1. - Hey!
- There you are.
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2. So what's the big news
and why didn't you
just text me?
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3. Because I wanted to see
the expression on your face
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4. When I told you—
okay, here goes:
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5. So that really
hot senior Josh
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6. Invited me to his party
this weekend.
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bring a friend.
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went down.
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10. So I was standing at my locker
when Josh asked me.
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11. I got so nervous I closed
my hair in the door
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12. And I had to stand there
like this.
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14. Our moms will never let us
go to a senior party.
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15. - Already solved that.
- Ooh, we're gonna lie.
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16. - We can't.
You're a terrible liar.
- I am not.
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17. Yeah you are.
Whenever you lie,
your voice gets really high.
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18. huh-uh!
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19. Okay, so here's the plan.
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20. You know that app that lets you
create fake phone calls?
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21. That what
that creates what?
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22. There's a phone app
that you can create
fake phone calls with.
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23. All I have to do is record
my mom saying some stuff
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24. That sounds like
she's giving me permission
to go to the party.
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25. Ah, then when my mom hears it
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26. - She'll let me go.
- Exactly.
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27. And we go to the party and Josh
falls in love with me.
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28. Oh, and his cute best friend
falls in love with me,
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29. But I tell him that
I have a boyfriend,
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30. But he doesn't take no
for an answer—
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31. - Are you done?
- And then
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32. There's a third guy
that gets interested...
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34. You know daddy loves you,
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35. But daddy's played baby
about 100 times
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36. And he doesn't feel so good.
He needs to rest.
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37. Oh, okay.
All right.
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38. Oh, I know!
Let's play
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39. Baby watches daddy
take a nap.
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40. Aha!
Boys, I need your help.
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41. - Really?
- Today at work I got
bit by a spider.
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42. You're an exterminator.
Doesn't that happen every day?
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43. Well, this particular spider
I happen to be mildly
allergic to.
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44. that's disgusting!
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45. Cover it, cover it, cover it.
Please, I think I'm gonna barf.
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46. Thank you so much
for your concern.
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47. I went
and I saw the doctor.
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48. She says the swelling's
going to be gone in
a couple of days.
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49. Oh, that's revolting.
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50. Although it does make
your tummy look smaller.
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51. "gosh, dad,
how could I help?"
thanks for asking.
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52. P.J., I need you to cover
for me at work tomorrow.
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53. - I got a really busy day.
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54. fine, I'll help.
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55. But I better not
get a giant arm too.
I just bought some shirts.
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56. Gabe, I gotta go
upstairs and rest,
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57. So I need you to look after
Charlie, okay?
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58. What am I supposed to do
with Charlie?
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59. Wha— you play baby
with her.
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60. Come on, she loves it.
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61. Fetch.
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62. Okay, Ivy, I'm about to launch
phase one of operation fool mom.
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63. What? No.
I don't know what
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64. I'm gonna wear to the party.
Let's trick our moms first.
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65. - Hi mom.
- Hey.
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66. What? Mom,
I haven't seen you all day
and all I get is a hey?
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67. Sorry.
Hi, Teddy!
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68. Uh, mom, could you get
this loose thread
on my sweater?
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69. - Where is it?
- Oh, must have fallen off.
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70. Threads.
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71. Go figure.
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72. How are you doing?
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73. Fine.
Oh, mom,
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a personal question?
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75. Honey, of course you can.
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what's the question?
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78. Oh, I don't have one
right now.
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79. Just...
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80. You know, good to know
for down the road.
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81. Seriously,
how are you doing?
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82. Oh, mom,
you took Spanish, right?
What does this mean?
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83. That means
I like that boy.
He's very nice.
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84. Wait a minute, I thought
you were taking french.
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85. Oh, wow.
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86. Guess that's why
I didn't understand it.
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87. - I love you, mom.
- I love you too, honey.
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88. Weird— I usually have
those conversations with P.J.
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89. dad, make it stop.
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90. - Make what stop?
- Play baby.
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91. That.
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92. Everywhere I go
"play baby,
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93. Play baby,
play baby."
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94. I'm sorry, son,
but somebody has finally
found you likeable.
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95. Well, I can't take it
anymore.
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96. I'm going to the library.
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97. - The library?
- Yeah, dad.
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98. It's come to that.
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99. - Do you even know
where the library is?
- I'll find it.
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100. - she's coming!
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101. Okay, are you ready
with your phone?
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102. Ready.
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103. - Oh, hi, Mrs. Wentz.
- Hi, Teddy.
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104. - Ivy, didn't you hear me?
- No.
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105. I have been honking
and screaming "ivy"
for 10 minutes.
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106. That was you?
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107. I know so many people.
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108. - Let's go.
- Before that, quick question.
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109. - What?
- There's a senior boy
named Josh
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110. And he invited Teddy and me
to a party this weekend.
Can I go?
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111. Now, Ivy,
you know my policy.
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112. Unless I've met the boy,
the answer's no.
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113. And I'm sure Teddy's mom
said the same thing.
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114. Oh well, actually I haven't
asked my mom yet.
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115. Oh hey, why don't I call
my mom at work and see
what she says?
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116. it's ringing.
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117. - Hi, mom.
- Hi, Teddy.
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118. Uh, mom, I was calling to see
if I can go to a party?
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119. - Where is it?
- It's at my friend
Josh's house.
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120. You know Josh, right?
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121. I like that boy.
He's very nice.
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122. So what do you say?
Can I go to the party?
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123. Honey, of course you can.
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124. Thanks, mom.
You're the best.
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125. All right, I don't
want to keep you.
Love you!
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126. Love you too, honey.
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127. See?
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128. Teddy gets to go.
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129. Well, if it's okay
with Amy.
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130. - it's okay with me.
You can go.
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131. Thanks, mom.
You're the best.
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132. I like that boy.
He's very nice.
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133. What was that?
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134. Oh, I was just doing
an impression of my mom.
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136. "Teddy, get in here!"
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137. What is it, dad?
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138. "who ate the last donut?"
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139. You did, dad.
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140. well, we'd better
get going.
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141. Mmm, what smells so good?
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142. - Hot dogs.
- Oh.
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143. Nothing makes
boiled water smell better
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144. Than Amy Duncan's
hot dogs.
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145. This should be good.
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146. Um, so, mom,
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147. I was wondering if I could go
to a party at Josh's house.
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148. He's this really cute senior.
You don't know him.
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149. I'm sorry,
Teddy, the answer's no.
You know my policy.
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150. Oh, come on!
Ivy's mom is letting
her go.
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151. - Mary Lou wentz
gave permission?
- Yes.
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152. Yes, she did.
And I can call her if you
want to hear from her.
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153. I'd love to.
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154. Hi, Mrs. Wentz,
it's Teddy Duncan.
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155. I'm gonna put you
on speaker, okay?
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156. So, Mrs. Wentz, you're letting
Ivy go to that party, right?
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157. It's okay with me.
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158. - Are you sure,
Mary Lou, because—
- it's okay with me.
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159. - Really, you're not
the least bit—
- it's okay with me.
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160. Oops, lost her.
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161. So can I go to the party?
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162. Well...
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163. If it's okay with Mary Lou,
it's okay with me.
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164. Ooh, thank you, mommy!
Love you so much.
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165. Yeah... No one loves mom more
than when she's saying yes.
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166. That was an interesting
phone call.
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169. Yeah, it was.
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170. Having fun yet, kid?
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171. No, vern, I am not.
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172. First time
in a crawl space?
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173. I can't believe my dad
does this for a living.
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174. I'm really gonna have to start
paying attention in school.
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175. - Shh!
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176. Uh-oh, rats.
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177. Rats?
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catching possums.
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179. Sometimes the critters
make the decisions.
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180. - Where are the rats?
- All around us.
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183. Quiet.
If they smell fear,
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184. We're both dead.
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185. That was horrifying.
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187. Uh, that's termite poison.
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188. You only put that
on a sandwich once.
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189. Whoops.
Sorry.
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to finally meet you.
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191. Your dad sure talks
about you a lot.
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192. - He does?
- All the time.
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how you're smart,
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195. - He said all that about me?
- Oh yeah.
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197. Well, lunch break's
over, Ted.
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Ted?
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199. Oh, Teddy's my sister.
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200. Oh, then you must
be the self-confident
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201. Sharp-as-a-tack
mischief-maker.
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202. That's Gabe.
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203. Hmm.
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204. You're the little cutie pie
who just got out of diapers?
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205. I'm the oldest!
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206. - P.J.?
- Oh right, of course.
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207. P.J.--
You're the nice one.
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210. Smart and adorable
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211. And I'm just nice?
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that frown upside down.
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the rat bag.
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214. - Hi, Amy.
- Hi, Mary Lou!
Come on in.
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215. - Okay.
- What brings you here?
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217. Now if she's
going to a party,
she needs her boa.
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218. They just left,
but don't worry—
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will be festive enough.
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220. I gotta say, Amy,
I was a bit surprised
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to go to that party.
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222. Well, I only said yes
to Teddy because you gave
Ivy permission first.
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I respect you as a mother.
Cracker?
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225. But you gave Teddy
permission first
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of how much I respect you.
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best moms ever.
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my cartoons here.
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Teddy permission first.
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call you at work.
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called me at work.
I'm confused.
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- May I enlighten you?
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233. - Spill it.
- The girls used a phone app
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235. - What?
- They didn't!
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236. Oh, Mary Lou, but they did.
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so next time I'm bad—
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will be a next time—
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when I did something for you.
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trouble when they get home.
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241. Why wait till they get home?
They're not the only ones
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246. Shall we go to a party?
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let's remember this moment
the next time I need a favor.
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with the same creepy question?
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about the phony phone calls.
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253. What?
How'd they find out?
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Anywho...
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And heading your way.
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256. What? Our moms are
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257. G.P.S.?
They're not supposed
to know about that.
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258. Oh gosh, thanks, Gabe.
I owe you one.
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260. There you are.
I think Charlie wants
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"gabe, Gabe!"
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262. She can say it all she wants.
It's not gonna happen.
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263. I'm sick of her and I'm sick
of that stupid doll.
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I didn't mean it.
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being Gabe.
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How'd it go today?
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269. Vern must like you
because he's awful particular
about his rat bag.
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about us kids.
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271. - What'd I say?
- That everyone else is so great
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what's wrong with that?
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275. So "nice" is what your friend
calls the ugly girl
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to go out with.
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277. Is that all
I am to you—
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280. Going after the perps.
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281. Wait, the girls
are turning around.
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282. - What?
- Looks like they're headed
back to your house.
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283. Hold on your
your purse, Mary Lou.
We're making a u-ey.
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284. Oh yeah!
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285. - You know what
would be great?
- What?
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286. If we had a siren
and a flashing light.
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287. They got apps
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289. - I think we gotta talk.
- I'm not in the mood.
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291. Oh come on.
When I said you were nice
that was a compliment.
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292. - That was the best thing
you could say about me?
- I think that says a lot.
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295. Is that my kids are
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concerned about other people...
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298. Hey, by that standard
you're the kid I'm most
proud of.
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299. - Really?
- Really.
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300. Thanks, dad.
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301. Hey, thank you for helping me
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306. Oh!
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better hit those books.
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308. Well, that wasn't nice at all.
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309. Oh, what are you two doing here?
Did the party end early?
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not to go.
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312. We tricked you into giving us
permission to go to the party.
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to say we did.
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315. But on the way there something
made us change our minds.
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317. We saw the grape juice
billboard.
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the girl is hugging her mom
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319. Because she's so happy
with the juice?
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320. "grape moms think alike,"
I'm familiar with it.
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321. Anyway that got us to thinking
about how wonderful you two are
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325. Anyway, we know you're
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327. Well, we can talk
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you guys told us the truth.
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330. Darn you
for raising us so well.
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332. Hey, Ivy, I'm on my way out.
Are you here?
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of your house.
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it's not too late to go?
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335. Oh, girlfriend,
these senior parties
go all night.
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336. - Going somewhere?
- Back to bed.
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338. Caught by mom.
Can't go.
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339. - If you're not going,
I'm not going.
- You got that right.
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341. Charlie, come on.
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to say I'm sorry?
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for you to forgive me?
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347. Well, Charlie, I don't know
how you got him to do that,
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We'll be enjoying this
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350. Do you want me to spit up?
'cause I'm not afraid
to go there.
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351. Cranky baby.
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352. Hey, how's it going?
Good good.
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353. Remember a few weeks ago
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355. Well, today's the day.
You two never saw me.
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356. Bye-bye now.
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357. - come in.
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358. He's upstairs, boys.
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359. - Why'd you give him up, mom?
- He didn't do the dishes.
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