
say something to you?
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472. Chuck ba—what?
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473. Wh—so wait,
y-you're telling me
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474. that Chuck bass knows
something about our life,
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475. and i don't know?
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476. I can't talk to you
about this right now.
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477. You know, if it was just
your life, i would say fine.
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478. But it's not. It's—it's mine,
and it's Serena's.
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479. Let me take a wild guess
and say Lily.
Just give me a day.
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480. Hey, b., is everything okay?
I came as fast as i could.
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481. Fine. False alarm.
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482. Wait, what happened?
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483. Chuck.
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484. He's holed up at victrola
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485. in some Jim morrison
downward spiral.
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486. Sad in a way.
Luckily, it's not my concern.
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487. Thank you for coming.
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488. Dorota! I think my guests
from the colony club are here!
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489. Wait, if Chuck is really
in trouble,
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490. then we need to help him.
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491. He doesn't have
any brothers and sisters.
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492. We are all he has.
You are all he has.
He doesn't want my help.
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493. Oh, hello.
Please take my jacket.
So that's just it?
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494. You're gonna abandon him
for a bunch of society matrons?
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495. Those matrons, as you call them,
are helping me build a life.
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496. All Chuck can do
is destroy one.
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497. I'm not abandoning Chuck.
I'm just saving myself.
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498. Now if you'll excuse me...
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499. Hi, ladies. Glad you could
make it. Come on in.
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500. that's the problem
with an open invitation.
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501. You can't keep out
the hoi polloi.
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502. What do you know
about my dad and Lily?
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503. So the cat's out of the bag.
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504. I-i found some numbers.
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505. My—my dad was supposed to be
in Boston looking for an artist.
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506. He was, uh... apparently
visiting some orphanages.
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507. How dickensian.
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508. Chuck,
i need to know this.
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509. you know,
the funny thing is,
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510. i was going to keep
Lily's secret.
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511. You buried the arson story
on my dad.
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512. This makes us even.
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513. You're not
the first-born Humphrey,
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514. so if you were planning
on inheriting the family estate,
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515. I'd make other arrangements.
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516. Um... that—that—
that's not possible.
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517. I mean, my dad—
Lily and her mother
kept it a secret,
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518. gave the kid away.
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519. I imagine your dad
just found out.
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520. and now there's only
one more person to tell.
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521. Of course, as soon as you do,
it's over between you, isn't it?
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522. Sharing a sibling?
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523. It's a bit much,
even for me.
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524. Spotted at victrola—
lonely boy and Chuck bass
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525. having a heart-to-heart.
What or who do they have
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526. to talk about and will
Serena be the last to know?
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527. I've always felt
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528. the colony club exemplified
the highest ideals of character.
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529. Public service—
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530. i frequently feed the ducks
in central park.
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531. And read to blind children.
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532. Impressive.
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533. However,
for better or worse,
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534. we are known
by the company we keep.
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535. Tell me,
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536. was that Serena Van Der Woodsen
who came earlier?
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537. Yes. She's an old friend.
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538. I see her quite a bit
on page six.
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539. And... quite a bit of her.
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540. Well, when i said
she was an old friend,
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541. it was... habit.
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542. I don't—
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543. can't approve
of how she lives her life.
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544. Hmm.
- Mm.
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545. And her mother married
Bart bass.
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546. The man was
all new money and models.
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547. If you ask me, that car hitting
him was a mercy killing.
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548. I hear bass junior
is a piece of work.
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549. You wouldn't have anything
to do with him, would you?
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550. Well, I...
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551. Blair, the answer is "no."
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552. Yes. I mean, no.
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553. I have to go.
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554. That "piece of work"--
Chuck bass—needs me.
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555. And Serena and her mother
are wonderful, kind people.
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556. Blair...
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557. Do you know
what you're doing?
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558. I thought i was
leaving high school behind.
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559. I guess you never do.
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560. Dorota will get your coats.
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561. Welcome back.
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562. How was Thailand?
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563. i honestly don't remember.
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564. You should come home,
Chuck.
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565. i think I'll take
the view from above.
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566. It was nice having you
as my little brother.
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567. Eric, where's little j.?
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568. I imagine busy
cleaning out her locker.
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569. Actually...
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570. I just got done
writing a "gossip girl" post,
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571. saying how, Penelope,
for the past six months,
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572. you've been having an affair
with your dad's junior partner.
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573. And, Hazel—you got drunk
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574. and hooked up
with your cousin... twice.
Oh, my god.
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575. And, Isabel...
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576. Do i even have to say?
- No.
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577. Those things were
told to you in confidence!
No, more like stupidity.
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578. And unless you get
your parents to back off
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579. and you start leaving Nelly
alone, i hit "send."
Duh, you win.
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580. I know.
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581. So what are you gonna do about
the collegiate party tomorrow?
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582. What? What are you
talking about?
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583. Don't play the innocent.
You wanted queen, you've got it.
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584. Wait. That's what
you think i did all this for?
Didn't you?
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585. No. No, not at all.
You're telling me
this was just a good deed?
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586. Oh, my god. I'm so bored.
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587. Okay...
Big miscalculation.
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588. See, i kind of thought,
coming back to school,
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589. you did wanna be queen.
Oh, that's not good.
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590. And i was never gonna
move past Hazel and is,
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591. but i thought maybe if
there was a new regime—
wait, you played me?
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592. You... Nelly yuki?
And now she wants to go
to the collegiate party.
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593. I'm sorry, Jenny.
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594. Penelope!
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595. Really, though?
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596. Wow.
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597. So everything... is exactly
the same. Nothing changed.
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598. Everything but you.
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599. Okay.
Hot chocolate?
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600. Let me get my coat.
- Yeah.
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601. Rufus. Your message said it was
urgent. Has something happened?
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602. Dan knows, or...
He doesn't yet,
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603. but i think he will soon.
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604. And then i imagine
he'll tell Serena,
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605. and... i thought
you should know.
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606. Rufus, wait.
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607. What will they think of me?
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608. Who, Serena and Eric?
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609. Well, it's not my problem.
We're each on our own, remember?
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610. Look, you already hate me.
What if they hate me, too?
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611. I gave away their...
Their brother.
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612. I wasn't ready.
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613. I was young and scared...
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614. Heartbroken over you.
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615. And Cece kept pressuring me.
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616. But the truth is,
i wasn't ready to have a baby.
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617. And it's been
a hole in my life ever since.
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618. I understand
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620. But it's that
you didn't tell me.
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621. Oh, Rufus, please...
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622. I don't hate you, lil...
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623. As much as i want to.
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624. Neither will your kids.
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625. But you've had 20 years
to make peace with this.
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626. It's gonna
take me some time.
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627. What do you wanna know?
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628. hey.
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629. Hey. What are you doing here?
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630. Uh, weirdly enough,
i-i came to see Chuck.
- Me, too.
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631. is everything okay? Did you
find something in the loft?
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632. Kind of. Uh, can we—can we
go to—somewhere to talk...
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633. Privately,
without all of... this?
- Okay.
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634. Blair!
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635. Aren't you a little old
to be here? Hmm?
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636. I heard my nephew is throwing
the first big party of the year.
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637. And i have to say,
he does the bass name proud.
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638. I can see you've been
a wonderful influence on him.
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639. Oh, hey, Eric.
Have you seen Chuck?
Uh, a while ago.
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640. He said something about wanting
to take in the view from above.
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641. He probably meant upstairs.
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642. Clearly, you don't know Chuck.
He has a thing for rooftops.
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643. Enjoy.
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on top of the world—
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645. it gives you
a long, long way to fall.
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646. Oops.
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647. Chuck!
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648. No!
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649. God, you idiot!
You don't surprise someone
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650. standing
off the edge of a building!
Chuck, come away from there.
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651. Let's go down
and join the party.
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652. I was at the party.
I'm not really that into it.
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653. Chuck, your father
wouldn't have wanted this.
Dear old dad.
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654. Unfortunately, all i know
is what he didn't want...
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655. Which was me.
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656. I'm Chuck bass!
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657. No one cares.
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658. I do.
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659. Don't you understand?
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660. I'll always be here.
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661. I don't want you going
anywhere.
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662. I couldn't Bear it.
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663. So whatever you want
to do to yourself,
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665. Please.
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666. I'm sorry.
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667. It's okay.
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668. Hey, what—whatever it is,
you can tell me.
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669. No, yeah, i-i know.
But it's...
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670. Uh, it's our parents.
They—
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671. - Hold on.
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672. Just...
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673. Yeah, dad, what's going on?
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674. Do you know?
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675. Yeah, i do.
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676. Have you told Serena?
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677. W-well, i was—
i was about to.
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678. I'm with Lily. We're about
to go look for our child.
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679. Dad, that—
Lily wants to tell Serena
and Eric herself.
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680. Dad, no. I—you can't ask me
to hide this from Serena.
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681. This is too big
to keep secret.
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682. Son, this isn't
your secret to share.
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683. This is between mother
and daughter.
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684. I know it's hard,
but you have to respect that.
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685. Yeah. Okay.
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686. Thanks, son.
I'll call you soon.
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687. He should go back
to Lily's.
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688. He'll just take off again.
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689. I've got a better chance
keeping an eye on him.
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690. So you know,
i don't trust you.
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691. All i want is
what's best for my nephew.
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692. And as for trusting me,
do you really have a choice?
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693. He can't know what happened
on new year's.
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694. Good night, Blair.
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695. ah, me.
The year's scarcely turned,
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696. and already
the secrets have begun.
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697. where will it end this time?
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699. Uh, it's—that was my dad.
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700. Uh, he—he and Lily are
going away for a couple days.
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701. And—and you're worried
what'll happen to us.
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702. Hey.
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703. It's fine.
We're gonna be okay.
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704. The new year isn't about what
happened,
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705. it's about what's to come.
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706. but the past
is always with us,
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707. just waiting to mess with the
present,
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708. and when it does,
I'll be watching.
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