1. Gossip girl
here—your one and only source
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of Manhattan's elite.
Isn't that Carter Baizen?
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3. You're the guy
who gave us our first joint,
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4. snuck us into our first club.
I'm in this weekly game—
high stakes, big money.
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5. You set me up.
No one forced his hand.
Your boy lost fair and square.
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6. I know who Blair and those girls
are, but i know who i am,
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7. and I'm not gonna forget that
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8. Yeah, she was. Hi, Rufus.
If she's in your life,
you're never gonna get over her.
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9. You should deal with your
father. He needs you. I don't.
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10. We broke up, okay?
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11. I like you—only you.
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12. That's good, because i feel
the same about you.
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13. Do you like me?
Define "like."
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I'll never tell.
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17. X.O.X.O., gossip girl.
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18. hey, upper east siders,
it's that time of year again,
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19. when the mere act
of descending a staircase
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20. means you're a woman.
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21. That's right—debutante season.
And from what we hear,
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22. there's been some changes
in the lineup.
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prince Theodore instead of Nate.
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24. The further we get
from the breakup,
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i see he was.
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26. Always so brooding,
so tortured. Ugh.
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27. A girl wants Romeo,
not Hamlet.
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28. Romeo died.
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29. Yeah, but he died
for something exciting,
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30. and i want my debutante ball
to be something to die for.
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31. Hey, so, uh, has Blair mentioned
who's escorting her?
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32. Why? Are you having remorse sex
fantasies about your ex?
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33. What? No.
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I know that look.
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35. No, man, it's just every time
i see her lately,
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36. something's different. You know,
she's lighter. She's happier.
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37. She's just—
less—less Blair.
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38. She does have a certain glow
about her, doesn't she?
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39. I don't understand why
you don't get this, okay?
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40. A debutante ball
is all a girl could ask for.
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41. It's gorgeous and formal
and totally legendary.
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42. Don't forget out of touch
and totally classist.
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43. And if that's how you feel,
then why are you even going?
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44. I'm not going and neither is
Serena, actually. I'm just going
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45. to meet her grandmother
to make a good impression,
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46. and, uh, take off before
i put my foot in my mouth,
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47. like i usually do.
All i get with Nate is some rosé
in the back of a town car,
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i get a security detail
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to the Pierre after it's over.
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50. They've chosen me
for "a night out with,"
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51. and I'm gonna give them the most
perfect night out of the year.
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52. With my dad in rehab, it's like
the pressure's finally off me.
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53. You know, i can see Blair
clearly, and it's...
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I think i might miss her.
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55. You don't miss her, man.
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she used to be
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biggest fan.
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58. Yeah.
- Ew! It sounds so gross
when you say it out loud.
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59. Yeah, only 'cause your
grandmother's meeting you here.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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60. oh! You're here!
I'm so glad.
- Hey!
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61. Oh! I can't wait for you
to meet my grandma Cece.
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62. You're just gonna love her.
(Dan) I'm sure i will.
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63. Well, if you don't listen to me,
you're gonna hear it from her,
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you don't want that to happen.
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65. The brands i listed
are the key to her happiness,
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66. and that includes tanqueray.
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67. Dan, Jenny,
it's so good to see you.
(Dan) Hi.
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68. Hi.
- Oh, hey, Jenny,
what are you even doing here?
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69. Oh, she loves these things,
apparently.
- Well, i wish Serena did.
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70. It would make my life
a whole lot easier.
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71. My grandma was the chairwoman
for this event for 15 years,
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asked my mom to join.
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73. And my daughter could not wait
to go for ten years,
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74. and then suddenly,
she's not even coming.
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75. Jenny? Jenny?
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77. Uh, well, Blair's lead Deb,
and we're sort of on the outs.
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my help, she would've asked.
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your parents' permission first,
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we could use more help.
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83. I'm sure it'll be fine.
Um, see you Saturday.
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87. Okay.
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88. Ah! There is
my magnificent granddaughter.
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90. Oh, hello, mother.
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92. No!
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93. I should've known i had
to bring the party myself.
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95. Dan, actually.
Dan Humphrey. Yeah. Hi.
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96. My granddaughter told me
that you were delighted
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97. when she decided, uh, not
to make her debut this weekend?
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98. Yeah, go ahead.
Tell her what you think.
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99. Grandma loves honesty.
It's okay.
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100. Well, cotillions just
seem antiquated to me.
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remnant of a different age.
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102. Well, do go on.
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to have their daughters
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of others for attention.
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105. Uh, when, if you ask Serena,
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106. that women should always have
in their arsenal.
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107. I think Serena's graces are
pretty spectacular as they are.
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108. Ah.
- Oh, besides, grandma,
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109. you haven't used your graces
in a while, right?
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110. Oh, you.
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112. She's... she's great.
She's something.
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113. Dan Humphrey, was it?
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114. Yes, mother.
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today.
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117. Oh, is that what i am to you?
Just an accessory?
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118. Next to him, yes.
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119. On me,
you'd be so much more.
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120. Yes, well, i can't
be on you, remember?
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121. Because you don't want Nate
to find out,
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122. and i don't want anyone to,
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123. but you'd have to learn
how to behave yourself first.
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124. Miss Blair, Mr. Nate for you.
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Nate?
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after rehearsal,
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thinking about you.
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129. I mean, the ball's something
we've talked about
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130. doing together since we were,
like, 10 years old,
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131. and I've given you
every reason to hate me.
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132. True. Keep going.
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133. And the prince—
he's, uh, you know,
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you'd go with me instead,
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137. Nate, after what you pulled
on my birthday,
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doing together is moving on.
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139. Yeah, i know.
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140. Look, i haven't worn
this sweater in, like, forever,
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141. and i, uh, i just pulled it out
today, and i found this.
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142. It's my pin.
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143. I sewed it there so you'd always
have my heart on your sleeve.
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it back or something, if...
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146. No, it was a gift.
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go to the ball together...
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150. Absolutely.
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151. But only as friends.
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about to be asked.
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159. i got a volunteer position
at a charity.
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161. When is it?
Sunday night, and i know
it's mom's opening,
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important, but i can do both.
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we support each other.
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has something important,
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can volunteer next year.
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167. Nothing, it doesn't matter
'cause dad said i can't go.
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went thrift store shopping,
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some black vintage pumps.
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wear for the opening.
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173. Mom,
the kids i go to school with
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in someone's old shoes.
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176. I know. It's gross.
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177. Oh, that reminds me. I still
haven't shown you pictures
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179. Oh, yes.
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180. Be right back.
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you must not be happy, mother.
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when i didn't go,
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way to change Serena's mind,
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is intractable on this.
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i came.
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the, uh...
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they found something.
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they're running tests,
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it might not be good.
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to worry you.
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to be a burden to you. I...
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it's no burden at all.
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my granddaughter make her debut
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before me.
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anything for you.
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to the debutante ball.
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just arrived...
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wherever you are.
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Mr. Archibald?
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It's just my... my date—
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likes to have final approval.
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and i couldn't find my phone.
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to get a cab.
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everything's taken care of.
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in the car.
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afterwards for dessert,
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that's your favorite.
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anywhere afterwards. It's fine.
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Who's texting you so much?
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go back to my house.
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to throw this tea
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and she had to jet to Paris
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so it's all on me.
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232. Who are you, and what did
you do with Blair Waldorf?
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233. Not bad, Archibald.
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how handsome you are.
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Nate Archibald learning
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till it's gone
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your coming to, um,
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is okay
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as well?
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to see you... here.
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It is so nice of you
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to our little event.
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really are instructive.
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good social graces...
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251. Well, then I'm sure
she'll learn a lot.
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Um, I'll come with you.
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I'll see you later.
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for being so understanding.
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for an ill grandparent,
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my mom has her art opening,
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for our families.
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258. Well, my thing isn't without
conditions, believe me.
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259. I had a long talk with my mom,
and i said if I'm gonna do this,
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as they auction you off,
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261. that you won't go for anything
less than a million dollars?
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262. Okay. Did you get that
out of your system?
Yeah, i think I'm good.
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263. Grandma.
Serena, darling,
this is Carter Baizen,
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for tomorrow night.
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Oh.
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267. This is Daniel Humphrey.
Dan, actually.
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No, my—my boyfriend.
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Nice to meet you.
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you're not escorting her or...
No, well, actually, I'm—
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Familial obligation.
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- There you are.
Are you ready for tea?
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273. I don't like my ice
to get lonely, dear.
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274. Of course, ma'am.
Carter, it is such a pleasure
to have you back with us.
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are a rare breed.
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that you're back.
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where—where were you?
Oh, where wasn't he?
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278. Gossip girl even had a dedicated
Carter Baizen map on "spotted."
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279. Whoa. A map, huh?
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280. In all honesty, i did go
a little out of bounds.
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281. I'm just grateful my parents
are giving me a second chance.
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of his wayward ways,
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283. and he rose like a Phoenix
from the ashes, Serena.
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they weren't all errors, but...
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that you got into a bit of a—
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287. ahem—a scrape in Dubai.
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288. Oh, i love Dubai. Did you stay
at the burj al arab?
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290. I think Dubai is overrated.
You know what isn't, though?
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prince's crown bombardier.
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with the sheikh
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295. I'll return everything
tomorrow.
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has been rocky...
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keep being afraid
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more like your mother
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that I'm gonna lose you.
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301. If you were still in Hudson,
I'd be able to go.
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I am here,
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makes you happy or unhappy.
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come to my show tomorrow,
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for a week.
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306. What? Come on, mom.
That's so unfair!
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everything the way she likes it.
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my bow tie matched her dress.
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still pretty close, aren't you?
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who she's seeing?
- Me?
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Who better?
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Mr. Humphrey?
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like a museum, a little cold,
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is unparalleled.
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but of course,
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that goes to my point.
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Did i miss something here?
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I don't quite—
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dessert fork for your entrée.
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no matter what you wear,
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be as if there's a language
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and you think you speak it,
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and you don't understand them.
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that people never see you
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whether you're Serena's whim
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realize that girls like Serena
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with Dan Humphrey.
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of the world,
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into cocktail party anecdotes
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uh, give it up
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hmm?
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Serena will understand.
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there's a cold war brewing
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and a certain blue blood.
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we'd say this ourselves...
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What's going on?
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your escort to the ball.
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for the win.
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miss Waldorf.
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with Nate Archibald.
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it was only right.
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the perfect date.
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- Hi. John mayberry.
"New York times."
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i am of miss Waldorf
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to Mr. Archibald,
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17th birthday and slept with—
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That was great, right?
Take care.
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Have a good one.
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- I should ask you
the same question.
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"Perfect date"?
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361. That broken record
was a hit last year.
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you can't be trusted.
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He would never cause a scene.
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your blood going either.
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365. Speaking of going,
that's what you should do.
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on his way here right now.
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when he got here.
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369. So i see it's true what they say
about the apple and the tree.
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I'd say it's nice to see you,
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how you hate dishonesty.
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is taking my granddaughter
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see that not happen.
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presented if it's improperly,
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is not a proper companion
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temporary distraction.
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on her future.
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the paintings in this gallery
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not to accompany Serena.
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remember,
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in a very different position
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could be useful now.
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how much this sale would mean
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as an artist.
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was no good for me then,
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with me now.
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that like me,
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my granddaughter can be.
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and her inheritance.
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you know it by heart.
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for an art show,
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Dad, listen. Um,
I've been meaning to tell you.
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404. I'm sorry.
Don't worry about your mom.
I'll take care of it.
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when you found out,
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407. just like Jenny was. I gotta
admit, it would be worth it.
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408. I don't mind at all. Yeah.
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409. Tux looks great.
Shoes look great.
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You're gonna make me proud.
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us Humphrey men are made of.
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412. What's going on here, dad?
You're—you're doing that thing
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really weird for no reason.
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414. It's kind of
freaking me out.
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415. Oh, uh, Serena's grandmother
just came to see me.
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416. Um, we need to talk.
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417. Have you seen Serena's
presentation statement?
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418. Wants to take a year
off of school,
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419. teach English in south Asia?
This simply won't suffice.
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420. Besides, it took me years
to restore our family name
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422. Trust me,
you don't want to do the same.
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Where are you?
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425. You were supposed to be here
a half an hour ago.
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426. Oh, um, didn't your mom tell you
I'm not coming anymore?
What? I don't understand.
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427. I thought that this was,
like, your dream.
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428. Besides, don't you want to see
your brother in a tux?
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429. Wait. What?
- You know,
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430. your brother Dan—
the guy who thinks dancing
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431. is making fists
and pumping 'em into the air?
Dan's going to the ball?
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432. Yeah, it—it was
just a last minute thing.
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433. I'm sure he just forgot
to tell you.
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434. Um, I'm on my way.
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435. Hey!
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436. W-wow. You look incredible.
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437. Thank you.
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438. Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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439. You're early.
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440. Well, uh, yeah,
we need to talk.
- What's up?
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441. Why?
- I gotta be honest
about something here.
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442. Um, i don't think
your grandmother
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443. is who you think she is.
What are you talking about?
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444. I know she's got the whole
free spirit act perfected...
- Act?
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445. But i don't think she has
your best interests at heart.
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446. Serena, that's what
I'm trying to tell you.
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447. That woman is
the most manipulative person
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448. I've ever met.
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449. She makes your—your mother
look like Gandhi.
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450. That's my grandmother you're
talking about. I love her.
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451. I know. I know,
and I'm so sorry,
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452. but maybe
you love her so much
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453. that you can't see
what she's doing.
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454. I said it. There.
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455. Maybe we shouldn't
be doing this.
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456. Maybe we shouldn't.
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457. Um...
I'll just talk to you later.
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458. Let's get Carter
on the phone.
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459. Yeah.
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460. Carter Baizen's dating Blair?
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461. He's got everyone fooled.
Blair thinks he's reformed.
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462. He's obviously just toying
with her to get at you.
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463. Yeah, well, it's working.
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464. We just need to wait until we
can get him in a public place,
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465. where everyone who thinks
he's changed can see the truth,
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466. and we can get him back
for everything he's done to you
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467. and everything
he's doing to Blair.
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468. Yeah, when's that
gonna happen, huh?
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469. Sir.
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470. I have a feeling it may be
sooner than you think.
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471. And one more, ladies.
If you don't pull it together,
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472. I'm gonna go Naomi Campbell
on you.
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473. Maybe Jenny can help you.
No, I'm fine.
Thank you.
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needs to know
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in your presentation statement.
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476. I assume it's a family name.
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477. Hey. Beautiful. What's wrong?
I didn't write this.
My mother did.
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478. "Serena hopes to continue
to live on the Upper East Side,
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479. "devote her life to volunteering
for the nature conservancy,
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480. and junior league and have
two wonderful children."
Let me see that.
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481. Make it stop.
You sound like me.
Serena, where's Dan?
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482. He's not coming.
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483. Here you go.
- Thanks.
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486. He's using Serena as a cover.
It's not the time yet.
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487. Nate, look, i was hoping to
see you. I wanted to apologize,
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488. put the past in the past.
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489. You don't get to say
what goes on here.
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490. I'm on to you.
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491. What are you talking about?
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492. Hello and welcome to
the annual dispensary cotillion
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493. and debutante ball.
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of Jonathan and rose farkas,
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495. escorted by Richard north,
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496. hopes to major in neuroscience
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497. and will continue
her family's legacy
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of the New York public library
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Harold and Eleanor Waldorf,
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502. escorted by Nathaniel Archibald,
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503. plans to be a member
of Yale's class of 2013.
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in southampton
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505. and volunteer her time
to children's charities.
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506. And now I'd like to present
Serena Celia Van Der Woodsen,
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Lilian Van Der Woodsen,
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508. granddaughter
of chairwoman emeritus,
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510. escorted by Carter Baizen.
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hopes to bed
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before settling down to...
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514. Sorry.
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516. presented by Raymond north,
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517. daughter
of Arthur and Iris coates.
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518. Here you go.
Thanks.
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519. You're back. What happened?
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520. Uh, Cece won.
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521. She has a habit
of doing that,
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522. but maybe it's for the best.
You're here with your family.
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523. hey. Where's Jenny?
Have you seen her?
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524. Actually, uh, no.
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525. She's probably still upset
with me for grounding her
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to teach me a lesson.
I don't know.
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527. Maybe let her be ten minutes
late before you get mad?
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528. Mom, this looks great.
All of this is beautiful.
Thank you. Come on. Tour.
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529. Okay.
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530. Let's go.
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531. what's going on?
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532. hmm? Nothing.
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533. we're friends now, right?
You can tell me.
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534. and now for someone
with only one left foot.
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535. he just told her what he's going
to do to her later.
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536. they might not know
who you are,
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537. but i sure as hell
never forgot.
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538. Nate, what are you doing?
She's my girlfriend!
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539. Oh, my god.
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540. Get off me!
Ugh! They ripped my dress.
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541. Take him outside.
Let's get out of here.
Come on. Come on.
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542. You don't understand.
It was custom-made.
Blair, it's okay.
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543. My mom is gonna be angry.
Jenny! Jenny, hey,
hey, we need you. Please?
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544. I have to go.
I have my mom's thing.
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545. Jenny, fix my dress,
and all is forgiven.
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546. Oh, you make a fool
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547. of the presenter,
then you start a brawl.
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548. I mean, what's next, Serena?
"Girls gone wild"?
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549. Serena Van Der Woodsen wants
to work for the junior league
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550. and have two children?
It's a society ball, Serena. You
have to represent yourself well.
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551. How is it representing
myself well if it's all lies?
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552. What happened to you
between our talk and now?
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553. I did this because i knew
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for you and grandma,
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555. and you said that if i did it,
i could be myself.
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556. You don't really want that,
do you?
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557. No, it's not entirely true.
All you care about
when people look at me
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559. How am i supposed
to accept myself
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560. No.
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561. No, you don't,
but let me tell you something.
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562. If i ever do have
those two children,
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563. i would never
do this to them.
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564. I would accept them
for who they are,
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565. including who they date,
no matter what,
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566. and I'd make sure
they damn well knew it.
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567. hello?
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568. really?
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569. okay.
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570. ooh.
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571. I'm so sorry.
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572. I know this is
not what you signed up for.
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573. It's okay.
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574. It doesn't hurt
nearly as bad
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575. as waking up that morning
in santorini and...
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576. Finding you'd jumped
on a boat.
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577. Yeah, well, um,
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578. that night wasn't exactly
what i signed up for either.
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579. The whole thing caught me
a bit by surprise.
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580. No, i, um, i get it,
which is why i was surprised
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581. when your grandmother
called me last week.
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582. Wait. Last week?
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583. I wasn't even going
to cotillion last week.
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584. Yeah, but Cece said she thought
you'd change your mind.
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585. Ahem.
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586. What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be...
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587. Anywhere but here, yes.
Huh.
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588. So please listen to me
and don't interrupt,
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589. because what i have to say
is hard for me.
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590. Okay.
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591. When i was your age,
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592. i would have been lucky
to find a guy like you,
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593. and i kind of did,
but when it came down to it,
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knew who i was
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595. much better
than i knew myself.
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596. I'm not sure exactly
who my daughter was,
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597. but i know who she's become
since she met you.
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598. She returns home every night
at a reasonable hour.
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She doesn't do drugs.
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you're responsible for that,
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601. but i don't think
it's a coincidence.
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602. You belong with my daughter,
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603. and i think
everyone should know that.
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605. Yes, Mrs. Van Der Woodsen.
I would love to.
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607. Have you seen Nate?
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608. Nate was asked to leave,
but here i am.
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609. i know that look.
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610. That's your look when your plan
falls into place.
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611. You're enjoying this.
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614. You ruined my cotillion
on purpose.
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615. you did all this
for your own enjoyment
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what it would do to me,
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you and i could never work.
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618. Wait.
Slow down there, Waldorf.
You make me sick.
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619. This thing between us—
it's over for good.
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620. Look, Blair, wait.
I didn't mean to—
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621. don't talk to me.
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622. Blair!
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623. that was quite a mess
you made,
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to clean it up.
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your presentation statement
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winter newsletter.
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With Dan—i defended you.
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630. No, we don't need
to talk at all, grandma.
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to know one thing.
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633. No.
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635. All those cigarettes
and cocktails.
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638. There is so much
you don't understand.
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to create her own rules.
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when you were young, grandma.
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about that.
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Blair Waldorf?
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643. Up there.
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644. It was so hot
how you punched Carter out.
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645. I'd never seen you
do anything like that before.
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646. Spotted—
Chuck bass losing something
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he had to begin with—
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651. Yeah, i know.
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652. I accept your apology,
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653. but it doesn't really
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654. Sweetie.
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656. every choice that you make
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657. defines
who you're gonna turn into,
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658. so rather
than apologizing to me,
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the person you're becoming.
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remember?
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662. Oh, i had to. I—
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663. your mother came to see me,
and she mentioned something
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all those years ago.
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665. Oh.
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666. Yes, well, she made me an offer
i couldn't refuse,
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strong enough then.
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669. Oh, come on. You never
would have understood.
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670. But if i had known
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671. you hadn't actually left me
for—for him,
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672. i-i... i mean, maybe—
listen, don't. Don't.
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673. Don't say it.
Don't even think it.
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674. I can't help myself.
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675. I never should have
let you...
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676. Let me go.
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that no matter the truth,
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678. people see
what they want to see.
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679. Some people might take
a step back and find out
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big picture all along.
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681. some people might see
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682. that their lies
have almost caught up to them.
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683. some people may see
what was there all along.
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684. and then there are
those other people—
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as far as they can
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to look at themselves.
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