Good Luck Charlie 3x13

Directed by

Shane Harper as Spencer Walsh • Sean O'Bryan as Mr. Hammerstone • Luke Baird as Toby Duncan • Cyrina Fiallo as Vonnie • Micah Williams as Emmett Heglin

Teddy takes her volleyball coach’s advice to be more aggressive a little too seriously. Bob finds solace at PJ’s new apartment, and Amy unknowingly builds Gabe’s model rocket science project.

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1. OKAY, EVERYBODY. LISTEN UP.

2. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.

3. MATERNITY LEAVE IS OVER

4. AND I'M HEADED BACK TO WORK AT THE HOSPITAL.

5. CAN YOU TAKE TOBY WITH YOU?

6. HONEY, I THINK WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

7. IS THAT A YES?

8. ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO ARE GONNA TAKE CARE

9. OF THE LITTLE ONES ON SATURDAY.

10. TEDDY, YOU GET TOBY.

11. AW, WHY CAN'T I HAVE TOBY?

12. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME

13. I PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF A BABY?

14. MAN, YOU LOSE ONE KID.

15. YOU GET LABELED FOR LIFE.

16. YOU AND GABE CAN TAKE CARE OF CHARLIE.

17. WHAT ABOUT DAD?

18. OR DON'T YOU TRUST OLD BUTTERFINGERS?

19. MAN. YOU DROP TWO BABIES...

20. I JUST REMEMBERED

21. I HAVE THE STUDENT U.N. ON SATURDAY.

22. - IT'S AT NOON. - OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

23. I ONLY WORK HALF A DAY.

24. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL MEET YOU AT THE HIGH SCHOOL.

25. WE'LL DO A TOBY HANDOFF.

26. GREAT, THEN WE'RE ALL SET.

27. WOW, MOM.

28. NOW THAT YOU'RE GOING BACK TO WORK

29. I GUESS THIS IS OUR LAST

30. AMY DUNCAN HOME COOKED BREAKFAST, HUH?

31. I'M AFRAID SO, HONEY.

32. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL DOING.

33. THERE HE IS. MR. VICTOR DELESEUR.

34. TWO-TIME WINNER OF THE SOUTH HIGH

35. STUDENT U.N.

36. THREE-TIME. HELLO, TEDDY.

37. WHY'D YOU WANT TO SEE ME?

38. WELL, I WAS SADDENED TO HEAR

39. THAT YOU AND VICTORIA

40. BROKE UP.

41. SHE SAID I WASN'T ROMANTIC ENOUGH.

42. WHICH IS TOTALLY UNTRUE.

43. I DID AN ALGORITHM WHICH PROVED MY ROMANTICISM

44. IS ABOVE AVERAGE.

45. ANYWAY, UM...

46. SINCE YOU AND VICTORIA ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER—

47. STOP.

48. BEFORE YOU GET YOUR HOPES UP,

49. I'M NOT READY TO START ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP.

50. IT'S TOO SOON.

51. REALLY? OKAY, UM—

52. GIVE ME A MOMENT TO REGROUP...

53. DONE.

54. ANYWAYS, UM...

55. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE

56. MY PARTNER FOR THE STUDENT U.N.

57. AH, SO YOU'D LIKE TO WIN THE AWARD

58. YOU LOSE EVERY YEAR.

59. WELL, THAT'S NOT ALL OF IT.

60. BECAUSE THE AWARD WILL LOOK GOOD

61. ON YOUR COLLEGE APPLICATIONS,

62. AND HELP YOU GET INTO A BETTER SCHOOL.

63. YEAH. THAT'S ALL OF IT.

64. ATTENTION EVERYONE.

65. I'M BACK!

66. YEAH!

67. - ( applause ) - ( laughs )

68. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

69. YOU GUYS CAN GO PICK UP THAT CORPSE NOW.

70. OH! KAREN.

71. HELLO, DUNCAN.

72. HI. I THOUGHT YOU GAVE UP NURSING

73. AFTER YOU GOT MARRIED.

74. YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT MARRIED ANYMORE.

75. HE SAID I WAS LOUD AND BOSSY,

76. I THINK HE HAS COMMITMENT ISSUES.

77. WELL, IT'S, UH...

78. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

79. IS IT, DUNCAN?

80. IS IT?

81. BECAUSE I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME

82. WE WERE IN THIS ROOM TOGETHER.

83. DO YOU?

84. I BELIEVE I RESIGNED

85. DUE TO A TEMPORARY MISUNDERSTANDING.

86. YOU POPPED ONE OF THESE SALINE BAGS

87. AND SQUIRTED IT IN MY FACE!

88. TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO.

89. I'M KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU, DUNCAN.

90. I'VE HAD A LOT OF PROBLEMS

91. WITH NURSES RETURNING FROM MATERNITY LEAVE.

92. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ALL LIKE

93. "WAH WAH WAH I MISS MY BABY."

94. ARE YOU?

95. OF COURSE NOT.

96. GOOD.

97. I'M GONNA BE ALL "WAH WAH WAH

98. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO WORK WITH YOU AGAIN."

99. NOW, HERE IS OUR PRESENTATION.

100. AND SINCE WE'RE ITALY,

101. I DECIDED TO DRAW A NICE LITTLE

102. MAP OF OUR NATION ON THE COVER.

103. OH, GOOD. THAT'S ITALY.

104. I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE DRAWING SOME BOOTS THAT YOU WANTED.

105. LOOK, I DON'T DRAW BOOTS.

106. I'M NOT THAT SHALLOW.

107. OKAY.

108. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

109. WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE BABY?

110. DON'T WORRY. MY DAD'S GONNA MEET ME AT SCHOOL

111. AND WE'RE GONNA DO A HANDOFF.

112. LIKE IN FOOTBALL.

113. ANYWAY, IT'LL BE FINE.

114. TOBY'S SUCH A SWEET LITTLE BOY,

115. WE WON'T EVEN KNOW HE'S THERE.

116. WHY ARE YOU SINGING?

117. THE CHILD IS OBVIOUSLY IN DISTRESS.

118. - SEE? - ( chuckles )

119. AMAZING.

120. LULLABIES WERE FORBIDDEN IN MY HOUSE.

121. MY MOTHER WOULD ONLY ALLOW ME TO LISTEN TO 18th CENTURY ITALIAN OPERAS.

122. OH, SO THAT'S WHY YOU TURNED OUT TO BE...

123. THE WAY THAT YOU ARE.

124. "YOU'VE BEEN ARRESTED BY A SHERIFF KITTY.

125. GO TO THE DOG POUND."

126. I DON'T GET IT.

127. THE GAME'S CALLED "PUPPY TOWN,"

128. BUT THE SHERIFF'S A CAT?

129. OKAY. AH.

130. YOU WIN AGAIN, CHARLIE.

131. THE 10th STRAIGHT TIME.

132. - PLAY AGAIN? - NO NO NO NO NO NO.

133. NO MORE "PUPPY TOWN." I'M ALL—

134. I'M ALL PUPPIED OUT.

135. LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE.

136. WANT TO READ A BOOK?

137. OKAY.

138. "RETURN TO PUPPY TOWN."

139. MY PHONE'S UPSTAIRS. HANG ON.

140. GABE? IT'S YOUR TURN TO WATCH CHARLIE.

141. JUST A MINUTE!

142. WHAT'D YOU SAY?

143. EH.

144. CHARLIE?

145. DID YOU RUN AWAY?

146. 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, I DON'T BLAME YOU.

147. WANT TO PLAY?

148. OH, "PUPPY TOWN," HUH?

149. I USED TO PLAY WITH MY SON RODNEY.

150. I HAVE TO WARN YOU, I'M PRETTY GOOD.

151. ME TOO.

152. OKAY, HOTSHOT.

153. AND THIS IS MY BABY, TOBY.

154. ISN'T HE ADORABLE?

155. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE ADORABLE?

156. DOING YOUR JOB!

157. YOU DON'T SEE ME GOING AROUND

158. SHOWING EVERYONE PICTURES OF MY PLANT.

159. A PLANT.

160. HOW WISE OF YOU TO GET SOMETHING

161. THAT CAN'T RUN AWAY.

162. TAKE PICTURE OF PLANT,

163. MAKE PEOPLE LOOK AT IT.

164. OKAY, I'M JUST GOING TO CHECK

165. YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE, MR. FRANKLIN.

166. YOU CAN CALL ME TOBY.

167. OH, TOBY.

168. THAT'S MY BABY'S NAME.

169. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT.

170. TODAY'S MY FIRST DAY BACK AT WORK,

171. AND I JUST MISS HIM SO MUCH.

172. OH, TOBY.

173. YOU'RE HURTING ME.

174. OH, NO, SWEETIE.

175. I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU. MAMA LOVES YOU.

176. HEY, I CAN'T FEEL MY ARM.

177. WHAT?

178. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY, MR. FRANKLIN.

179. I'M JUST HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE FOCUSING TODAY.

180. THAT'S OKAY, DEAR.

181. YOU WORK IN A HOSPITAL, NO NEED TO FOCUS ON YOUR JOB.

182. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.

183. WHAT YOU READING?

184. "RETURN TO PUPPY TOWN."

185. YOU KNOW, I CAN'T GET PAST SHERIFF KITTY.

186. I MEAN, WHY WOULD DOGS OBEY A CAT?

187. THANK YOU.

188. OKAY.

189. SO, WHERE'S CHARLIE?

190. THAT'S FUNNY.

191. I'LL DO IT.

192. "SO, WHERE'S CHARLIE?"

193. I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU.

194. "I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU."

195. DUDE, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

196. 'CAUSE YOU'RE PRETENDING YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE CHARLIE IS.

197. I DON'T KNOW WHERE CHARLIE IS!

198. WHAT?

199. THIS IS SUDDENLY NOT FUNNY.

200. - YOU THINK? - WE GOT TO FIND HER.

201. UH, CHARLIE?

202. - CHARLIE? - CHARLIE?

203. HEY, GUYS.

204. HEY, DAD.

205. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

206. UH...

207. PLAYING HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK WITH CHARLIE.

208. YEAH. SHE'S VERY GOOD.

209. YOU WANT TO HELP US LOOK?

210. SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE HOUSE.

211. OR OUTSIDE.

212. THE RULES WERE KIND OF VAGUE.

213. YEAH.

214. OH, HEY.

215. HERE'S AN IDEA.

216. WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO NEXT DOOR

217. AND LOOK IN MRS. DABNEY'S HOUSE.

218. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY

219. I THINK YOU SHOULD GO OVER AND LOOK THERE?

220. 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS GAME?

221. NO, BECAUSE MRS. DABNEY CALLED ME AN HOUR AGO

222. TO TELL ME THAT CHARLIE HAD GONE OVER THERE.

223. ALL BY HERSELF.

224. OH.

225. SO...

226. A LITTLE MOMENT OF PANIC, BUT A HAPPY ENDING, HUH, DAD?

227. GO GET HER.

228. OH, AND WHEN YOU GUYS COME BACK

229. WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE TALK.

230. SHERIFF KITTY?

231. WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

232. - VICTOR. - VICTORIA.

233. THIS IS WHO YOU'RE PARTNERED WITH?

234. TEDDY DUNCAN?

235. SHE'S ACADEMICALLY INFERIOR.

236. SHE'S NOT INFERIOR, SHE'S MARGINAL.

237. SITTING RIGHT HERE, GUYS.

238. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

239. I'M GOING TO LEAD NORWAY TO VICTORY.

240. OF COURSE SHE WOULD BE NORWAY.

241. COLD, ISOLATED,

242. YET IRRESISTIBLE.

243. DAD, WHERE ARE YOU?

244. WHAT?

245. OH, MAN. OKAY. YEAH, OKAY.

246. JUST GET HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

247. OKAY, BYE.

248. BAD NEWS.

249. UM, MY DAD IS RUNNING LATE,

250. SO WE'RE KIND OF STUCK WITH THE BABY

251. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

252. WHAT? WE CAN'T GIVE OUR PRESENTATION WITH A BABY.

253. OKAY, RELAX. NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW HE'S HERE.

254. YEAH, UNLESS THEY HAVE A SENSE OF SMELL.

255. MAN, TOBY.

256. AGAIN?

257. ALL RIGHT, LET ME CHANGE YOU.

258. REALLY? RIGHT HERE?

259. THIS IS HIGHLY INAPPRO—

260. VICTOR, ARE YOU OKAY?

261. FINE. JUST GONNA STAY DOWN HERE FOR A MINUTE.

262. PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA.

263. WELCOME TO THE 14th ANNUAL

264. SOUTH HIGH STUDENT UNITED NATIONS COMPETITION.

265. AS I ALWAYS SAY AT THIS JUNCTURE,

266. GAME ON.

267. YES, THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE DELEGATE FROM NORWAY.

268. THANK YOU, MR. CHAIRMAN.

269. I WOULD LIKE TO PROTEST THE FACT

270. THAT THE ITALIAN DELEGATION

271. APPEARS TO CONSIST OF THREE PEOPLE.

272. THE MAXIMUM ALLOWED IS TWO.

273. ITALY, CARE TO REBUT?

274. UM, THE THIRD PERSON IS A BABY.

275. A BABY IS A HUMAN BEING.

276. ( chuckles ) ITALY HAS ADMITTED

277. TO BREAKING THE RULES

278. AND SHOULD BE DISMISSED FROM THE PROCEEDINGS.

279. ISN'T SHE MAGNIFICENT?

280. MR. CHAIRMAN,

281. ITALY IS INVOLVED IN SOME FAMILY CARE ISSUES,

282. ITALY'S FATHER PROMISED TO BE HERE,

283. BUT AS WE CAN SEE

284. HE HAS FAILED TO CROSS THE BORDER.

285. THE CHAIR UNDERSTANDS,

286. HAVING DEALT WITH ITALY'S PARENTS BEFORE.

287. DOUBLE SIXES? YOU WIN AGAIN.

288. SET 'EM UP. THIS ISN'T OVER.

289. WELL, IT ONLY TOOK YOU

290. 73 MINUTES TO REALIZE YOUR LITTLE SISTER WAS MISSING.

291. IN OUR DEFENSE...

292. YOU GOT ANYTHING?

293. NOPE.

294. OH.

295. CHARLIE, THERE YOU ARE.

296. OH, PLAYING "PUPPY TOWN," HUH?

297. HOW YOU DOING?

298. IT'S ABOUT EVEN.

299. NO, IT'S NOT.

300. I LET HER WIN.

301. - SHE SAID BAD WORDS. - ( gasps )

302. JUST TAKE HER AND GET OUT.

303. PA: Dr. Elliot to ICU. Dr. Elliot to ICU.

304. Charlie's voice over PA: Mommy, I see you.

305. Mommy, I see you.

306. CHARLIE?

307. CHARLIE, IS THAT YOU?

308. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

309. UM, NO ONE.

310. DR. NAPIER'S LOOKING FOR YOU.

311. OH, AND TOMORROW, YOU'RE WORKING A DOUBLE.

312. GOOD FOR YOU, KAREN.

313. WAY TO TAKE THE REINS.

314. DR. NAPIER, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

315. YES, I WANT YOU TO COME HOME, MOMMY.

316. UH, EXCUSE ME?

317. I MISS YOU, MOMMY.

318. YOU DO?

319. CAN I HAVE A HUG?

320. OF COURSE YOU CAN.

321. OHH.

322. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUNCAN?

323. AND THAT IS WHY NORWAY BELIEVES

324. THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT PROBLEM FACING THE WORLD TODAY

325. IS DEBT. THANK YOU.

326. WE WILL NOW HEAR FROM THE ITALIAN DELEGATION.

327. THANK YOU, MR. CHAIRMAN.

328. ITALY BELIEVES THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE

329. FACING THE WORLD TODAY IS THE ENVIRONMENT.

330. JUST KEEP GOING.

331. AS I WAS SAYING...

332. DO SOMETHING. MAKE HIM BE QUIET.

333. ONLY SINGING WILL DO THAT.

334. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO,

335. SING THE PRESENTATION?

336. ITALY, WE'RE WAITING.

337. YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. JUST SING IT.

338. - BUT I— - SING.

339. ALL RIGHT, I JUST PUT CHARLIE DOWN FOR HER NAP,

340. SO LET'S TALK. HOW COULD YOU TWO BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE?

341. DAD, BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT,

342. WE MADE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

343. OH, SWEET MAMA, IS THAT A CHICKEN BOB-PIE?

344. MM-HMM.

345. STUFFED WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE,

346. MINI HOT DOGS,

347. AND ONION RINGS.

348. AND LOVE.

349. NO. NO.

350. LOOK, GUYS, BRIBERY IS NOT GONNA WORK.

351. I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU TWO.

352. NOW, I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.

353. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER AT THE HIGH SCHOOL TO PICK UP TOBY,

354. BUT NOW I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS.

355. WE'RE SORRY, DAD.

356. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE

357. YOU WOULD LET CHARLIE WALK RIGHT OUT THAT DOOR.

358. DAD, WE WON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

359. GOOD.

360. NOW IF WE'RE DONE,

361. I BELIEVE THERE WAS A PIE MENTIONED.

362. AND NOW THE EXCITING MOMENT

363. THAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,

364. THE WINNER OF THE 14th ANNUAL

365. SOUTH HIGH STUDENT U.N. COMPETITION IS...

366. OH, MY GOODNESS. ITALY.

367. YES!

368. WE WON!

369. VICTOR?

370. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING LIKE THAT.

371. IT WAS SO ROMANTIC.

372. DOES THIS MEAN YOU WANT ME BACK?

373. IS 64 THE SQUARE ROOT OF

374. 4,096?

375. OH, DARLING.

376. CONGRATULATIONS, ITALY.

377. WOW, UM—

378. YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO THANK THE LITTLE PEOPLE.

379. AND BY LITTLE PEOPLE, I MEAN TOBY.

380. LOVE YOU, BRO.

381. HEY, GUYS.

382. HEY, MOM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME FROM WORK SO EARLY?

383. OH, I HAD A TERRIBLE DAY.

384. I KEPT HAVING THESE CRAZY HALLUCINATIONS

385. ABOUT TOBY AND CHARLIE.

386. IN FACT, THEY'RE STILL GOING ON.

387. I THOUGHT I JUST SAW CHARLIE IN MRS. DABNEY'S WINDOW.

388. ( chuckles ) YOU— THAT'S CRAZY.

389. MOMMY!

390. DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE HER?

391. SHE GOT OUT AGAIN.

392. SOME OPERATION YOU'RE RUNNING HERE.

393. BUT...

394. THEY LOST HER FIRST!

395. - WHAT? - HE ATE THREE PIES.

396. - YEAH! - 'CAUSE YOU MADE THEM FOR ME.

397. QUIET EVERYBODY!

398. PIE BOY, IN THE KITCHEN NOW!

399. AND YOU TWO WATCH YOUR SISTER.

400. HONEY HONEY HONEY, OKAY, LOOK.

401. I CAN EXPLAIN.

402. I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD.

403. BOB, I MISSED THE KIDS SO MUCH TODAY.

404. GOING BACK TO WORK IS SO MUCH HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

405. HONEY, IT'S JUST THE FIRST DAY.

406. IT'S GONNA GET BETTER.

407. I DON'T KNOW.

408. BOB, WE HAVE TWO LITTLE ONES NOW,

409. AND THEY BOTH NEED ME SO MUCH.

410. I JUST—

411. LOOK, I KNOW WE NEED THE MONEY,

412. BUT IF THERE'S A WAY I COULD STAY HOME—

413. OKAY, ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT.

414. LOOK, IF THIS IS WHAT'S BEST FOR THE FAMILY.

415. THEN WE'LL—

416. WE'LL FIND A WAY.

417. OH, BOB.

418. OKAY.

419. GUESS I'D BETTER GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL AND QUIT.

420. CAN'T YOU DO THAT OVER THE PHONE?

421. IT'S KAREN.

422. I SHOULD DO IT IN PERSON.

423. HELLO, KAREN.

424. IS THAT FOR A PATIENT?

425. - NOPE. - YOU QUITTING?

426. - YUP. - DO I HAVE TIME TO PUT ON MY GOGGLES?

427. I RECENTLY BOUGHT GOGGLES BECAUSE I HAD A FEELING.

428. NOPE.

429. WHOA! OH!

430. OH NO!

431. OHH...

432. GOOD FOR YOU, AMY.

433. GOOD FOR YOU.

434. Well, Charlie, it looks like mom's gonna be

435. staying at home for a while.

436. And since we got new childproof locks,

437. we are hoping you will be too.

438. No, but seriously, it's gonna be really great

439. to have mom at home.

440. For you, and for Toby,

441. and yeah, well, for all of us.

442. Breakfast is ready.

443. - ( coughing ) - ( smoke alarm beeping )

444. Better give it a minute.

445. You're gonna be with her for three meals a day.

446. Good luck, Charlie.

447. HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?

448. BUT I CAN'T SING.

449. ♪ YOU MUST SING WITH US

450. YEAH, THAT WAS TERRIBLE.

451. NO NO NO NO. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE.

452. WHY DO I EVEN TRY WITH YOU PEOPLE?