Glenn Martin, DDS 2x17

1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN, FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,

2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER AND DENTIST.

3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.

4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

5. SO IT'S ME, MY WIFE, JACKIE—

6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST— OH!

7. OUR SON, CONOR; HE'S UNIQUE,

8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—

9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING FOR HER ONE DAY.

10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY ALREADY IS.

11. AND THERE'S CANINE.

12. HE'LL BE STICKIN' AROUND.

13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?

14. - YEAH, NATURE'S GRAND.

15. IS THAT A BEAVER DAM IN MY WAY?

16. THE NERVE.

17. - ON IT, BOSS.

18. boom!

19. - YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T SO BAD

20. CONSIDERING RIVER'S ARE NATURE'S URINAL.

21. SHAME YOUR FATHER'S STUCK DOING HIS TAXES TODAY.

22. - DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT MISSING A THING.

23. JACKIE, HOW MUCH DID WE SPEND LAST YEAR

24. ON POSTAGE FOR BUSINESS?

25. OH, AND HOW MUCH ON POSTAGE FOR PLEASURE?

26. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TAKEN YOU SO LONG TO DO YOUR TAXES.

27. - YEAH, TAXES ARE VERY TAXING.

28. THAT'S HOW THEY GOT THE NAME.

29. AH! MY RECEIPTS!

30. pop!

31. GROSS INCOME.

32. WELL, THERE WAS THE IMPACTED BICUSPID

33. WHERE I HAD TO GO IN THROUGH A GUY'S NOSE.

34. THAT AS PRETTY GROSS INCOME.

35. - GLENN, YOU NEED HELP.

36. MY FATHER'S A FINANCIAL WIZ.

37. WE COULD BE AT HIS HOUSE BY TONIGHT.

38. - WHITEY? I DON'T KNOW.

39. SOMETIMES I WORRY YOUR DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME.

40. - OH, GLENN, HE DOES NOT WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

41. - HMM?

42. - JUST ASK HIM TO HELP.

43. YOU COULD USE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY

44. TO GROW CLOSER.

45. - OKAY, I GUESS.

46. - AND STOP SAYING MY DAD THINKS

47. YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I EVER MADE.

48. - YOU GIRLS HELP YOURSELVES TO SOME MILK AND COOKIES

49. WHILE I FETCH YOUR GRANDFATHER'S SCRATCHING FORK

50. FROM THE DISHWASHER.

51. REMIND ME, WENDY.

52. ARE ASIANS ABLE TO PROCESS DAIRY BECAUSE—

53. - MOTHER, WHAT IS IT?

54. - MY HOUSE, IT'S A SHAMBLES!

55. WHERE DID YOU GIRLS LEARN THIS ANIMAL BEHAVIOR?

56. CERTAINLY NOT FROM YOUR MOTHER.

57. - WHAT? MOM NEVER CARES WHERE WE PUT OUR FEET.

58. - NO, MY PERFECT ANGEL HAS ALWAYS BEEN

59. A SHINING EXAMPLE OF COUTH AND MANNERS.

60. RIGHT, JACKIE?

61. - EH, UH...

62. - SET HER STRAIGHT, MRS. MARTIN.

63. - Y-YOUR ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, MOTHER.

64. THEY DID NOT LEARN THIS FROM ME.

65. CHILDREN, NO TV FOR A WEEK.

66. - WHAT? - WHY?

67. - NO FAIR. WHAT DID I DO?

68. WHOA!

69. EH.

70. - I, UH, LIKE YOUR DEAD BEAR CUB.

71. HE LOOKS SCARED.

72. - IT SAYS HERE YOU GAVE $1,000 TO THE RED CROSS.

73. - NO, I RECEIVED $1,000 FROM THE RED CROSS,

74. MOSTLY IN RICE, BUT I'M CALLING IT A DONATION

75. BECAUSE I LEFT IT OUTSIDE AND THE BIRDS ATE IT.

76. - OH, IDIOT.

77. HOW COME YOU'RE NOT REPORTING ANY INCOME FROM INVESTMENTS?

78. - DEFINE INVESTMENTS.

79. - YOU KNOW, BONDS, CDs.

80. - OH, I THINK YOU MEAN BOND DVDs.

81. - NO, INVESTMENTS.

82. SILVER, GOLD.

83. - I HAVE GOLDFINGER.

84. HA-HA-HA.

85. YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE.

86. - OH, GOD.

87. - SO HOW ARE MY TWO LITTLE NUMBER CRUNCHERS DOING?

88. - SOME FATHER HE IS.

89. THE MAN HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO PROVIDE FOR HIS FAMILY.

90. - HEY, I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN.

91. - I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU'RE LIVING ON THE STREET.

92. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

93. YOU ALREADY ARE.

94. - OH, DON'T HIM.

95. SHE'S JUST MAD BECAUSE AMERICA'S BECOMING

96. MORE RACIALLY TOLERANT.

97. - NO, YOUR DAD'S RIGHT.

98. I AM A TERRIBLE PROVIDER.

99. I MEAN, HOW AM I GONNA SEND COURTNEY TO COLLEGE

100. AND WENDY TO COLLEGE AND CONOR TO THE BLACKJACK DEALER ACADEMY?

101. I HAVE TO START INVESTING FOR THEIR FUTURE,

102. AND I KNOW THE PERFECT PERSON TO HELP ME.

103. - OH, PLEASE.

104. DON'T SAY THAT NIGERIAN PRINCE YOU KEEP EMAILING.

105. - BUT BADABUTE OWES ME.

106. - ALL RIGHT, DAD,

107. I'M SETTING YOU UP WITH A DIVERSIFIED INDEX FUND.

108. IT'S A SAFE, SMART INVESTMENT,

109. BUT YOU WON'T GET RICH OVERNIGHT.

110. PERFECT.

111. - BOSS, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE NOW.

112. - I'M SORRY. SHE'S NEW.

113. NOW, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS CLICK THIS BUTTON

114. TO COMPLETE THE TRANSACTION.

115. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?

116. - DON'T CONDESCEND TO ME.

117. YOU'VE SEEN ME PLAY BRICK BREAKER ON MY PHONE.

118. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I CAN CLICK A BUTTON.

119. - OKAY, GLENN, IT'S JUST LIKE BREAKING A BRICK.

120. GET RICH FAST?

121. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FAST WAY TO GET RICH.

122. - LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN YOUR MOM'S OLD ROOM.

123. - A COPY OF TREASURE ISLAND?

124. I KNOW WE CAN'T WATCH TV, BUT LET'S NOT LOSE OUR HEADS.

125. LOOK INSIDE.

126. SECRET PICTURES OF LITTLE MS. PERFECT DOING NAUGHTY THINGS.

127. - SMOKING A CIGARETTE.

128. DOING A JELL-O SHOT.

129. - HERE SHE IS AT A RAP CONCERT,

130. AND LOOK AT THE CLOCK AROUND THAT GUY'S NECK.

131. IT'S 1:00 IN THE MORNING.

132. - MOM WASN'T AN ANGEL.

133. SHE WAS A HELL-RAISER.

134. - NEM-NEM WOULD BE CRUSHED IF SHE LEARNED THE TRUTH.

135. WHY, I BET THAT YOUR MOM WOULD DO ANYTHING

136. TO KEEP THIS A SECRET.

137. - WENDY, THIS IS OUR TREASURE ISLAND.

138. - AH, BEAUTIFUL OKLAHOMA.

139. - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU INVEST IN, WRETCHED FAILURE?

140. CONGRATS. YOU'VE CORNED THE MARKET.

141. - YEAH, LAUGH NOW BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING

142. WHEN I'M SO RICH, I BUY THE RIGHTS TO YOUR LIFE STORY

143. AND HAVE TOM ARNOLD PLAY YOU IN THE MOVIE.

144. - TCH-HA! ARNOLD CAN'T OPEN A MOVIE.

145. ANOTHER BAD INVESTMENT, YOU IDIOT.

146. - YOU DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, RIGHT, GLENN?

147. - OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

148. I BOUGHT AN OIL WELL LIKE THAT.

149. - I'M RICH! YEE-HAW!

150. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

151. - FOSSIL FUELS, DR. MARTIN?

152. THAT'S SO OVER.

153. THE FUTURE'S IN RENEWABLE ENERGIES,

154. SOLAR, HYDROELECTRIC, WIND.

155. - I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, WENDY,

156. BUT THE FUTURE NEVER ACTUALLY ARRIVES.

157. IF IT DID, THEY'D CALL IT THE PRESENT.

158. - WHY IS THERE NO OIL GUSHING FROM OUR WELL?

159. - MAYBE IT'S EMPTY.

160. WE PROBABLY HAVE TO FILL IT BACK UP.

161. - SO, UH, WHO WANTS TO BREAK THE NEWS

162. TO TOM ARNOLD THAT HE'S NOT GONNA BE IN THE MOVIE?

163. - THE MOVIE IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE, WHITEY.

164. GLENN MARTIN HAS A FEW TRICKS LEFT UP

165. HIS SHORT SWEATER SLEEVE.

166. HIT IT, PADRE.

167. - EH?

168. - GLENN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

169. - RELAX.

170. I WASN'T GONNA SACRIFICE MY FIRSTBORN.

171. I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD TO FOOL THE GODS.

172. THANKS FOR RUINING IT.

173. NOW THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

174. - WHAT YOU LOOKING AT, DADDY?

175. - GLENN.

176. HE'S CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE OIL WELL.

177. SAYS HE WANTS TO END IT ALL.

178. PULL UP A CHAIR,

179. UNLESS YOU PREFER THE SPLASH ZONE.

180. - OH, MY GOD!

181. GLENN, DON'T JUMP!

182. - I'M NOT JUMPING, I'M SELLING.

183. I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS STUPID OIL BUSINESS.

184. - HOLY COW, LOOK AT ALL THAT WIND ENERGY.

185. DR. MARTIN.

186. - WHAT?

187. - YOU'VE STRUCK SOMETHING BETTER THAN OIL.

188. YOU'VE STRUCK WIND.

189. - WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.

190. - YEE-HAW!

191. IT'S A GUSHER!

192. - LOOK AT HER GO. AIN'T SHE A BEAUT?

193. - ON THE PLUS SIDE, THAT CLOUD MAKES A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET.

194. WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MAN WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE IN MY PLAN.

195. PANAMA.

196. - GLENN, I KNOW I MAY HAVE TAUNTED YOU,

197. EVEN OFFERED JACKIE MONEY, TO LEAVE YOU.

198. BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED

199. AND GO INTO THE WIND BUSINESS TOGETHER?

200. - YOU WANT TO BE IN BUSINESS WITH ME?

201. - GLENN, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

202. MY DAD CAN BE RUTHLESS.

203. - NOW, LOOK, YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HESITANT.

204. YES, YOU'RE MAKING A FEW BUCKS ON THIS WINDMILL,

205. BUT IF YOU WANT TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL,

206. YOU NEED A PARTNER,

207. A TOUGH BUSINESSMAN LIKE ME.

208. - LET'S DO IT.

209. MADAM, I'M ADAM.

210. THAT'S A PALINDROME, WHITEY.

211. - GOOD CHOICE, GLENDA.

212. I MEAN, GLENN.

213. I MEAN, SON.

214. EH, LET'S GO WITH GLENN.

215. - OOH, I HAVE A GREAT NAME FOR OUR COMPANY.

216. "GO HANG A SALAMI, I'M A LASAGNA HOG."

217. THAT'S ALSO A PALINDROME, WHITEY.

218. - YES, I KNOW.

219. I'M TRYING NOT TO STRANGLE YOU.

220. - TELEVISION?

221. JACKIE, I THOUGHT YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM THEM.

222. - OF COURSE I DID.

223. GIRLS, WAS I NOT CLEAR?

224. - NO, NO, YOU WERE VERY CLEAR.

225. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS CLEAR?

226. THIS.

227. - "WE KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE, LITTLE MISS PERFECT."

228. WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT, MOTHER?

229. - THE CREEPY RANSOM NOTE THING WAS MY IDEA.

230. - AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

231. - HERE'S AS PICTURE OF YOU FROM HIGH SCHOOL

232. MAKING OUT UNDER THE BLEACHERS.

233. SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT FOUND ITS WAY

234. INTO NEM-NEM'S PRAYER BOOK.

235. - WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?

236. - WE ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE,

237. AND THE FIRST ONE IS,

238. DID THE CLASS OF '89 REALLY RULE,

239. OR DID YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF WITH A CAN OF PAINT,

240. A BRICK WALL, AND AN ITCHY SPRAY FINGER?

241. - THOSE THINGS HAPPENED DECADES AGO.

242. GO AHEAD AND TELL GRANDMA.

243. SEE IF I CARE.

244. - OH, NEM-NEM.

245. - I CARE! I CARE!

246. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

247. - NO MORE CURFEW.

248. - NO MORE SAYING PLEASE AND THANK YOU

249. UNLESS WE'RE BEING SARCASTIC.

250. - AND NO MORE CHORES.

251. FROM NOW ON, THEY ALL GO TO THE BOY.

252. - HA-HA, WRONG BEAT, SCISSORS.

253. OW.

254. - FINE.

255. ALL RIGHT, CONOR, YOU WIN.

256. FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN MAKE THE BEDS,

257. LOAD THE DISHWASHER, AND SCRUB THE TOILETS.

258. - OH-HO, SWEET.

259. I'M SO PUMPED, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ASKING FOR THAT STUFF.

260. - HELLO.

261. GLENN MARTIN, D.D.S.

262. I'M INTERESTED IN SELLING YOU SOME WIND ENERGY.

263. - YEAH, WELL, MAYBE DENTISTS SELL ENERGY

264. TO YOU MOM AND POP UTILITIES, BUT THIS IS THE BIG TIME.

265. - MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND.

266. - WHOA. THAT'S A LOT OF WIND, MISTER.

267. PURE.

268. I LIKE IT.

269. - AND THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

270. - I'LL PAY YOU 50 BUCKS A BARREL,

271. BUT I NEED TO KNOW YOU CAN GUARANTEE SUPPLY.

272. HOW MANY WINDMILLS YOU GOT?

273. - EH, JUST THE ONE.

274. - HUNDRED. 100.

275. - 100?

276. IT'S A DEAL.

277. I'M GOANNA CELEBRATE BY GETTING RID

278. OF ALL THESE FLUORESCENT BULBS

279. AND PUTTING BACK IN THEM ENERGY WASTERS.

280. - UH, WHITEY, I'VE COUNTED AND RECOUNTED OUR WINDMILLS,

281. AND IT KEEPS COMING OUT ONE.

282. THE TRUTH IS LIKE DENTAL FLOSS, GLENN.

283. IT WORKS BEST WHEN IT'S TWISTED.

284. - I'M THRILLED YOU'RE USING DENTAL ANALOGIES,

285. BUT THEY'RE STILL GONNA FIND OUT WE DON'T HAVE 100 WINDMILLS.

286. - WELL, THEN, WE'LL JUST FIND A WAY TO BUILD MORE.

287. NOW, WIDOW MATTHEWS,

288. WE ARE WIND MEND.

289. AND WE'RE HERE TO OFFER YOU THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME.

290. OUR COMPANY...

291. - "GO HANG A SALAMI, I'M A LASAGNA HOG."

292. HAS DONE EXTENSIVE SURVEY OF YOUR PROPERTY FOR WIND,

293. AND SADLY, THERE IS NONE.

294. - NO WIND?

295. THEN WHAT'S THAT?

296. - WHOA!

297. WHOA!

298. - REMEMBER, GLENN, DENTAL FLOSS.

299. TWIST IT.

300. - MA'AM, LET ME EXPLAIN.

301. THAT'S FOOL'S WIND.

302. SOMETIMES THE AIR IS SO STILL,

303. IT CREATES THE ILLUSION OF WIND.

304. IT'S COMPLETELY WORTHLESS.

305. - BUT WE'RE WILLING TO PAY $1 AN ACRE

306. BECAUSE WE'RE SORRY YOU'RE A WIDOW.

307. - OH, THAT'S VERY KIND.

308. WHERE DO I SIGN?

309. - NICE TRY, FOOL'S WIND.

310. SHE'S ONTO YOU.

311. crash!

312. - AH!

313. - TA-DA.

314. - OH!

315. COMING AT YOU.

316. - OW!

317. - YEE-HAW!

318. - OW!

319. - GLENN, WE'VE BEEN POSING SILENTLY FOR FIVE HOURS.

320. WHAT'S THIS PAINTING FOR ANYWAY?

321. - IT'S A SURPRISE FOR WHITEY TO CELEBRATE YOUR PARTNERSHIP.

322. CONNER IS STANDING IN FOR WHITEY AND CANINE IS WHITEY'S BEER GUT.

323. - BUT WHY AM I HERE?

324. - YOU'RE STANDING IN FOR JENNIFER ANISTON.

325. WE THINK SHE'S CUTE.

326. - GLENN, EVER SINCE YOU GOT INTO THE WIND BUSINESS,

327. YOU'VE BECOME RUTHLESS,

328. LYING TO OLD LADIES, ONLY CARING ABOUT MONEY.

329. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BECOMING MY FATHER.

330. - WHITEY DOES WHAT'S NECESSARY TO PROVIDE FOR HIS FAMILY.

331. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

332. IF THAT MEANS WHEN I DIE, YOU HAVE NO HAPPY MEMORIES,

333. JUST A LOT OF MONEY TO SUE EACH OTHER OVER,

334. THEN I'VE DONE MY JOB.

335. - JUST REMEMBER, GLENN, I MARRIED YOU.

336. I DIDN'T MARRY MY FATHER.

337. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE, JACKIE.

338. MAYBE WE BOTH SHOULD HAVE.

339. - VOILA.

340. - GREAT, YOU GOT ME BLINKING.

341. START OVER.

342. - GIRLS, YOU NEED TO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK.

343. YOU NEED TO FINISH OUR HOMEWORK.

344. - AND DON'T FORGET TO SHOW OUR WORK.

345. - THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.

346. AND AS THOSE PHOTOS OF ME IN LAKE HAVASU ATTEST,

347. I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT GOING TOO FAR.

348. CONOR, I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO TURN.

349. THE GIRLS HAVE SOME INCRIMINATING PHOTOS OF ME,

350. AND I NEED YOU TO GET THEM.

351. - YOU MEAN LIKE A DETECTIVE?

352. - IF THAT GETS ME OUT OF THE ROOM FASTER, THEN YES.

353. - COOL.

354. CAN I PUT MY NAME ON THE DOOR?

355. CAN I GET A FEDORA?

356. CAN I WEAR GUMSHOES?

357. 'CAUSE I'M ALREADY HALFWAY THERE.

358. - JUST FIND THE PICTURES.

359. - JUST LIKE THAT, THE RED HEAD WAS GONE.

360. SHE WANTED ME TO DIG UP SOME PHOTOS,

361. BUT I HAD NO IDEA HOW THE CASE WAS GONNA DEVELOP.

362. - CONOR, STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF

363. AND FIND MY PICTURES.

364. - SORRY, MOM.

365. - JUST LIKE THAT, THE RED HEAD WAS GONE,

366. AND EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALMOST MY BEDTIME,

367. I COULD TELL THIS NIGHT WAS JUST GETTING STARTED.

368. OH!

369. crash!

370. - I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A MEETING.

371. I CALL DIBS ON THAT LAST PIGNOLI.

372. - GLENN, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

373. I'VE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS.

374. TAKE A LOOK AT OUR WIND FIELD.

375. - ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL, WHITEY?

376. SOMETHING YOU AND I DID TOGETHER.

377. - HOLD THAT THOUGHT, GLENN.

378. MY SUPER MILL.

379. - YOU MEAN OUR SUPER MILL?

380. - NO, GLENN, I MEAN MINE.

381. I BOUGHT ALL THE LAND UPWIND OF THE MILLS WE OWN TOGETHER.

382. - BUT THAT SUCKS UP ALL THE WIND,

383. MAKING OURS WORTHLESS.

384. - NO, OF COURSE NOT.

385. WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY THE DEAL.

386. - YOU DRAGGED MY WIND SHAKE.

387. - I SAW AN OPPORTUNITY AND I TOOK IT.

388. NO HARD FEELINGS. IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

389. AND A LITTLE HARD FEELINGS.

390. - BUT THAT WAS MY NEST EGG.

391. HOW AM I GONNA PROVIDE FOR MY FAMILY?

392. - JACKIE AND THE KIDS ARE MY FAMILY TOO.

393. THEY'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF.

394. - YOU ACTUALLY FORGOT TO MENTION—

395. - WENDY AND THE DOG ARE GOING TO BE FINE TOO.

396. - BUT WHITEY, I TRUSTED YOU.

397. WHOA!

398. - TORNADO!

399. - WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?

400. - I MESSED UP THE RAIN DANCE.

401. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE STEP, STEP, TURN,

402. NOT STEP, TURN, STEP.

403. THE WEATHER GOD'S A TOTAL STICKLER ABOUT TECHNIQUE.

404. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

405. UH-OH.

406. - HURRY UP, KIDS.

407. GET INTO THE SHELTER.

408. - DO WE REALLY HAVE TO GO IN THERE?

409. thwap!

410. - TO THE SHELTER!

411. - I'M NOT COMING.

412. A TORNADO IS A WIND MAN'S ULTIMATE DREAM.

413. IF I CAN CAPTURE THIS TWISTER, I'LL MAKE A KILLING.

414. - THAT'S MY DREAM, AND YOU'RE STEALING IT.

415. I'M GOING TOO.

416. - GLENN, YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE.

417. - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

418. MY HAIR DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH PRODUCT

419. TO WITHSTAND THAT KIND OF WIND.

420. BUT I'VE GOT TO PROJECT OUR NEST EGG.

421. WHOA.

422. OKAY, MAYBE I NEED A RUNNING START.

423. - ONCE THIS BLADE IS UP, I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE.

424. - NOT WITH MY WIND, YOU DON'T.

425. GIVE UP?

426. - NOT YET.

427. YOU WERE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY DAUGHTER.

428. YOU'RE JUST A STUPID...

429. - STUPID WHAT?

430. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE WIND.

431. OKAY, ONE WORD, TWO SYLLABLES.

432. FIRST SYLLABLE.

433. DRIVING. MAKE-OUT POINT.

434. FLAT TIRE.

435. TRIPLE A. A HELPFUL TRUCKER.

436. A JACK.

437. PANTS. JACK PANTS.

438. JACK PALANCE!

439. FIRM. BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF 'EM.

440. ASS. JACKASS!

441. YAY, I GOT IT!

442. WAIT, I'M THE JACKASS?

443. HEY.

444. - I KNOW WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A NATURAL DISASTER,

445. BUT DO YOU THINK WE CAN SEND YOUR MOM OUT ON A CALAMARI RUN?

446. - MM, POST PROM '86.

447. - MM, AND HAVE HER THROW IN SOME ZUCCHINI CIRCLES.

448. - WELL PLAYED, LADIES.

449. YOU DAMES THOUGHT YOU HAD IT ALL FIGURED OUT—

450. THE PERFECT PLAN.

451. AND YOU WOULD HAVE GOT AWAY WITH IT

452. YOU ADMITTED YOUR CRIME IN FRONT OF MY ASSOCIATE.

453. LOOKS LIKE I UNDERESTIMATED THOSE DOLLS

454. AND OVERESTIMATED MY ASSOCIATE.

455. - DON'T BE ALARMED.

456. IT'S JUST FOOL'S WIND.

457. OH!

458. - I DID IT.

459. I'M THE MAYOR OF AIR,

460. THE TYPHOON TYCOON,

461. THE DUKE OF WINDSOR.

462. AH!

463. EE-AH!

464. - OH, MY GOD, WHITEY'S BODY

465. CAN'T STAND UP TO THAT CENTRIFUGAL—

466. CENTRIPETAL— ALL THAT SPINNINESS.

467. - AH!

468. HERE COMES MY BREAKFAST SCOTCH.

469. - SERVES YOU RIGHT.

470. AND I'M KEEPING THIS CHANGE THAT FELL OUT OF YOUR POCKET.

471. - LOOK AT YOU,

472. PICKING UP A DYING MAN'S PENNIES.

473. I'VE TAUGHT YOU WELL.

474. - DAMN RIGHT, OLD MAN.

475. OH, MY GOD, I'VE BECOME WHITEY.

476. I HATE WHITEY.

477. AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT

478. TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY THIS TIME.

479. I'M COMING, WHITEY!

480. - GLENN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

481. - I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULDN'T DO,

482. THE RIGHT THING.

483. - STILL NOT FOOLED.

484. crash!

485. OKAY, I'M A BELIEVER.

486. - YOU'RE GOING TO DIE TOO, GLENN.

487. - NO, I'M NOT, WHITEY.

488. OUR COMBINED FATNESS IS GONNA STOP THIS THING.

489. THERE, YOU SEE?

490. UH-OH.

491. WHOA!

492. clang!

493. - GLENN, YOU SACRIFICED EVERYTHING TO SAVE MY LIFE.

494. - YOU'RE WELCOME, WHITEY.

495. - YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT.

496. BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE THE IDIOT THAT SAVED MY LIFE.

497. splat!

498. - WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

499. - OH, WE DECIDED TO TAKE OVER THE MASTER BEDROOM.

500. - IT JUST MAKES MORE SENSE BECAUSE WE'RE YOUR MASTERS.

501. DO YOU MIND GIVING US A HAND WITH THE ARMOIRE?

502. - AND BY GIVING US A HAND, WE MEAN, MOVE IT YOURSELF.

503. - OH, THAT'S IT.

504. I'M STOPPING THIS RIGHT NOW.

505. OH, MOTHER.

506. MOTHER, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU.

507. I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD THE PERFECT IMAGE OF ME,

508. BUT I NEED TO SHOW YOU THE TRUTH.

509. - OH, DEAR.

510. OH, MY.

511. OH, GOODNESS.

512. OH, I'M GONNA GIVE THIS ONE AN "OH, HEAVENS."

513. - AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M NOT PERFECT.

514. GRANTED, I'M WELL ABOVE AVERAGE IN THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT,

515. BUT MY ONLY REAL REGRET WAS SELLING OUT MY GIRLS

516. SO YOU WOULDN'T THINK LESS OF ME.

517. THEY'RE DAMN GOOD KIDS,

518. BLACKMAIL ASIDE.

519. JUDGE THEM FOR WHO THEY ARE.

520. DON'T HOLD THEM TO THE STANDARD YOU THOUGHT I WAS.

521. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, EXCEPT,

522. YOU MAKE ME SICK.

523. NOW I SEE WHERE YOUR GIRLS GET IT.

524. FOR SHAME.

525. DRINKING, SMOKING, MOONING?

526. - WAIT A SECOND.

527. I NEVER MOONED OUT OF A VW BUS.

528. AND I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE THAT BIRTHMARK.

529. IN FACT, THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON I KNOW WHO DOES.

530. - WHAT CAN I SAY? IT WAS THE '60s.

531. I'D RATHER THIS NOT GET OUT TO WHITEY.

532. - I THINK WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.

533. - YEAH, LET'S START WITH THOSE EARRINGS, MOTHER.

534. - I'M SORRY I LIED AND CHEATED,

535. AND I'M SORRY I TRIED TO STEAL YOUR BUSINESS.

536. - WHAT ELSE, DADDY/

537. - AND I'M SORRY THAT MY DAUGHTER

538. EVER MARRIED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.

539. - THANK YOU, WHITEY.

540. I KNOW THAT WAS HARD FOR YOU TO SAY.

541. AND NOW I KNOW THE MOST IMPORTANT INVESTMENT I CAN MAKE

542. IS TIME WITH MY FAMILY.

543. I THINK JACKIE USED THOSE EXACT WORDS EARLIER THIS WEEK.

544. OR MAYBE IT WAS A STATE FARM COMMERCIAL.