1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR;
HE'S UNIQUE,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. AND THERE'S CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'LL BE STICKIN' AROUND.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. - AH, NEW ENGLAND.Copy !req
15. THE OMINOUS WIND.
THE CREEPY FOG.Copy !req
16. - STEPHEN KING
LURKING IN THE SHADOWS.Copy !req
17. - DON'T MIND ME.
JUST LURKING IN THE SHADOWS.Copy !req
18. AND A LITTLE GRAVE ROBBING.Copy !req
19. - HERE WE ARE, STOP FIVE
ON OUR TOURCopy !req
20. OF IMPORTANT-YET-DEAD
MARTIN MEN,Copy !req
21. SEA CAPTAIN AUGUSTUS MARTIN.Copy !req
22. INTRODUCED TOBACCO TO EUROPE
AND INFLUENZA TO THE NEW WORLD.Copy !req
23. - HE CHANGED THE LIVES
OF MILLIONS.Copy !req
24. WHAT A HERO.Copy !req
25. - HERE'S CORNELIUS MARTIN.
HE FOUGHT PIRATES.Copy !req
26. - AND THAT'S BACK WHEN THEY
WERE REAL SWASHBUCKLERS,Copy !req
27. NOT THE T-SHIRT-WEARING
SOMALIANS WE HAVE NOW.Copy !req
28. - WE'VE SPENT THE LAST WEEK
IN GRAVEYARDSCopy !req
29. READING THE TOMBSTONES
OF GREAT MARTIN MEN,Copy !req
30. BUT WHAT ABOUT
GREAT MARTIN WOMEN?Copy !req
31. - YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FIRST.
- OH.Copy !req
32. - COURTNEY, HONEY, THERE WERE
PLENTY OF GREAT MARTIN WOMEN.Copy !req
33. - THANK YOU, GLENN.Copy !req
34. - BEHIND EACH OF THESE MEN
WAS A TALENTED WOMANCopy !req
35. DOING HIS LAUNDRY,
MAKING HIS DINNER,Copy !req
36. AND PROVIDING "COMFORT,"
WHICH IS SOMETHING, GOD WILLING,Copy !req
37. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW ABOUT.Copy !req
38. - IT'S OKAY, MOM.Copy !req
39. I KNOW THAT, BACK THEN,
WOMEN WERE JUST HOUSEWIVES.Copy !req
40. - EXCUSE ME, THOSE WOMEN
DID A LOT MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
41. - SUCH AS?Copy !req
42. - WELL—Copy !req
43. OH, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE
GONNA PUT ME ON THE SPOT.Copy !req
44. - AH, LOOKS LIKE STEPHEN KING
IS GETTING GREAT STUFF.Copy !req
45. IF I BOTHERED TO READ,Copy !req
46. THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF BOOK
I'D BE INTERESTED IN.Copy !req
47. AH, NOW THIS IS A WELL-MADE BED,
JACKIE.Copy !req
48. YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD BE PROUD.Copy !req
49. - OH, FOR COURTNEY'S SAKE,
I HOPE SHE REALIZESCopy !req
50. HER "HOUSEWIFE" ANCESTORS WERE
POWERFUL IN THEIR OWN RIGHT.Copy !req
51. LIKE ME.Copy !req
52. YES, I'M A HOMEMAKER, BUT I'M
ALSO A CLOTHING DESIGNER,Copy !req
53. SORT OF,
AND A POET,Copy !req
54. ALTHOUGH I'VE NEVER
WRITTEN ANYTHING DOWN.Copy !req
55. - SOMEONE TOSS ME
A PEN AND PAPER.Copy !req
56. - COURTNEY NEEDS TO KNOWCopy !req
57. ABOUT THE GREAT WOMEN
IN HER BLOODLINE.Copy !req
58. I BET WITH SOME DIGGING,
WE'D FIND THAT ONECopy !req
59. OF THESE HOUSEWIVES WAS ALSO
AN ABOLITIONIST OR A LADY POPE.Copy !req
60. THEN COURTNEY WOULD FINALLY FEEL
GOOD ABOUT BEING A HOUSEWIFE.Copy !req
61. - NOT TO PLAY
AMATEUR PSYCHOLOGIST,Copy !req
62. BUT I THINK EVERY TIME
YOU SAY "COURTNEY,"Copy !req
63. DEEP DOWN, YOU'RE REALLY
TALKING ABOUT CONOR.Copy !req
64. - YOU WANT TO PLAY
AMATEUR PSYCHOLOGIST?Copy !req
65. OKAY, ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU DREAM
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER NAKED, GLENN.Copy !req
66. - OKAY, NOW YOU'RE TAKING
A PERFECTLY NORMAL THINGCopy !req
67. AND MAKING IT SOUND WEIRD.Copy !req
68. - WELCOME
TO LINEAGE "N" THINGS.Copy !req
69. FAMILY TREES TO THE LEFT.
SHOE TREES TO THE RIGHT.Copy !req
70. - THIS IS SO BORING.
WHY ARE WE HERE?Copy !req
71. - BECAUSE YOU CAN'T REST UNTIL
YOU FIND OUT ABOUT MY PAST,Copy !req
72. AND THIS IS THE BEST
GENEALOGIST IN THE MALL.Copy !req
73. - UGH.Copy !req
74. - SO LET'S CALL UP
THOSE RESULTS.Copy !req
75. NO ONE OF NOTE.
NO ONE OF NOTE.Copy !req
76. OH, HERE'S SOMETHING.
- IS IT OF NOTE?Copy !req
77. - SEEMS YOU ARE RELATED TO A
FAMOUS WOMAN NAMED GOODY PRICE.Copy !req
78. - OOH, GOODY.Copy !req
79. WHAT DID SHE DO, SURVIVE
THE TITANIC, CURE A DISEASE?Copy !req
80. - NOT QUITE.Copy !req
81. SHE WAS BURNED AT THE STAKE
IN SALEM FOR BEING A WITCH.Copy !req
82. - A WITCH?Copy !req
83. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PART WITCH.
WHAT A DISASTER.Copy !req
84. - OH, IT'S NOT
THE END OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
85. - MAYBE NOT FOR YOU,
BUT I'M A BUDDING POLITICIAN.Copy !req
86. WENDY?
- ALREADY IN DAMAGE CONTROL.Copy !req
87. FIRST WE DONATE
TO ANTI-WITCH CHARITIES.Copy !req
88. THEN A PHOTO OP OF YOU
HOLDING HANDS WITH A PREACHER,Copy !req
89. SOMETHING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
90. - DAD, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
LIKE A WITCH IN YOUR FAMILY?Copy !req
91. - WITCHES AREN'T REAL.Copy !req
92. GOODY PRICE WAS PROBABLY
JUST A STRONG WOMANCopy !req
93. PERSECUTED
FOR STANDING UP FOR HERSELF.Copy !req
94. - AYE, SUGAR WENCH,
REFILL ON THE ALE.Copy !req
95. - IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED,
I'M GIVING BIRTH.Copy !req
96. - OH, SUCH INSOLENCE,
AND IN FRONT OF THE BABY.Copy !req
97. - SHE'S A WITCH.
BURN HER!Copy !req
98. - WHAT?Copy !req
99. - OKAY, MOM,
SO YOU'RE 100% CERTAINCopy !req
100. THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS WITCHES.Copy !req
101. - RIGHT.Copy !req
102. - BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO YOU,
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC.Copy !req
103. - EXACTLY.Copy !req
104. - AND YET IT'S A FACT
THAT BOTH SANTACopy !req
105. AND THE EASTER BUNNY EXIST
BECAUSE OF MAGIC.Copy !req
106. REBUTTAL.
- UM...Copy !req
107. - IT'S CALLED LOGIC, MOM.Copy !req
108. NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON AMAZON,
ADD IT TO YOUR CART.Copy !req
109. - THAT DOES IT.Copy !req
110. WE'RE GOING TO SALEM
TO CLEAR MY ANCESTOR'S GOOD NAMECopy !req
111. AND SHOW EVERYONE
THAT AN ORDINARY HOUSEWIFECopy !req
112. CAN CLEAN UP
MORE THAN JUST A KITCHEN.Copy !req
113. SHE CAN CLEAN UP HISTORY.Copy !req
114. - HONEY, ABOUT THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
115. EH, I'M NOT GONNA RUIN
HER MOMENT.Copy !req
116. SHE CAN CLEAN IT UP LATER.Copy !req
117. JACKIE, DON'T DO ANYTHING
I WOULD DO.Copy !req
118. - WHERE'S CITY HALL?Copy !req
119. I HAVE A BONE TO PICKCopy !req
120. WITH THIS SEXIST,
NO DOUBT RACIST TOWNSHIP.Copy !req
121. - SHE'S JUST ORNERY
BECAUSE YOU GUYS BURNEDCopy !req
122. HER GREAT-GREAT GRANDMA
FOR BEING A WITCH.Copy !req
123. - THAT'S SO SHAMEFUL.Copy !req
124. OOH, WHAT YOU MUST THINK OF US.Copy !req
125. ON BEHALF OF THIS GENTRIFIED
COMMUTER TOWN,Copy !req
126. I AM SO SORRY.Copy !req
127. - YOU WITCHES CAN PRACTICE
YOUR RELIGION ANY WAY YOU WANT.Copy !req
128. SALEM'S VERY PROGRESSIVE NOW.Copy !req
129. - YEAH, GREAT,
BUT I'M NOT A WITCH.Copy !req
130. - GOT YA.
STILL IN THE BROOM CLOSET.Copy !req
131. - DAD, WE SHOULD TOTALLY
RENT A BOAT.Copy !req
132. - I DON'T KNOW, SON.Copy !req
133. SAILING TAKES A LONG TIME
TO MASTER.Copy !req
134. - ON THE OTHER HAND, MARTIN MEN
CAN DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
135. ONE BOAT,
MY BOOZE-SOAKED FRIEND.Copy !req
136. 25 BUCKS,
PLUS 2 BUCKS FOR LIFE JACKETS.Copy !req
137. I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT.Copy !req
138. LIFE JACKETS ARE LIKE BUYING
AN EXTENDED WARRANTY.Copy !req
139. THEY'RE FOR SUCKERS.Copy !req
140. AT LEAST WE'RE NOT SUCKERS!Copy !req
141. - I'M HERE FOR JUSTICE
AND REPARATIONS.Copy !req
142. WINDOW "C."Copy !req
143. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
144. - THE WHISPERS SAY THAT YOU'RE
A DESCENDANT OF GOODY PRICE.Copy !req
145. I'M DRAVEN, HIGH PRIEST
OF THE LOCAL WICCAN COVEN,Copy !req
146. AND MAY I ASK WHAT KIND
OF POWERS YOU POSSESS?Copy !req
147. - NO POWERS.Copy !req
148. ANYONE!Copy !req
149. - NONSENSE.Copy !req
150. YOU'RE, WHAT,
A 16-GENERATION DESCENDANT?Copy !req
151. YOUR POWERS WOULD BE
BARELY DILUTED.Copy !req
152. - AGAIN, VOLDEMORT, NO POWERS.Copy !req
153. I'D ALSO LIKE A PERMIT TO BUILD
A WALL BETWEEN HERE AND HERE.Copy !req
154. - WHOA,
SO YOU'RE THE GIRL WITCH.Copy !req
155. THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
156. - YOU LOSERS AND YOUR TOLERANCE.Copy !req
157. YOU CAN ALL GO TO—
HELLO, HANDSOME.Copy !req
158. - I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE DENYING YOUR HERITAGE.Copy !req
159. YOUR SELF-HATRED
DOES NOTHING FOR OUR KIND.Copy !req
160. KAZAAM!Copy !req
161. - KA-SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
162. - MOM, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE
WE'RE NOT WITCHES?Copy !req
163. - UGH, FOR THE LAST TIME,
I'M SURE.Copy !req
164. - OH.Copy !req
165. BECAUSE THAT CUTE BOY
THINKS WITCHES ARE COOL.Copy !req
166. - HMM.Copy !req
167. UH... WAIT.Copy !req
168. WAIT, I THINK
I'M FEELING SOMETHING.Copy !req
169. I'M GETTING POWERS.
- WHAT?Copy !req
170. - I'M A WITCH.Copy !req
171. OOGA-BOOGA.Copy !req
172. THE PROPHESY IS TRUE.Copy !req
173. ARTEMIS, GO SEND WORD.Copy !req
174. - WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE A WITCH.Copy !req
175. - SHE'S A WITCH!Copy !req
176. GET HER...Copy !req
177. - A FREE WITCH HAT.Copy !req
178. - I SAY WE BURN HER...Copy !req
179. A CD OF OUR FAVORITE SONGS.Copy !req
180. - HANG HER...Copy !req
181. PORTRAIT IN THE TOWN
HALL OF FAME.Copy !req
182. - STAB HER.
- WITH?Copy !req
183. - THESE SCISSORS.Copy !req
184. - OH, HONKS, YOU'RE LUCKY
WE'RE EVEN TOLERANTCopy !req
185. OF PAROLED SERIAL KILLERS.Copy !req
186. - THIS IS AMAZING.Copy !req
187. SO YOU JUST REALIZED
YOU WERE A WITCH TODAY?Copy !req
188. - GREAT QUESTION, NICKY.Copy !req
189. - I GUESS BEING BACK
IN THE MOTHERLANDCopy !req
190. AWAKENED SOMETHING INSIDE ME.Copy !req
191. - THAT SOUNDS REALLY SCIENTIFIC.Copy !req
192. - DON'T BLOW THIS FOR ME.Copy !req
193. FOR THE FIRST TIME,
MY DAUGHTER SEES MECopy !req
194. AS SOMETHING MORE
THAN JUST A HOUSEWIFE.Copy !req
195. - SO YOU TRADED PUSHING A BROOM
FOR RIDING ONE?Copy !req
196. - CLEVER GIRLS DIE ALONE, WENDY.Copy !req
197. - SO WHAT CAN YOU GUYS DO,
CAST SPELLS, READ MINDS?Copy !req
198. - WELL, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN
MY POWERS YET,Copy !req
199. BUT I BET MY MOM
CAN DO ALL THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
200. MOM, DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
201. - WELL, TAKE THIS GUY
WITH THE CAT FOODCopy !req
202. AND THE ADULT MAGAZINES,Copy !req
203. I'M SENSING HE'S...
NEVER BEEN WITH A WOMAN.Copy !req
204. OOH.Copy !req
205. - IMPRESSIVE,
BUT WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,Copy !req
206. CLAIRVOYANCE DOESN'T PROVE
THAT YOU'RE A WITCH.Copy !req
207. IT'S ALSO A TRAIT
OF ELVES, ORCS,Copy !req
208. AND HALF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE
OF AMERICA.Copy !req
209. - BELIEVE WHO YOU WANT,
THE CUTE REDHEADCopy !req
210. WITH GENERATIONS
OF WITCHCRAFT IN HER BLOODCopy !req
211. OR THE VIDEO STORE CLERK
WEARING HIS MOTHER'S EYELINER.Copy !req
212. - IT'S NOT MY MOTHER'S EYELINER,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
213. SHE SAID I COULD HAVE IT.Copy !req
214. - SO WHO WANTS TO BUY
TWO WITCHES A PIZZA?Copy !req
215. - ME!
- I'D LOVE TO.Copy !req
216. - I HOPE YOU LIKE VEGAN.Copy !req
217. - WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF YOUR OLD LADY NOW?Copy !req
218. - WICKED.
- MMM.Copy !req
219. - UGH.Copy !req
220. - FEAR NOT, ARTEMIS.Copy !req
221. REVENGE WILL BE OWLS.Copy !req
222. JACKIE, I'M DRIVING.Copy !req
223. OH, HE TOOK MY GUM.Copy !req
224. DAD, WAKE UP.Copy !req
225. OH, MAN.
WE'RE SHIPWRECKED.Copy !req
226. WHAT WAS I THINKING?Copy !req
227. - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.Copy !req
228. I'M A LOSER FOR CRASHING
INTO THOSE ROCKSCopy !req
229. WHILE YOU WERE CRYING
AND THROWING UP.Copy !req
230. - HEY, I ONLY THREW UP BECAUSE
I ATE THAT BACON-WRAPPED HOT DOGCopy !req
231. I FOUND UNDER MY SEAT,Copy !req
232. AND THE TEARS WERE TO WASH
THE VOMIT OUT OF MY EYES.Copy !req
233. - OH, I'M NEVER GONNA BE
A GREAT MARTIN MANCopy !req
234. LIKE AUGUSTUS MARTIN THE SAILORCopy !req
235. OR GLENN MARTIN, THE WORLD'S
ONLY TRAVELING DENTIST.Copy !req
236. - WOW, YOU REALLY PUT ME
ON THE LEVELCopy !req
237. OF HISTORY'S GREAT MARTINS?Copy !req
238. - OF COURSE.
THAT'S WHY IT MUST BE MY FAULT.Copy !req
239. - I NEVER REALIZED YOU SAW ME
AS SUCH A HERO.Copy !req
240. LOOK, SON, IT WOULD BE EASY
FOR ME TO SAYCopy !req
241. I BLAME YOU FOR THIS CRASH...Copy !req
242. - HUH?Copy !req
243. - SO LET'S JUST LEAVE IT
AT THAT.Copy !req
244. - OKAY, GREAT MARTINS ARE KNOWN
FOR THEIR PROBLEM SOLVING.Copy !req
245. FIRST, DRINKING WATER.Copy !req
246. THERE'S A WHOLE OCEAN OUT THERE,
SO THAT PROBLEM'S SOLVED.Copy !req
247. HEY, CHECK IT OUT,
A BOWLING BALL.Copy !req
248. - SOME MARTIN
I TURNED OUT TO BE.Copy !req
249. - ON DESERTED ISLANDS,Copy !req
250. SPORTING GOODS MAKE
GREAT CONVERSATION PARTNERS.Copy !req
251. CONOR?Copy !req
252. DID YOU SEE HIM GO, BRUNSWICK?Copy !req
253. - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, MOM?Copy !req
254. GOODY PRICE
ACTUALLY LIVED HERE.Copy !req
255. - IT'S BEEN VACANT AS LONG
AS ANYONE CAN REMEMBER.Copy !req
256. LEGEND HAS IT
THE PLACE IS CURSED.Copy !req
257. - PEOPLE COULD HEAR MOANS
FROM MILES AWAY.Copy !req
258. ALL WHO ENTERED WERE PLAGUED
WITH FIERY RASHES.Copy !req
259. IT REALLY ADDS
TO THE LOCAL CHARM.Copy !req
260. - COURSE, WE'RE KNOCKING IT DOWN
TO BUILD A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.Copy !req
261. - WHAT?
UNACCEPTABLE.Copy !req
262. MOM?
- COURTNEY'S RIGHT.Copy !req
263. WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN PRESERVING THIS MONUMENTCopy !req
264. TO A TRUE FEMINIST?Copy !req
265. - WELL, WE WERE THINKING
A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.Copy !req
266. - AND YOU CALL
YOURSELVES LIBERAL.Copy !req
267. I HAVE A GOOD MIND
TO HEX ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
268. POWERS OF DARKNESS,
SPIRITS OF EVIL...Copy !req
269. - WHOA, LET'S DIALOGUE.
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE.Copy !req
270. - WE DEMAND THIS HOME
BECOME A HISTORICAL MONUMENTCopy !req
271. WITH A STATUE OF GOODY...Copy !req
272. RIGHT BEHIND A STATUE OF MECopy !req
273. AND A STATUE OF COURTNEY
LOOKING UP AT THE STATUE OF ME.Copy !req
274. HATH NOT A WITCH FEELINGS?Copy !req
275. IF YOU LAND A HOUSE ON US,
DO OUR TOES NOT CURL?Copy !req
276. - THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU NEED TO SEE.Copy !req
277. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU
CAN'T LET ME ACT LIKECopy !req
278. A COMPLETE BLOWHARD FOR THE SAKE
OF MY DAUGHTER'S APPROVAL?Copy !req
279. - THIS.Copy !req
280. - OW!Copy !req
281. "GOODY PRICE'S HOUSE
OF ILL REPUTE"?Copy !req
282. "SERVICES OFFERED: DEFLOWER
THE MAYFLOWER, FIVE PENCE."Copy !req
283. OKAY.
"BUTTER CHURN BLAST, TEN PENCE."Copy !req
284. OH, NO. THE MOANS. THE RASHES.Copy !req
285. - YOUR ANCESTOR WASN'T A WITCH.
SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE.Copy !req
286. - THOSE GREEDY INDIANS WANTEDCopy !req
287. TO CHARGE ME 12 BEADS
FROM MANHATTAN.Copy !req
288. WHAT AM I, A FOOL?Copy !req
289. DANFORTH!Copy !req
290. - ABIGAIL!
WHY AM I NAKED?Copy !req
291. GOODY PRICE CONJURED ME
INTO HER BED.Copy !req
292. SHE'S A WITCH!Copy !req
293. - ARE YOU GONNA HURT ME?Copy !req
294. - NO.
THAT'LL COST EXTRA.Copy !req
295. - I TOLD YOU NO GOOD
WOULD COME FROM YOUR LIES.Copy !req
296. - REALLY?Copy !req
297. ALL I REMEMBER IS YOU
BEING A TOTAL PILL.Copy !req
298. - STUPID CONOR.
STUPID SAILING.Copy !req
299. STUPID AWESOME MANSION.Copy !req
300. WHAT?Copy !req
301. - DEAR GOD.
THIS BOY LOOKS LIKE A SAVAGE.Copy !req
302. GET HIM A GIN AND TONIC.Copy !req
303. - BUT I'M ONLY 13.
- SMART.Copy !req
304. SO THEY CAN'T TRY YOU
AS AN ADULTCopy !req
305. AFTER YOU HARASS YOUR SECRETARY.Copy !req
306. - IS THIS A MIRAGE?Copy !req
307. - THIS IS NO MIRAGE,Copy !req
308. THOUGH IT DOES SAY "THE MIRAGE"
ON MY BATHROBESCopy !req
309. AND TRAVEL-SIZE SHAMPOOS.Copy !req
310. YOU'VE HAPPENED
UPON THE COMPOUNDCopy !req
311. OF THE GREATEST AMERICAN FAMILY.Copy !req
312. - THE WAYANSES?Copy !req
313. - THE KENNEDYS.
- WOW.Copy !req
314. SO YOU GUYS ARE ALL PRESIDENTS
AND JUNK.Copy !req
315. - NOPE, THOSE WERE
THE GO-GETTERS OF THE FAMILY.Copy !req
316. WE'RE WHAT YOU'D CALL
SECOND-TIER KENNEDYS.Copy !req
317. - I'M KEN F. KENNEDY.Copy !req
318. THIS IS MURRAY F. KENNEDY,Copy !req
319. NICHOLAS F. KENNEDY,
AND JUAN F. KENNEDY.Copy !req
320. - ER, UH... HOLA.Copy !req
321. - HE WAS CONCEIVED
AT THE BAY OF PIGS.Copy !req
322. THAT'S WHAT WE CALL
THE HOMETOWN BUFFET IN MIAMI.Copy !req
323. - SO YOU GUYS LIVE IN THE SHADOWCopy !req
324. OF YOUR MORE
SUCCESSFUL RELATIVES.Copy !req
325. I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.Copy !req
326. - THEN YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW.Copy !req
327. WE ACCEPT YOU FOR
YOUR MEDIOCRITY.Copy !req
328. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, STRANGER?Copy !req
329. - CONOR.
- "CON-AH."Copy !req
330. - "CON-OR."
- "CON-AH."Copy !req
331. - "CAW-NER"
- "AH-AH."Copy !req
332. - CLOSE ENOUGH.Copy !req
333. - A COVER-UP?
THAT'S YOUR ENTIRE PLAN?Copy !req
334. - YEP, NOW COURTNEY
WILL NEVER KNOWCopy !req
335. WHAT HER ANCESTOR DID
FOR A LIVING,Copy !req
336. EVEN IF MY KICK-ASS BODY
IS SOMETHING OF A GIVEAWAY.Copy !req
337. - HEY, CAN'T A FREEGAN
ENJOY A MEAL IN PEACE?Copy !req
338. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?Copy !req
339. GOODY PRICE'S LIST OF—
OH, ARTEMIS.Copy !req
340. SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO LOOK
LIKE A GIANT FOOL.Copy !req
341. OW.Copy !req
342. HURRAH!Copy !req
343. - CONOR, I'M SO GLAD
I FOUND YOU.Copy !req
344. YOU WERE RIGHT, BRUNSWICK.
I WAS A FOOL TO DOUBT YOU.Copy !req
345. ER, UH, HELLO, FATHER.Copy !req
346. BOWL OF CHOWDER?Copy !req
347. - WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
348. AND, SURE, I'LL TAKE A BOWL.Copy !req
349. - THAT'S JUST
A FIGURE OF SPEECH, LIKE,Copy !req
350. "NO, I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING
TO DRINK, OFFICER."Copy !req
351. - UH... OKAY, SON.
LET'S GET GOING.Copy !req
352. - I DON'T WANT TO GO, FATHER.Copy !req
353. I LIKE IT HERE
WITH MY FELLOW UNDERACHIEVERS.Copy !req
354. - SON, WE'RE LEAVING.Copy !req
355. - ER, UH, STOP.Copy !req
356. - HEY, WHO'S THE OLD BROAD
IN THE HAMSTER BALL?Copy !req
357. - VIOLET KENNEDY,
THE SECOND-TIER MATRIARCH.Copy !req
358. - THIS DISPUTE WILL BE SETTLED
IN THE MANNERCopy !req
359. KENNEDYS HAVE ALWAYS
RESOLVED CONFLICT.Copy !req
360. - BY FLEEING THE SCENE?
STEALING AN ELECTION?Copy !req
361. SHARING A GIRLFRIEND
WITH A MAFIA KINGPIN?Copy !req
362. - A BARBARIC BATTLE WITH
A SERIES OF UNGODLY WEAPONSCopy !req
363. HELD INSIDE A FIRE PIT
OF STEAMING SHELLFISH.Copy !req
364. - OR IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER
GIANT HAMSTER BALL,Copy !req
365. WE COULD HAVE A RACE.Copy !req
366. - GOODY PRICE'S ONLY CRIME
WAS PERFORMING A FEW TRICKS.Copy !req
367. SHE BENT OVER BACKWARDS
FOR THIS TOWN.Copy !req
368. - I'LL BET SHE DID.Copy !req
369. - AND NOW I'D LIKE
TO INTRODUCE MY MOM.Copy !req
370. I HOPE SOMEDAY TO BE HALF
AS POWERFUL AS SHE IS.Copy !req
371. - WOW.
WHERE TO BEGIN?Copy !req
372. HOW ABOUT THE END?
DRIVE CAREFULLY. LET'S BEAT IT.Copy !req
373. - PEOPLE OF SALEM, I HAVE PROOF
THAT THIS WOMAN HAS LIED TO YOU.Copy !req
374. SHE KNOWS SHE DESCENDS NOT FROM
A WITCH, BUT FROM A PROSTITUTE.Copy !req
375. - NO.Copy !req
376. - WHAT?
- REALLY?Copy !req
377. - IS THIS TRUE, MOM?Copy !req
378. - I'LL TELL YOU IN THE RV,Copy !req
379. AND EVEN THEN,
I'LL SUGAR-COAT IT.Copy !req
380. - YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.Copy !req
381. - YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF OUR
OPEN MINDS AND LIBERAL GUILT.Copy !req
382. BURN HER!Copy !req
383. - YOU MEAN BURN ME ANOTHER CD?Copy !req
384. - NOT THIS TIME.Copy !req
385. - I TOLD YOU SO.
I HATE TO SAY IT.Copy !req
386. - THEN WHY DO YOU
KEEP SAYING IT?Copy !req
387. - BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN'T
DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
388. I TOLD YOU SO.Copy !req
389. - OH, OKAY, MAYBE MY MOM'S
NOT A BLOOD WITCH,Copy !req
390. BUT SHE'S STILL A WITCH.Copy !req
391. YOU SHOULD SEE HOW
SHE TALKS TO WAITERS.Copy !req
392. - LOOK, I REALLY WANT TO FOCUS
ON MY CAREER RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
393. MY PAPER ROUTE'S
REALLY TAKING OFF.Copy !req
394. SO...Copy !req
395. - THANKS A LOT, MOM.Copy !req
396. WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED
FOR WHAT YOU DID?Copy !req
397. - LIAR!Copy !req
398. - IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER,Copy !req
399. I'M NOT EXACTLY
GETTING OFF EASY.Copy !req
400. OW!Copy !req
401. THOSE TOMATOES ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE ROTTEN, NOT CERAMIC!Copy !req
402. - THIS IS THE BATTLE FOR
THE SOUL OF ONE CONOR MARTIN.Copy !req
403. TWO MEN WILL ENTER
THE CLAM BAKE PIT.Copy !req
404. ONE WILL EXIT.Copy !req
405. - THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
- DINNER.Copy !req
406. - CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.Copy !req
407. - I CHOOSE... BRUNSWICK.Copy !req
408. - COMMENCE.Copy !req
409. I CHOSE WRONG!
I CHOSE WRONG!Copy !req
410. HEY!Copy !req
411. WHOA!Copy !req
412. - DAD, WATCH OUT!Copy !req
413. I THINK THEY REALLY
WANT TO HURT YOU.Copy !req
414. - YES, I'M AWARE OF THAT, SON.Copy !req
415. crash!Copy !req
416. - HEY, THAT WAS FAIR AND SQUARE.Copy !req
417. THAT'S NOT HOW WE
DO THINGS AROUND HERE.Copy !req
418. - BRING IN THE IN-LAW.Copy !req
419. - I AM BACK.Copy !req
420. THIS IS PROBABLY A GOOD TIME
TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOUR MOVIES.Copy !req
421. - JACKIE ROBINSON MARTIN,Copy !req
422. YOU STAND ACCUSED
OF NOT BEING A WITCH.Copy !req
423. OKAY, NOW WHAT?
THIS IS MY FIRST WITCH TRIAL.Copy !req
424. I MOSTLY MARRY GAY PEOPLE.Copy !req
425. - I HAVE DEVISED A SIMPLE TEST.Copy !req
426. IF SHE WAS TRULY A WITCH,Copy !req
427. SHE COULD MOVE THIS CUP OF WATER
WITH HER MIND.Copy !req
428. I SAW IT
ON AN EPISODE OF CHARMED.Copy !req
429. I WILL TERMINATE YOU.Copy !req
430. - PROTECT SARAH CONNOR.Copy !req
431. - IT'S JUST "CONOR."Copy !req
432. - ACTUALLY, "SARAH" WAS
YOUR ORIGINAL FIRST NAME.Copy !req
433. WE LOVE THE MOVIES.Copy !req
434. - I DON'T WANT
TO BE HERE ANYMORE.Copy !req
435. - WE'RE PAST THE POINT
OF NO RETURN.Copy !req
436. THE CAR'S ALREADY
OFF THE BRIDGE.Copy !req
437. THAT HURT.Copy !req
438. - UGH, COME ON, CONOR.
THINK.Copy !req
439. - YOU'RE A MACHINE?Copy !req
440. - NO, I'M JUST THE AVERAGE
FITNESS AFICIONADO.Copy !req
441. - WHAT IS A BODYBUILDER
MOST AFRAID OF?Copy !req
442. TRANS FATS!Copy !req
443. DAD, NOW!Copy !req
444. DEFEATED BY A GIRLY MAN.Copy !req
445. - YES!
GOOD WORK, SON.Copy !req
446. - THE OUTSIDERS
ARE FREE TO LEAVE.Copy !req
447. - SO HOW DO WE GET OFF
THIS GOD-FORSAKEN ISLAND?Copy !req
448. - ISLAND?
WE'RE SECOND-TIER KENNEDYS.Copy !req
449. JUST CUT THROUGH
THAT SUPERMARKET PARKING LOT,Copy !req
450. AND YOU'LL BE BACK
WHERE YOU STARTED.Copy !req
451. - PEOPLE OF SALEM,
I'M SORRY I LIED.Copy !req
452. I JUST WANTED MY DAUGHTER
TO BE PROUD OF ME,Copy !req
453. AND LYING TO AN ENTIRE TOWN
ABOUT HAVING SUPERPOWERSCopy !req
454. SEEMED THE EASIEST WAY TO DO IT.Copy !req
455. - EITHER MOVE THE CUP OR NOT.Copy !req
456. - I GUESS I'M JUST INSECURE,Copy !req
457. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE DESTINED
FOR GREAT THINGS.Copy !req
458. - OH, MOM, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU WERE A GREAT ROLE MODEL.Copy !req
459. - YOU HEARD HER.
SHE'S NOT A WITCH.Copy !req
460. BURN HER!Copy !req
461. - LIGHT HER UP.Copy !req
462. I'VE GOT A LOT OF CONVICTIONS
TO OVERTURN.Copy !req
463. - OKAY, OKAY!
I'M A WITCH.Copy !req
464. - THEN MOVE THE CUP.Copy !req
465. - MM... OOGY-BOOGY?Copy !req
466. - RIGHT THE WRONG
OF SHE WHO SINNED.Copy !req
467. SHIFT THE CUP WITH GUST OF WIND.Copy !req
468. WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?Copy !req
469. - I DID IT?
HOW DID I DO IT?Copy !req
470. - WHO CARES, MOM?
YOU DID IT!Copy !req
471. - SORRY FOR BURNING
YOUR ANCESTORCopy !req
472. AND ALMOST BURNING YOU
FOR THE EXACT OPPOSITE REASON.Copy !req
473. - SO IT SEEMS THINGS WORKED OUT
IN MY FAVOR AFTER ALL.Copy !req
474. - WITCH.Copy !req
475. - OKAY, LET'S GO, GIRLS.Copy !req
476. I THINK WE'VE HAD
ENOUGH OF SALEM.Copy !req
477. - HELLO.Copy !req
478. ARE YOU...Copy !req
479. - GLAD I COULD BE OF HELP,
JACKIE.Copy !req
480. - WAIT, NOW I'M CONFUSED.Copy !req
481. WERE YOU A WITCH OR A HOOKER?Copy !req
482. - WHY CAN'T A POWERFUL WOMAN
BE BOTH?Copy !req
483. - RIGHT ON, SISTER.Copy !req
484. - EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
485. I HAVE SOME VIRGIN TERRITORY
TO CONQUER.Copy !req
486. HEY, KID, YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE
SOME REAL MAGIC?Copy !req
487. - ARTEMIS, YOU STAY HERE.Copy !req