1. Come on, Charlie.
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5. Five bucks for a number one,
10 bucks for a number two.
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8. Playing a video game.
That's how kids.
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16. Look at this garbage...
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singing and dancing shapes.
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19. If she isn't potty-trained by tomorrow,
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20. - Come on! - But then we're gonna
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24. You know, we wouldn't have this
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Let's go, P.J.
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You spending the night?
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50. Always.
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51. Here goes.
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52. - There's a guy.
- There's a guy?
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53. - There's a guy.
- There's a guy?
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70. Now's our chance.
Go go go go!
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71. All right, there we go.
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72. Brand new.
Brand new.
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73. Look.
Look at that.
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74. Now...
quack quack quack...
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76. This is where you're gonna go potty.
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like, smoking hot.
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97. Better.
Better.
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some shoulder.
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102. Smile.
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103. Less teeth.
More teeth.
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104. Less teeth.
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That's it. Now don't move.
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107. And tell Raymond what's on your mind.
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108. I think I'm stuck.
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109. Honey, I try never to ask you
this after you exit the bathroom,
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110. But what was that horrible sound
I heard a few minutes ago?
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111. Charlie just threw some things in
the toilet, clogged up the pipes.
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112. So I just gotta dig a little
hole in the backyard,
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113. Clean out the main line. Don't worry.
Everything is gonna be fine.
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114. Should I call a plumber?
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116. I have got this all under control.
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119. As long as he looks scared,
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120. Boys, would you turn down
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121. Tv in your room?
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123. What is this?
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124. A free tv.
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125. - Ha ha!
- Isn't it awesome?
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127. Yeah, there was a sign
that said "please take,"
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128. So we took.
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129. It's a little big
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130. Yeah, it was at first, but then
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133. Bunk desks.
Right right.
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134. Where's your dresser?
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135. - Under P.J.'s bed.
- Yeah, at first I was concerned.
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136. That getting a fresh pair of underpants
every day was gonna be a little tricky.
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137. But then I came up with a solution...
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138. The underpants pillow.
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139. - Bam!
- Buh-bam!
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140. Every time I come in here I regret it.
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141. Oh!
Oh oh oh!
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143. Uh-oh.
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144. What happened?
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145. The power went out and the plumbing.
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146. Well, how did that happen?
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147. Let's ask the soaking wet
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148. Hey, everybody.
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149. Dad, when is the power coming back on?
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150. Yeah, I'm 15 minutes away
from a video chat.
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151. And if we're gonna potty-train Charlie,
she has to watch "the gurgles."
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152. Uh, first of all, I'm fine.
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153. What? No, didn't get
electrocuted.
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154. Thanks for the concern.
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156. All right, I've already called the
plumber and the electrician...
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157. Oh, there we go.
Okay.
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158. Who can't be here
until tomorrow...
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159. - What? Bob!
- ... Ish.
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160. Come on.
Hey hey hey!
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161. We can survive one night
without water and power.
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162. Come on, it's gonna be fine.
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163. I heard some kind of explosion
and rushed right over.
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164. To see if Gabe was anywhere near the blast.
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165. I'm right here,
Mrs. Dabney,
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166. Better than ever.
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167. Are you sure?
No internal injuries?
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168. My stomach is kind of upset.
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169. Might be a touch of dabnerrhea.
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170. All right.
Mrs. Dabney, you know,
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171. We're gonna be without water
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173. Till ours is up and running.
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174. I don't even let Mr. Dabney
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175. Okay, Mrs. Dabney,
I know it's an imposition,
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176. But the thing is we have a really important.
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177. Preschool interview tomorrow morning.
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178. And it sure would be nice if
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179. To freshen up beforehand.
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180. - Need to freshen up, huh?
- Yeah.
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181. I hear the bus station
has a real nice bathroom.
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182. Have a good night now.
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183. Gabriel Duncan!
Dabnerrhea?
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185. Up top.
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186. Bob.
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188. Remember when you said
we wouldn't need this?
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189. Who looks stupid now?
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on the potty-training?
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192. Nope, without "the gurgles" Charlie
won't even sit on that potty,
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193. And the interview is in 12 hours.
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194. Oh, she'll get it.
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197. I see the light's on.
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199. Where are the kids?
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200. Charlie's taking a nap.
Teddy and Ivy are downstairs.
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201. And the boys are in their room reading.
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202. P.J. And Gabe
are reading?
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203. Yeah, it was their idea.
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204. So they're reading...
voluntarily?
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205. Huh.
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206. Let's roll.
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207. Oh!
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208. Sorry, I should have warned you about that.
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209. What is going on in here?
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210. Great news...
the power is back on.
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211. Well, it is for us.
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212. Where are you getting your power from?
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213. Hey, are you stealing
electricity from Mrs. Dabney?
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214. Are we in trouble?
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215. What's taking those nachos so long?
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216. There really is a lot of stuff plugged in.
Are you sure this is safe?
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217. Ah, here's the problem.
We've got a loose connection.
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218. Everything's under control.
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219. Huh, that's weird.
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220. Mrs. Dabney's power
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221. Oh look, here she comes.
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222. You know, for an older gal,
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223. Nachos?
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225. I probably lost him forever.
Now I'm gonna die sad and alone.
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226. Ivy, you're not gonna die alone.
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227. You can live with me and my husband.
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229. No offense, but that sounds awful.
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230. Well, not for me.
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231. I have a husband and a pool house.
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It works without electricity.
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243. Raymond's number is in my phone.
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245. - Just look him up in the phonebook.
- The phone what?
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246. Okay, now you can see what it was like.
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247. To live life in the olden days,
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248. Also known as the '9os.
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249. Huh. Here's
Raymond's number.
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250. - What?
- Yeah.
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252. Oh, it's right there.
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253. Oh, right here?
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254. It's ringing.
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255. - I can't do this.
- Ivy.
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256. - I'm just not ready.
- Don't give it to me.
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Hello.
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258. Raymond, hi.
Hi, it's Teddy.
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259. Ivy's best friend.
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260. Yeah, I'm sure you've heard all about me.
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266. So I don't know if you and Ivy are
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267. Unless... unless you want
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Okay, bye.
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I told you I wasn't ready.
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He likes you.
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276. Don't go street on me, t.
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278. Ready for operation potty train?
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279. - It's go time.
- We hope.
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let's hit it.
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281. Okay, hey, Charlie, you
want to watch some tv?
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282. - Yeah.
- I bet your favorite show is on.
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293. See ya.
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294. - Hi.
- Hi.
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295. - I'm Raymond.
- Hi, I'm Teddy.
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299. Yeah, we're having a power outage.
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322. Ivy will be right out.
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323. Meanwhile, let's enjoy.
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back in the diz-ay.
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328. Ivy did mention you.
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This is good.
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Argh, that's my shin.
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Don't worry.
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- My stink is your fault, yeah.
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Tonight when we're done here
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You can stay there.
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- All night long? Sounds good to me.
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I'm sondra.
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This is Bob.
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Yes, sir. Whoo-whoo!
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- "Gurgles."
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411. And if not, then good luck, Charlie.
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- Family too big?
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double Decker furniture warehouse.
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415. Wouldn't it be great if your
couch could seat eight?
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It doesn't matter.
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