1. HEY, SOUNDING GOOD,
MRS. DUNCAN.
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2. OH! I KNOW.
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3. IT'S GOING TO SOUND EVEN BETTER
WHEN I SING IT TONIGHT
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4. AT THE ANNUAL DUNCAN
CHRISTMAS EVE TALENT SHOW.
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5. OH, MOM, SPENCER AND I
ARE SINGING TOO.
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6. WE EVEN WORKED OUT
A NEW CHRISTMAS SONG TOGETHER.
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7. OH, THAT IS SO WONDERFUL!
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8. AND SO BRAVE OF YOU TO SING
THE SAME NIGHT I DO.
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9. WELL, WE'RE OFF
TO SUPER CHRISTMAS LAND.
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10. OOH, SUPER CHRISTMAS LAND?
WHAT'S THAT?
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11. OH, THAT'S WHAT
SUPER ADVENTURE LAND
CALLS ITSELF
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12. FOR ONE WEEK EACH YEAR
AT CHRISTMASTIME.
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13. LAST WEEK
IT WAS SUPER HANUKKAH LAND.
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14. NEXT WEEK IT'S
SUPER KWANZAA LAND.
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15. MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!
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16. OH, GRANDMA'S HERE!
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17. ( sarcastically )
YAY.
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18. OH!
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19. OH OH!
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20. CHARLIE, WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO SAY TO GRANDMA?
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21. GOOD-BYE.
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22. SORRY, SHE'S JUST EXCITED.
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23. WE'RE OFF TO HAVE
HER VERY FIRST PICTURE
TAKEN WITH SANTA.
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24. I UNDERSTAND.
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25. OKAY, WELL, WE GOTTA RUN,
BUT WE CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE YOU LATER.
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26. - OH, GOOD.
- OKAY.
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27. - ALL RIGHT, BYE.
- Both: BYE.
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28. OH, AMY.
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
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29. OH, LINDA,
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
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30. ( nervous chuckle )
WELL.
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31. THE DECORATIONS
LOOK NICE AND WHATNOT.
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32. ALTHOUGH THAT WREATH
IS IN THE WRONG PLACE.
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33. I LIKE IT THERE.
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34. I'LL FIX IT LATER.
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35. OKAY. BOB?
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36. - OH, MY GOODNESS!
- MOM!
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37. IS THAT MY SON
OR HERCULES?
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38. OH, MOM! PLEASE!
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39. DROPPED SOME WEIGHT,
GOT TOTALLY BUFF.
DON'T MAKE A FUSS.
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40. SO, HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
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41. OH, YOU KNOW,
THE USUAL DELAYS AND WHATNOT.
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42. BUT EVERYBODY ON THE PLANE
LOVED THE SONG
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43. THAT I'M GOING TO SING
AT THE TALENT SHOW.
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44. OH, WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
HANG ON THERE, GRANDMA.
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45. I'M SINGING "DECK THE HALLS."
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46. SWEETHEART, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD CLEAN THE HALLS
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47. BEFORE YOU DECK THEM.
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48. ( whispering )
I MAY DECK SOMETHING
BESIDES THE HALLS.
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49. OKAY, STAND DOWN.
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50. WE BOTH CAN'T SING THE SONG
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51. AND I DID COME
ALL THE WAY FROM PHOENIX.
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52. SHE DID COME ALL THE WAY
FROM PHOENIX.
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53. - WELL, IT'S MY HOUSE.
- IT IS HER HOUSE.
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54. - I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU.
- I MARRIED YOU. BA-BAM!
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55. OKAY, FINE!
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56. NOBODY SINGS IT.
THAT'S MY FINAL DECISION.
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57. OH, THAT'S YOUR DECISION?
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58. WHO DIED AND MADE YOU
KING OF THE TALENT SHOW?
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59. - REALLY!
- UNBELIEVABLE.
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60. ( high voice )
YAY, CHRISTMAS.
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61. HEY, GUYS?
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62. UH, LISTEN.
I NEED A FAVOR.
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63. WELL, SINCE WE'RE
STILL IN THE PRE-CHRISTMAS
GOTTA-BE-NICE ZONE,
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64. WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?
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65. I NEED YOU TO FIND OUT
WHAT YOUR MOM GOT ME
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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66. WHY?
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67. WELL, BECAUSE.
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68. EVERY YEAR, YOUR MOM AND I,
WE MAKE THIS AGREEMENT
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69. NOT TO SPEND TOO MUCH
ON EACH OTHER'S PRESENTS,
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70. BUT I NEVER KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
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71. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
"NOT SPENDING TOO MUCH"
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72. IS A PHRASE
YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH.
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73. EVERY YEAR I WIND UP
GETTING IT WRONG.
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74. OH, RIGHT, LIKE THE TIME
SHE BOUGHT YOU THAT
REALLY NICE WATCH
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75. AND YOU GOT HER THOSE—
WHAT WERE THEY CALLED AGAIN?
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76. SLOCKS.
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77. THEY'RE NOT SLIPPERS,
THEY'RE NOT SOCKS.
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78. THEY'RE SLOCKS.
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79. THAT WAS THE CHRISTMAS
THAT MOM KEPT SLIPPING
AND FALLING.
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80. SLOCKS—
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81. THEY'RE NOT JUST UGLY,
THEY'RE DANGEROUS.
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82. ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, GUYS.
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83. HEY, WHEN YOU WERE DOING
YOUR PRESENT SNOOPING,
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84. DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE
WHAT YOUR MOM GOT ME?
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85. DAD, I'M OLDER NOW.
I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
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86. AND THANKS
FOR THE HEADPHONES!
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87. WELL, NAUGHTY CAN'T HELP ME.
LET'S TRY NICE.
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88. - OOH, THAT'S ME!
- HA HA, PJ!
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89. COME ON, FIND OUT
FROM YOUR MOM WHAT SHE GOT ME.
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90. ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TALK TO HER.
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91. ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
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92. SHE'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING.
WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE HER FAVORITE.
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93. HE IS?
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94. WELL, HEY HEY HEY!
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95. I DIDN'T SAY MY FAVORITE.
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96. THAT WOULD BE TEDDY, RIGHT?
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97. NO COMMENT.
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98. OH, RELAX.
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99. I'M SURE YOU'RE
IN THE TOP FIVE.
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100. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE TIRED
AND YOU'RE HUNGRY
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101. AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD,
BUT ALL THIS WHINING
DOESN'T HELP.
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102. BUT IT'S TAKING
SO LONG!
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103. WHEN DO I GET TO SEE SANTA?
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104. REALLY SOON,
I PROMISE.
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105. YEAH, IF THAT KID WOULD EVER
GET OFF SANTA'S LAP.
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106. HE'S BEEN ON THERE
FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES.
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107. YEAH, WHAT'S TAKING HIM
SO LONG?
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108. IT SHOULD BE SIT, LIST,
SNAP, GO.
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109. SIT, LIST, SNAP, GO!
HOW HARD IS THAT?
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110. SANTA CAN HEAR YOU,
YOUNG LADY.
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111. YEAH, WELL, THAT'S KIND OF
THE IDEA, SANTA.
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112. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO COOL IT, ALL RIGHT?
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113. CARL'S NOT THE NICEST GUY.
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114. WAIT, YOU KNOW SANTA?
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115. YEAH, FROM WHEN
WE WORKED HERE.
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116. I DID A SHOW WITH HIM—
"THE TRIBUTE TO AMERICA."
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117. HE PLAYED JOHNNY APPLESEED
BEFORE HE PUT ON THE WEIGHT.
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118. SANTA HEARD THAT TOO.
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119. - HEY, MOM.
- HEY.
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120. WHAT YOU DOIN'?
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121. WELDING.
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122. GOOD GOOD.
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123. SO, LISTEN, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT WHAT PRESENT
TO GET FOR DAD.
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124. AND I DON'T WANT TO GET HIM
THE SAME THING YOU DID.
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125. WHAT DID YOU GET HIM AGAIN?
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126. DID YOUR DAD SEND YOU DOWN HERE
TO FIND OUT WHAT I GOT HIM?
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127. I'M NOT PREPARED
FOR ANY FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS.
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128. I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
WHAT I GOT HIM.
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129. THEN I WON'T ASK AGAIN.
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130. AM I STILL YOUR FAVORITE?
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131. THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE.
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132. YES!
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133. WELL, THEN I'LL LET YOU
GET BACK TO YOUR WELDING.
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134. GOOD NEWS, GUYS.
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135. YOU FOUND OUT
WHAT YOUR MOM'S GETTING ME?
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136. NO, BUT I CONFIRMED
I'M HER FAVORITE.
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137. WELL, THERE YOU GO.
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138. GONNA FAIL CHRISTMAS AGAIN.
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139. MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU.
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140. YOU ALREADY BOUGHT MOM
A GIFT, RIGHT?
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141. AND I'M GUESSING
IT'S SOMEWHERE
IN THE SLOCKS AREA?
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142. ACTUALLY, I GOT HER
A VERY SPECIAL FOAM RUG
FOR THE KITCHEN.
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143. SOMETHING SHE CAN STAND ON
WHEN SHE'S DOING THE DISHES.
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144. IT'S CALLED THE FOOT CUSH.
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145. OH, SO YOU WANT THE SLOCKS
TO SEEM LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
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146. WOW, DAD, YOU SET THE BAR
SO LOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WENT UNDER IT.
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147. GOOD ONE.
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148. THANK YOU.
I LIKE YOURS TOO.
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149. GUYS, I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE THOUGHTFUL.
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150. LOOK, YOUR MOM
SAW A FOOT CUSHION
IN A STORE ONCE
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151. AND SHE SAID
SHE MIGHT LIKE ONE.
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152. ALL RIGHT, SO THE POINT IS
YOU GOT THE CHEAP GIFT COVERED.
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153. NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS BUY MOM A NICE GIFT.
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154. BUY HER TWO GIFTS?
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155. EXACTLY. THEN HIDE THEM
IN DIFFERENT PLACES
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156. AND AFTER YOU OPEN
MOM'S GIFT TO YOU,
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157. YOU'LL KNOW
WHICH ONE TO GIVE HER.
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158. GABE!
THAT'S GENIUS.
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159. EH?
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160. THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY FAVORITE.
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161. THIS WHOLE FAVORITE THING
IS STARTING TO LOSE ALL MEANING.
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162. YES.
WE'RE NEXT, CHARLIE.
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163. TEDDY, LOOK.
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164. BACK IN ONE HOUR?
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165. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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166. SORRY, MISSY,
I GET A ONE HOUR BREAK
EVERY FOUR HOURS I WORK.
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167. UNION RULES.
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168. WHAT UNION?
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169. H.A.G.--
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170. THE HOLIDAY ACTORS GUILD.
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171. NO NO, WAIT.
COME ON, COME ON.
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172. LOOK, WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE
FOR TWO HOURS.
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173. OKAY, WE'RE HUNGRY,
WE'RE TIRED...
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174. TAKE IT UP WITH H.A.G.
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175. NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY.
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176. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE,
SANTA.
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177. TRY AND STOP ME.
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178. HA HA HA!
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179. WHOOPS!
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180. OH, TEDDY.
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181. - ( crashing )
- YES!
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182. LET'S GET THE PICTURE.
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183. HERE, I'LL HOLD
SANTA'S ARMS DOWN.
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184. STEP AWAY
FROM THE FAT MAN.
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185. WELL WELL WELL.
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186. IF IT ISN'T TEDDY DUNCAN.
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187. HOWDY, SHERIFF.
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188. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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189. YOU REDECORATED.
PLACE LOOKS GOOD.
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190. WE TRY TO GIVE IT
A HOLIDAY FEEL.
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191. HEY, HONEY.
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192. OH, BOB?
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193. I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT GOING
TO SING "DECK THE HALLS"
AT THE TALENT SHOW.
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194. REALLY?
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195. OH, THANK YOU.
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196. THANK YOU FOR
TAKING THE HIGH ROAD
AND KEEPING THE PEACE.
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197. I'M GOING TO DO
AN IMPRESSION INSTEAD.
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198. - AN IMPRESSION?
- MMM.
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199. OF A FAMILY MEMBER.
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200. CAN YOU GUESS WHO?
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201. ( breathing hard )
"I FLEW ALL THE WAY
IN FROM PHOENIX
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202. AND WHATNOT.
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203. AND, OH OH!
BOBBY IS SO MUSCLEY
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204. AND WHATNOT."
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205. OH. HEY, MOM.
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206. UM, HOW MUCH
DID YOU HEAR?
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207. I DIDN'T HEAR A THING.
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208. I— I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE DECIDED
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209. TO LET AMY SING
"DECK THE HALLS" THIS YEAR.
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210. WELL, I'M GLAD SOMEBODY
UNDERSTANDS THE TRUE SPIRIT
OF CHRISTMAS.
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211. INSTEAD I'M GOING
TO DO AN IMPRESSION
OF A FAMILY MEMBER.
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212. OH.
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213. CAN YOU GUESS WHO?
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214. "MY HOUSE IS DIRTY.
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215. BA-BAM!
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216. I CAN'T EVEN HANG A WREATH.
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217. BA-BAM!"
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218. - WHATNOT.
- BA-BAM!
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219. - WHATNOT!
- BA-BAM!
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220. OH, COME ON. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE HAD IT WITH THE TWO OF YOU.
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221. FORGET IT.
TALENT SHOW IS CANCELED.
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222. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
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223. YOU GAVE BIRTH TO HIM.
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224. WELL, YOU MARRIED HIM.
BA-BAM!
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225. SO LAST YEAR, YOU TACKLED
THE SUPER ADVENTURE LAND MAYOR.
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226. TODAY YOU BOWLED OVER
SANTA CLAUS. WHAT'S NEXT?
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227. YOU GONNA HARPOON
THE EASTER BUNNY?
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228. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVEN'T MADE MY PLANS YET
FOR EASTER.
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229. HOW MUCH LONGER
DO I HAVE TO STAY IN HERE?
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230. YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE
TILL WE HAVE A TRIAL.
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231. CAN'T HAVE A TRIAL
TILL THE JUDGE GETS HERE.
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232. WELL, WHEN WILL THAT BE?
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233. SUPER ADVENTURE LAND
CHRISTMAS COURT IS NOW
IN SESSION.
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234. SANTA?
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235. THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED
TO BE SPENDING MY BREAK.
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236. TEDDY DUNCAN,
YOU MAY APPROACH THE BENCH.
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237. FINALLY.
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238. IN THE CASE
OF KRINGLE VERSUS DUNCAN,
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239. YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ASSAULT
WITH A SNOWMAN HEAD.
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240. HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
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241. NOT GUILTY
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242. BY REASON OF BEING...
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243. NOT GUILTY.
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244. ALL RIGHT, SANTA.
IN YOUR OWN WORDS,
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245. TELL US EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED.
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246. WELL, I WAS TAKING
MY H.A.G.-MANDATED BREAK
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247. AND THEN SHE ATTACKED ME.
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248. ASK HIM.
HE SAW THE WHOLE THING.
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249. UH, YOUR HONOR,
I HAVE TO RECUSE MYSELF.
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250. I'M IN A VERY HAPPY
AND COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP
WITH THE DEFENDANT.
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251. OOH, SWEETIE.
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252. THANK YOU, SWEETIE,
YOU ARE RECUSED.
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253. ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR
FROM THE DEFENSE.
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254. YOUR HONOR,
IF I MAY,
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255. CHRISTMAS IS THE MOST MAGICAL
TIME OF YEAR.
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256. AND WHO LOVES IT MORE
THAN ANYONE?
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257. THE CHILDREN.
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258. AND I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE ONE CHILD HAPPY.
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259. SO IF THAT'S A CRIME,
WELL, THEN CALL ME A CRIMINAL.
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260. OR DON'T.
YOU KNOW, WHATEVER GETS ME
OUT OF HERE FASTER.
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261. I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
I'M READY TO RULE.
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262. MY VERDICT IS GUILTY.
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263. YES!
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264. YOU'RE GUILTY.
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265. ME?
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266. I'M— I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE.
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267. I'VE NEVER LIKED YOU, CARL.
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268. IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED
A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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269. I SENTENCE YOU TO ONE PICTURE
WITH THIS LITTLE GIRL.
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270. THANK YOU, SHERIFF.
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271. YAY.
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272. JOLLY IT UP, CARL.
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273. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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274. WHAT YOU DOIN'?
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275. OH.
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276. OH, HE'S SUCH
A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL.
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277. HE SURE IS.
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278. IT'S TOO BAD
HIS FIRST CHRISTMAS
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279. HAS ALL THIS FIGHTING
AND UNPLEASANTNESS.
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280. I KNOW.
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281. I HAVE A SOLUTION.
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282. I'LL HELP YOU PACK.
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283. I WAS GOING TO SAY
THAT WE SHOULD SING
"DECK THE HALLS" TOGETHER.
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284. YOU MEAN AS A DUET?
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285. YES.
SO, LET'S DU-ET.
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286. YEAH! LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR THE GREAT BOBBINI
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287. AND HIS ASSISTANT CHARLIE!
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288. OKAY, QUICK QUESTION
FOR BOBBINI.
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289. THAT DOVE YOU MADE DISAPPEAR?
WHERE IS IT?
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290. OH, DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
WE'LL FIND IT LATER...
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291. HOPEFULLY.
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292. OKAY, WELL, UP NEXT,
THE MUSICAL STYLINGS
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293. OF GRANDMA AND MOM.
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294. WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT—
GRANDMA AND MOM WORKING TOGETHER
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295. FOR THE FIRST
AND PROBABLY THE LAST TIME.
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296. OKAY, NEXT WE HAVE
PJ AND GABE DOING—
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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297. AN EXERCISE
IN IMPROVISATIONAL THEATER.
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298. THAT'S RIGHT.
IMPROV AT ITS FINEST, PEOPLE.
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299. WE ARE LOOKING FOR
SUGGESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE.
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300. WE NEED AN OCCUPATION
AND AN OBJECT.
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301. A LAWYER AND A ROCK.
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302. HAS TO BE A COP
AND A BANANA.
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303. A COP AND A BANANA.
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304. EXCELLENT SUGGESTION.
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305. OH, HERE I AM
BEING A COP.
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306. OOH, LOOK AT THAT.
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307. A BANANA.
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308. NOW I'M PEELING
THE BANANA.
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309. HEY, I'M A CRIMINAL.
GIVE ME THAT BANANA.
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310. NO, IT'S MY BANANA.
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311. AND SCENE.
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312. OKAY, NOW SPENCER AND I
ARE GOING TO SING
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313. A NEW CHRISTMAS SONG
FOR YOU.
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314. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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315. MERRY FIRST CHRISTMAS, TOBY.
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316. YAY.
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317. FOR GABE.
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318. OKAY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, GABE.
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319. HEY, HEADPHONES!
THANKS, GUYS.
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320. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN IT?
YOU HAVEN'T OPENED IT YET.
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321. OH, RIGHT.
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322. HEY, HEADPHONES.
THANKS, GUYS.
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323. OKAY,
WHERE ARE MOM'S PRESENTS?
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324. EXPENSIVE ONE'S
UNDER THE RED TREE,
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325. CHEAP ONE'S
BEHIND MY CHAIR.
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326. OKAY, HONEY,
TIME FOR YOU AND I
TO EXCHANGE PRESENTS.
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327. BUT I WANT MINE FIRST.
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328. WELL, HANG ON THERE, TIGER.
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329. EASY EASY.
OKAY, LET'S SEE
WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE.
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330. ( struggling )
OH, MY GOODNESS!
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331. WHOA.
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332. BIG BOX, SMALL PRESENT.
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333. MAMA AMES'S CHRISTMAS FAKE-OUT.
WHOO WHOO!
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334. WHAT IS IT?
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335. I BOUGHT YOU
YOUR VERY OWN STAR.
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336. NICE! OOH!
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337. IT'S RECORDED
IN THE INTERNATIONAL
STAR REGISTRY AND EVERYTHING.
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338. I ALMOST BOUGHT HIM A PLANET.
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN UGLY.
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339. WOW.
THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
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340. HEY, MOM, CHECK IT OUT.
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341. EH.
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342. OKAY, WHERE'S MY PRESENT?
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343. UH, HANG ON. STILL—
STILL LOVING MY PRESENT,
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344. WHICH MUST HAVE COST YOU
A PRETTY PENNY, YES?
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345. DAD, IT'S THE THOUGHT
THAT COUNTS.
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346. CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON THAT.
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347. YES.
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348. BUT IF YOU COULD—
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349. STILL WAITING
FOR MY PRESENT.
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350. OKAY, UM...
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351. UH...
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352. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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353. THERE WE GO.
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354. OOH!
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
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355. ( gasps )
OH.
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356. IT'S A BRACELET.
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357. OH, BOB, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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358. BUT YOU MUST HAVE SPENT
10 TIMES WHAT I SPENT.
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359. OH, NOW WE'RE GONNA
TALK PRICES.
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360. WELL, HONEY, I JUST—
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361. I'M VERY THANKFUL,
I JUST— I THOUGHT WE AGREED
NOT TO SPEND VERY MUCH.
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362. MAYBE YOU'LL FIND OUR GIFT
A LITTLE MORE APPROPRIATE.
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363. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU—
YOU CAN'T—
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364. THIS IS FROM ME AND PJ!
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365. OH, MY GOODNESS!
A FOOT CUSH?
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366. YEAH.
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367. HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW?
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368. SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS!
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369. I HAVE BEEN WANTING
ONE OF THESE FOREVER.
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370. OH, MY GOSH.
I MENTIONED IT
TO YOUR FATHER ONCE,
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371. BUT I GUESS
HE WASN'T LISTENING.
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372. WE LISTEN, MOM.
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373. BECAUSE WE CARE.
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374. OKAY, TIME FOR
OUR CHRISTMAS PICTURE.
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375. OKAY. LET'S DO IT, GUYS.
COME ON.
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376. HEY, BUDDY.
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377. HEY.
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378. OH, UP WE GO.
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379. HEY, BUDDY.
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380. SWEETHEART, OH!
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381. DOVE AT 10:00!
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382. AHH!
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383. Hey, Charlie.
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384. Well, you finally
got your first picture
with Santa Claus.
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385. It was a day
to remember.
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386. Although I hope
you forget the part about
me attacking Santa Claus
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387. and then going to jail.
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388. Maybe I shouldn't
have mentioned that.
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389. Hey, Charlie.
So you finally got your first
picture with Santa Claus
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390. that I'm mentioning
for the very first time.
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391. Hey, any chance I could say
"Good luck, Charlie"?
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392. I've never said it before.
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393. Oh, yeah.
Sure, of course.
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394. - Good luck, Charlie.
- Hey!
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395. Ba-bam!
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396. Hey. You got
your first picture with Santa.
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397. Good luck, Charlie.
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398. SNOWY THE SNOWMAN,
REGISTERED TRADEMARK
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399. OF SUPER ADVENTURE LAND,
INCORPORATED?
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400. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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401. MY HEAD'S FINE.
THANKS FOR ASKING.
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402. OH, ARE YOU MAD
BECAUSE I USED YOUR HEAD
AS A BOWLING BALL?
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403. LITTLE BIT.
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404. LOOK, I'M—
I'M REALLY SORRY.
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405. COME ON IN.
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406. HEY, HOW ABOUT
I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
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407. HOW ABOUT SOME COOKIES?
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408. I COULD EAT.
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409. GREAT. ALL RIGHT,
WELL, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
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410. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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411. OKAY, SO GREAT NEWS.
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412. WE'VE GOT CHOCOLATE CHIP,
PEANUT BUTTER— YEEE!
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413. OH!
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414. SNOWY, NO!
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415. I'M HAVING A BAD DAY.
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