1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR;
HE'S UNIQUE,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. AND THERE'S CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'LL BE STICKIN' AROUND.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. - AH, SEATTLE.Copy !req
15. HOME OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST
SPACE NEEDLECopy !req
16. AND NEEDLE EXCHANGE PROGRAM.Copy !req
17. - HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE SAYING
THAT?Copy !req
18. DOESN'T DAD USUALLY MAKE
INANE COMMENTSCopy !req
19. ABOUT THE PLACE WE'RE VISITING?Copy !req
20. - YOU'RE FATHER'S WORKING, DEAR.Copy !req
21. I AM BEING AS INANE AS I CAN.Copy !req
22. - HERE IT IS, THE REASON
WE MADE THIS PILGRIMAGE.Copy !req
23. - THE WORLD'S FIRST STARBUCKS,
THE CATHEDRAL OF COFFEE,Copy !req
24. THE MECCA OF MOCHA.Copy !req
25. WE ARE LITERALLY STANDING
ON HOLY GROUNDS.Copy !req
26. - THERE'S NO ONE I'D RATHER BE
HERE WITH THAN YOU.Copy !req
27. - GIVE ME YOUR HAND.Copy !req
28. - OH.Copy !req
29. - VENTI NONFAT CARAMEL
MACCHIATO.Copy !req
30. DON'T MESS IT UP THIS TIME.Copy !req
31. - YOU GOT IT, BOSS.Copy !req
32. - ONE HALIBUT COMING UP.Copy !req
33. - WHA!Copy !req
34. - OH, YAY!Copy !req
35. - BIG FINISH NOW.Copy !req
36. - WHOA!Copy !req
37. - MY BABY!Copy !req
38. HE'S GOT A FISH ALLERGY.Copy !req
39. - HIYA!Copy !req
40. - HERE YOU GO, BABY.Copy !req
41. - KID, YOU'VE GOT THE GIFT
OF THE GRAB.Copy !req
42. YOU'RE A LITTLE RAW,
LIKE SASHIMI.Copy !req
43. BUT I CAN TRAIN YOU INTO A
FIRST-CLASS FISHMONGERER-ER.Copy !req
44. - I AM NOT RAISING MY SON
TO BE A LOWLY FISHMONGER.Copy !req
45. WE LIVE IN A VAN, THANK YOU.Copy !req
46. - AW, MOM, CAN I AT LEAST
JUST WATCH SOME MORE?Copy !req
47. - WE NEED TO GET
SOME MORE THINGSCopy !req
48. FOR YOUR FATHER'S
SURPRISE PARTY.Copy !req
49. HE'S PULLING HIS 10,000TH
TOOTH TODAY.Copy !req
50. I WANT TO BE THERE
WHEN THE MAGIC HAPPENS.Copy !req
51. - IT IS AN INCREDIBLE
ACHIEVEMENT, 10,000 TEETH.Copy !req
52. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE TO SHARE
IT WITH ME, MRS. FLANAGAN.Copy !req
53. - I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK,
TOOTH MONKEY.Copy !req
54. AND THIS MUSIC IS TERRIBLE.Copy !req
55. - I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IT'S CALLED
"EASY LISTENING."Copy !req
56. IT'S THE ONE STATION WE CAN
ALL AGREE UPON AT WORK.Copy !req
57. - WHO'S "WE"?Copy !req
58. YOU WORK ALONE, FLAT-ASS.Copy !req
59. - YOU'RE A DELIGHT,
MRS. FLANAGAN.Copy !req
60. I CAN SEE WHY GOD
HASN'T TAKEN YOU YET.Copy !req
61. TIME TO PULL THAT TOOTH.Copy !req
62. OW!Copy !req
63. - LIKE HELL; THAT TOOTH
AIN'T LEAVING THIS LIQUOR HOLE.Copy !req
64. - IF WE DON'T REMOVE YOUR TOOTHCopy !req
65. IT'LL ROT AND INFECT THE—Copy !req
66. AH!Copy !req
67. GOT IT!Copy !req
68. 10,000, YES!Copy !req
69. THE MOMENT I'VE LOOKED
FORWARD TO MY WHOLE CAREER.Copy !req
70. - HAPPY NOW?Copy !req
71. - ACTUALLY, NO.Copy !req
72. SURPRISE!Copy !req
73. - COME ON, GLENN.Copy !req
74. SMILE.Copy !req
75. - GLENN, SNAP OUT OF IT.Copy !req
76. LOOK, ALL YOUR FRIENDS CAME
TO CELEBRATE WITH YOU.Copy !req
77. RENE, GLITTER, SMITTY,
SMITTY'S CLONE.Copy !req
78. - AND GUESS WHO.Copy !req
79. - WRONG.Copy !req
80. BOBBY PANACHE!Copy !req
81. GLENN MARTIN.Copy !req
82. WELL, AREN'T YOU A SIGHT
FOR SORE ABS?Copy !req
83. - HEY, BOBBY.Copy !req
84. WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.Copy !req
85. - WOW, AND I THOUGHT
I WAS A DRAGCopy !req
86. WHEN I DRESSED UP
AS KELLY CLARKSON.Copy !req
87. - AREN'T THESE COCKTAIL WIENERS
DELICIOUS?Copy !req
88. - ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
89. I LOVE EVERY SYLLABLE.Copy !req
90. - UH, WENDY.Copy !req
91. MY SHIRLEY TEMPLE IS GETTING
A LITTLE OLD.Copy !req
92. IT'S STARTING TO TASTE MORE LIKE
A SHIRLEY MCCLAINE.Copy !req
93. - YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO MENTION,Copy !req
94. BUT YOU'VE BEEN
A LITTLE BOSSY LATELY.Copy !req
95. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req
96. MY HANDS ARE TIRED.Copy !req
97. CAN YOU JINGLE THIS
SARCASTICALLYCopy !req
98. UNTIL YOU'RE ANNOYED,
THEN FILL IT UP?Copy !req
99. - SPEECH, SPEECH!Copy !req
100. - WOW, THE BIG 10-0-0-0-0.Copy !req
101. LIKE WHEN A BASEBALL PLAYER GETS
3,000 HITS,Copy !req
102. OR WHEN A SERIAL
KILLER GRADUATESCopy !req
103. FROM KITTENS TO HITCHHIKERS.Copy !req
104. beep! beep!Copy !req
105. ANYWAY, MY LIFE IS OVER.Copy !req
106. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
107. - I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
WE COULD DO ABOUT HIS MISERY.Copy !req
108. NOT LITERALLY, HONKS.Copy !req
109. - 10,000 TEETH,
AND THIS IS ALL I GET.Copy !req
110. I USED TO LOVE FROLICKING NAKED
IN THESE TEETH.Copy !req
111. MAYBE I DON'T ENJOY
DENTISTRY ANYMORE.Copy !req
112. - NONSENSE, GLENN.Copy !req
113. YOU LOVE BEING A DENTIST.Copy !req
114. - NO, I'M TELLING YOU, JACKIE.Copy !req
115. THE ONLY PART I LIKE ANYMORE
IS LISTENING TO THE MUSIC.Copy !req
116. I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.Copy !req
117. - GLENN ASTON MARTIN.Copy !req
118. DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC.Copy !req
119. - DON'T MINIMIZE MY PROBLEMS.Copy !req
120. BOBBY PANACHE SAYS I'M ENTITLED
TO FEEL.Copy !req
121. - HE WAS TALKING ABOUT
HIS LATEX PANTS.Copy !req
122. - IF YOU'RE UNHAPPY
WITH YOUR LIFE,Copy !req
123. THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
124. BUT I JUST CAN'T TAKE
THIS WHINING.Copy !req
125. - OH, MAN.Copy !req
126. YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE
THE WAY I WHINE?Copy !req
127. - ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.Copy !req
128. DON'T THINK.Copy !req
129. JUST ENJOY THE TUNE.Copy !req
130. "NOW ENTERING DESPAIR.Copy !req
131. "BEWARE OF RUTS!Copy !req
132. GLENN, YOU SUCK!"Copy !req
133. OKAY, THAT SEEMS A LITTLE MEAN.Copy !req
134. AH!Copy !req
135. U.S. GOVERNMENT?Copy !req
136. I WONDER IF THEY STILL
HAVE INSURANCE.Copy !req
137. - FBI.Copy !req
138. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
FOR THE ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATIONCopy !req
139. OF A GOVERNMENT WITNESS.Copy !req
140. YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEYCopy !req
141. AFTER SEVEN YEARS
OF IMPRISONMENT.Copy !req
142. YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO BE STACKED
NAKED IN A HUMAN PYRAMID.Copy !req
143. - WHAT?
GOVERNMENT WITNESS?Copy !req
144. - HOLY CANNOLI!Copy !req
145. I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE
THAT BEAUTIFUL GROTESQUECopy !req
146. EASTER-ISLAND HEAD AGAIN.Copy !req
147. - VITO RENZULI,
MY GOOD FRIEND FROM THE MAFIA!Copy !req
148. - SORRY, I NEVER HEARD
OF THAT GUYCopy !req
149. OR THAT FICTIONAL
CRIME SYNDICATE.Copy !req
150. - OH, MY MISTAKE.Copy !req
151. - NO, GLENN, IT IS ME.Copy !req
152. I'M JUST TRYING
TO STAY ANONYMOUS.Copy !req
153. - VITO RENZULI,
MY GOOD FRIEND FROM THE MAFIA!Copy !req
154. WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM?Copy !req
155. - I'VE DECIDED TO INFORM
ON MY FORMER MAFIA ASSOCIATES.Copy !req
156. IN RETURN I GET A NEW IDENTITY,
A WHOLE NEW LIFE.Copy !req
157. - OH, WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE
TO START OVER.Copy !req
158. ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO?Copy !req
159. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
160. THE FEDS GAVE ME THIS BOOK
OF PROFESSIONS.Copy !req
161. BUT I'M HAVING TROUBLE
PICKING ONE.Copy !req
162. - WOW, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
A CARNIVAL BARKER.Copy !req
163. WOW, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
AN ANTIQUITIES AUCTIONEER.Copy !req
164. WOW, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
A JAZZ TRUMPETERCopy !req
165. HOOKED ON BLUE MAGIC.Copy !req
166. - EH, IF YOU'RE INTO FUN
AND EXCITEMENT.Copy !req
167. ME, I'M THROUGH WITH THAT.Copy !req
168. I'D RATHER HAVE A LIFECopy !req
169. BORING, MONOTONOUS.Copy !req
170. - THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
171. - ISN'T IT IRONIC?Copy !req
172. YOU GOT ONE PROBLEM,Copy !req
173. AND I'VE GOT
THE EXACT OPPOSITE PROBLEM.Copy !req
174. GLENNY, I JUST GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
175. I COULD TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE,Copy !req
176. AND YOU COULD PICK SOMETHINGCopy !req
177. FROM THIS EXCITING BOOK
OF WONDERFULMENT.Copy !req
178. - CAN WE REALLY DO THAT?Copy !req
179. I KNOW WHAT CAREER
WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU.Copy !req
180. - GLENN, I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK.Copy !req
181. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT?Copy !req
182. - I WOULDN'T KNOW.Copy !req
183. I AM NOT GLENN MARTIN ANYMORE.Copy !req
184. - WHAT?
- HE IS.Copy !req
185. - WHAT DO YOU THINK, TOOTS?Copy !req
186. I'M GETTING INTO THE TRAVELING
TOOTH RACKET.Copy !req
187. - WAIT, IF YOU'RE NOT GLENN
MARTIN,Copy !req
188. THEN JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU
ARE?Copy !req
189. - ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?Copy !req
190. I'M STACY RAPPAPORT,
RECORD PRODUCER.Copy !req
191. - RECORD PRODUCER?Copy !req
192. GLENN, THIS IS CRAZY.Copy !req
193. - THAT'S CRAZY IS THAT
YOU KEEP CALLING ME GLENN.Copy !req
194. MY NAME IS STACY RAPPAPORT.Copy !req
195. - YOU'RE GLENN MARTIN.Copy !req
196. - YES, GLENN MARTIN SPEAKING.Copy !req
197. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
198. - GLENN, NOT NOW.Copy !req
199. THE GOVERNMENT ISN'T REALLYCopy !req
200. GOING TO ALLOW THIS,
IS IT?Copy !req
201. - WE DO CRAZY STUFF
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
202. WE ONCE HAD A KENYAN NATIONAL
WHO WANTED TO BE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
203. WHAT COULD WE DO?Copy !req
204. IT WAS IN THE BOOK OF JOBS.Copy !req
205. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE
THIS MAJOR LIFE CHANGECopy !req
206. WITHOUT CONSULTING ME.Copy !req
207. - HEY, I WAS JUST DOING EXACTLYCopy !req
208. STOP WHINING AND FIND A WAY
OUT OF MY RUT.Copy !req
209. - I THOUGHT YOU'D BUY
A NEW BLUE SWEATER,Copy !req
210. MAYBE ONE WITH SLEEVES.Copy !req
211. - YOU DON'T PUT SLEEVES
ON A BLUE SWEATER.Copy !req
212. THAT'S CRAZY.Copy !req
213. - BUT A RECORD PRODUCER?Copy !req
214. - IT'S A NATURAL FIT.Copy !req
215. THE GUY LISTENS TO MUSIC
EIGHT HOURS A DAY.Copy !req
216. - BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO READ MUSIC.Copy !req
217. - READ MUSIC?Copy !req
218. JACKIE, YOU HEAR MUSIC.Copy !req
219. - HAS EVERYONE GONE CRAZY?Copy !req
220. - GLENN, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
THE RAPPAPORTS ARE HERE?Copy !req
221. HERE I AM WEARING
THESE DOWDY CLOTHES.Copy !req
222. - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ME?Copy !req
223. - I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER.Copy !req
224. BUT I SUPPOSE THAT'S THE PRICE
OF LOVING A KILLER.Copy !req
225. smooch!Copy !req
226. - OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH!Copy !req
227. WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?Copy !req
228. - I WANT TO CAPTURE
YOUR ESSENCES.Copy !req
229. GLENN, PICK UP YOUR SOCKS!Copy !req
230. HOW'D I DO?Copy !req
231. - PERFECT.Copy !req
232. I WANTED TO RIP MY EARS OFF.Copy !req
233. - OUT OF MY WAY, YOU DOUCHE!Copy !req
234. I'M GLENN MARTIN.Copy !req
235. - WOW, IT'S LIKE I'M LISTENING
TO A MIRROR.Copy !req
236. - YOUR NEW IDENTITY.Copy !req
237. - STACY RAPPAPORT,Copy !req
238. THE NAME
I'VE WANTED SINCE CHILDHOOD.Copy !req
239. - WAIT, I CAN'T BE
STACI RAPPAPORT.Copy !req
240. THAT'S HIS NAME.Copy !req
241. - I'M STACY WITH A "Y,"
AND YOU'RE STACI WITH AN "I."Copy !req
242. OUR FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS LAUGHING
ABOUT IT.Copy !req
243. - OH.Copy !req
244. - AND YOU ARE CHAMP RAPPAPORT.Copy !req
245. - CHAMP?Copy !req
246. I DON'T FEEL LIKE A—Copy !req
247. CHAMP!Copy !req
248. - YOU'RE COURTNEY RAPPAPORT,Copy !req
249. AND YOU'RE HER BIG SISTER,
WENDY RAPPAPORT.Copy !req
250. - BIG SISTER, HUH?Copy !req
251. THAT WOULD MAKE ME
THE BOSS OF HER.Copy !req
252. - HERE'S YOUR HOUSE, RAPPAPORTS.Copy !req
253. I KNOW IT DON'T HAVE A TENNIS
BALL ON THE BUMPER,Copy !req
254. BUT YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.Copy !req
255. - OH, ALMOST FORGOT.Copy !req
256. THIS IS OTIS,
YOUR POTBELLIED PIG.Copy !req
257. IT'S VERY SEATTLE.Copy !req
258. ding!Copy !req
259. - WOW.
- OOH!Copy !req
260. - LOOK AT THIS PLACE.Copy !req
261. AND YOU SAID I'D NEVER MAKE IT
AS A RECORD PRODUCER.Copy !req
262. - I CALL THE BIG BEDROOM.Copy !req
263. ACTUALLY, TRADITION DICTATESCopy !req
264. THAT THE BIG SISTER
GETS THE BIG BEDROOM.Copy !req
265. - MOM, DAD!Copy !req
266. - SORRY, COURTNEY, BUT THIS IS
YOUR LIFE NOW.Copy !req
267. AND IT'S ONLY FAIR TO BE UNFAIR
TO THE YOUNGER SISTER.Copy !req
268. WELL, OFF TO MY NEW CAREER.Copy !req
269. - THIS IS SO UNFAIR.Copy !req
270. - HELLO, I'M LOOKING
FOR THE MUSIC INDUSTRY.Copy !req
271. - YOU MUST BE STACY RAPPAPORT.Copy !req
272. - AND YOU MUST BE—
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
273. I ALREADY FORGOT YOUR NAME.Copy !req
274. AH, YES, MR. RECORDS.Copy !req
275. WELL, YOU SURE PICKED
THE RIGHT PROFESSION.Copy !req
276. - WHY DON'T WE GET STARTED,
STACY?Copy !req
277. - MY NAME'S NOT GLENN.Copy !req
278. IT'S STACY.Copy !req
279. - I DIDN'T CALL YOU GLENN.Copy !req
280. - YES?Copy !req
281. - WHATEVER.Copy !req
282. THIS IS HATE MAIL,
ONCE SEATTLE'S TOP GRUNGE BAND.Copy !req
283. HAVEN'T HAD A HIT IN YEARS.Copy !req
284. THEY'RE ALL YOURS.Copy !req
285. - WOW, IT'S MY FIRST DAY HERE,Copy !req
286. AND I'M ALREADY GETTING
HATE MAIL.Copy !req
287. OH, COME ON, GUYS.Copy !req
288. YOU'RE WASTING
VALUABLE STUDIO TIME.Copy !req
289. - ALL RIGHT, GLENN.Copy !req
290. YOU GAVE UP DENTISTRY FOR THIS.Copy !req
291. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.Copy !req
292. - NICE, BABY, NICE.Copy !req
293. BUT I'M NOT DIGGING THAT VOICE.Copy !req
294. NOW THIS IS WITH IT, BABY.Copy !req
295. - OCTOPI COMING UP.Copy !req
296. HUA!Copy !req
297. splat!Copy !req
298. - CRIKEY!Copy !req
299. HOW DO YOU DROP AN OCTOPUS?Copy !req
300. IT'S COVERED IN SUCTION CUPS.Copy !req
301. - HI, MR. FISHMONGERERERER.Copy !req
302. I'M READY FOR YOU TO MOLD ME.Copy !req
303. - KID, I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK,
AND I HOPED YOU'D BE BLONDE.Copy !req
304. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
305. - CHAMP RAPPAPORT.Copy !req
306. OR IS IT RAMP CHAMPPAPORT?Copy !req
307. NO, I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S RAMPACHAMP.Copy !req
308. - PLEASED TO MEET YOU,
RAMPACHAMP.Copy !req
309. JACKO, YOU'RE FIRED.Copy !req
310. KID, YOU'RE GONNA BE A STARFISH.Copy !req
311. - LET'S THROW SOME FISH
TO MUSIC.Copy !req
312. - HEY, STACI.Copy !req
313. WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY
MY FIRST PRODUCED SONG.Copy !req
314. - WELL, IT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED.Copy !req
315. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR IT,
STACY.Copy !req
316. - PLEASE, STACI
IS MY WIFE'S NAME.Copy !req
317. CALL ME STACY.Copy !req
318. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.Copy !req
319. - WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR SONG?Copy !req
320. YOU TOOK OUT ALL THE HATE.Copy !req
321. IT'S LIKE MY FATHER BEAT ME
FOR NOTHING.Copy !req
322. - I JUST YOUR VISION
AND HARD WORK, THREW IT OUT,Copy !req
323. AND MAKE IT MY OWN.Copy !req
324. - RAPPAPORT,
THIS IS THE MOST CLICHED,Copy !req
325. MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD DRIVEL
I'VE EVER HEARD.Copy !req
326. I LOVE IT.Copy !req
327. - WHAT?Copy !req
328. - ARE YOU SERIOUS, DAD?Copy !req
329. - OH, STOP WHINING, MORTEN.Copy !req
330. EASY LISTENING IS THE ONLY
PROFITABLE SEGMENTCopy !req
331. LEFT IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY.Copy !req
332. WITH STACY'S GOLDEN EAR,Copy !req
333. WE'LL BE IN EVERY ELEVATOR,Copy !req
334. BATHROOM,
AND PARKING LOT.Copy !req
335. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW,Copy !req
336. MISS NEVER-SUPPORTED-
MY-DREAM?Copy !req
337. - WELL, I'VE GOT TO ADMIT I WAS
WRONG NOT TO BELIEVE IN YOU.Copy !req
338. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
339. - YOU STILL DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU, STACI?Copy !req
340. OH, YOU WERE BEING NICE.Copy !req
341. GOOD CATCH, CHAMP.Copy !req
342. - TODAY ON FOX NEWS KIDS,Copy !req
343. WHY THE DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING
TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
344. - BEAT IT, SQUIRT.Copy !req
345. I WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING COOL.Copy !req
346. - JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE OLDER THAN MECopy !req
347. DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN
BOSS ME AROUND.Copy !req
348. - YOU KNOW, MOM TOLD ME
TO NEVER TELL YOU THIS,Copy !req
349. BUT YOU'RE ADOPTED.Copy !req
350. - WHAT?Copy !req
351. MOM, WILL YOU TELL WENDY—Copy !req
352. - HONEY, JUST LISTEN
TO YOUR BIG SISTER,Copy !req
353. WHO'S A CHEERLEADER!Copy !req
354. - BUT DAD!Copy !req
355. - NOT NOW, WENDY'S SISTER.Copy !req
356. I'VE GOT BIG NEWS.Copy !req
357. I'M ON HOLD
WITH THE GAS COMPANY,Copy !req
358. AND THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG.Copy !req
359. - UGH!Copy !req
360. - WOW, MOM,
THE FISH SMELLS TERRIFIC.Copy !req
361. - THANKS,
BUT YOU'RE SMELLING CHAMP.Copy !req
362. - COME ON, CATS.Copy !req
363. BEAT IT.Copy !req
364. - SO TELL ME ABOUT PRACTICE.Copy !req
365. WHO'S BITCHY?
WHO'S WITCHY?Copy !req
366. WHO'S ALL THAT?Copy !req
367. WHO THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT BUT
ISN'T ALL THAT?Copy !req
368. - 'SUP, SKANKS?Copy !req
369. LOOK AT ME.
I'M ACTING OUT.Copy !req
370. - ANOTHER "A."
THAT'S GREAT, COURTNEY.Copy !req
371. SO DOES THE QUARTERBACK
KNOW YOUR NAME YET?Copy !req
372. - I NEED QUIET.Copy !req
373. I'M TRYING TO COME UP
WITH MY NEXT HIT.Copy !req
374. - GLENN, RELAX.Copy !req
375. YOU HAD A HIT YESTERDAY.Copy !req
376. - YEAH, YESTERDAY.Copy !req
377. LOOK WHO'S BACK MINIMIZING
MY PROBLEMS.Copy !req
378. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IT'S
LIKE TO BE STACY RAPPAPORT,Copy !req
379. STACI RAPPAPORT.Copy !req
380. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
381. - TO CREATE MY MASTERPIECE,Copy !req
382. A WORK SO BLAND NO ONE
WILL KNOW IT'S THERE.Copy !req
383. rip!Copy !req
384. - IT'S SHOWTIME.Copy !req
385. WHA, HEY!Copy !req
386. - ENGAGING TURBO.Copy !req
387. HUH!Copy !req
388. YEAH!Copy !req
389. - FANTASTIC.Copy !req
390. CAN I GET A PICTURE
FOR THE PAPER?Copy !req
391. - YOU GOT IT, MATE.Copy !req
392. LET ME JUST TOUCH UP
ME GREY SPOTS.Copy !req
393. - ACTUALLY, I JUST NEED ONE
OF RAMPACHAMP.Copy !req
394. - HEY, THAT'S ME.Copy !req
395. STEP ASIDE, OLD GUY.Copy !req
396. click!Copy !req
397. - BUT I MADE HIM.Copy !req
398. - IF I'M GONNA BE CREATIVE,
I NEED BRAIN FOOD.Copy !req
399. THIS IS ONLY 59¢.Copy !req
400. THERE'S GOT TO BE BRAINS
IN THIS.Copy !req
401. - THIS A SHAKEDOWN.Copy !req
402. I NO PAY.Copy !req
403. - IT'S NOT A SHAKEDOWN.Copy !req
404. I'M MERELY DEMANDING YOU BUY
THIS NEW STACY RAPPAPORT CDCopy !req
405. FOR YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC.Copy !req
406. - OR?Copy !req
407. - OR...Copy !req
408. OH, BRAIN FREEZE!Copy !req
409. I PAY, I PAY!Copy !req
410. - WHAT?Copy !req
411. ding!Copy !req
412. - UH-OH.Copy !req
413. - STACY?Copy !req
414. - OH, HEY, MR. B.Copy !req
415. I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING
ABOUT A SHAKEDOWN.Copy !req
416. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
I GOT THE WORD "SHAKEDOWN."Copy !req
417. IT COULDN'T HAVE BEENCopy !req
418. FROM WATCHING YOU SHAKE DOWN
THAT GUYCopy !req
419. OR WATCHING HIM DOWN THAT SHAKE.Copy !req
420. - CAN I TAKE MY HEAD OUT NOW,Copy !req
421. OR HELP ME SWITCH
TO DAZZLE RAZZLE BERRY?Copy !req
422. - I GUESS YOU FIGURED
IT OUT BY NOW.Copy !req
423. THE ONLY REASON WHY SO MANY
PLACES PLAY YOUR SONGSCopy !req
424. IS BECAUSE WE THREATEN
TO KILL ANYONECopy !req
425. WHO DOESN'T BUY THEM.Copy !req
426. - WOW, THERE IS SO MUCH
I HAVE YET TO LEARNCopy !req
427. ABOUT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY.Copy !req
428. - SHAME YOU NEVER WILL.Copy !req
429. - HUH?Copy !req
430. - NOW THAT YOU KNOW TOO MUCH,Copy !req
431. I HAVE TO TURN YOU OVER
TO MY SILENT PARTNER.Copy !req
432. - VITO?Copy !req
433. YOU'RE THE SILENT PARTNER?Copy !req
434. - YEAH, I STILL DO
THE DENTAL THING,Copy !req
435. BUT THE MOB IS A HARD HABIT
TO BREAK,Copy !req
436. YOU KNOW, LIKE A FEMUR.Copy !req
437. - OH, NO.Copy !req
438. YOU'RE GONNA BREAK MY FEMUR?Copy !req
439. - GLENN, WE'RE FRIENDS.Copy !req
440. I WOULDN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
441. NO.Copy !req
442. I'M JUST GONNA KILL YOU.Copy !req
443. - YOU OWE ME FOR BRAIN BURRITO!Copy !req
444. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO
KILL ME, VITO.Copy !req
445. HEY, REMEMBER THE LAUGHS WE HAD,Copy !req
446. LIKE WHEN YOU SET ME UP WITH
A PROSTITUTE WITH A WOOD FOOT?Copy !req
447. - KRYSTAL IS MY WIFE NOW, GLENN.Copy !req
448. - GREAT, I JUST GAVE YOU ANOTHER
REASON TO KILL ME.Copy !req
449. - I HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM GLENN ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
450. HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS CELL.Copy !req
451. - MAYBE HE'S BUSY DESTROYING
THE WORKCopy !req
452. OF LEGITIMATE MUSICIANS.Copy !req
453. - WENDY.Copy !req
454. - YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT ME, MOM.Copy !req
455. I'M YOUR FAVORITE DAUGHTER.Copy !req
456. - YEAH, BUT STILL.Copy !req
457. I'M JUST WORRIED
ABOUT YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
458. I'M GONNA CALL THE RBI.Copy !req
459. - FBI.Copy !req
460. - CLARENCE, IT'S JACKIE MARTIN.Copy !req
461. - HEY, KRYSTAL.Copy !req
462. YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO GET
THAT BROAD'S SHRILL VOICE DOWN.Copy !req
463. - NO, THIS IS THE SHRILL BROAD.Copy !req
464. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM GLENN
IN HOURS, AND I'M WORRIED SICK.Copy !req
465. - OH, DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
466. WE KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE IS.Copy !req
467. WE PLANTED A BUG
IN HIS GOLD MEDALLION.Copy !req
468. HE'S AT THE ABANDONED
PLANE FACTORYCopy !req
469. HANGING OVER A VAT
OF MOLTEN STEELCopy !req
470. ABOUT TO BE EXECUTED BY VITO.Copy !req
471. - WHAT? CLARENCE,
YOU HAVE TO STOP THEM.Copy !req
472. - UNTIL THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY
MURDER YOUR HUSBAND,Copy !req
473. NO CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED.Copy !req
474. IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING WE CALL
DUE PROCESS, MRS. RAPPAPORT.Copy !req
475. - WHAT AM I GONNA DO?Copy !req
476. I HAVE TO GET TO
THE AIRPORT HANGER,Copy !req
477. BUT WE DON'T HAVE A CAR.Copy !req
478. - HEY, MOM,
I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOLCopy !req
479. AND JOINED A GOTH
MOTORCYCLE GANG.Copy !req
480. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT
THAT?Copy !req
481. - NOT NOW, COURTNEY.Copy !req
482. I NEED TO HITCH A RIDE
FROM YOUR DIRT BAG BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
483. - THAT DOES IT.Copy !req
484. I'M GETTING PREGNANT.Copy !req
485. - RAMPACHAMP, SIGN MY BREAST.Copy !req
486. - SORRY, I DON'T SIGN CHICKEN.Copy !req
487. JUST FISH.Copy !req
488. - HEY, RAMPACHAMP.Copy !req
489. IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE,
IT'S SHOWTIME.Copy !req
490. - GOT TO RUN.Copy !req
491. I AM THE SHOW.Copy !req
492. HA HA.Copy !req
493. OW!Copy !req
494. - SORRY, MATE.Copy !req
495. MUST HAVE SLIPPED ME HANDS.Copy !req
496. - HUH!Copy !req
497. - OH!Copy !req
498. - SORRY, MATE.Copy !req
499. DIDN'T MEAN
TO HIT YOU DOWN UNDER.Copy !req
500. CHECK IT.Copy !req
501. - THAT'S NOT A PIKE.Copy !req
502. THIS IS A PIKE.Copy !req
503. - AIN'T THAT JUST LIKE
AN AUSSIE,Copy !req
504. BRINGING A PIKE
TO A SWORDFISH FIGHT?Copy !req
505. crash!Copy !req
506. AH.Copy !req
507. - RAH!Copy !req
508. HIYA!Copy !req
509. - ELECTRIC EEL?
AHA!Copy !req
510. - I'M OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
511. - FINE, WALK AWAY, RAMPACHAMP.Copy !req
512. I MADE YOU.Copy !req
513. I CAN MAKE ANOTHER.Copy !req
514. - GOOD LUCK TRYINGCopy !req
515. TO FIND SOMEONE
HALF AS GOOD AS RAMPACHAMP.Copy !req
516. HUH, MAYBE FISH CATCHING ISN'T
THE GREATEST TALENT ON EARTH.Copy !req
517. - COME ON, B.Copy !req
518. CUT THE CORD AND KILL HIM
ALREADY.Copy !req
519. - I DON'T WANT TO BE
A RECORD PRODUCER ANYMORE.Copy !req
520. I WAS HAPPY FILLING TEETH.Copy !req
521. - GLENN, I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR.Copy !req
522. DEATH IS BETTER THAN DENTISTRY.Copy !req
523. - I WAS IN THE BUSINESS
OF CREATING SMILES.Copy !req
524. THAT WAS THE REAL MUSIC
I CREATED.Copy !req
525. - VERY TOUCHING LAST WORDS,
GLENN.Copy !req
526. - IT'S IRONIC.Copy !req
527. IT TOOK STARING DEATH
IN THE FACECopy !req
528. TO MAKE ME WANT TO LIVE AGAIN.Copy !req
529. - IT'S ACTUALLY MORE CLICHE
THAN IRONIC.Copy !req
530. - DO YOUR THING, MR. B.Copy !req
531. - GLENN!Copy !req
532. - NO!Copy !req
533. FREEZE!Copy !req
534. - HANDS IN THE AIR.Copy !req
535. - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?Copy !req
536. - I DOUBLE DOUBLE-CROSSED YOU.Copy !req
537. OR IS IT A TRIPLE SINGLE?Copy !req
538. IN ANY EVENT,
I'M WORKING FOR THE FEDS.Copy !req
539. - WE'VE HAD THIS STING GOING
FOR A YEAR.Copy !req
540. NOW WE'VE GOT YOU FOR MURDER.Copy !req
541. - HOW YOU CAN PEOPLE CELEBRATE?Copy !req
542. HE JUST KILLED MY HUSBAND.Copy !req
543. - NAH, THAT VAT OF MOLTEN STEEL
IS ACTUALLY JUST NACHO CHEESE.Copy !req
544. GLENN'S FINE.Copy !req
545. - OH, THANK GOD.Copy !req
546. - HE'S STUCK.Copy !req
547. IT'S HIS GINORMOUS HEAD.Copy !req
548. - PUSH, GLENN, PUSH!Copy !req
549. sploosh!Copy !req
550. OH, MY GOD.
HE'S NOT BREATHING.Copy !req
551. smack!Copy !req
552. - OH, GLENN, YOU'RE OKAY.Copy !req
553. - I'M NOT JUST OKAY.Copy !req
554. I'M REBORN.Copy !req
555. WAIT, SO THIS WHOLE THING WAS
PLANNED FROM THE VERY BEGINNING?Copy !req
556. - EVERY LAST DETAIL.Copy !req
557. WE NEEDED SOMEONE WHO WAS BOTH
GOOD-HEARTEDCopy !req
558. YET EXTREMELY GULLIBLE.Copy !req
559. - AND WHEN YOU COULDN'T FIND
SOMEONE LIKE THAT,Copy !req
560. YOU WENT WITH ME.Copy !req
561. - YOU KNOW, I THINK WE COULD USE
THIS GUY AGAIN.Copy !req
562. - BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW GLENN
WAS SO MISERABLE WITH HIS JOBCopy !req
563. HE'D THROW IT ALL AWAY?Copy !req
564. - I GOT THE E-VITE TO HIS
10,000TH TOOTH PARTY.Copy !req
565. IT WASN'T TOO HARD TO LEAP.Copy !req
566. - BY THE WAY, NEXT TIME IT'S
EITHER "YES" OR "NO."Copy !req
567. "MAYBE" DOESN'T HELP
WITH THE CATERER.Copy !req
568. - YOU FOLKS CAN GO BACK
TO BEING THE MARTINS NOW.Copy !req
569. - YOU HEAR THAT, KIDS?Copy !req
570. WE GOT OUR OLD LIVES BACK.Copy !req
571. - SO I GUESS THAT MEANS SHE'S
NOT MY BIG SISTER ANYMORE.Copy !req
572. - CLARENCE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET
ME A NEW IDENTITY.Copy !req
573. SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!Copy !req