1. - Hey!
- Datang juga lo!
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2. jadi ada apa?
dan kenapa lo gak sms?
just text me?
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3. karena gue pingin liat
ekspressi muka lo
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4. waktu gue ngasih tau—
okay, ini nih:
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5. jadi
Senior yang ganteng JOsh
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6. Ngundang gue ke pesta
Akhir pekan ini
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7. dan dia bilang gua boleh
bawa teman
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8. jadi gimana bisa terjadi
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9. Okay okay okay.
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10. Jadi gue lagi berdiri depan loker
waktu Josh nanya gue
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11. gue terlalu gugup
rambut gue nyangkut di pintu loker
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12. dan gue harus berdiri disana.
seperti ini
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13. tunggu sebentar
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14. ibu kita gabakal lepasin kita
ke pesta senior
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15. - udah menyelesaikan itu
- Ooh, kita kaan berbohong
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16. - kita tidak bisa
kau pembohong yang payah
- aku tidak
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17. - iya kok
setiap kali berbohong
suaramu jadi lebih tinggi
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18. huh-uh!
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19. Okay, jadi rencananya gini
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20. kau tahu plikasi yang memberitahumu
membuat telepon palsu
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21. yang yang
membuat apa?
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22. ada aplikasi handphone
yang bisa kau buat
suara telephone palsu
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23. yang hanya kulakukan adalah merekam
ibu saya berbicara sesuatu
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24. yang kedengeranya
dia memberi izin untuk pergi ke pesta Josh
to go to the party.
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25. aah, dan waktu ibu saya mendengarnya
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26. - dia mengizinkan ku
- Betul sekali
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27. dan kita pergi ke pesta dan Josh
Jatuh cinta kepadaku
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28. Oh, dan temanya yang ganteng
jatuh cinta kepadaku
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29. TAPI aku bilang
aku sudah punya pacar
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30. TAPI dia tidak menerima tidak
sebagai jawaban—
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31. - sudah selesai?
- dan setelah itu
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32. ada orang ketiga
yang tertarik...
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33. ♪ things are crazy ♪
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34. ♪ but I know
your future's bright ♪
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35. Oh, Charlie.
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36. You know daddy loves you,
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37. But daddy's played baby
about 100 times
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38. And he doesn't feel so good.
He needs to rest.
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39. Oh, okay.
All right.
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40. Oh, I know!
Let's play
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41. Baby watches daddy
take a nap.
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42. Aha!
Boys, I need your help.
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43. - Really?
- Today at work I got
bit by a spider.
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44. You're an exterminator.
Doesn't that happen every day?
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45. Well, this particular spider
I happen to be mildly
allergic to.
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46. that's disgusting!
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47. Cover it, cover it, cover it.
Please, I think I'm gonna barf.
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48. Thank you so much
for your concern.
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49. I went
and I saw the doctor.
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50. She says the swelling's
going to be gone in
a couple of days.
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51. Oh, that's revolting.
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52. Although it does make
your tummy look smaller.
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53. "gosh, dad,
how could I help?"
thanks for asking.
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54. P.J., I need you to cover
for me at work tomorrow.
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55. - I got a really busy day.
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56. fine, I'll help.
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57. But I better not
get a giant arm too.
I just bought some shirts.
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58. Gabe, I gotta go
upstairs and rest,
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59. So I need you to look after
Charlie, okay?
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60. What am I supposed to do
with Charlie?
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61. Wha— you play baby
with her.
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62. Come on, she loves it.
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63. Fetch.
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64. Okay, Ivy, I'm about to launch
phase one of operation fool mom.
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65. What? No.
I don't know what
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66. I'm gonna wear to the party.
Let's trick our moms first.
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67. - Hi mom.
- Hey.
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68. What? Mom,
I haven't seen you all day
and all I get is a hey?
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69. Sorry.
Hi, Teddy!
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70. Uh, mom, could you get
this loose thread
on my sweater?
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71. - Where is it?
- Oh, must have fallen off.
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72. Threads.
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73. Go figure.
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74. How are you doing?
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75. Fine.
Oh, mom,
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76. Could I ask you
a personal question?
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77. Honey, of course you can.
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78. Great.
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79. What's— what's—
what's the question?
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80. Oh, I don't have one
right now.
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81. Just...
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82. You know, good to know
for down the road.
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83. Seriously,
how are you doing?
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84. Oh, mom,
you took Spanish, right?
What does this mean?
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85. That means
I like that boy.
He's very nice.
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86. Wait a minute, I thought
you were taking french.
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87. Oh, wow.
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88. Guess that's why
I didn't understand it.
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89. - I love you, mom.
- I love you too, honey.
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90. Weird— I usually have
those conversations with P.J.
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91. dad, make it stop.
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92. - Make what stop?
- Play baby.
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93. That.
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94. Everywhere I go
"play baby,
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95. Play baby,
play baby."
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96. I'm sorry, son,
but somebody has finally
found you likeable.
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97. Well, I can't take it
anymore.
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98. I'm going to the library.
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99. - The library?
- Yeah, dad.
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100. It's come to that.
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101. - Do you even know
where the library is?
- I'll find it.
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102. - she's coming!
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103. Okay, are you ready
with your phone?
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104. Ready.
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105. - Oh, hi, Mrs. Wentz.
- Hi, Teddy.
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106. - Ivy, didn't you hear me?
- No.
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107. I have been honking
and screaming "ivy"
for 10 minutes.
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108. That was you?
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109. I know so many people.
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110. - Let's go.
- Before that, quick question.
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111. - What?
- There's a senior boy
named Josh
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112. And he invited Teddy and me
to a party this weekend.
Can I go?
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113. Now, Ivy,
you know my policy.
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114. Unless I've met the boy,
the answer's no.
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115. And I'm sure Teddy's mom
said the same thing.
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116. Oh well, actually I haven't
asked my mom yet.
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117. Oh hey, why don't I call
my mom at work and see
what she says?
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118. it's ringing.
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119. - Hi, mom.
- Hi, Teddy.
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120. Uh, mom, I was calling to see
if I can go to a party?
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121. - Where is it?
- It's at my friend
Josh's house.
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122. You know Josh, right?
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123. I like that boy.
He's very nice.
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124. So what do you say?
Can I go to the party?
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125. Honey, of course you can.
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126. Thanks, mom.
You're the best.
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127. All right, I don't
want to keep you.
Love you!
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128. Love you too, honey.
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129. See?
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130. Teddy gets to go.
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131. Well, if it's okay
with Amy.
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132. - it's okay with me.
You can go.
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133. Thanks, mom.
You're the best.
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134. I like that boy.
He's very nice.
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135. What was that?
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136. Oh, I was just doing
an impression of my mom.
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137. I also do my dad.
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138. "Teddy, get in here!"
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139. What is it, dad?
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140. "who ate the last donut?"
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141. You did, dad.
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142. well, we'd better
get going.
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143. Mmm, what smells so good?
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144. - Hot dogs.
- Oh.
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145. Nothing makes
boiled water smell better
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146. Than Amy Duncan's
hot dogs.
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147. This should be good.
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148. Um, so, mom,
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149. I was wondering if I could go
to a party at Josh's house.
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150. He's this really cute senior.
You don't know him.
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151. I'm sorry,
Teddy, the answer's no.
You know my policy.
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152. Oh, come on!
Ivy's mom is letting
her go.
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153. - Mary Lou wentz
gave permission?
- Yes.
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154. Yes, she did.
And I can call her if you
want to hear from her.
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155. I'd love to.
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156. Hi, Mrs. Wentz,
it's Teddy Duncan.
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157. I'm gonna put you
on speaker, okay?
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158. So, Mrs. Wentz, you're letting
Ivy go to that party, right?
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159. It's okay with me.
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160. - Are you sure,
Mary Lou, because—
- it's okay with me.
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161. - Really, you're not
the least bit—
- it's okay with me.
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162. Oops, lost her.
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163. So can I go to the party?
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164. Well...
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165. If it's okay with Mary Lou,
it's okay with me.
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166. Ooh, thank you, mommy!
Love you so much.
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167. Yeah... No one loves mom more
than when she's saying yes.
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168. That was an interesting
phone call.
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169. Was it?
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170. Yeah.
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171. Yeah, it was.
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172. Having fun yet, kid?
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173. No, vern, I am not.
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174. First time
in a crawl space?
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175. I can't believe my dad
does this for a living.
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176. I'm really gonna have to start
paying attention in school.
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177. - Shh!
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178. Uh-oh, rats.
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179. Rats?
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180. I thought we were
catching possums.
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181. Sometimes the critters
make the decisions.
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182. - Where are the rats?
- All around us.
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183. - dozens.
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184. Maybe hundreds.
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185. Quiet.
If they smell fear,
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186. We're both dead.
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187. That was horrifying.
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188. Pass the salt, kid.
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189. Uh, that's termite poison.
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190. You only put that
on a sandwich once.
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191. Whoops.
Sorry.
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192. Well, it's nice
to finally meet you.
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193. Your dad sure talks
about you a lot.
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194. - He does?
- All the time.
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195. Goes on and on about you—
how you're smart,
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196. Driven, popular.
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197. - He said all that about me?
- Oh yeah.
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198. He's very proud.
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199. Well, lunch break's
over, Ted.
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200. Ted?
Ted?
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201. Oh, Teddy's my sister.
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202. Oh, then you must
be the self-confident
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203. Sharp-as-a-tack
mischief-maker.
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204. That's Gabe.
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205. Hmm.
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206. You're the little cutie pie
who just got out of diapers?
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207. I'm the oldest!
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208. - P.J.?
- Oh right, of course.
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209. P.J.--
You're the nice one.
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211. Everyone else is sharp,
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212. Smart and adorable
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213. And I'm just nice?
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214. I know what'll turn
that frown upside down.
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215. You get to carry
the rat bag.
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216. - Hi, Amy.
- Hi, Mary Lou!
Come on in.
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217. - Okay.
- What brings you here?
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218. Ivy forgot her boa.
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219. Now if she's
going to a party,
she needs her boa.
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220. They just left,
but don't worry—
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221. The leopard-print dress
will be festive enough.
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222. I gotta say, Amy,
I was a bit surprised
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223. You gave Teddy permission
to go to that party.
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224. Well, I only said yes
to Teddy because you gave
Ivy permission first.
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225. You know how much
I respect you as a mother.
Cracker?
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226. Oh, thank you.
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227. But you gave Teddy
permission first
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228. And I said yes because
of how much I respect you.
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229. Okay, yeah yeah yeah,
best moms ever.
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230. I'm trying to watch
my cartoons here.
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231. I— I didn't give
Teddy permission first.
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232. But I heard Teddy
call you at work.
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233. No, Teddy never
called me at work.
I'm confused.
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234. - Yeah, me too.
- May I enlighten you?
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235. - Spill it.
- The girls used a phone app
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236. You each gave them permission
to go to the party.
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237. - What?
- They didn't!
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238. Oh, Mary Lou, but they did.
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239. Now, mom,
so next time I'm bad—
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will be a next time—
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241. Just remember this moment
when I did something for you.
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242. They are gonna be in so much
trouble when they get home.
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243. Why wait till they get home?
They're not the only ones
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245. What do we know about apps?
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246. I have a g.P.S. App
on this phone.
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247. That means I can track
Ivy's phone.
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248. Shall we go to a party?
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250. hello?
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251. Teddy dear, Gabe here.
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252. Before I share the news,
let's remember this moment
the next time I need a favor.
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253. Why do all of your calls start
with the same creepy question?
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254. Mom and Mrs. Wentz know all
about the phony phone calls.
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255. What?
How'd they find out?
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256. That part remains a mystery.
Anywho...
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And heading your way.
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258. What? Our moms are
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259. G.P.S.?
They're not supposed
to know about that.
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260. Oh gosh, thanks, Gabe.
I owe you one.
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261. So it would seem.
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262. There you are.
I think Charlie wants
to play baby with you.
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263. She keeps going,
"gabe, Gabe!"
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264. She can say it all she wants.
It's not gonna happen.
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265. I'm sick of her and I'm sick
of that stupid doll.
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266. Oh, Charlie, come on!
I didn't mean it.
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being Gabe.
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268. Hey, there he is!
How'd it go today?
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270. Was carrying a bag of rats.
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271. Vern must like you
because he's awful particular
about his rat bag.
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272. Vern told me what you said
about us kids.
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273. - What'd I say?
- That everyone else is so great
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276. You're nice,
what's wrong with that?
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277. So "nice" is what your friend
calls the ugly girl
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to go out with.
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279. Is that all
I am to you—
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280. An ugly girl?
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281. Oh, this is so exciting—
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282. Going after the perps.
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283. Wait, the girls
are turning around.
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284. - What?
- Looks like they're headed
back to your house.
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285. Hold on your
your purse, Mary Lou.
We're making a u-ey.
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286. Oh yeah!
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287. - You know what
would be great?
- What?
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288. If we had a siren
and a flashing light.
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289. They got apps
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290. Hey.
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291. - I think we gotta talk.
- I'm not in the mood.
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292. Oh, that wasn't very nice.
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293. Oh come on.
When I said you were nice
that was a compliment.
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294. - That was the best thing
you could say about me?
- I think that says a lot.
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297. Is that my kids are
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298. Kind-hearted, genuinely
concerned about other people...
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299. Nice.
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300. Hey, by that standard
you're the kid I'm most
proud of.
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301. - Really?
- Really.
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302. Thanks, dad.
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308. Oh!
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better hit those books.
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310. Well, that wasn't nice at all.
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311. Oh, what are you two doing here?
Did the party end early?
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312. No, we decided
not to go.
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314. We tricked you into giving us
permission to go to the party.
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to say we did.
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317. But on the way there something
made us change our minds.
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319. We saw the grape juice
billboard.
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the girl is hugging her mom
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321. Because she's so happy
with the juice?
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322. "grape moms think alike,"
I'm familiar with it.
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323. Anyway that got us to thinking
about how wonderful you two are
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327. Anyway, we know you're
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328. But we're okay with that.
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329. Well, we can talk
about that later.
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you guys told us the truth.
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332. Darn you
for raising us so well.
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334. Hey, Ivy, I'm on my way out.
Are you here?
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of your house.
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it's not too late to go?
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these senior parties
go all night.
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338. - Going somewhere?
- Back to bed.
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340. Caught by mom.
Can't go.
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341. - If you're not going,
I'm not going.
- You got that right.
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343. Charlie, come on.
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to say I'm sorry?
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for you to forgive me?
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349. Well, Charlie, I don't know
how you got him to do that,
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We'll be enjoying this
for years.
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352. Do you want me to spit up?
'cause I'm not afraid
to go there.
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353. Cranky baby.
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354. Hey, how's it going?
Good good.
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355. Remember a few weeks ago
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356. Cashing in my favors?
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357. Well, today's the day.
You two never saw me.
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358. Bye-bye now.
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359. - come in.
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360. He's upstairs, boys.
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361. - Why'd you give him up, mom?
- He didn't do the dishes.
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