1. Come on, Charlie.
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10 bucks for a number two.
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That's how kids.
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16. Look at this garbage...
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Let's go, P.J.
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are fighting over a grape.
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30. ♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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50. Who knows? It's your fault for
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51. So are you ready for the big news?
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53. Here goes.
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54. - There's a guy.
- There's a guy?
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55. - There's a guy.
- There's a guy?
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You wait right there.
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72. Now's our chance.
Go go go go!
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74. Brand new.
Brand new.
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75. Look.
Look at that.
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quack quack quack...
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93. You look hot...
like, smoking hot.
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Better.
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some shoulder.
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More teeth.
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106. Less teeth.
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107. That's it. That's it.
That's it. Now don't move.
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109. And tell Raymond what's on your mind.
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110. I think I'm stuck.
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111. Honey, I try never to ask you
this after you exit the bathroom,
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112. But what was that horrible sound
I heard a few minutes ago?
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113. Charlie just threw some things in
the toilet, clogged up the pipes.
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114. So I just gotta dig a little
hole in the backyard,
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115. Clean out the main line. Don't worry.
Everything is gonna be fine.
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116. Should I call a plumber?
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117. Absolutely not.
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118. I have got this all under control.
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120. I'll be right back.
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121. As long as he looks scared,
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122. Boys, would you turn down
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125. What is this?
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126. A free tv.
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127. - Ha ha!
- Isn't it awesome?
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129. Yeah, there was a sign
that said "please take,"
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131. It's a little big
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132. Yeah, it was at first, but then
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135. Bunk desks.
Right right.
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137. - Under P.J.'s bed.
- Yeah, at first I was concerned.
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138. That getting a fresh pair of underpants
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139. But then I came up with a solution...
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140. The underpants pillow.
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141. - Bam!
- Buh-bam!
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142. Every time I come in here I regret it.
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143. Oh!
Oh oh oh!
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145. Uh-oh.
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146. What happened?
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147. The power went out and the plumbing.
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148. Well, how did that happen?
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149. Let's ask the soaking wet
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150. Hey, everybody.
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151. Dad, when is the power coming back on?
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152. Yeah, I'm 15 minutes away
from a video chat.
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153. And if we're gonna potty-train Charlie,
she has to watch "the gurgles."
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154. Uh, first of all, I'm fine.
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155. What? No, didn't get
electrocuted.
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156. Thanks for the concern.
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157. What about the water?
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158. All right, I've already called the
plumber and the electrician...
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159. Oh, there we go.
Okay.
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160. Who can't be here
until tomorrow...
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161. - What? Bob!
- ... Ish.
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162. Come on.
Hey hey hey!
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163. We can survive one night
without water and power.
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164. Come on, it's gonna be fine.
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165. I heard some kind of explosion
and rushed right over.
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166. To see if Gabe was anywhere near the blast.
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167. I'm right here,
Mrs. Dabney,
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168. Better than ever.
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169. Are you sure?
No internal injuries?
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170. My stomach is kind of upset.
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171. Might be a touch of dabnerrhea.
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172. All right.
Mrs. Dabney, you know,
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173. We're gonna be without water
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176. I don't even let Mr. Dabney
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177. Okay, Mrs. Dabney,
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178. But the thing is we have a really important.
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179. Preschool interview tomorrow morning.
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180. And it sure would be nice if
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181. To freshen up beforehand.
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182. - Need to freshen up, huh?
- Yeah.
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183. I hear the bus station
has a real nice bathroom.
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185. Gabriel Duncan!
Dabnerrhea?
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186. Yeah.
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187. Up top.
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188. Bob.
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190. Remember when you said
we wouldn't need this?
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191. Who looks stupid now?
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194. Nope, without "the gurgles" Charlie
won't even sit on that potty,
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195. And the interview is in 12 hours.
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196. Oh, she'll get it.
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197. That's the thing about us Duncans...
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201. Where are the kids?
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202. Charlie's taking a nap.
Teddy and Ivy are downstairs.
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203. And the boys are in their room reading.
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204. P.J. And Gabe
are reading?
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205. Yeah, it was their idea.
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206. So they're reading...
voluntarily?
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207. Huh.
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208. Let's roll.
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209. Oh!
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210. Sorry, I should have warned you about that.
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211. What is going on in here?
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212. Great news...
the power is back on.
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214. Where are you getting your power from?
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215. Hey, are you stealing
electricity from Mrs. Dabney?
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216. Are we in trouble?
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217. What's taking those nachos so long?
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218. There really is a lot of stuff plugged in.
Are you sure this is safe?
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219. Ah, here's the problem.
We've got a loose connection.
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220. Everything's under control.
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221. Huh, that's weird.
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222. Mrs. Dabney's power
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223. Oh look, here she comes.
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224. You know, for an older gal,
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225. Nachos?
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Now I'm gonna die sad and alone.
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228. Ivy, you're not gonna die alone.
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229. You can live with me and my husband.
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231. No offense, but that sounds awful.
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233. I have a husband and a pool house.
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245. Raymond's number is in my phone.
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247. - Just look him up in the phonebook.
- The phone what?
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248. Okay, now you can see what it was like.
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249. To live life in the olden days,
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250. Also known as the '9os.
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251. Huh. Here's
Raymond's number.
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252. - What?
- Yeah.
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255. Oh, right here?
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256. It's ringing.
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257. - I can't do this.
- Ivy.
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258. - I'm just not ready.
- Don't give it to me.
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Hello.
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260. Raymond, hi.
Hi, it's Teddy.
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261. Ivy's best friend.
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262. Yeah, I'm sure you've heard all about me.
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268. So I don't know if you and Ivy are
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269. Unless... unless you want
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Okay, bye.
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273. What are you doing, t?
I told you I wasn't ready.
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He likes you.
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280. Ready for operation potty train?
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281. - It's go time.
- We hope.
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let's hit it.
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283. Okay, hey, Charlie, you
want to watch some tv?
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- I bet your favorite show is on.
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295. See ya.
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296. - Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi, I'm Teddy.
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325. Meanwhile, let's enjoy.
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back in the diz-ay.
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This is good.
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Argh, that's my shin.
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You can stay there.
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- All night long? Sounds good to me.
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I'm sondra.
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Yes, sir. Whoo-whoo!
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- "Gurgles."
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- Family too big?
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couch could seat eight?
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It doesn't matter.
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