1. - Hey, honey.
- Hi.
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2. - What you got there?
- Oh, it's a wonderful painting
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3. by an up-and-coming
artist named,
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4. huh, Amy Duncan.
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5. That's right. Hey, you had
your first art class tonight.
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6. - How'd that go?
- I don't know, you tell me.
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7. Ba-bam.
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8. - What is it?
- It's obvious.
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9. Oh! Oh, I know.
It's three eggs in a nest.
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10. No, wait. No, it's a baked potato
with three pats of butter.
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11. Dad, you see that in every painting.
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12. Oh, I think it's baby chicks
eating out of a football.
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13. Lemons, okay?
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14. It's a bowl of lemons.
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15. Oh.
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16. You people have no appreciation for art.
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17. Oh, come on, honey.
Honey.
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18. - What?
- Come on, you know what they say...
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19. If life gives you a bowl of lemons...
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20. That's not very well painted...
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21. Then you should make...
make dinner?
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22. Good save, dad.
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23. - Hey, guys.
- What are you doing here?
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24. Did you come to see me sign up
for the battle of the bands?
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25. Or maybe Teddy bear is here to see me.
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26. Okay, so the topic is
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27. "insane reasons
why Teddy's at the mall."
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28. No no no, i'm here to
sign up for battle of the bands.
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29. - You have a band?
- Yes, I do.
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30. My friend Skyler and I have
been working on some music.
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31. Oh no... Spencer.
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32. - Man, if he's in this thing, we are toast.
- He's a complete package
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33. with the singing, the dancing
and the sparkly smiling.
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34. Excuse me.
Hey, guys.
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35. - Hey.
- Mm-hmm.
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36. So you're... you're...
you have a band now?
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37. - No, I'm gonna perform alone.
- Huh.
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38. Because this is battle of the bands
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39. and I'm pretty sure
the word "band" implies group,
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40. I.E., more than one.
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41. I mean, I could be wrong,
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42. but I don't...
don't think so.
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43. Actually, I called and they
said I could perform alone...
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44. Something about drawing a bigger crowd.
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45. No, I don't know.
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46. I should get back in line, so good luck.
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47. You know something?
His teeth were not that sparkly.
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48. That's just what I was thinking.
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49. Dude, we're gonna win this thing
because we are so insane.
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50. - We're so insane.
Fist bump. - Up top.
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51. - Fist... fist bump. Up top.
- Up top. Fist bump.
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52. - Okay, stop stop stop.
- We've done this before. Oh, wait.
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53. - Hey.
- Hey.
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54. What you got there?
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55. A brand-new mytab.
My best friend Lucas gave it to me.
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56. Lucas? Never heard of him.
How long have you guys been best friends?
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57. Since 3:00 today when
he gave me this mytab.
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58. Sounds like he's trying
to buy your friendship.
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59. Well, it worked.
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60. Well, it's too expensive a gift.
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61. - You're gonna have to give it back.
- What? Why?
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62. You shouldn't choose your friends
because of the stuff they have.
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63. Now how would you like it if people only
liked you because you had nice things?
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64. Why don't I keep this
and we'll test your theory?
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65. Gabe, if you won't give it back, I will.
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66. Fine.
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67. Fine, dad.
I don't need this thing.
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68. I have plenty of other
great games to play with.
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69. Like this.
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70. You disgust me.
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71. Okay.
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72. - Shall we?
- Shall we what?
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73. Rehearse the song.
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74. - Oh! Right.
- Yeah.
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75. Duh! What else
would we do? Airhead!
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76. - Shall we?
- Shall we what?
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77. Oh! One, two,
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78. one, two, three.
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79. excuse me!
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80. Excuse me!
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81. Guys, we are trying to rehearse!
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82. So are we.
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83. - Hi.
- Hi.
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84. - I'm... I'm P.J.
- I'm Skyler.
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85. - I'm Emmett. - Maybe you guys
should go rehearse somewhere else?
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86. - Or we could.
- Skyler dear, a word.
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87. See, we were here first,
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88. so if anyone's leaving, it's them.
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89. Now you have to back me up on this, okay?
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90. - Got it.
- Okay.
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91. - We were here first.
- Yeah!
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92. - And we're not leaving.
- Yeah!
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93. - We're not leaving either.
- Yeah!
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94. Okay, only after I say stuff.
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95. Got it.
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96. Skyler, let's go.
We have a contest to win.
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97. Yeah, well, so do we.
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98. three, two, one.
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99. Hello, Mrs. dabney.
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100. Look at us, Charlie.
Aren't we a couple of artists?
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101. We are. Come here.
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102. Oh, that's my girl.
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103. Now what is this?
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104. - A tree.
- A tree. It is a tree.
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105. Okay. Now what are
you painting?
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106. - Tree.
- A tree?
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107. No, honey, mommy's is a tree,
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108. yours is just a bunch
of squiggly lines, okay?
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109. Okay, but you know what?
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110. We're gonna put it on the wall anyway.
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111. Put it right there.
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112. A tree.
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113. I don't think so.
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114. Bob honey, could you clean up Charlie?
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115. I live for it.
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116. Val! Oh my goodness.
What a surprise.
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117. - Please please, come in.
- I came to talk to you about art class.
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118. - Yeah. - As you can
probably tell by my aura...
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119. I bring bad news.
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120. - What? What is it?
- Come.
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121. Amy, I have been teaching
art for many years,
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122. and I've always believed that everybody
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123. has artistic ability,
no matter how deeply buried.
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124. And then I met you.
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125. What? You don't think
I have talent?
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126. Oh! Your words,
not mine.
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127. Although if I were to use words,
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128. I'd choose those.
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129. Well, uh, give me another chance.
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130. What is that? Oh!
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131. It's glorious!
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132. What passion!
What vibrancy!
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133. Oh, Amy, you paint with a Joy
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134. that's almost childlike.
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135. - Well, actually...
- It's genius!
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136. Thank you.
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137. This is what you should be focusing on...
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138. Abstract work.
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139. Thank you.
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140. I call it... "Tree."
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141. - Hi.
- Hi.
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142. - Is Teddy here?
- Actually, she's not home yet.
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143. - Come on in.
- Thanks.
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144. Oh, I liked your song yesterday.
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145. Oh! Oh, thanks.
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146. Yeah, I like it too.
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147. No, I mean I liked your song too.
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148. Well, I...
I didn't really hear it,
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149. but I like... your hair.
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150. Thanks.
I like your hair too.
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151. It must be nice for your girlfriend
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152. to have a boyfriend
who has such great hair.
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153. I don't have a girlfriend.
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154. - Oh, that's too bad.
- Yeah.
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156. If you want to tell your boyfriend
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157. that I don't have a girlfriend,
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158. I'm cool with that.
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159. I don't have a boyfriend.
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160. Bummer.
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161. - Sorry I'm late.
- Oh, no problem.
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162. - P.J.'S been keeping me company.
- Sorry about that too.
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163. All right.
Come on, let's rehearse.
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164. Hey, don't bother us.
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165. Yeah, don't bother us.
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166. Dad, this is Gabe's dad.
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167. - Hey, I'm Bob.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Bruce.
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168. Wow, this is...
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169. This is quite the room you've got here.
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170. - Yeah.
- Oh man!
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171. - Star squadron?
- Yeah yeah, I've got kind of a thing
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172. - for old arcade games.
- Wow.
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173. You know, if I had a trayful
of tacos and a root beer,
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174. this would be like High
School all over again.
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175. Albert, can I get
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176. a trayful of tacos and some root beer?
Thanks.
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177. You're kidding, right?
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178. I never kid about tacos, Bob.
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179. I was just about to watch the game.
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180. You wanna join me?
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181. Oh, this is awesome!
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182. Oh oh oh, Bob, what was it you
wanted to talk to me about?
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183. Oh, I just wanted to...
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184. Oh! Here comes
the taco boat.
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185. Umm, I...
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186. I-I... I just wanted
to say how happy I am
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187. that Gabe and Lucas and you and me
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188. - are best friends.
- Oh.
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189. Gabe, I thought it over,
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190. - and here.
- Y-you're gonna let me keep it?
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191. Why'd you change your mind?
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192. Because I'm not an unreasonable man.
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193. In fact, I'm so not unreasonable,
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194. I accepted one myself.
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I'm complaining,
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196. but you're sending me
some mixed messages here.
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197. I like to think of them
as flexible messages.
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198. You saw the den, didn't you?
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199. I had two trays of tacos.
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200. And we're gonna have more this Sunday,
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201. because we got invited over
to watch the football game.
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202. Welcome to the dark side.
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203. We've been expecting you.
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205. Nope, but it's almost time for me to win...
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206. I mean compete in battle of the bands,
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207. - so I should get going.
- Right.
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208. Thanks for your help.
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209. Clump nugget.
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210. Oh, Skyler, there you are.
I've been looking all over for you.
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211. Oh, I was in the photo booth.
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212. Yup yup, I see that now.
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213. Come on, we have to get going.
It's almost time for us to go...
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214. Actually, I don't want
to do the contest anymore.
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215. - What? Why not?
- Well, because...
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216. I don't want to compete
against my boyfriend.
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217. Boyfriend?
Who's your boyfriend?
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218. No. No. No!
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219. Yes yes yes.
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220. And so you guys are a couple?
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221. That's right,
P.J.'S my dude.
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222. - And Skyler's my lady.
- Mm-hmm.
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223. And Teddy's gonna hurl.
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224. Wha... so that's why you don't
want to do battle of the bands?
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225. - Because you're a couple?
- That's right,
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226. 'cause competing against each other
would not be good for our relationship.
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227. - But what about our song?
- You can sing it.
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228. - But it's a duet.
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229. So I can't "du-et"
without you.
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230. - Hey, guys. What's going on?
- Hey, man.
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231. I'll tell you what's going on.
P.J. And Skyler are a couple
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232. and now they don't want
to do battle of the bands.
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233. What? After all
our hard work?
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She said no.
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237. Come on.
Come on, Charlie.
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238. - One painting for mama?
- I tired.
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239. Okay, come on, Charlie.
Just one little painting
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242. I just put her down for a nap.
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243. Oh, well, I guess
she just got her second wind.
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244. I tired.
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245. Don't know where that came from.
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246. All right.
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247. What's going on?
Why are you acting crazier than usual?
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248. My art teacher came over
to tell me that I stink.
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249. Okay, I'm with you so far.
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250. Then she took one look
at Charlie's painting
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252. You took the credit for it.
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253. Well, I made Charlie, so in a
way, I made that painting.
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I made that painting too.
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that painting around
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256. inside of you for nine months?
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You're the best wife.
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263. - Go on.
- Okay.
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264. I'll tell you what... why
don't we put Charlie to bed
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265. and then you and I can cuddle?
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266. Because you are also the best at that.
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267. I tired.
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268. well, would you look at that...
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269. Our ex-boyfriend's
gonna win this thing.
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270. I don't care.
I have a new boyfriend.
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it makes me so mad.
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273. Because you two became an annoying
couple, we can't compete.
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274. - Wait a minute.
- Ooh, I know that look.
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275. She's getting an idea.
I never get that look.
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276. Me neither!
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277. Aww.
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278. Oh! Man, I'm looking
forward to tonight.
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279. - Oh yeah, it should be a good game.
- Game-shmame.
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280. There's a rumor
Albert made fresh guacamole.
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281. The rumor... is true.
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282. Dad, I wanna go home.
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283. What?
It's almost kick-off.
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284. We were playing "witches versus warlocks 3"
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285. - and he said I cheated.
- Because you did cheat.
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I beat you.
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287. - Because you cheated!
- Take it easy, guys.
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288. - But, dad!
- Lucas.
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290. Dad, I didn't cheat.
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291. - Really?
- Yes!
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If I had really cheated,
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295. This is an insult to my cheating
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296. - and I will not stand for it!
- Okay okay, all right.
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298. Couldn't you just say you cheated?
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299. You want me to apologize
for something I didn't do?
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300. Albert made fresh guacamole.
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301. Bob, my boy's pretty upset.
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have Gabe apologize to Lucas,
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304. No, I believe my boy, Bruce.
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305. If he said he didn't
cheat, he didn't cheat.
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306. - Thanks dad.
- Yeah, well,
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307. I think we should get going.
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308. You know, Bob, I admire that
you stood up for your son.
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309. - So you want us to stay?
- No.
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310. Keeping the mytab.
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311. All right! Yeah!
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312. Okay, now our next band
is P.J. And the vibe,
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314. Um, this is a song about new love
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315. and how people find each other,
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annoy someone's sister.
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317. oh! I did not expect that.
All right!
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318. Give it up for P.J.,
Tyler, Skyler and whatever.
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319. Oh.
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320. Okay, the judges have made
their final decision.
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321. In third place, the winner
of the $100 gift certificate
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325. And now let's bring out our two finalists.
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326. Spencer Walsh, come on up.
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327. P.J. And them,
y'all come on over here too.
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328. Come on.
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329. All right, and the winner
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330. of the $500 shopping spree is
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plus P.J. And the vibe!
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332. - Congratulations.
- Thanks.
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333. Clump nugget.
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334. - Teddy, you just hugged me.
- Yeah, I know.
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335. - I'm just really happy.
- Oh no, I'm cool with that.
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336. Hey, Charlie, you remember my
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340. - It also felt... - Hey, do you
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343. in the comfort of our own hot tub,
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344. which is every bit as good as being over
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345. - at Bruce and Lucas's house.
- No, it's not.
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350. Good luck, Charlie.
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351. Oh, this is the life.
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355. Let's go! These glasses
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357. Yeah yeah, okay.
More root beer.
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358. Good help is so hard to find.
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