1. OKAY, WHO'S READY
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2. I GUESS YOU
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WHAT I SAID WAS
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3. WHO'S READY
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4. MOM, NO OFFENSE,
BUT WHENEVER YOU SAY
SOMETHING'S GONNA BE FUN,
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5. IT'S NOT!
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6. UNTIL NOW,
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7. BECAUSE IT IS TIME
FOR THE FIRST AND LAST
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8. DUNCAN FAMILY
BABY NAMING CONTEST!
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9. AND THE STREAK CONTINUES.
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10. OKAY, YOU GUYS,
THE PRIZE IS THE SATISFACTION
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11. OF HAVING NAMED YOUR
BABY BROTHER OR SISTER.
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12. AND FIVE BUCKS.
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13. OKAY, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
WHO WANTS TO GET
THE BALL ROLLING?
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14. I'LL GO.
IF IT'S A GIRL, "ERIKA."
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15. IF IT'S A BOY, "NOAH."
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16. "ERIKA" AND "NOAH."
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17. THOSE ARE VERY INTERESTING.
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE?
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18. FIRST THINGS THAT POPPED
INTO MY HEAD.
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19. I'LL GO.
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20. IF IT'S A GIRL, "SYDNEY."
IF IT'S A BOY, "JONAH."
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21. NOW I ACTUALLY PUT SOME
THOUGHT INTO THESE NAMES.
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22. I CHOSE "JONAH"
AFTER THE CHARACTER
IN THE CLASSIC—
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23. OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
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24. I'LL GO.
IF IT'S A BOY, "TOBY."
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25. IF IT'S A GIRL,
I DON'T CARE.
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26. OKAY, "TOBY."
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27. AND I'LL JUST GONNA
FILL IN...
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28. "JENNY."
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29. HOW ABOUT YOU, CHARLIE?
YOU WANNA PICK SOME NAMES?
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30. CANDY.
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31. OH, THAT'S CUTE.
FOR A BOY?
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32. HOT DOG.
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33. HOT DOG.
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34. OKAY, HOT DOG DUNCAN.
WE HAVE A WINNER!
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35. - HEY, HONEY.
HOW WAS SCHOOL?
- NOT NOW.
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36. TEDDY, YOU OKAY?
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37. I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR ALL THESE QUESTIONS.
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38. I HAVE A HUGE EUROPEAN
HISTORY FINAL TOMORROW.
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39. - OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.
- EASY?
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40. IT'S WORTH HALF
OF MY GRADE.
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41. PLUS IT'S SECOND SEMESTER,
JUNIOR YEAR,
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42. SO THESE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT
GRADES FOR COLLEGE.
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43. IF I DON'T GET
INTO A GOOD COLLEGE,
I WON'T HAVE A GOOD CAREER
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44. OR A NICE FAMILY
OR A HAPPY LIFE!
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45. EVERYTHING'S ON
THE LINE HERE, PEOPLE.
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46. WOW.
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47. I HOPE HOT DOG DOESN'T
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48. HEY, DAD.
HEY, MOM.
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49. HEY, THERE ARE
THE SOON-TO-BE
HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES.
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50. AND THEY SAID
IT COULDN'T BE DONE.
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51. COME ON, EMMETT,
WHO SAID THAT?
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52. MY DAD, MY MOM,
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53. MOST OF MY TEACHERS.
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54. I THINK YOU DID,
MR. DUNCAN.
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55. WELL,
THEY WERE ALL WRONG.
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56. I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY BABY'S GONNA GRADUATE.
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57. I CAN'T BELIEVE HER BABY'S
NOT GONNA GRADUATE.
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58. WAIT WAIT WAIT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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59. I JUST FOUND OUT I GOT
AN INCOMPLETE IN P.E.
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60. THAT MEANS I'M NOT
GONNA GET MY DIPLOMA.
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61. WAIT, I'M GRADUATING
AND YOU'RE NOT?
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62. THIS IS LIKE THE EXACT
OPPOSITE OF KINDERGARTEN.
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63. MY PARENTS ARE
GONNA BE CRUSHED, MAN.
THIS IS A DISASTER.
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64. DUDE, YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
JUST TALK TO YOUR TEACHER,
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65. WORK SOMETHING OUT.
WHO IS IT?
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66. MR. HAMMERSTONE.
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67. MADMAN HAMMERSTONE?
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68. NO, FLUFFY BUNNY
HAMMERSTONE.
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69. THEN YOU SHOULD BE FINE.
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70. OKAY, CHARLIE, HONEY,
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71. WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY
VERY IMPORTANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.
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72. NOW YOU KNOW WE HAVE
A NEW BABY ON THE WAY, RIGHT?
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73. WHERE IS IT?
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74. IT'S IN MOMMY'S TUMMY.
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75. - DID YOU EAT IT?
- NO.
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76. DID DADDY?
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77. HEY, GABE'S HERE.
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78. YOU WANNA NOT BE HERE?
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79. OKAY, CHARLIE,
NOW WHEN THE NEW
BABY COMES HOME,
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80. MOMMY AND DADDY,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND
A LOT OF TIME WITH HIM OR HER,
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81. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
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82. THAT'S RIGHT. WE LOVE
ALL OF OUR BABIES THE SAME.
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83. AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
HAS BEEN A BABY.
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84. P.J. WAS A BABY.
TEDDY WAS A BABY.
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85. GABE WAS A BABY.
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86. SO LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
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87. WHEN DAD PLAYS PEEK-A-BOO
WITH ME, HE DOESN'T
ACTUALLY DISAPPEAR?
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88. - NO, HE'S JUST
BEHIND HIS HANDS.
- ARE YOU SURE?
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89. DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION EVERY DAY?
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90. - I'M HUNGRY.
- ME, TOO.
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91. I COULD EAT.
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92. - SHALL WE?
- ON THREE.
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93. WAIT, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW
TO COUNT TO THREE?
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94. - THREE.
- ( all cry )
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95. WHAT CAN POSSIBLY
BE GOING THROUGH THAT
LITTLE HEAD OF HERS?
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96. I HAVE NO IDEA.
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97. - ( beeps )
- HI, IVY.
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98. NO, ACTUALLY,
I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
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99. I HAVE TO STUDY
FOR MY EUROPEAN HISTORY
FINAL TOMORROW,
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100. SO UNLESS YOU
WANNA TALK ABOUT
THE CRIMEAN WAR—
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101. HELLO?
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102. ( Gabe shouting ) MOM.
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103. MOM!
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104. MOM! MOM!
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105. - MOM!
- GABE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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106. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
I'M CALLING MOM.
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107. MOM!
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108. DUDE, JUST GO UPSTAIRS.
I'M TRYING TO STUDY.
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109. IT'S IMPORTANT.
MOM!
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110. OH, HERE'S MY PENCIL.
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111. GABE, DID YOU NEED ME?
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112. - NEVER MIND.
- WHAT?
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113. - I SAID NEVER MIND!
- OKAY.
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114. - ARE YOU DONE?
- YEAH, I'M DONE.
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115. WAIT, WHERE'S MY RULER?
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116. MOM!
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117. - WHAT?
- UGH!
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118. MOM, I'M TRYING TO STUDY,
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119. BUT GABE KEEPS YELLING.
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120. SWEETIE, IF YOU NEED A QUIET
PLACE TO STUDY, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST DO IT HERE?
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121. I'M JUST DOING MY YOGA.
I'LL PUT ON MY HEADPHONES.
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122. WON'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL.
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123. - THANKS, MOM.
- MM-HMM.
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124. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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125. THE BREATH OF FIRE.
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126. WELL, COULD YOU
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127. I JUST LIT IT.
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128. ( sighs ) I'LL STUDY
IN THE KITCHEN.
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129. ( loudly ) WHAT?
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130. - HI, DAD.
- HEY, SWEETIE.
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131. DAD, HOW LONG DO YOU
THINK THAT'S GONNA TAKE?
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132. DO YOU WANT IT FAST
OR YOU WANT IT YUMMY?
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133. SO MOM AND DAD
WERE GIVING YOU
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134. THE OLD "NEW BABY
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135. WELL, FORGET IT, CHARLIE.
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136. ONCE THAT NEW BABY COMES
ALONG, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER
MIDDLE CHILD.
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137. WELCOME TO
THE FORGOTTEN KIDS CLUB.
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138. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED
THE SPOTLIGHT,
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139. 'CAUSE THAT'S OVER.
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140. NO, IT'S NOT.
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141. DENIAL. THAT'S SMART.
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142. USE THAT.
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143. THAT'S WHAT GOT ME
THROUGH KINDERGARTEN.
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144. - HEY, HONEY.
- ( whispers )
BOB, GET OVER HERE.
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145. I JUST HEARD GABE
TALKING TO CHARLIE.
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146. HE SAID WE'RE GONNA
FORGET ABOUT HER WHEN
THE NEW BABY COMES ALONG.
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147. WHAT? HOW COULD WE
FORGET ABOUT SWEET
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148. - SHE'S ADORABLE.
- I KNOW, BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM?
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149. - WHO?
- GABE!
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150. HE'S FEELING NEGLECTED.
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151. MAYBE WE'RE NOT SPENDING
ENOUGH TIME WITH HIM.
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152. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I JUST TOOK HIM TO
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153. WHEN HE WAS 8.
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154. OKAY, SO, WHAT IS
HE NOW, 10, 11?
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155. 13.
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156. IS HE STILL INTO BASEBALL?
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157. MR. HAMMERSTONE.
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158. WHAT DO YOU WANT, CUPCAKE?
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159. - IT'S P.J.
- EXCUSE ME?
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160. CUPCAKE WORKS.
I LIKE CUPCAKE.
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161. LISTEN, I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT MY GRADE.
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162. - YOU GAVE ME
AN INCOMPLETE...
- MM-HMM.
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163. WHICH MEANS I CAN'T
GRADUATE TOMORROW.
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164. SO KIND OF A BIG PROBLEM.
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165. ( grunting )
NOT FOR ME.
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166. THE THING IS, THOUGH,
I ONLY MISSED ONE UNIT.
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167. THE MOST IMPORTANT UNIT
OF ALL—
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168. THE ONE THAT MOLDS YOU
INTO A MAN.
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169. THE ONE THAT COMBINES
ATHLETICISM AND DISCIPLINE,
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170. AND PREPARES YOU FOR
THE HARD REALITIES OF LIFE.
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171. SQUARE DANCING?
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172. THAT'S RIGHT, CUPCAKE.
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173. NO OFFENSE, BUT IT JUST
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174. "NOT IMPORTANT."
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175. WHAT IF YOU'RE WALKING
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176. AND— BANG!
—A HOEDOWN BREAKS OUT?
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177. YOU WOULDN'T BE PREPARED.
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178. WELL, YOU DO MAKE
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179. LISTEN, I REALLY
WANNA GRADUATE ON TIME.
ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?
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180. - WELL, THERE IS ONE THING.
- YES.
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181. YOU CAN LEARN HOW
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182. JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM—
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183. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
( laughs )
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184. OH, YEAH?
I SAY IT CAN BE DONE.
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185. I'M GONNA LEARN HOW
TO SQUARE DANCE BY TOMORROW.
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186. AND I'M GONNA STOP CALLING
EVERYBODY CUPCAKE.
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187. AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN,
CUPCAKE!
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188. - HEY, T.
- HI.
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189. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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190. - I'VE GOT NO
PLACE ELSE TO GO.
- WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY?
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191. I'VE HAD THE WORST DAY.
I HAVE THIS BIG FINAL
TOMORROW,
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192. AND I CAN'T FIND
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193. - I TRIED MY HOUSE BUT—
- WAS IT YOUR MOM?
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194. IT WAS EVERYBODY.
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195. BUT MAINLY YOUR MOM.
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196. TEDDY, YOU ARE ALWAYS
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197. GO ON, YOU JUST GET
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198. AND I WILL MAKE YOU
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199. UM, HOW COME YOU NEVER
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200. I DO THIS
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201. NOT WORTH IT.
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202. HEY, THERE HE IS.
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203. THERE'S THE GUY
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
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204. HONEY, WE SAW
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205. AND WE THOUGHT OF YOU.
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206. BECAUSE...?
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207. BECAUSE WE CAN SING TOGETHER.
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208. BECAUSE...?
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209. BECAUSE IT'LL BE FUN.
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210. AM I BEING PUNISHED?
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211. ( laughs ) NO.
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212. YOUR MOM AND I THOUGHT
WE JUST HADN'T HAD ENOUGH
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213. OH.
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214. YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT
ONE OF THOSE STUPID
HOMEMADE COUPONS
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215. I GAVE ON MOTHER'S DAY,
ARE YOU?
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216. BECAUSE THOSE EXPIRED.
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217. NO, HONEY, WE JUST WANT
TO SPEND MORE TIME
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218. OKAY, NOW YOU LOOK AT THIS
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219. AND PICK OUT
ANY SONG YOU WANT.
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220. AND WHILE
YOU'RE DOING THAT,
I'LL DO THIS.
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221. - ( clicks )
- ( "Alouette" playing )
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222. - ( sings )
- BOB, IT'S NOT A DUET.
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223. NO, IT NEVER IS, HONEY.
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224. NO NO NO NO. YEP.
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225. OKAY, GO, KEEP GOING.
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226. - ( clicks )
- ( music stops )
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227. - LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
- WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
I GOTTA LEARN THIS.
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228. P.J., WE'VE BEEN AT IT
FOR OVER THREE HOURS,
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229. AND YOU STILL DON'T
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230. THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP
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231. I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME.
I WAS KILLING IT. UNH!
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232. SO THAT'S IT?
I'M NOT GONNA GRADUATE?
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233. - SORRY, BUDDY.
- OH MAN.
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234. AFTER BARELY PASSING
THE SUBJECTS THAT END
IN "OLOGY" AND "OMETRY,"
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235. I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
"ANCING" THAT TOOK ME DOWN.
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236. WE'RE WANNA SHOW YOU
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FROM WHEN WE WERE YOUR AGE.
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237. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
IT'S ABOUT A GIANT SQUID
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238. THAT TERRORIZES
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239. IT'S CALLED
"TENTACLES OVER PISMO."
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240. I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES
ABOUT IT.
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241. BUT DON'T WORRY, WE WILL
BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU
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242. HOW MUCH LONGER IS
"GABE TIME" GONNA LAST?
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243. SWEETIE, WE JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW
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244. THAT JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE THE MIDDLE KID
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245. DOESN'T MEAN
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246. OH!
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247. YOU GUYS
OVERHEARD ME SAY—
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248. SHH!
MOVIE'S STARTING.
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249. COME ON NOW,
SNUGGLE WITH MOMMY.
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250. Woman on TV:
Eww! What's that?
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251. Woman #2:
It's an arm.
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252. It's eight arms.
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253. - ( Bob and Amy gasp )
- ( screaming )
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254. PRETTY SCARY, HUH?
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255. COME ON,
THE SQUID'S WEARING A WATCH.
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256. ( gasps )
CATHERINE THE GREAT.
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257. - ( beeps )
- ( sighs ) 1:00 A.M.
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258. ONLY SEVEN MORE HOURS
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259. COME ON, TEDDY, FOCUS.
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260. I'M SORRY, MRS. WENTZ,
DID I WAKE YOU?
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261. MRS. WENTZ?
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262. - ( organ music playing )
- ARE YOU OKAY?
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263. - OH NO.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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264. SHE'S SLEEP-PLAYING.
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265. SHE'S WHAT?
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266. YOU KNOW HOW SOME
PEOPLE SLEEPWALK
AND SLEEP-TALK?
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267. MY MOM PLAYS
THE ORGAN IN HER SLEEP.
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268. CAN YOU WAKE HER UP?
I HAVE TO STUDY.
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269. YOU CAN'T WAKE UP
A SLEEPWALKER.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
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270. SHE'LL BE DONE SOON.
AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T
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271. IT'S HER SALUTE TO AMERICA.
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272. THIS'LL TAKE A WHILE.
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273. UNBELIEVABLE.
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274. - WHERE YOU GOING?
- MY CAR, I GUESS.
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275. GOTTA FIND
A QUIET PLACE TO STUDY.
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276. IS IT OVER?
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277. - ( hydraulics whirring )
- CHARLES II.
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278. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- ( chains clanking )
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279. YOU CAN'T TOW MY CAR!
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280. I HAVE A FINAL!
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281. CHARLIE, I WANNA TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
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282. - ABOUT WHAT
I SAID YESTERDAY...
- BOB, BOB, GET OVER—
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283. I WAS WRONG. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MOM
AND DAD FORGETTING YOU.
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284. THEY MIGHT BE BUSY,
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285. BUT THEY LOVE US
VERY MUCH.
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286. - THAT IS SO SWEET.
- WHAT IS?
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287. COME ON.
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288. WELL, I GUESS GABE ENJOYS
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289. YEAH, SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT.
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290. HEY, YOU KNOW,
IF WE WERE TO FORGET HIM,
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291. JUST EVERY NOW AND THEN...
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292. THAT WOULD BE
GOOD PARENTING.
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293. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I'M GOING
TO DO MY PART
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294. AND FORGET HIM
THIS WEEK.
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295. AND I SHALL IGNORE HIM
ALL WEEKEND.
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296. MMM. FEELS GOOD.
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297. YEAH, IT ALWAYS FEELS GOOD
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
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298. WELL, DUNCAN,
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299. DID YOU MASTER THE ART
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IN 24 HOURS?
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300. ACTUALLY, NO.
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301. THEN WHAT
ARE YOU WEARING
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302. LOOK, MY PARENTS
ARE OUT THERE.
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303. THEY REALLY WANNA
SEE ME GRADUATE.
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304. SO I CAME BACK HERE
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305. AND HUMANITY AND—
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306. DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE
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307. NOT SINCE I STARTED
WEARING THE WHISTLE.
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308. Man over P.A.:
I'd like to welcome this year's
South High graduating class!
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309. - ( crowd cheering )
- I'LL SEE YOU IN THE FALL,
DUNCAN.
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310. HEY.
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311. DAD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING IN HERE?
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312. EMMETT JUST TOLD ME
EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON,
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313. SO I'M HERE
TO HELP YOU GRADUATE.
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314. FORGET IT. IT'S OVER.
I CAN'T DO IT.
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315. OH YES, YOU CAN.
YOU'RE A DUNCAN.
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316. YOU'VE GOT SQUARE DANCING
IN YOUR BLOOD.
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317. IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS
A SQUARE DANCING CHAMPION
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318. WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.
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319. ARE YOU "DO-SI-DO DUNCAN"?
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320. WHATEVER, WHATEVER,
WHATEVER, WHATEVER.
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321. THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU, DAD,
BUT HOW DOES THAT HELP ME?
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322. - IT HELPS YOU LIKE THIS.
- ( square dance music
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323. OKAY, START WITH
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324. HEY,
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
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325. - ( laughs )
- DANG!
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326. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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327. - DOES THAT MEAN—
- YOU CAN GRADUATE, CUPCAKE.
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328. WHOO!
COME ON, LET'S GO.
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329. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
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330. SIR,
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331. IT WAS AN HONOR
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THE SQUARE.
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332. WELL, I'LL BE BACK.
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333. I GOT A DAUGHTER
WHO CAN'T DANCE, EITHER.
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334. Great news, Charlie.
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335. Guess who got an "A"
on her European history final.
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336. Turns out the perfect place
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337. is at a tow truck office
at 6:00 in the morning.
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338. Well, I am
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339. - And speaking of proud—
- I graduated! Yeah!
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340. It's upside down,
honey.
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341. I still graduated.
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342. In other news,
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343. everyone in the family
has picked out two names
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344. Mom and Dad are gonna
choose from one of these.
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345. So any favorites, Mom?
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346. I'm not saying.
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347. I see that "Candy"
and "Hot Dog" have
made a reappearance.
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348. If you're watching this
with your little brother
Hot Dog,
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349. wish him lots
of good luck, Charlie.
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350. HEY, GUYS,
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351. MOM AND DAD WERE TALKING
ABOUT THIS THING CALLED
POTTY TRAINING.
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352. WHAT'S THAT?
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353. YOU KNOW THAT ROOM
AT THE END OF THE HALL?
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354. THE ONE
WITH THE WEIRD CHAIR?
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355. YEAH, THAT CHAIR IS
CALLED A TOILET.
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356. THEY'RE GONNA MAKE US
LEARN HOW TO USE IT.
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357. TOILET?
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358. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE CURRENT SYSTEM?
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359. I AM VERY HAPPY
IN DIAPERS.
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360. ME, TOO.
I LOVE DIAPERS.
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361. NOT LOVING THIS ONE,
THOUGH.
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362. YEAH,
I COULD GO FOR A CHANGE.
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363. SHALL WE?
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364. COMING!
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365. YOU DON'T GET THAT KIND
OF SERVICE ON THE TOILET.
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