1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR;
HE'S UNIQUE,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. AND THERE'S CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'LL BE STICKIN' AROUND.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. - AH, THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.Copy !req
15. BUYING NEW OUTFITS,
MAKING CUTE LUNCHES,Copy !req
16. THEN SPENDING ALL DAY
SURFING FACEBOOKCopy !req
17. TO SEE HOW MY SO-CALLED FRIENDS
ARE WASTING THEIR LIVES.Copy !req
18. - MOM, STOP MAKING SUCH
A BIG DEAL.Copy !req
19. IT'S NOT REALLY SCHOOL.Copy !req
20. IT'S JUST A STUPID WEEK
OF STANDARDIZED TESTSCopy !req
21. FOR HOMESCHOOLED KIDS.Copy !req
22. YOU'D HAVE TO BE A LOSER
TO BE EXCITED ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
23. - I'M SO EXCITED TO SHOW OFF
MY NEW SADDLE SHOES.Copy !req
24. - I REST MY CASE.Copy !req
25. - AH, THIS OREGON SURE
IS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY.Copy !req
26. I'D MOVE HERE PERMANENTLYCopy !req
27. IF I WASN'T ALLERGIC TO FLANNEL,
BEARDS, AND SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS.Copy !req
28. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET YOU DOWN.Copy !req
29. zap!Copy !req
30. - MAYBE IT'S TIME
YOU GET A NEW CHAIR.Copy !req
31. - HA! YOU SOUND JUST LIKE
MY MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY.Copy !req
32. I COULDN'T GET RID
OF THIS CHAIR.Copy !req
33. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE
I'VE EVER HAD.Copy !req
34. CALL ME SENTIMENTAL...Copy !req
35. PLUS, IT'S PRACTICAL.Copy !req
36. THANKS TO THIS LITTLE GUY,Copy !req
37. I DON'T HAVE TO PAY
FOR A VASECTOMY.Copy !req
38. - DAD, DO YOU HAVE CHANGE
FOR A QUARTER?Copy !req
39. I WANT TO TIP WENDY
FOR CARRYING MY BOOKS,Copy !req
40. BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEEM
EXTRAVAGANT.Copy !req
41. - HERE'S A QUARTER AND A NICKEL
MELTED TOGETHER.Copy !req
42. I CALL IT A QUARKEL.Copy !req
43. SO FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW OUR TRADITION.Copy !req
44. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?Copy !req
45. - DAD!
I'M 11 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
46. I'M NOT A CHILD ANYMORE.Copy !req
47. - BUT IT'S OUR TRADITION.Copy !req
48. - FINE.
MAKE IT FAST.Copy !req
49. AH, MY LITTLE GIRL.Copy !req
50. - OKAY. OKAY.
NOW PUT ME DOWN.Copy !req
51. - EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
52. I KNOW THIS IS
A VERY TOUCHING MOMENT,Copy !req
53. BUT MY BEARD JUST CAUGHT FIRE.Copy !req
54. - EXCUSE ME, FRIENDLY STUDENT,Copy !req
55. MAY I SIT HERE?Copy !req
56. - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,
SADDLE SHOES.Copy !req
57. - OH.Copy !req
58. - NO DICE, SADDLE SHOES.Copy !req
59. - OH.Copy !req
60. IS IT OKAY IF I SIT HERE?Copy !req
61. - HECK YEAH!Copy !req
62. ANYTHING FOR A GUY WEARING
SADDLE SHOES.Copy !req
63. - SWEET!Copy !req
64. WHOA!Copy !req
65. HEY!Copy !req
66. - ATTENTION, KIDS.Copy !req
67. IF YOU FAIL THIS TEST,Copy !req
68. YOU'LL BE PUT BACK IN
REGULAR SCHOOL.Copy !req
69. AND IF YOU FAIL REGULAR SCHOOL,Copy !req
70. YOU'LL BE PUT BACK
IN HOMESCHOOL.Copy !req
71. THEN IT'S 'ROUND AND 'ROUND
UNTIL YOU'RE 18,Copy !req
72. AND THEN WE GIVE YOU A DIPLOMA.Copy !req
73. - UGH.Copy !req
74. THE THINGS ONE DOES
TO GET INTO YALE.Copy !req
75. - I THOUGHT ALL YOU HAD TO DO
TO GET INTO YALECopy !req
76. IS TANK YOUR SATs.Copy !req
77. - AT LEAST WE CAN AGREE NEITHER
OF US IS GOING TO COLUMBIA.Copy !req
78. - COLUMBIA.Copy !req
79. THEY MIGHT AS WELL JUST CALL IT
HARLEM TECH.Copy !req
80. OH, THE THREE OF US ARE GOING
TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN THIS WEEK.Copy !req
81. - SHARPEN THIS.Copy !req
82. - STUPID HOMESCHOOL KIDS.Copy !req
83. STUPID SADDLE SHOES.Copy !req
84. HA!Copy !req
85. OH!Copy !req
86. STUPID SADDLE SHOE
MYSTERIOUSLY THROWN BACK AT ME.Copy !req
87. HUH?Copy !req
88. - KNOCKY, KNOCKY.Copy !req
89. JUST SOME REFRESHMENTS
FOR COURTNEYCopy !req
90. AND HER HANDSOME LITTLE
STUDY BUDDY.Copy !req
91. - MOM!Copy !req
92. - THAT'S COOL.
I'M GOING.Copy !req
93. THERE'S BREATH MINTS
UNDER THE NAPKIN.Copy !req
94. - UGH.
MY MOM IS SO UNCOOL.Copy !req
95. - THAT'S RIGHT!
DON'T JUDGE HER BASED ON ME!Copy !req
96. - OOH, MISS HARVARD'S
A LITTLE TENSE.Copy !req
97. MAYBE IT'S TIME
FOR A TICKLE FIGHT.Copy !req
98. OOH, I GOTCHA.
I GOTCHA.Copy !req
99. - GUYS, DO YOU MIND?Copy !req
100. - WHAT ARE YOU
COMPLAINING ABOUT?Copy !req
101. COREY GOT YOU A GUY, TOO.Copy !req
102. - HIS LITTLE BROTHER, SPIKE?Copy !req
103. - HEY, HOTCAKES, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME A TOUR OF COUGAR TOWN?Copy !req
104. - SURE, CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND PUCKER UP.Copy !req
105. I'M AWARE THIS IS A DOG'S BUTT.Copy !req
106. I'M JUST SHOWING YOU
HOW FAR I'M WILLING TO GOCopy !req
107. TO GET A LITTLE KOREAN BARBECUE.Copy !req
108. - UGH!Copy !req
109. - HOLD STILL.
I'VE GOT TO FIX YOU.Copy !req
110. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
111. SEE, THAT WASN'T SO—Copy !req
112. OW!Copy !req
113. YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.Copy !req
114. - GLENN, I HAVE EXCITING NEWS.Copy !req
115. BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING
TO HATE IT,Copy !req
116. BUT IT'S REALLY SO WONDERFUL.Copy !req
117. - JUST TELL ME.Copy !req
118. - YOUR DAUGHTER HAS HER
FIRST BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
119. - WHAT?Copy !req
120. OOH!Copy !req
121. - OKAY, WE REALLY HAVE TO GET
RID OF THAT CHAIR.Copy !req
122. AW, HER FIRST KISS.Copy !req
123. - HUH?Copy !req
124. LOOK AT ME.
I'M IN DE NILE.Copy !req
125. THAT'S NICE.Copy !req
126. BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
127. USE THE MINT.Copy !req
128. - MOM!Copy !req
129. - I'M COOL.
I'M COOL.Copy !req
130. SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT COREY.Copy !req
131. WHY IS HE BEING HOMESCHOOLED?Copy !req
132. OH, GOD!
HE'S A FREAK.Copy !req
133. - COREY'S ONLY BEING
HOMESCHOOLEDCopy !req
134. BECAUSE HE'S A KIDNAPPING RISK.Copy !req
135. HIS PARENTS ARE BILLIONAIRES.Copy !req
136. - WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
137. - I'M FREAKING!
BUT IN A GOOD WAY.Copy !req
138. ISN'T THIS EXCITING, GLENN?Copy !req
139. - EXCITING?Copy !req
140. IS THERE A GIANT CHUNK
OF CONVERSATIONCopy !req
141. THAT I BLACKED OUT
AND COMPLETELY MISSED?Copy !req
142. ANYWAY, OFF TO—
OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
143. JACKIE, SOMEONE BROKE INTO
MY OFFICE, STOLE MY CHAIR,Copy !req
144. AND REPLACED IT
WITH A BETTER ONE.Copy !req
145. - ISN'T IT GREAT?
- NO.Copy !req
146. - OH, COME ON.Copy !req
147. YOU COULDN'T KEEP THAT OLD ONE
FOREVER.Copy !req
148. AND LOOK WHAT THIS ONE CAN DO.Copy !req
149. IT DOESN'T SPARK.
IT DOESN'T SMELL.Copy !req
150. AND CHECK OUT
THE LOW-RIDER FUNCTION.Copy !req
151. - YOU HAD NO RIGHT!Copy !req
152. - GLENN, IT'S JUST AN OBJECT,Copy !req
153. AND YOU HOLD ONTO EVERYTHING
TOO LONG.Copy !req
154. - NAME ONE THING.Copy !req
155. - YOUR OLD ANSWERING MACHINE.
THAT HUGE CAMCORDER.Copy !req
156. THOSE JORDACHE SHEETSCopy !req
157. THE DOCTOR SAID WERE SEPARATING
YOUR TESTICLES.Copy !req
158. - THIS IS DIFFERENT.Copy !req
159. I WANT MY CHAIR.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CHAIR?Copy !req
160. - I GAVE IT TO GOODWILL.Copy !req
161. - YOU GAVE IT AWAY?Copy !req
162. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
163. - GOODWILL HUNTING.Copy !req
164. YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS CHAIR,Copy !req
165. BECAUSE IT'S A LAWSUIT
WAITING TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
166. - WAIT, SOME HOT NUMBER
BROUGHT ONE INCopy !req
167. AND USED THOSE EXACT WORDS.Copy !req
168. - HOT NUMBER, HUH?Copy !req
169. SO SOMEONE ELSE GOT RID OF
A CHAIR TODAY, TOO.Copy !req
170. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?Copy !req
171. OUT OF MY CHAIR!Copy !req
172. WAIT, THIS ISN'T MINE.Copy !req
173. HEY, YOU LOOK TENSE.Copy !req
174. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SEEING
A MASSEUSE?Copy !req
175. zap!Copy !req
176. COULD IT BE?Copy !req
177. THAT'S IT!
THAT'S MY CHAIR!Copy !req
178. - HUH?Copy !req
179. - OOH, I WOULD NOT GIVE THIS GUY
A GOOD REVIEW ON YELP.Copy !req
180. - WHAT DID YOU DO
TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE?Copy !req
181. - I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.Copy !req
182. COULD YOU REPHRASE THE QUESTION
WITHOUT SAYING "BEAUTIFUL"?Copy !req
183. - IT'S THE MARK
OF THE BOY WIZARD.Copy !req
184. - DON'T HURT ME, BOY WIZARD!Copy !req
185. - AH!Copy !req
186. - HUH?Copy !req
187. - FRITZ, ITS VIOLENCE MAY SOLVE
ONE PROBLEM,Copy !req
188. BUT IT SOWS THE SEEDS
FOR ANOTHER.Copy !req
189. - YEAH, FRITZ.Copy !req
190. - COME ON, JUST LET ME KILL HIM
ONCE.Copy !req
191. - PLEASE, SIR.
I ONLY WANT MY CHAIR BACK.Copy !req
192. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.Copy !req
193. - BROTHER, YOU PUT YOURSELF
IN HARM'S WAY FOR A CHAIR,Copy !req
194. A MATERIAL OBJECT.Copy !req
195. THINK HOW SILLY THAT SOUNDS.Copy !req
196. - WELL, IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS COOL,Copy !req
197. BUT THAT MIGHT BE A FUNCTION OF
YOUR BEAUTIFUL BARITONE VOICE.Copy !req
198. - I ONCE WALKED YOUR PATH, ALL
WRAPPED UP IN MY POSSESSIONS—Copy !req
199. MY HOUSE, MY BMW,Copy !req
200. MY IRONICALLY HIP
PEZ DISPENSER COLLECTION—Copy !req
201. BUT THEN I REALIZED THEY WERE
JUST WEIGHING MY SOUL DOWN.Copy !req
202. - WOW.Copy !req
203. HOW HEAVY WERE THOSE
PEZ DISPENSERS?Copy !req
204. - INNER PEACE DOESN'T
COME FROM ATTACHMENTS.Copy !req
205. IT COMES FROM FREEDOM.Copy !req
206. YOU KNOW WHAT FREEDOM
LOOKS LIKE?Copy !req
207. GO AHEAD, BIG GUY.
SIT ON IT.Copy !req
208. - NAH, I DON'T NEED INNER PEACE.Copy !req
209. IN FACT, I WOULDN'T CHANGE
A THING ABOUT MY LIFE.Copy !req
210. AH!Copy !req
211. OOH.
WOW.Copy !req
212. THIS HAS GOT TO BE
THE MANLIEST THINGCopy !req
213. I'VE EVER HAD BETWEEN MY LEGS.Copy !req
214. - YOU READY FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
215. - I'VE BEEN READY
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFECopy !req
216. SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN.Copy !req
217. FREEDOM!Copy !req
218. OH!Copy !req
219. I JUST SWALLOWED A BIRD.Copy !req
220. IRONICALLY, I THINK IT WAS
A SWALLOW.Copy !req
221. - WHAT DID YOU GET
FOR NUMBER SIX?Copy !req
222. - "B."
THE LINES ARE PARALLEL.Copy !req
223. - WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE
LIKE TWO LINES AND GET PARALLEL?Copy !req
224. OH!Copy !req
225. - IF BY PARALLEL,
YOU MEAN WE NEVER MEET,Copy !req
226. THEN I'M ALL FOR IT.Copy !req
227. - OH!
THIS SOY IS SAUCY.Copy !req
228. - MY DAUGHTER TELLS ME SHE'S
GOING TO STUDY WITH A CUTE BOY,Copy !req
229. AND SHE ACTUALLY STUDIES?Copy !req
230. HOW IS SHE RELATED TO ME?Copy !req
231. OOH! AH!Copy !req
232. - THANKS FOR LETTING ME SIT
ON THE HANDLEBARS!Copy !req
233. - WHO'S HE?Copy !req
234. - OH, JUST BIG JIM:
LEADER OF MY MOTORCYCLE GANG.Copy !req
235. - YOUR MOTORCYCLE GANG?Copy !req
236. - JACKIE, WHY IS IT SO HARD
TO BELIEVECopy !req
237. THAT I WOULD GO OUT LOOKING
FOR A DENTAL CHAIRCopy !req
238. AND RETURN HOME
AN ASSOCIATE MEMBERCopy !req
239. OF THE OREGON HELL HOUNDS?Copy !req
240. NOW, BEER ME.Copy !req
241. OH, I'LL BEER MYSELF.Copy !req
242. I CAN GET YOU ONE, TOO,
IF YOU'D LIKE.Copy !req
243. HUH?Copy !req
244. DON'T HURT ME!Copy !req
245. OR SCUFF MY SADDLE SHOES.Copy !req
246. I PROMISE I...Copy !req
247. - MY GOODNESS.
A HUMAN?Copy !req
248. I SAW ONE IN A BLURRY PICTURE
ONCE,Copy !req
249. BUT I ASSUME
IT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED.Copy !req
250. - HUH?Copy !req
251. - I'M GOING TO CALL HIM
"SKUNKY,"Copy !req
252. ON ACCOUNT OF HIS VILE STENCH.Copy !req
253. OH, CAN I KEEP HIM,
MOTHER AND FATHER?Copy !req
254. CAN I KEEP HIM?Copy !req
255. - HEAVEN'S NO, TALBOT.Copy !req
256. YOU'RE NOT KEEPING THAT
DISGUSTING BEAST IN MY HOME.Copy !req
257. - BUT HE'S HUNGRY.Copy !req
258. - GREAT.
YOU FED HIM.Copy !req
259. NOW WE'LL NEVER GET RID OF HIM.Copy !req
260. SHOO! SHOO!
YOU NASTY CREATURE.Copy !req
261. - WAIT, SKUNKY.
COME BACK!Copy !req
262. - JACKIE, YOU WERE RIGHT.Copy !req
263. WHY DID I PLACE SO MUCH
IMPORTANCE ON THAT STUPID CHAIR?Copy !req
264. BIG JIM SHOWED ME ALL I NEED IS
A BIKE AND THE WIND IN MY HAIR.Copy !req
265. I DON'T NEED THESE
DENTAL YEARBOOKSCopy !req
266. OR THESE VHS TAPES
OF THIRTYSOMETHINGCopy !req
267. OR THESE STUPID BLUE SWEATERS.Copy !req
268. - NOW, GLENN, GETTING RID
OF CLUTTER IS HEALTHY,Copy !req
269. BUT YOU MIGHT BE GOING
OVERBOARD.Copy !req
270. - YOU COULD HAVE
THE CLOSET SPACE.Copy !req
271. - DONE.Copy !req
272. - MOM, DAD, COREY JUST ASKED ME
TO THE DANCE ON FRIDAY.Copy !req
273. - DO I REALLY NEED ALL THESE
GEORGE LOPEZ BOBBLEHEADS?Copy !req
274. AH, TWO'S FINE.Copy !req
275. - AH!
THE DANCE!Copy !req
276. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS
HAPPENING TO ME.Copy !req
277. AND YOU TOO, DEAR.Copy !req
278. - NO, IT'S TERRIBLE.Copy !req
279. COREY'S A REALLY GOOD DANCER,Copy !req
280. AND WHEN HE SEES
THAT I'M BAD AT IT,Copy !req
281. HE'S NOT GOING TO WANT
TO GO OUT WITH ME ANYMORE.Copy !req
282. - NO PROBLEM.
I CAN TEACH YOU.Copy !req
283. OKAY, JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.Copy !req
284. ONE, TWO, READY, GO.Copy !req
285. - OW!Copy !req
286. - OH!
- AH!Copy !req
287. - OH, NO!
HE'S GOING TO BREAK UP WITH US.Copy !req
288. I KNOW.
DAD CAN TEACH YOU.Copy !req
289. HE TOOK FOUR YEARS
OF BALLROOM DANCING IN COLLEGECopy !req
290. TO SATISFY HIS P.E. REQUIREMENT.Copy !req
291. WHO KNOWS WHY HE TOOK
THE OTHER EIGHT YEARS?Copy !req
292. - SO WILL YOU TEACH ME, DAD?Copy !req
293. - NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
294. I'LL PUT IT ON MY CALENDAR.Copy !req
295. - GLENN.
- WHAT?Copy !req
296. BIG JIM SAYS NO ATTACHMENTS.Copy !req
297. - COME ON, DOC.Copy !req
298. WE GOT AN APPOINTMENT
WITH FREEDOM,Copy !req
299. AND WE'RE FIVE MINUTES LATE.Copy !req
300. - FREEDOM'S THE NAME
OF A HENNA TATTOO ARTIST.Copy !req
301. IF YOU'RE NOT PUNCTUAL, SHE
DOESN'T OFFER YOU MINERAL WATER.Copy !req
302. YAHOO!Copy !req
303. - YOUR FATHER NEEDS THIS, DEAR.Copy !req
304. BUT DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
305. I WON'T GO THROUGH
MY MIDLIFE CRISISCopy !req
306. FOR ANOTHER 15 YEARS.Copy !req
307. - OOH! OOH!Copy !req
308. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
309. YEAH!
EAT THAT!Copy !req
310. - BACK STEP.
KICK, BALL, CHANGE.Copy !req
311. REST, REST, AND—Copy !req
312. AH!Copy !req
313. - OH!Copy !req
314. GO! GO! GO!
GO! GO! GO!Copy !req
315. YEAH!Copy !req
316. - THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, LADIES.Copy !req
317. - I'M TELLING YOU,Copy !req
318. IT WAS AN ENTIRE BIGFOOT FAMILY.Copy !req
319. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LANGUAGE.Copy !req
320. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN FURNITURE.Copy !req
321. THEY EVEN HAVE A VERSION
OF THE INTERNETCopy !req
322. THAT REQUIRES MOVING
AN ACTUAL MOUSE.Copy !req
323. - CONOR, IF YOU WANT
OUR ATTENTION,Copy !req
324. YOU DON'T NEED TO LIE.Copy !req
325. WE'RE BIKERS;
WE ONLY LIE ON THE STAND.Copy !req
326. - YEAH, WE DON'T REALLY DO THAT
IN GRYFFINDOR HOUSE.Copy !req
327. IT'S MORE OF A SLYTHERIN THING.Copy !req
328. WHY IS THIS MAKING ME TALK
LIKE THAT?Copy !req
329. AND HOW I CAN DO THIS?Copy !req
330. ACHO STEINHOFF.Copy !req
331. - THAT BEER AIN'T THE ONLY THING
LEVITATING.Copy !req
332. OH!Copy !req
333. - DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU,Copy !req
334. AND WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO TEACH ME?Copy !req
335. THE DANCE IS TONIGHT.Copy !req
336. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?Copy !req
337. - LOOKS LIKE I'M GETTING DEEPER
IN DE NILE.Copy !req
338. - I'VE BEEN HERE
SINCE MY WEDDING NIGHT.Copy !req
339. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
340. - SURE.
I HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID.Copy !req
341. I JUST WASN'T LISTENING.Copy !req
342. - THIS DANCE IS SUPER IMPORTANT
TO ME.Copy !req
343. YOU SAID YOU'D TEACH ME.Copy !req
344. - TEACH.
YOU CATS DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
345. YOUR GENERATION IS WAY TOO
HUNG UP ON BOOK LEARNINGCopy !req
346. AND KNOWLEDGE LEARNING.Copy !req
347. LIFE'S ABOUT LIFE LEARNING
AND STUFF DOINGCopy !req
348. AND LEARNING FROM BOOKS.Copy !req
349. AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU,Copy !req
350. OR ARE YOU JUST TOO FAR GONE?Copy !req
351. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.Copy !req
352. I'VE ENJOYED THE BEER
AND THE RAUNCHY SONGS—Copy !req
353. GOD KNOWS I'VE ENJOYED
THE EXTRA CLOSET SPACE—Copy !req
354. BUT YOUR DAUGHTER NEEDS YOU NOW.Copy !req
355. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BACK
TO BEING A FATHER.Copy !req
356. DON'T LET THAT UNDERCUT
WHAT I JUST SAID.Copy !req
357. - JACKIE, THESE GUYS
ARE FATHERS, TOO.Copy !req
358. - DAMN STRAIGHT.Copy !req
359. I PAY CHILD SUPPORT
IN MORE STATESCopy !req
360. THAN I COLLECT WELFARE IN.Copy !req
361. - COME ON, LET'S HIT THE STORE.Copy !req
362. WE'RE OUT OF BERTIE BOTT'S
ANY FLAVOR BEANS.Copy !req
363. - LET'S ROLL, LADIES.Copy !req
364. - OH...Copy !req
365. - ALL RIGHT, SON.Copy !req
366. WE KNOW YOU'VE BEFRIENDED
A HUMAN FOOT.Copy !req
367. NOW TELL US WHERE HE IS.Copy !req
368. - SO YOU CAN PERFORMCopy !req
369. YOUR BARBARIC SCIENTIFIC
EXPERIMENTS ON HIM?Copy !req
370. NEVER, AND HE'S FAR TOO SMART
TO BE CAUGHT BY YOU.Copy !req
371. - HELLO?Copy !req
372. BIGFOOT!Copy !req
373. I CAME BACK BECAUSE—Copy !req
374. - RUN, SKUNKY, RUN!Copy !req
375. - GOT HIM.Copy !req
376. - NO!Copy !req
377. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
WITH HIM?Copy !req
378. - DISSECT HIM, OF COURSE,Copy !req
379. WITH THE FINEST TECHNOLOGY
WE HAVE—Copy !req
380. WE'LL BASH HIS HEAD OPEN
WITH A ROCK.Copy !req
381. - WHOO!Copy !req
382. I FEEL SO LIBERATED FROM
MY FORMERLY SHACKLED LIFE.Copy !req
383. crash!Copy !req
384. - WAY TO GO, DOC.Copy !req
385. NOW WE CAN PICK UP
THE 7-10 SPLIT.Copy !req
386. - BOWLING.Copy !req
387. NOW, QUIDDITCH,
THAT'S A SPORT.Copy !req
388. - SO WHAT'S THE PLAN
FOR TONIGHT?Copy !req
389. - TONIGHT IS YOUR INITIATION
INTO OUR GANG.Copy !req
390. YOU'RE GOING TO GET ONE
OF THESE!Copy !req
391. I MEAN, ONE OF THESE.Copy !req
392. - WOW.Copy !req
393. I DON'T KNOW WHO'S AT
A BIGGER LOSS FOR WORDS,Copy !req
394. ME OR THAT MIME.Copy !req
395. - OOH!Copy !req
396. SPIKE, YOU ARE QUITE THE DANCER.Copy !req
397. - YO, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT,Copy !req
398. MY ASIAN SENSATION.Copy !req
399. OH!Copy !req
400. - AH!Copy !req
401. - YOU SURE, COREY?Copy !req
402. COME ON, COURTNEY.Copy !req
403. EVERYONE ELSE IS DANCING.Copy !req
404. - OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.Copy !req
405. JUST ONE MORE MINUTE.Copy !req
406. I'M KIND OF WAITING FOR SOMEONE.Copy !req
407. - FIND ME WHEN YOU'RE READY.Copy !req
408. - AH, YEAH, THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE
I'D RATHER BE.Copy !req
409. JUST ME AND MY GOOD BUDS GIVING
ME MY GANG INITIATION BEAT IN.Copy !req
410. WHICH ONE OF YOU JOKERS
USED BRASS KNUCKLES?Copy !req
411. - OKAY, DOC, BEFORE YOU BECOME
A FULL-FLEDGED HELL HOUND,Copy !req
412. THERE'S ONE LAST RITUAL.Copy !req
413. YOU MUST SACRIFICE AN OBJECT
OF SIGNIFICANCECopy !req
414. TO SYMBOLIZE YOUR BREAK
FROM THE PAST.Copy !req
415. OOP!
WRONG ONE.Copy !req
416. - WHOA, WHOA.
NOT MY OLD CHAIR.Copy !req
417. - YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH THIS, DO YOU?Copy !req
418. - NO, NO.Copy !req
419. NOW, IS THE MIME STILL
AN OPTION?Copy !req
420. - HEY, COURTNEY.Copy !req
421. - OH!
HE'S DANCING WITH ANOTHER GIRL.Copy !req
422. MOM, HE THINKS I'M NOT INTO HIM.Copy !req
423. - DON'T WORRY, HONEY.Copy !req
424. I'M SURE YOUR DAD WILL SHOW UP.Copy !req
425. I HOPE.Copy !req
426. OH, WHO KNOWS?
YOU'VE MET THE MAN.Copy !req
427. SPIKE, WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS
OF—Copy !req
428. - BACK OFF, OLD LADY.Copy !req
429. HE'S MINE!Copy !req
430. - OOH.
CAT FIGHT.Copy !req
431. SPIKEY LIKEY.Copy !req
432. - COME ON, GLENN.Copy !req
433. LET'S GO!Copy !req
434. - OH...Copy !req
435. - DOC, IT'S A CHAIR,
AND CHAIRS GET OLD.Copy !req
436. IT'S TIME TO LET GO.Copy !req
437. - YEAH, I'M GOING TO DO IT.Copy !req
438. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
I'M WAITING FOR.Copy !req
439. - DADDY, WHEN I GROW UP,Copy !req
440. I WANT TO MARRY YOU.Copy !req
441. I GOT YOU, COURTNEY!Copy !req
442. DADDY'S GOT YOU!Copy !req
443. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
444. IT'S NOT THE CHAIR
I WAS HOLDING ONTO.Copy !req
445. IT WAS COURTNEY.Copy !req
446. SHE'S GROWING UP SO FAST.Copy !req
447. MAYBE BEING IN THIS GANG
WAS MY WAY OF ABANDONING HERCopy !req
448. BEFORE SHE COULD ABANDON ME.Copy !req
449. HEY, LOOK AT ME!
I'M ON FIRE.Copy !req
450. I'M ON FIRE!Copy !req
451. AH! AH!Copy !req
452. - DOC, IT'S TOO LATE
FOR THE CHAIR,Copy !req
453. BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE
TO BE WITH YOUR LITTLE GIRL.Copy !req
454. GO.Copy !req
455. - YOU SURE?Copy !req
456. - THE BIKER LIFE AIN'T
FOR EVERYONE.Copy !req
457. I MISSED MY KIDS BEING BORN.Copy !req
458. - I MISSED MY DAUGHTER'S
FIRST MURDER TRIAL.Copy !req
459. - I MISSED DUMBLEDORE'S FUNERAL.Copy !req
460. - SO YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND
IF I JUST QUIT THE HELL HOUNDS?Copy !req
461. - NO PROBLEM AT ALL, MY
TRAVELING DENTIST TURNED ZENTISTCopy !req
462. NAMED GLENNTIST.Copy !req
463. THERE'S JUST ONE TECHNICALITY.Copy !req
464. - WE SORT OF HAVE TO JUMP YOU
OUT OF THE GANG,Copy !req
465. LIKE HOW WE JUMPED YOU IN.Copy !req
466. - IT'S HOW WE KEEP
OUR NONPROFIT DESIGNATION.Copy !req
467. - WELL, I GOT A DANCE TO GET TO,Copy !req
468. SO LET'S GET THIS
BEAT DOWN STARTED.Copy !req
469. I LOVE YOU GUYS.Copy !req
470. I WISH I'D BROUGHT MY CAMERA.Copy !req
471. - AREN'T YOU GOING TO
ANESTHETIZE HIMCopy !req
472. BEFORE DISSECTION?Copy !req
473. - NONSENSE.Copy !req
474. THESE HUMANS ARE TOO PRIMITIVE
TO FEEL PAIN.Copy !req
475. - AH!Copy !req
476. - I THINK HE'S TELLING US
IT TICKLES.Copy !req
477. - I'VE GOT TO GET YOU
OUT OF HERE, SKUNKY.Copy !req
478. RUN!
RUN TO SAFETY!Copy !req
479. - HUH?Copy !req
480. - NO. GO.Copy !req
481. - THEY WENT THIS WAY.Copy !req
482. I CAN PICK UP THAT HUMAN'S
VILE STENCH.Copy !req
483. - SKUNKY, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.Copy !req
484. - HUH?Copy !req
485. - GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
486. I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE.Copy !req
487. I HATE YOU!Copy !req
488. GO BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG!Copy !req
489. UGH?Copy !req
490. OW!Copy !req
491. - BOY, IS HE DENSE.Copy !req
492. - OKAY, MY HOMESCHOOL HOMIES,Copy !req
493. SECOND TO LAST SONG.Copy !req
494. WHO LIKE BIG BOTTOMS?Copy !req
495. - COME ON, COURTNEY.
I LOVE BIG BOTTOMS.Copy !req
496. - I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST THAT—Copy !req
497. - DOC, YOU CAN LET GO NOW.Copy !req
498. - THANKS, BIG JIM.
B.J.Copy !req
499. BIG JIM.Copy !req
500. DON'T WORRY, COURT.
DADDY'S HERE.Copy !req
501. - DAD!
TEACH ME TO DANCE.Copy !req
502. - GIVE ME YOUR RIGHT HAND.Copy !req
503. LEFT ARM BEHIND MY BACK.Copy !req
504. AND RIGHT, LEFT, BACK, STEP.Copy !req
505. - YOU'LL GET IT.Copy !req
506. START WITH THE LEFT.Copy !req
507. SLOW, SLOW, QUICK, QUICK.Copy !req
508. - UGH!
FORGET IT.Copy !req
509. I—WAIT.
I'M GETTING IT.Copy !req
510. I LOVE YOU, DADDY.Copy !req
511. - I LOVE YOU, BABY.Copy !req
512. I THINK WE'RE READY FOR YOU NOW.Copy !req
513. - LET'S GO.Copy !req
514. - UH-HUH,
UH-UH-UH-UH.Copy !req
515. YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
516. - OH!Copy !req
517. - OKAY, WE'RE OVER.Copy !req
518. - GUESS WHAT.
THIS PUNCH HAS BEEN SPIKED.Copy !req
519. OH!Copy !req
520. - WELL, IT'S OFF TO IDAHO,Copy !req
521. BECAUSE WE ARE ORE-GONE.Copy !req
522. YOU KNOW, THEY CALL THIS
BIGFOOT COUNTRY,Copy !req
523. BUT I DIDN'T SEE
A SINGLE BIGFOOT,Copy !req
524. HEAR A BIGFOOT HOWL,Copy !req
525. OR MEET ANYONE WHO EVEN CLAIMED
TO SEE A BIGFOOT.Copy !req
526. - I KEEP TELLING YOU,Copy !req
527. I SAW A WHOLE FAMILY
OF BIGFEET,Copy !req
528. AND A BIGFOOT SCIENTIST
THAT TRIED TO DISSECT ME.Copy !req
529. - CONOR, COME ON.Copy !req
530. I NEVER EVEN SAW YOU LEAVE
THE COUCH.Copy !req
531. HEY.Copy !req
532. HE DID LIKE ME.Copy !req
533. AND HE LIKED MY SADDLE SHOES.Copy !req