1. Gossip girl
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a Lily bass dossier?
- Lily...
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I won't put my name
on a piece of paper
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Then I'll just have
to find another way.
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you have one other option.
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to become emancipated.
You mean divorce my parents?
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with embezzlement and fraud.
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I'm gonna be
a much better father to you
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than i will be from jail.
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I'll never tell.
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Thanksgiving is when families
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but on the Upper East Side,
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to its roots—
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and betrayal.
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just like the Indians,
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out of their home.
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moving boxes everywhere,
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his annoying relatives.
But they can't be that bad.
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orange lipstick mark.
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I'd been spray-tanned.
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the morning talking to me
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grain of the future.
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to go shopping with her.
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- At century 21.
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isn't coming,
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i didn't get last year.
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make his famous pie tomorrow?
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for a couple hours.
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to meet my family
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And how do you plan
to introduce him?
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This is Aaron,
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just like bill Paxton,
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and with scruff."
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would never want to share
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with anyone else.
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it's been hard.
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want to date anyone else.
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if you don't compete, right?
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with that sentence.
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of boyfriends past to haunt me.
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seen Jenny?
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than i thought.
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My dad has been
calling her cell,
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her friend Agnes' place,
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any of his messages.
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he left early, so...
Well, she has been spending
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Speaking of, happy Thanksgiving.
You, too.
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potatoes, but not the drama.
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58. Yeah, well, this year's gonna be
a little quieter, i guess,
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if Jenny doesn't show.
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I'll see you after the break.
Yeah. Bye.
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around here lately.
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with the Humphreys anymore,
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looking up, which is too bad.
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watching you slum it.
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who your real friends were.
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what emancipation means.
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the state opens up
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into your family.
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of parental neglect.
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authorizing the investigation.
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your parents will be notified.
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They have to be notified?
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want to be their child.
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at the washoe reservation,
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to stage a protest.
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in my studio,
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Turkey dinner.
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enjoys a 16-hour German movie
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you could come here instead.
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seeing Jenny.
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she's not coming,
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I didn't realize
it was still that bad
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Thanksgiving? With Nate?
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spending time together anymore.
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Thanksgiving at my place?
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that way...
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in Tokyo,
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for a week.
Then where is she?
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with Eric.
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We're home!
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a day early.
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on necker island
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Right?
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hello to you, too.
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112. No, no one's here. Why would you
think your daughter would be?
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Well, i certainly hope so.
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with him all week.
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she's been staying...
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right back.
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to let us stay at their place
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offered to help,
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what we would have done.
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left, Nate.
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about to change.
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waiting for her today,
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and surveying the damage.
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Well, it's good.
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before i left,
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a house on the ocean.
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with no heat in New York.
Hear your father out, Nate.
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has been because of what i did.
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isn't worth it
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to share it with.
Mom, did you know about this?
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she was there until today.
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She didn't even know.
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sneaking her in at night.
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I don't think
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and you don't seem to have
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about anything.
She's my daughter.
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see where her head is at.
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She is. She's with mine.
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uh, sweet potatoes.
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the house to myself.
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to Jean-georges for dinner.
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Where's Warren Jeffs?
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making dinner for us,
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completely romantic and amazing,
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where he was today,
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who thinks of only her.
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Tell him how you feel.
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For all you know,
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more than your own.
Ready.
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that's my cue to go.
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Serena doesn't share.
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Blair should learn to.
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So are you.
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of Jonathan's swim team. Why?
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Monday night.
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got held up at customs.
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dating someone else.
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would he know that?
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like i do.
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of family, it's just creepy.
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top-notch and very discreet.
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safe with files on everybody,
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amazing surveillance photos
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my hot Italian au pair.
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changed my life.
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my life to change?
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that's flattering.
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welcome to see other people.
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A 1-woman man?
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we were celebrating,
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a bottle of champagne.
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uh, I'm sober.
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since i stopped drinking.
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celebratory glass of champagne,
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for the job.
Well, i-i figured.
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The only way to protect them is
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at all times. Don't you agree?
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where are you off to?
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to go find Jenny
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you bring her back here?
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But you know what?
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to nutmeg—not enough.
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the—the worst of people.
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for dinner
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the gramercy tavern.
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your favorite recipes—
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that you like.
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The point is
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- Isn't that wonderful?
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miss Blair,
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Who do you work for?
Spill it.
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keep this safe until tomorrow.
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this evening at dinner.
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at Thanksgiving,
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stay here for a while.
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I really—i appreciate it,
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how he's been, so...
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for the next couple years,
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and everything,
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so I'm...
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rmx)" Playing)
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not being with us tonight?
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extraordinarily depressed,
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I miss her a lot.
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you two have been having,
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what are you doing here?
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right around the corner.
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to take to, um...
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I can hear her name.
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if there are any pecans left.
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could you do me a favor
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to Serena's family for me?
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last Thanksgiving together.
Yeah, absolutely.
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this crazy thing with, uh,
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and my mom, and it was, i guess,
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life, it's very complicated.
Serena's life is complicated?
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I-i don't know about you,
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long, flowing blonde hair,
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Is—is that the same one?
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as complicated.
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cheddar people or more goat-y?
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into cheese.
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with the, uh,
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Oh, sure. I mean,
not problematically, of course.
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at least not for months.
Wait. Months?
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the thing in the spring
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You two are getting serious.
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talked about that.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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I'm gonna go pay for this.
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you want to tell me?
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I'm your daughter.
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to hear the news?
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you are referring to, Blair.
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i have to go check
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Dorota, get it together.
We're leaving.
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anyone else to her,
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to see anyone here.
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to catch up on.
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It'd be quiet. Why are you here?
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pixies box set from Rufus.
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I wrote a thank-you note.
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right now, so...
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you and Chuck and Dan—
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to alienate everyone.
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the cds
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I'd really appreciate that.
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his way here to meet everyone,
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to do to keep it that way
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what I'm gonna do.
I get it. You lied to him.
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everything i ever did.
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I'm trying to figure it out.
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392. Figure what out?
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393. Something about a girl
named Georgina?
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394. What?
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395. What—what's, um,
he even talking about?
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396. That's, uh,
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397. gosh. Um...
Copy !req
398. Well, you know, he's—
he's probably just jealous.
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399. Yeah. Yeah, i mean,
he was talking a lot about
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400. Thanksgiving last year when
you two were together, so...
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401. Yeah. Well, i guess
he's just not as over me
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402. as i thought he was.
But—but seriously,
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403. Aaron, the next time he starts
to tell you stories about me—
Copy !req
404. no, no, no, no. Never again.
No, it's not gonna happen again.
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405. Could you?
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406. Yeah.
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407. Oh, it, uh, says "Lily."
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408. Just, uh, um...
Copy !req
409. What's going on?
Is something wrong?
Copy !req
410. I've been grappling
with what to do all day—
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411. what to say, which one of you
to talk to first.
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412. Is Jenny okay?
Yes, but you might not be.
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413. I know it is Thanksgiving,
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414. but i think you should
get here right away.
- Lily?
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415. I will see you soon.
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416. Come on. We're going.
Vanessa's coming over.
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417. Call and cancel.
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418. Vanessa Abrams.
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419. Can i help you?
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420. I'd like to talk to you
about Nate Archibald.
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421. Are you going to open it?
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422. I don't know.
Copy !req
423. I'll tell you
the combination.
Copy !req
424. 8-7-69—
my mother's birthday.
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425. It's like the end of
every heist movie ever made.
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426. Are those gold bars? I didn't
think they actually made those.
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427. Is that—
is that a sat phone?
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428. Encryption. Government
prototype. Put it back.
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429. I knew you'd come back
for more.
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430. Chuck, you know how hard
this Cal was for me to make.
I'm listening.
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431. The FBI just came to see me,
and Nate's in trouble.
Tell someone who cares.
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432. Chuck, this is serious.
He needs our help.
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433. Where are you?
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434. The gallery.
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435. Sorry, kid.
I have to do something.
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436. Yeah.
- Happy hunting.
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437. Okay.
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438. Jeez.
Copy !req
439. And we have nothing
to be thankful for.
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440. This is the worst Thanksgiving
of all time,
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441. and if we have to wander
the Upper East Side
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442. like outcasts in
a Jane Austen novel, so be it.
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443. Maybe we can go feed ducks
at boat pond
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444. like when you were little.
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445. Fine.
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446. I'm not a monster.
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447. I won't deny the ducks
their dinner.
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448. But if you look like you enjoy
even one second of it,
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449. we're leaving.
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450. Oh, no.
None for me, thank you.
- Mom.
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451. Serena,
it's a special occasion.
No, I'm only 17.
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452. Oh.
- Uh, mom, have you shown Aaron
your beautiful art collection?
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453. Oh, yeah. Um, was that
a Jessica Craig-Martin
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454. i saw over there?
Why, yes, it is, Aaron.
Good eye.
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455. I know. Yeah,
I'll—I'll be right back.
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456. I... my shoes are killing me.
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457. This is crazy, Jen.
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458. These are e-mails of mine,
photographs,
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459. notes from my psychiatrist
at the ostroff center.
Copy !req
460. So much for doctor/patient
confidentiality, huh?
Copy !req
461. What about Serena's
and your mom's?
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462. I can't Bear to open them.
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463. These are... five times
the size of mine.
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464. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
465. Um, speaking about
seeing things,
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466. have you seen
my emancipation papers?
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467. Because they're not
in my bag,
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468. Come on downstairs.
Be social.
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469. Uh, yeah. We're coming.
Copy !req
470. Has Chuck finally decided
to grace us with his presence?
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471. Actually, um...
What's he doing here?
Copy !req
472. I invited him.
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473. Hi, Mr. bass.
- Daniel.
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474. Aaron, hey, man.
Copy !req
475. Well, if it isn't the last
person i wanted to see.
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476. Wh—I'm—I'm sorry?
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477. Why'd you lie about Serena?
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478. Oh, my god.
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479. Where is she?
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480. She should be right down.
Copy !req
481. Dad?
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482. Dan.
Copy !req
483. And Aaron. Hey.
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484. What's up?
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485. Well, your boyfriend
called me a liar.
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486. Did—did—did i lie
about something?
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487. You know, Dan, maybe you and i
should talk in private,
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488. to discuss
who said what to whom
Copy !req
489. and why they felt compelled
to say it?
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490. Yeah, uh, that's—
we don't need to do that.
Copy !req
491. She's right. I lied.
Yeah, well,
it's not cool, man.
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492. If you have a problem
with me dating your ex,
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493. at least be honest about it.
You're right. I'll be honest.
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494. Yeah. Serena, I'm sorry,
but I'm already late
Copy !req
495. to meet my father
at the Waldorfs'.
- Bye.
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496. You didn't exactly
tell him the truth.
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497. Well, you didn't
exactly have to.
You know, I'm sorry.
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498. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
499. I-i panicked,
Copy !req
500. and i was mad at you.
Copy !req
501. No, i-i should have
kept my mouth shut.
Copy !req
502. But really, Serena?
I mean,
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503. you're g—you have
to tell him everything.
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504. If there's one thing that
we learned this past year...
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505. See, around here,
the truth always comes out.
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506. Oh, uh, it just did.
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507. You know, when you called,
i thought it was an emergency.
Copy !req
508. Obviously i was wrong.
It's more
like an intervention.
Copy !req
509. There's someone
you need to talk to.
Copy !req
510. The FBI knows
that your dad's in town,
Copy !req
511. and they think
he's about to commit a crime
Copy !req
512. even worse than fraud
or embezzlement.
Copy !req
513. Like what?
Copy !req
514. Like extortion and kidnapping.
Copy !req
515. When your father
escaped to Dominica,
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516. he could only get his hands
on enough money
Copy !req
517. to get himself set up.
Copy !req
518. He should have found a job,
reinvented himself.
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519. But instead, he lived the way
he'd always lived.
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520. Now he's got nothing left.
Yeah, well,
if my father's poor,
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521. what's the point of us
going to live with him?
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522. I mean,
we don't have any money.
But the vanderbilts do.
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523. Yeah, look, why would
my grandparents pay us
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524. to go live with him when they
can't even help us out here?
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525. I mean, they hate my dad.
Maybe that's why
they would give him money—
Copy !req
526. to leave without you
or your mom.
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527. We've been monitoring
your father's calls.
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528. why didn't you just come
tell me this yourself?
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529. We didn't know if you or your
mother knew what was going on.
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530. After all, she helped him
escape in the first place.
But i told him i didn't think
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531. I'll let the three of you
talk it over.
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532. This is just too much.
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533. There is still a chance
that the captain can get away,
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534. if that's what you want.
Copy !req
535. But you could
also end it all now.
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536. How?
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537. By turning your father in.
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538. I'm sorry i didn't
call you back, okay?
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539. A lot has been happening.
Agnes kicked me out.
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540. She burned all my dresses,
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541. and then i had to crash
with Eric.
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542. I had nowhere else to go.
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543. And i couldn't tell anyone
i was living here
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544. because then they'd tell you,
and you'd be really mad.
Copy !req
545. I'm not. I'm out of angry.
Miss you too much.
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546. Dad, please don't try to
guilt trip me right now, okay?
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547. Your brother helped me
realize
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548. that i haven't told you
something—something important.
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549. What?
- I love you, Jenny.
I love you so much,
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550. I'm willing to let you go
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551. if that's what it's gonna take
to get you back.
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552. And when the time comes
for a court hearing,
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553. i won't stand in your way.
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554. But there's nothing you can do
to make me stop loving you.
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555. I'm sorry.
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556. Dan and his father
just left to look for Jenny,
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557. so maybe now would be
the perfect time for you
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558. to tell me what the hell's been
going on here today, Lily.
You first.
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559. Where did you get those?
It doesn't matter.
Did you read these?
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560. Not yet.
- Only mine.
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561. None of you were supposed to—
find them?
I can't believe this.
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562. You did this to me, and i dealt
with it. But the kids? My kids?
Mom, you knew about this?
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563. We'll talk about that later.
I'm just trying
to protect them.
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564. If you're gonna let
your son and daughter
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565. go where they please
and do as they please,
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566. and treating them like criminals
in their own home.
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567. How do you expect them to trust
us if we don't trust them?
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568. God.
Okay, kids, let's go.
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569. Where are you going?
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570. Oh, well,
this day is about family,
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571. and if you're not
for this family,
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572. then I'm gonna take mine
and spend it with them.
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573. Where have you been?
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574. Your mother's almost done
packing. We have to go.
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575. No, i don't mean that.
Are you really planning
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576. on holding me and mom
for ransom?
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577. Not all the money's for me,
Nate. It's for you guys, too.
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578. Look, this way, you and your mom
will get everything you deserve,
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579. and i will have enough to start
over wherever i go next.
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580. Look,
i want to take care of you,
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581. one that doesn't require
another felony.
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582. The FBI are on the way here.
Nate, please—
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583. dad, listen. I love you,
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584. but if you can't
do the right thing,
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585. then i can't respect you.
Copy !req
586. So the choice is yours.
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587. You go out
that service entrance
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588. and you ruin our relationship
forever...
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589. Or you be a man
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590. and you turn yourself in
when they get here.
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591. Well, that's not a choice.
It is a choice,
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592. because I'm sick
of living in the mess
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593. you've created for us,
and I'm not gonna do it anymore.
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594. I hope you won't either.
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595. The annual Van Der Woodsen
diner Thanksgiving dinner.
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596. Hmm. We should have
a standing reservation.
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597. I think we do.
Copy !req
598. What errand
did Serena have to run?
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599. I don't know, but she took
her file with her.
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600. Maybe she went to burn it.
I don't blame her.
I should have burned mine.
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601. I lied before.
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602. I read it.
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603. Eric,
whatever you read, um—
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604. i can't believe
you didn't tell me
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605. you were in an institution
like me.
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606. You were 19. You were just
a few years older than i was,
Copy !req
607. but i wanted
to be strong for you.
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608. Plus, i really wasn't ready
to revisit it.
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609. I look forward to talking
about it... when you're ready.
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610. It takes time.
I should know.
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611. How did you get so wise?
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612. The nanny.
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613. Okay.
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614. How about we have
a real Thanksgiving dinner?
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615. It's not too late.
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616. What'd you have in mind?
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617. Well, come on.
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618. And—
- oh, Serena.
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619. I-i was hoping
that you were Blair.
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620. Oh, why? Where is she?
Maybe you can find out.
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621. Would you mind?
Yeah, of course.
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622. I'll let you know as soon
as i hear back from her.
Thank you.
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623. Is Aaron here?
He's over there.
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624. I think he's...
Thank you.
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625. Yes.
Serena, hey.
Copy !req
626. Hey. Dan didn't lie.
I did.
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627. It was more of a lie
of omission, but still.
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628. I-i-I'm sorry
i didn't tell you everything.
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629. I should have.
Um, read this.
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630. If you still want to be with me
after, then let me know.
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631. She's on 5th and 71st.
Oh, thank you.
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632. Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving, dear.
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633. What are you doing?
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634. My dad and i got in a fight,
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635. i was crashing at Eric's,
and he finally chased me down.
Copy !req
636. You're lucky.
Copy !req
637. You have a family
who fights for you.
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638. Mine doesn't even care
if I'm there.
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639. Well, your mom loves you
in her own way, Blair.
Copy !req
640. But the way your father
loves you—i never had that.
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641. My own dad, as sweet as he is,
isn't here.
Copy !req
642. Your father...
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643. Will go anywhere
for you, anytime.
Copy !req
644. I know because I've sometimes
even made it happen.
Copy !req
645. What?
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646. What? Is it my hair?
Copy !req
647. No. You're just wrong.
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648. Jenny.
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649. You look cold.
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650. Here.
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651. Come home, dear.
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652. You've made your point.
I don't think i have.
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653. Well, i think that
you might feel differently
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654. when you find out what i have
been waiting to show you.
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655. I'll come...
- Yes.
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656. On one condition—
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657. Jenny has to go home, too.
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658. Well, i think
that's a terrific idea.
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659. Everyone should be where
they belong on Thanksgiving—
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660. with their families.
Copy !req
661. Now—oh! Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
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662. We'll drop you.
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663. What's going on?
Copy !req
664. I love you both.
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665. I'm proud of you.
Copy !req
666. No, don't.
Copy !req
667. Let me.
Copy !req
668. Howard, no.
Copy !req
669. What's going on?
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670. What are you doing, Howard?
I'll be—I'll be okay.
Copy !req
671. You have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say can
Copy !req
672. and will be used against you
in a court of law.
Copy !req
673. You have the right to have
an attorney present.
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674. Hey. We were hoping
you'd be here.
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675. My mom's inside,
signing papers in the dark.
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676. We got our house back. Now all
we need is some electricity.
Copy !req
677. But look, i, um, i can't
thank you guys enough.
Copy !req
678. I'm gonna give you guys
a moment.
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679. I...
Copy !req
680. Didn't want you to go.
Copy !req
681. And i don't like
to admit it,
Copy !req
682. but i still...
Copy !req
683. Still?
Copy !req
684. It's not important.
Copy !req
685. Um, there's the whole thing
with Jenny,
Copy !req
686. and i don't want to get
in the way of that.
Copy !req
687. Vanessa, i-i haven't heard
from Jenny in weeks, so...
Copy !req
688. If you'd like, i mean, uh,
can we get together sometime?
Copy !req
689. I guess that'd be okay.
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690. Cool.
Copy !req
691. Call me.
- I will.
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692. By the way,
I'm glad you stayed, too.
Copy !req
693. Thanks, man.
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694. No, let's, uh,
let's get drunk instead.
Copy !req
695. Daddy.
Copy !req
696. Oh, sweetheart.
- Oh!
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697. Oh, honey.
Copy !req
698. Mwah.
I would have come sooner.
Copy !req
699. There was a t.G.V. Strike.
Wait. This is the surprise?
Copy !req
700. I thought
you were getting engaged.
Copy !req
701. Well...
Copy !req
702. We are.
Copy !req
703. I-i wanted your father
to meet Cyrus
Copy !req
704. before we told everyone.
Copy !req
705. If he didn't approve
Copy !req
706. of the man who might
become your stepfather,
Copy !req
707. i couldn't quite marry him,
could i?
Copy !req
708. Well, now that the cat's
out of the bag,
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709. i-i think this calls
for a celebration.
Copy !req
710. Mm-hmm. Dessert first,
i always say.
Copy !req
711. Thank you, Dorota.
Copy !req
712. Are you hungry?
Copy !req
713. I guess I'm ready
for a new tradition.
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714. I was kind of hoping
she'd be here.
Yeah. I was, too.
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715. Oh.
Copy !req
716. You are.
Copy !req
717. I love you, too, dad.
Copy !req
718. I don't—i don't want
to not be your daughter.
Copy !req
719. Guys, i can't breathe.
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720. Good.
- Good.
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721. I don't need to read that.
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722. No, i-i think you do.
Copy !req
723. Anything you want to tell me
you can tell me yourself.
Copy !req
724. I want to know you,
Copy !req
725. no matter what you've done
or how long ago.
Copy !req
726. Is anyone home?
Hey. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
727. I don't know.
It's Thanksgiving,
Copy !req
728. and i couldn't think of anywhere
that felt more like home.
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729. I'm glad to see
that you couldn't either.
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730. E., call Serena.
Copy !req
731. I left a message already.
Oh, good.
Copy !req
732. What about Bart?
- Not coming.
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733. All right. Well, dinner's
way behind schedule, so, uh,
Copy !req
734. who wants to start cooking?
I do.
Copy !req
735. Hey, Vanessa.
- Hey.
Copy !req
736. Hi.
- Oh, those flowers are beautiful.
Are they for me?
Copy !req
737. Yes.
Thank you.
Oh, they smell real good.
Copy !req
738. Hi.
That looks amazing.
Look at that.
Copy !req
739. Hi.
Copy !req
740. I'm glad you're back.
Copy !req
741. I thought you were
still mad at me.
- I was.
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742. Look, I'm really...
Really sorry about Nate.
Copy !req
743. I mean,
if it's any consolation,
Copy !req
744. i don't think he ever
really liked me anyway.
Copy !req
745. I mean, i haven't heard
from him in weeks, so...
Copy !req
746. Well, our friendship is more
important than some guy, right?
Copy !req
747. Yeah.
So let's just eat some Turkey
and put it behind us.
Copy !req
748. Okay.
Copy !req
749. - I missed you.
Copy !req
750. Oh, i missed you, too.
I call dibs
on mashed potatoes.
Copy !req
751. Hey. Oh, Jen, your mail's
been piling up here.
Copy !req
752. It's mostly catalogs, but still,
you gotta sift through it.
Okay.
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753. Before you get going on that,
Copy !req
754. you care to help me
find the marshmallows?
Absolutely.
Copy !req
755. Remember how to work that?
Copy !req
756. As the end of another holiday
draws near,
Copy !req
757. I'd like to take a moment
Copy !req
758. to list all the things
I'm thankful for.
Copy !req
759. I'm thankful that no matter
how dark things might get,
Copy !req
760. old friendships
can still be rekindled...
Copy !req
761. I'm thankful
for new relationships
Copy !req
762. that help us realize how far
we've come from who we were...
Copy !req
763. and how close we get when
we can really be ourselves.
Copy !req
764. I'm thankful to know that
no matter what they say...
All right.
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765. You can go home again,
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766. whether it's your home or not.
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767. Andrew, Bart bass.
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768. I know i told you
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769. not to look into why my wife
was in that sanatorium,
Copy !req
770. but I've changed my mind.
I'd really like to know.
Copy !req
771. I'd like to know everything.
Copy !req
772. excuse me.
I-i have to go call my folks.
Copy !req
773. But the thing
I'm most thankful for?
Copy !req
774. How even
on the most giving of days,
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775. people can still
do something unforgivable.
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776. signed, stealed and delivered,
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777. I'm yours.
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778. X.O.X.O., gossip girl.
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