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2. Hey, dad, can I go away with Ivy
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3. Ivy says they have
a nice house on the Lake.
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4. A weekend getaway?
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5. House on the Lake?
Crackling fire?
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7. Or a dad?
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8. Kind of... it's not a getaway
unless I get away from...
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9. Me?
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10. Thanks for understanding.
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11. - Have fun.
- Love you!
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12. Hey, dad.
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13. - Hey, dad.
- How are you doing?
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14. Anything you boys care to tell me?
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15. What makes you think we
want to tell you something?
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16. That.
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17. Well well well,
Mrs. Dabney.
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18. With a baseball and a satellite dish.
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19. - What do I owe you?
- Don't worry about it.
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20. I still have your credit
card number on file.
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21. Hey, Charlie.
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22. Could I talk to you in here for a minute?
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23. That's a timeout chair?
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24. This whole time I thought
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26. Bob, I am so upset.
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27. Charlie said a bad word at school today.
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28. What?
What did she say?
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29. Whoa.
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30. Our little girl
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31. Well, apparently she was making.
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32. A macaroni necklace
when some kid pushed her,
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33. Knocked her macaroni
came the word. And out.
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34. Well, at least she used it correctly.
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35. Actually her teacher said she's swearing.
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36. At a second-grade level.
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37. I just can't picture our little angel.
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38. - Saying something like that.
- Me neither.
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39. No, I'm sorry.
You know what?
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41. You're right.
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43. She's got the intelligence of Teddy,
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46. How was that one, Teddy?
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47. Oh, best one yet.
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48. Are they gonna do this the whole way?
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49. If you just said, "do they
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51. So, Teddy, what do you
think about the new car?
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52. - Oh, it's... it's nice.
- Mm-hmm.
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53. Bought this one right after you wrecked.
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54. My old car Gracie in less than 20 minutes.
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55. - Remember that?
- Sure do.
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56. I had such a bad feeling when I
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57. But I didn't say anything.
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58. I'll never forgive myself for that.
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59. Okay, Charlie,
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60. Mommy and daddy want to talk
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61. - Especially new words.
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62. So let's say somebody.
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63. Knocked over your juice.
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64. Now what would you say to that?
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65. Oopsy.
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66. But if you really didn't like it?
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68. Okay okay, let's...
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69. Let's say somebody took your juice.
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70. Huh? What would
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71. Or if somebody took your juice.
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72. - And then did this all over you?
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
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73. Are we trying to get her to say the word.
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74. Or me to say the word?
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75. Bob, this is silly.
I know!
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76. She's not saying it now because she
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78. Come on, sweetie.
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79. Let's go get daddy a new shirt.
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80. Oh, there we go.
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81. - She said it.
- She said it?
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82. She dropped her doll and she said it.
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83. Oh, Charlie, you didn't.
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84. I did, daddy.
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85. Won't you come in?
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86. Hey hey, we were watching that.
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87. Too bad.
My story is on.
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88. And since you broke my dish,
I'll be watching my show here.
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89. If you want some of my popcorn, ask for it.
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90. - Can I have some of your popcorn?
- No.
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91. So what is this show?
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92. It's called
"the tears of tomorrow."
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93. It's about the tears family
of tomorrow, Maine.
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94. In the last episode, Chance Tears found out.
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95. His seventh wife Amanda
is actually a Clone.
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96. Quiet.
It's starting.
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97. From the heartaches of today
come "the tears of tomorrow."
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98. Yeah, let's go, P.J.
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99. - Whoa, uh, who... who's that?
- That's Tiffany Tears.
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100. All she ever wears is a tiny bikini.
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101. It's disgusting.
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102. Sure is.
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103. Ooh, and that's Brick Tears.
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104. He's chance's
12-year-old grandson.
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105. He's a boy genius with a taste for evil.
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106. Move over!
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107. Amanda, who is this?
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108. I'm glad
you asked, chance.
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109. This is my new boyfriend
chauncey.
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110. What? But he looks
just like me.
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111. That's right. You're not the only
one who knows how to Clone.
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112. Hoo hoo hoo!
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113. Man, I did not see that coming.
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114. Oh, there's brick.
What's he got in his hand?
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115. Brick, what do you have
in your hand?
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116. Brick, put that weapon down!
No!
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117. Oh!
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118. These have been...
"the tears of tomorrow."
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119. Wait. That's it?
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120. - But what about brick?
- And what about Tiffany?
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121. She went to change bathing
suits and never came back.
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122. Calm down.
The show's on again tomorrow.
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123. Tomorrow?
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124. I did not
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125. All right, everybody, we're here.
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126. Where's the house?
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127. Oh, Teddy, it's right out there.
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128. That shack on the Lake?
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129. Ivy, you said it was a nice house.
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130. No, I said it was an ice house.
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131. But I'll admit, I do run my words together.
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132. - Oh yes, we made it!
- Well, here we are.
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133. Oh, Teddy, let me give you the tour.
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134. - Any questions?
- Uh, just one.
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135. Is that the bathroom?
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136. Oh no.
That's our fishing hole.
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137. - That's where we catch our dinner.
- Oh.
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138. Ivy, could I talk to you for a sec?
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139. Let me give you girls some privacy.
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140. - Come on, Harry.
- All right, all right.
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141. You tricked me!
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142. I knew you wouldn't come
if I told you the truth.
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143. Yeah, you're right, I
totally wouldn't have come!
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144. Ugh, stop complaining.
It's not so bad.
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145. There is a hole in the floor.
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146. Everything okay in here?
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147. Oh yes, it is.
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148. What is the point of a
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149. I don't know.
And why are you still whispering?
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150. Those are two good questions.
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151. So, uh, what did you guys
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152. We'll ask the questions around here.
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153. Now why did you teach
Charlie that bad word?
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154. - What bad word?
- Don't play dumb with me!
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155. All right? We can do this
the easy way or the hard way.
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156. - Your choice, punk!
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa whoa!
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157. Sweetie, sweetie, why don't
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158. Go take a break.
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159. Lme talk to the boy.
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160. Wow, your old mom's pretty riled up, huh?
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161. You know, Gabe, sometimes we make mistakes.
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162. But the important thing
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163. You can tell your old dad the truth, right?
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164. Dad, you can stop.
I know what you're doing.
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165. - What do you mean?
- You're playing good cop/bad cop.
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166. What... honey,
he's onto us!
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167. - Oh, man! - Yeah, and there's a
little problem with your theory.
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168. For me to teach Charlie a bad word,
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169. I'd actually have to spend time with her.
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170. You're free to go.
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171. - Charlie said a bad word?
- Mm-hmm.
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172. - What was it?
- We think you know.
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173. No, I don't.
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174. That's terrible.
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175. What does it mean?
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176. You're free to go.
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177. And since Charlie spends
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178. We think she might have heard something.
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180. What are you accusing me of?
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181. Charlie said a bad word and we think.
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182. She might have learned it from you.
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185. You sure won't be saying it twice.
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186. Teddy, I'd like for you to meet old Betsy.
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187. There's a little story
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188. Oh, hold on a second, dad.
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189. Go ahead.
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190. Betsy was a present from my grandfather.
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191. Yeah. He carved her handle
from a tree behind his house.
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192. I've had her since I was 10 years old.
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194. Harry, let Teddy do it.
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196. Especially after what happened to Gracie...
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198. Harry, Teddy is our guest.
Now make a gesture.
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199. I don't wanna make a gesture!
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200. He doesn't have to make a gesture.
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201. Harry, gesture!
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202. Here.
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203. All right, cast away.
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204. Not bad for a rookie.
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205. Thanks, I've been holding stuff.
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206. Since I was little.
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208. Is the excitement still beginning or...
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209. Are we...
are we in it now?
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211. Oh yes yes.
Good good.
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212. - Have fun. I'm off to the restroom.
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213. It's a nasty outhouse.
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214. All the way across the freezing Lake.
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215. But it's away from my
parents, so I enjoy it.
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219. They canceled
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220. What?
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222. It says our generation
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225. Put down all the phones and the
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226. And actually watched the darn program...
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227. Do you think we're spending
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228. Hogwash.
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229. - That's her.
- I guess we have to tell her.
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230. Huh.
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231. Hello, boys.
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241. It's over.
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244. "the tears of tomorrow."
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246. I... oh!
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247. - Did she faint?
- Or is she...
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248. So all we're having for dinner is rice?
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249. Well, usually there's fish on top of it.
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250. But someone lost our means
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251. And by that, I mean old Betsy.
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252. And by someone, I mean you.
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253. Mr. Wentz, I promise,
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254. I'll get you another fishing pole.
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255. And are you gonna raise my grandfather
from the dead to carve it?
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256. Harry, can I talk to you
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257. You have got to change your attitude.
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258. Teddy is our guest!
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259. Mary Lou, the girl
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260. First she killed Gracie,
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261. Sure glad that's a private conversation.
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262. You okay, Mrs. Dabney?
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I've been watching that show forever.
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276. I can't believe we never found out.
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278. I don't know, Bob.
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280. What's important is that we teach Charlie.
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285. Ivy.
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287. - Ivy, Ivy.
- What?
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289. - Where is it?
- It's an outhouse.
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292. Whoa!
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293. What was that?
Teddy fell in the Lake!
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294. - Oh my goodness, come on!
- Oh, Teddy!
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Everybody pull hard!
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All right, baby?
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What's going on?
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298. - Aah! - Wow.
Hey, you caught a fish.
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299. Whoa, and it's a beauty.
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300. Look. Look, there's a
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I'm just kind of cold.
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- Well, Teddy,
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313. Kind of an offbeat lesson, but...
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314. Well, not really a lesson at all.
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I've gotta do a lot of these.
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317. Learned something.
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318. Can I go now?
This is boring.
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319. - No!
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320. Well, if you think
I'm gonna sit in this chair.
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321. The entire 20 minutes,
ho ho, good luck, Charlie.
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322. Couldn't have said it better myself.
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323. From the heartaches of today
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334. Brick!
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337. - Me too.
- Me too.
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339. I'm confuse.
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I take two.
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