1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR;
HE'S UNIQUE,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. AND THERE'S CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'LL BE STICKIN' AROUND.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. - WELL, HELLO.Copy !req
15. WHOO, LOOKS LIKE SANTA RECEIVED
A LOT OF MAIL THIS YEAR.Copy !req
16. AND SINCE HE'S SO BUSYCopy !req
17. MAKING PRESENTS FOR ALL THE GOOD
LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS,Copy !req
18. HE'S ASKED ME TO ANSWER
A FEW LETTERS.Copy !req
19. "DEAR SANTA,
IS THERE SUCH A THINGCopy !req
20. AS TOO MUCH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?"Copy !req
21. WELL, DEAR VIEWER,Copy !req
22. THE FOLLOWING TALL TALE
WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION,Copy !req
23. SO ENJOY.Copy !req
24. - SHUT YOUR NOG HOLE!Copy !req
25. - SHOVE A YAM IN IT!Copy !req
26. - THE KIDS ARE RIGHT, GLENN.Copy !req
27. THERE IS SUCH A THING
AS TOO MUCH CHRISTMAS, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
28. - TOO MUCH CHRISTMAS?
IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
29. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE
TOO MUCH MOTHER'S DAY,Copy !req
30. AND YOU COULD KNOCK
A COUPLE OF DAYS OFF HANUKAH,Copy !req
31. BUT IF IT WERE UP TO ME,Copy !req
32. WE'D NEVER STOP CELEBRATING
CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
33. - UGH.Copy !req
34. - YOU KNOW,
THE YULETIDE SPIRITCopy !req
35. IS ALL ABOUT WELCOMING
STRANGERS INTO YOUR HOME.Copy !req
36. WE SHOULD BE THE STRANGERSCopy !req
37. THOSE PEOPLE WELCOME
INTO THEIR HOME.Copy !req
38. WE'LL BE
OUR GIFT TO THEM.Copy !req
39. - GLENN, WE DON'T KNOW
THOSE PEOPLE!Copy !req
40. - OH, PSHAW.Copy !req
41. WHAT IF JOSEPH AND MARY
HAD THAT ATTITUDE?Copy !req
42. BABY SANTA WOULD HAVE
NEVER BEEN BORN.Copy !req
43. - NOT EXACTLY
HOW THE SCRIPTURE GOES.Copy !req
44. - MAYBE NOT
IN THE KOREAN TRANSLATION,Copy !req
45. BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER,Copy !req
46. IT WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN
IN ENGLISH.Copy !req
47. - YES.
MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
48. - WOW! JEFF GOLDBLUM?Copy !req
49. YOU PLAYED THE SKEPTICAL
SCIENTIST IN JURASSIC PARKCopy !req
50. AND THE SKEPTICAL SCIENTIST
IN INDEPENDENCE DAY.Copy !req
51. - LISTEN, I'M TRYING TO TEACH
MY FAMILY ABOUT HOLIDAY SPIRIT.Copy !req
52. WE WERE JUST CELEBRATING
CHRISTMAS IN OUR CAR, AND—Copy !req
53. - YOUR CAR?
OH, YOU POOR, WRETCHED SOULS.Copy !req
54. - HOLD ON; HAVEN'T GOTTEN
TO THE SAD PART YET.Copy !req
55. - UH, SAY NO MORE.Copy !req
56. LIKE THE GUEST IN TOLSTOY'S
EPONYMOUS POEM,Copy !req
57. YOU SEEK FESTIVE ASYLUM.Copy !req
58. BIENVENUTE.Copy !req
59. OH, IT SEEMS YOU'RE STANDING
UNDER THE MISTLETOE.Copy !req
60. - WELL, RULES ARE RULES.Copy !req
61. JACKIE, LOOK,
IT'S ANGELINA JOLIE.Copy !req
62. - PERSONALLY, STEVE-O,Copy !req
63. I ALWAYS GET SAD
AROUND THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
64. HOW CAN ONE REJOICE
WHEN THERE'S SO MUCH SUFFERINGCopy !req
65. IN THE COUNTRIES
WHERE I GET MY CHILDREN?Copy !req
66. OH, STEVE-O, YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME
HOWL WITH LAUGHTER.Copy !req
67. - HEY, WHY'S EVERYONE
SO SERIOUS?Copy !req
68. WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?Copy !req
69. JEFF GOLDBLUM WENT
TO THE TROUBLECopy !req
70. OF RENTING
THIS REAL LIVE REINDEER.Copy !req
71. THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS TAKE
DEGRADING PICTURES WITH ITCopy !req
72. IN THIS PHOTO BOOTH.Copy !req
73. - UH, WAIT, FRIEND.Copy !req
74. THAT'S NO PHOTO BOOTH.Copy !req
75. THAT'S THE TELEPORTATION POD
FROM MY SCI-FI CLASSIC...Copy !req
76. THE FLY.Copy !req
77. - WHERE'D HE GO?Copy !req
78. - TO THE FARTHEST DEPTHS
OF MANKIND'S PUERILE PSYCHOSIS.Copy !req
79. - WHAT?Copy !req
80. - OVER THERE
BY THE SPINACH DIP.Copy !req
81. - WHY'S EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME?Copy !req
82. ding!Copy !req
83. - SO IT IS A PHOTO BOOTH
AS WELL.Copy !req
84. FASCINATING.Copy !req
85. - GLENN, YOU'VE TURNED
INTO A MONSTER!Copy !req
86. - OH, YOU SAY THAT
AT EVERY CHRISTMAS PARTY.Copy !req
87. I KNOW WHEN TO STOP.Copy !req
88. - NO, LOOK IN
ONE OF THE DOZENS OF MIRRORSCopy !req
89. JEFF GOLDBLUM HAS
HANGING ON THE WALL.Copy !req
90. I'M HIDEOUS!Copy !req
91. - NO, GLENN, WRONG REFLECTION.Copy !req
92. YOU'RE LOOKING
AT DONALD TRUMP.Copy !req
93. - LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
94. NOW I'M MORE CHRISTMASSY
THAN EVER.Copy !req
95. - OH, MY GOD!
MY DAD IS A FREAK.Copy !req
96. - I KNOW; THINK OFCopy !req
97. TOYS, GREETING CARDS,Copy !req
98. EVEN A HOLIDAY SONG
BY A POPULAR RECORDING ARTIST.Copy !req
99. HIT IT, BILLY IDOL.Copy !req
100. ONE, TWO!
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!Copy !req
101. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
102. IT'S ALL OVER!Copy !req
103. - GLENN, WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
104. - SURE.
ABOUT WHAT?Copy !req
105. - I THINK IT'S TIME
TO REDEFINE OUR RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
106. - BABY, YOU'RE DEFINE,Copy !req
107. DA FINEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
108. - OW! YOU ALMOST BIT
MY EAR OFF!Copy !req
109. THIS IS WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, GLENN.Copy !req
110. I LOVE YOU, BUT NOW
I SEE YOU AS MORE OF A—Copy !req
111. - PLEASE DON'T SAY "FRIEND."Copy !req
112. - NO, I WAS GONNA SAY "PET."Copy !req
113. - OH, THANK GOD.Copy !req
114. - THERE'S GONNA HAVE TO BE
SOME CHANGES.Copy !req
115. - IS THIS REALLY
NECESSARY, MOM?Copy !req
116. - SORRY, BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO KEEP YOUR DAD IN THE R.V.Copy !req
117. WITHOUT HIM
DESTROYING THE FURNITURE.Copy !req
118. - WOW, YOU EAT
ONE CRUSHED VELVET DIVAN,Copy !req
119. AND YOU NEVER HEAR
THE END OF IT.Copy !req
120. HEY, QUIT IT.Copy !req
121. - BIENVENUTE.Copy !req
122. - WOW!Copy !req
123. A DVD OF THE MOVIE
A REINDEER NAMED DAD,Copy !req
124. STARRING JEFF GOLDBLUM
AS DAD.Copy !req
125. - YOU GOT IT, BUDDY.Copy !req
126. WHO WANTS ONE OF MY FAMOUS
CHRISTMAS LATKES?Copy !req
127. - I KNOW BILLY IDOL
COULD GO FOR SOME.Copy !req
128. - LATKES?
THAT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS FOOD.Copy !req
129. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE—Copy !req
130. MMM.Copy !req
131. YOU COULD DROP A COUPLE OF THOSE
IN MY FEEDBAG.Copy !req
132. - WE'LL BE BACK FOR MY HUSBAND
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.Copy !req
133. DON'T LET HIM EAT
THE WALLPAPER, BILLY IDOL.Copy !req
134. - SO YOU GOT PLANS
FOR THE SUPER BOWL?Copy !req
135. - SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,
VIEWER,Copy !req
136. MAYBE THERE IS SUCH A THING
AS TOO MUCH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.Copy !req
137. SURPRISE, SURPRISE.Copy !req
138. WELL, LET'S SELL SOME SOAP.Copy !req
139. - WE'RE BACK.Copy !req
140. IN CASE YOU JUST JOINED US,
YES, THE DOG IS TALKING.Copy !req
141. ANOTHER LETTER.
SHALL WE?Copy !req
142. "DEAR SANTA,
WILL I EVER FIND LOVE?Copy !req
143. SIGNED, HOPELESS."Copy !req
144. LOOK, HOPELESS, WITHOUT
AN ATTACHED PICTURE,Copy !req
145. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL.Copy !req
146. BUT HERE'S A TALE
THAT MIGHT GIVE YOU SOME HOPE.Copy !req
147. - SIR, WE'RE
A MATCHMAKING SERVICE.Copy !req
148. WE DON'T MAKE MATCHES.
WE MAKE MATCHES.Copy !req
149. WHY IS THAT
SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
150. UGH! WHY IS IT THAT
EVEN IN A CHRISTMAS FANTASY,Copy !req
151. I HAVE TO BE AN ASSISTANT?Copy !req
152. - LOOK, I'M VERY FLATTEREDCopy !req
153. THE NEW YORK TIMES
WANTS TO DO A PIECECopy !req
154. ON THE GREATEST MATCHMAKER
IN THE CITY,Copy !req
155. BUT I'M JUST TOO BUSY
FINDING LOVE FOR OTHERS.Copy !req
156. YOU AND YOU,
YOU'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.Copy !req
157. IVANA TRUMP
NEEDS A DATE FOR SATURDAY;Copy !req
158. JESSICA SIMPSON WANTS TO BE IN
A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP BY LUNCH,Copy !req
159. FOLLOWED BY A REBOUND FLING
FOR DINNER,Copy !req
160. AND, OH, UM...Copy !req
161. - I KNOW THAT LOOK, WANDA.Copy !req
162. OUT WITH IT.Copy !req
163. - YOUR FATHER WANTS TO KNOWCopy !req
164. WHO YOU'RE BRINGING
TO HIS CHARITY CHRISTMAS PARTY.Copy !req
165. - WHEN WILL HE ACCEPT THAT
I DON'T NEED A MAN TO BE HAPPY?Copy !req
166. NOT WHEN I HAVE MY CAREER.Copy !req
167. - YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALMOST IRONIC.Copy !req
168. YOU'RE NEW YORK'S
PREMIER MATCHMAKER,Copy !req
169. YET YOU DON'T HAVE
A MATCH FOR YOURSELF.Copy !req
170. IT'S LIKE
ONE OF THOSE ROMANTIC COMEDIESCopy !req
171. STARRING JENNIFER ANISTON,
JENNIFER LOPEZ,Copy !req
172. JENNIFER GARNER,
OR JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT.Copy !req
173. - OH, PLEASE.
I'M NOT THAT PATHETIC.Copy !req
174. ding!Copy !req
175. WE'RE PREGNANT.Copy !req
176. - AWW.Copy !req
177. - YOU ARE SO
JENNIFER JASON LEIGH.Copy !req
178. - CONRAD, WANDA, CORNELIA,Copy !req
179. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST PALS
A GAL COULD HAVE.Copy !req
180. - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, JACK.Copy !req
181. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SETTLE DOWN
AND GET MARRIED?Copy !req
182. - HEY, SUCCESSFUL WOMEN
CAN BE HAPPY WITHOUT A MAN.Copy !req
183. I'M C.E.O.
OF A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY,Copy !req
184. AND I STILL HAVE
FULFILLING RELATIONSHIPSCopy !req
185. WITH MOST OF MY CATS.Copy !req
186. - APPLEJACK, COME JOIN ME
FOR A DRINK WITH STUFFINGTON.Copy !req
187. YOU KNOW, HE'S STILL SINGLE.Copy !req
188. - WHEN I MARRY, FATHER,
IT'LL BE FOR TRUE LOVE,Copy !req
189. NOT THE BOTTOM LINE.Copy !req
190. - AH, IT'S UP TO YOU, JACK.Copy !req
191. BUT IF YOU WAIT TOO LONG
FOR TRUE LOVE,Copy !req
192. YOU MIGHT NEVER FIND A MAN.Copy !req
193. - OH.Copy !req
194. MAYBE FATHER'S RIGHT.Copy !req
195. MAYBE I AM FOOLISH TO HOLD OUT
FOR SOME SORT OF MAGIC.Copy !req
196. AWW, SNOWMAN,Copy !req
197. YOU LOOK COLD.Copy !req
198. THERE.
THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
199. - WELL, JUMPIN' SNOWFLAKES.Copy !req
200. - WHAT?
DID YOU JUST COME ALIVE?Copy !req
201. - THE NAME'S FREEZIE,
FREEZIE D. SNOWMAN.Copy !req
202. AND I'D LIKE TO REPAY YOU
FOR GIVING ME LIFE.Copy !req
203. PERHAPS SOMETHING TO EAT?Copy !req
204. - OH, I REALLY
DON'T HAVE THE TIME.Copy !req
205. - NOT EVEN FOR A SNACK?Copy !req
206. - MMM.Copy !req
207. - SO HOW DO IT TASTE?Copy !req
208. - LIKE MY FUTURE.Copy !req
209. OH!Copy !req
210. - WHOA.Copy !req
211. CHECK OUT THIS ICE PACK.Copy !req
212. - OH! OH!Copy !req
213. - COMIN' AT YOU.Copy !req
214. OH!
- OH!Copy !req
215. OH, FREEZIE, THESE LAST
TWO WEEKS WITH YOUCopy !req
216. HAVE BEEN AMAZING.Copy !req
217. THE CHARITY CHRISTMAS BALL'S
TOMORROW.Copy !req
218. I'D LOVE FOR YOU
TO MEET MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
219. - I DON'T KNOW, JACK.Copy !req
220. I WOULDN'T WANT
TO EMBARRASS YOU.Copy !req
221. - HOW COULD I POSSIBLY
BE EMBARRASSED BY YOU?Copy !req
222. - BECAUSE I'M, YOU KNOW,
AN ICICLE AMERICAN?Copy !req
223. ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY,Copy !req
224. I'M ONLY HALF ICE,
WHICH MAKES ME A GELATO.Copy !req
225. - IT'S THE 21ST CENTURY,
FREEZIE.Copy !req
226. PEOPLE DON'T JUDGE OTHERS BY
THE TEMPERATURE OF THEIR SKIN.Copy !req
227. IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE
THAT COUNTS.Copy !req
228. - I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.Copy !req
229. - OH!Copy !req
230. BUT FIRST, A QUICK STOP
AT THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
231. - THERE ARE TWO THINGS
BILLY IDOL LIKES.Copy !req
232. IT'S CHRISTMAS PARTIES
AND RABBLE-ROUSING.Copy !req
233. WOW!Copy !req
234. - SO WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD
ABOUT JACK'S BOYFRIEND?Copy !req
235. - SHE TOLD ME
HE WORKS IN ICE.Copy !req
236. - OOH, DIAMONDS.
HE MUST BE RICH.Copy !req
237. - THERE THEY ARE NOW.Copy !req
238. - SNOW? MY GOD.Copy !req
239. - EVERYONE,
THIS IS FREEZIE.Copy !req
240. - ICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
241. I MEAN, NICE TO SLEET YOU.Copy !req
242. OH, HAIL.Copy !req
243. THANK GOD I'M NOT ESKIMO,
RIGHT?Copy !req
244. I HAVE 17 MORE WAYS
TO PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH.Copy !req
245. - DADDY,
THIS IS FREEZIE.Copy !req
246. - PUT 'ER THERE, OLD MAN.Copy !req
247. - OH, SEE? I TOLD YOU
EVERYONE WOULD LOVE YOU.Copy !req
248. DRINKS?
- I'LL HAVE A SCOTCH.Copy !req
249. NO ROCKS.
BROUGHT MY OWN.Copy !req
250. SO, WHITEY, I HEAR
YOU PLAY THE MARKET.Copy !req
251. - NOW, YOU LISTEN HERE,Copy !req
252. YOU FROZEN
PILE OF PRECIPITATION.Copy !req
253. I DIDN'T SEND MY DAUGHTER
TO FINISHING SCHOOLCopy !req
254. SO SHE COULD MARRY
SOME SNOWMAN.Copy !req
255. - I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED
AT THE TOP OF MY CLASSCopy !req
256. FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA.Copy !req
257. - YOU'RE BLUFFING.
- DAMN. HOW DID YOU KNOW?Copy !req
258. - DO YOU REALLY THINK
YOU CAN MAKE MY DAUGHTER HAPPY?Copy !req
259. SHE WANTS CHILDREN,
VACATIONS IN HAWAII,Copy !req
260. SOMEONE TO KEEP HER
WARM AT NIGHT.Copy !req
261. - BUT I LOVE HER.Copy !req
262. - TAKE A LOOK
AT YOURSELF, SON.Copy !req
263. IF YOU TRULY LOVE HER,Copy !req
264. YOU'LL LET HER MARRY
STUFFINGTON.Copy !req
265. GIN AND JUICE.Copy !req
266. KIDDING.
THERE'S NO JUICE.Copy !req
267. - JACK, THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
268. I-I THINK
WE SHOULD BREAK UP.Copy !req
269. - BUT WE'RE PERFECT TOGETHER.Copy !req
270. WE'RE LIKE GIN AND JUICE.Copy !req
271. - WE SHOULD BE
WITH OUR OWN KIND.Copy !req
272. I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.
SHE'S VERY RICH.Copy !req
273. IN FACT, SHE'S A MOGUL.Copy !req
274. - BE WITH OUR OWN KIND?Copy !req
275. DADDY, WHAT DID YOU SAY
TO HIM?Copy !req
276. - NAH, FORGET ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
277. HE WAS A FLAKE.Copy !req
278. - FATHER, HOW COULD YOU?Copy !req
279. FREEZIE?Copy !req
280. FREEZIE!Copy !req
281. YOUR SWEATER—
WHERE DID IT GO?Copy !req
282. - HMM, I'M SO COMFY,
COZY WARM,Copy !req
283. EXCEPT FOR MY FOREARMS.Copy !req
284. SO COLD.Copy !req
285. I CAN'T KEEP MY EYES OPEN.Copy !req
286. - OH, FREEZIE,
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME.Copy !req
287. I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
FOREVER.Copy !req
288. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
289. MWAH.Copy !req
290. - JUMPIN' SNOWFLAKES.Copy !req
291. I LOVE YOU TOO, JACK.Copy !req
292. AND I'M SORRY
ABOUT WHAT I SAID.Copy !req
293. THERE WAS NEVER ANY MOGUL.Copy !req
294. IT WAS JUST A PUN I USED
TO COVER MY HURT FEELINGS.Copy !req
295. - WOW, THIS IS JUST LIKE
A ROMANTIC COMEDYCopy !req
296. STARRING TOM HANKS,
TOM CRUISE,Copy !req
297. OR THOMAS HADEN CHURCH.Copy !req
298. - THOMAS HADEN CHURCH?Copy !req
299. WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO HIM?Copy !req
300. - I TOOK
SOME ARTISTIC CHANCES.Copy !req
301. - OH, FREEZIE,Copy !req
302. IT TOOK A SNOWMAN
TO MAKE ME A WOMAN.Copy !req
303. - WE ARE GONNA SPEND
THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER.Copy !req
304. OH, LOOK, A HOT TUB.Copy !req
305. TURN THE DIAL TO SEXY.Copy !req
306. - FREEZIE, NO!Copy !req
307. - CANNONBALL!Copy !req
308. - JACK, QUICK!Copy !req
309. SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!Copy !req
310. - NO!
WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU?Copy !req
311. OH, I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN!Copy !req
312. - UH, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
313. I'M A WEALTHY
HOLLYWOOD ACTOR.Copy !req
314. IS THERE ANY WAY
YOU COULD HELP ME FIND LOVE?Copy !req
315. - OH, JEFF GOLDBLUM!Copy !req
316. PROBABLY NOT.Copy !req
317. - WOW. WELL, I GUESS
WOMEN CAN HAVE IT ALL.Copy !req
318. SO WHO HERE CAUGHT MY CAMEO?Copy !req
319. IT'S VERY HARD TO DO THAT
ON CAMERA—Copy !req
320. YOU KNOW,
WITH EVERYONE WATCHING.Copy !req
321. IT'S ALSO HARD TO STOP.Copy !req
322. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
323. - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
I HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE LETTER.Copy !req
324. "DEAR SANTA, ENCLOSED IS YOUR
NO-LIMIT PLATINUM CREDIT CARD."Copy !req
325. OY, IF THIS FELL
INTO THE WRONG HANDS...Copy !req
326. HEY, HOW ABOUT
A HOLIDAY TALECopy !req
327. ABOUT THE ORIGIN
OF SANTA CLAUS?Copy !req
328. A LONG, LONG TIME AGO,Copy !req
329. BEFORE CHRISTMAS WAS ABOUT
PRESENTS AND THE NBA BASKETBALL,Copy !req
330. THERE LIVED A DENTIST
WHO TREATED MAN AND BEAST ALIKE.Copy !req
331. - OKAY, ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN,Copy !req
332. THAT CRACKED TOOTH
IS ALL FIXED.Copy !req
333. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO EAT
SOLID FOODS JUST FINE NOW.Copy !req
334. - DEAR LORD, WHO WOULD FIX
THAT MONSTER'S TEETH?Copy !req
335. RUN, RUDOLPH!
RUN!Copy !req
336. - JACKIE, MY LOVE,
ANY NEWS FROM THE DOCTOR?Copy !req
337. - ALAS, NO.Copy !req
338. THE DOCTOR SAYS I AM TO BE
FOREVER WITHOUT CHILD.Copy !req
339. - UH, WE TRIED EVERYTHING.Copy !req
340. WE HOLD HANDS.
WE SLEEP IN SEPARATE BEDS.Copy !req
341. WHAT MORE
COULD WE POSSIBLY DO?Copy !req
342. - WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD
ALWAYS RAISE HERBIE AS OUR SON.Copy !req
343. - LADY, I'M 35,
I'M MARRIED,Copy !req
344. AND I KEEP A MISTRESS
IN SLEAZYTOWN.Copy !req
345. - OH, HERBIE, I'VE GOT A GOOD
MIND TO SPANK YOU OVER MY KNEE.Copy !req
346. - DEAL.Copy !req
347. - LITTLE DID MR. AND MRS.
TOOTH DOCTOR KNOWCopy !req
348. THEIR DREAMS WERE
ABOUT TO COME TRUE.Copy !req
349. - HE'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
350. WELL, HE'S NOT HIDEOUS.Copy !req
351. WELL, HE'S OURS.Copy !req
352. - AS THE YEARS WENT ON,
YOUNG HOMELY CONORCopy !req
353. BLOSSOMED INTO
OLDER HOMELY CONOR.Copy !req
354. EVENTUALLY IT WAS TIME FOR THE
BOY TO JOIN THE FAMILY BUSINESS.Copy !req
355. - SON, THIS MAN NEEDS
HIS MOLAR PULLED.Copy !req
356. - NOW, WHICH ONE
IS THE MOLAR?Copy !req
357. I BET IT'S...Copy !req
358. - AAGHH!Copy !req
359. - WE HAVE TO PUT IT BACK IN.
- NO, SON.Copy !req
360. IF WE PUT IT BACK IN,
HE'LL TELL ON US.Copy !req
361. - WHAT A MISFIT.Copy !req
362. - MAN, I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING RIGHT.Copy !req
363. OH! STUPID MAGNETIC
NORTH POLE.Copy !req
364. OH!
STUPID BELT.Copy !req
365. OH! OOH!Copy !req
366. STUPID METAL PLATE
IN MY HEAD.Copy !req
367. - I'VE RUN THE NUMBERS, DOC.Copy !req
368. WE'LL NEVER STAY
IN BUSINESSCopy !req
369. UNLESS WE FIND A WAY
TO EXPAND TO CAVITYTOWN.Copy !req
370. - BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
371. - IMPOSSIBLE?Copy !req
372. I DON'T KNOW
THE MEANING OF THAT WORD.Copy !req
373. - AND IT WAS TRUE, BECAUSE
CONOR WAS NOT SO BRIGHT.Copy !req
374. clank!Copy !req
375. ANYWAY, THE POINT IS,Copy !req
376. DENTISTRY HAD BEEN BANNED
IN CAVITYTOWNCopy !req
377. BY ITS TYRANNICAL MAYORCopy !req
378. COURTNEYMEISTER
MEISTER COURTNEY.Copy !req
379. - HERR COURTNEYMEISTER,Copy !req
380. TELL ME AGAIN
WHY WE BANNED DENTISTRY.Copy !req
381. - IT'S SIMPLE, FRAU WENDY.Copy !req
382. WHEN YOUR TEETH ARE CLEAN,
YOU SMILE.Copy !req
383. WHEN YOU SMILE,
YOU'RE HAPPY.Copy !req
384. AND WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY,Copy !req
385. YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK
WEEKENDS.Copy !req
386. - COURTNEYMEISTER
MEISTER COMPANY.Copy !req
387. HOW MAY I... OH!Copy !req
388. - CONGRATULATIONS, BAXTER.Copy !req
389. YOU'RE GONNA HATE IT HERE.Copy !req
390. - DETERMINED TO PROVE
HE WASN'T A SHMUGEGGY,Copy !req
391. CONOR SET OUT TO EXPAND THE
FAMILY BUSINESS TO CAVITYTOWN.Copy !req
392. HIS BRIGHT IDEA WAS
TO GO HOUSE TO HOUSE,Copy !req
393. DELIVERING THE GREATEST GIFTCopy !req
394. DENTAL SUPPLIES.Copy !req
395. - HOW DO I SNEAK INSIDE?Copy !req
396. IT'S BEEN DONE;Copy !req
397. WINDOW SEEMS
A LITTLE TOO DOOR.Copy !req
398. AHA!Copy !req
399. - AAH!Copy !req
400. - DON'T BE JUSTIFIABLY
FRIGHTENED, LITTLE BOY.Copy !req
401. HERE, HAVE ONE OF THESE.Copy !req
402. - NOW I WON'T BE ASHAMED
OF MY SMILE.Copy !req
403. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
404. - I HAVEN'T THOUGHT
OF A GOOD ALIAS YET.Copy !req
405. - HOW ABOUT TOILET BOY?
- NAH.Copy !req
406. - THE PORCELAIN GENIE?
- NAH.Copy !req
407. - CURTIS E. FLUSH?
- NAH.Copy !req
408. - AH-WHOO!
clunk!Copy !req
409. SANTA FLOSS.Copy !req
410. YEAH!Copy !req
411. flush!
AAHHH!Copy !req
412. - EH, I STILL LIKE
CURTIS E. FLUSH.Copy !req
413. - WELL, SANTA FLOSS WAS
A BUSY LAD THAT NIGHT,Copy !req
414. POPPING UP IN TOILETS
ALL OVER TOWN.Copy !req
415. - SEASON'S TIDINGS.Copy !req
416. THIS IS A BRUSH
FOR YOUR TOOTH.Copy !req
417. I CALL IT A BRUSHTOOTH.Copy !req
418. flush!Copy !req
419. UNLOCK IT,
OR FLUSH ME FREE!Copy !req
420. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHERE ALL MY EMPLOYEES ARE.Copy !req
421. I TOOK AWAY
THEIR ANNUAL SNACK BREAK.Copy !req
422. - THEY'RE OUTSIDE,
FROLICKING FRIVOLOUSLY.Copy !req
423. THERE'S ONLY ONE EXPLANATIONCopy !req
424. DENTISTRY.Copy !req
425. - WHAT DO YOU WANT SANTA FLOSS
TO BRING YOU, LITTLE GIRL?Copy !req
426. - A TOPICAL OINTMENT
FOR MY PERIODONTAL DISORDER.Copy !req
427. - ARREST HIM!Copy !req
428. - EHHH!Copy !req
429. - CHILDREN OF CAVITYTOWN,Copy !req
430. I ORDER YOU TO NEVER,
EVER BRUSH YOUR...Copy !req
431. AAHHH!Copy !req
432. I HATE IT WHEN THINGS
GET STUCK IN MY TEETH.Copy !req
433. WELL, I SUPPOSE
I HAVE NO OPTIONCopy !req
434. BUT TO LET IT DECAY
OVER A LIFETIME.Copy !req
435. - BUT, COURTNEYMEISTER,Copy !req
436. THERE'S A BETTER WAY.Copy !req
437. YOU JUST...Copy !req
438. - COME ON, COURT.Copy !req
439. boinkCopy !req
440. - AAHHH!Copy !req
441. - HOW DID I GO SO LONGCopy !req
442. WITHOUT REALIZING
THE JOYS OF ORAL HYGIENE?Copy !req
443. I BLAME WENDY.Copy !req
444. - WHAT? WHY?Copy !req
445. - NO REASON.Copy !req
446. I HEREBY DECLARE
THE BAN ON DENTISTRY OVER!Copy !req
447. - WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, SON.Copy !req
448. - YEAH, I GUESS
YOU'RE NOT A MISFIT.Copy !req
449. - THANKS, HERBIE.Copy !req
450. - HEH-HEH-HEH.
HOW'D THOSE GET IN THERE?Copy !req
451. - HEY, SANTA FLOSS, I WANT TO BE
JUST LIKE YOU SOMEDAY,Copy !req
452. ONLY INSTEAD,
I'M GONNA DELIVER TOYSCopy !req
453. FOR CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD
TO ENJOY.Copy !req
454. - UH-HUH.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE BOY?Copy !req
455. - KRISS KRINGLE.Copy !req
456. - KRINGLE.Copy !req
457. I REALLY DON'T THINK
YOUR IDEA'S GONNA CATCH ON.Copy !req
458. THE SCHLEMIEL WAS WRONG.Copy !req
459. WELL, THAT CONCLUDES
OUR LITTLE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.Copy !req
460. MARTIN PLAYERS,
TAKE A BOW.Copy !req
461. HAPPY HOLIDAYSCopy !req
462. FROM EVERYONE
AT GLENN MARTIN D.D.S.Copy !req
463. - LET'S GO!Copy !req
464. ONE, TWO,
A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!Copy !req