1. OKAY, EVERYBODY.
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2. NOW THAT WE HAVE
THE NEW BABY,
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3. THE DUNCAN'S ARE NOT
GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO
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4. OUR SUMMER VACATION...
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5. - YAY!
- YES!
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6. LIKE WE USUALLY DO.
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7. THERE'S ALWAYS MORE.
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8. WHY IS THERE
ALWAYS MORE?
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9. SO, THE PLAN IS
TO HEAD UP
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10. TO THE MOUNTAINS
FOR A FEW DAYS.
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11. DAD GOT
A GREAT DEAL.
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12. - OH, NO.
- THIS IS BAD.
- THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
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13. OKAY, I KNOW
I GOT A REPUTATION
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14. FOR FINDING
LESS THAN STELLAR
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15. ACCOMMODATIONS.
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16. BUT THIS TIME,
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
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17. WE'RE GONNA BE STAYING
IN A BEAUTIFUL, RUSTIC CABIN
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18. ON, UH...
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19. DEAD MAN'S LAKE.
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20. WHAT WAS THAT?
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21. HMM? UM...
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22. ( burbling )
DEAD MAN'S LAKE.
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23. ARE— ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY
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24. DEAD MAN'S LAKE?
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25. I'M TRYING NOT TO,
ACTUALLY.
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26. OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
ONCE YOU GET PAST THE NAME,
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27. THE PLACE IS AMAZING.
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28. DEAD MAN'S LAKE?
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29. WHAT, ARE WE GONNA
CATCH SOME DEAD FISH,
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30. OR HIKE THROUGH
SOME DEAD TREES?
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31. ( laughs )
YEAH.
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32. CLIMB ON SOME
DEAD ROCKS.
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33. OR LIVE ROCKS,
WHATEVER.
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34. NOW THAT I
THINK ABOUT IT,
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35. THAT SOUNDS
REALLY NICE.
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36. AND I FOR ONE,
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37. AM LOOKING FORWARD
TO SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME
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38. WITH MY FAMILY.
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39. WE MADE A LOT
OF KIDS, BOB.
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40. THAT ONE
TURNED OUT GOOD.
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41. IVY, HI. OKAY,
SO LISTEN UP.
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42. BIG PARTY AT MY HOUSE
THIS WEEKEND.
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43. MY FAMILY'S GOING AWAY
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44. AND I'M GOING TO PRETEND
TO BE SICK.
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45. SO GET THE WORD OUT
THAT...
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46. THE DUNCAN FAMILY
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47. IS GOING ON
A SUMMER VACATION.
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48. IT WAS IVY.
I WAS TELLING HER
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49. ABOUT THE BIG TRIP.
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50. HONEY, THANK YOU
FOR WHAT YOU SAID IN THERE.
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51. THAT WAS VERY SWEET.
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52. YEAH, WELL,
IT NEEDED TO BE SAID.
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53. ARE YOU COMING DOWN
WITH SOMETHING?
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54. OH, NO. IT'S JUST
A LITTLE TICKLE.
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55. I'M SURE I WILL
BE FINE FOR THE WEEKEND.
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56. FAMILY FUN!
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57. YAY! ( coughs )
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58. OH. THERE
IT IS AGAIN.
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59. OKAY.
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60. SO, I THINK WE HAVE
ALL THE ESSENTIALS.
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61. WATER BOTTLES,
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62. SUN SCREEN,
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63. BUG REPELLANT.
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64. LAPTOP,
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65. HANDHELD,
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66. GAME CONTROLLER.
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67. GUYS. WE'RE ONLY GOING
FOR THREE DAYS.
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68. THREE DAYS?
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69. WE'RE GONNA NEED
MORE GAMES.
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70. HONEY, WHERE'S TEDDY?
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71. HERE I AM.
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72. TEDDY, ARE YOU SICK?
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73. YES, AND I WAS SO
LOOKING FORWARD TO—
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74. FAMILY VACATION
FUN TIME.
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75. OH.
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76. BOB, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
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77. CANCEL THE TRIP?
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78. OH, NO, NO.
YOU GUYS GO.
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79. IVY CAN COME
AND STAY WITH ME,
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80. AND MRS. DABNEY'S
RIGHT NEXT DOOR.
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81. I DON'T—
I DON'T KNOW.
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82. PLUS, I WOULD HATE
TO GET THE BABY SICK.
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83. THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
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84. ISN'T IT?
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85. HEY, WE CAN
KEEP AN EYE ON HER
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86. WITH THE HOME
MONITORING SYSTEM.
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87. WITH— WITH THE—
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88. WITH THE WHAT NOW?
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89. LAST WEEK I DID
A PEST CONTROL JOB
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90. FOR A HOME SECURITY
COMPANY.
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91. THEY GAVE ME
A SYSTEM FOR FREE.
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92. LOOK.
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93. GOT A CAMERA
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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94. SO IT'S ON
ALL THE TIME?
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95. 24-7.
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96. SO, WHILE WE'RE
IN THE MOUNTAINS,
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97. WE CAN WATCH THE FEED
THROUGH MOM'S COMPUTER.
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98. AND KEEP AN EYE
ON YOU.
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99. YAY.
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100. HEY. GUYS,
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101. COME ON, LET'S GO!
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102. BYE-BYE, TOBY.
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103. CHARLIE, HONEY,
THE BABY'S COMING WITH US.
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104. OH, NUTS.
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105. UM, WHERE DID YOU LEARN
TO SAY THAT?
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106. OH, HONEY, BABY
NEEDS A CHANGE.
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107. OH, NUTS.
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108. SO THAT'S IT
OVER THERE, HUH?
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109. YUP.
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110. OUR NEW SECURITY SYSTEM,
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111. ALSO KNOWN AS
THE PARTY KILLER 9,000.
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112. WHY 9,000?
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113. IT'S FUNNIER
WITH A NUMBER.
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114. IS IT?
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115. SO, WILL YOUR PARENTS
BE ABLE TO HEAR US?
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116. NO, THERE'S NO SOUND.
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117. THEY'LL JUST
BE ABLE TO SEE US.
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118. THEN I GUESS WE GOTTA
CANCEL THE PARTY.
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119. WRONG.
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120. I HAVE A PLAN.
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121. AND HE'S
RIGHT ON TIME.
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122. VICTOR.
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123. COME ON IN.
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124. IVY, YOU KNOW VICTOR.
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125. PRESIDENT OF SOUTH HIGH'S
AUDIO VISUAL CLUB.
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126. THANK YOU FOR USING
MY FULL TITLE.
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127. I DON'T ALWAYS GET
THE RESPECT I DESERVE.
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128. THIS IS YOUR PLAN?
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129. VICTOR THE LOSER?
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130. IT'S PRONOUNCED
DELESEUR.
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131. VICTOR, I WANTED
TO INVITE YOU
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132. TO A PARTY TONIGHT.
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133. SO, YOU, UH,
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134. FINALLY GOT RID OF THAT
DUMB JOCK, SPENCER?
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135. NO. HE'S JUST
OUT OF TOWN.
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136. OH, PLEASE DON'T
TELL HIM I SAID THAT.
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137. LOOK, VICTOR.
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138. WE NEED SOME
AUDIO VISUAL HELP.
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139. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CAMERAS?
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140. DO I KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CAMERAS?
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141. OH MAHN DORE TOOL-EE-ELL LAY?
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142. OH, WELL, THAT'S ELVISH FOR
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143. "FROM WHAT LAND
DO YOU COME"?
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144. ELVISH?
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145. I SLIP INTO IT
WHEN I'M EXCITED.
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146. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY
IS I KNOW EVERYTHING
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147. ABOUT CAMERAS.
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148. NEXT TIME,
JUST SAY IT LIKE THAT.
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149. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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150. WH— WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
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151. WELL, TO TELL MY MOTHER
THIS WASN'T A TRAP,
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152. AND SHE MAY PROCEED
BACK TO HOME.
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153. WOW.
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154. I GOTTA HAND IT
TO YOU, DAD.
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155. THIS PLACE
IS PRETTY NICE.
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156. OH. HOLD
THAT THOUGHT.
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157. SPOOKY PORTRAIT.
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158. WHO CARES ABOUT
A STUPID PICTURE?
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159. I THINK WE CAN
CALL THIS A WIN.
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160. YEP. THE EYES
FOLLOW YOU.
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161. WELL, I THINK
IT'S VERY NICE.
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162. WHAT DO YOU THINK,
CHARLIE?
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163. WHY IS TOBY HERE?
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164. OKAY, YOU REALLY
GOTTA LET THAT GO.
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165. COME ON, LET'S GO
CHECK OUT YOUR ROOM.
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166. COME ON.
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167. WELL, AS LONG AS
THE PICTURE'S
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168. THE ONLY SPOOKY THING
ABOUT THE PLACE,
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169. I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
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170. - AFTERNOON.
- ( yelling )
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171. WHO ARE YOU?
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172. NAME'S WILLARD.
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173. I'M THE CARETAKER.
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174. BEEN WORKING HERE
30-ODD YEARS.
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175. AND THEY HAVE
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176. OKAY.
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177. WELL, WE'RE THE DUNCANS.
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178. UM...
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179. WE'RE RENTING
THE PLACE.
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180. OH, SURPRISED TO HEAR
THEY'RE STILL RENTING IT OUT
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181. AFTER THE...
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182. INCIDENT.
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183. INCIDENT?
WHAT INCIDENT?
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184. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
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185. COULD YOU
AT LEAST TELL ME
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186. WHAT KIND OF
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187. HAPPY INCIDENT,
FUN INCIDENT?
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188. WELL, I'D BETTER
BE GOING.
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189. WAIT, WAIT.
BEFORE YOU GO, UH,
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190. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
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191. SURE I DO.
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192. THAT'S COMMODORE
ELIJAH T. DEADMAN.
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193. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED
DEAD MAN'S LAKE.
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194. - OH.
- ACTUALLY, NO RELATION.
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195. WELL, ENJOY
YOUR STAY...
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196. IF YOU CAN.
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197. IF YOU CAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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198. IF YOU CAN?
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199. YOU SEEM A LITTLE TENSE.
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200. HERE.
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201. THIS MIGHT HELP.
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202. A COUPON FOR
DEAD MAN'S MASSAGE?
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203. UNFORTUNATE NAME.
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204. GREAT VALUE.
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205. GABE?
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206. - YEAH?
- STOP MESSING
WITH ME.
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207. STOP? I HAVEN'T
EVEN STARTED.
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208. YOU MADE ALL
THE DRAWERS POP OPEN.
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209. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
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210. DID THE DRAWERS
HURT YOU IN ANY WAY?
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211. NO.
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212. WERE YOU HUMILIATED?
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213. NO.
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214. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT MY WORK?
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215. OKAY. GOOD
FAKE SNEEZE.
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216. NOW CHECK
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217. YOU'VE GOT A FEVER.
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218. SHOW ME
SOME CONCERN!
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219. OH!
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220. AAH!
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221. OOH!
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222. WHOO!
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223. YOU'RE HOT. YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BURST INTO FLAMES.
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224. JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT
MORE INTERESTING.
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225. NO. WE DON'T WANT IT
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226. WE'RE CREATING BORING
FOOTAGE OF YOU BEING SICK.
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227. THEN I'LL INSERT IT
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228. AND THAT'S WHAT
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229. WHILE WE'RE PARTYING.
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230. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD,
VICTOR.
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231. ( clears throat )
EXCUSE ME?
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232. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD,
MR. PRESIDENT.
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233. OKAY, IVY.
YOU'RE ON.
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234. OKAY.
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235. NOW TASTE IT.
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236. MM!
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237. MM-MM!
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238. YOU LOVE THE SOUP,
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239. YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE
WITH THE SOUP.
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240. DON'T WE HAVE
ENOUGH VIDEO?
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241. AND CUT.
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242. OKAY. QUESTION
ABOUT THE PARTY.
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243. WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS
AT A PARTY?
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244. WELL, HAVEN'T YOU
EVER BEEN TO ONE?
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245. NOPE.
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246. ALTHOUGH, THE MEETINGS
OF THE AV CLUB
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247. CAN BE QUITE
RAMBUNCTIOUS.
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248. ON TIME, GARY'S MOTHER
MADE POPCORN! ( laughs )
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249. YOU KNOW, T,
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250. AT SOME POINT,
WE HAVE TO ASK OURSELVES,
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251. IS IT WORTH IT?
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252. CHARLIE, YOU
CAUGHT A FISH!
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253. THIS IS DADDY'S.
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254. THAT ONE'S MINE.
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255. SHE'S CONFUSED.
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256. NO, I'M NOT.
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257. OKAY.
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258. WHY DON'T YOU
RUN ALONG NOW, OKAY?
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259. SO, WHAT YOU
BEEN UP TO, HON?
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260. WELL, TOBY'S IN
THE MIDDLE OF A LONG NAP,
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261. AND I HAVE BEEN
ENJOYING THIS NOVEL.
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262. BREATHLESS ETERNITY?
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263. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
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264. SOME HUNKY GUY
WHO LOST HIS SHIRT.
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265. SO, HOW'S TEDDY
BEEN DOING?
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266. LET'S FIND OUT.
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267. OH, POOR GIRL.
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268. SHE LOOKS MISERABLE.
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269. YEAH, UH-HUH!
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270. WOO! YEAH!
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271. YEAH! I FEEL LIKE
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272. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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273. PUTTING TWO AND TWO
TOGETHER.
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274. HOW LONG YOU BEEN
WORKING ON IT?
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275. THE SPOOKY PORTRAIT,
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276. THE DRAWERS THAT OPEN
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277. THE FREAKY CARETAKER...
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278. DON'T LAUGH AT ME,
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279. BUT I THINK
THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED.
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280. DUDE! I SAID
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281. THAT WASN'T ME.
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282. WHEN I LAUGH AT YOU,
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283. RIGHT?
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284. SO WHO WAS THAT?
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285. I DON'T KNOW.
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286. MAYBE IT'S
JUST THE WIND.
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287. - ( scoffs )
- ALL RIGHT?
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288. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
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289. IF WE BUILD A NICE,
CHEERFUL FIRE.
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290. FIRE'S GOOD.
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291. FIRE WILL WARD OFF
EVIL SPIRITS.
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292. - RIGHT.
- PLUS WE CAN
MAKE S'MORES.
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293. HEY, HAND ME
THAT OLD NEWSPAPER.
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294. LOOK AT THIS.
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295. "MURDERS AT LOCAL HOUSE."
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296. IT'S— IT'S—
IT'S THIS HOUSE.
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297. THERE WERE MURDERS HERE.
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298. GIVE ME THAT.
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299. "THE SHERIFF MADE
A GRUESOME DISCOVERY TODAY
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300. WHEN THE BODIES
OF A VACATIONING COUPLE
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301. WERE FOUND AT A CABIN
ON DEAD MAN'S LAKE."
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302. I KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG
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303. WITH THIS HOUSE.
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304. IT'S A MURDER HOUSE.
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305. THANK YOU, DAD.
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306. JUST CALM DOWN.
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307. JUST BECAUSE THERE WAS
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308. DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S
GONNA BE MORE.
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309. TELL HIM THAT.
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310. PJ, GABE.
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311. IT KNOWS OUR NAMES!
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312. IT'S DAD!
THE MURDERER'S DAD!
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313. HEY, WHAT THE HECK
IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
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314. I'M JUST CHOPPING
SOME FIREWOOD.
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315. DAD, THERE WERE MURDERS
IN THIS HOUSE.
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316. - ( groans )
- LOOK AT THE NEWSPAPER.
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317. WHERE'S THE PAPER?
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318. THE NEWSPAPER'S GONE!
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319. THE NEWSPAPER'S—
OH, THERE IT IS.
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320. WOULD YOU PLEASE
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321. THERE IS NOTHING
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322. - EVENING.
- ( yelling )
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323. JEEZ! YOU'VE GOT
TO STOP DOING THAT.
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324. JUST CAME TO CHECK AND SEE
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325. WHY WOULDN'T WE BE?
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326. NO REASON.
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327. GOODNIGHT, NOW.
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328. WAIT.
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329. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
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330. THE MURDERS?
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331. YEAH. THEY WERE
NEVER SOLVED.
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332. MOST PEOPLE UP HERE
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333. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
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334. YOU NEVER
SAY ENOUGH.
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335. PLEASE, FINISH
YOUR SENTENCES.
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336. SOME FOLKS THINK THE KILLER
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337. OF COMMODORE
ELIJAH T. DEADMAN.
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338. OF COURSE OTHER FOLKS
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339. OKAY. WHAT'S THAT?
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340. THAT IT'S ME.
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341. - ( creepy laughter)
- ( thunder )
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342. WELL, SHAGGY
AND SCOOBY
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343. ARE CONVINCED
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344. BY A KILLER GHOST.
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345. BOB, COME HERE.
LOOK AT THIS.
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346. IVY'S GIVING TEDDY SOUP.
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347. SO?
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348. SO, SHE'S GIVEN
HER SOUP
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349. THREE TIMES
IN THE LAST HOUR.
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350. IT'S LIKE IT'S ON
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351. YOU THINK TEDDY'S
UP TO SOMETHING?
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352. SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.
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353. I KNOW SHE'S
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354. OF COURSE, SHE'S
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355. SO SHE SHOULDN'T
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356. HEY. TEDDY'S NOT
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357. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
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358. HI, MRS. DABNEY,
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359. IT'S AMY DUNCAN.
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360. NO, DON'T HANG UP.
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361. SHH!
GUYS— GUYS.
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362. HI, MRS. DABNEY.
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363. WHAT'S UP?
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364. YOUR MOTHER CALLED
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365. AND ASKED ME
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366. SAID YOU WERE SICK.
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367. OH. ( coughs )
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368. YEAH, I'VE GOT
A REALLY BAD COLD.
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369. SO YOU PUT ON
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370. IT ALWAYS
CHEERS ME UP.
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371. YOU KNOW WHAT
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372. BUSTING KIDS WHO LIE
TO THEIR PARENTS.
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373. REALLY? THAT
CHEERS YOU UP?
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374. WE ALL HAVE
OUR THINGS.
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375. OKAY, MRS. DABNEY.
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376. YOU GOT ME.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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377. LUCKY FOR YOU,
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378. THERE'S ONE THING
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379. THAN BUSTING KIDS.
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380. WHAT'S THAT?
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381. GETTING MY PARTY ON.
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382. OKAY, SO...
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383. IF I INVITE YOU
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384. THIS STAYS
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385. YOU GOT A DEAL.
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386. AH, COME ON IN.
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387. LET ME CALL YOUR MOTHER
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388. AND TELL HER
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389. THEN I'LL BE BACK.
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390. OH, ONE QUESTION.
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391. ARE KIDS THESE DAYS
STILL DOING "THE HUSTLE"?
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392. WHAT'S THAT?
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393. OOH. YOU ARE
IN FOR A TREAT.
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394. WELL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH FOR CHECKING
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395. MRS. DABNEY.
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396. I'M SORRY TO HAVE
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397. I DON'T GET IT,
SHE SAID
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398. TEDDY WAS LAYING
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399. SICK AS A DOG.
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400. THAT'S NICE.
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401. HI, MOMMY.
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402. MAY WE HELP YOU?
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403. CHARLIE GOT SCARED,
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405. IF WE ALL CAME
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406. NO, I DIDN'T.
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407. SHE'S EMBARRASSED.
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408. OKAY, JUST FOR
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409. HEY!
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411. ALWAYS FIND THAT SPOT?
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412. - OH.
- ( giggles )
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I'M ASKING.
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415. I HAVE NO FRAME
OF REFERENCE.
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416. WHERE'S MRS. DABNEY?
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417. I THOUGHT SHE WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE
COMING OVER?
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418. MAYBE SHE COULDN'T
FIND SOMETHING TO WEAR.
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419. WHERE'S YOUR TURNTABLE?
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420. I'M READY TO BOOGIE!
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421. OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT?
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422. IT'S THE GHOST.
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423. - OR THE KILLER.
- OR THE KILLER GHOST.
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424. OR THE GHOST KILLER.
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425. BOB, WAKE UP.
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426. I'M UP!
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427. I'M UP. I'M UP.
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428. BOB— BOB, TURN ON
THE LIGHTS.
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429. - ( flips switching )
- THEY DON'T WORK.
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430. QUESTION.
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431. WAS THAT WALL
DRIPPING RED OOZE
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432. THIS AFTERNOON?
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433. FOLLOW UP QUESTION,
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434. DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE
THE FLOATING CANDELABRA?
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435. GET OUT!
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436. GET OUT!
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437. WHOA!
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438. LAST SUMMER
IT WAS US.
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439. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
( laughs )
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440. - ( thunder )
- ( screaming )
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441. HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
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442. YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE...
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443. WHEN YOU LEARN
YOU'RE ON "SCARY HOUSE."
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444. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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445. "SCARY HOUSE."
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446. AMERICA'S FAVORITE
NEW REALITY SHOW.
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447. WHERE WE TAKE
AN AVERAGE FAMILY,
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448. AND CONVINCE THEM
THEY'RE STAYING
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449. IN A HAUNTED HOUSE.
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450. THIS WAS ALL
A PRANK?
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451. THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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452. YOU MADE US
LOOK LIKE FOOLS.
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453. YOU PEOPLE
ARE DISGUSTING.
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454. WE'RE GONNA BE
ON TV, YOU SAY?
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455. When the Duncans
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456. they had no idea
what they were in for.
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457. WOW, MOM. THAT WAS
QUITE A SCREAM.
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458. YEAH, THAT WAS PJ.
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459. And if you want to see
something really scary,
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460. check out what we saw
on Mama Duncan's laptop.
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461. WHAT WAS THAT?
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462. UM...
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463. THAT IS CALLED
"THE HUSTLE."
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464. IT WAS A VERY POPULAR
DANCE MOVE IN THE 1970S.
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465. AND WHAT WAS IT DOING
IN OUR LIVING ROOM?
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466. LOOK, MOM. I DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR ALL THESE
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467. QUESTIONS.
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468. BECAUSE I HAVE TO
DO MY VIDEO DIARY.
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469. HI, CHARLIE.
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470. WELL, WE HAVE HAD
QUITE A WEEKEND.
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471. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S ALL BEHIND US NOW,
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472. SO WHY DON'T WE
JUST FORGET IT
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473. AND MOVE ON
WITH OUR LIVES.
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474. SOME OF US
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475. WON'T BE MOVING ON
WITH ANYTHING
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476. FOR THE NEXT
TWO WEEKS.
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477. - ME?
- YEAH.
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478. CAN YOU DIG IT?
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479. WISH HER
GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE.
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480. OH, YOU'VE GOT TO
BE KIDDING ME.
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481. HOW MUCH LONGER
IS THIS GOING TO GO ON?
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482. WHAT ARE WE
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483. WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
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484. THAT'S IT.
GET YOUR GROOVE ON.
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485. FAR OUT, MAN.
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486. I CAN DIG IT.
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487. - HOWDY, FOLKS.
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