1. Gossip girl
here—your one and only sourceCopy !req
2. into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.
You're one of my oldest friends.Copy !req
3. That's certainly not how it felt
when you kissed me at Eleanor's.Copy !req
4. He proposed before we left,
and I'm going to say yes.Copy !req
5. I'm sure you'll make
a beautiful bride.Copy !req
6. Last night was strange
but very fun.Copy !req
7. Didn't we just say good-bye?Copy !req
8. Somehow, you screwing
Blair for sport is my fault!
All right, i know how longCopy !req
9. Georgina.
What are you doing here?
I told you i was coming.Copy !req
10. Dan of all people
cannot know Georgie.Copy !req
11. How about, um, dinner tonight
with Sarah instead?
Oh, Sarah again.Copy !req
12. I'm Sarah.Copy !req
13. What do you want from me?
I want things to go back to how
they were before that night,Copy !req
14. before things got
so screwed up.
What's Georgina got on you?Copy !req
15. she'll never know.Copy !req
16. You can tell me anything.
I killed someone.Copy !req
17. And who am i?Copy !req
18. That's a secret
I'll never tell.Copy !req
19. You know you love me.Copy !req
20. X.O.X.O., gossip girl.Copy !req
21. In our modern age,Copy !req
22. when you can call someone
and can't find them,Copy !req
23. you can pretty much be sure
they'll get the message.Copy !req
24. Hey, s., it's Georgie.Copy !req
25. Listen, i know it's early,
but i thought I'd...Copy !req
26. So this is my third call.
Where are you?Copy !req
27. It's me again.Copy !req
28. I've left you a couple messages,
and you haven't called me back.Copy !req
29. I think we should hang out
today. Friends hang out.Copy !req
30. Maybe you've lost
your cell phone.Copy !req
31. Can't wait to see you.Copy !req
32. But if they don't
call you back,Copy !req
33. it usually means
they don't want to be found.Copy !req
34. Hey, do you think
"track me down"Copy !req
35. should come before or after
"everytime"?Copy !req
36. Is the "rolling stone" thing
tonight?
- I guess i really am in oneCopy !req
37. of the top ten forgotten bands
of the '90s.
It's true. I forgot.Copy !req
38. Yeah, but a lot of people
remember.Copy !req
39. There's a reason that issue
was one of the highest sellingCopy !req
40. of the year.
- And I'm proud, dad.
I really am.Copy !req
41. You got your follow-up article
and a concert,Copy !req
42. surely followed
by an overpriced cdCopy !req
43. sold at corporate coffeehouses
for gen xersCopy !req
44. without taste buds...
Or taste.
Hey, it' s gonna be cool.Copy !req
45. I'm classic.
Uh-oh, no retort.Copy !req
46. Signs of a sleepless night.Copy !req
47. Disinterest
in making your fatherCopy !req
48. feel old and irrelevant...Copy !req
49. That can only mean one thing—
girl trouble.Copy !req
50. Yeah, Serena and i,
we had a fight last night—Copy !req
51. this new kind we keep having
where she says something,Copy !req
52. Only about 10,000 times, yeah.
Yeah, but did you
really mean it?Copy !req
53. Most times, when people
don't offer the truth,Copy !req
54. it's because they're afraid
of what someone might think.Copy !req
55. And i don't know
if you know this,Copy !req
56. Thank you, dad.Copy !req
57. I'm gonna go find her
right now.Copy !req
58. See you tonight...
Both of you.Copy !req
59. And here i thought
i had your schedule memorized.Copy !req
60. I switched shifts
and just got off.Copy !req
61. I'm Dan's dad's roadie
for the day,Copy !req
62. so i gotta bail
in, like, five.Copy !req
63. Um, although
i don't mind the stalking...Copy !req
64. When are you gonna ask me
on a real date?Copy !req
65. Uh...Copy !req
66. Hold that thought. Sorry.Copy !req
67. Hello?Copy !req
68. Yeah. Yeah, okay,
I'll be right there.Copy !req
69. Look, I'm sorry.
I-i gotta go.
- So i heard.Copy !req
70. No, no, no. It's not what
you think. It's just...Copy !req
71. What are you doing tonight?Copy !req
72. Uh, me, Lincoln hawk,
a dirty Van and a lot of cables?Copy !req
73. Can i meet you at the concert?
Can you be there at 7:30?Copy !req
74. It's a date.
- Finally.Copy !req
75. Text me the address.Copy !req
76. (Man) The guests will be
checked into their suitesCopy !req
77. as soon as they arrive.Copy !req
78. The walk-through is at 2:00,
and the rehearsal dinnerCopy !req
79. starts promptly at 7:00 P.M.
the in Reid salon.Copy !req
80. Oh, and don't forget.Copy !req
81. (Man) Mm-hmm.
- Hey, uh,
excuse me, Mr. bass,Copy !req
82. Ms. Van Der Woodsen.
Not for long,
thank you very much.Copy !req
83. Morning, Daniel.
- Morning.Copy !req
84. Good morning. Have either of you
seen Serena? She's not upstairs.Copy !req
85. Uh, ticktock, ticktock,
ticktock, ticktock, ticktock.Copy !req
86. No. Sorry, Daniel.Copy !req
87. Okay.Copy !req
88. but i had no idea
their standards were so low.Copy !req
89. I hate that i have to ask you
this, but have you seen Serena?Copy !req
90. Oh, I've seen lots of Serena.Copy !req
91. Are you drunk dialing again?Copy !req
92. No, Serena didn't come home
last night.Copy !req
93. I thought she was with you.Copy !req
94. Hey.Copy !req
95. Maybe this is Blair's idea
of a perverse double date.Copy !req
96. Miss Blair asks
that you should wait there.Copy !req
97. She's on her way now.
She's not even here?Copy !req
98. Well, this oughta be good.Copy !req
99. You're not calling me back,
and you're not picking up.Copy !req
100. I thought you understood me,Copy !req
101. but maybe i should
make myself a little more clearCopy !req
102. and come to you. We can talk
about it over coffee.Copy !req
103. I brought it
just the way you like it...Copy !req
104. Dark but sweet.Copy !req
105. Oh, no.Copy !req
106. Hey, Sarah!Copy !req
107. Dan!
- Hey!Copy !req
108. Oh, um, i actually haveCopy !req
109. an old friend from Portland
staying here.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
110. What are you doing here?
Oh, i just—i came looking
for Serena, but she, uh,Copy !req
111. apparently didn't come home
last night, so i-I'm just...Copy !req
112. I don't know. I'm trying
to figure out what to think.Copy !req
113. She's been—well, let's just say
she's not been herself lately.Copy !req
114. And when she sees
it's you calling,Copy !req
115. she'll immediately pick up
and tell you all about it.Copy !req
116. - Hey.Copy !req
117. Hey, I've been
lookin' all over for ya.Copy !req
118. (Man) Hey, is—is this Dan?Copy !req
119. Who's this?
My name's drew.Copy !req
120. I'm the bartender
at one oak.Copy !req
121. Some girl left this phone here
last night.Copy !req
122. It's been ringing off the hook
all morning.Copy !req
123. You were the first number
on the speed dial, so—
some girl? What—what girl?Copy !req
124. Tall, blonde. Left here
around 2:00 with 3 guys.Copy !req
125. Skipped out on her tab,
which was pretty substan—Copy !req
126. Hey. What is it?Copy !req
127. Spotted—lonely boy
on the Upper East SideCopy !req
128. learning the lesson that
nothing stays missing for long.Copy !req
129. It's nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
130. Things always turn up,
for better...Copy !req
131. Well, is something
actually wrong,Copy !req
132. or is this just some ploy
to get us both here?Copy !req
133. I meant what i said
on the phone. I need your help.Copy !req
134. We need your help.Copy !req
135. Or for worse.Copy !req
136. You okay?Copy !req
137. What's wrong with her?Copy !req
138. Take her upstairs.
Get her upstairs.Copy !req
139. Dorota! Coffee, fast.Copy !req
140. Come on, Serena. We have
to get her in the shower.
No, i just want to sleep.Copy !req
141. Here. No. Come on, come on.
Why won't you let me sleep?Copy !req
142. We have to keep her talking
and awake. Come on, come on.Copy !req
143. Let's go. Let's go.
Dorota,
will you please get herCopy !req
144. a fresh change
of clothes and a bathrobe?
Of course, miss Blair.Copy !req
145. So we have every hangover cure
known to man, plus bagels.Copy !req
146. They should helpCopy !req
147. soak up the alcohol
and whatever else she took.Copy !req
148. Thank you. I'll take it
from here. Come on.Copy !req
149. Come on.
Come on, Serena. Help me out.Copy !req
150. B., it's cold! It's cold!
Just like old times.Copy !req
151. You know,
why do i get the feelingCopy !req
152. you're actually
enjoying this?Copy !req
153. Call me sentimental.Copy !req
154. Ugh. I may not
need those bagels after all.
What's going on with her?Copy !req
155. She was here last night,
scared.Copy !req
156. She... She told me
something totally crazy,Copy !req
157. but was too freaked out
to find the words to explain it.Copy !req
158. I went upstairs to find my mom's
valium to calm her down,Copy !req
159. but when i got back,
she was gone.Copy !req
160. It took me all night
to find her.Copy !req
161. What exactly
did she say to you?Copy !req
162. That's beside the point.Copy !req
163. We're here to help Serena,
no matter what the problem is.Copy !req
164. Hey, could you maybe read that
somewhere else?Copy !req
165. I don't like the "post."
Is that why
you subscribe?Copy !req
166. Another thing
i don't like—my son depressed.Copy !req
167. I don't know if you've
talked to him recently...
We've talked.Copy !req
168. He and Serena—
should i be worried?Copy !req
169. It's been
a little bumpy lately, sure.Copy !req
170. I think the most recent bump
is our friend Sarah.Copy !req
171. Serena's a little jealous,
but Sarah's cool,Copy !req
172. so as soon as
Serena gets to know her,Copy !req
173. everything will be fine.Copy !req
174. I love that picture of you!Copy !req
175. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
176. Tell me where you took
this photograph,Copy !req
177. what undoubtedly
could be calledCopy !req
178. Well, i would.
It's positively iconic.Copy !req
179. Were you and Rufus Humphrey
already involvedCopy !req
180. when you took it?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
181. Rufus Humphrey,
lead singer of Lincoln hawk.Copy !req
182. discussing anything
other than my work.
I was talking about your work.Copy !req
183. Why'd you give up
photography?Copy !req
184. Was it too hard
to continue shootingCopy !req
185. after you had
broken his heart?Copy !req
186. Um, just—just a moment, please.Copy !req
187. Oh. You know, i see
I'm interrupting, so I'll...Copy !req
188. No, i have to sayCopy !req
189. i have never been happier
to see you, Dan.Copy !req
190. Oh.Copy !req
191. Well, I've been waiting
downstairs for Serena.Copy !req
192. I-i figured she has
to come home... sometime soon.Copy !req
193. So have you heard from her?
Have you tried calling?Copy !req
194. Pretty sure
she lost her phone.
Well, Charles saidCopy !req
195. he was going over to Blair's
to pick her upCopy !req
196. right after you left earlier.
Maybe try there.Copy !req
197. Ah, yes. "Charles." Charles.
Of course. Thank you so much.Copy !req
198. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
199. Listen, i really appreciate
your comingCopy !req
200. all the way to the palace
to conduct this interview,Copy !req
201. but I'm simply gonna
have to ask you to leaveCopy !req
202. because i have a wedding
to attend—my own.
Do you think you were ableCopy !req
203. to take such incredible photos
of Rufus HumphreyCopy !req
204. because of how much
you were in love with him?Copy !req
205. Well, i wasn't in—
in love with him...Copy !req
206. Um... that much.Copy !req
207. Thank you for your time.Copy !req
208. Mm.Copy !req
209. Dorota, can you
bring the towels upstairs?Copy !req
210. What's taking so long?Copy !req
211. Huh. Guess i missed
a chapter.Copy !req
212. Or... four. Don't, uh...Copy !req
213. Don't all of you
hate each other?Copy !req
214. Yes.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
215. No.
- Well, that's fascinatingCopy !req
216. and ripe for a psychiatrist's
case study somewhere,Copy !req
217. but, um,
i am looking for Serena.Copy !req
218. She's not here.Copy !req
219. I think she is.Copy !req
220. No, she just left.
You must've crossed paths.Copy !req
221. I-i-i don't believe you.Copy !req
222. Fine.Copy !req
223. I-i didn't want to have
to tell you this, but...Copy !req
224. She doesn't want to see you.Copy !req
225. Come on.
Really?Copy !req
226. Yes.Copy !req
227. Really.Copy !req
228. Serena!
She's telling the truth.Copy !req
229. Are you really gonna stop me
from seeing my girlfriend?Copy !req
230. Whoa, man.
- Come on.Copy !req
231. What are you doing?Copy !req
232. S.?Copy !req
233. It's okay.Copy !req
234. What's happening?Copy !req
235. Dan...
- Something is going on,Copy !req
236. and i just want
to be let in on what it is.Copy !req
237. It's hard to explain.Copy !req
238. Why don't i
make it easy for you?Copy !req
239. I know you're
keeping something from me,Copy !req
240. and I'm sick of being the only
one you don't talk to about it.Copy !req
241. I'm not talking to anyone.
Then what are they
doing here,Copy !req
242. while—while i get a call
from a bartender who saysCopy !req
243. you left a bar at 2:00
in morning with a bunch of guys?Copy !req
244. What guys, Serena?Copy !req
245. Who—who were they?Copy !req
246. I don't know.Copy !req
247. Did something happen
last night?Copy !req
248. Please don't.Copy !req
249. Is that—is that what you're
so afraid to tell me,Copy !req
250. that you cheated on me?Copy !req
251. Did you cheat on me
last night?Copy !req
252. All i need is a yes or a no.
Did you sleep with someone else?Copy !req
253. Yes.Copy !req
254. Yeah.Copy !req
255. I'm done.Copy !req
256. I'm done.Copy !req
257. Hey.Copy !req
258. Hey! Did you find Serena?Copy !req
259. Yeah, but i-i, uh,
i kinda wish i hadn't.Copy !req
260. That doesn't sound so good.Copy !req
261. I'm just in the park.Copy !req
262. Wanna meet me,
maybe talk about it?Copy !req
263. I'm a pretty good listener.Copy !req
264. Dan?Copy !req
265. Yeah. Yeah, I'd, uh,
I'd like that.Copy !req
266. Well, i wanted cymbidiums,
not hyacinth.Copy !req
267. And why did we choose fish?
It's unseasonably warm.Copy !req
268. You know, i knew we should've
gone with the limogesCopy !req
269. instead of the lenox.Copy !req
270. What's the matter?
You were fine this morning.Copy !req
271. Now you're finding fault
with everything.Copy !req
272. Nothing. Nothing at all.
I'm just...Copy !req
273. I've had three perfect weddings,
and i want this oneCopy !req
274. to be more perfect than perfect,
that's all.Copy !req
275. Oh, finally.Copy !req
276. So why are you
still at Blair's?Copy !req
277. You're supposed to be here.Copy !req
278. Ms. Van Der Woodsen,
it is Dorota, Ms. Waldorf's—
i know who you are, Dorota,Copy !req
279. but this is not
a very good time.Copy !req
280. Oh, the wedding. I know.
Miss Serena is here.Copy !req
281. Oh, yes, i know.
I've heard several times today.Copy !req
282. I know it's not my place,
but...Copy !req
283. Miss Serena is...Copy !req
284. Like the old days.Copy !req
285. What are you trying to say?Copy !req
286. I think you should have worry
about your daughter,Copy !req
287. worry like
before she went away.Copy !req
288. Well, um... thank you, Dorota.
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
289. I am so sorry,
but I'm gonna have to go.Copy !req
290. Where do you have to go?Copy !req
291. To do something I've done
too many times before.Copy !req
292. Can i help you?
No. Thank you.
I'll have to do it alone. Mwah.Copy !req
293. I can't believe
i just did that.Copy !req
294. Then why did you?
I mean, did you cheat on Dan?Copy !req
295. No. I remember last night.
I didn't do anything.Copy !req
296. Then why would you
say that to him?
Because i would ratherCopy !req
297. Dan think i cheated on him
than know what i really did.Copy !req
298. What you really did?Copy !req
299. Dan puts me on a pedestal.Copy !req
300. If he knew the truth, he would
never look at me again.Copy !req
301. You're starting to scare
even me. What did you do?Copy !req
302. Come on. You can tell us.Copy !req
303. We've seen you
with vomit in your hair,Copy !req
304. making out
with investment bankersCopy !req
305. in the men's room
at p.J. Clarke's.Copy !req
306. Yeah, i had sex with him
in the back of a limo.
Several times.Copy !req
307. I had sex with you at a wedding
while i was her date.Copy !req
308. Once.Copy !req
309. I'm Chuck bass.Copy !req
310. You can tell us anything.
We don't judge.Copy !req
311. We're the non-judging
breakfast club.Copy !req
312. We're your best friends.Copy !req
313. Anything you do
is something we did, too.Copy !req
314. If i tell you,
it can never leave this room.Copy !req
315. You all know Georgina sparks.
Some of us
better than others.Copy !req
316. It's not like you didn't
lose your virginity to herCopy !req
317. in seventh grade.
Sixth, actually, and I've been
avoiding her ever since.Copy !req
318. The bitch is a psycho.
What about her?Copy !req
319. Well, something happenedCopy !req
320. the night
of the Shepherd wedding.Copy !req
321. I think we're all aware
of what happened that night.
No, something else,Copy !req
322. something I've tried to escape,
but Georgina won't let me.Copy !req
323. And now she's blackmailing me.Copy !req
324. Blackmailing you?
With what exactly?Copy !req
325. Well...Copy !req
326. It started when Blair thought
you and i had too much to drink.Copy !req
327. She told us to go outside,
get some air, sober up.Copy !req
328. Oh, if the happy couple
didn't wantCopy !req
329. to put up the cash
for the premium bar,Copy !req
330. they should've
made their wedding b.Y.O.B.Copy !req
331. Instead,
we went into the empty bar,Copy !req
332. i opened the bottle
of champagne, and we... well...Copy !req
333. We can skip that part, okay?Copy !req
334. Go ahead.
I'll fill her in later.Copy !req
335. I left in a hurry.Copy !req
336. I felt so terrible,Copy !req
337. so guilty
for what i had just done.Copy !req
338. I just—i had
to get out of there.Copy !req
339. Eastview hotel, please.Copy !req
340. Georgina and i had plans
to meet up after,Copy !req
341. so i headed straight to her.Copy !req
342. Little did i know she had
a surprise waiting for me.Copy !req
343. She's gonna lose her mind.Copy !req
344. A genuineCopy !req
345. Serena Van Der Woodsen
sex tape...Copy !req
346. (Man) How are we gonna
do this, exactly?Copy !req
347. Well, if you
put the camera over there,Copy !req
348. she'll never know.Copy !req
349. Are you sure she's gonna
be down for this?Copy !req
350. It's Serena.
She goes down for anything.Copy !req
351. Hey, baby. How are
the new Mr. and Mrs. Shepherd?Copy !req
352. I didn't know it
at the time,Copy !req
353. but she was taping me.Copy !req
354. Lucky for me,
i was—i was too stuckCopy !req
355. on what had just happened
to be much fun for anyone.Copy !req
356. I can't believe i just did that.
Blair's my best friend.Copy !req
357. What—what sort of person
does that to her best friend?Copy !req
358. All right, this is
a therapy session, g.Copy !req
359. You promised a party.Copy !req
360. So break out the favors.Copy !req
361. jing!Copy !req
362. Thank you.Copy !req
363. Oh. I don't—
i don't feel so good.Copy !req
364. she always gets frisky
after she hurls.Copy !req
365. No, Pete.Copy !req
366. I'm not in the mood, okay?
Come on.Copy !req
367. I'm hot, okay?Copy !req
368. I'm—I'm too hot.
Oh, you are too hot.Copy !req
369. No, it's—it's hot.
Why is it so hot in here?Copy !req
370. what is it?Copy !req
371. I can't.Copy !req
372. Yes. Yes, you can.Copy !req
373. I'm scared.Copy !req
374. We're right here.Copy !req
375. No. You know, i can't. I can't.
I can't do this, Pete. Okay?Copy !req
376. I can't. Um...Copy !req
377. Yeah, how about, um...Copy !req
378. How about we do
a couple lines first, okay?Copy !req
379. Whatever, baby.Copy !req
380. Here. Go ahead.
- Okay.Copy !req
381. Ahh.Copy !req
382. Pete?Copy !req
383. Pete, are you okay?Copy !req
384. Pete, what's happening?
Are you okay? Georgie.Copy !req
385. Georgie! Georgina!Copy !req
386. What? Why are you screaming?Copy !req
387. What are you doing?
I'm calling 9-1-1.Copy !req
388. You—you can't!Copy !req
389. There's drugs everywhere.
We could get in so much trouble.Copy !req
390. We can get arrested.
We have to go.
No! We can't leave him!Copy !req
391. We have to. Get everything out
that has you on it. Go.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.Copy !req
392. Oh, my god.Copy !req
393. Where's his phone?
Where's his phone?Copy !req
394. What are you doing?
- I'm calling.Copy !req
395. (Man) Hello. 9-1-1 emergency.
Hi, uh, we have an emergency.Copy !req
396. Uh, can you send someone right
away to the eastview hotel?Copy !req
397. Room, uh, 1411, please. There's
a guy. He's having seizures.Copy !req
398. I don't know what's wrong.
Get off the phone!
We have to go!Copy !req
399. Ma'am, I'm gonna need
your name and, uh...Copy !req
400. Hello? Hello, ma'am?
Are you there?Copy !req
401. So Georgina told me
we had to split up.Copy !req
402. Then she said that people
might be looking for us.Copy !req
403. But i-i couldn't go.
I just couldn't.Copy !req
404. So i-i waited near the hotel,
across the street.Copy !req
405. All i wanted was to see
the paramedics helping Pete.Copy !req
406. But that's not what i saw.Copy !req
407. I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
408. I-i just knew
i had to leave right away.Copy !req
409. I-i took a trainCopy !req
410. heading north, and i got a room
and convinced my momCopy !req
411. that boarding school
was a good idea, and...Copy !req
412. Never said good-bye.Copy !req
413. It makes sense now.Copy !req
414. But what does
she even want from you?Copy !req
415. Well, when she came back,
i-i told her that i moved onCopy !req
416. from the lifestyle
that she was still in,Copy !req
417. but she didn't like that.Copy !req
418. So somehow, she became friends
with Dan and—and VanessaCopy !req
419. and—and called herself "Sarah."Copy !req
420. Why don't you
just tell Dan about her?Copy !req
421. Because she has that tape of me,
and she'll use it.Copy !req
422. It's practically
a snuff film.Copy !req
423. We need to find her.
No. Please.Copy !req
424. Promise me, please.Copy !req
425. Promise me
you won't do anything.Copy !req
426. Because if you do,
then she'll show Dan...Copy !req
427. if he even
ever speaks to me again.Copy !req
428. Watch out, s.Copy !req
429. Just because you finally
tell the truthCopy !req
430. doesn't mean
there won't be consequences.Copy !req
431. God. What have i done?Copy !req
432. Sylvia. How are you?Copy !req
433. I'm wonderful.Copy !req
434. Good to see you again.
So good to see you, too.Copy !req
435. thanks for coming with me, b.Copy !req
436. I'm really not feeling up
to being social.
Of course.Copy !req
437. Oh. Excuse me.Copy !req
438. Incoming.Copy !req
439. You were supposed to be home
hours ago. Come with me.Copy !req
440. I-I'm—I'm sorry, mom.
And you look beautiful.Copy !req
441. I hope you don't mind.
I asked Blair to come tonight.Copy !req
442. What happened to you last night?
Why didn't you come home?Copy !req
443. Why was Dan looking for you
all morning?Copy !req
444. And why did i get a callCopy !req
445. informing me
that you were on drugs?
I wasn't on drugs.Copy !req
446. Don't lie to me.Copy !req
447. I saw that little home movie
that you and your friends made.Copy !req
448. You—you watched that?
Well, only part of it.Copy !req
449. I stopped when that guy had
his tongue down your throat.Copy !req
450. But i can pretty much guess
how it ends.Copy !req
451. No, it—it—it was just a joke.
We were kidding.Copy !req
452. It's not what it looked like.
You know what?
You are out of control.Copy !req
453. I always knew
you had a wild side.Copy !req
454. But how can you
look at yourself?Copy !req
455. What have you become?Copy !req
456. I thought we were past
all of this, Serena.Copy !req
457. I thought
you were doing so well.Copy !req
458. I have nothing leftCopy !req
459. but to send you
to reformatory school.Copy !req
460. What do you think
about that?Copy !req
461. What's wrong?
What happened?Copy !req
462. Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt.
Tuned to f-sharp minor.Copy !req
463. And, Lisa, sheckman told me
to tell you you're almost up.Copy !req
464. Okay. Thanks.
Thanks, Vanessa.Copy !req
465. Hey.Copy !req
466. Hey.
This is incredible, dad.Copy !req
467. I hope
you're sufficiently nervous,Copy !req
468. 'cause there's, like,
a hundred people out there,Copy !req
469. which is 80 more than the last
time you played, i think?Copy !req
470. Lisa, this is my sarcastic son
Dan and his friend Sarah.
Hey. Nice to meet ya.Copy !req
471. Pleasure.Copy !req
472. Hi.
- HiCopy !req
473. I'll see y'all later. Okay.Copy !req
474. Yeah. Ah, no Serena?Copy !req
475. I'll take good care of him,
Mr. Humphrey. Promise.Copy !req
476. Uh, Jenny's already called me
about 15 times from mom'sCopy !req
477. to make sure that i call her
during "something like that"Copy !req
478. so she can hear you mess up
the bridge. So break a leg.Copy !req
479. I'll be in the front row.
Okay. Okay.Copy !req
480. Hey, Georgina!Copy !req
481. Georgina.Copy !req
482. Uh, i think
she thinks she knows you.Copy !req
483. I've never
seen her before in my life.Copy !req
484. Um, let's go get a drink.Copy !req
485. Don't send her away.Copy !req
486. Blair, it's—it's, uh,
not polite to interrupt.
I don't care who hears.Copy !req
487. Just don't send her away.
Excuse me.Copy !req
488. Thank you, Blair, but it's not
exactly your businessCopy !req
489. what i do with my daughter.Copy !req
490. If anything,
you're one of the reasonsCopy !req
491. I'm having to take
such strong actions.Copy !req
492. I say this
with all due respect, Lily,Copy !req
493. but you have no idea what your
daughter's been going through.Copy !req
494. She's in a lot of pain,Copy !req
495. and i don't think the pain's
gonna go away if she goes away.Copy !req
496. I don't understand
what you're trying to tell me.Copy !req
497. Serena has a secret,Copy !req
498. and she's been holding on to it
for a long, long time.Copy !req
499. And now it's finally
catching up with her.Copy !req
500. I-I'm out of my league here.Copy !req
501. I can't do any more
than I've done,Copy !req
502. and it's not enough.Copy !req
503. She needs you.
- I saw the video.Copy !req
504. She doesn't need me.
She needs boundaries.Copy !req
505. What you saw
isn't the whole story.Copy !req
506. Hey, v., it's me.Copy !req
507. You're not calling to cancel,
are you?Copy !req
508. Because waiting 20 minutes
before the concertCopy !req
509. maybe isn't the best way
to let a girl down.Copy !req
510. No, I'm calling to let you know
i may be ten minutes lateCopy !req
511. because—drumroll, please—Copy !req
512. I'm actually gonna
take the subway to the show.Copy !req
513. Subway, huh? Nate Archibald,
man of the people.Copy !req
514. Oh. Well, thank you.Copy !req
515. Uh, and your name's on the list,
but if you don't see me,Copy !req
516. just look for Dan
and our friend Sarah.Copy !req
517. They'll know where i am.
Wait, Sarah's there?
With Dan?Copy !req
518. As strange as it may seem,
Dan is here.Copy !req
519. It is his dad's gig.
No, no, no.
I'm not talking about Dan.Copy !req
520. I'm talking about Sarah.Copy !req
521. Okay, now you're
totally weirding me out.Copy !req
522. Sarah is not her real name.
It's Georgina.Copy !req
523. Serena just told us this really
messed up story about her.Copy !req
524. Just do not trust
anything she says, please.Copy !req
525. Wh-what are
you talking about?Copy !req
526. Listen, I'll tell you what i can
when i get there, okay?Copy !req
527. Okay.Copy !req
528. Okay. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
529. Excuse me.Copy !req
530. Here's the address
you asked for.Copy !req
531. Thank you, Charles.
Um, excuse us.Copy !req
532. Hello?
- Hey,
i only have a second.Copy !req
533. I'm on my way to queens.
Ugh. Gross. Why?Copy !req
534. To meet Vanessa at a concert.
It got grosser.Copy !req
535. We've been hanging out.Copy !req
536. Not that i owe you
any explanation,Copy !req
537. but i do feel like
i should tell youCopy !req
538. apparently,
Georgina's with her and Dan.
She—she's there?Copy !req
539. Yeah. And you know Serena
doesn't want us to do anything,Copy !req
540. but i just thought
you might want to know.Copy !req
541. Where are you right now?Copy !req
542. Uh, 74th and Lex.Copy !req
543. Don't move.
Pick you up in ten.Copy !req
544. I have to go handle
this thing with Serena.Copy !req
545. Now?
- Yes, now.Copy !req
546. It's our rehearsal dinner,
and you're the bride.Copy !req
547. I know, but I'm also a mother,
and...Copy !req
548. That's more important.Copy !req
549. So your problems
are my problems.Copy !req
550. Let me come and help.Copy !req
551. I can't. I, uh...
I wish i could explain.Copy !req
552. There seems to be a lot lately
that you can't explain.Copy !req
553. I'm sorry. But this is
between me and my daughter.Copy !req
554. What's gotten into you?Copy !req
555. What if i told you i knew where
Georgina sparks was right now?Copy !req
556. I'd say,
let's get the bitch.Copy !req
557. Spotted—Blair and ChuckCopy !req
558. reunited
to defend Serena's honor.Copy !req
559. With friends like these,
who needs armies?Copy !req
560. So where are we?Copy !req
561. It's the fairman's house.Copy !req
562. This is where
the boy who died grew up,Copy !req
563. and his parents
are expecting you.
Mom, i can't go in there.Copy !req
564. Sweetie...Copy !req
565. If I've learned anything
in life,Copy !req
566. it is that sometimes
things get in your path,Copy !req
567. and you have a choice—Copy !req
568. you can either
smash right into them,Copy !req
569. or you can adjust
and move around,Copy !req
570. but you have to do
one or the otherCopy !req
571. in order to move forward.
How can i do this?Copy !req
572. I'm gonna be
right by your side.Copy !req
573. (Man) Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
574. how about a round of applause
for Lisa loeb?Copy !req
575. Hey, everyone.
How you doing?Copy !req
576. I'm Lisa loeb,
and I'm your host for tonight,Copy !req
577. and i am so happy
you're all here.Copy !req
578. Thanks so much for coming.Copy !req
579. We've got a lot
of great acts lined up.
Hey, v.Copy !req
580. I didn't realize you'd be able
to hang during the concert.Copy !req
581. Do you have something
you want to say to me?
Not that i know of.Copy !req
582. You sure about that...
Georgina?Copy !req
583. My friend says Serena told him
some story about you,Copy !req
584. and he's on his way
to fill me in,Copy !req
585. unless you want
to do that first?Copy !req
586. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
587. I'm not a big fan
of liars,Copy !req
588. and neither is Dan.Copy !req
589. I'm giving you a chance
to explain yourself here.Copy !req
590. Where's Sarah going?Copy !req
591. I don't know who she is.Copy !req
592. Nate just called me
and said her name is Georgina.
That's what that girl—Copy !req
593. that's what that girl
back there called her.Copy !req
594. Vanessa, Rufus can't find
the set list.Copy !req
595. Do you know where it is?
I taped it into the top
of his Gibson case.Copy !req
596. Uh, I'll get it.Copy !req
597. This will just take
two minutes.Copy !req
598. Just don't go anywhere.
Stay right here.Copy !req
599. I'll be right back.Copy !req
600. You okay?Copy !req
601. No.Copy !req
602. No, i feel terrible, mom.Copy !req
603. Oh, you heard
what they said.Copy !req
604. Look, Peter was an addict
for ten years.Copy !req
605. His own parents couldn't
get him to stop using.Copy !req
606. There's no way that
a 16-year-old girl could have.Copy !req
607. They don't
hold you responsible.Copy !req
608. You don't need
to blame yourself.Copy !req
609. But i am responsible, mom.Copy !req
610. I'm the one that gave him
the line that killed him.Copy !req
611. Look, Serena,
those were his drugs, okay?Copy !req
612. If you hadn't
given them to him,Copy !req
613. he would have
taken them himself.Copy !req
614. Then why do i
still feel like this?Copy !req
615. Because contrary to what
i might have said earlier,Copy !req
616. you are a good person
who, since that night,Copy !req
617. has been living your life
with care and compassionCopy !req
618. and respect
for yourself and for others.Copy !req
619. I'm sorry i doubted you.Copy !req
620. Thank you.Copy !req
621. There's something else
i have to do.Copy !req
622. Will you help me?Copy !req
623. Absolutely.Copy !req
624. Take me to see Dan.Copy !req
625. okay, so your name
is really Georgina.Copy !req
626. Well, i don't understandCopy !req
627. why you felt
like you had to lie to us.Copy !req
628. Because... my boyfriend—Copy !req
629. well, my ex-boyfriend—
when we broke up,Copy !req
630. he wasn't too happy
about it,Copy !req
631. and things got
out of control.Copy !req
632. Okay, well, what happened?Copy !req
633. i came home one day,
and...Copy !req
634. My car was broken into,Copy !req
635. and then a week later,
my room was trashed,Copy !req
636. and i got really scared.Copy !req
637. I changed all my numbers,
i moved in with a friend,Copy !req
638. and yet
he still tracked me down.Copy !req
639. It was my mom's ideaCopy !req
640. to change my name
and move out of town.Copy !req
641. I hate being
away from my family,Copy !req
642. but... It's better
than getting hurt, right?Copy !req
643. Yeah, right.Copy !req
644. I'm sorry
i didn't tell you.Copy !req
645. I just—i wasn't
supposed to tell anybody.Copy !req
646. No, no, no. No. No.
I-i get that. I get it.Copy !req
647. and i also didn't want you
to think less of me,Copy !req
648. because i haven't wanted
to admit it,Copy !req
649. but, um...Copy !req
650. From the moment that i met you,
I've been falling for you.Copy !req
651. Oh, my god. I'm sorry.Copy !req
652. I'm sorry. I don't—
i don't know what I'm saying.Copy !req
653. You know, um, you know,
it's really loud here.Copy !req
654. Well, do you wanna go
somewhere else,Copy !req
655. someplace quiet we can talk?
But your dad's about to go on.Copy !req
656. He'll understand.Copy !req
657. It's not like we won't be
watching this on YoutubeCopy !req
658. for the next five years.Copy !req
659. hmm.
Some date we've got here.Copy !req
660. You even brought your friends,
the ones i can't stand.Copy !req
661. Where's Georgina?
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
662. You heard what Serena said.
Yeah, like we care.Copy !req
663. Georgina left.
- Left for where?Copy !req
664. I don't know.
She just took off.Copy !req
665. (Man) All right.Copy !req
666. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
667. Hey, what are you doing here?
Hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
668. I-I'm a big leaky hawk fan.Copy !req
669. I'm looking for Dan
and Georgina.Copy !req
670. You're out of luck.
Georgina's gone.Copy !req
671. And Dan?
- I'm out of luck.
He's still around.Copy !req
672. It's all over now.Copy !req
673. I can finally tell Dan
everything.Copy !req
674. Will you help me find him?Copy !req
675. all right. Everybody,
that was Lincoln hawk.Copy !req
676. Let's hear it.Copy !req
677. Let's hear an encore
from Rufus and the band. The—
excuse me.Copy !req
678. Get out of my way, Rufus.
- No.Copy !req
679. Get out of my way.Copy !req
680. No.Copy !req
681. Okay, thanks.
So we're gonna take a break.Copy !req
682. It's gonna be two minutes
before...Copy !req
683. - Hey. Psst.Copy !req
684. I think it's for you.Copy !req
685. Hey, thank god you called.Copy !req
686. I'm here looking
for you right now.Copy !req
687. Where are you?
- With me.Copy !req
688. Georgina?Copy !req
689. I hear you told
our little secret.Copy !req
690. If that's the way
you wanna play it,Copy !req
691. that's how we'll play it.Copy !req
692. No, I'm not
afraid of you anymore.Copy !req
693. Oh, you should be.Copy !req
694. 'Cause all bets are off.Copy !req
695. Why? What are you gonna do?
It's not what
I'm gonna do, sweetie.Copy !req
696. It's who
I'm gonna do it with.Copy !req
697. No. I know Dan. He's too good.Copy !req
698. You sure about that?Copy !req
699. How did everything go
with your mom?Copy !req
700. Good. Yeah.Copy !req
701. She was glad i finally found
someone i could trust.Copy !req
702. Um...Copy !req
703. Are you sureCopy !req
704. that you don't mindCopy !req
705. missing the after party
to have coffee with me?Copy !req
706. You know what?Copy !req
707. After the day I've had,
there's no place I'd rather be.Copy !req
708. If i were you, s.,
I'd be worried.Copy !req
709. In the city
that never sleeps,Copy !req
710. a lot can happen
in one night.Copy !req
711. Sweet dreams, Serena.Copy !req
712. X.O.X.O., gossip girl.Copy !req