1. P.J., I got good news and bad news.
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2. Okay, what's the bad news?
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3. It's time for the annual fishing trip with dad.
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4. What's the good news?
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5. It's your turn to go.
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6. What? Hold on.
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7. I went last year.
It's your turn to go.
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8. Yeah, but when you're out of the house,
I'll be the one going every year.
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9. Come on, everyone knows I'm never leaving.
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10. Just can't hear that same stupid
joke dad tells every year.
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11. You mean the one where he passes gas
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12. and goes, "hey, I didn't
know this was a motorboat"?
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13. Hey, boys, who wants
to go fishing with dad?
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14. - He does.
- He does.
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15. You know what?
You can quit your arguing.
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16. 'Cause this year I rented a bigger boat.
You both get to go.
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17. - Yay.
- Yay.
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18. I just hope it ain't a motorboat.
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19. "what did you get
for number four?"
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20. Why didn't you just look at my paper?
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21. That would be cheating.
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22. If I text, it's just friends hanging out.
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23. You spent the whole
weekend with her, Harry.
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24. Should I leave?
Fight all the time. His
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25. you should be home with your wife.
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26. Not out there with your hands all over her.
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27. Her name is Gracie.
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28. I'm sorry.
And listen to this. Re
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29. you two need to work this out.
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30. Now whoever this Gracie is...
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31. - she's a car.
- She's a car.
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32. Of course she's a car.
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34. She's an old car
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35. that's taking my spot in the garage.
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36. When are you gonna get rid of that thing?
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37. I am not selling my baby to some stranger.
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38. Actually, I've been thinking
about buying a car.
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39. Do you hear that, Harry?
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40. I don't know her that well.
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41. Oh, come on, she's practically family.
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42. Well...
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43. I guess I could consider it.
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44. - Teddy, would you like to meet grace?
- Sure.
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45. I'll take you right out as
soon as you wash your hands.
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46. Tomorrow is gonna be such a tough day.
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47. It sure is.
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48. You have no idea what tomorrow is, do you?
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49. No, ma'am, I do not.
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50. It's Charlie's first day of preschool.
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51. And I'm not looking forward to it because
she's gonna be crying and screaming
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52. and grabbing onto my legs
like all the kids did.
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53. Honey, if you want, I'll take her.
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54. And miss all that?
Are you crazy?
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55. Hey, mom, dad, can I talk
to you guys for a sec?
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56. Sure, honey, what's up?
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57. Okay, so Ivy's dad has
offered to sell me his car.
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58. And I'd like to ask for you
guys to loan me the money.
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59. - Sure.
- Now before you say no,
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60. I made this presentation
and... wait. What?
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61. We said okay.
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62. 'Cause the thing is, I spent a lot of
time putting this presentation together
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63. so I'd really like to present it.
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64. Goodness gracious,
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65. - there's lots of graphs and charts.
- Yes.
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66. I'll give you an extra
50 bucks if we can leave now.
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67. That concludes our presentation.
Okay.
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68. Okay, here we go.
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69. It's the first day.
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70. It's not gonna be pretty.
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71. Okay, now...
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72. Mommy needs you to be brave, okay?
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73. And I promise I'm gonna come
back real soon to pick you up,
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74. - okay?
- Okay.
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75. Big hugs.
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76. That was easy.
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77. I'm so happy that was so easy.
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78. - What happened to you?
- Sprained my arm so I can't go fishing.
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79. What happened to you?
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80. Sprained my eye.
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81. - Aw, forget it.
- This isn't gonna work.
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82. Why do we always have to go fishing?
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83. Why can't dad go with one of his friends?
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84. Wait a minute.
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85. You just said something really interesting.
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86. I did? Oh shoot.
Now I wish I had been listening.
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87. If we can get dad to take
some of his friends fishing,
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88. then we don't have to go.
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89. You're right.
Okay, who are dad's friends?
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90. Um...
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91. He doesn't have any.
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92. - Are you sure?
- Think about it.
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93. Have youver answered the door and
said, "dad, your friends are here?"
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94. So all we gotta do is find dad a friend.
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95. You mean like fix him up?
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96. That's right.
We gotta get dad a dude.
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97. Well...
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98. I guess this is goodbye.
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99. Mr. wentz,
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100. would you like a moment alone?
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101. He slept in the back seat last night.
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102. I just wanna make sure that
you really wanna do this.
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103. So you really wanna sell your car?
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104. - Well...
- He's selling the car!
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105. Teddy, before you go,
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106. would you take a picture
of me and my special girl?
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107. Sure.
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108. I meant Gracie.
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109. Of course you did.
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110. Hey, honey, how'd Charlie's
first day of school go?
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111. Awful.
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112. Oh no, what happened?
She make a scene?
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113. No, she didn't.
She just walked through the door
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114. without a care in the world.
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116. I just told you.
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117. But I know what the problem is.
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118. Mm-hmm. Charlie
is the fourth child.
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119. So I didn't get to spend
enough time with her.
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120. We did not get enough bonding.
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121. Okay, so with more bonding,
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122. then she'll cry when you
drop her off at school,
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123. and that's a good thing?
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124. Yes.
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125. Okay, try and stay with me, Bob.
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126. You seem a little slow today.
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127. Hey guys, I think Teddy just
pulled up in her new car.
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128. - Let's go check it out.
- Yeah.
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129. Is it noticeable?
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130. Oh, honey. Are you okay?
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131. - Yeah, no, I'm fine.
- Well, what happened?
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132. I was driving home and in the middle
of the road there was this squirrel.
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133. So you swerved to avoid it
and you hit something?
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134. - No, I stopped and I honked.
- So then someone hit you?
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135. This is my accident.
Let me tell it.
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136. Anyway, I got out of my car
and I tried to Chase it off,
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137. but it was stuck to this huge wad of gum.
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138. What flavor?
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139. Who cares?
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140. By the way, to get back
to the earlier conversation,
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141. P.J. Had the most
bonding time.
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142. Anyway, while I was staring
at the squirrel,
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143. a garbage truck was backing out of an alley
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144. and it smashed right into the car.
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145. Do you think it can be fixed?
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146. Honey, I'm afraid it's gonna cost more
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147. to fix than the car is worth.
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148. This is awful.
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149. What's Mr.
Wentz gonna say when he finds out?
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150. Baby!
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151. I bet he says baby.
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152. Hey!
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153. It's my friend Jimmy's dad here
to pick up my friend Jimmy.
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154. Come in, say hi to my dad.
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155. - Hi, I'm mark.
- Bob.
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156. I knew you guys would hit it off.
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158. Yeah.
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160. What don't you guys have in common?
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161. So where is Jimmy?
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162. Dad, please, we're focusing on Jimmy's dad.
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163. Who is also wondering where Jimmy is.
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164. Guys, enough with the Jimmy.
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165. There are other things
to talk about besides Jimmy,
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166. like fishing, which I know you both love.
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167. Not me. I can't do
anything outdoorsy.
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168. - Allergies.
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169. Hmm.
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170. Sure wish Jimmy woulhave mentioned
that in the pre-interview.
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171. Hey... oh, sorry.
Dad, I didn't realize you had company.
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172. Bring your guy in.
My guy's not working out.
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173. I just remembered Jimmy
left about an hour ago.
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174. Bye-bye.
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175. Dad, there's somebody I
am dying for you to meet.
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176. This is...
what's your name again?
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177. - Roger.
- Right.
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178. Roger, this is my dad Bob.
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179. - How you doing?
- Hey.
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180. Tell my dad what you just ordered.
Dad, wait'll you hear this.
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181. This is going to blow your mind.
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182. The kwikki fishy combo.
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183. The guy comes into a chicken
place and orders fish.
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184. He loves fish.
You love to fish.
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185. Roger, Bob, perfect together.
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186. Actually, I ordered the fish for my wife.
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187. I hate fish.
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188. Tease.
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189. All right, come on, let's go.
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190. Gabe, what is going on?
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191. What's going on is you better
stop being so fussy, mister,
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192. or you're gonna end up alone.
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193. Okay, Charlie, are you
ready to have some fun?
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194. Because today is mommy and Charlie day.
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195. Yay!
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196. Okay, let's try that again.
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197. Today is mommy and Charlie day.
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198. Yay!
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199. Boy, we got some work to do.
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200. All right, here's what we're gonna do.
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201. We're gonna play hide and seek, okay?
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202. Cover your eyes and count to 10.
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203. One, two... here we come.
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204. Ahh, you found me.
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205. what a day.
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206. Ooh!
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207. We laughed.
We played.
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208. We sang.
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209. You are so gonna cry tomorrow.
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210. Look who got out of bed, everybody.
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211. - Hi, Mr. wentz.
- Hello, Teddy.
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212. Hello, Ivy.
Hello, Mary Lou.
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213. Honey, we said our hellos
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214. at the top of the stairs, remember?
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216. I came by to see how you're doing
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218. I'm so sorry about Gracie.
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219. That's okay, Teddy.
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220. I guess it was just her time.
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221. I just wish I had a chance to say goodbye.
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222. Hello, Mary Lou.
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224. - Come on.
- Bye.
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225. - Wow.
- Yeah.
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226. This is awful.
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228. Hey, your dad said that he just
wanted to say goodbye, right?
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229. - Right.
- So he just needs closure.
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230. I know how to do that.
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231. Uh-oh. You got that
crazy look in your eye.
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232. No, this isn't crazy at all.
This is good. This could work.
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233. Did your dad and the car
have a special song?
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234. Okay, day number two.
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236. All right, Charlie, we had a lot
of fun yesterday, didn't we?
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237. Yeah, we did.
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really hard for you, okay?
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239. You might wanna cry.
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240. It's okay.
It's okay if you wanna cry.
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241. But I was the Jack in the box.
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242. That's my baby.
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243. See that?
She can't let go.
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245. Um... what's this?
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246. We're just having a little mixer with the
guys from Billy's bait and tackle shop.
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247. Yeah, here, grab a drink.
Mingle. Don't be shy.
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248. Okay, you two in the kitchen now.
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249. We'll be right back.
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250. If you guys get hungry, there are
fish crackers and yummy worms.
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251. Water, fresh or salt.
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252. All right, what's going on?
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253. - Nothing. - Just a couple
kids having a bait shop party.
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255. You guys don't wanna go
fishing with me, do you?
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256. Well, I wanna go fishing with you.
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257. - No, you don't.
- No, I really don't.
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signs of a trick question.
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besides fishing?
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of things we can do.
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267. We can go bowling.
We can go to the movies. I don't care.
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268. - I vote for the movies.
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270. Why not?
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271. Well, you know how popcorn
affects your stomach?
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272. And then you make that joke,
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273. "this movie must
be rated p.U."
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274. I got one for every venue.
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275. Okay, all right, we're gonna
get started, everyone.
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276. I'd like to thank you all
for coming and joining us
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277. for a celebration of the life
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278. of Gracie wentz.
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her family, her friends,
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282. I know. I know.
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283. What can I say about Gracie?
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284. She was a giver.
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285. In fact, she gave her life
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286. so that a squirrel could live.
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287. Now unfortunately, that squirrel
couldn't be with us today,
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290. Does anyone else have any memories
they would like to share of Gracie?
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You got it.
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295. We were in the garage and dad said,
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He did.
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nine... - Oh oh oh,
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she never touched the car,
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touched her.
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305. No, I'm saying I wasn't
allowed to touch the car.
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306. Okay, Ivy, I think you're done.
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307. Now Mary Lou wentz
would like to dedicate a song
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308. to the memory of the dear departed Gracie.
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309. and that concludes
our service. What?
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310. Read this for me.
Thank you.
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311. Apparently,
c.D.S of this performance
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312. will be available
for purchase in the kitchen.
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313. Well, Charlie, we both hit
big milestones this week.
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and I got my first car.
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which is a good thing.T,
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318. not all Duncan kids let go so easily.
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319. Do it again.
Do it again.
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320. Of course I will, honey.
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321. Seen enough?
I know I have.
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323. Whoa!
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is funk-ay.
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