1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,
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3. SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.
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4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
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5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—
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6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!
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7. OUR SON, CONOR;
HE'S UNIQUE,
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8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—
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10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
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14. - IT'S A LONG FLY BALL,
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15. AND IT FOULS.
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16. SOME LUCKY FAN'S
TAKING THAT ONE HOME.
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17. - AH, FENWAY PARK.
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18. BATTLE FOR DOMINANCE?
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19. - YO, THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
IN SOUTHIE.
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20. thwack!
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21. - NO, THAT'S
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22. - OKAY,
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH BASEBALL
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23. FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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24. AND THE "DOG" TO THE "VET."
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25. - TRUST ME; THE "DOG" IS GONNA
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26. AT THE "VET,"
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27. WHEN I WAS A DOG.
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28. WOW, THAT WAS SO MUCH PRESSURE,
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29. THE WORD "VET" FOR "CAMP."
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30. - CAMP?
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31. I'M TOO DELICATE.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO.
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32. - UGH!
- AGH!
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33. - WHOA, THERE'S A FAN
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34. HE'S ON THE FIELD.
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35. YEAH, GIVE HIM THE T-BONE,
O'REILLY.
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36. IN SOUTHIE.
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37. - OH, HE GOT THAT RIGHT.
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38. - I'M SO EXCITED.
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39. TWO WEEKS WITH NO PARENTS.
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40. WE'RE GONNA HAVE.
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41. - ARCHERY.
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42. - CANOEING.
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43. - BERRY PICKING.
- BOYS IN BERRIES!
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44. OUR CAREER GOALS.
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45. THAT HE IS A BOY?
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46. - I DON'T WANT TO HAVE FUN.
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47. clink!
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48. HA! TRY MAKING ME
GO TO CAMP NOW.
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49. - OH...
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50. - CONOR, YOU'VE ALWAYS
HAD SEPARATION ANXIETY.
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51. MY EPISIOTOMY,
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52. YOU TRIED TO CRAWL BACK IN.
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53. OH, IT'S MY FAULT
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54. - WELL, SEND THE BOY UP HERE.
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55. NO ONE'S EVER ACCUSED ME
OF BEING TOO GOOD OF A FATHER.
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56. - WENDY, DID YOU SEE WHERE I PUT
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57. - I DON'T KNOW.
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58. I CAN'T FIND MY BUBBLE GUM
EITHER.
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59. - RELAX, SON.
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60. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE
CAMP OKWAHO.
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61. IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE
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62. THE MAN I AM TODAY.
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63. HARD TO BELIEVE,
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64. MAKING FRIENDS.
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65. - EAT IT.
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66. - HE'S SUCH A DORK.
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67. - FORTUNATELY,
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68. OF A WILD AND CRAZY COUNSELOR,
GARY "GONZO" GONZALES.
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69. - I'M GONZO GONZALES,
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70. THE TEN-MILE RACE.
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71. THAT SUMMER, I BECAME SOMETHING
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72. A WINNER.
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73. - GLENN!
GLENN!
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74. - IN A MINUTE, HONEY.
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75. YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE.
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76. - YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT A DEER!
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77. TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
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78. - HUH.
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79. splat!
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80. - WHAT DID I HIT?
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81. I JUST WARNED YOU ABOUT.
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82. - HOW CAN YOU TELL?
IT DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD.
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83. splat!
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84. HEY, YOU WERE RIGHT.
IT WAS A DEER.
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85. CAMP OKWAHO.
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86. THAT'S INDIAN
FOR "SNAPPING TURTLES,"
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87. YOU'LL BE SWIMMING IN.
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88. - SO THIS CAMP?
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89. INANE CHEERS,
FORCED ENTHUSIASM?
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90. - IT SEEMS FASCIST,
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91. BUT FOR SOME REASON,
I DON'T LIKE IT.
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92. - NONSENSE, GIRLS.
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93. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
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94. I THINK THEY BOUGHT IT.
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95. LET'S RUN.
- NOT YET.
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96. MEMORY LANE.
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97. HERE'S MEMORY LANE AND—
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98. OOH, THERE'S THE KINDLY OWNER,
MR. VERNON.
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99. - NO REFUNDS.
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100. - DON'T LEAVE ME.
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101. I CAN'T MAKE WATER
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102. - OH, SON,
THERE'S NO TOILETS HERE.
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103. IN THE GROUND.
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104. I BET THAT'S
HOW THEY DO IT IN SOUTHIE.
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105. - HOW ABOUT THAT?
YOU CAN MAKE WATER.
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106. SEE YA, SQUIRT.
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107. - GOOD-BYE, GIRLS.
I'LL MISS YOU.
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108. BUT I WON'T MISS
GETTING UP AT DAWN,
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109. COOKING 100 MEALS A DAY,
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110. LIKE I'M A FREAKING SLAVE.
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111. GLENN!
WE JUST GOT OUR LIVES BACK.
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112. - I'M GONZO GONZALES,
AND YOU'RE NOT.
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113. - HOLY GUACAMOLE.
CAN IT BE?
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114. BACK IN MY ROOM?
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115. - OH, GONZO,
YOU COULD BE MY FATHER.
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116. WORK FOR YOU, BABY.
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117. - GONZO!
THE MAN WHO CHANGED MY LIFE.
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118. IT'S ME, MARATHON MARTIN.
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119. - MARATHON!
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120. GIVE ME SOME SKIN.
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121. CHEESEBURGER,
CHEESEBURGER.
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122. - WOW, YOU'RE
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123. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN.
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124. HE'S SO COOL.
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125. 25 YEARS
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126. TO HAVE CAREERS AND FAMILIES.
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127. MEANWHILE, THIS RASCAL
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128. OF STUNTED ADOLESCENCE.
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129. - YEAH.
WELL, I'D HARDLY SAY—
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130. - SERIOUSLY, THAT'S THE KIND
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131. IN PSYCHIATRIC TEXTBOOKS.
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132. - WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT,
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133. I WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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134. I'M A MIDDLE-AGED MAN,
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135. AND TEN MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR,
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136. I'M FORCED TO LIVE
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137. - WOW, YOU'RE A COMPLETE WRECK.
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138. A MINUTE AGO, YOU WERE FINE.
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139. WHAT CHANGED?
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140. EXPERIENCE.
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141. - FRESH MEAT'S HERE.
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142. - I'LL JUST TAKE THE WORST BUNK.
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143. - WHAT YOU IN FOR?
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144. TO FIND MYSELF.
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145. TO REKINDLE THEIR LOVE.
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146. I WOULDN'T SIT ON THAT
IF I WERE YOU.
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147. - WHOA.
THANKS.
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148. EXPLODING WITH FEATHERS.
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149. - AND OVER HERE IS LAKE OKWAHO.
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150. LEGEND HAS IT, IT'S HAUNTED
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151. 100 YEARS AGO, A HANDSOME BOY
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152. AND RUN AWAY TOGETHER,
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153. BUT ALAS, HE WAS STRUCK
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154. THE LAKE IN SEARCH OF TRUE LOVE.
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155. ROMANTIC, ISN'T IT?
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156. WHEN I WAS A CAMPER HERE,
I MET MY TRUE LOVE.
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157. HE'LL RETURN FOR ME ONE DAY,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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158. TO GO THROUGH ORIENTATION?
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159. - NO, WE'RE COVERED.
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160. I'M FROM THE ORIENT.
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161. - LAD IN THE LAKE.
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162. ARE SO PATRONIZING.
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163. - BEG YOUR PARDON.
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164. SEEN MY TRUE LOVE?
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165. - WOW, HE'S HANDSOME.
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166. - UH-HUH.
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167. - OH, HELLO, FRIEND.
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168. - OH, LOOK AT THAT.
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169. IN MY STOMACH TOO.
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170. - 25 YEARS I WASTED.
thwack!
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171. YOUR OLD COUNSELOR.
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172. - THAT'S 9,125 DAYS.
thwack!
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173. - BUT, JACKIE,
HE'S A COMPLETE MESS.
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174. - THAT'S 219,000 HOURS.
OH, NO!
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175. I'M GREAT AT MATH,
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176. MAKING LANYARDS.
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177. thwack!
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178. - BUT THIS WAS OUR VACATION.
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179. YOU WERE GONNA GET.
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180. - REALLY, JACKIE?
- ALL RIGHT, NO ACTION.
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181. BUT THE OWNER'S
NOT GONNA LET US STAY HERE.
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182. - ACTUALLY, MR. VERNON HAS BEEN
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183. AS COUNSELORS.
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184. - THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
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185. AT A FIVE-STAR HOTEL,
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186. WE'RE STAYING IN THIS DUMP.
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187. - THAT ALSO SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
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188. - GREAT NEWS.
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189. ARE STAYING HERE AT CAMP.
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190. - HA HA!
I'M SAVED.
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191. THANK YOU, DAD.
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192. - OH, I'M NOT YOUR DAD ANYMORE.
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193. I'M JUST AN ORDINARY COUNSELOR.
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194. I WOULDN'T DREAM OF ROBBING YOU
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195. OF BEING ON YOUR OWN.
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196. - WHAT?
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197. - BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T
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198. SO, CONOR, RIGHT?
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199. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
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200. - THE KIDS ARE MEAN,
I HATE IT HERE,
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201. AND I WANT TO GO HOME.
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202. - HMM, WELL, THAT'S REALLY
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203. BUT IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK HE'D SAY?
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204. HE'D SAY CAMP
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205. TO REINVENT YOURSELF.
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206. SOMETHING HE WOULD SAY.
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207. BE THE PERSON I WANT TO BE.
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208. AND GIVE A STRANGE MAN A HUG.
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209. - YOO-HOO,
NEW FRIEND.
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210. COME OVER HERE.
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211. - WHERE YOU GOING,
FRESH MEAT?
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212. OR THE SALISBURY STEAK?
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213. - SMART GUY, HUH?
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214. - OH...
- FRESH MEAT'S NOW DEAD MEAT.
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215. - WHOA!
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216. thwack!
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217. - WOW.
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218. - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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219. - UH...
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220. - DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.
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221. - BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
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222. - OW!
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223. GO AWAY!
GOT IT!
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224. - WHY, MRS. MARTIN,
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225. FOR THE CAMP'S TALENT SHOW.
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226. - NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT VOLUNTEERING.
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227. TALENT SHOW STAFF ONLY.
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228. YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE.
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229. - SORRY, BOY.
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230. YOU KIDS WANT FAME?
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231. WELL, FAME COSTS.
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232. IS WHERE YOU START PAYING...
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233. IN SWEAT.
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234. - HEY,
WHERE'S MY ANKLE CUSHION?
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235. - THERE YOU GO, SOUTHIE.
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236. IT'D BE AN HONOR TO HAVE MY HEAD
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237. - THANKS.
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238. I MEAN, WHATEVER.
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239. - ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
FREE SWIM.
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240. BUT DON'T LET THE NAME
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241. COMES WITH A COST.
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242. - HAVE A NICE TRIP.
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243. clang!
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244. - HEY!
WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM LIKE THAT.
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245. - DON'T!
YOU'LL BLOW YOUR COVER.
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246. JUST LEAVE ME HERE.
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247. LONG ENOUGH TO NOT GO TO PROM.
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248. - YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
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249. AND SHOVE IT IN MY MOUTH.
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250. - YO, THAT'S HOW
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251. - HEY, LOSER.
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252. LIKE YOU HACKED UP YOUR LIFE?
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253. WHO'S THAT?
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254. IT'S ME, YOU WASTEOID.
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255. YOU'VE DONE TO US.
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256. FROM DARTMOUTH.
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257. BUT IT WAS IN PARTYING.
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258. AT ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR.
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259. A NEW DODGE EVERY MONTH,
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260. WITH UNGRATEFUL KIDS.
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261. SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
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262. STOP IT!
SHUT UP!
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263. - HA HA!
CLASSIC GONZO.
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264. CRAZY AS EVER.
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265. - I'M NOT CRAZY!
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266. I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
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267. - HO-HO!
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268. I'M GONNA DO FOR YOU
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269. EVICT YOU FROM BLUESVILLE.
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270. NOW, IS THERE SOMETHING
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271. TO ACT ON?
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275. WITH A CHAINSAW.
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276. - I DON'T KNOW.
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277. I'M AFRAID ONCE I FINISHED,
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278. - YEAH, MAYBE YOU
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279. WAIT.
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280. THIS HOCKEY MASK.
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281. IT WAS YOU.
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282. YES!
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283. FROM BEHIND THIS MASK.
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284. - OH, I'M SORRY.
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285. GONNA DRIVE YOU CRAZY?
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287. ALL THE PLEASURES PROVE.
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288. THAT VALLEYS GROW...
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289. - WOW.
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290. I FEEL LIKE I'VE DIED
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291. - OH, CHESTER.
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292. THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
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293. BOYS WERE A DISTRACTION!
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294. I LIKED HIM FIRST,
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295. WITHOUT A FIGHT.
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296. YOO-HOO, CHESTER.
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297. - HUZZAH.
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298. I'D NARY TURN DOWN
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299. - OH, YOU.
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300. - DO NOT FLIRT-SNORT WITH HIM.
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301. - AH!
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302. - LADIES, PLEASE.
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303. WOULD BREAK MY HEART,
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304. A CENTURY AGO.
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305. IS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU.
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306. I'LL DO SO ON THE MORROW
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307. IN A GAME SHOW FORMAT.
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308. - I'M GAME.
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309. - AND THAT'S WHY THE WARDEN
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310. - HEY, SOUTHIE,
I MADE YOU A WALLET,
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311. MY NANA GAVE ME.
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312. - THROW IT ON THE PILE.
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313. THIS YOUNG BRAVE,
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314. OF SUMMER SCHOOL.
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315. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE...
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316. - BRONX, 'CAUSE THAT'S
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317. THE BRONX.
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318. REPRESENT!
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319. - REPRESENTING'S COOL.
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320. - SO WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
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321. - SOUTHIE.
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322. - UH-OH.
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323. - OOH!
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324. - WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
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325. - I'M ASSERTING MY DOMINANCE.
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326. THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
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327. - OH, YEAH?
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328. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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329. AH—OHH.
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330. THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
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331. - NOT BAD.
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332. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, CAMPER?
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333. - AH, JOHN—
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334. - SO CLOSE.
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335. KEEP THE BROOM.
YOU'LL NEED IT ON THE CREW.
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336. OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
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337. - NOBODY'S NEXT.
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338. TO THE CREW.
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339. - OH!
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340. WITH ALL THESE AMATEURS?
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341. CACOPHONY OF PUBERTY,
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342. THERE'S AN ANGEL
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343. BY ME,
JACKIE MARTIN, ANGEL DISCOVERER.
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344. - OH, LORD, INDEED.
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345. KID, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
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346. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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347. SHUT UP!
YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!
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348. - WHAT A DIVA.
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349. YOU'RE A NATURAL.
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350. - YEAH, I DO A LOT OF FISHING
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351. PIRANHAS, GREAT WHITES.
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352. - WHOA.
AWESOME.
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353. - I'M STARTING TO THINK
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354. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH
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355. OF THIS?
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356. I'LL DO IT.
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357. - HA, THAT AIN'T TOUGH.
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358. I'LL SHOW YOU TOUGH.
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359. - I HAVEN'T WASTED MY LIFE.
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360. THE KIDS LOVE ME.
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361. THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.
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362. - HEY, GONZO!
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363. GO LONG!
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364. - SURE THING, BUD!
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365. - THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
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366. - DARN YOU KIDS!
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367. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY!
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368. - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT,
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369. - UH, I WAS GONNA PLAY
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370. BUT YOU KIND OF RUINED THAT.
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371. - THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
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372. BUT YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH
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373. - OH, WELL.
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374. - HE'S BACKING DOWN.
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375. - HE'S A SCAREDY-CAT.
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376. - NO WAY.
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377. I CAN DO
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378. SINGING HIS HEART OUT,
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379. IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CAMP.
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380. - BUT THAT'LL LEAVE
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381. HE'LL WEAR FOR
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382. - COOL!
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383. - I MEAN, I'LL DO IT?
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384. - THEY LAUGH NOW,
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385. BUT SOON THEY'LL SEE
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386. - WHOO-HOO!
WAH!
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387. thud!
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388. OH, I REMEMBER
SLAMMING INTO THAT SAME ROCK,
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389. OL' CRUNCHY.
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390. - HEY, COUNSELOR GLENN,
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391. SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO?
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392. - YEAH, IT'S CALLED MARRIAGE.
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393. PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER
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394. SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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395. YOU SEEM TO BE DOING GREAT.
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396. - YEAH, BUT MY FRIENDS
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398. - YOU KNOW, PUSHING YOURSELF
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399. THE TEN-MILE RACE FOR COLOR WAR.
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400. IN THE BEGINNING,
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402. I WAS CRYING LIKE A MAN.
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403. - OH, BUT, DAD—
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404. - CONOR, I COULD
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406. - YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
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407. I'M GONNA GO THROUGH WITH IT.
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408. - I'M PROUD OF YOU, BOY.
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409. - WHOA!
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410. crunch!
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411. - OOH!
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412. - TIEBREAKER QUESTION.
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414. LADIES, WHO DO YOU SUPPORT
IN THE UPCOMING ELECTION,
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415. WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN?
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416. - NEITHER!
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417. WOMEN DON'T DESERVE
THE RIGHT TO VOTE!
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418. WE'RE TOO SILLY!
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419. - DING!
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420. LITTLE RAILROAD WORKER.
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421. - YOU ARE SUCH A SELLOUT.
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422. - AT LEAST I DIDN'T GIVE
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423. ABOUT THE IRISH.
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424. - THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS.
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425. - MY DEARS, I HAVE REACHED
MY CONCLUSION.
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426. AH!
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427. - CHESTER MCCALL CHISLEHURST,
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428. YOU'RE COURTING
THE LIVING AGAIN!
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429. - WHO ARE YOU?
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430. - OY, IT'S THE OLD
ANCHOR AND CHAIN.
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431. DESANGUINATED CHESTER,
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432. NE'ER-DO-WELL SCALLYWAG.
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433. THIS ETERNITY'S
BEEN DRAGGING ON FOREVER.
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434. clang!
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435. OHH!
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436. - WHAT A JERK.
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437. IT'S GHOSTS LIKE HIM
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438. A CREEPY REPUTATION.
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439. - NO KIDDING.
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440. WE'LL EVER EXPERIENCE
IN OUR LIVES.
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441. - GROSS!
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442. - TONIGHT, I'LL SHOW THEM.
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443. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL.
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444. AGH!
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445. OH.
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446. - INTRODUCING JACKIE MARTIN.
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447. NO REFUNDS.
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448. - HANG ONTO YOUR HATS, BOYS.
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449. - OH!
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450. GIVES YOU STAGE FRIGHT.
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451. IF YOU BACK OUT.
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452. - BACK OUT?
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453. NO, THIS IS MY CHANCE
TO FIT IN.
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454. I NEED THIS, SOUTHIE.
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455. APPRECIATE THIS.
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456. I'M TAPING OVER GLEE.
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457. - HEY, KEEP THAT THING RUNNING.
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458. IS GONNA GO DOWN.
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459. - YES, INDEED,
DANIEL'S TROUSERS.
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460. - DUDE!
NOT IN FRONT OF THE COUNSELOR.
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461. - WHY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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462. YOU COULD TELL ME.
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463. I'M THE COOL COUNSELOR,
RIGHT?
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464. I'M BORAT, VERY NICE.
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465. HIGH FIVE.
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466. IS GONNA PANTS THAT KID.
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467. - WHAT?
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468. - WE GOT SOME CARVING TO DO!
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469. - YEAH!
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470. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BAND.
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471. OH, THANK YOU!
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472. YOU KNOW, OF THE MANY TALENTS
I'VE PUT ON DISPLAY TONIGHT,
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473. AND THERE ARE MANY,
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474. THERE'S ONE
I'VE YET TO SHOW YOU:
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475. MY TALENT FOR FINDING TALENT.
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476. CAMP OKWAHO, I PRESENT YOU
DANIEL MCGUFFIN-SCHWARTZ.
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477. - HI.
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478. UH, I'M GONNA SING
AMAZING GRACE.
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479. - OH, CONOR,
WHAT HAVE I STEERED YOU TO?
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480. - GO FOR IT!
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481. - OH.
WHAT AM I DOING?
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482. I WANT TO BE.
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483. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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484. - I'M BEING YOUR FRIEND.
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485. - NO, YOU'RE NOT!
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486. YOU'RE STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT,
JERK!
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487. - YEAH!
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488. - UGH!
- WHOA!
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489. - THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
IN WESTPORT, CONNECTICUT.
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490. - HE DIDN'T DO IT.
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491. HE DIDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT.
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492. - OH, NO.
POOR CONOR.
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493. FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
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494. - NO, THIS IS CAMP.
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495. EVEN CRAZIER IS GONNA HAPPEN.
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496. - SEE, NEGATIVE NELLY?
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497. - ALL RIGHT, YOU KIDS.
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498. OF YOUR LIVES!
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499. OUT OF YOUR FUNK,
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500. YOU NUT JOB.
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501. - I LOVE YOU, MAN!
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502. - BACK AT YOU, BRO.
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503. crunch!
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504. - WHOA!
- OH, NO!
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505. - HA, VOLLEY.
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506. - AH, THERE'S MY BOY,
WHACKING THE OLD SHUTTLECOCK,
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507. JUST LIKE HIS POPS.
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508. - SORRY, CONOR.
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509. - THIS PLACE IS MAGIC, GLENN.
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510. THREE DAYS AGO,
THOSE KIDS WERE ENEMIES.
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511. NOW THEY'RE
THE BEST OF FRIENDS.
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512. IF YOU WANT BOYS TO CONNECT,
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513. THEIR PANTS.
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