1. Looking forward to it.
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2. Okay, see you then, buddy.
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3. Clump nugget!
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4. - Who's a clump nugget?
- Mike gogan.
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5. Uh-oh, must be time
for bowling with the gogans.
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6. Don't you mean losing to the gogans?
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7. Hey, come on, let's have
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8. I mean, sure we've lost
to them five years in a row,
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9. And sure we've never come within 50 pins.
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10. Sure. Dad gives the worst
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11. Hey, that's not the way winners talk.
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12. Mom, if I knew how winners talked,
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13. Well now, I don't know if I
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14. But I was the star of the southwest Denver.
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15. Women's bowling team.
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16. You were?
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17. Oh, gee, I'd love to hear about that.
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18. Seems like you were on every
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19. How did you have time for classes?
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20. I'm not even sure that school had classes.
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21. To me, it was more of an activity center.
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22. Dad, I'm sorry to say this,
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23. But I think I'm too busy
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24. Oh, man.
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25. I was thinking Gabe could replace me.
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26. Okay, I guess we'll just muddle through,
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27. But believe me.
You're gonna be missed.
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28. Thanks for understanding.
Thanks, guys.
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29. Yes! We finally have
a chance to win!
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30. Yeah!
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31. Why are your arms in the air?
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32. We're...
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33. Stretching.
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34. Why are you stretching?
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35. Because we're happy
you're not bowling this year.
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36. - You ready, Ivy?
- Ready.
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37. This is Teddy Duncan
performing the national anthem
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38. And that was Mary Lou wentz.
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39. I'm sorry, Teddy.
I just love that song.
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40. It always moves me.
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41. Can it move you right out of the room?
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42. Why are you recording it?
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43. It's for this contest
the winner gets a car.
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44. And the winner also gets
to sing the national anthem.
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45. At a Denver nuggets game.
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46. And they win a car.
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47. Well, good luck.
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48. I sure do love that song.
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49. Yeah, you know,
Mrs. Wentz,
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50. I'd suggest that you enter the contest,
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51. But I wanna win a car.
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52. T, my mom's not interested.
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53. Who said I'm not interested?
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54. You know, when I was younger,
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55. It was my dream to become
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56. Really?
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57. Oh, I got married, then we had Ivy.
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58. So you're blaming me?
I killed your dreams?
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59. Of course not, sweetie.
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60. It was you and your father.
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61. If we both entered,
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62. I would love to enter the contest, Teddy,
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63. But I don't need another car.
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64. Exactly.
If I win, I get the car.
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65. If you win, I get the car.
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66. - I could use a car.
- Stay out of this.
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67. Hey, mom, whatcha doing?
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68. Well, guess who just joined her
very first social network?
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69. That's right.
I'm on buddy page.
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70. So buddy page is officially
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71. - What?
- Nothing.
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72. So if you ever wanna send
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73. Just hit me up.
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74. Ooh, look who else is on here...
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75. Grandma!
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76. Yep, definitely gotta delete my account.
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77. "buddy suggestion...
P.J. Duncan."
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78. I don't know.
Should I be buddies with P.J.?
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79. He would love that.
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80. Yeah, and after we're buddies, I could
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81. Why post one when you can post them all?
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82. That is a cute one.
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83. Okay, "send P.J. Duncan
a buddy request."
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84. Let's do it, Charlie.
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85. Okay, hit that button right there.
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86. "sent." ha ha!
Good job, Charlie. You did it.
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87. Hey.
New buddy request.
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88. From...
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89. Mom.
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90. No thank you.
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91. You're never gonna believe this.
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92. - What?
- Yay! Whoo!
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93. I won the contest!
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94. Is that what you were gonna say?
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95. No. I was gonna say
I won a car!
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96. Whoo! I've got
to figure out what to wear!
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97. Isn't it great?
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98. Sure, for now.
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99. "for now"? What's that
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100. T, you don't know my mom.
Something always goes wrong.
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101. My dad and I call it
"the blip."
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102. - The blip?
- Yeah,
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103. With Mary Lou wentz, there's always a blip.
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104. I've got it!
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105. I'll wear an American flag dress.
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106. And a red, white and blue hat.
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107. With sparklers on top.
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108. So is that the blip?
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109. No, that's just crazy.
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110. All right, practice time.
Let's see what you got.
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111. - Oh, yes!
- Yeah!
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112. Yeah!
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113. Ah, great.
Here comes Mike gogan.
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114. And I'll be in the arcade.
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115. - Bob!
- Hey, Mike!
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116. Always a pleasure beating you.
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117. I mean, meeting you.
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118. No, I mean beating you.
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119. Well, Mike, if you're so
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120. What say we make this interesting?
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121. Say 50 bucks.
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122. - Let's make it $100.
- Let's make it $500.
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123. - Let's make it $1,000.
- Let's go back to $50.
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124. Deal.
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125. Gabe, let's go.
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126. In a minute.
Gotta get the mystery box.
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127. - What's in it?
- Let me repeat the name.
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128. Mystery box.
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129. You know it's probably something
stupid like a whistle.
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130. A whistle?
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131. Dad, I know a kid from
school that knows a kid.
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132. Whose cousin won a mystery box.
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133. And do you wanna know what was in it?
An mp3 player.
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134. Yeah? Well, I know a kid who
has a dad who doesn't care.
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135. Let's go.
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136. - Hey, mom. - Hey, P.
J., you know what?
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137. You must have hit the wrong
key on your buddy page.
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138. Because you accidentally
declined my buddy request.
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139. No, I meant to do that.
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140. What?
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141. You don't wanna be
my buddy? Why not?
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142. Mom, I really love you,
but it's kind of lame.
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143. See, buddy page is for
interacting with my friends.
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144. And cute girls who would
never otherwise talk to me.
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145. Okay, it's lame to be buddies with
the woman who gave birth to you?
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146. Now you're getting it.
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147. But, P.J.,
if we're buddies,
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148. We can post fun stuff on each other's page.
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149. And then I can find out about
what's going on in your life.
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150. You are so good at explaining why
this is a bad idea. Thank you.
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151. - Hey, Charlie?
- Yeah?
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152. If you were on buddy page, you'd
be my buddy, wouldn't you?
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153. No, mama.
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154. Here I come!
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155. Mrs. Wentz,
that is quite an outfit.
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156. Wait till you see the hat.
The batteries are still charging.
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157. How's my face?
Do I look okay?
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158. Yeah, you look great.
I can't wait to see you on the jumbotron.
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159. Jumbo-what?
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160. The giant screen at the arena.
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161. How else are 20,000 fans
gonna be able to see you?
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162. 20,000?
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163. All looking at me?
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164. - Are you okay, mom?
- I did not think this through.
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165. Why are you putting down your purse?
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166. Because I'm staying here
where there is no jumbotron.
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167. - You're not going?
- No, I am not.
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168. No, okay, it's totally normal
to be a little bit nervous.
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169. So what we're gonna do is we're
gonna drive to the arena.
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170. You're gonna sing the song.
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171. I'm gonna win a car.
Everyone's gonna be happy.
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172. Whoa! No.
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173. - That was the sound of a lock, wasn't it?
- Yes, it was.
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174. - Not coming out, is she?
- No, she's not.
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175. - Blip?
- Blip.
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176. Mrs. Wentz,
you wanna come out now?
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177. No, thank you.
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178. If you don't come out,
your dream won't come true.
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179. The dream where you get a car?
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180. Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
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181. Ivy, say something.
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182. Can't blame this one
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183. Okay, Mrs. Wentz,
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184. You made a commitment.
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185. To show up and sing the national anthem.
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186. Now you are refusing.
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187. To honor that commitment.
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188. To our nation,
the United States of America.
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189. Now is that what you wanna do?
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190. Let down the entire country?
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191. Okay.
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192. Hey, mom, how you doing?
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193. To be honest, I'm kind of upset.
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194. Great great.
Wanna hand me that remote?
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195. P.J. Rejected me
as a buddy on buddy page.
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196. Makes me think he's hiding something.
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197. He's a teenager.
Of course he's hiding something.
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198. Not like us preteens.
We're an open book.
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199. I wish there was some way
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200. There is.
I could confirm you as a buddy.
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201. And since
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202. You'd be able to look at his
page and he'll never know.
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203. You would do that for me?
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204. Sure, I'll just delete
some things, confirm you,
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205. And you're all set.
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206. It is so nice having a child.
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207. Who will help me spy on my other children.
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208. I can't take all the credit.
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209. I had to get my evil genes from someone.
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210. Awww!
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211. Mary Lou wentz, I am done fooling around.
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212. Now I want you to unlock that door.
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213. And get your butt in the car now!
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214. Teddy, that's funny.
Do it again.
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215. It was pretty good.
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216. You know what?
I give up.
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217. I'm sorry, Teddy. I just can't sing
in front of all those people.
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218. Wait, what if you didn't have to sing.
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219. In front of all those people?
I'm listening.
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220. Okay, I have an idea, but
we really do have to go,
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221. So can I explain it to you in the car?
Will you trust me?
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222. - Okay, I trust you, Teddy.
- Okay.
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223. Teddy gets the trust.
Teddy gets the car.
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224. - Ivy, get my purse.
- Ivy gets the purse.
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225. Whoa, yeah!
Good roll, honey.
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226. Take that, Duncan.
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227. - You're up, honey.
- Okay.
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228. Does she have to do this every time?
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229. Don't talk or she will start over.
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230. Come on, precious.
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231. Mama needs you now, baby girl.
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232. - Yeah!
- Yeah!
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233. - Whoo!
- All right!
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234. Let's keep it going.
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235. Gabe, get ready.
Your turn's coming up.
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236. Where is Gabe?
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237. Gabe, come on.
It's your turn.
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238. - My turn to what?
- To bowl.
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239. Is that still going on?
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240. Gabe, look, this is just a silly game.
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241. Your family is counting on you.
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242. Thanks, dad, since you were talking,
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243. I grabbed a bunny.
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244. I got 12 of these.
Gimme another token.
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245. No, you're cut off.
Let's go.
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246. I just gotta get this mystery box.
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247. No, come on, dad!
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248. Yes!
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249. - You got a strike.
- Yeah, yeah, whatever. Come here.
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250. Hey, how you doing?
Good. Got any tokens?
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251. No.
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252. Come on, dude, help a brother out.
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253. I don't have any tokens.
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254. You got money, right?
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255. I wanna sell you some valuable information.
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256. What kind of valuable information?
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257. Let me see the money.
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258. Mom's looking at your
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259. What? That's just...
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260. Mom's looking at my buddy page, huh?
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261. Bet I could have some fun with this.
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262. First I better delete some stuff.
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263. It's almost time to go.
Are you okay?
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264. I'm okay, but are you sure
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265. Totally.
You're gonna be awesome.
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266. Speaking of awesome.
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267. Yeah, I think we're gonna go.
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268. Without the hat.
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269. - Yes!
- Yes yes!
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270. Yes! All Gabe has gotta do
is just knock down two pins.
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271. We win. You can do that in
your sleep, right, Gabe?
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272. What happened?
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273. I ran out of tokens.
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274. And now my arm's stuck.
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275. Okay, I'll scoot over
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276. And get that box.
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277. Little problem, Duncan?
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278. Hey, man, you got any tokens?
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279. If your kid can't bowl,
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280. Hey, we are not gonna forfeit.
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281. Well, we only have the lane
for another 10 minutes.
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282. Where are you going to find another Duncan?
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283. It's a long shot,
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284. But there's one Duncan left.
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285. Okay, Charlie, the whole
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286. All you have to do is
just knock down two pins,
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287. And we're not gonna be losers anymore.
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288. - Okay, go ahead.
- Go ahead.
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289. Go ahead.
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290. Whoa whoa!
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291. Okay, it's okay.
Shake it off.
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292. All right.
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293. We're down to our last ball.
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294. It's a very special ball.
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295. Ladies and gentlemen,
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296. Please rise for the singing
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297. Which will be performed tonight by
Denver housewife mary Lou wentz!
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298. We'll take that.
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299. Good job, Charlie.
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300. Okay, Charlie, mommy looked on P.
J.'s buddy page.
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301. And found out they're throwing
a surprise party for me.
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302. - Why, mama?
- Well, as P.J. Put it,
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303. It's a spontaneous celebration
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304. Now when we walk in,
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305. Hi, everybody, I'm home.
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306. They must be in the kitchen.
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307. Hi, everybody, I'm home.
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308. The basement.
Definitely the basement.
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309. Hi, everybody,
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310. I'm home.
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311. - Hey, mom.
- Where's the...
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312. Where's the what?
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313. I mean, what are you talking about?
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314. I'm talking about you
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315. Anything you wanna say to me?
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316. I hate the Internet.
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317. Well, Charlie, Mary Lou
sang the national anthem,
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318. And I won the car.
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319. Well, you won the car.
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320. Seems the contest was sponsored
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321. I really gotta read the fine print.
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322. So not only did you win the car,
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323. You also won the bowling tournament.
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324. I don't know why I'm leaving
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325. You should be leaving them for me.
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326. Good luck, Teddy, huh?
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327. I'm kidding.
Good luck, Charlie.
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328. I can't wait to open this mystery box.
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329. There could be anything in here.
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330. A whistle?
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331. I spent 500 tokens on a whistle?
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332. Hello, master.
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333. Whoa!
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334. A genie.
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335. Hey, you look kind of familiar.
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336. People say I look like Brad pitt.
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337. I'm here to grant you three wishes.
You have one minute. Go!
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338. Okay, I wish I knew what to ask for.
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339. - That's one. - That counted?
Man, I wish I hadn't done that.
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340. - That's two.
- Okay. Ugh!
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341. Okay, really gotta be careful on this one.
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342. Hey, wait, what's going on?
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343. - Shh! Not now, not now.
- But, P.J...
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344. I wish you've leave me alone.
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346. Still got a whistle though.
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