1. Congratulations, mom.
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3. I was wondering if you kids would remember.
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4. Well, who could forget a day like this?
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6. It's our 20th wedding anniversary.
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7. Wow, 20 years with dad.
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8. Wow, that's a real conversation
stopper, isn't it?
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9. Okay, kids, your dad and I
have had 20 wonderful years.
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I mean, let's face it...
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11. Sometimes I may not be the easiest
person in the world to live with.
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12. This is where you all jump in.
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13. And say, "no no no, mom.
You're great."
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You're great.
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and ends in "eap."
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21. Yeah, the only gift he ever
gets me is a card he signs,
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22. "happy anniversary.
Love, me."
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24. It's the same card.
He reuses it every year.
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Maybe this year he'll surprise you.
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26. Yeah, maybe he'll come into the
kitchen with his zipper up.
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27. - Good morning, everybody.
- Dad, barn door.
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28. For you, my dear.
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29. A card!
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30. Wonder what it says.
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31. "happy anniversary.
Love, me."
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32. - I love you too.
- Glad to hear it.
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There's more this year.
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34. "p. S. Aloha."
what does that mean?
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35. That means that the Duncans.
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36. Are going to Hawaii!
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37. I knew you'd come through.
You are so generous.
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38. Oh, thank you.
I'm gonna need that back.
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39. Bob, this place is gorgeous.
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40. Huh? Only the best
for you, my love.
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41. - Oh.
- Okay, I'm gonna check us in.
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42. Okay.
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43. - Hey, Charlie, you wanna.
- Yeah. Nd the pool?
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the same swimsuit as mommy.
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45. Okay, guys, come on,
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We're in paradise.
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of that flat-screen.
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49. Come on, there's got to be
to check out too.
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50. No, that's okay.
I...
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52. - Hi, um, I'm Teddy.
- Aloha, Teddy. I'm kai.
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53. Kai...
what an interesting name.
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54. It means "the sea."
what does "teddy" mean?
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55. Oh, it means my parents
were expecting a boy.
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56. So are you into surfing?
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57. Am I? I have been
complaining about.
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58. The lack of surf in Denver
since I don't know when.
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be at the beach tomorrow morning.
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60. Yeah, I'd love that.
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61. Okay well, aloha.
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62. That means "hello, goodbye
and I like your smile."
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64. Yeah. No, I know.
I was going for an alo-ha-ha.
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65. I'm leaving now.
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66. Hi, I'd like to check in.
The name is Bob Duncan.
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67. I believe we have
the sizzlin' summer package.
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68. Yes, here it is...
one room,
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69. And I see you will be attending
the timeshare presentation.
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70. - Hey. - Hey!
How much did you hear?
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71. Oh, not much, just something
about a timeshare. What is that?
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what it is?
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Why don't...
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74. Timeshare is a hotel room
you buy one week every year.
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75. - For the rest of your life.
- Okay, she doesn't...
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76. For attending our presentation,
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77. Mr. Duncan gets
his entire trip for free.
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78. Need to know all that.
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80. Your big anniversary gift
to mom is a free trip?
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81. This is a win-win.
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82. Your mom thinks I'm a hero and I've got...
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83. I've got no intention
of buying a timeshare.
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84. Come on.
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85. Can't we keep this between us?
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86. Keep what between us?
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87. That's why you're my favorite.
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89. And here's our room!
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90. I love it!
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91. Oh, this is sweet.
Where's our room?
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They messed up our reservation.
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95. Oh come on, you guys, this is gonna be great.
Look at this...
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98. I don't want to share
a room with you people.
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99. Okay, you two stop it.
Your very generous father.
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100. Spent a lot of money to get us here.
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102. Where are we all gonna sleep?
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103. It's simple... girls in one
bed, guys in the other.
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We have dad.
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is a very restless sleeper.
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106. But we have dad.
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107. Would you relax?
We're gonna make this work.
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108. Hey, Charlie, here we are in Hawaii.
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109. I'm in my bed;
Mom's in my bed;
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110. You're in my bed.
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112. Dad, can you scoot over?
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113. - Sorry.
- Ah!
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114. That's better.
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115. Wish them good luck, Charlie.
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116. That wasn't so bad.
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117. Speak for yourself.
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118. If Charlie Duncan sinks this putt,
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119. She wins a free trip
to the kahuna kiddies' club.
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120. While mommy gets
a full-body massage.
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121. And she wins the trip anyway!
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122. - I'm sorry, you can't go in there.
- Why not?
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123. - Because it is kapu.
- Kapu?
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124. It means "forbidden."
that is sacred ground.
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125. Sacred ground?
Next to the towel hut?
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127. Stop!
If you go in there,
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128. Bad things will happen.
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129. Listen, buddy, I have four kids.
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130. And I'm married to an exterminator.
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131. That's about as kaas it gets.
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132. - What are you doing?
- Putting a curse on you.
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133. Oh really?
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134. Well, if I were cursed, could I do this?
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135. Now your whole family is cursed.
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136. Ooh, my whole family!
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137. Got any pets?
'cause we could do this all day.
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138. I'll tell you what...
you do this all day.
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139. And I'm gonna enjoy my vacation.
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140. Ah, there it is.
Ha, cursed.
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141. Plea...
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142. I used
the fast-acting curse.
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143. Guys, come on.
We're in Hawaii.
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144. You can't sit in a room
all day playing video games.
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145. We could if you'd leave us alone.
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146. What could you possibly be playing.
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147. That could be better than exploring Hawaii?
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148. It's a really cool game called
"tropical chopper challenge."
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149. Yeah, right now we're flying
helicopters over volcanoes.
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150. You can do that for real on the island.
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151. Yeah, but are the graphics this good?
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152. - Let's see.
- Check it out.
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153. Oh! Oh yeah.
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154. Come on, guys, let's go.
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155. Come on, I'm gonna drop you off
at the helicopter.
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156. You're gonna have the time of your lives.
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157. Look at this...
I even got a coupon.
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158. "hal's discount helicopter:
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159. Serving the island
since February."
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160. Let's go.
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161. Hey, Gabe, in the car do you want
to play "snorkeling adventure"?
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162. Unless they have that in Hawaii too.
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163. Hi, kai.
Oh, that rhymed.
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164. So am I the only one here?
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166. Unless someone else shows up.
Let me get you a board.
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167. All right.
Later, gator!
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168. Too much.
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169. Is this where the surfing lessons are?
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170. Uh, yeah.
You're interested in surfing?
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171. Well, at home I love channel surfing,
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172. So I thought I'd try the other kind.
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173. Well, you might have
a hard time with this class.
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174. The teacher doesn't speak
any English whatsoever.
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175. I'll be right with you, Teddy.
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176. Wow, he's gotten better.
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177. Is that the surfing
instructor?
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178. - Uh-huh. - And you want
to be alone with him?
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179. - Uh-huh.
- Why didn't you just say so?
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180. Hawaii is for romance.
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181. I'll find somewhere else
to avoid my husband.
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182. Thank you.
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183. - Bye.
- Bye.
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184. - Who was that?
- I don't know.
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186. Oh, Mr. Duncan?
Just want to remind you.
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187. The timeshare presentation
is today at 3:00.
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188. Yes yes. By the way,
how long is the presentation?
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189. 61/2 hours.
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190. Wo... wow.
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191. Why... why so long?
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192. It takes a while to break people down.
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193. I mean, we have a lot of ground to cover.
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194. Okay.
See you then...
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195. Or not.
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196. - Hey, honey.
- Hey.
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197. - Who was that?
- Uh, him?
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198. Uh... Director
of ping-pong services.
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199. Do you want to meet me by the pool?
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200. Yeah yeah, let me grab my suit.
And then I'll tell you about my curse.
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201. Your what?
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202. Cute story.
You're gonna laugh.
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204. Oh, I am so glad you're here.
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205. Thank you.
Do I know you?
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a deathly fear of elevators.
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207. I hate riding in them alone.
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208. Well, now you have an elevator buddy.
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209. - You okay?
- Fine so far.
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thing ever broke down,
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211. You would not want to be in here with me.
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212. Don't worry, nothing's going to happen.
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213. - What's going on?
- We stopped.
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216. No no no, calm down.
I'm sure we'll start up again in a second.
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217. - Ah, hold me!
- Oh!
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emergency phone to call someone?
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219. Okay?
Okay, we'll go together.
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220. Ready? Go.
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221. Okay, look, just relax.
We're going to be fine.
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222. As long as we don't lose power.
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223. First time in a helicopter, boys?
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224. - Yep.
- Mine too.
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225. Ha!
A little helicopter humor.
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227. No idea.
Just moved here.
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canyon for 30 years.
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229. What's the name of that volcano?
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230. Beats me.
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canyon's also a mile deep?
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232. Yeah, I didn't, but school's out.
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learning anything new.
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how to fly one of these things?
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240. 'fraid not.
I feel like I'm gonna...
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241. - P.J., do something.
- I am.
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Wake up!
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going to do?
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247. These controls kind of
look like my video game.
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grand canyon is by burro.
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253. All right, good, steady.
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Can I let go?
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258. Oh, surfing surfing surfing.
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260. Yeah, but I thought maybe we
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263. Um, you know, especially after a workout.
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267. Look at you...
always one step ahead of me.
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268. Okay, you think you're
ready to hit the water?
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This is awesome!
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274. I told you you'd be a natural.
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276. Oh, look, no feet.
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277. Gnarly!
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278. Cowabunga!
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281. You know you're dreaming, right?
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I was at my surfing lesson.
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that didn't go too well.
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293. He was so cute.
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295. I was almost smothered
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296. Oh yeah, big whoop.
We were almost killed in a helicopter crash.
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I missed my smoothie date.
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298. Wow, bad day for the Duncans.
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299. It's almost like the whole family's cursed.
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anything about a curse.
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303. No no no.
No no.
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something about a purse.
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to Charlie or you.
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I'm good.
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doing a quick plant inspection.
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312. Yeah, that's a...
that's a ficus.
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at the timeshare presentation.
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315. We'll be forced to charge you
for your entire trip.
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- Down to the last macadamia nut.
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- Hey.
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332. Being good is new to me,
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337. And then God and I would be square.
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338. - You'd do that for me?
- That's what good people do, right?
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Things keep happening.
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- Teddy.
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- Second time's the charm.
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if you could reverse it.
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365. - Ready for our date?
- Ah!
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to pretend to be mom.
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368. - Bob.
- Ted... Amy.
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