1. MAN, THIS IS SO GREAT,
GETTING TO HANG OUT
WITH YOU.
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2. I FORGOT
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3. AWW. IVY,
YOU ARE SO SWEET.
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4. I LOVE HANGING OUT
WITH YOU TOO.
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5. SHH! I'M ON VIDEO CHAT.
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6. OH! HEY, IVY,
DID YOU SEE THIS EMAIL
FROM OUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR?
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7. MM-MM. IF IT'S
FROM SCHOOL, IT GOES
STRAIGHT TO MY SPAM.
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8. WELL, THIS IS ABOUT
OUR COMMUNITY SERVICE
REQUIREMENT.
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9. IF WE DON'T GET THIS DONE,
WE DON'T GRADUATE NEXT YEAR.
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10. SEE? THIS IS WHY
I DON'T OPEN EMAILS
FROM SCHOOL.
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11. THEY ALWAYS
STRESS ME OUT.
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12. OH NO, IT GETS WORSE.
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13. SEE, BECAUSE WE WAITED
SO LONG,
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14. THERE ARE
ONLY TWO JOBS LEFT.
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15. THE FIRST ONE INCLUDES
HELPING OLD PEOPLE—
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16. - PASS.
- BUT YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.
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17. YOU LOST ME
AT "OLD PEOPLE."
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18. ( chuckles )
SO WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE?
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19. INTERNING AT K-QUI,
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20. - THAT PUBLIC RADIO STATION.
- YOU MEAN THE ONE WHERE...
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21. ( softly )
EVERYONE TALKS LIKE THIS.
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22. ( softly )
YES. YES, THAT'S THE ONE.
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23. MAN, I HATE
THAT STATION.
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24. WELL, WOULD YOU RATHER
BATHE OLD PEOPLE?
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25. ( softly )
AND WE'RE ON THE AIR.
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26. HEY, BOB, HONEY,
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
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27. - WE SHOULD HAVE A BABY—
- NO!
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28. NO MORE BABIES!
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29. WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH?
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30. I WAS GOING TO SAY
WE SHOULD HAVE A BABY SHOWER.
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31. OH.
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32. YOU SHOULD REALLY RUN YOUR WORDS
TOGETHER A LITTLE FASTER.
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33. IS A BABY SHOWER EVEN
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34. IT IS WHEN YOU GAVE AWAY
ALL YOUR OTHER BABY STUFF
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35. BECAUSE YOU WERE
ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN
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36. YOU WEREN'T GONNA HAVE
ANOTHER ONE.
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37. WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME FOR?
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38. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME FOR?
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39. SO...
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40. THROWING YOURSELF
A BABY SHOWER, HUH?
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41. I AM NOT THROWING MYSELF
A BABY SHOWER.
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42. THAT'S TACKY.
I JUST NEED
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43. TO TRICK SOMEONE
INTO THROWING IT FOR ME.
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44. - BUT WHO?
- ( doorbell rings )
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45. OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET IT.
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46. - HI.
- MARY LOU WENTZ.
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47. COME ON IN.
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48. ( laughs )
THANK YOU, AMY.
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49. I WAS JUST TALKING
TO BOB ABOUT YOU.
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50. - REALLY?
- I WAS JUST TELLING HIM
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51. HOW YOU'RE
MY VERY BEST FRIEND.
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52. OH.
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53. AND YOU'RE—
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54. I'M JUST HERE
TO PICK UP IVY.
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55. MARY LOU,
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
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56. HAVE A SEAT.
TAKE A LOAD OFF.
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57. OH, I THINK
I'M JUST GONNA
LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
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58. SO WHAT'S
MY BEST FRIEND UP TO?
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59. THAT WOULD BE YOU.
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60. OH, RIGHT RIGHT.
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61. WELL, NOT MUCH.
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62. GREAT GREAT.
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63. WELL, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DO,
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64. YOU COULD THROW A BABY SHOWER
FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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65. THAT WOULD BE ME.
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66. OH. A BABY SHOWER?
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67. YES, DOESN'T IT
SOUND FUN?
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68. OKAY, I WILL DO
ALL THE WORK.
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69. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
SHOW UP AND HOST IT.
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70. OKAY, I GUESS
I COULD DO THAT.
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71. GREAT.
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72. OH, AND I WANT IT
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73. BUT YOU ALREADY
KNOW ABOUT IT.
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74. I MEAN WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
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75. OH, MARY LOU,
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76. HONEY,
I'M AN INCREDIBLE ACTRESS,
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77. ( laughs )
TRY ME. JUST, UMM,
TELL ME SOMETHING SAD.
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78. UM, YOUR DOG IS SICK.
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79. ( sobs )
WHAT? NO!
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80. ( wailing )
I CAN'T BEAR IT!
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81. NO! WHY? OH WHY?
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82. - ( grunts )
- ( squeaks )
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83. ( shouts ) IVY!
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84. HEY. ( laughs )
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85. GREAT NEWS!
MY FRIEND RICHIE'S
GOT A KIDNEY STONE.
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86. YES! YEAH!
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87. WAIT. WHY IS THAT
GREAT NEWS?
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88. BECAUSE HE CAN'T USE
HIS FRONT-ROW TICKETS
TO THE HOCKEY GAME
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89. WHICH MEANS I GET TO GO
AND I GET TO BRING ONE OF YOU.
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90. - Both: OH!
TAKE ME! TAKE ME!
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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91. YOU GUYS NEED
TO WORK THIS OUT,
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92. BECAUSE I CAN'T PICK
A FAVORITE.
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93. I MEAN, I'VE GOT ONE,
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94. I JUST CAN'T SAY
WHO IT IS.
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95. OKAY. HEY,
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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96. WE'LL FLIP A COIN,
ALL RIGHT?
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97. HEADS I WIN,
TAILS YOU LOSE.
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98. NO NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
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99. I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S
WRONG ABOUT THAT,
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100. BUT I KNOW
I'M BEING TRICKED.
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101. OKAY, I'LL THINK
OF A NUMBER IN MY HEAD
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102. AND WE'LL GUESS AND SEE
WHO COMES THE CLOSEST.
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103. GABE, I'M NOT FALLING
FOR THAT AGAIN.
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104. - FINE.
- OUT OF CURIOSITY,
WAS IT SIX?
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105. - YUP.
- DANG IT! MMM!
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106. ( softly, slowly )
AND NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK
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107. AT OUR NATIONAL NEWS.
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108. OKAY, SO REMEMBER,
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109. IF WE'RE GONNA GET
THESE JOBS, WE'VE GOTTA
COME ACROSS AS SMART.
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110. SO WE LOVE BOOKS,
WE LOVE OPERA,
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111. BOOKS ABOUT OPERA,
OPERAS ABOUT BOOKS.
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112. RIGHT, GOT IT, GOT IT.
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113. - YEAH.
- ACT ALL BRAINYISH
AND STUFF.
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114. AND LET ME DO
THE TALKING.
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115. THE LOWER HOUSE
OF THE LEGISLATURE
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116. PASSED THE BILL
BY A VOTE OF 92-68.
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117. AND THEN IT WAS SENT
TO THE UPPER CHAMBER.
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118. MORE TO COME ON THIS
FAST-BREAKING STORY.
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119. THIS IS K-QUI,
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120. THE QUIET STATION.
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121. - WELL, HELLO, GIRLS.
- Teddy: HI.
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122. I'M DIANE VANDERWEIS,
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123. STATION MANAGER
AND ON-AIR PERSONALITY.
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124. OH, I'M TEDDY.
CHARMED.
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125. AND I'M IVY.
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126. AS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
ONCE SAID, "HELLO."
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127. WELL, I'M SURE HE DID SAY
THAT AT SOME POINT.
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128. OH YES, HE— HE DID.
WE LOOKED IT UP IN A BOOK.
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129. AND HEARD IT
IN AN OPERA.
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130. OKAY. SO TELL ME,
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131. AND YOU FAMILIAR
WITH K.Q.U.I.?
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132. - NO, WHAT'S THAT?
- OH, UH...
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133. SHE'S KIDDING.
SHE KNOWS THAT K.Q.U.I.
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134. IS THE RADIO STATION THAT
WE ARE IN. RIGHT, IVY?
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135. AS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
ONCE SAID, "YES."
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136. OKAY. HAVE YOU HEARD
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137. OUR AWARD-WINNING PROGRAM
"FRUIT TALK"?
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138. OH, "FRUIT TALK."
YEAH, I LOVE THAT SHOW.
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139. I FIND IT
BOTH FRUITY AND TALKY.
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140. WELL, THAT'S GREAT,
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141. BECAUSE THAT'S THE SHOW
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
WORKING ON.
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142. WELCOME TO
THE K-QUI FAMILY, GIRLS.
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143. - THANK YOU, DIANE.
- ( chuckles )
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144. WE ARE— WE'RE REALLY
VERY EXCITED.
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145. MM-HMM. NOW CAN YOU JUST
SIGN THIS FORM FOR SCHOOL?
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146. I SIGN THAT AFTER
YOU DO THE WORK.
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147. IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.
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148. - HEY.
- HEY, HONEY.
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149. - WHAT YOU DOING?
- MAKING OUT THE GUEST LIST
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150. FOR MY BABY SHOWER.
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151. YOU'RE INVITING
YOUR EX-BOSS KAREN?
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152. - I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T LIKE HER?
- HONEY, I CAN'T STAND HER.
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153. BUT SHE MARRIED
A RICH GUY
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154. AND THAT MEANS
AN EXPENSIVE PRESENT.
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155. I LIKE PRESENTS.
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156. CHARLIE. PLEASE, HONEY,
DON'T BE GREEDY, OKAY?
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157. THIS PARTY'S FOR MOMMY.
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158. WAIT. WHY IS DEBBIE DOOLEY
A QUESTION MARK?
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159. 'CAUSE, HONEY, I'M NOT SURE
I CAN HANDLE THE VOICE.
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160. ( Jersey accent )
I'M DEBBIE DOOLEY.
HOW YA DOIN'?
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161. OH, IT GIVES ME
A HEADACHE.
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162. - SO YOU'RE NOT INVITING HER?
- OH, I'M INVITING HER.
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163. THE GIRL CAN BAKE.
OF COURSE, THEN YOU HAVE
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164. "HERE'S A SNICKERDOODLE
JUST FOR YOU-DLE."
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165. NOW ALL I HAVE
TO DO IS EMAIL
THIS LIST TO MARY LOU,
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166. AND THEN SHE CAN REPLY
WITH A BUNCH OF SMILEY FACES.
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167. OH, THAT WOMAN IS
TOO PERKY.
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168. ( laughing )
OKAY, SO WE'VE GOT—
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169. WE GOT TOO PERKY,
WE GOT TOO ANNOYING
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170. AND WE GOT SOMEBODY
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171. THIS SOUNDS LIKE
AN AWFUL PARTY.
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172. BOB, PLEASE,
THESE ARE MY DEAREST FRIENDS
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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173. HEY, DAD.
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174. P.J.
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175. - YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.
- MMM.
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176. HEY, GREAT NEWS,
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177. GABE AND I WORKED IT OUT,
AND WE DECIDED
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178. THAT I WOULD BE GOING
TO THE GAME WITH YOU.
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179. - JUST YOU.
- MM-HMM. THAT'S RIGHT.
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180. - MMM.
- ( gasps ) HEY.
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181. GUYS, I'M SORRY.
I CAN ONLY TAKE ONE OF YOU.
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182. - TAKE ME.
- NO NO, TAKE ME.
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183. - I LOVE YOU MORE.
- NO, I LOVE YOU MORE.
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184. - HEY HEY HEY!
- NO, I LOVE YOU MORE.
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185. I HAVE DREAMED OF YOU GUYS
HAVING THIS ARGUMENT—
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186. JUST NOT WHILE YOU'RE
WEARING THE SAME PANTS.
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187. ( Jersey accent )
I'M DEBBIE DOOLEY.
HOW YA DOIN'?
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188. MARY LOU WENTZ.
WELCOME.
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189. SORRY I'M LATE.
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190. THE COMMUTE WAS A BEAR.
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191. OH. I THOUGHT YOU LIVED
ACROSS THE STREET.
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192. I DO. GOTCHA!
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193. - HERE COMES AMY!
- OOH! EVERYBODY HIDE!
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194. OH MY GOODNESS.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
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195. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE TO HI—
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196. SURPRISE!
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197. WHA— WHAT IS THIS?
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198. A PARTY FOR ME?
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199. I— I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
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200. ( laughing )
OH MY GOSH,
THIS IS SO FUNNY.
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201. YOU GUYS REALLY GOT ME.
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202. - ( crying ) AND NOW
I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL.
- Debbie: AWW.
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203. A SHOWER?
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204. FOR MY FIFTH BABY?
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205. IT ALMOST SEEMS
INAPPROPRIATE.
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206. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
WHEN I GOT THE INVITE.
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207. OH, KAREN, I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.
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208. OH, WELL, I'VE BEEN
GETTING INVITED TO A LOT
OF THINGS LATELY.
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209. I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE HEARD,
BUT I MARRIED WELL.
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210. WHOA. YES,
THAT'S VERY SPARKLY AS WELL.
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211. I'M JUST GLAD
TO HAVE YOUR PRESENT—
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212. YOU PRESENT—
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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213. ( chuckles )
SO, MARY LOU,
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214. WHAT FUN SHOWER GAMES
DID YOU PLAN?
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215. ( whispers )
SHOWER GAMES?
YOU SAID JUST SHOW UP.
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216. WELL, A TREASURE HUNT
YOU SAY?
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217. OH WOW.
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218. OH, MARY LOU,
YOU PRINTED MAPS
AND EVERYTHING?
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219. WOW, MARY LOU,
YOU SURE KNOW HOW
TO THROW A SHOWER.
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220. WELL, I PUT A LOT
OF WORK INTO IT.
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221. ( whispers )
YEAH, LEAVE THE ACTING TO ME.
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222. ( softly )
I'M MIKE CANNAGHER,
AND YOU'RE LISTENING
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223. TO A VERY SPECIAL EDITION
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224. OF "FRUIT TALK."
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225. IT'S AN APPLE-PALOOZA.
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226. MMM-MMM!
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227. APPLES, APPLES, APPLES.
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228. ALL DIFFERENT KINDS
OF APPLES.
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229. FUJI.
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230. ROME.
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231. PINK LADY.
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232. MclNTOSH!
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233. - UH-UH.
- ( clicks )
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234. I'LL NEVER MAKE IT
THROUGH FIVE HOURS OF THIS.
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235. WELL, WE HAVE TO, IVY.
IF WE DON'T GET
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236. THAT FORM SIGNED,
WE DON'T GRADUATE.
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237. - ( clicks )
- ( over speakers )
Red delicious.
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238. GRANNY SMITH.
BRAEBURN.
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239. THEN AGAIN,
GRADUATION'S OVERRATED.
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240. NOW I'M KINDA WISHING
WE STAYED AT THE BABY SHOWER.
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241. I MEAN, IT LOOKED BORING,
BUT NOT THIS BORING.
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242. - ( clicks )
- IT'S GOTTA GET BETTER.
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243. WAIT, WE'RE NOT
GETTING ANY SOUND.
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244. TOLD YOU
IT'D GET BETTER.
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245. MAYBE THE MIC'S DEAD.
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246. NO, MIKE'S DEAD.
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247. MIKE?
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248. - FEELING BETTER, MIKE?
- OH, I'M FINE.
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249. IT'S JUST
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250. TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT.
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251. WAIT. MIKE, BEFORE YOU GO,
ONE MORE THING—
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252. - COULD YOU SIGN THIS?
- WELL, YOU TWO ARE GONNA HAVE
TO DO THE REST OF THE SHOW.
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253. - WHAT?
- OH, DON'T WORRY.
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254. - IT'S ONLY FOUR HOURS.
- WELL, WE DON'T KNOW
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255. - YOU KNOW WHAT
AN APPLE IS?
- YES.
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256. YOU'RE ALL SET.
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257. YOU WANTED
TO SEE US, DAD?
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258. P.J., GABE,
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259. COME ON DOWN!
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260. - WHAT'S ALL THIS?
- YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANTS
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261. ON "LOVE THAT BOB."
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262. THIS IS THE GAME
WHERE WE FIND OUT
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263. - WHO KNOWS
THE MOST ABOUT BOB.
- ( canned applause )
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264. BROUGHT TO YOU
BY BOB'S BUGS BE GONE.
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265. AND LET'S MEET
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266. I'M P.J.
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267. ( sighs )
GABE.
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268. LOVE THAT ENTHUSIASM.
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269. - ( music plays )
- ( canned applause )
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270. ALL RIGHT.
P.J., GABE,
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271. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
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272. ABOUT YOUR FATHER,
PEST CONTROL SPECIALIST
BOB DUNCAN.
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273. WHOEVER WINDS UP
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274. WINS A TICKET
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275. - ( laughs )
- OOH.
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276. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DIVE RIGHT IN.
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277. QUESTION ONE,
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278. - "WHAT IS BOB'S"--
- DONUTS!
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279. - ( dings )
- CORRECT!
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280. - ( laughs )
- SECOND QUESTION—
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281. PIZZA.
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282. - ( dings )
- YEAH.
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283. LET'S MOVE ON
FROM THE FOOD CATEGORY.
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284. OKAY, HERE'S—
HERE'S AN EASY ONE.
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285. "WHAT IS BOB'S
MIDDLE NAME?"
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286. LOOKING FOR A MIDDLE NAME.
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287. - ( sighs )
ALL RIGHT, TIME'S UP.
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288. IT'S WILLIAM.
MOVING ON.
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289. "WILLIAM MOVING ON"?
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290. YEESH, WHAT A TERRIBLE NAME.
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291. IT'S NO WONDER
YOU NEVER USE IT.
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292. I CAN'T POSSIBLY
LOSE THIS THING.
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293. OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER EASY ONE.
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294. "HOW OLD IS BOB?"
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295. FIFT—
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296. - HEY.
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297. - SIX—
- NO NO NO.
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298. - SEVEN—
- ALL RIGHT, NEXT QUESTION!
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299. WHEN IS BOB'S BIRTHDAY?
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300. OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
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301. JANUARY 1st.
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302. - JANUARY 2nd.
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303. - JANUARY 3rd.
- ( buzzer sounds )
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304. - JANUARY 4th.
- ( buzzer sounds )
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305. OKAY, WE ARE
NOW INTO OUR...
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306. SECOND HOUR
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307. STILL WAITING
FOR THAT FIRST CALL.
( chuckles )
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308. OH, JUST A REMINDER,
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310. AND "CALL" MEANS CALL.
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311. ANYONE.
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312. ANYONE AT ALL.
( chuckles )
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313. OH, HEY. IN FACT,
WHY DON'T WE JUST GO CRAZY,
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314. OPEN IT UP TO FOODS
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315. WE COULD TALK...
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316. VEGETABLES, STEAK,
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317. SAUSAGE, BACON.
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318. DAD, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE,
PLEASE CALL.
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319. OKAY, CHARLIE,
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320. YOU READY TO HELP MOMMY
OPEN HER PRESENTS?
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321. - YES, MOMMY.
- Women: AWW.
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322. I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE ALL THINKING.
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323. I MAKE THE MOST
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324. AND LOTS OF 'EM.
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325. OKAY, BEFORE WE DO PRESENTS,
I'M JUST GONNA RUN
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326. TO THE LITTLE MOMMY'S ROOM.
BE RIGHT BACK.
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327. - OH.
- OH. ( giggles )
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328. HMM. WELL.
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329. WHAT A PRETTY GIRL
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330. MY NAME IS KAREN.
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331. MY MOMMY DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
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332. ( chuckles )
OH. OH MY.
OF COURSE SHE DOES.
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333. WHY ELSE WOULD
SHE INVITE ME
TO THE PARTY?
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334. YOU'RE RICH.
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335. OH. MM-HMM.
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336. WELL, YES, I AM RICH,
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337. WHICH MEANS
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338. TO PUT
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339. AND DRIVE AWAY!
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340. WELL, THAT WAS AWKWARD.
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341. I'M CERTAINLY GLAD
YOUR MOMMY LIKES ME.
HUH, CHARLIE?
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342. MY MOM SAYS
YOU TALK FUNNY.
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343. - PARDON ME?
- IT HURTS HER HEAD.
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344. - REALLY?
- YEAH.
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345. WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST
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346. AND SKIDOODLE.
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347. - YOU'RE LEAVING?
- OH, YOU BETCHA.
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348. UH, AMY, I THINK
YOU MIGHT WANNA
HURRY IT UP IN THERE!
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349. MEAN.
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350. - STUPID.
- ( gasps )
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351. SMELLY.
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352. BYE-BYE.
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353. OKAY, THE TOPIC IS NOW
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354. "THINGS THAT EXIST
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355. IN THE WORLD."
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356. WOW, LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE GETTING AN ACTUAL CALL.
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357. HI, AND WELCOME
TO "FRUIT TALK."
WHO IS THIS?
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358. IT'S IVY.
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359. YOU DO REALIZE
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
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360. LISTENING
TO THE SHOW, RIGHT?
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361. AND I'M NOT EVEN LISTENING.
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362. WELL, WE STILL HAVE
THREE MORE HOURS TO FILL.
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363. - WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
- HOW ABOUT THIS?
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364. OH, OKAY.
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365. - ( music stops )
- SAID THE TWO INTERNS
WHO JUST GOT FIRED.
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366. CAN YOU SIGN THIS FIRST?
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367. - JULY 7th.
- ( buzzer sounding )
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368. - JULY 8th.
- JULY 9th.
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369. ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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370. THIS, UH— THIS WASN'T
AS MUCH FUN AS I THOUGHT
IT WAS GONNA BE.
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371. I THINK I'M GONNA
ASK SOMEBODY ELSE TO GO
TO THE HOCKEY GAME.
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372. WHOA. WAIT WAIT, DAD,
JUST LET ME SAY SOMETHING.
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373. JULY 10th.
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374. THIS SHOWER WAS
A TOTAL DISASTER.
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375. I GUESS CHARLIE UNDERSTANDS
MORE THAN I THOUGHT.
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376. I'M SORRY, MAMA.
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377. - OH.
- HONEY, IT'S OKAY.
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378. IT'S OKAY.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
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379. IT'S NOT ANYBODY'S FAULT.
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380. - WELL, ACTUALLY—
- IT'S NOT ANYBODY'S FAULT,
MARY LOU.
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381. - OKAY.
- NOW WOULD YOU LIKE
A CUP OF TEA?
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382. - YES, I WOULD LOVE THAT.
- OKAY.
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383. ( whispers )
OKAY, SPILL IT, CHARLIE.
WHAT DID SHE SAY ABOUT ME?
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384. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
COME WITH ME.
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385. Well, Charlie,
Ivy and I are looking
for a new internship,
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386. and— oh, I guess
we have to be more careful
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387. with what
we say around you.
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388. Otherwise, people might
find out they're too perky.
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389. Are you here
to pick up Ivy,
Mrs. Wentz?
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390. No, I'm just
really annoyed.
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391. All righty, then.
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392. Okay, Teddy,
Come on! Let's go.
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393. So I'm going
to my first hockey game,
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394. 'cause I was
the only kid who knew
when Dad's birthday is.
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395. Okay, running a little late.
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396. Gonna have to paint
your face in the car.
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397. ( sarcastically )
Yay, I'm the winner.
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398. Wish me
good luck, Charlie.
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399. - HEY, MOM.
- ( Jersey accent )
OH, THERE'S MY LITTLE TYKE.
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400. HOW YA DOIN'?
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401. MOM, YOU FEELING OKAY?
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402. SUPER GOOD
AND GETTIN' BETTER.
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403. WHY ARE YOU
TALKING LIKE THAT?
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404. LIKE WHAT?
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405. OH, FUNNY THING.
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406. I WAS TAKING A WALK TODAY
WITH DEBBIE DOOLEY
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407. AND WE FOUND
A MAGIC POTION.
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408. WELL, NATURALLY
WE EACH TOOK A SIP,
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409. BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.
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410. UH, MOM,
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411. SOMETHING DID HAPPEN.
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412. WE NEED TO FIX THIS.
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413. NOTHING TO FIX,
MR. BOSSY PANTS.
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414. SNICKERDOODLE?
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415. OH YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE ARE GOOD.
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416. ARE WE?
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417. ( Jersey accent )
YOU BETCHA.
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