1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR;
HE'S UNIQUE,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. AND THERE'S CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'LL BE STICKIN' AROUND.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. MUST GET HOME.Copy !req
15. - HA!Copy !req
16. - AT LAST, I HAVE THE PLEASURECopy !req
17. OF KILLING THE GREAT
CAPTAIN KYLE.Copy !req
18. MAYBE YOU'LL PUT UP A FIGHT,Copy !req
19. UNLIKE YOUR ENSIGN.Copy !req
20. - EH, UGH!Copy !req
21. FAREWELL, CRUEL UNIVERSE.Copy !req
22. - GUH!
HAH!Copy !req
23. ANY LAST WORDS?Copy !req
24. YOU LOSE.Copy !req
25. PRINCESS QUADRAX!Copy !req
26. WHAT A SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!Copy !req
27. - AND I'M "UDDERLY" HAPPY
TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
28. - AND SCENE.Copy !req
29. - OH, OH, OOH.Copy !req
30. - I SAID, "SCENE," PETER.Copy !req
31. - AW, WE'RE DONE PLAYING?Copy !req
32. - PLAYING?Copy !req
33. WE'RE REENACTING A SCENECopy !req
34. FROM A 40-YEAR-OLD KID'S SHOW.Copy !req
35. HE MAKES IT SOUND
SO JUVENILE.Copy !req
36. - GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULDCopy !req
37. TAKE THE BATTERY
OUT OF THE STUN GUN NEXT TIME.Copy !req
38. - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LET
OUR HUSBANDS DRAG US TO AKRONCopy !req
39. FOR THIS STUPID
COSMO CON CONVENTION EVERY YEAR.Copy !req
40. - I THINK IT'S CUTE,
YOU KNOW,Copy !req
41. IN A "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GUY
FIGURED OUTCopy !req
42. HOW TO GIVE ME CHILDREN"
KIND OF WAY.Copy !req
43. - EVERY TIME BRANDON FORCES ME
TO GO TO ONE OF THESE THINGS,Copy !req
44. I MAKE HIM BUY ME SOMETHING.Copy !req
45. 2007.Copy !req
46. 2008.Copy !req
47. - I WON'T SHOW YOU
WHAT I GOT PIERCED FOR 2009.Copy !req
48. I WON'T SHOW BRANDON EITHER.Copy !req
49. SO WHAT DID GLENN BUY YOU?Copy !req
50. - UM...Copy !req
51. - OH, HONEY.Copy !req
52. THE MINUTE YOU LET HIM
TAKE YOUR RELATIONSHIPCopy !req
53. FOR GRANTED, IT'S OVER.Copy !req
54. - GLENN'S NOT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
55. HE PUTS OUR RELATIONSHIP
ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE.Copy !req
56. - GUYS, IF WE'RE GONNA WIN,Copy !req
57. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT
REHEARSAL ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE.Copy !req
58. - BUT YOU'RE NOT REHEARSING
TOMORROW, RIGHT?Copy !req
59. - OF COURSE NOT.
WHY NOT?Copy !req
60. - IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.Copy !req
61. - OF COURSE.
ANNIVERSARY OF WHAT?Copy !req
62. - YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?Copy !req
63. - FORGIVE ME WHILE I GASP.Copy !req
64. - PLAY THIS RIGHT, YOU CAN GET
A PAIR OF DIAMONDCopy !req
65. FRANKENSTEIN STUDS LIKE THESE.Copy !req
66. - OH, CAPTAIN KYLE, TAKE ME.Copy !req
67. - I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
68. TAKE HER WHERE?Copy !req
69. - OH, I'LL TELL YOU
WHERE HE TOOK HER.Copy !req
70. ACTUALLY, I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
71. - IT'S INTERESTING.Copy !req
72. WHEN KYLE FIGHTS A MAN,Copy !req
73. THEY'RE ALWAYS STANDING UP,Copy !req
74. BUT WHEN HE FIGHTS A WOMAN,Copy !req
75. THEY'RE ALWAYS
ON A BEARSKIN RUG.Copy !req
76. - UH, YOU WANT TO HANDLE
THIS ONE, DR. MARTIN?Copy !req
77. - NOT REALLY.Copy !req
78. ISN'T THAT MORE OF A JOB
FOR A PARENT OR A DOCTOR?Copy !req
79. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
80. KIDS, TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE SOMETHINGCopy !req
81. CALLED "THE TALK."Copy !req
82. NOT THE TALK!Copy !req
83. - WHAT'S THE TALK?Copy !req
84. - ALL I'M GONNA TELL YOU IS THAT
KIDS WHO GO IN FOR THE TALKCopy !req
85. NEVER COME OUT THE SAME.Copy !req
86. - HOW COULD YOU FORGET
OUR ANNIVERSARY IS TOMORROW?Copy !req
87. - IT'S TOMORROW?Copy !req
88. - THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING
TODAY,Copy !req
89. ESPECIALLY AFTER SEEING
EVERYTHINGCopy !req
90. BRANDON DOES FOR MARSHA.Copy !req
91. I'M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU TAKE
OUR RELATIONSHIP FOR GRANTED.Copy !req
92. - JACKIE, I SAID I WAS SORRY.Copy !req
93. WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY DOCopy !req
94. WITHOUT ACTUALLY
DOING SOMETHING?Copy !req
95. - THAT'S THE POINT.Copy !req
96. ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER
THAN WORDS.Copy !req
97. YA!Copy !req
98. OOH.Copy !req
99. - IT WOULD BE NICE
IF JUST ONE DAY A YEARCopy !req
100. YOU PUT A LITTLE EFFORT
INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
101. - OKAY, I COULD DO THAT.Copy !req
102. HOW ABOUT OUR ANNIVERSARY?Copy !req
103. THAT'S COMING UP SOON, RIGHT?Copy !req
104. - OH, YEAH.
TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req
105. TOMORROW I'M GONNA PLAN
SOMETHING FANTASTIC.Copy !req
106. IN FACT, I'M MAKING A NOTE
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
107. "ANNIVERSARY."Copy !req
108. - AW, THAT'S THE GLENN MARTIN
I FELL IN LOVE WITH.Copy !req
109. - UGH!
EGH!Copy !req
110. - AND THAT'S THE GLENN MARTIN
I MARRIED.Copy !req
111. - HEY!
WHAT THE—Copy !req
112. - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, JACKIE!Copy !req
113. - OH, GLENN, YOU REMEMBERED.Copy !req
114. - OF COURSE.Copy !req
115. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME
FIVE TIMES.Copy !req
116. FOUR DID THE TRICK.Copy !req
117. - OH, GLENN, ARE YOU SURE
YOU CAN HANDLE TONIGHT?Copy !req
118. BECAUSE IF YOU WANT
TO BOUNCE ANYTHING OFF ME—Copy !req
119. - GOT IT ALL PLANNED.Copy !req
120. I'M TAKING YOU TO A SHOW.Copy !req
121. - A SHOW?
YOU ALREADY GOT TICKETS?Copy !req
122. - OF COURSE I GOT TICKETS.Copy !req
123. YOU CAN'T GET INTO A SHOW
WITHOUT TICKETS,Copy !req
124. UNLESS YOU SNEAK IN
THROUGH THE BACK,Copy !req
125. WHICH YOU ARE...Copy !req
126. NOT COOL WITH?Copy !req
127. - I'LL GET THE TICKETS.Copy !req
128. - NO, I'LL GET THE TICKETS.Copy !req
129. - ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SLIPCopy !req
130. INTO THIS SEXY LITTLE NUMBER
TONIGHT.Copy !req
131. - THAT'S CONOR'S
CHRISTENING GOWN.Copy !req
132. - WE COULD CHRISTEN IT.Copy !req
133. TICKETS, TICKETS...Copy !req
134. - DAD, DON'T FORGET
TO GIVE US THE TALK.Copy !req
135. - DON'T REMIND HIM, STUPID!Copy !req
136. - OH, RIGHT, THE TALK.
ALMOST FORGOT.Copy !req
137. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
TO A LITTLE BOOKCopy !req
138. MY FATHER USED WHEN HE TAUGHT ME
THE FACTS OF LIFE,Copy !req
139. DADDY PUT WHAT IN WHERE?Copy !req
140. WHEN MOMMY AND DADDY
FIND EACH OTHER GROOVY,Copy !req
141. THEY PUT ON A ROMANTIC LP,
TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES, AND...Copy !req
142. OH, I FORGOT,
IT'S A POP-UP BOOK.Copy !req
143. - OH, HANG ON.
IT GETS WORSE.Copy !req
144. - TICKETS, TICKETS...Copy !req
145. OOH, THE TOURING SHOW
OF WICKED,Copy !req
146. STARRING THREE PEOPLE WHO WERE
VOTED OFF AMERICAN IDOL.Copy !req
147. - GLENN, WILL YOU TELL PETERCopy !req
148. THAT MY CHARACTER ISN'T HIDING
BEHIND A BOULDERCopy !req
149. BUT IS, IN FACT, WEARING
AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK?Copy !req
150. - THEN WHERE WAS THE CLOAK
IN THE PREVIOUS SCENE, BRANDON?Copy !req
151. WHERE WAS IT
IN THE PREVIOUS SCENE?Copy !req
152. - GUYS, THE ACTOR
WHO PLAYED CYRELLCopy !req
153. IS SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS
AT THE HOTEL.Copy !req
154. WE CAN GO RIGHT TO THE SOURCE.Copy !req
155. - BRILLIANT!Copy !req
156. I BET IF WE KIDNAP HIMCopy !req
157. AND THREATEN TO KILL HIS DOG,Copy !req
158. HE'D BE FORCED TO TELL US.Copy !req
159. - OR WE CAN WAIT IN LINE
AND ASK HIM.Copy !req
160. - IT'S 16 BUCKS TO GET IN.Copy !req
161. - RUN ME THROUGH
THAT DOG PLAN AGAIN.Copy !req
162. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST GOT
CYRELL'S AUTOGRAPH.Copy !req
163. - WOW, SEVEN HOURS IN LINECopy !req
164. AND IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.Copy !req
165. IN MY MIND I NEVER IMAGINEDCopy !req
166. HIS CHARACTER SMELLED
SO STRONGLY OF RUM.Copy !req
167. GO FOR CAPTAIN KYLE.Copy !req
168. - GLENN, IT'S ALMOST 7:00.Copy !req
169. DON'T WE HAVE TO LEAVE
FOR THE SHOW?Copy !req
170. - IT'S 7:00 ALREADY?Copy !req
171. - TIME FLIES ON MEEPZORP,
THE MUD PLANET.Copy !req
172. - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE,
HIGHEST PRIORITY OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
173. CRAP, I GOT TO BUY TICKETS
FOR SOMETHING!Copy !req
174. - GALLAGHER,
THE GUY WHO SMASHES WATERMELONS?Copy !req
175. - WELL, NOT THE GALLAGHER.Copy !req
176. HE SOLD HIS ACT
TO PETER GALLAGHER.Copy !req
177. HAT?Copy !req
178. - ALLOW ME TO DO MY FAVORITE
SCENE FROM THE O.C.Copy !req
179. WELCOME TO THE O.C., PEACH.Copy !req
180. - OW!
PEACH PIT?Copy !req
181. - JACKIE, YOU'RE THINKING
OF 90210, SO RUDE.Copy !req
182. - THIS IS THE BIG EVENT
YOU PLANNED?Copy !req
183. - THIS IS FOR THE AGENT
THAT DROPPED ME FROM C.A.A.Copy !req
184. - THIS IS NOT SOMETHING
I FRANTICALLY SLAPPED TOGETHERCopy !req
185. WHILE YOU WAITED IN THE TAXI.Copy !req
186. - THIS IS AMERICA'S FAVORITE DAD
FROM THE O.C.,Copy !req
187. BESIDES TATE DONOVAN.Copy !req
188. - ADMIT IT—YOU FORGOT
OUR ANNIVERSARY AGAIN,Copy !req
189. AFTER ALL WE TALKED ABOUT!Copy !req
190. - BUT, JACKIE...Copy !req
191. - I'M TALKING TO YOU.Copy !req
192. NO, LET'S JUST WATCH A MANCopy !req
193. DESTROY FOOD FOR TEPID LAUGHTERCopy !req
194. WHILE A BILLION CHILDREN STARVE
AROUND THE WORLD.Copy !req
195. - JACKIE, I SWEAR, I WILL NEVER
FORGET ANOTHER ANNIVERSARYCopy !req
196. AS LONG AS I LIVE.Copy !req
197. - THIS IS FOR THE GUY
WHO SAID I WAS TOO HAIRYCopy !req
198. TO PLAY CHANDLER ON FRIENDS.Copy !req
199. UGH!Copy !req
200. - I'M SEARING "ANNIVERSARY"
INTO MY BRAIN.Copy !req
201. LOOK.Copy !req
202. ANNIVERSARY, ANNIVERSARY,
ANNIVERSARY.Copy !req
203. - AND THIS IS FOR GALLAGHER,Copy !req
204. FOR TELLING ME THIS ACT
WAS A MONEY MACHINE.Copy !req
205. - GLENN!Copy !req
206. - IF I HAD TWO EYEBROWS,Copy !req
207. I'D RAISE ONE OF THEM
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
208. - DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
209. I'VE SEEN THIS INJURY
QUITE A BITCopy !req
210. SINCE PETER GALLAGHER
TOOK OVER THE ACT.Copy !req
211. - WILL HE BE OKAY?Copy !req
212. - OH, NO, HIS CAREER IS DEAD.Copy !req
213. - NO, MY HUSBAND,Copy !req
214. THE INJURED MAN
I ENTERED WITH.Copy !req
215. - WELL, HE TOOK A PRETTY GOOD
WALLOP TO THE BRAIN BONE.Copy !req
216. TAKE A LOOK.Copy !req
217. SEE, THE AREA OF THE BRAINAGE
THAT PERCEIVES TIME IS STUCK.Copy !req
218. HE MAY SUFFER SHORT-TERM
MEMORY LOSS FOR A FEW WEEKS.Copy !req
219. - HOW LONG IS HE GONNA BE
IN THE HOSPITAL?Copy !req
220. - HOW GOOD IS YOUR INSURANCE?Copy !req
221. - NOT GOOD.Copy !req
222. - SLIDE HIM OUT!Copy !req
223. - COME ON, DEAR.
LET'S GET YOU HOME.Copy !req
224. - OH...Copy !req
225. - HMM...Copy !req
226. I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS.Copy !req
227. - AH!Copy !req
228. - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, JACKIE.Copy !req
229. - ANNIVERSARY?Copy !req
230. GLENN, THAT WAS YESTERDAY.Copy !req
231. - NO, IT WASN'T.
IT'S TODAY.Copy !req
232. HUH, THIS MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF.Copy !req
233. ANYWAY, TONIGHT I'M GIVING YOU
THE MOST ROMANTIC NIGHTCopy !req
234. OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
235. NOW, WHAT WHERE YOU SAYING?Copy !req
236. - UM, JUST...Copy !req
237. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!Copy !req
238. - ALL RIGHT,
BREAKFAST IS SERVED,Copy !req
239. FOR MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDECopy !req
240. ON THE ANNIVERSARY
OF OUR ANNIVERSARY.Copy !req
241. NOW, YOU JUST SIT
ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL BUTTCopy !req
242. AND STUFF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE.Copy !req
243. I'LL GET THE FIREPLACE POKERCopy !req
244. AND SCRAPE THOSE PANCAKES
OFF THE CEILING.Copy !req
245. - HUH.Copy !req
246. - I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA
TO TAKE ADVANTAGECopy !req
247. OF DR. MARTIN'S HEAD INJURY
LIKE THIS.Copy !req
248. - LOOK, DR. MARTIN'S GIVEN ME
15 YEARSCopy !req
249. OF DISAPPOINTING ANNIVERSARIES.Copy !req
250. CAN'T I HAVE JUST ONE
THAT'S BETTER THAN TERRIBLE?Copy !req
251. - WHATEVER, AS LONG AS IT
DOESN'T AFFECT ME.Copy !req
252. - OH, KIDS, ALMOST FORGOT.Copy !req
253. WE NEED TO HAVE
THAT BIRDS AND BEES TALKCopy !req
254. THAT I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF
FOR SO LONG.Copy !req
255. - BUT, DAD, WE JUST HAD
THIS TALK YESTERDAY.Copy !req
256. - NICE TRY.
I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT.Copy !req
257. NOW, KIDS, WHEN A MAN
LOVES A WOMAN,Copy !req
258. OR AT LEAST TELLS HER HE DOES—Copy !req
259. - I'M TELLING YOU, WE ALREADY
KNOW THE BASICS.Copy !req
260. - NO NEED TO GO ANY FURTHER.Copy !req
261. - OH, I SEE.Copy !req
262. YOU NEED SOMETHING
MORE ADVANCED.Copy !req
263. WELL, MAYBE THIS COMPUTER COULD
BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE.Copy !req
264. GOOGLING "SEX" AND "TALK."Copy !req
265. "ENTER."Copy !req
266. - HI, I'M VANESSA.Copy !req
267. HERE'S JUST A FEW OF THE THINGS
I'LL DOCopy !req
268. AFTER YOU ENTER
A CREDIT CARD NUMBER.Copy !req
269. - WHOOPS!
I'LL JUST TURN THIS OFF.Copy !req
270. - EW!Copy !req
271. - ESCAPE!
ESCAPE!Copy !req
272. WHY WON'T YOU LET ME ESCAPE?Copy !req
273. OKAY, FIVE MINUTE BREAKCopy !req
274. WHILE WE CLEAN THE PLASMA
OFF THE WALL.Copy !req
275. VOILA.Copy !req
276. OR, AS WE SAY IN AMERICA,Copy !req
277. VIOLA.Copy !req
278. - THIS IS SO WONDERFUL.Copy !req
279. AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MENTIONED
COSMO CON ONCE.Copy !req
280. - AH, I STILL HAVE A COUPLE
OF DAYS TO REHEARSE.Copy !req
281. BUT OUR ANNIVERSARY ONLY HAPPENS
ONCE A YEAR.Copy !req
282. CONOR, CUE THE SHOOTING STAR!Copy !req
283. - THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.Copy !req
284. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU HAD IT IN YOU.Copy !req
285. - OH, YEAH.Copy !req
286. IN FACT, I DID
THE EXACT SAME SET-UPCopy !req
287. FOR MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND,
SUSAN NAPIER.Copy !req
288. - WHAT?Copy !req
289. - NOW, THAT WAS
A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN.Copy !req
290. DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THAT
ANYMORE.Copy !req
291. UH-OH, I KNOW THAT LOOK.Copy !req
292. THAT'S THE LOOK SUSAN GAVE ME
WHEN I TALKED ABOUT DONNA.Copy !req
293. NOW, DONNA—
VA-VA-VOOM.Copy !req
294. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M OUT.Copy !req
295. - UH-OH.Copy !req
296. WHOA-OH-OH-OH!Copy !req
297. - MAYBE WE'LL JUST TRY
THIS ANNIVERSARY THINGCopy !req
298. ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
299. - HEY, I WAS TRYING
TO ENJOY THE NEWSPAPERCopy !req
300. WHILE THEY STILL MAKE THEM.Copy !req
301. - WE CAN'T HAVE TODAY'S PAPER
IN THE RV.Copy !req
302. AS FAR AS DR. MARTIN KNOWS,
IT'S STILL THE 12TH.Copy !req
303. - JACKIE, CAN GLENN COME OUT
AND REHEARSE?Copy !req
304. - BEAT IT, NERDS.Copy !req
305. - AH, MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDECopy !req
306. ON THE ANNIVERSARY
OF OUR ANNIVERSARY.Copy !req
307. I HAVE THE MOST ROMANTIC EVENING
PLANNED.Copy !req
308. - WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE!Copy !req
309. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT YOU'VE PLANNED.Copy !req
310. NOTHING YOU USED
ON ANOTHER WOMAN, RIGHT?Copy !req
311. - I HAVE THE SECOND
MOST ROMANTIC EVENING PLANNED.Copy !req
312. WHOA, WHOA, WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?Copy !req
313. WE HAVE TO HAVE THE TALK.Copy !req
314. - NO, PLEASE!
- NOT THE TALK!Copy !req
315. - DON'T WORRY—AT LEAST YOU ONLY
HAVE TO DO THIS ONCE.Copy !req
316. - NOW, SOMEHOW,
THIS BOOK GOT BURNTCopy !req
317. AND THE COMPUTER'S BROKEN,Copy !req
318. SO I'VE DECIDED
TO ACT THINGS OUTCopy !req
319. USING YOUR BELOVED
CHILDHOOD DOLLS.Copy !req
320. WHEN HENRIETTA
AND FLOPPITY FREDDIECopy !req
321. HAVE LOVING FEELINGS
FOR EACH OTHER,Copy !req
322. FLOPPITY FREDDIE BECOMES, EH...Copy !req
323. UN-FLOPPITY.Copy !req
324. - I HAVE HAD YOU SINCE INFANCY!Copy !req
325. - OH, GLENN,
THIS REVOLVING RESTAURANT,Copy !req
326. IT'S SUCH A WONDERFUL IDEA.Copy !req
327. - WELL, THANK YOU.Copy !req
328. ALTHOUGH, I REALLY SHOULDN'T
TAKE CREDIT FOR INVENTING IT.Copy !req
329. - YOU REALLY PUT TOGETHER
A LOVELY ANNIVERSARY.Copy !req
330. - SURPRISED, HUH?Copy !req
331. I BET YOU THOUGHT
I WASN'T GONNA PULL IT—Copy !req
332. HOLY COW, THAT WAS EXPENSIVE.Copy !req
333. - GLENN,
IT WAS A LOVELY EVENING.Copy !req
334. PLEASE DON'T RUIN IN.Copy !req
335. - YOU JUST HAD TO ORDER
THE BOTTLED WATER.Copy !req
336. YOU COULDN'T GET A LITTLE
TAP WATER FROM THE BATHROOM?Copy !req
337. - IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
338. WE'LL JUST KEEP DOING THISCopy !req
339. TILL HE GETS IT RIGHT.Copy !req
340. OW!Copy !req
341. - AND NOW TO MAKE MY HONEY
EVEN SWEETER.Copy !req
342. - OH, MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDECopy !req
343. ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF OUR...Copy !req
344. OOH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WON'T
WEAR MY CONTACTS TONIGHT.Copy !req
345. SO YOU READY
FOR THE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
346. - I'VE BEEN READY FOR QUITE
SOME TIME NOW, GLENN.Copy !req
347. - WELL, I'M GONNA POP
INTO THE SHOWER, THEN,Copy !req
348. AND SLIP INTO
MY GAME DAY BOXERS.Copy !req
349. - HEY, JACKIE.Copy !req
350. WOOF.Copy !req
351. - IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER,Copy !req
352. I'D SAY YOU WERE
IN A BALLOONING ACCIDENT,Copy !req
353. THROWN INTO A BED OR ROSES,Copy !req
354. AND ATTACKED
BY A SWARM OF ANTS.Copy !req
355. - IT WAS A SWARM OF BEES.Copy !req
356. - IS GLENN READY?Copy !req
357. THE CONVENTION BLASTS OFF
IN T-MINUS 30.Copy !req
358. - AND GLENN AND I HAVEN'T
REHEARSED OUR KISS ALL WEEK.Copy !req
359. I HAD TO PRACTICE ON MY WIFE.Copy !req
360. - RIGHT, YOUR NERDICON
PERFORMANCE IS TONIGHT.Copy !req
361. OH, SORRY, GUYS,
BUT GLENN IS SICK.Copy !req
362. - OH, NO.
WHAT'S HE GOT?Copy !req
363. - HE CAME DOWN
WITH A BAD CASE OF COOL.Copy !req
364. - MRS. MARTIN, DR. MARTIN
WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THATCopy !req
365. FOR MONTHS UNTIL YOU TURNED HIM
INTO A ZOMBIE.Copy !req
366. - HE'S NOT A ZOMBIE.Copy !req
367. ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS.Copy !req
368. - LOOK, MRS. MARTIN—Copy !req
369. - NO, YOU LOOK.Copy !req
370. I DESERVE THIS.Copy !req
371. SO WHAT IF I'M KEEPING GLENNCopy !req
372. IN A PERPETUAL STATE
OF YESTERDAY?Copy !req
373. IT'S NO WORSE THAN WHAT
THE PRODUCERS OF WEBSTERCopy !req
374. DID TO EMMANUEL LEWIS.Copy !req
375. - FORGIVE ME
IF I DON'T UNDERSTANDCopy !req
376. YOUR 50-YEAR-OLD REFERENCES.Copy !req
377. - I AM THIS CLOSE TO HAVING
THE PERFECT ANNIVERSARY.Copy !req
378. TONIGHT WE'RE RE-CREATING
THE ENDINGCopy !req
379. OF SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLECopy !req
380. ON TOP OF THE AKRON
FIRST NATIONAL TOWER.Copy !req
381. IT MIGHT NOT BE AS MAJESTIC
AS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING,Copy !req
382. BUT IT DOES HAVE
TWICE AS MANY SUICIDES.Copy !req
383. - WOW, IF I WASN'T LIVING
FOR FREE UNDER YOUR ROOF...Copy !req
384. - JUST TELL DR. MARTIN
I'LL BE WAITING FOR HIMCopy !req
385. ON THE OBSERVATION DECK.Copy !req
386. AND YOU CAN SHAKE YOUR HEADCopy !req
387. BEHIND MY BACK ALL YOU WANT,Copy !req
388. BECAUSE I AM NOT TURNING AROUND.Copy !req
389. OH, DAMN IT!Copy !req
390. WHY DID I TURN AROUND?Copy !req
391. - ALL RIGHT, KIDS,
I'M OFF TO ROMANCE MOMMY.Copy !req
392. FANCY DINNER, BOTTLE OF WINE,Copy !req
393. AND THEN YOU KNOW
WHAT COMES NEXT.Copy !req
394. WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T,
WHICH REMINDS ME.Copy !req
395. WE NEED TO HAVE THE TALK.Copy !req
396. NO!Copy !req
397. - KIDS, I AM NOT LEAVING
UNTIL WE HAVE THE TALK!Copy !req
398. - YOU'LL BE SAFE IN HERE,
MR. MONK-MONK.Copy !req
399. WE HAVE TO GET DAD
BACK TO NORMAL.Copy !req
400. - BUT ACCORDING TO MOM,
THERE'S NO WAY TO REVERSE IT.Copy !req
401. - YOU KNOW,
ON DESTINATION COSMOSCopy !req
402. WHEN CAPTAIN KYLE WAS STUCK
IN AN ANTI-TIME LOOP,Copy !req
403. HIS CREW REVERSED ITCopy !req
404. WITH A COUNTER-POSITIVE
THERMAL CHARGE.Copy !req
405. - SPEAK ENGLISH, NERD.Copy !req
406. PIP-PIP, GUV'NUH.Copy !req
407. ON DESTINATION COSMOS—Copy !req
408. - AMERICAN ENGLISH!Copy !req
409. - WE NEED TO HIT HIM
ON THE HEAD AGAIN.Copy !req
410. - PETER GALLA—Copy !req
411. OOF!Copy !req
412. - HERE YOU GO.
TEN BUCKS.Copy !req
413. - THANKS.Copy !req
414. DON'T TELL MY AGENT I'M WORKING
FOR HALF MY QUOTE.Copy !req
415. - ARE YOU OKAY, THERE,
SUNSHINE?Copy !req
416. YOU'VE BEEN STANDING
ON THAT LEDGE FOR SOME TIME.Copy !req
417. NEED A PUSH?Copy !req
418. - I'M WAITING
FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL.Copy !req
419. - OH!Copy !req
420. IS THIS SOMEONE SPECIALCopy !req
421. STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?Copy !req
422. - SWEETIE!Copy !req
423. - DON'T SWEETIE ME.Copy !req
424. I KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.Copy !req
425. THE KIDS EXPLAINED EVERYTHING,Copy !req
426. AND PETER GALLAGHER CONFIRMED IT
WITH HIS EYEBROW.Copy !req
427. - PLEASE DON'T BE MAD.
I JUST—Copy !req
428. - YOU MADE ME MISS COSMO CON,Copy !req
429. AND WORSE, YOU LIED TO ME.Copy !req
430. I DON'T KNOW
HOW I'LL EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
431. - GLENN, WAIT!Copy !req
432. OH...Copy !req
433. - I STILL LOVE YOU, BABY.Copy !req
434. WHOA!
THIS WINE'S GOT RABIES!Copy !req
435. - GUYS, PLEASE.Copy !req
436. I'M SORRY I MISSED
THE RE-ENACTMENT.Copy !req
437. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT MY WIFE DID TO ME.Copy !req
438. - WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO IT IS,Copy !req
439. CAPTAIN JAMES K. JERK-FACECopy !req
440. OF THE STARSHIP STUPID GUY!Copy !req
441. - YEAH, GET IT ALL OUT NOW,
BRANDON,Copy !req
442. 'CAUSE ONCE WE GET ON THAT BUS,Copy !req
443. NERD LINGO GOES BACK IN THE BOX
FOR ANOTHER YEAR.Copy !req
444. - GLENN, DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID
WE LOOKED UP THERE WITHOUT YOU?Copy !req
445. OH!
MY MODESTY!Copy !req
446. - I DIDN'T MEAN
TO BAIL ON YOU GUYS.Copy !req
447. I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO EVERY
BIT OF THAT PERFORMANCE.Copy !req
448. - EVEN THE KISS?Copy !req
449. - EVEN THE KISS.Copy !req
450. - PROVE IT.
- PETER, PLEASE!Copy !req
451. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
452. I WILL PROVE IT.Copy !req
453. THERE'S ONE MORE DAY
OF COMPETITION.Copy !req
454. STAY.
WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW.Copy !req
455. - FORGET IT.Copy !req
456. THERE AREN'T ENOUGH
BLOOD DIAMONDS IN ZIMBABWECopy !req
457. TO KEEP ME HERE.Copy !req
458. COME ON!Copy !req
459. - SORRY, GLENN.Copy !req
460. I HAVE TAP DANCE TOMORROW,Copy !req
461. AND MY LESSONS ARE PRE-PAID.Copy !req
462. STUPID ZIPPER.Copy !req
463. - SO YOU'RE GOING
TO DO THE RE-ENACTMENTCopy !req
464. ALL BY YOURSELF?Copy !req
465. - I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS
ALL YEAR,Copy !req
466. AND YOU TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
467. - I'M SORRY.Copy !req
468. OH, AT LEAST LET ME HELP YOUCopy !req
469. ZIP UP YOUR UNITARD.Copy !req
470. - OH, BECAUSE I HAVE
A HEAD INJURY,Copy !req
471. NOW I'M A UNITARD.Copy !req
472. YOU ARE SO INSENSITIVE.Copy !req
473. - I TOLD YOU I WAS SORRY.Copy !req
474. WHAT ELSE COULD I SAY?Copy !req
475. - AS SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME,Copy !req
476. SOMETIMES WORDS
AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH.Copy !req
477. THAT VERY PERSON
WENT ON TO BETRAY ME.Copy !req
478. - OH.Copy !req
479. - IN CASE I WASN'T CLEAR,
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
480. AND BY "YOU," I MEAN JACKIE,
JACKIE MARTIN.Copy !req
481. - IT'S OKAY, MRS. MARTIN.Copy !req
482. HE'LL BE BACK.Copy !req
483. - WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WRONG
ABOUT EVERYTHING?Copy !req
484. LIKE WHEN YOU SAID
LYING TO GLENNCopy !req
485. WOULD HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES?Copy !req
486. - ACTUALLY, I KIND OF SAID
THE OPPOSITE.Copy !req
487. - I FEEL TERRIBLE.Copy !req
488. THIS WHOLE WEEK,
I'VE BEEN SO PREOCCUPIEDCopy !req
489. WITH WHAT GLENN COULD DO FOR ME,Copy !req
490. I NEVER CONSIDERED
WHAT I SHOULD DO FOR HIM.Copy !req
491. - RIGHT, BECAUSE
YOU'VE BEEN SELFISH.Copy !req
492. - UH, WENDY, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT ME NOW.Copy !req
493. OH, IF ONLY THERE WAS
SOME GRAND GESTURE I COULD DOCopy !req
494. TO MAKE THIS UP TO GLENN,
ANYTHING.Copy !req
495. - INTERESTING.Copy !req
496. LOOK WHAT PETER LEFT HERE.Copy !req
497. - HMM, ANYTHING AT ALL.Copy !req
498. - DR. MARTIN'S GONNA NEED
A CO-STAR.Copy !req
499. - UGH.Copy !req
500. - ONCE AGAIN,
MR. GEORGE TAKEI.Copy !req
501. - THE LAST RE-ENACTMENT
OF THE EVENINGCopy !req
502. WILL BE GLENN MARTIN
PERFORMING ACT IV SCENE IXCopy !req
503. FROM THE QUADRAX EQUATION,
WRITER'S DRAFT, SECOND REVISED.Copy !req
504. - THANK YOU, GEORGE TAKEI.Copy !req
505. I WILL BE PERFORMING
ALL FOUR PARTS ON MY OWN.Copy !req
506. MUST... GET... HOME.Copy !req
507. AT LAST, I HAVE THE PLEASURECopy !req
508. OF KILLING
THE GREAT CAPTAIN KYLE.Copy !req
509. MAYBE YOU'LL PUT A FIGHT,
UNLIKE YOUR ENSIGN.Copy !req
510. - OKAY, NOW I'M PRETENDING
TO BE DEAD.Copy !req
511. - BOO!
YOU STINK!Copy !req
512. - I WANT MY MOM'S MONEY BACK!Copy !req
513. EVERYONE!
PELT HIM WITH APPLES!Copy !req
514. - APPLE 2E!Copy !req
515. - FIRST-GENERATION
IPOD SHUFFLE!Copy !req
516. - UGH!
GUYS, BE PATIENT!Copy !req
517. HERE COMES
THE BIG KISSING SCENE.Copy !req
518. PRINCESS QUADRAX,
WHAT A SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT.Copy !req
519. - COME TO THIS PART OF SPACE
OFTEN, CAPTAIN?Copy !req
520. - WHOA.Copy !req
521. - TOTALLY AWESOME!Copy !req
522. - OH, JACKIE, YOU'VE NEVER
LOOKED MORE BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
523. - CALL ME QUADRAX.Copy !req
524. IT'S QUADRAX, RIGHT?Copy !req
525. - YEAH, QUADRAX.Copy !req
526. - WHY IS EVERYONE APPLAUDING?Copy !req
527. THEY'RE NOT FOLLOWING THE TEXT!Copy !req
528. - WHO CARES?Copy !req
529. THIS IS THE FIRST
REAL LIVE WOMANCopy !req
530. TO EVER SET FOOT
IN COSMO CON.Copy !req
531. - WELL, THE AUDIENCE HAS SPOKEN.Copy !req
532. WE HAVE OUR WINNERS.Copy !req
533. A PHOTOGRAPH
WITH THE BELOVED CAPTAIN KYLE.Copy !req
534. HOW ABOUT A KISS?Copy !req
535. - EW!Copy !req
536. - OH, JACKIE,
YOU HAVE TO DO IT.Copy !req
537. IT'S MY WILDEST FANTASY.Copy !req
538. - OKAY.Copy !req
539. NO, NO, GAH!Copy !req
540. AND NOW FOR
THE OTHER CAPTAIN KYLE.Copy !req
541. - NOW THAT THEY'VE KISSED,
IT'S TIME FOR QUADRAX AND KYLECopy !req
542. TO VIOLENTLY WRESTLE.Copy !req
543. - HEY, NERD, IN THAT SCENE
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,Copy !req
544. QUADRAX AND KYLE
AIN'T WRESTLING.Copy !req
545. - WHAT THEY'RE
REALLY DOING IS...Copy !req
546. - THAT'S HIGHLY ILLOGICAL.Copy !req
547. - I ALSO DON'T GET THE APPEAL.Copy !req
548. - SO, QUADRAX,
READY FOR ME TO...Copy !req
549. TAKE YOU TO ANOTHER DIMENSION?Copy !req
550. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE ME
TO THE E.R. FIRST.Copy !req
551. I'M COVERED IN AUTO PAINT.Copy !req