1. - ( TV playing )
- OKAY, SO THAT'S
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3. ( laughs ) SPLIT END?
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4. WHAT DO THEY CALL HIM AFTER
HE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONS?
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5. YEAH, LET'S NOT
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6. HEY, WE SHOULD TALK
ABOUT PROM.
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7. SO I WAS THINKING,
IF YOU SHOW UP BY 6:00,
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8. THEN WE CAN DO
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9. - THEN IF WE LEFT BY 6:30—
- TEDDY, HOLD ON.
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10. WELL, I JUST ASSUMED.
I MEAN, WE'RE BOYFRIEND
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11. YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I STILL
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12. IT'S KIND OF HOW IT'S DONE.
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13. FINE, GO AHEAD, ASK ME.
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14. TEDDY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
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15. - NO.
- WAIT. WHAT?
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16. WELL, FIRST YOU MAKE
A WHOLE BIG DEAL OUT
OF THE INVITATION,
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17. THEN YOU JUST
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18. WHERE'S THE ROMANCE,
THE HEART?
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19. MAYBE I SHOULD START OVER.
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20. YEAH, I THINK
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21. - TEDDY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO TO THE—
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
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22. GO OUTSIDE.
START OVER THERE.
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23. GO ON, GO ON.
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24. IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS,
DO IT RIGHT.
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25. I'LL GET IT.
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26. TEDDY DUNCAN,
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27. WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR
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28. OF ALLOWING ME
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29. OH, YOU'RE TEARING UP.
OH, MY GOSH.
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30. OF COURSE
I'LL GO WITH YOU, BABY.
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31. - GOT STUCK BY A THORN,
DIDN'T YOU?
- UH-HUH.
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32. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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33. I'M LOOKING THROUGH MY YEARBOOK,
TRYING TO FIND A PROM DATE.
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34. YEAH, AND I'M WATCHING HIM
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35. TO AVOID WHEN I'M
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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36. P.J.,
PROM'S THIS SATURDAY.
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37. YOU MIGHT WANNA HURRY UP.
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38. OH, IT'S OKAY.
I'VE SEEN HIS REPORT CARD.
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39. HE'LL PROBABLY HAVE
TWO MORE SENIOR PROMS.
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40. HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT CYNTHIA MARKOWSKI?
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41. SHE WAS IN THE GIFTED PROGRAM
AND GRADUATED EARLY.
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42. STUPID SMART PEOPLE.
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43. HEY, WHAT ABOUT
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44. - SHE'S PRETTY CUTE.
- THAT'S A GUY.
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45. WHO WAS YOUR DATE LAST YEAR?
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46. I WENT WITH A GROUP.
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47. SO NOW WE'RE CALLING
EMMETT A GROUP?
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48. THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOMEBODY OUT THERE FOR ME.
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49. I JUST HOPE I FIND HER
IN TIME.
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50. - HI.
- HI.
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51. HERE'S YOUR PIZZA.
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52. THANKS.
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53. WITH ANY LUCK,
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54. P.J. MAY HAVE JUST
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55. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
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56. SURE, ANYTHING.
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57. DO YOU GUYS HAVE
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58. YEAH, IT'S GONNA TAKE
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59. GET OVER THERE.
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60. WELL, THINGS LOOK GOOD.
THE BABY'S DOING GREAT,
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61. BUT I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED
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62. I REALLY HAVEN'T
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63. NO, I MEAN HIM.
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64. JUST KIDDING.
WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN
HERE, RIGHT, MARCIA?
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65. SO WOULD YOU LIKE A DVD
OF YOUR ULTRASOUND?
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66. - YES.
- NO.
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67. I THOUGHT WE AGREED
WE WANTED TO WAIT TO FIND
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68. WE WANT TO BE SURPRISED.
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69. I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES.
I WANT TO KNOW.
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70. AND THE PERSON CARRYING
THE BABY
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71. THINKS IT'S BETTER NOT
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72. WE'D LIKE TO BE SURPRISED.
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73. PUT THIS IN
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74. THAT'S OKAY.
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75. WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
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76. AS LONG AS OUR BABY BOY
IS HEALTHY, RIGHT, DOC?
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77. MM.
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78. I MEAN, THE MAIN THING
IS THAT OUR BABY GIRL
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79. IS DOING GREAT,
RIGHT, DOC?
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80. BOB, HONEY,
THE MAN'S NOT AN IDIOT.
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81. HE HAS A MEDICAL DEGREE.
RIGHT, DOC?
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82. THANKS.
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83. THAT WAS A REALLY
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84. TAYLOR, IN MY EXPERIENCE,
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85. YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG
WITH MINI GOLF.
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86. P.J.,
I KNOW WE JUST MET,
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87. BUT CAN I ASK
YOU SOMETHING?
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88. OKAY, BUT NOTHING TOO HARD,
'CAUSE THIS DATE'S GOING
REALLY WELL.
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89. MY SENIOR PROM
IS THIS SATURDAY,
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90. AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WOULD LIKE
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91. - UH-OH.
- TOO HARD?
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92. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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93. IT'S JUST MY SENIOR PROM
IS ALSO THIS SATURDAY.
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94. I WAS REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT IT,
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95. AND I WAS GONNA
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96. OH.
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97. BUT YOU ASKED ME FIRST,
SO YES.
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98. OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I WOULD HAVE SAID YES.
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99. YES!
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100. - THEN IT'S A DATE?
- ABSOLUTELY.
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101. WAIT, WHOSE PROM
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102. MINE, I THINK.
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103. - YEAH, YEAH.
- YEAH.
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104. AND AFTER THE BABY'S BORN,
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105. MOMMY AND DADDY WILL BRING
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106. BUT WHEN DO THEY
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107. CHARLIE, THEY DON'T
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108. I KNOW.
I TRIED WITH GABE.
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109. TEDDY, THERE YOU ARE.
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110. HEY, LISTEN,
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'VE
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111. NO, I REALLY NEED
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112. OR NOT.
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113. MOM, I NEED TO BUY A DRESS.
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114. I CAN'T JUST WEAR SOMETHING
FROM MY CLOSET.
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115. MAYBE NOT YOUR CLOSET.
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116. I DON'T LIKE
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117. LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
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118. THAT SEEMED TRAGIC
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119. BUT IS NOW FINALLY
GONNA HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.
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120. I REALLY DON'T LIKE
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121. THE YEAR WAS 1988,
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122. AND A YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
AMY BLANKENHOOPER
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123. WAS ON HER WAY
TO THE PROM WITH HER
THIRD CHOICE BOB DUNCAN.
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124. BUT ALAS, ALL WOULD NOT
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125. KNOWING THIS STORY
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126. TEDDY SAT DOWN.
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127. BOB DIDDLEBOCK,
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128. TOOK HIS DATE OUT
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129. BOB DUNCAN HAD A COUPON
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130. ANYWAY, IT WAS
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131. AND AMY TRIED TO KEEP UP
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132. WHICH WAS HER
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133. A MISTAKE THAT HER
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134. WOULD PAY FOR DEARLY.
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135. SO WHAT
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136. DID YOU PUKE
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137. WELL, IN 1988,
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138. EWWW.
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139. NOW THIS SAD LITTLE STORY
IS FINALLY GONNA HAVE
A HAPPY ENDING.
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140. TEDDY, DON'T YOU SEE?
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141. I SAVED THAT PROM DRESS
ALL THESE YEARS
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142. SO THAT YOU COULD WEAR IT
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143. I'LL GO GET IT.
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144. MOM, YOU REALLY
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145. - ( Teddy gasps )
- BA-BAM!
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146. TEDDY, WHEN THIS DRESS
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147. IT'LL ALMOST BE LIKE
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148. I WISH IT WERE YOU.
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149. AND, CHARLIE,
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150. MAYBE YOU CAN
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151. NO, THANK YOU, MOMMY.
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152. OKAY.
WHATCHA DOING, DAD?
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153. OH, JUST THINKING
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154. YEAH, I LIKE TO DO
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155. JUST IN CASE SOMEONE WANTS
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156. PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES
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157. YOU KNOW,
ALL I WANT TO KNOW
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158. IS IF IT'S GONNA BE
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159. BUT YOUR MOTHER WANTS
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160. WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT
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161. YOU HAVE A BRAIN
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162. OF COURSE I DO.
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163. IT'S JUST THAT YOUR MOTHER'S
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164. WHEN MY BRAIN
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165. DAD, YOU CAN'T JUST DO
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166. YOU HAVE TO STAND UP
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167. YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO
CALL THE DOCTOR AND YOU
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168. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
- RIGHT?
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169. - I MEAN,
I AM THE BABY'S FATHER.
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170. YES, I DO HAVE SOME RIGHTS.
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171. HELLO.
MARCIA, BOB DUNCAN.
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172. I DON'T WANNA
BOTHER THE DOCTOR.
I WAS JUST— COULD YOU—
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173. FOR ME, COULD YOU JUST TAKE
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174. AND JUST TELL ME IF WE'RE
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175. UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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176. OKAY, SURE.
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177. ALL RIGHT,
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178. WOULD I PLEASE HOLD
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179. WELL, FACE IT, DAD.
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180. YOUR BRAIN'S NO MATCH
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181. BUT LUCKY FOR YOU,
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182. IS IT AN EVIL PLAN?
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183. NO, NO, NO.
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184. IT'S A PLAN
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185. OF COURSE, IT'S AN EVIL PLAN.
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186. I DON'T KNOW.
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187. OH, COME ON.
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188. ISN'T THAT WHY YOU CAME TO ME
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189. YEAH.
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190. - WOW! YOU LOOK GREAT.
- SO DO YOU.
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191. - COME ON IN.
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192. HERE WE ARE.
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193. - WHAT IS THIS?
- IT'S THE PROM.
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194. YOUR PROM IS HERE
IN YOUR HOUSE?
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195. YEAH, I'M HOMESCHOOLED.
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196. HUH.
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197. SO THIS IS THE WHOLE PROM?
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198. JUST YOU AND ME
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199. AND SOME OLD LADY?
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200. OH, THAT'S MY GRANDMA.
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201. SHE'S ALSO THE DJ.
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202. WHY'S SHE WEARING
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203. BECAUSE THE THEME
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204. IS "SOUTH OF THE BORDER."
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205. OH, OKAY,
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206. FOR A SECOND THERE,
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207. HOLA, KIDS!
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208. LET THE FIESTA BEGIN.
OLE!
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209. P.J., THIS IS MY MOM.
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210. - HI.
- HI.
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211. AND MY BIOLOGY TEACHER
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212. - AND MY MATH TEACHER.
- ALL RIGHT, PICTURE TIME.
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213. NOW SMILE.
IT'S FOR THE YEARBOOK.
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214. I KNOW THIS IS
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215. I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE TOLD
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216. MIGHT HAVE BEEN GOOD
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217. OH, EXCUSE ME.
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218. WELL, AT LEAST IT'S
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219. HI— YEE!
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220. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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221. I, UH—
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222. UH—
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223. NO, RELAX,
I'VE GOT A DIFFERENT
DRESS HIDDEN IN THE BUSHES.
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224. WELL, THEN WHY ARE
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225. TEDDY, YOU ALMOST LOOK
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226. IN THAT DRESS AS I DID.
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227. NEVER MIND.
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228. OKAY, PICTURE TIME.
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229. OKAY, BACK IT UP.
YOU'RE CRUSHING THE RUFFLES.
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230. - ( camera shutter clicks )
- GOOD ONE.
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231. OKAY, OVER HERE.
OVER HERE.
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232. OVER HERE.
CHIN DOWN, SPENCER.
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233. OKAY, MOM, COME ON,
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234. OKAY, HAVE FUN.
OH, WAIT! WAIT.
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235. I ALMOST FORGOT.
I HAVE A SURPRISE.
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236. THE MATCHING HAT!
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237. OH!
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238. OH, NOW MY HEAD CAN BE
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239. - HEY, EXCUSE ME,
ARE YOU DR. KARP?
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240. HI, I'M GABE DUNCAN.
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241. - OH!
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
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242. AND THIS IS CHARLIE.
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243. YOU KNOW,
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244. WITH THE NEW
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245. HEY, CHARLIE,
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246. HERE'S THE MAN WHO CAN
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247. TALK TO HIM.
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248. WILL I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER
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249. AWWW,
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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250. SHE SAID, "A WITTLE SISTO
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251. WHO CAN SAY NO TO THAT?
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252. I COULD.
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253. WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR WOULD
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254. A DOCTOR WHO'S GOT A LITTLE
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255. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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256. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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257. I'LL BE IN THE EXAM ROOM.
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258. GABE, GET THE DVD.
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259. OKAY. HEY.
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260. HEY, CHARLIE,
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261. I'LL GIVE YOU
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262. - OKAY.
- OKAY, COME ON.
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263. FIND HIM.
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264. OH, NO!
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265. MY "WITTLE SISTO" HAS RUN
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266. SHE CAN'T GO IN THERE.
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267. "DALEY, DAVIS."
OH, "DUNCAN." GOT IT.
DAD, COME ON.
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268. OH, THERE YOU ARE,
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269. WHERE'S MY CANDY?
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270. CANDY.
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271. FOR RUNNING AWAY?
OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
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272. COME ON.
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273. SO HOW DO I LOOK?
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274. AMAZING.
YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE.
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275. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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276. LET'S GET IN THERE
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277. - ( cell phone beeps )
- OH, WHO'S TEXTING ME?
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278. OH, IT'S P.J.
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279. - Well, here's my prom night.
- ( dance music playing )
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281. So what was supposed
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283. But I guess
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285. POOR P.J.
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286. IT'S HIS SENIOR PROM
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287. YEAH, THAT'S A SHAME.
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288. OKAY, LET'S GO IN.
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289. DR. KARP, HAVE YOU SEEN
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290. - I CAN'T FIND IT.
- AMY DUNCAN?
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291. NO, ANGELA DUNCAN.
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292. THE ONE WHO'S
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293. AWWW, MAN, I'M NEVER
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294. HEY, LOOK OUT, EVERYONE.
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295. THIS PROM'S OFFICIALLY
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296. - Spencer: YEAH, ALL RIGHT!
- YEAH, UH-HUH!
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297. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
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298. WE GOT YOUR TEXT
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299. AND YOUR PROM
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300. - RIGHT.
- THAT WE JUST HAD TO COME.
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301. YEAH, WHAT A RELIEF TO BE AWAY
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302. LAUGHING AND HAVING FUN.
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303. THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER.
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304. TEDDY, YOU GAVE UP
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305. OH, PLEASE.
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306. GOING TO PROM AT REGULAR
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307. THANK YOU.
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308. HELLO, P.J.,
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309. WHAT'S MOM DOING HERE?
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310. DID YOU SEND THAT TEXT
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311. YEAH, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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312. GRANDMA WAS GETTING KINDA
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313. SHE CAN'T SEE ME
IN THIS DRESS. IS THERE
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314. - THERE'S A DOOR
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315. - COVER FOR ME.
- WAIT—
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316. - HI, EVERYONE.
- HEY, HEY!
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317. MOM, DAD, WHAT ARE
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318. WELL, WE COULDN'T GO
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319. SO WE THOUGHT,
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320. AWW, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
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321. - Spencer: HEY, THERE.
- HEY, SPENCER,
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322. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHERE'S TEDDY?
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323. SHE'LL BE BACK IN,
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324. - YEAH, SPEAKING OF THREE,
HONEY, WE REALLY NEED TO TALK.
- Teddy: I'M BACK!
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325. I'M BACK. HI.
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326. WHY IS YOUR DRESS
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327. OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
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328. THE REASON WHY I DIDN'T
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329. IS BECAUSE I—
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331. ON— ON ME.
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332. SEE, THE PROBLEM
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334. IS THAT IT ONLY WORKS
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335. NO ONE CAN DO JUSTICE
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336. TEDDY, TEDDY,
TEDDY, TEDDY.
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338. THAT I PUT THAT DRESS
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339. BECAUSE WE ARE AT A PROM
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340. WELL, THE ANSWER WOULD
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341. LET'S GO CHANGE.
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342. OKAY.
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343. YOU DON'T MIND BEING HERE?
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344. AS LONG AS I'M WITH YOU,
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345. AWWW.
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346. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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347. I HOPE I GET
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348. BUT I DON'T KNOW,
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349. - WHERE YOU GOING?
- THE REC ROOM.
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350. HONEY, THIS PROBABLY ISN'T
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351. TO HEAR AT YOUR PROM,
BUT YOU REMEMBER
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352. - WE DECIDED NOT TO LOOK AT?
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353. - I LOOKED.
- WHAT? OH, BOB.
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354. DON'T TELL ME, OKAY?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHAT WE'RE HAVING.
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355. - WELL, CAN I AT LEAST TELL
YOU HOW MANY WE'RE HAVING?
- WHAT?
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356. HONEY,
WE'RE HAVING TRIPLETS.
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357. OH, COME ON, WHY WOULDN'T
THE DOCTOR TELL ME?
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358. I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I SAW THEM.
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359. ONE, TWO, THREE.
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360. YOU MEAN...
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361. SEVEN KIDS.
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362. WOW.
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363. I THINK I'M GONNA HURL.
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364. - ( retches )
- OH!
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365. WOW! LOOK AT THAT.
SHE HIT THE EXACT SAME SPOT.
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366. OKAY, HONEY,
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367. LET'S GET YOU
TO THE NURSE.
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368. Well, Charlie, they say
you never forget your prom,
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369. but I'm gonna try real hard.
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370. P.J., where you going
all dressed up?
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371. Taylor's graduation.
Back in, like, 20.
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372. Turns out, good news,
Mom's not really
having triplets.
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373. Oh, and I took
Mom's prom dress
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374. to the dry cleaners,
where it got destroyed.
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375. Cost me 10 bucks extra.
You'll thank me for it later.
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376. What did you just say?
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377. Wish me good luck,
Charlie.
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378. HEY, DR. KARP,
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379. WELL, MY GRANDMOTHER HAS A VERY
IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
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380. - HEY, GRANDMA.
- WELL, HELLO!
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381. YOU'RE GRANDMA DUNCAN?
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382. OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
CALL ME GLADYS?
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383. ANYWHO,
I AM DYING TO KNOW
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384. IF MY NEW GRANDCHILD
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385. IS A BOY OR A GIRL.
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386. I WAS WONDERING
THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU.
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387. ( sighs )
DR. KARP—
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388. - MOM?
- OH, HELLO, SON.
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389. SO SHE REALLY IS YOUR—
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390. YEAH, PRETTY FREAKY,
ISN'T IT?
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391. ( sighs )
WELL, DOCTOR, OUT WITH IT.
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392. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TELL YOU.
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393. THE NEW BABY IS
GOING TO BE A...
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