1. GOOD MORNING, MOM.
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WE NEED TO TALK.
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3. MOM, I DIDN'T DO IT!
THAT PRINCIPAL'S OUT TO GET ME.
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4. IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE PRINCIPAL.
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5. MOM, I DIDN'T DO IT!
THAT TEACHER IS OUT TO GET ME.
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6. GABE! YOU'RE NOT
IN TROUBLE.
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7. THEN WHY DO WE NEED
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8. WELL, IT'S ABOUT
YOUR DAD.
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9. NOW YOU'RE AWARE THAT
HE OCCASIONALLY SNORES, RIGHT?
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10. MOM, THE PEOPLE ACROSS
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11. CAR ALARMS ARE AWARE.
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12. KANSAS IS AWARE.
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13. WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
I'M USED TO HIS SNORING
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14. 'CAUSE I GREW UP
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15. BUT YOUR FATHER'S BEEN
WAKING TOBY UP
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16. AND I'M TRYING TO GET
THE BABY TO SLEEP
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17. THROUGH THE NIGHT.
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18. HOW DOES THIS
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19. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TEMPORARILY
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20. CHANGE OUR
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS.
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21. MAN, YOU'RE PUTTING TOBY
IN WITH ME?
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22. NOT EXACTLY.
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23. HEY, ROOMIE!
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24. ( slight gasp )
THERE HE IS.
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25. MR. VICTOR DELESEUR,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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26. THE SMARTEST GUY
AT SOUTH HIGH.
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27. WHAT DO YOU WANT,
TEDDY?
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28. WHAT? DO I ALWAYS
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29. CAN'T I JUST
INVITE YOU OVER
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30. AS A FRIEND
TO ENJOY SOME—
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31. OKAY,
SO HERE IT IS.
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32. UM, I'M TAKING
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33. AND I REALLY WANT
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34. AND I YOU MY HELP,
SINCE YOU KNOW
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35. I SCORED A PERFECT
2400.
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36. THEY ACTUALLY DID
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37. IN "OVERACHIEVERS
MONTHLY."
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38. YEAH YEAH, I KNOW.
I CUT IT OUT
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39. AND PUT IT
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40. - REALLY?
- NO.
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41. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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42. UNDER ONE CONDITION...
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43. IF I TUTOR YOU,
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44. TO DO WHATEVER I SAY
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45. FINE.
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46. NOW JUST TELL ME
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47. DO I ALWAYS HAVE
TO WANT SOMETHING?
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48. CAN'T I JUST DO IT
OUT OF THE GOODNESS—
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49. OKAY, HERE IT IS.
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50. I WANT YOU TO COME
TO THE PARK WITH ME
THIS SATURDAY.
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51. WAIT. YOU MEAN
LIKE A DATE?
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52. I WOULD NEVER
ASK YOU OUT.
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53. YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND,
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
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54. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
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55. I HAVE CERTAIN
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56. INSULTED,
YET RELIEVED.
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57. SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
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58. I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT
CHESS MATCH
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59. AND I'D LIKE YOU
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60. - THAT'S IT?
- THAT'S IT.
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61. THERE'S GOTTA BE
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62. NO CATCH.
JUST CHESS.
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63. IS CHESS A EUPHEMISM
FOR SOMETHING?
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64. LIKE SOME SORT OF WEIRD
COMIC BOOK ROLE-PLAYING
THING?
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65. NO.
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66. OKAY. FINE.
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67. IF YOU TUTOR ME,
I'LL COME TO THE PARK
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68. AND I'LL WATCH YOU
PLAY "CHESS."
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69. NO, NOT "CHESS."
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70. JUST CHESS.
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71. YOU MEAN, "CHESS."
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72. NO! NOT "CHESS."
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73. JUST CHESS!
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74. THIS MAY BE THE TOUGHEST
TUTORING I'VE EVER DONE.
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75. ( baby-talk )
OH, THAT IS SO YUMMY.
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76. ISN'T IT GOOD?
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77. CHARLIE, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A CUTER BABY IN YOUR LIFE?
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78. - YES.
- WHO?
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79. ME.
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80. YOU ARE
YOUR MOTHER'S DAUGHTER.
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81. HI, MOM.
HI, CHARLIE.
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82. PJ, I NEED YOUR HELP.
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83. SURE, MOM.
WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
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84. IT'S A FUN LITTLE WAY
OF SAYING,
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85. "WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?"
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86. PROCEED.
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87. I REALLY NEED TO PUT
TOBY DOWN FOR A NAP.
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88. BUT CHARLIE WANTS ME
TO READ TO HER.
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89. CAN YOU DO IT?
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90. OH, YEAH. SURE.
I GOT TIME FOR A
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91. QUICK LITTLE—
WHOA! HELLO.
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92. CHARLIE WANTS THIS BOOK?
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93. WOULD YOU RATHER
CHANGE TOBY'S DIAPER?
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94. COME ON, BUDDY.
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95. "THE LITTLEST UNICORN."
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96. "BY EMILY PRETTYBLOSSOM."
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97. - YAY.
- OKAY. CHAPTER ONE.
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98. "SOME PEOPLE SAY
THAT UNICORNS AREN'T REAL,
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99. BUT THEY ARE.
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100. THEY HAIL FROM
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101. CALLED BUTTERFLYLANDIA."
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102. OH, BOY.
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103. KEEP GOING.
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104. "THIS IS THE STORY
OF ONE OF THOSE UNICORNS,
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105. THE LITTLEST ONE
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106. HER NAME WAS JUNIE.
HER REAL NAME, THAT IS.
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107. HER MEAN BROTHERS
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108. 'JUNIE THE PUNY UNI.'"
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109. THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
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110. NO, IT ISN'T.
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111. SHH.
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112. "ONE DAY, JUNIE
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113. WENT TO THE MEADOW
FOR A PICNIC.
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114. THE MEADOW WAS RIGHT NEXT
TO THE DARK FOREST,
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115. A PLACE JUNIE
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116. BUT HER CURIOSITY
GOT THE BETTER OF HER."
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117. - UH-OH.
- I'M THIRSTY.
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118. SUCK IT UP.
JUNIE'S IN TROUBLE.
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119. SO, WHAT'S THE ANSWER?
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120. ( sighing )
UH...
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121. "C"?
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122. NO NO NO, IT'S "B"!
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123. WELL, I WAS CLOSE.
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124. TEDDY,
THIS IS THE S.A.T.s,
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125. NOT HORSESHOES!
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126. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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127. WE'VE BEEN GOING AT THIS
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128. MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP.
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129. STOP? BUT THE TEST
IS SATURDAY.
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130. YOU CAN'T STOP NOW.
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131. LET'S MOVE ON TO MATH.
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132. - IN A PARALLELOGRAM—
- YEAH, VICTOR.
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133. I DON'T THINK
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134. I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN
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135. THAT'S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT BRAINS,
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136. THEY NEVER GET FULL.
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137. EVEN SMALLER ONES
LIKE YOURS.
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138. OKAY.
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139. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW,
MY FRIENDS CONSIDER ME
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140. YOU MEAN LIKE IVY?
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141. WELL, AND OTHER FRIENDS.
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142. YOU MEAN LIKE SPENCER?
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143. LET'S GET BACK
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144. "AND AS THE SUN SET
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145. JUNIE REALIZED
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146. HAVE TO SURVIVE
THE NIGHT ALONE."
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147. ARE YOU SCARED?
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148. NO.
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149. ( voice trembling )
ME EITHER.
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150. OKAY, BEDTIME.
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151. FIVE MORE MINUTES.
WE WANNA FINISH THIS CHAPTER.
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152. I'M SORRY, HONEY.
BUT CHARLIE NEEDS TO GO TO BED.
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153. THAT'S THE KIND OF PARENTING
THAT DROVE JUNIE AWAY
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154. FROM THE GREEN PASTURES
OF BUTTERFLYLANDIA.
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155. OKAY. WELL, IT'S BEDTIME
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156. AND I'M FROM THE LAND
OF "I-DON'T-CARE-IA."
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157. COME ON, CHARLIE.
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158. AND DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T READ AHEAD
WITHOUT YOU.
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159. PROMISE?
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160. PROMISE.
GOOD NIGHT.
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161. GOOD NIGHT.
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162. I SAID GOOD NIGHT.
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163. ( groaning )
OH.
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164. GABE.
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165. YEAH, DAD?
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166. YOU AWAKE?
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167. NO, DAD.
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168. YOU WANNA TALK?
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169. NO, DAD.
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170. YOUR MOM USUALLY LETS ME
TALK ABOUT MY DAY A LITTLE.
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171. IT HELPS ME FALL ASLEEP.
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172. ( sighing )
OKAY, DAD.
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173. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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174. WELL, I WAS OVER
AT MRS. FISHER'S TODAY...
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175. WORKIN'.
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176. ( sighs ) HAD TO KNOCK DOWN
SO MANY SPIDERWEBS.
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177. SHE FINALLY CAME UP
TO ME AND SHE SAID,
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178. "BOB, DID YOU MISS A WEEK?"
I SAID,
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179. "NO, YOU JUST HAVE
A LOT OF SPIDERS."
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180. GOOD NIGHT.
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181. GABE?
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182. DAD, IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP,
JUST WATCH SOME TV.
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183. BUT IT'S BEDTIME.
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184. IS IT?
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185. - ( TV turns on )
- WHOA!
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186. WHOA WHOA!
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187. TV AFTER BEDTIME?
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188. HOW OFTEN YOU DO THIS?
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189. UM...
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190. THIS IS, UH—
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME, DAD.
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191. NOW, IF THE
SEMICIRCLE
ARC "AB"
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192. HAS THE LENGTH
SIX TIMES PI,
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193. AND THE
CIRCUMFERENCE
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194. WITH THE
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195. IS EIGHT TIMES PI...
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196. WHAT IS THE AREA
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197. UM...
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198. "B."
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199. - WRONG!
- OH!
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200. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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201. I'M GIVING YOU A PUNISHMENT
TO TRAIN YOUR BRAIN.
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202. VICTOR, I'M NOT A CAT.
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203. WELL, OF COURSE NOT.
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204. A CAT COULD HAVE
SOLVED THAT EQUATION.
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205. IT'S MIDNIGHT.
WE'RE DONE WORKING.
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206. WE'RE DONE?
JUST BECAUSE...
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207. ( mocking )
"IT'S MIDNIGHT."
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208. YES, THAT IS WHAT I SAID.
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209. JUST WITHOUT
THE HURTFUL ATTITUDE.
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210. AM I WASTING
MY TIME HERE?
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211. DO YOU WANT THIS?
I DON'T THINK YOU
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212. I DON'T WANT THIS.
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213. SIT DOWN AND OPEN
THAT WORKBOOK.
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214. THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE.
YOU'RE FIRED.
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215. - FIRED?
- YUP.
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216. TERMINATED,
DISMISSED,
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217. SHOWN THE DOOR.
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218. OOH, WE'RE WORKING
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219. YES, WE ARE.
NOW GET OUT!
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220. EXIT!
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221. SCRAM!
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222. MAN,
WATCHING INFOMERCIALS.
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223. I'VE GOT A KERNEL
STUCK IN MY TOOTH.
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224. DOESN'T GET
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225. SHH SHH SHH SHH.
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226. FOOTSTEPS!
SHUT IT DOWN!
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227. OH, SURE.
IN HERE YOU DON'T SNORE.
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228. THERE IT IS.
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229. 3:10 TO YUMA.
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230. RISE AND SHINE.
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231. VICTOR, I FIRED YOU.
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232. WRONG.
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233. THE CORRECT ANSWER
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234. I CAN'T BE FIRED.
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235. VICTOR.
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237. WHAT IN THE WORLD
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238. WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE?
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239. GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE AT HOME... ASLEEP,
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240. CLUTCHING SOME KIND OF
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241. TEDDY, YOU AGREED TO DO
WHATEVER I SAID.
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242. NO MATTER WHAT.
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243. WELCOME TO
"NO MATTER WHAT"!
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244. ARE YOU CRAZY?
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245. ( chuckles )
CRAZY ABOUT LEARNIN'.
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246. AND THAT'S THE ONLY TIME
YOU'LL EVER HEAR ME
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247. DROP A "G."
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248. LISTEN CLOSELY BECAUSE
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249. "O" AWAY!
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250. THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS GOOD.
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251. YOU'RE FRUSTRATED,
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252. YOU'RE ANGRY,
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253. EXCUSE ME?
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254. THIS HAPPENS WHENEVER
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255. THERE ALWAYS COMES A MOMENT
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256. ACTUALLY, YOUR BREAKING POINT
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257. WHICH MEANS THAT YOU'RE ONE
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258. REALLY?
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259. OH, YES.
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260. I AM VERY IMPRESSED.
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261. YOU'RE A STAR, TEDDY.
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262. OH. ( laughs )
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263. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT STAR.
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264. IS MY STAR READY TO GET
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265. ( bashfully )
WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
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266. I'M GONNA GET DRESSED.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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267. STAR.
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268. HEY, MOM.
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269. HI.
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270. HELP ME OUT HERE.
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271. I'M MEZRAB.
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272. HELP ME OUT
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273. I'M MEZRAB MAGICPENNY,
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274. THE LEGENDARY
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275. WHO JUNIE MEETS
IN THE DARK FOREST.
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276. I THOUGHT THIS WOULD HELP
MAKE THE STORY COME ALIVE.
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277. FOR CHARLIE?
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278. YEAH, OKAY. YEAH.
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279. HONEY, I'M SORRY.
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280. CHARLIE'S
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281. WELL, SHOULD I
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282. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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283. LET'S WAKE UP TOBY TOO.
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284. - OKAY!
- NO! GET BACK IN HERE!
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285. I'M KIDDING.
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286. YOU CAN'T READ TO CHARLIE
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287. SHE'S GOT PRESCHOOL.
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288. AW, MAN.
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289. WELL, CAN I AT LEAST
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290. SURE.
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291. HAVE A BAGEL.
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292. WHAT, NO CREAM CHEESE?
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293. ( chanting )
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
THEN LEAVE IT BLANK.
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294. WHEN YOU SCORE HIGH
THERE'S ME TO THANK!
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295. ( chanting )
GEOMETRY IS
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296. RIGHT TRIANGLES
ARE 90 DEGREES.
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297. SOUND OFF! ONE, TWO!
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298. PI IS 3.14.
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299. COME ON NOW,
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300. NEVER GUESS
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301. GO AHEAD
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302. EIGHT SQUARED IS 64!
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303. NEXT TIME WE SHOULD
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304. ( panting )
I'M NOT USED TO
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305. WHAT TIME IS IT?
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307. ALSO KNOWN
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308. OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?
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309. OH, YEAH.
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310. JUNIE WAS AT
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311. "AS JUNIE ENTERED
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312. BUT ALSO VERY CURIOUS.
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313. SHE CREPT AHEAD
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314. I'M TIRED.
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315. YEAH, WELL, SO WAS JUNIE.
BUT SHE KEEPS GOING.
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316. ALL-NIGHT BOWLING—
DAD, YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!
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317. - PJ?
- DAD?
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318. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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319. UH, NOWHERE.
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320. WHY IS CHARLIE UP?
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321. NO REASON.
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322. WHY IS GABE UP?
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323. NO REASON.
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324. WHAT'S WITH THE BOOK?
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325. WHAT'S WITH
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326. NONE OF THIS
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327. NONE OF WHAT
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328. LET'S GO, DAD.
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329. HE CAN KEEP THIS UP
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330. KEEP WHAT UP ALL NIGHT?
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331. "SUDDENLY TWO BRIGHT
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332. AND LIT UP
THE ROCKY DEN AND JUNIE
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333. STOOD FACE-TO-FACE WITH
A GIANT FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON!
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334. HE OPENED HIS MOUTH
AND ROARED—"
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335. PJ?
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336. MOM!
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337. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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338. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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339. THAT ONLY WORKS
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340. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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341. IT WAS CHARLIE'S IDEA.
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342. SHE WANTED TO FINISH
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343. OH, OKAY.
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346. AND TOLD YOU TO COME OVER
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347. SHE'S A SCAMP.
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348. COME ON, CHARLIE.
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349. GOOD NIGHT, PJ.
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350. WELL, WHAT'S SHE DOING
TOMORROW?
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351. PRESCHOOL.
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352. AGAIN?
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353. THAT'S EVERY DAY NOW?
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354. MORNING, GABE.
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355. I WANT HIM OUT.
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356. - WHO?
- DAD.
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357. I HAVEN'T SLEPT A WINK
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358. EXCEPT A QUICK LITTLE NAP
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359. IS THIS ABOUT
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360. NO!
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361. I GAVE HIM A TASTE
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362. AND HE WENT CRAZY.
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363. YEAH.
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364. DAD DOES BETTER
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365. LOTS AND LOTS OF RULES.
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366. I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
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367. YOU GOTTA TAKE HIM BACK.
TONIGHT.
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368. CALM DOWN, OKAY?
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369. THIS IS YOUR DAD
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370. LET'S SHOW
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371. WE'LL FLIP A COIN.
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372. HEADS, YOU'RE STUCK
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373. - TAILS, HE'S MY PROBLEM.
- DEAL.
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374. PLEASE BE TAILS.
PLEASE BE TAILS.
PLEASE BE TAILS.
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375. HEY.
WHATCHA DOIN'?
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376. FIGHTING OVER YOU.
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377. SO WHO WON?
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378. ( groans )
GABE!
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379. YES!
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380. WELCOME BACK.
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381. - HI.
- SO?
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382. HOW'D THE TEST GO?
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383. WELL... OF COURSE
I WON'T KNOW FOR A WHILE,
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384. BUT I THINK I DID
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385. NOW, IN ACCORDANCE
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386. YOU NEED TO ACCOMPANY ME
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387. RIGHT RIGHT,
THE "CHESS MATCH."
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388. TEDDY, IT'S JUST
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389. SURE. OKAY.
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390. WELL, WHAT DO I
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391. A BIRD SUIT
OR A ROBOT OUTFIT?
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392. ACTUALLY, WHAT YOU
HAVE ON NOW IS PERFECT.
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393. COME ON, ANDREW.
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394. IT IS?
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395. OH, RIGHT.
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396. CHECKMATE.
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397. WHAT?
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398. NO! IT CAN'T BE!
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399. CURSE YOU, DELESEUR!
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400. WE'RE DONE HERE.
THANK YOU, TEDDY.
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401. NERD BAIT.
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402. NOT MY FINEST HOUR.
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403. Well, Charlie.
I got my S.A.T. results back
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404. and let's just say
I did pretty well.
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405. I'm trying not to be
supercilious.
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406. Did I use that right?
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407. Who cares? Test's over.
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408. Hey, check it out.
The sequel to
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409. "The Littlest Unicorn"
just came out.
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410. "Revenge of the
Littlest Unicorn."
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411. Have you seen Charlie?
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412. Uh, yeah.
And she told me
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413. to tell you that
she's not home.
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414. Man! Well, who am I
supposed to read this to?
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415. Hello, Toby!
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416. Okay, chapter one.
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417. "Junie had
an axe to grind..."
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418. Well.
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419. Sounds like there's
gonna be a beatdown
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420. in Butterflylandia.
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421. Better wish Junie some
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422. good luck, Charlie.
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423. CHARLIE, ARE YOU READY
TO GO TO THE PARK NOW?
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424. NO!
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425. PJ, THANKS TO THAT
STUPID BOOK YOU READ HER
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426. CHARLIE'S AFRAID
TO GO OUTSIDE.
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427. SHE THINKS THERE'S
A DRAGON OUT THERE.
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428. THERE IS.
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429. WILL YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN
TO YOUR SISTER
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430. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT?
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431. OKAY, CHARLIE.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
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432. UNICORNS ARE REAL,
DRAGONS ARE NOT.
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433. OKAY. ARE YOU READY
TO GO NOW?
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434. NO.
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435. OKAY, MOM.
I GOT THIS.
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436. CHARLIE, THERE IS
NO DRAGON OUT THERE.
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437. LOOK, I'LL SHOW YOU.
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438. TOLD YOU.
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