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2. The Duncans are going to Hawaii!
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3. What?
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4. - I'm Teddy.
- Aloha, Teddy. I'm kai.
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5. We missed you yesterday
at the time share presentation.
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6. If you don't attend the one today,
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7. We'll be forced to charge you
for your entire trip.
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8. What are you doing?
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9. Putting a curse on you.
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10. Swimming and jellyfish.
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11. Things keep happening.
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12. Please, God, if you let
me live through this,
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13. I promise I'll do something good.
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14. Charlie?
Charlie?
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15. Charlie?
Here, girl.
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16. Come out, come out wherever you are,
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17. Before Teddy starts to cry.
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18. - Hey, honey.
- Oh, dad.
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19. - What's up?
- Oh, nothing.
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20. Just a quick plant inspection.
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21. Yep, ficus.
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22. Teddy, you okay?
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23. I'm fine.
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24. So have you seen anyone around
the hotel from the family,
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25. You know, kid-wise?
You've already seen me,
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26. So I guess it'd have to
be one of the others like P.J.
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27. Or Gabe or Charlie.
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28. Did you hit your head again?
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29. Did you hit yours?
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30. What's with all the questions?
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31. Hold on, hold on.
Here you go, sweetie.
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32. - You need to wear one of these.
- Why?
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33. Because we don't want you to get lost.
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34. Let's go. Okay, come on,
let's go this way.
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35. Come on, P.J.
I need your list of fears.
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36. Don't rush me.
That reminds me,
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37. Number 27, "being...
how do you spell "rushed"?
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38. Gimme that.
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39. "things P.J.'s afraid of...
clowns, heights, falling,"
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40. Spiders, unicorns,
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41. "Trolls, ogres."
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42. Okay, how about we start
actually exist? T.
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43. Good idea.
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44. Where you gonna find an ogre in Hawaii?
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45. Okay, item number one.
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46. You ready?
Yeah, I think so.
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47. Hiya, P.J.
How you doing?
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48. Fine.
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49. Don't be afraid.
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50. Allow me to introduce myself.
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51. I'm not scary the clown.
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52. You look a little sweaty.
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53. Try my handkerchief.
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54. Yeah.
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55. Make it stop.
Make it stop!
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56. This is gonna take a while.
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57. Thank you anyway.
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58. Whoa, honey!
What happened?
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59. Remember that curse
I was telling you about?
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60. - That's what happened.
- What are you talking about?
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61. Come here. I'll tell you
what I'm talking about.
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62. Okay, I was on the putting
green with Charlie.
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63. When I stepped on sacred
ground and got cursed.
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64. Then I danced on sacred ground.
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65. And got the rest of the family cursed.
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66. Still not hearing about the giant neck.
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67. Okay, then I decided
to go for a relaxing swim.
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68. With jellyfish.
To cover the welts, I put on a lei,
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69. Only to discover that I'm
allergic to the plumeria flower.
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70. That's how I got a giant neck.
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71. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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72. All of this is because of a curse?
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73. Yes, all of it.
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74. Me getting stuck in the elevator,
Teddy getting knocked out,
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75. The boys almost crashing
in a helicopter accident.
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76. You buying that shirt.
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77. What?
You don't like this?
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78. I lost the receipt.
I can't take it back.
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79. The curse!
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80. Honey, come on.
There is no such thing as a curse.
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81. Everything that has happened
is just a coincidence.
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82. All right, you know what you need?
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83. A size 43 turtleneck?
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84. Honey, what you need is a nice relaxing day.
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85. At the spa.
Go pamper yourself.
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86. Get a massage.
Get a steam.
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87. Just get all this curse
stuff put out of your head.
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88. Okay, maybe you're right.
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89. I'm overreacting.
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90. Of course you are.
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91. Bob, honey, be honest with me.
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92. How bad do I look?
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93. Every time I look at you.
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94. All I see is my beautiful wife.
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95. Aw. That's nice.
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96. Okay, I saw this on tv.
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97. If you can walk across these coals,
you won't be afraid of anything.
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98. I don't know.
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99. Come on, you can do it.
It's all about mind control.
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100. Now take a moment to empty
your mind completely.
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101. Done.
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102. - Already?
- Let me check.
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103. Yeah, done.
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104. Okay, come on.
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105. Take a deep breath and focus.
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106. I'm just gonna go find the guy...
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107. Whoo!
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108. I did it.
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109. P.J.,
the coals weren't lit.
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110. Lit?
Like fire lit?
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111. Yeah, you're supposed
to walk across hot coals.
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112. But that would hurt.
And you know I suffer from s.F.S.
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113. - S.F.S.?
- Sensitive foot syndrome.
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114. It's real, Gabe.
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115. Why do you think I never played hopscotch?
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116. Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen...
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117. Oh!
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118. Mom?
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119. What happened?
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120. Full body massage.
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121. Turns out the massage oil
had plumeria in it.
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122. Doctor says I'm gonna be fine.
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123. Is it bad?
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124. No no, you've never looked more...
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125. - What? - That's it.
Just more.
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126. Listen, mom, there's something
that I need to tell you.
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127. - It's about Charlie.
- Yeah?
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128. She's...
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129. Doing the hula.
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130. Oh, that's adorable.
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131. That's the greatest thing I've ever seen.
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132. Hi, Charlie.
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133. Welcome to the opportunity of a lifetime.
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134. A chance to own a timeshare of paradise.
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135. Before we begin,
Mr. Duncan,
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136. Quick question.
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137. I lost the receipt.
I can't take it back.
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138. It's not about your shirt.
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139. Is Mrs. Duncan
on her way?
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140. Man, I hope not.
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141. If both spouses aren't at the presentation,
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142. We're going to have to charge
you for your entire trip.
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143. Okay, then I will be right
back with my lovely wife.
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144. Or somebody else.
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145. Quick favor.
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146. I need you to pretend to be mom.
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147. Dad, really bad time to get super weird.
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148. I just found out that my wife has.
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149. To be at the timeshare presentation.
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150. Obviously, I can't
take mom. Please.
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151. This is an emergency.
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152. All right, fine, just give me a minute.
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153. - Hey.
- Oh.
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154. Ready for our date?
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155. Actually, I have one more slight delay.
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156. I have to help my dad with something.
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157. Teddy, I'm starting to think you
don't wanna hang out with me.
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158. No no no.
No, I totally do.
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159. It's not gonna take long.
I'll just meet you on the beach in an hour?
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160. - I'll be there.
- Great.
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161. - Really gotta go.
- Don't rush me. I'm coming.
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162. Wow, you are gonna be great as your mom.
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163. Hey, what are we doing up here?
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164. You're gonna overcome your fear of heights.
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165. By jumping off this cliff
into the water below.
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166. Whoa!
Are you crazy?
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167. People do it all the time.
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168. Yeah, but those people are professionals.
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169. There's nothing to be afraid of.
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170. He's right, P.J.
It's gonna be okay.
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171. Just jump.
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172. Stop! Are you crazy? Do you
wanna get yourself killed?
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173. P.J., empty your mind.
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174. Quiet. I think
he can hear us.
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175. Come on, you can do it.
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176. I don't think so, Gabe.
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177. Maybe I should start
with something smaller?
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178. P.J.
P.J.
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179. Yeah.
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180. What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be down there.
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181. Luckily there was a little ledge, see?
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182. And some steps, see?
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183. So you jumped four feet?
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184. And what a rush!
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185. Yeah!
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186. Before we begin, let's get
to know each other a little.
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187. Why don't we start with the Duncans?
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188. - Of course. - Why don't you stand
up and introduce yourselves?
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189. - Bob.
- Ted... Amy.
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190. Tedamy.
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191. Tedamy?
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192. That's an interesting name.
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193. Yeah, well, my parents
were really messed up.
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194. So, Bob and tedamy,
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195. How'd this happen?
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196. Uh...
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197. He was my exterminator.
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198. And he came over to my apartment.
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199. With that giant tank of poison on his back.
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200. And I just knew that bobby-boo
was the one for me.
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201. Just so you know, I don't
wear the tank on my back.
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202. No one cares about the details.
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203. - I care.
- Do we have to do this here?
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204. Let's meet someone else,
shall we? You guys.
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205. Man, it feels good to conquer your fears.
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206. P.J., you didn't
conquer anything.
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207. You ran from a clown,
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208. Walked across slightly warm coals.
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209. And jumped down four feet onto a ledge.
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210. Which I did not know would be there.
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211. P.J., I made a promise that
I would do something good.
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212. And do you know who I made that promise to?
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213. The guy upstairs.
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214. Bill from Seattle?
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215. He seems like a nice guy, but
what does he care about...
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216. More upstairs.
I promised God, P.J.
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217. We gotta keep trying.
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218. Fine.
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219. Well, I have a fear of bedspreads.
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220. Oh, look, I overcame it.
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221. Actually, that's a quilt.
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222. Ooh, this is a quilt?
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223. Fine. If you won't
do it for yourself,
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224. Or me, do it for Charlie.
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225. She looks up to you.
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226. She does?
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227. Did you see that?
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228. Fine. I'll give it
one more shot.
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229. Turns out there's plumeria in the shampoo.
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230. Be honest, is it bad?
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231. No no, you look fine, mom.
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232. Oh, that's good.
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233. Remember, it's not about spending money.
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234. It's about spending
your vacation in paradise.
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235. I really need to use the restroom.
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236. We have a break coming up in 90 minutes.
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237. I'm gonna make this simple.
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238. I am going to pee now.
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239. Is it going to be
in a: That plant?
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240. B: That trashcan?
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241. Or c: The bathroom
in the hallway?
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242. Please go with c.
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243. Fine.
You may leave.
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244. Now let's talk about payment plans.
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245. - Excuse me.
- Yes, tedamy.
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246. How much longer are we gonna be here?
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247. Only five and a half more hours.
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248. But I have a date with a really cute boy.
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249. I thought you were married.
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250. Well, I'm married, not dead.
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251. Is there any way that I can leave sooner?
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252. Sure, sign that paper.
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253. And you are free to go right now.
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254. Great.
Okay.
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255. Aloha.
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256. All right, the ball is
now officially rolling.
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257. All I did was go to the bathroom.
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258. We have sold our first timeshare unit.
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259. Congratulations, Bob and tedamy Duncan.
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260. Should have picked the plant.
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261. What did you say this was called again?
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262. Parasailing.
You're gonna go up in the air.
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263. - And get a gentle peaceful...
- Up in the air?
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264. You didn't say anything
about up in the air.
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265. What did you think the parachute was for?
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266. Parachute? I thought this
was a very colorful cape.
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267. How do I get out of this thing?
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268. Fine fine fine fine.
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269. If you don't wanna do it, just signal
the guy on the boat like this.
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270. Hey, boat guy!
Hey, boat guy!
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271. That was the go signal, wasn't it?
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272. Yep, you might wanna start running.
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273. I'm kind of glad we weren't
able to get together until now.
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274. Because this could not be more perfect.
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275. I know.
It's beautiful.
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276. Kai, this is
my brother P.J.
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277. P.J., kai.
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278. Teddy, what did you do?
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279. I had a date on the one spot on the beach.
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280. Where idiots fall out of the sky.
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281. I'm talking about the timeshare.
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282. We now own this room.
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283. All I did was sign a piece of paper.
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284. Which bought us a timeshare,
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285. Which we can't afford.
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286. You are the worst wife I've ever had.
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287. Well, I'm sorry.
Why don't you make P.J. Your wife?
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288. Because I'm sure he'd do a much better job.
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289. Quiet down, people.
Quiet!
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290. Why are you wearing a mop?
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291. Because my hair's coming out in clumps.
Wanna see?
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292. No no.
Mop's good.
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293. Mop it up.
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294. Hey, kids, there's something
that I have to tell you.
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295. I know this is gonna sound
really crazy, but here goes.
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296. We've been cursed.
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297. - Cursed?
- Yes.
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298. By mano, a grumpy hawaiian man.
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299. Who does not like it when you
do the robot on sacred ground.
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300. A curse?
Come on.
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301. Think about it.
Everything bad.
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302. Started happening after I got us cursed.
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303. - Like the helicopter.
- And mom's fatness.
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304. - Me getting knocked out.
- And mom's baldness.
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305. - The timeshare.
- And mom's grotesqueness.
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306. Okay, got it.
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307. Wait a second. Back up.
What's this about a timeshare?
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308. Go on and tell her,
bobby-boo.
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309. - She bought it, not me.
- You bought a timeshare?
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310. Okay, the only reason
we were at that stupid thing.
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311. Was so dad wouldn't
have to pay for the room.
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312. Whoa, but let's not forget about the curse.
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313. Okay, you not telling me about a timeshare
has nothing to do with a curse.
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314. Or does it?
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315. So that's it?
We're cursed forever?
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316. No, we are not.
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317. I got us into this mess, and now
I'm gonna get us out of it.
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318. I'm gonna find mano and have
him reverse the curse.
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319. What?
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320. I'll tell mano to reverse the curse.
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321. Looks like you're going to the doctor again.
Plumeria tea.
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322. Oh, nuts.
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323. Hey, excuse me.
Are you mano?
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324. I am mano.
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325. Yeah, listen, you put
this curse on my family.
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326. And I was just wondering
if you could reverse it.
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327. Curse.
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328. - There is no curse.
- There isn't?
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329. I just say that to keep
the guests out of the plants.
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330. I'm the gardener.
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331. But what about all the bad
stuff that's happened to us?
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332. Just got lucky I guess.
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333. My family thinks the curse is real.
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334. Tell them it's not.
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335. I could do that.
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336. Or we could have a little fun.
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337. You say that with an evil look in your eye.
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338. That gives me pleasure.
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339. The curse removal ceremony now begins.
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340. We are so lucky he does this.
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341. You have no idea.
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342. First, the family except
for the youngest male,
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343. Must circle the mother hopping.
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344. And chanting "big and gross.
Big and gross.
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345. She's the one that's
cursed the most."
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346. What should I do?
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347. That's the best part.
You do the robot.
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348. I do a good robot.
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349. Looking good, guys.
Making memories here.
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350. How come Gabe doesn't have to do this?
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351. I don't know. Seems awfully
chummy with that mano guy.
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352. Guys, I think they're just messing with us.
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353. Mr. Duncan,
there you are.
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354. We had a little accident
with your timeshare contract.
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355. And a tiki torch.
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356. So if you don't mind, we need to
get your wife's signature again.
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357. It's working.
Keep going!
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358. All right, all right, all right.
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359. I wanna make a toast.
I wanna make a toast.
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360. To the love of my life,
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361. My very beautiful wife Amy.
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362. Happy anniversary.
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363. Thank you for making me
the luckiest man on earth.
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364. - I love you.
- I love you too.
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365. - Cheers.
- Cheers.
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366. Aw, isn't that sweet?
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367. Mom and dad finally got to have
their romantic moment in Hawaii.
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368. As for me, not so much,
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369. But that's okay because family vacations.
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370. Are about spending time with family.
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371. Teddy, wanna go for a walk?
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372. Here, wrap this up.
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373. What am I supposed...
goodbye, Charlie.
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374. Good luck, Charlie.
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375. Whatever.
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376. Hi, I'm P.J. Duncan.
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377. Tonight, we've had a lot of fun
with the subject of s. F.S...
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378. Sensitive foot syndrome.
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379. But sensitive foot syndrome
is a serious problem.
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380. That affects almost a dozen
people across the globe.
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381. Come, walk with me.
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382. It is a particularly sensitive day.
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383. Now you see what me and almost eleven
other guys have to go through.
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384. Hey. What're you doing?
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385. I'm inform people about S.F.S.
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386. P.J there's no such thing. It does exist.
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387. Really?
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388. We're gonna live!
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