1. Gossip girl
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of Manhattan's elite.
You'll never believe
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3. what's on "gossip girl."
Someone saw Serena getting off
a train at grand central.
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was good between us.
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you had sex with my boyfriend.
I didn't come back for you.
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and you're her boyfriend,
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You'd really go out
with some guy you don't know?
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than the guys i do know.
This party is for you.
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become a part of something.
Nathaniel, I'm shocked.
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This isn't mine.
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and it isn't your father's.
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for yourself, Nate?
You said you love me.
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- I'm sorry i kissed you,
but i did it
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how it feels to lose you.
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and i kind of need my disguise.
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You wanna trade?
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we both care about Blair,
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is for me
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I'm not over you.
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- Serena.
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I'll never tell.
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- A burlesque club—
a respectable place
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to another time,
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to let loose.
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stays at victrola.
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franchise potential.
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of underage boozing
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have finally paid off.
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Well, second toughest.
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your father will go for it?
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I'll send a car.
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He's gonna love it.
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It's up to you,
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tomorrow night, of course,
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with Eleanor.
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Let me talk to him.
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the drugs were yours?
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in one of these places.
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how your mother overreacts.
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who's the problem, right?
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kicking my ass lately.
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the hours as well as he used to.
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frank Meltzer,
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so he offered me a pick-me-up.
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I didn't even like it.
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right now, all right?
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i just want you to be—
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on the upcoming festivities.
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at the club?
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Vanessa.
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for the ball,
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i went.
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silverish, sparkly?
Yeah, i think i saw that
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thing by the nondescript place.
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what's...
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they could at least
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Mr. peiser is a little weird.
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Oh, that's the plight of
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a place more private.
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it's not like this sucks.
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and the paparazzi.
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116. Ugh.
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117. Spotted—
Serena and not-so-lonely boy
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in the courtyard.
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that is rich, Serena.
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the uptown express?
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in the girls' hall?
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looking for you.
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didn't mean anything i said
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for Serena.
Maybe you didn't. I just—
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but other people might.
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including my brother.
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about being friends with Blair,
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he's with Serena,
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creative apology than these.
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- I'm sorry for taking you
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more than anything.
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to the basement.
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as an actress.
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to Serena.
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to anyone.
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to play out in a certain way.
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to your company.
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I've been waiting for you
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other than partying?
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but, uh, how's after—
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with Dan out here...
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kati and is filmed us?
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scandalous.
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Aggressive.
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Which is... everything?
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right?
No, mom, we haven't.
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you talk about stuff.
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sometimes talking about it
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but i don't know, he might be.
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Did you sleep with him?
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uh, uh, mom and a neighbor?
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It's easy when you just say it.
Not to your son.
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What's going on, dad?
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Just gotta get some groceries.
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I got a lot of homework, so...
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I'm, like, ten blocks away.
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Can't get out of the office,
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You understand, right?
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I didn't think you'd make it.
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of thousands of dollars
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to be around booze and women?
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a much bigger picture.
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the effort you made.
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your commitment to something?
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or maybe a part-time job.
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so what do you think?
Yes, it would be very nice,
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diamond ring the other night.
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on your finger...
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for the family ring?
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Be careful what you fish for.
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Mmm.
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don't you think?
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or a... a clapper.
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- Good to see you.
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Which you're showing me to.
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Leaving, out the door.
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about Vanessa?
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family. It feels comfortable,
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shows up without calling.
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maybe, might have just happened.
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if Vanessa hadn't entered,
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bass drunk off his ass
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and investment capital.
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your position in my esteem
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by your voice mail.
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Bart didn't go for victrola,
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with a bellini or two.
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I was born loaded.
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25 year olds...
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he'd flush the coke,
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I need your help, please.
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of force,
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I was much younger,
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into a country song?
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her vast experiences
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You can go. Please.
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with the bracelet.
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Oh, wait. No, it wasn't.
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to show more respect.
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421. This is the last time
I've helped you.
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422. Next time you cross me,
i won't be as forgiving.
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423. Don't worry.
There won't be a next time.
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424. Good, 'cause i wanna
tell you something,
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425. something nobody knows,
not even Serena.
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426. You can keep a secret,
right?
- Of course.
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427. Nate is planning on giving me
his family diamond.
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428. It's the most incredible ring
you've ever seen.
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429. Uh, ring
as in engagement ring?
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430. I remember the first time
i ever saw him.
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431. Maybe we were
just little kids,
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432. but i knew—
he's the one i wanna marry.
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433. Now it seems like
he feels the same way, too.
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434. Why are you not happy
for me?
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435. I'm sorry.
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436. It's—it's just been
a really weird week.
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437. Um, there's this stuff
with my parents
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438. and my family,
so maybe i should just go.
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439. No, maybe you should
look at me in the eye
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440. and tell me what you're hiding.
Are you jealous?
Of you and Nate?
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441. Do you like him?
- What? No.
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442. Do you think because you talked
to him once in the hall
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443. that you might have a shot?
Blair, it's nothing like that.
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444. Then tell me,
what is it like?
I don't want to hurt you.
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445. How could you hurt me?
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446. Yesterday wasn't the first time
i talked to Nate.
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447. At the ball, he told me
he wasn't over Serena.
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448. Why would he tell you that?
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449. 'Cause i was wearing
her mask,
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450. and he thought i was her.
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451. He kissed me.
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452. That's enough.
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453. Blair, i-i didn't want you
to find out.
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454. You're dismissed, Jenny...
For good.
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455. Eleanor...
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456. Oh, please, Howard.
- Mwah.
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457. Well, thank you.
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458. Hello, captain.
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459. Yes, it was.
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460. Howard.
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461. I hope you brought
your appetite.
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462. Thank you.
Champagne. My favorite.
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463. Thank you.
Here you go.
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464. Hey.
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465. You look beautiful tonight.
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466. Anything on your mind?
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467. No.
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468. Is there anything
you wanna say?
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469. No.
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470. the leg wrap—
that's interesting.
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471. Sexy, right?
And it increases stability.
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472. Mm-hmm.
- Sure. Yeah, i can see that.
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473. the hair grab—
does that really work?
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474. Oh, yeah. Every time.
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475. Okay, so leg wrap
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476. to hair grab.
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477. Do... hold on a second.
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478. Do—do i have to keep my shirt
open and billowing like that?
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479. Well, it never hurts.
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480. Nice.
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481. I'm—I'm doomed.
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482. "Sensuous massage."
Something we should talk about?
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483. Oh, uh, no.
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484. You know, i have a lot of—
a lot of tension, stress
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485. in between my, um,
shoulder blades.
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486. So...
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487. I'm headed to the gallery
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488. to, uh, test run a 24-hour
projection installation.
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489. Vanessa and Jenny are
over there. Do you want to come?
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490. Um, 24 hours is a very long time
to be working straight.
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491. So i think
i might just chill here.
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492. Alone?
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493. On a Saturday night?
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494. With your new girlfriend?
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495. Son...
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496. Dad,
we've had the talk already.
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497. Do you need a refresher?
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498. Etched in my brain.
Thanks.
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499. Well, just be safe.
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500. Don't do anything you're
not ready to do—or she's not.
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501. Oh, and, uh,
lose the football sheets...
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502. And Cedric.
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503. Well, you look pretty good
for a dead messenger.
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504. I thought i was doing
the right thing.
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505. You did.
Now Blair knows the truth,
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506. and she and Nate
can talk about it.
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507. Honest communication
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508. is what every good relationship
is based on,
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509. at least, that's what i hear.
I just—i think
how I'd feel, you know,
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510. if i loved someone,
and they betrayed me.
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511. How would you ever get things
back to the way they were?
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512. I don't know. Your parents?
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513. Look, maybe you don't go back,
maybe you go forward.
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514. Get two people in a room
willing to be balls-out honest?
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515. It might get ugly,
but eventually,
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516. the dust has to settle, and then
you can see if there's hope.
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517. We've celebrated
the partnership,
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518. but i don't think we've given
Eleanor her just due.
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519. This lady is fantastic.
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520. Oh, well,
uh, thank you, Howard.
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521. More cheese?
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522. Have you tried the humboldt fog?
It's quite good.
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523. Eleanor's right.
Enough business talk.
- Right.
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524. Let's focus on our families'
other joint venture—
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525. the union of our children.
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526. I have to say, every time
i look at Anne's finger
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527. and see Blair's future
engagement ring...
Yes.
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528. Yes, i would like to see it.
Anne, give it to Blair.
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529. Just give it
to the girl, Anne.
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530. Eleanor,
do we have another bottle?
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531. If there was ever an occasion
for the toast, this is it.
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532. They're gonna make
such a beautiful couple.
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533. Now come on.
Slide that thing on.
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534. That's what
I'm talking about, huh?
Oh, it's very pretty.
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535. It looks magnificent to me.
Everybody, yeah? Yeah?
Thank you.
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536. It's perfect on her.
Oh, now how about that toast?
Come on. Everybody, bottoms up.
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537. Dad, why don't we go smoke
the cigars we got, huh?
Mm, mm. Good idea.
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538. Excuse us.
Certainly.
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539. this seat taken?
Father.
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540. Wow. The light of day doesn't
do this place any justice.
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541. I told him
he had to check it out
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542. when the joint
was in full swing.
Chuck, this is Pauletta Cho.
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543. Chuck bass. Pleasure.
All mine.
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544. Pauletta interviewed me for that
recent piece in "the observer,"
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545. roped me into a lunch yesterday
to pitch me on the idea
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546. I wanna be one myself.
Right. Well, uh, who better
to help than my father?
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547. As a test,
i gave her your proposal
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548. that i was given
to take a look at.
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549. The math was fine,
but what interested me
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550. was the wish fulfillment quality
to the report.
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551. So perhaps, some, uh,
old-school thinking
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552. and fatherly bias
clouded my judgment.
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553. What do you say?
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554. hmm?
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555. I love the idea of being
a patron of burgeoning talent.
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556. Shall we take a full tour?
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557. Yeah. You know, I've been trying
to get ahold of Lily,
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558. but, uh,
i don't seem able to.
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559. Uh, dad.
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560. there's something
i have to tell you.
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561. dad, you have a problem.
I don't have a problem.
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562. You're tweaked
and embarrassing.
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563. You're trying to tell me
you don't have a problem?
Don't be so dramatic.
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564. No,
you reminded me every day
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565. how important
this business deal is to you.
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566. I mean, you've been selling
me out trying to make it happen,
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567. pushing me towards dartmouth,
towards Blair.
You don't understand.
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568. I'm the adult.
You're the kid.
- I know.
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569. I'm going back inside.
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570. Dad, don't.
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571. Nate, let go of me.
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572. Hey.
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573. What's going on here?
Nothing. He's my son.
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574. Is everything all right?
I said everything's fine.
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575. I'm not asking you.
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576. Sorry, dad. You need help.
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577. Check his pockets
while you're at it.
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578. All right, sir,
just relax.
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579. My father went home sick.
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580. Spotted on 5th Avenue—
a father and son showdown.
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581. Too bad not all the witnesses
can be bought off.
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582. She's not taking my calls.
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583. I can't believe you did this.
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584. I made a mistake.
This isn't high school,
Chuck.
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585. If she doesn't,
I'm not sure that's my fault.
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586. There's a reason
she was so quick to believe me.
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587. There's a fire-eater
in the ladies lounge.
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588. You two should set a meeting,
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589. see if this place
can really be something.
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590. I'm gonna try and find Lily
and fix this.
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591. What are you doing?
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592. I'm going to victrola.
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593. I promised Chuck.
It's important to him.
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594. I saw your father get arrested.
Why didn't you come to me?
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595. I would've listened.
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596. I've tried, Blair.
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597. But every time i try,
something's got your attention—
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598. a dinner party,
you know, a masked ball.
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599. Yeah, let's talk about
that masked ball.
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600. Let's talk about how while
i was waiting for you to find me
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601. so that we could finally
be together,
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602. you were
confessing your feelings
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603. and kissing Serena.
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604. I thought i was
doing everything right.
It's not your fault.
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605. Do you love me?
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606. You should
deal with your father.
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607. He needs you.
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608. You know what?
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609. I don't.
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610. (Dan) Okay, I'm ready.
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611. May i?
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612. I know
it may not compare to, uh,
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613. a suite at the ritz in Paris
or a chalet in Aspen,
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614. and it might be
a fire hazard, but...
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615. It's perfect.
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616. where's Nate?
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617. I think we just broke up.
What?
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618. I don't want to talk about it.
I just want to escape.
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619. That's what this place is for,
right?
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620. i know you don't want to talk
about what happened, but—
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621. relief. I feel relief.
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622. you know, i got moves.
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623. Really? Then why don't you
get up there?
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624. No, I'm just saying,
i have moves.
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625. Come on, you're ten times hotter
than any of those girls.
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626. I know
what you're doing, bass.
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627. you really don't think
I'd go up there.
I know you won't do it.
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628. guard my drink.
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629. who's that girl?
- I have no idea.
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630. You go, baby vamp.
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631. As you might have
guessed, upper east siders,
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632. prohibition never stood
a chance against exhibition.
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633. It's human nature to be free.
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634. And no matter how long
you try to be good,
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635. you can't keep a bad girl down.
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636. Well, this is a new strain
of obsessive-compulsive.
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637. The, uh, art piece
projects up to the ceiling.
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638. Oh, still doing anything
to get a girl on her back, huh?
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639. What are you doing here, lil?
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640. Oh, uh—
let me ask you that question
another way.
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641. Did you
break up with Bart again?
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642. Well, what did i do to deserve
such a thorny welcome?
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643. I'm sorry. I'm really not
in the mood to play games.
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644. I don't know what's happening
with my wife or my marriage,
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645. and you showing up here
randomly and often
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646. doesn't make
figuring that out any easier.
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647. I'm sorry i bothered you,
really.
- Lil, wait.
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648. You know, if you wanna stay
and see the, uh, installation,
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649. i could really use
the company.
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650. Oh, i don't want
to be in your way.
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651. Since when, Van Der Woodsen?
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652. I've been meaning
to get that fixed.
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653. I'm really happy
to be here with you right now.
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654. wait.
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655. What? What,
did i do something wrong?
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656. No.
- I knew the hair thing
was too much.
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657. No.
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658. No, it's just, um...
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659. Um, "um" is never good.
What?
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660. I... I'm scared.
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661. Of me?
- No.
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662. Well, yes, but...
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663. No, it's just—
I've never, um...
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664. You've—you've never—
you're not...
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665. No.
- All right.
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666. No, i-i wish.
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667. It's just,
nobody's ever looked at me
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668. the way you just did.
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669. In fact, i don't think
they looked at me at all.
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670. You think I'm crazy,
don't you?
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671. Mnh-mnh.
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672. No. No, i don't.
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673. Are you mad?
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674. come here.
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675. thank you.
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676. Mom, hey.
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677. What's going on?
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678. What do you think?
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679. I'm headed down
to the police station.
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680. The lawyers
will meet me there
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681. along with someone from
the district attorney's office.
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682. Wait, what? Why can't we
just pay his bail?
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683. His bail is set at
a million dollars.
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684. What are you talking about?
It wasn't even that much coke.
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685. It seems your father
is facing some other charges.
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686. For what?
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687. Embezzlement and fraud.
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688. I guess they've been
building their case for a while.
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689. Well, are you coming?
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690. mom...
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691. It's time for you
to come home.
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692. thanks for the lift home.
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693. You were...
Amazing up there.
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694. are you sure?
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