Gossip Girl 2x1

1. If you want to be part of this world, Jenny,

2. you need to decide if all this is worth it.

3. Oh, my god! You'll never believe what's on "gossip girl."

4. Someone saw Serena

5. getting off a train at grand central.

6. I thought everything was good between us.

7. It was... before i found out you had sex with my boyfriend.

8. The best friend and the boyfriend—

9. that's pretty classy, s.

10. You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?

11. Are you sure it's not some ploy you're using to get to me?

12. did you sleep with her, huh? I know how long you and i have been best friends, okay?

13. No, it's not okay, Chuck. From now on, you stay away from me.

14. Did something happen last night? - Yes.

15. I'm done. - I lied, and i stole,

16. and i lost the respect of my family... for what?

17. I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay.

18. Lily, would you do me the honor of being my wife?

19. He proposed before we left, and I'm going to say yes.

20. One thing i learned—

21. that in the face of true love, you don't just give up,

22. even if the object of your affection is begging you to.

23. I'm not who you thought i was, and you can't forgive that.

24. I don't know how to make things go back to what they were.

25. I'm locking myself away in the Hamptons.

26. You know how i get in the Summer. - Yeah, i do.

27. If you want to reflect together, I'll be around.

28. And who am i?

29. That's a secret I'll never tell.

30. You know you love me.

31. X.O.X.O., gossip girl.

32. Unlike the rest of us,

33. sex, lies and scandal never take a vacation.

34. Instead, they take the long island expressway

35. and head east to the Hamptons.

36. Some would say Summer is their busiest season.

37. think park Avenue,

38. but with tennis whites and bain de soleil.

39. mmm. I've been waiting for this all day.

40. mmm. Are you sure Serena's still okay with covering for you?

41. She was a little cold. Oh, she's totally fine.

42. Mmm. But you haven't told her anything?

43. All she knows is that I'm seeing someone

44. I'm not ready to introduce to anyone just yet.

45. Or ever.

46. Look, she needed time

47. to decompress from her breakup anyway.

48. Covering for me works for her, too.

49. mmm.

50. Let's go to my place before somebody spots us.

51. Your house?

52. I thought we couldn't.

53. There's always the guesthouse.

54. girls, you don't know how thankful i am

55. to have finally found a use for geometry in my daily life.

56. yes.

57. Spotted—Blair Waldorf at Charles de gaulle

58. homeward bound.

59. What could possibly make queen b.

60. Abandon her two dads before labor day?

61. We bet Chuck bass wants to know. Mr. Chuck?

62. Is there something you need care taking of?

63. The only thing i need to take care of

64. is you...

65. And you...

66. And you.

67. Also spotted—

68. Serena Van Der Woodsen on Cooper's beach...

69. Alone again.

70. we've heard talk

71. that things are heating up with Nate Archibald.

72. And where there's smoke, there's usually fire.

73. But if that's the case,

74. why has Nate fallen right off our radar

75. and Serena, as always, sighted solo?

76. Wonder what she'd do

77. if she knew lonely boy wasn't so lonely anymore.

78. (Man) "'Things happen, people change'..."

79. You know, i-I've been Harris' assistant all Summer.

80. How come i don't know you?

81. I was at his symposium at the 92nd street y in June.

82. No way. No, if you were there, we would have met.

83. "... and dish up justice.

84. "You considered violence

85. and you considered reconciliation."

86. How about now...

87. We can meet whenever you want?

88. I had my eye on her.

89. Or did you not notice? Uh, you know, I've heard that chapter so many times,

90. sometimes i think i wrote it myself.

91. Mm.

92. Speaking of, where is that story of yours?

93. You know, the one your internship requires you turn in?

94. I-I'm just doing a Polish. It's basically done.

95. Noah shapiro at the "Paris review"

96. is looking forward to it. And calling him was an amazing thing to do for me.

97. Really, thank you. I told him it would be even better

98. than your piece in the "new yorker."

99. Don't let me down. Oh, it'll be on your desk first thing in the morning, sir.

100. Why don't you go home and finish now?

101. Hey! Where have you been hiding? Hey.

102. Rain check for tomorrow?

103. I'll make it up. I promise. - Okay.

104. Well, well, well, lonely boy.

105. Maybe dating and dumping Serena wasn't such a bad idea.

106. Looks like it's time to give you a new nickname.

107. How about "playboy"?

108. People, people, I'm worried.

109. Eleanor returns next week, and we are still behind.

110. Now since i have to go to that party this weekend,

111. i won't be around, and therefore, neither will you,

112. so you better get twice as much work done today,

113. or you will regret it.

114. As for little j., looks like this Summer

115. has been all work and no play. You can't be finished.

116. There's no way you could possibly be finished.

117. Don't you do anything when you leave here, Ginny?

118. Um, actually, i was hoping i could show you

119. something I've been working on.

120. This isn't school. I don't look at your work.

121. I was an intern once, too. It gets better.

122. What is that?

123. Oh, it's a dress i made for the white party. For the vitamin water party?

124. Mm-hmm. - Who invited you? Oh, lace?

125. Ugh! It's not even white. It's bone.

126. It's way too big for you. Don't you know how to fit?

127. It's huge. - Well, it's not actually for me. It's for you.

128. Um, I'm not going to the party, so...

129. Oh. So you thought i might wear

130. some Holly hobbie frock made by an intern

131. so that when i get photographed, your work ends up in "w"?

132. If I'm gonna wear a custom anything,

133. it's gonna matter.

134. Here's what you asked for, Laurel. Since you did so well

135. with repairing the trim on the dead stock,

136. match these up.

137. Oh, and put that away. Eggshell gives me a migraine.

138. Well, i guess now's as good a time as any to order dinner.

139. What do you want? Indian? Oh, it's too hot for Indian.

140. How about popsicles?

141. Hey. Where's mom?

142. Oh, she and Alex had tickets to "south pacific."

143. What is that, more homework? Finish your story yet?

144. Almost. - Good. I'm hoping by reading it

145. that maybe i can figure out why you and Serena broke up anyway.

146. Yeah.

147. Yeah, me, too.

148. Hey, Jen, I'm gonna head out and get some food.

149. I'll be back in a bit.

150. This is the first time

151. I've seen you look in the mirror all Summer.

152. Here i thought if you did, you'd turn to stone.

153. You must be pretty nervous about something

154. if you're willing to take that risk.

155. Ha ha, sis. I'm on my way out to Lily pond.

156. With the triplets returning to rio,

157. i thought I'd continue my tour of south America.

158. I'm thinking Argentina. Then what are the flowers for?

159. You wouldn't perhaps have overheard a recent phone call

160. with a certain best friend of mine

161. who mentioned she's on her way out here on the jitney?

162. What's a jitney? If that's your way of saying no, then I'm glad to hear it,

163. 'cause Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.

164. Who told you that little piece of advice—

165. your "boyfriend" Nate? Nate didn't say anything.

166. Good, 'cause i don't think it's wise taking relationship advice

167. from somebody in a fake relationship.

168. Call me crazy.

169. Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.

170. Good luck on your suicide mission.

171. Spotted—Chuck bass waiting for the jitney,

172. a dozen roses in one hand, his heart in the other.

173. you know what they say—

174. a man is a good thing to come home for,

175. but an even better thing to come home with.

176. ain't Karma a bitch?

177. We know Blair Waldorf is.

178. you didn't do anything all Summer?

179. Please don't tell me you just sat around watching "the closer"

180. and eating takeout from Nick and Toni's.

181. No, della femina. What about all those rumors i heard about you and Nate?

182. Mnh-mnh-mnh. Completely untrue.

183. They just got people off my back about being sad,

184. and then Nate could do whatever he wanted,

185. so it worked out for both of us. - You're telling me

186. But i, you know, i-i turned him down. What? Are you crazy?

187. A hot lifeguard is like kleenex—

188. use once and throw away.

189. is mourning Dan Humphrey.

190. And the only reason you're still sitting shivah is because

191. you haven't gotten back out there and had your Summer fling.

192. Yeah, the triplets esquerda'd,

193. but not before teaching me some Portuguese tongue twisters.

194. I'll see ya.

195. James is the classiest guy I've ever met, you know?

196. He drinks gin Martinis, and he speaks six languages,

197. and he gave me this amazing bulgari Pearl choker

198. with a gold "b" clasp on it.

199. Wait, i thought your dad gave you that. Who's James?

200. Oh, my god, b.

201. He sounds amazing.

202. The last time we talked, um... You hadn't even met him.

203. Oh, i know! He swept me off my feet.

204. He's so charming. Plus, he tells the best stories.

205. You're lying.

206. I am not. Your eyes are doing that thing

207. Did they update your software while i was away?

208. Come on. You and i both know this guy's just a prop

209. you bought to try to hurt me like i hurt you. You didn't hurt me.

210. Well, i will admit,

211. waiting for you in Tuscany the first few days

212. were mildly humiliating.

213. But when i realized you weren't gonna show, i rallied.

214. Luckily, i made a friend on the trip over.

215. Boring Ben— my dad's ex-employee?

216. By the way, i had him fired just for you.

217. Well, i owe him everything. He introduced me to James.

218. You know, i think he might be the one.

219. Prove it. I don't have to prove anything.

220. But if you want to get to know James better,

221. I'll bring him to dinner tonight.

222. I'll bet you'll like him just as much as i do. Oh, and if by that you mean

223. i won't like him at all, then you're right.

224. I'll see you at 7:00.

225. Now how about we go find that lifeguard?

226. But we have to stop at Nate's first.

227. He has something of mine that i need.

228. Hey. How's Vermont?

229. Great. Vanessa and her parents were at last night's gig.

230. I didn't even know she was up here.

231. When i asked her how Dan was doing, she didn't answer.

232. I had hoped maybe that she could help him

233. get over Serena this Summer. I don't think Dan needs any help in that department,

234. and i think Vanessa noticed. Is he still dating up a storm?

235. Well, if you call a different girl every night "dating."

236. I'm a little worried about him, dad.

237. Is he there? He's still sleeping. He was out pretty late last night.

238. Have him call me when he wakes up.

239. Hey, you know, you haven't told me how the dress went over. Yeah, it's over.

240. Uh, Laurel doesn't want to wear it to the party. Well, why don't you wear it?

241. Dad, as nice as it is that you're encouraging me

242. to get my designs out there, the white party's, like,

243. super exclusive. I mean, Summer interns do not get to go.

244. Last year, they even turned away Jack Johnson.

245. Sounds like a party with taste. - Dad!

246. Also sounds like the kind of party

247. the Van Der woodsens would go to.

248. Have you asked Eric about it? Yeah, that might be a little awkward,

249. considering the last conversation we had.

250. I sort of said some things i shouldn't have.

251. You know, maybe i should have just come with you this Summer.

252. Eleanor's been in Paris, like, the entire time,

253. and Laurel's been so worried about everything.

254. What if it was a waste? It's not a waste if there's time to change it.

255. Maybe you should start with Eric and then go from there.

256. Thanks, dad. See you Sunday? You know it.

257. Okay, bye.

258. (Man) Not today, kid.

259. It's all right, Joe. He's with me.

260. I'm sorry to interrupt you while you're working.

261. You wouldn't be interrupting if you'd shown up on time.

262. Something tells me you're here empty-handed.

263. All i need is, uh, one—one more day.

264. What, the last 60 weren't good enough? I'm sorry, sir, but i-i—

265. don't sit. You're not staying.

266. But every time i sat down,

267. it's just, there was something in the way. I couldn't focus.

268. Excuses are for the unemployed, of which you are now one.

269. If you won't do your homework, then neither will i.

270. And yet, your actions have illustrated only the opposite.

271. Drop my spare key in the mail.

272. That I'm sure you have time to do.

273. If it's apology time, you're about three months late.

274. Eric, wait— - and let me guess. You want something.

275. Yeah, you're right.

276. Um, does it help that the new me just answered that honestly?

277. Not really.

278. Look... I know i acted

279. like a complete and total raging bitch last year.

280. But what you don't know is how bad i felt about it all Summer.

281. You were the only person that was friends with me for me,

282. and i hurt you the worst.

283. Well, you did get yours in the end.

284. And since it's not like i have many friends myself,

285. i guess i could use every lying,

286. manipulating, backstabbing one i can get.

287. What'd you have in mind?

288. Well, do you happen to be in the Hamptons right now?

289. Ooh. A honk instead of a knock. Did someone order a townie?

290. Oh, god. The lifeguard's got a Camaro,

291. and not in an ironic "I've got a Camaro" way.

292. Just go already. Luck?

293. Yeah. You, too. - Mwah.

294. Hey, and if anybody asks, I'm out with Nate, okay?

295. I still don't understand what that's about, but okay.

296. Where is he tonight anyway? I don't know. Bye.

297. I'm sorry i couldn't see you all day. It just got away from me.

298. Oh, god. I wish the Summer wasn't ending.

299. I forgot how much fun it is. Well, lots of people have affairs that last year-round.

300. yeah, but i can't get caught.

301. I can be really sneaky.

302. Sneaky is cute at your age.

303. A couple decades later, not so much.

304. Mmm. Can we talk about this later?

305. If I'm so cute, let's talk about this now.

306. why don't i do something that shuts you up?

307. so, James, did you have a chance to meet Harold

308. and, uh... what is his boyfriend's name again?

309. Uh, Roman? Only briefly at the chateau.

310. Although cat didn't seem to like me nearly as much.

311. I have the scars to prove it.

312. Well, you certainly have crammed an awful lot

313. into such a short time together.

314. I wonder, has Blair had a chance

315. to share her favorite movies with you yet?

316. "Tiffany's,"Roman holiday," and of course, "charade."

317. Oh, i thought your third favorite was "funny face."

318. It is. I hate "charade." Chuck, stop harassing him.

319. Yeah, uh, "how well do you know Blair Waldorf?"

320. Is kinda boring for those of us who actually know Blair Waldorf.

321. Not to mention transparent. Well, thank you, grandma.

322. Why is it when you say that word it sounds like an insult?

323. No, no, i-i don't mind.

324. I would like to learn as much as i can about Blair,

325. and there's no better way to learn than through a quiz.

326. Well, it's a shame you guys took a bus and not a limo.

327. I don't know if you know this, but Blair loves a limo—

328. sweetie, will you please pass me the salt and pepper?

329. Mm.

330. Uh, excuse me.

331. I think i just lost my appetite.

332. Will you excuse me?

333. Chuck.

334. Look, i know what that pin means to you.

335. You gave it to Nate the first time you said you loved him.

336. Well, i asked for it back.

337. I thought James should have it now.

338. Do you, uh...

339. Really feel the same way about him as you did Nate?

340. I do.

341. I'll see you at school.

342. Oh, my goodness.

343. My pin must have gotten caught on your sweater by mistake.

344. Oh, wow. I didn't feel anything.

345. Neither did i.

346. Well, Nathaniel, you have a choice—

347. under the bed or out the window.

348. What?

349. My husband just pulled up. Your husband?

350. I thought he wasn't supposed to be home till next week. Seems he's home early.

351. (Man) Whoa. - Nate?

352. what the hell's his deal? I have no idea.

353. Damn that mother-chucker.

354. Ugh! He—he's totally right. I don't even like James.

355. Thank you. I was waiting for that.

356. I only hooked up with him a week ago

357. because i knew that i couldn't get off the plane alone.

358. And it would kill me if Chuck knew that he'd ruined my Summer.

359. and there he would be.

360. Amid all the fireworks on bastille day,

361. all i could see was that Chuck bass-tard.

362. The limo's taking me back in an hour.

363. You're welcome to join me. Dude, you're not going to the white party?

364. Come on. Pretty girls, white dresses.

365. Unless there's a sprinkler, i don't care.

366. Besides, it's tourist season in the city. Easy pickings. Ah.

367. Okay, and i don't want Blair

368. throwing her callboy in my face.

369. At least i could have gotten

370. a more interesting stand-in than James.

371. Do you know how hard it is

372. and he's really cute, too. You don't have to lie anymore, Serena. He served his purpose.

373. Now that Chuck is on his way back to the city,

374. i can dump James just in time to go to the white party stag.

375. By the way, Archibald, now that the Summer's over,

376. i can tell you i never believed

377. any of the talk that you hit it with my sis.

378. Good morning, Waldorf. It was until now.

379. Nate, why didn't you call me back this morning? I can't talk about that here.

380. So where's Princeton? I'm surprised you let him get away.

381. James goes to Georgetown, and unlike you,

382. i thought you meant college.

383. but your boy toy is a Princeton man.

384. He and i talked about it while you played dress up

385. with Serena last night. Catherine ended it with me last night.

386. What? Tell me. You misheard, Chuck.

387. He's always going on and on about his crew division

388. and his eating club. It's Georgetown all the way.

389. I know he said Princeton.

390. Georgetown. - Princeton.

391. Georgetown. Serena, let's go.

392. Well, I'm glad to hear you're not seeing Catherine anymore.

393. We can talk about it later.

394. Eric, it's me. You were at dinner last night.

395. What college does Blair's consort go to?

396. Yeah, well, that's not what he told Blair.

397. Do some research, junior. I'm in the mood to be right.

398. I can't believe that i get a job working for my literary idol,

399. and he—and he cans me, you know?

400. I did everything he asked from picking up his dry cleaning

401. to keeping him sober before noon, which was,

402. I just couldn't write it, dad. I-i-i don't know why.

403. You're talking to a guy who couldn't finish a new song

404. between two people from different worlds.

405. Science fiction, huh? Yeah.

406. Well, if i can offer some fatherly advice

407. from 300 miles away... I-i haven't finished the story because i haven't

408. dealt with my feelings over the way i ended it with Serena.

409. Couldn't have said it better myself, even if you'd let me.

410. I've tried not to think about her all Summer.

411. I was afraid if i did, that i would—

412. i would see that i made a huge mistake.

413. So I've just been trying to distract myself the best i can.

414. Well, you've been running all Summer.

415. Maybe it's time you stopped,

416. and you turned around and faced it.

417. So not only did James Schiller not go to Princeton,

418. he also didn't go to Georgetown.

419. In fact, i couldn't find a record of him

420. at any of the big schools. Since when did you become Sherlock Holmes?

421. So you think James is— an untalented Mr. Ripley?

422. If you want entrée to the upper class,

423. there's no easier mark than a wronged woman.

424. It's time to call in the big guns.

425. Mike, i need a background check on a James Schiller...

426. He's got a p.I. On speed dial.

427. Nate! I know that face. That face is not your friend.

428. My grandmother just informed me you told her

429. I'm gonna be your date to the white party this evening?

430. If things are really over with Catherine,

431. then why do i still need to be your cover? Huh?

432. James...

433. The past six days

434. have been exactly what i needed them to be.

435. Me, too. And there's something I've—

436. me first.

437. Sorry.

438. Oh, what is it? What did you want to say?

439. I just wanted to ask

440. if you'd like to come to the white party with me tonight.

441. Sure. That—that'd be great.

442. I know i shouldn't have used you again

443. after our conversation this morning.

444. No, i get it. You have feelings for her.

445. But let's just be honest about why you want to go tonight—

446. you wanna check out the competition.

447. No.

448. I just—i-i wanna see her and her husband together...

449. Just once.

450. Yeah, that's called checking out the competition,

451. which is stupid and potentially dangerous, Nate.

452. Yeah, you're right.

453. But since I've been stupid and dangerous in the past,

454. i... I'm not one to talk, am i?

455. It—it was probably gonna be an uneventful evening anyway.

456. Pick me up at 5:00.

457. Sometimes the stars align

458. for two old friends to come together.

459. But sometimes they align

460. for two old flames to totally combust.

461. Hey, uh, 14 sandpiper Lane? - Yeah, yeah.

462. You go there? All right.

463. Wonder what the sky holds for s. Tonight—

464. friendship or fireworks?

465. Hey, thanks again for giving me another chance.

466. Thanks for being worthy of it.

467. You know you're on probation, right?

468. Yeah.

469. I think you guys all look great. I ju—

470. oh, you look great.

471. Please tell everyone i said hi. All right, bye.

472. can you excuse me a moment?

473. Trying to ruin my marriage?

474. get me drunk?

475. Absolutely.

476. Daniel Humphrey.

477. I can honestly say I'm surprised.

478. Is—is Serena here? No, she's gone ahead to a party that I'm quite late for myself.

479. Uh, could you... please?

480. Oh—oh, yeah. Sure.

481. Yeah, if you really want me to.

482. There you go.

483. Thank you.

484. Oh, you—you seem, uh...

485. I-i don't know, you seem different.

486. Well, certain things are in remission, Mr. Humphrey,

487. not the least of which is my former attitude.

488. Going through something like i did changes you.

489. You can see things differently. Yeah? Like, uh, like what?

490. Like how the keys to someone else's happiness

491. are not necessarily the same ones as for your own.

492. Serena thinks she had me fooled this Summer,

493. but i know the truth.

494. You are still in her heart.

495. Are—are you sure I'm at the right house?

496. This party that you're about to take me to—

497. it has a very strict dress code.

498. and all of that is to say

499. what i wanted to talk to you about earlier,

500. is that my feelings for you have deepened, and I...

501. I can't help thinking that what I've done

502. is something so terrible, so inappropriate—

503. You're so funny! I'm—I'm sorry.

504. I could just listen to you all day.

505. Did i—did i say something funny? - Mmm.

506. Hi. Vitamin water?

507. What kind would you like?

508. Uh, "rescue," please? - Okay.

509. Make that two.

510. (Man) You got it.

511. So, Ginny...

512. How did you manage to get in, and in that dress?

513. You know, i checked at the door, and your name's not on the list,

514. and they said you were someone's plus-one.

515. But i told them that someone like you

516. couldn't possibly know anyone here. - Oh, look.

517. Actually, here's someone i know coming right now.

518. Jenny, this is tinsley Mortimer, a friend of my mom's.

519. Tinsley, this is my friend Jenny i told you about.

520. And that's Laurel.

521. It's so nice to meet you, Jenny.

522. It's nice to meet you, too.

523. I have a look book of photos from magazines that i cut out,

524. and you're in, like, all of them. You have amazing taste. That is so sweet. Thank you.

525. You know, Eric said you're an aspiring designer.

526. Is something wrong?

527. You've been using me to make that guy jealous.

528. I have not. - It's no wonder you hate "charade."

529. It hits too close to home.

530. You don't understand. Chuck is an awful person.

531. He does terrible things. He uses people.

532. And... you think you're any different?

533. I can't believe I've been so stupid.

534. I bet you don't even like me at all.

535. No, not really.

536. I mean...

537. You're kind of boring.

538. Am i?

539. Or are you just

540. too interested in yourself to get to know me?

541. You two deserve each other.

542. You really know how to hurt people.

543. I admire you for it. This is all your fault.

544. I would have never needed a James if you hadn't

545. stood me up at the airport in the first place.

546. You made me use him. I didn't make you do anything.

547. You were just you. Don't you see? We're the same.

548. Stop trying to fight it. I will fight until my last dying breath,

549. because any resemblance to you

550. is something i would hate about myself.

551. Come on. Cheer up, Charlie.

552. What are you still doing here?

553. What did she just say to you?

554. She just asked me what I'm still doing here. Oh, that's it.

555. She's officially not invited to book club next Summer.

556. I don't even know what i was thinking.

557. No, don't feel bad.

558. Look, it's her fault

559. for getting things started with you in the first place.

560. Oh, i know, but it was stupid.

561. I just wish i could make her feel

562. as badly as i feel right now.

563. You totally can.

564. - Wow.

565. Spotted—Serena and Nate

566. in a massive display of p.D.A...

567. Of course.

568. And that's exactly what Dan Humphrey is—

569. pretty damn angry.

570. no, no, no, Dan, Dan, wait.

571. No, thank you.

572. No, i-i didn't expect to see you.

573. You—you completely surprised me. I—

574. well, i have to say you didn't.

575. Nate, huh? I guess even bad history repeats itself.

576. No, it—it's not what it looks like.

577. Let me guess— there's an explanation? Yes. Of course.

578. I was just trying to help him make someone jealous. - Who?

579. Well, i-i can't say. - Why not?

580. Oh, well, I'm sure you can't tell me that either. No, i can't,

581. but that's not the point. No, that's exactly the point.

582. It can never just be a simple answer with you.

583. It can't just be "i kissed Nate."

584. It has to be "i-i kissed Nate because someone i can't name

585. needed to see it for a reason i can't explain."

586. It's the same drama, different city.

587. hi. What are you doing here?

588. I came with a date. I'm glad i did...

589. Because since i know her date, the two of us got to meet.

590. Yeah, and then we got to talking, and we figured out

591. that the other night at Jeremiah Harris' reading,

592. when you were making out with me...

593. You were supposed to be with me.

594. Oops.

595. Ahem.

596. No, wait. No, no, let me guess— you can explain?

597. Catherine. What are you doing? Why did you kiss Serena?

598. You said we were through.

599. I can't believe that you would try to make me jealous

600. in front of my husband and our friends.

601. Well, did it work? - Completely.

602. Mmm.

603. So i... I-i-i went a little overboard.

604. A little? - Yeah. It's true, i did.

605. And i hate that I'm even able to say this,

606. but that's, um, that's not the first time

607. something like that has happened.

608. I, uh...

609. I haven't been able to get you out of my head all Summer.

610. I-i was hoping when i saw you,

611. i would know that we did the right thing,

612. but i-i don't feel that way.

613. I don't feel that way at all.

614. Um...

615. Can we not talk about this right now?

616. Um, right now i just need to make sure

617. my grandfather's suit from the '70s isn't ruined forever... Yeah.

618. More than it already was

619. by being my grandfather's suit from the '70s.

620. I miss that little laugh of yours.

621. Shh, just...

622. Shh.

623. Okay.

624. When words get in the way,

625. there's really only one thing left to do...

626. Let's get out of here.

627. You wanna get out of here? Yes.

628. I just have to say good-bye to, um, a few dozen people first.

629. Um, do you want to— yeah, I'll—I'll— I'll meet you at the beach.

630. I'll wait there. - Okay.

631. You were right.

632. I used you as a weapon against Chuck.

633. I didn't need you to be interesting,

634. so i didn't listen when you talked.

635. I just needed you to look good...

636. Which you do.

637. Just in time.

638. What's the dirt on non-James Schiller?

639. I'm afraid we have something in common.

640. Well, i look good, too.

641. Uh, not just that.

642. Um, it's what i was trying to tell you earlier.

643. I haven't been honest with you.

644. Okay, spill it.

645. I don't go to Georgetown or Princeton

646. or any school for that matter.

647. I'm afraid i slipped up on that detail.

648. My name...

649. Is actually Marcus beaton.

650. I'm British...

651. And a lord.

652. What?

653. Well, why didn't you tell me before?

654. Well, most women i meet only like me for my title.

655. I vowed the next time to pretend to be a common American

656. and see what happened.

657. But after a couple of days with you,

658. i was afraid if i told you the truth,

659. you'd hate me for lying in the first place.

660. No, not quite, my lord.

661. Um, the title is great and all,

662. but what I'd like more than anything

663. is a little honesty for a change... from both of us.

664. When you told me i was boring before?

665. No one ever tells me things like that.

666. I liked it.

667. Tell me...

668. Oh, what else do you think about me?

669. Keep talking in that accent, and I'll come up with something.

670. So...

671. I hear tinsley offered to help you find an internship

672. if you want one. - Yeah, she did.

673. I said thanks,

674. but I'm actually learning a lot where i am right now.

675. I didn't think it was right to leave just yet.

676. Well, enjoy the rest of your weekend... Jenny.

677. I'll see you Monday? I look forward to it.

678. Do you think she meant any of that?

679. No, probably not,

680. but at least she knows my name now, right?

681. Chuck.

682. Aren't you done trying to destroy my night?

683. Look, i should never have abandoned you.

684. I knew i made the wrong decision as soon as your plane took off.

685. I distracted myself all Summer

686. hoping i wouldn't feel it, but i still do.

687. And?

688. I was scared...

689. Scared that if we spent the whole Summer together,

690. just us...

691. You'd see...

692. See what?

693. Me.

694. Please don't leave with him.

695. Why?

696. Give me a reason,

697. and "I'm Chuck bass" doesn't count.

698. Because you don't want to.

699. Not good enough.

700. 'Cause i don't want you to. That's not enough.

701. What else is there?

702. The true reason

703. i should stay right where i am

704. and not get in the car.

705. Three words.

706. Eight letters.

707. Say it, and I'm yours.

708. I...

709. I...

710. Thank you.

711. That's all i needed to hear.

712. They say Summer love is fleeting,

713. but sometimes, what starts as a fling

714. can lead to the real thing.

715. a simple trip to the beach could be all it takes

716. to clear our heads and open our hearts

717. and write a new ending to an old story.

718. there are those who got burned by the heat.

719. They just want to forget and start over...

720. while there are others who want each moment to last forever.

721. but everyone can agree on one thing—

722. tans fade, highlights go dark,

723. and we all get sick of sand in our shoes.

724. But the end of Summer is the beginning of a new season,

725. so we find ourselves looking to the future.

726. you ain't seen nothing yet. X.O.X.O., gossip girl.