1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR;
HE'S UNIQUE,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. AND THERE'S CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'LL BE STICKIN' AROUND.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. - MARTINS, YOU HAVE JUST
EXPERIENCED THE ST. LOUIS ARCH.Copy !req
15. I HOPE YOU TREASURED
EVERY MINUTE OF IT,Copy !req
16. BECAUSE IT'S DEFINITELY
NOT WORTH SEEING TWICE.Copy !req
17. - COULD YOU FINE FOLKS
SPARE A QUARTER?Copy !req
18. - I GOT A QUARTER.Copy !req
19. A QUARTER CAN OF THIS.Copy !req
20. - BLAH!Copy !req
21. MOUNTAIN FRESH POTPOURRI?Copy !req
22. - MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE ON
AN ANTI-GERM KICK,Copy !req
23. BUT AREN'T YOU OVERDOING IT?Copy !req
24. - LOOK, WE HAVE TICKETS FOR
THE KENNEDY CENTER THIS FRIDAY,Copy !req
25. AND I AM NOT GETTING SICK.Copy !req
26. WAIT, WHERE'S CONOR?Copy !req
27. pop!Copy !req
28. AH, SHOOT.Copy !req
29. DOES ANYONE KNOW IF
THE FIVE-SECOND RULE APPLIESCopy !req
30. TO MEN'S ROOM FLOORS?Copy !req
31. - STUPID AMERICAN.Copy !req
32. BUT, OF COURSE.Copy !req
33. NAH.Copy !req
34. - HUH.Copy !req
35. EWW!Copy !req
36. - HENCHMEN, COMMENCE DRILLING.Copy !req
37. NO!Copy !req
38. FOR REAL.Copy !req
39. - NOT SO FAST,
FRANCOIS CROISSANT.Copy !req
40. OR SHOULD I SAY
MY ST. LOUIS ARCHENEMY.Copy !req
41. - TAKE THIS BACK
TO YOUR FUEHRER.Copy !req
42. NOW, THAT'S A GOOD MIME.Copy !req
43. OH!
I'M GONNA DIE!Copy !req
44. OOH!Copy !req
45. HUH?Copy !req
46. - GREETINGS, I'M MART-E,Copy !req
47. "MOBILE ARTIFICIAL
RATIONAL THOUGHT ENTITY."Copy !req
48. THE AGENCY SENT ME
TO BACK YOU UP.Copy !req
49. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
50. I WON'T MAKE YOU SAY IT.Copy !req
51. - WHAT?Copy !req
52. THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE?Copy !req
53. MADE YOU SAY IT.Copy !req
54. clang!Copy !req
55. OW!
WHY?Copy !req
56. - BECAUSE I DIDN'T NEED
YOUR HELP.Copy !req
57. - AU REVOIR!Copy !req
58. - SOMEONE'S GONNA BE
IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.Copy !req
59. - STONE!Copy !req
60. SON, YOU GOT
MY BLOOD BOILING NOW!Copy !req
61. THE NATION'S MOST OVERRATED
TOURIST ATTRACTION IS GONECopy !req
62. BECAUSE YOU HAD TO GET INTO
A TURF WAR WITH ANOTHER AGENT.Copy !req
63. - NOW, JUST ONE SECOND, BARRY.Copy !req
64. BARACK.Copy !req
65. MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
66. - MART-E, WHAT DO WE KNOW?Copy !req
67. - THE ARCH ISN'T
THE FIRST TOURIST ATTRACTIONCopy !req
68. CROISSANT HAS STOLEN.Copy !req
69. HE'S ALSO TAKEN THE CONSTITUTION
AND BETSY ROSS' FLAG.Copy !req
70. WE'VE BEEN ABLE
TO KEEP THOSE QUIET,Copy !req
71. MAINLY BECAUSE NO ONE'S
INTERESTED IN SEEING THEM.Copy !req
72. BUT THE ARCH
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO MISS,Copy !req
73. BECAUSE IT'S BIG.Copy !req
74. - WHAT IS HIS GAME?Copy !req
75. WHATEVER IT IS,
I HAVE THE BALLS TO PLAY IT.Copy !req
76. - DRAKE, THIS IS HARD
FOR ME TO SAY.Copy !req
77. IF THAT SOUNDED PETTY,
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE,Copy !req
78. BECAUSE I'M NOT PROGRAMMED
FOR THAT.Copy !req
79. - SUSPENDED?Copy !req
80. BUT I WAS BORN TO BE
A SECRET AGENT, LITERALLY.Copy !req
81. THAT'S BEEN
THE GOVERNMENT'S PLAN FOR MECopy !req
82. SINCE I WAS A CHILD.Copy !req
83. IT'S WHY THEY SHORTED OUT
MY MORAL COMPASS...Copy !req
84. SO I COULD DO WHATEVER
MY COUNTRY ASKED OF ME.Copy !req
85. - YEAH, WELL,
TIMES HAVE CHANGED, DRAKE.Copy !req
86. NOW WE NEED A DIFFERENT KIND
OF SPY.Copy !req
87. - ONE THAT WORKS WITH OTHERS,
OBEYS THE RULES,Copy !req
88. AND DOESN'T SCREW UP GUARDINGCopy !req
89. THE WORLD'S MOST REVERED
ARCH THING.Copy !req
90. - WHAT—
YOU TALK ABOUT ITCopy !req
91. LIKE IT'S THE MCDONALD'S SIGN.Copy !req
92. - PROBLEM IS, YOU'RE INCAPABLE
OF CARING ABOUT SOMEONECopy !req
93. OTHER THAN YOURSELF.Copy !req
94. - THAT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
95. I USED TO HAVE A CLONE OF MYSELF
THAT I CARED VERY MUCH ABOUT,Copy !req
96. AND HE DIED
WHEN I FORGOT TO FEED HIM.Copy !req
97. - EVERY TIME
I HAVE A TOUGH DECISION,Copy !req
98. I ASK MYSELF,
"WHAT WOULD MY FAMILY PROUD?"Copy !req
99. YOUR PROBLEM IS, YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYONE TO KEEP YOU GROUNDED.Copy !req
100. THAT'S WHY WE'RE LETTING YOU GO.Copy !req
101. - YOU PLAYED YOUR CARDS
ALL WRONG, OBAMA.Copy !req
102. YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS TO ME
IN A PUBLIC RESTAURANT,Copy !req
103. WHERE I COULDN'T HAVE
MADE A SCENE.Copy !req
104. - SUSPENDED?Copy !req
105. DANG, THAT'S COLD,Copy !req
106. AND I'M A SHERPA,
SO I KNOW COLD.Copy !req
107. - XIANG-BU, NIK-NIK,Copy !req
108. THE PRESIDENT THINKS
I'M INCAPABLECopy !req
109. OF CARING FOR OTHERS.Copy !req
110. - OH, THAT IS ABSURD.Copy !req
111. WOULD I BE IN LOVE WITH A MANCopy !req
112. THAT WAS INCAPABLE
OF LOVING OTHERS?Copy !req
113. - TRUTH IS, I HAVE CARED
FOR SOMEONE VERY DEEPLY,Copy !req
114. BUT I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU.Copy !req
115. - OH, DRAKE.Copy !req
116. - IT WAS 1998.Copy !req
117. SHE WAS THE GREATEST AGENT
I'VE EVER WORKED WITH.Copy !req
118. CHOCOLATE DESTINY.Copy !req
119. OH, SHE WAS FINE AS BORDEAUX
WITH ONE SEXY AFRO.Copy !req
120. BLACK MEETS WHITE,Copy !req
121. THE RESULT,
DYNO-MITE!Copy !req
122. WHICH IS ALSO HOW SHE DIED.Copy !req
123. SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON
THAT EVER TOUCHED MY SOUL.Copy !req
124. - I GOT SOUL, DRAKE.Copy !req
125. XIANG-BU, I NEED TO GO WALLOW
IN MY GRIEF.Copy !req
126. SOMEPLACE PUBLIC SO PEOPLE
WILL KNOW HOW I'M SUFFERING.Copy !req
127. OH, DESTINY, IF I COULD ONLY
HOLD YOU ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
128. - DUDE, I'M GONNA YAK.Copy !req
129. AND AS A SHERPA,
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YAKS.Copy !req
130. I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE THINGS
I NEVER SAIDCopy !req
131. AND FOR THE DINNERS
I NEVER PAID YOU BACK FOR.Copy !req
132. - SAY WHAT?Copy !req
133. - WHOA.Copy !req
134. THIS SUDDENLY TOOK A TURN
FOR THE CREEPY.Copy !req
135. - SUDDENLY?Copy !req
136. - THESE BONES BELONG TO A COW,
AND THAT'S NO BULL.Copy !req
137. - CHOCOLATE DESTINY IS ALIVE.Copy !req
138. - ALIVE?Copy !req
139. HOW DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
140. - I DID A SEARCH ON GOOGLE.Copy !req
141. - GOOGLE.Copy !req
142. IF THIS GOOGLE EVER FELL
INTO THE WRONG HANDS,Copy !req
143. GOD HELP US ALL.Copy !req
144. IT TOOK 13 YEARS, BUT TONIGHT
I HAVE A DATE WITH DESTINY.Copy !req
145. - GOD, I HATE SATIRICAL
A CAPPELLA GROUPS.Copy !req
146. BUT STILL, KENNEDY CENTER.Copy !req
147. - MOM, THERE'S SOMETHING
IN MY EYE.Copy !req
148. - DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE,
MOMMY WILL—Copy !req
149. UGH!Copy !req
150. OH, YOU HAVE PINK EYE!Copy !req
151. - IS THAT BAD?
IS THAT BAD?Copy !req
152. - EWW!
- KEEP HIM AWAY!Copy !req
153. - SHOOT HIM!Copy !req
154. - SORRY, SWEETIE,
BUT ANGRY MOBS ARE NEVER WRONG.Copy !req
155. NO!Copy !req
156. - ANYONE ELSE FEELING SICK?Copy !req
157. - UH...Copy !req
158. - NO.
- NO.Copy !req
159. - OH, I HOPE SHE DOESN'T NOTICECopy !req
160. HOW TIME HAS RAVAGED ME
IN THESE TWO DISCRETE AREAS.Copy !req
161. - DRAKE?Copy !req
162. DRAKE STONE?Copy !req
163. - CHOCOLATE DESTINY?Copy !req
164. LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE
WAS YOUR DESTINY.Copy !req
165. - I SEE YOU'RE STILL
AN UNENLIGHTENED NARCISSIST.Copy !req
166. I, ON THE OTHER HAND,
AM NOW A TENURED PROFESSOR.Copy !req
167. I HAVE A CHAIR
IN THE CLASSICS DEPARTMENT.Copy !req
168. - MUST BE A VERY STRONG CHAIR.Copy !req
169. - I SHOULD HAVE FAKED MY DEATH
THE MOMENT I MET YOUCopy !req
170. INSTEAD OF FAKING
SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
171. - PROFESSOR RANDALL, WE'RE NOT
DONE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER HERE.Copy !req
172. YOU CANNOT TREAT YOUR TEACHERS
WITH SUCH DISRESPECT.Copy !req
173. - DISRESPECT?Copy !req
174. MR. FIGAROA GAVE ME A "D"
ON MY TESTCopy !req
175. FOR NOT GIVING
CONCRETE EXAMPLES.Copy !req
176. SO I MADE A CONCRETE EXAMPLE...Copy !req
177. OUT OF HIM.Copy !req
178. - WHOA!Copy !req
179. - IT CAN'T BE.Copy !req
180. - AND IT'S NOT.Copy !req
181. - DESTINY, IS THAT GIRL
MY DAUGHTER?Copy !req
182. - WHAT?
PREPOSTEROUS.Copy !req
183. RUN ALONG.Copy !req
184. - IF SHE IS MY DAUGHTER,
YOU NEED TO TELL ME.Copy !req
185. - WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND
COLOR IN THE REST OF YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
186. - HOWEVER LITTLE
YOU THINK OF ME,Copy !req
187. I AM A HUMAN BEING.Copy !req
188. IF SHE IS MY DAUGHTER,
I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW.Copy !req
189. - OKAY, FINE.Copy !req
190. SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER.Copy !req
191. - WHOA!
HEAVY STUFF.Copy !req
192. GOT TO GO.Copy !req
193. - WOW.Copy !req
194. DRAKE STONE HAS A DAUGHTER.Copy !req
195. - GUYS, I THINK YOU'RE MISSING
THE HEADLINE HERE.Copy !req
196. CHOCOLATE DESTINY
ISN'T HOT ANYMORE.Copy !req
197. - YO, YO, YO,
ONCE YOU SHOW OBAMACopy !req
198. THAT YOU HAVE A BABY
AND BABY MAMA,Copy !req
199. YOU GOT NO PROBLAMA.Copy !req
200. I SWEAR I'LL NEVER UNDERSTANDCopy !req
201. YOUR WISE NEPALESE PROVERBS.Copy !req
202. - WHAT HE MEANS IS,
IF YOU PROVE TO THE PRESIDENTCopy !req
203. YOU HAVE A LOVING RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER,Copy !req
204. HE'LL KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT
SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF.Copy !req
205. THEN YOU'LL GET YOUR JOB BACK.Copy !req
206. - BRILLIANT.Copy !req
207. I COULD USE
THIS SO-CALLED DAUGHTERCopy !req
208. FOR MY OWN BENEFIT.Copy !req
209. BUT TO DO SO,
WE'LL HAVE TO PROCEEDCopy !req
210. WITH THE UTMOST DELICACY.Copy !req
211. PSST!Copy !req
212. KEISHA, GUESS WHO?Copy !req
213. - AH!
A BURGLAR!Copy !req
214. - OW! OOH! OH!Copy !req
215. GUESS AGAIN.Copy !req
216. GUESS AGAIN!Copy !req
217. - TASTE THE PAIN, CHUMP!Copy !req
218. - OW!Copy !req
219. OOH!Copy !req
220. - DRAKE?Copy !req
221. GIVE ME THAT BAT, DARLING.Copy !req
222. - OH, THANK GOD.Copy !req
223. OW! OOH!Copy !req
224. - YOU CUT A HOLE IN MY ROOF.Copy !req
225. - NO!Copy !req
226. THE MONKEY WITH THE SAW DID IT.Copy !req
227. - MA, YOU KNOW THIS GUY?Copy !req
228. - OF COURSE SHE DOES, HONEY.Copy !req
229. I'M YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
230. - OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
231. - OH, HELL TO THE NO.Copy !req
232. I'M BATTING RIGHTY NOW.Copy !req
233. - OW!Copy !req
234. - ALL RIGHT, SON, CUPCAKE TIME.Copy !req
235. - THANKS, DAD.Copy !req
236. COULD I HAVE A GOOD NIGHT KISS?Copy !req
237. - SORRY, SON,
YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS.Copy !req
238. - COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST
HOLD YOUR CHEEK TO THE DOOR,Copy !req
239. AND I'LL KISS THE OTHER SIDE?Copy !req
240. - AWW, I'M SO LUCKY
TO HAVE A SON LIKE—Copy !req
241. smash!Copy !req
242. - COME TO ME.Copy !req
243. - OKAY.Copy !req
244. OKAY.Copy !req
245. I'M NOT INFECTED YET.Copy !req
246. AH!Copy !req
247. WHY'D I JUST TASTE IT?Copy !req
248. - MY FATHER'S ALIVE?Copy !req
249. YOU TOLD ME MY FATHER WAS YOUR
GAY BEST FRIENDCopy !req
250. WHO GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
AT A MARC ANTHONY CONCERT.Copy !req
251. - HONEY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO PROTECT YOU.Copy !req
252. - YOU SEE MY LINE OF WORK
IS VERY DANGEROUS.Copy !req
253. I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
254. IT WOULD BREAK
THE SECRET AGENT CODE.Copy !req
255. - YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT?Copy !req
256. - GET A LOAD OF THIS.Copy !req
257. - OH, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW,
FIGAROA.Copy !req
258. - I JUST WANTED
TO TEACH YOU FRACTIONS.Copy !req
259. - SO, KEISH, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HANG OUT,Copy !req
260. GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER?Copy !req
261. JUST ME, YOU, THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.Copy !req
262. - ARE YOU PLAYING ME?
DON'T PLAY ME.Copy !req
263. - FOR GOD'S SAKES,
DON'T PLAY HER.Copy !req
264. - SO IT'S A DATE.Copy !req
265. TOMORROW NIGHT,
THE LINCOLN SOCIETY GALA,Copy !req
266. BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHINA.Copy !req
267. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
268. - NOT SO FAST, YOUNG LADY.Copy !req
269. YOU HAVE DETENTION TOMORROW.Copy !req
270. - AH, COME ON.Copy !req
271. - NOW, KEISHA,
DO AS YOUR MOTHER SAYS.Copy !req
272. THERE'LL BE PLENTY MORE FIRST
BLACK PRESIDENTS TO MEET.Copy !req
273. DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A PLAN.Copy !req
274. - A SECRET AGENT PLAN?Copy !req
275. - WHO TOLD YOU
I WAS A SECRET AGENT?Copy !req
276. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
277. - ALL RIGHT, TROUBLEMAKERS,
WELCOME TO DETENTION.Copy !req
278. YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE NOW.Copy !req
279. - HELLO, JOHNNY STRONGARM,
STAR QUARTERBACK.Copy !req
280. I'M HERE TO TRY OUT FOR GLEE.Copy !req
281. - WHO'S THIS GUY?Copy !req
282. - GLEE CLUB?
THIS IS PUBLIC SCHOOL.Copy !req
283. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A NURSE.Copy !req
284. - NO GLEE?Copy !req
285. THEN WHERE DO I PUT
THESE JAZZ HANDS?Copy !req
286. - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
287. - I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.Copy !req
288. WE'RE GOING TO SECTIONALS.Copy !req
289. - YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF
A WEEK IN DETENTION, STRONGARM.Copy !req
290. - GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
291. WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUNGLASSES
AT NIGHT?Copy !req
292. - BECAUSE I'M A HUGE
COREY HART FAN.Copy !req
293. YOU KNOW THAT.Copy !req
294. - AHA!Copy !req
295. YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME PINK EYE.Copy !req
296. - WHOA!Copy !req
297. I'M FINE.Copy !req
298. IT'S GOING AWAY, SEE?Copy !req
299. WELCOME, FATHER.Copy !req
300. - NO!Copy !req
301. - YOU DID WHAT YOU
HAD TO DO, MOM.Copy !req
302. COMPASSION IS FOR CHUMPS.Copy !req
303. - I KNOW, DEAR.Copy !req
304. - WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR
THIS STUPID DRESS?Copy !req
305. I LOOK LIKE AUNT JEMIMA.Copy !req
306. I'M SORRY,
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUTCopy !req
307. YOUR MOTHER'S SIDE
OF THE FAMILY.Copy !req
308. - I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M MEETING THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
309. THANKS FOR BRINGING ME HERE,
DAD.Copy !req
310. - DAD?Copy !req
311. NOW, REALLY CRANK UP
THAT LOVEY-DOVEY STUFFCopy !req
312. WHEN YOU MEET THE BIG MAN.Copy !req
313. WUSSUP, 44!Copy !req
314. REPRESENT.Copy !req
315. - STONE!Copy !req
316. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU—Copy !req
317. - SIR, SIR, SIR,
I'M NOT HERE ON BUSINESS.Copy !req
318. I'M JUST SPENDING QUALITY TIME
WITH MY DAUGHTER KEISHA.Copy !req
319. - I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A DAUGHTER.Copy !req
320. - YES, WELL, I DIDN'T
BRING IT UP THE OTHER DAY.Copy !req
321. I FELT IT WOULD BE
EXPLOITING HER.Copy !req
322. DID I MENTION SHE'S HALF BLACK
LIKE YOU?Copy !req
323. - DAUGHTER?Copy !req
324. WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
325. - MOMMY.
- OW!Copy !req
326. - LIONS AND ZEBRAS,
IT'S A MATCH.Copy !req
327. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU,
MART-E?Copy !req
328. GO FISH BIDEN
OUT OF THE CHEESE FOUNTAIN.Copy !req
329. - HONOR TO MEET YOU,
MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
330. - AND HOW OLD ARE YOU, KEISHA?Copy !req
331. - 5
- 13.Copy !req
332. - WHICH ADDS UP TO 18.Copy !req
333. THAT MAKES HER A VOTER, SIR.Copy !req
334. UPSEE-DAISY.Copy !req
335. OH, I CARE ABOUT THIS
CUTEY-PATOOTEY SO MUCH.Copy !req
336. - DAD, I'M A LITTLE OLD
FOR THIS.Copy !req
337. - DON'T BLOW THIS FOR ME.Copy !req
338. WHEE!Copy !req
339. BOY, THOSE ARE GOOD MIMES.Copy !req
340. CROISSANT!Copy !req
341. - WHOA!Copy !req
342. STONE, I MAKE
YOUR GREATEST PRESIDENTCopy !req
343. LOOK LIKE A DIRTY BELGIAN.Copy !req
344. - NO ONE MAKES
AN UPSTANDING REPUBLICANCopy !req
345. LOOK LIKE A DIRTY BELGIAN.Copy !req
346. OOH!Copy !req
347. WHERE THE HELL IS MART-E?Copy !req
348. I DON'T KNOW WHY
I READ THIS TRASH.Copy !req
349. - NOT SO FAST, CROISSANT.Copy !req
350. YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT STONECopy !req
351. WITHOUT GOING THROUGH
THIS STONE.Copy !req
352. - THEN PERHAPS I TAKE
THIS STONE.Copy !req
353. LET GO.Copy !req
354. - KEISHA?Copy !req
355. - SO YOU HAVE A CHOICE, MON AMI.Copy !req
356. THE GREAT EMANCIPATORCopy !req
357. OR YOUR DAUGHTER
WHO LOOKS NOTHING LIKE YOU.Copy !req
358. - STONE, THE CHOICE IS OBVIOUS.Copy !req
359. - TAKE THE GIRL,Copy !req
360. BUT I BEG YOU,
JUST DON'T HURT THE ROCK THING.Copy !req
361. - HELP!Copy !req
362. - SO, BOSS, HOW'D I DO?Copy !req
363. SEE YOU AT WORK MONDAY,
9:30-ISH?Copy !req
364. - UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
365. YOU ACTUALLY CHOSE
TO SAVE A STATUECopy !req
366. OVER YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?Copy !req
367. - WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT,Copy !req
368. IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE
A BAD FATHER.Copy !req
369. - THIS IS EXACTLY
WHY I HID HER FROM YOU.Copy !req
370. - BELIEVE ME,
I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS,Copy !req
371. WHICH IS WEIRD,
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER FELT BADCopy !req
372. ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
373. KEISHA WAS UNLIKE ANYONE
I'VE EVER MET.Copy !req
374. SHE THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD PERSON.Copy !req
375. SHE TRUSTED ME.Copy !req
376. SHE—WELL, SHE LOVED ME.Copy !req
377. WHOA.Copy !req
378. SOMEONE LOVES ME.Copy !req
379. - I LOVE YOU, DRAKE.Copy !req
380. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,Copy !req
381. BUT YOU'RE JUST
A CRAZY COMPUTER PROGRAMCopy !req
382. I FLIRT WITH FOR ATTENTION.Copy !req
383. - HOW ARE YOU GONNA SAVE
MY BABY?Copy !req
384. - YESTERDAY, I'D HAVE GONE IN
GUNS A-BLAZINGCopy !req
385. AND TAKE FUNNY PICTURES
WITH THE BODIES.Copy !req
386. BUT SOMETHING INSIDE ME
WANTS TO ACT RESPONSIBLY.Copy !req
387. THE BEST THING
IS TO LET MART-E HANDLE IT.Copy !req
388. - XIANG-BU SAYS NO CAN DO.Copy !req
389. MART-E WAS FIRED YESTERDAY, BRO.Copy !req
390. - WOW, JUST FOR
READING IN THE CANCopy !req
391. WHILE TERRORISTS DEFILED
OUR MOST TREASURED MONUMENT.Copy !req
392. THAT DOES IT.Copy !req
393. I NEED TO SEE A ROBOT
ABOUT A RESCUE.Copy !req
394. YOU SEE, THE ROBOT IS MART-E,
AND THE RESCUE IS KEISHA.Copy !req
395. SOMETIMES FOR THE SAKE OF DRAMA,
I FEEL I SACRIFICE CLARITY.Copy !req
396. - MRS. MARTIN, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING A LITTLE OVERBOARD?Copy !req
397. - DON'T GET WEAK ON ME NOW,
SISTER.Copy !req
398. - WENDY, PLEASE.Copy !req
399. I'LL GIVE YOU
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE,Copy !req
400. AT LEAST AS MUCH
AS I FEEL YOU'VE EARNED.Copy !req
401. - EYES ON THE PRIZE,Copy !req
402. OUR OWN BOX
AT THE KENNEDY CENTERCopy !req
403. WITH SEVERAL SEATS IN BETWEENCopy !req
404. SO WE DON'T HAVE TO INTERACT
WITH EACH OTHER.Copy !req
405. - MRS. MARTIN,
A LIFE WITHOUT SICKNESSCopy !req
406. IS A NOBLE PURSUIT.Copy !req
407. BUT IS IT WORTH DENYING
OUR LOVED ONES COMFORTCopy !req
408. WHEN THEY NEED IT MOST?Copy !req
409. - GLENN, COURTNEY, CONOR.Copy !req
410. - EH?Copy !req
411. - DINNER TIME.Copy !req
412. - NO!Copy !req
413. - BUT MART-E, MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE
IS IN JEOPARDY.Copy !req
414. - I'M NOT A SPY ANYMORE, STONE.Copy !req
415. I'M PERFECTLY CONTENT
IN MY NEW JOB.Copy !req
416. ELECTRIFY YOUR NEXT BAR MITZVAH
OR QUINCEAÑERA.Copy !req
417. I'M WORKING HERE, SO UNLESS YOU
PLAN ON HELPING ME OUT...Copy !req
418. - FINE!Copy !req
419. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.Copy !req
420. A WISE MAN ONCE TOLD ME
THAT EVERY DECISION I MAKECopy !req
421. SHOULD BE BASED ON
MAKING THIS LITTLE GIRL PROUD,Copy !req
422. AND I'M PRETTY SURE SAVING
HER LIFE WOULD FIT THE BILL.Copy !req
423. - THAT'S A PICTURE
OF OBAMA'S GIRLS.Copy !req
424. - I KNOW.
I STOLE IT OFF HIS DESK.Copy !req
425. PLEASE, I NEED YOU.Copy !req
426. TRUTH IS, YOU'RE A BETTER SPY
THAN I AM.Copy !req
427. - APPLES AND PEARS,
DRAKE STONE JUST SAIDCopy !req
428. I'M A BETTER SPY THAN HE IS.Copy !req
429. - UGH, I MUST BE CRAZY
FOR THIS KID.Copy !req
430. - LET'S GO RESCUE YOUR DAUGHTER,
SECOND BEST SPY IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
431. NOW, ACCORDING TO A CUTE DESKTOP
I CAUGHT A VIRUS FROM,Copy !req
432. CROISSANT'S NEXT LIKELY
TARGET IS...Copy !req
433. - THE LIBERTY BELL.Copy !req
434. - DON'T SAY IT
LIKE IT WAS YOUR IDEA.Copy !req
435. - ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW
IS CRAWL IN AND WAITCopy !req
436. FOR CROISSANT TO TAKE US
STRAIGHT TO HIS SECRET LAYER.Copy !req
437. - ONCE AGAIN, MY IDEA.Copy !req
438. GET IN.Copy !req
439. - XIANG-BU, NIK-NIK,
YOU HEARD THE MAN.Copy !req
440. - HERE WE GO.Copy !req
441. - ROOM FOR ONE MORE?Copy !req
442. - OH, DESTINY.Copy !req
443. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHOSE OUTFIT JUST GOT TIGHT.Copy !req
444. - SAVE IT, JACKASS.Copy !req
445. I'M JUST HERE
TO RESCUE MY DAUGHTER.Copy !req
446. - OKAY.Copy !req
447. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
448. - OW!
WHOSE ELBOW IS THAT?Copy !req
449. - I'LL MAKE SOME ROOM
BY PULLING OFF THE CLAPPER.Copy !req
450. - THAT WASN'T THE CLAPPER.Copy !req
451. - WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
452. - HI-YA!Copy !req
453. THANK YOU,
SHODDY QUAKER WORKMANSHIP.Copy !req
454. - CHEESE AND CRACKERS,
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.Copy !req
455. - CROISSANT'S AMASSED NEARLY
EVERY TOURIST ATTRACTIONCopy !req
456. UNDER ONE ROOF.Copy !req
457. - EXACTEMENT.Copy !req
458. I AM FINALLY ENDING
AMERICA'S DOMINATIONCopy !req
459. OF THE AMERICAN
TOURIST INDUSTRY.Copy !req
460. HERE TRAVELERS CAN SEE
ALL YOUR COUNTRY HAS TO OFFERCopy !req
461. IN UNDER 20 MINUTES.Copy !req
462. - ISN'T THAT A LITTLE FAST, YO?Copy !req
463. - WELL, IT'S ALL ABOUT
GETTING THEM INTO THE GIFT SHOP.Copy !req
464. BUT SINCE YOU TRIED
TO THWART MY PLANS...Copy !req
465. PERHAPS I DROP HER
ON PLYMOUTH ROCK.Copy !req
466. - KEISHA, DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
467. I'LL SAVE YOU.Copy !req
468. - REALLY?Copy !req
469. WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE OUTCopy !req
470. SAVING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY?Copy !req
471. - SHE WANTS NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.Copy !req
472. I'LL SAVE HER.Copy !req
473. - YOU?Copy !req
474. HE ONLY PLAYED ME ONCE.Copy !req
475. YOU PLAYED ME FOR 13 YEARS.Copy !req
476. - OOH, FAMILY SPAT.Copy !req
477. I SHOULD TURN AWAY,
BUT I CAN'T,Copy !req
478. BECAUSE IT'S SO DELICIOUS.Copy !req
479. - OLIVE OIL.Copy !req
480. ROBOT CHOP!Copy !req
481. - GET OFF!Copy !req
482. - WE'RE HERE, KEISHA.Copy !req
483. - I'M DONE WITH BOTH OF YOU.Copy !req
484. - SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT ME,Copy !req
485. BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS RIGHT
TO KEEP US APART.Copy !req
486. I'M A TERRIBLE FATHER.Copy !req
487. - YOU'RE NOT TERRIBLE.Copy !req
488. WELL, YOU ARE,
BUT YOU MIGHT GET BETTER.Copy !req
489. - POSSIBLY.Copy !req
490. - OKAY, STONE.Copy !req
491. FAMILY TIME IS OVER.Copy !req
492. - YOU CAN KILL US LATER,
CROISSANT.Copy !req
493. RIGHT NOW, I'M BUSY BEING A DAD.Copy !req
494. - NO, BE A SPY!
BE A SPY!Copy !req
495. - ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
496. BECAUSE I WANT TO BE
A GOOD DAD.Copy !req
497. NOW, KEISHA, DARLING,
ABOUT THOSE PIERCED EARS.Copy !req
498. - DRAKE!
- ALL RIGHT, IF YOU INSIST.Copy !req
499. DON'T GET ME MAD, CROISSANT,Copy !req
500. BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO LOSE
MY MARBLES.Copy !req
501. - WHOA WHOA!Copy !req
502. - ROBOT KICK.Copy !req
503. WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN KILLED
BY A PEUGEOT,Copy !req
504. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN FRANCE?Copy !req
505. - LET US GO!Copy !req
506. - WE CAN MAKE YOU IMMORTAL.Copy !req
507. - PIPE DOWN,
I'LL BUY YOU A PROGRAM.Copy !req
508. - AH.Copy !req
509. A LITTLE FAMILY PORTRAITCopy !req
510. FOR THE PRESIDENT'S
PICTURE FRAME.Copy !req
511. - FAMILY?Copy !req
512. SO YOU AND MOM
ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER?Copy !req
513. - WITHOUT A DOUBT.
- NOT A CHANCE.Copy !req
514. A CHALLENGE.Copy !req
515. OH, YOU KNOW EXACTLY
HOW TO TURN ME ON.Copy !req
516. - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, GIRLS.Copy !req
517. HE'S GOT PINK EYE!Copy !req