Glenn Martin, DDS 2x10

1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN, FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,

2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER AND DENTIST.

3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.

4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

5. SO IT'S ME, MY WIFE, JACKIE—

6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST— OH!

7. OUR SON, CONOR; HE'S UNIQUE,

8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—

9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING FOR HER ONE DAY.

10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY ALREADY IS.

11. AND THERE'S CANINE.

12. HE'LL BE STICKIN' AROUND.

13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?

14. - SO WE COULD REALLY DECIDE HOW THIS BABY WILL LOOK?

15. MY GREEN EYES, MY FULL LIPS,

16. MY HUSBAND'S WARM SKIN TONE WITHOUT THE ECZEMA?

17. - THE TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING, ISN'T IT?

18. WE'RE MAKING DREAMS COME TRUE.

19. - DREAMS OR NIGHTMARES?

20. THIS IS SCIENCE RUN AMOK.

21. SURE, YOU MIGHT GET THE PERFECT BABY,

22. BUT AT WHAT COST?

23. - OH, GLENN, CALM DOWN.

24. WE'RE JUST BUYING AN AMERICAN PRINCESS DOLL.

25. - YEAH, BUT IT'S 200 BUCKS.

26. YOU KNOW, IF THE WHOLE IDEA IS TO GET COURTNEY

27. A BABY TO PLAY WITH,

28. IT WOULD BE A LOT CHEAPER TO MAKE A REAL ONE.

29. - BUT NOT AS MUCH FUN.

30. COURTNEY, DO YOU WANT YOUR DOLL'S BELLY BUTTON

31. TO BE AN INNIE OR AN OUTIE

32. OR LIKE YOUR FATHER'S, WHICH IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND?

33. - EH, SURPRISE ME.

34. I WANT TO GO LONG ON ANOTHER 500 SHARES OF HAIRATOL.

35. DO YOU HEAR ME?

36. - YEAH, I HEAR YOU.

37. I HEAR YOU TWICE, ACTUALLY.

38. THIS IS A VERY STRESSFUL WAY TO COMMUNICATE.

39. - COURTNEY, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

40. WE DROVE ALL THE WAY HERE JUST FOR YOU.

41. - MOM, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ACCEPT

42. THAT THIS IS NOT ME?

43. - AW.

44. - NOW, BEFORE I HIT "BUY,"

45. YOU KNOW YOU'RE RISKING EVERYTHING IN YOUR PORTFOLIO

46. AND YOUR PIGGY BANK.

47. - COURTNEY MARTIN DOESN'T DO THINGS HALFWAY.

48. I'M TELLING YOU, HAIRATOL IS A BLOCKBUSTER NEW DRUG

49. THAT'S GONNA MAKE BALDNESS A THING OF THE PAST.

50. - THANK GOD.

51. PEOPLE CAN BE SO CRUEL.

52. - SORRY. WE DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

53. - YEAH, WE WERE TOO BUSY LOOKING

54. FOR NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FOOTPRINTS ON YOUR HEAD.

55. - WE HAVE TO LAUGH NOW BECAUSE SOON HE'LL BE CURED.

56. OH, GROSS.

57. IT HIT THE FLOOR.

58. BUT THESE DIDN'T HIT THE FLOOR,

59. AND THEY'RE PRECHEWED FOR MY CONVENIENCE.

60. CHECK IT OUT.

61. pop!

62. - UH, I CAN FIX IT.

63. TA-DA.

64. - THAT BOY TOOK THAT DOLL FROM KATE GOSSELIN TO KATE MOSS

65. ALL THE WAY TO KATE HUDSON.

66. - IF I COULD CLAP, I WOULD.

67. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

68. - MY MOM LIKES DOING GIRLY STUFF.

69. MY SISTER STOPPED BEING A GIRL AT THREE,

70. SO I KIND OF STEPPED UP MY GAME.

71. - HOW CAN COURTNEY NOT LOVE THIS PLACE?

72. AH, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE.

73. - YEAH, BEFORE WE GET STUCK PAYING FOR THIS.

74. - CONGRATULATIONS, MARTINS.

75. IT'S A GIRL.

76. WOULD YOU LIKE TO CUT THE PRICE TAG?

77. MAMA, I WANT TO PLAY.

78. - LIFE IS FULL OF DISAPPOINTMENTS.

79. BETTER YOU LEARN IT EARLY, KID.

80. thud!

81. AH, WHY DO I KEEP HITTING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL?

82. - THAT WAS YOUR HEAD?

83. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE DOLL'S.

84. - I KNOW IT'S A WASTE OF TIME,

85. BUT I'VE ALWAYS WISHED COURTNEY WOULD LIKE THE SAME THINGS

86. I DID AS A LITTLE GIRL.

87. - LOOK, COURTNEY, IT'S A PONY.

88. YOU COULD COMB ITS HAIR, TELL IT SECRETS.

89. - PONIES ARE FOR BABIES.

90. - ERGO, IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT...

91. - AH!

92. NEAT.

93. I'M A WALRUS.

94. - AW.

95. - LIFE ISN'T THE AMERICAN PRINCESS STORE.

96. YOU CAN'T CUSTOM DESIGN YOUR KIDS OR YOUR DOG.

97. I MEAN, THE BREEDER DIDN'T MENTION THAT ON HIS WEBSITE.

98. - I KNOW, AND I LOVE COURTNEY WITH ALL MY HEART.

99. I JUST WISH SHE—

100. - WAS A BOY. - NO.

101. - WAS PRETTIER. - GOD, NO.

102. - HAD MONKEY STRENGTH AND X-RAY EYES?

103. - GOOD NIGHT, GLENN.

104. - GREAT, YOU WANTED A PRETTY BOY

105. WITH MONKEY STRENGTH AND X-RAY EYES,

106. AND I'M THE BAD GUY.

107. I'M HUNGRY.

108. FEED ME.

109. - JACKIE, THE DOLL.

110. - FEED ME. FEED ME. FEED ME.

111. - OH.

112. - FEED ME. FEED ME. FEED ME.

113. - OH, THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I EVER—

114. KIND OF REMINDS ME OF WHEN THE KIDS WERE YOUNG.

115. splat!

116. OH, I CAN'T GET MAD AT YOU.

117. NO, NO, I CAN'T.

118. - NO!

119. - OH, SWEETIE, ARE YOU OKAY?

120. - THE STOCK COURTNEY SUNK ALL HER MONEY INTO,

121. IT'S WORTHLESS.

122. - HAIRATOL LOST FDA APPROVAL

123. BECAUSE OF UNCONTROLLABLE HAIR GROWTH IN UNWANTED PLACES.

124. - I CAN'T CUT IT FAST ENOUGH.

125. - OH. - GROSS.

126. - THIS FEELING, IT'S STRANGE AND NEW TO ME.

127. IT'S LIKE SUCCESS, BUT THE OPPOSITE.

128. IS THERE A WORD FOR THAT?

129. - IT'S CALLED FAILURE.

130. - FAIL-URE.

131. FAIL...

132. - OH, HONEY.

133. - UGH, IT WAS CUTE WHEN THE BABY DID IT.

134. - LOOK, DUPONT'S DOWN SIX.

135. DOESN'T THE DEMISE OF YOUR ENEMIES

136. MAKE YOU HUNGRY?

137. - HONEY, FAILURE IS PART OF LIFE.

138. TAKE BASEBALL.

139. EVEN THE GREATS FAIL SEVEN OUT OF TEN TIMES.

140. - SAME WITH DENTISTRY.

141. WHAT? IT'S DARK IN A MOUTH.

142. IT'S HARD TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

143. - DON'T BE SAD. I'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH.

144. clang!

145. SO IF "X" IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND "E" IS ENERGY,

146. I THINK I'VE JUST DISCOVERED COLD FUSION.

147. - COURTNEY'S BODY DOESN'T KNOW

148. HOW TO PHYSICALLY REACT TO FAILURE,

149. SO IT'S SHUTTING DOWN.

150. SHE'S DOWN TO HER LAST $5,000.

151. - DOWN TO HER LAST $5,000?

152. I'M NOT EVEN UP TO MY LAST $5,000.

153. - COME ON, COURTNEY, WE CAN GET IT BACK.

154. WE'LL REINVEST, OPEN A SWEATSHOP,

155. MAYBE EVEN START A PONZI SCHEME.

156. - OOH, I WANT IN.

157. DO I MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO "PONZI SCHEME?"

158. - NO, NO MORE SCHEMES OR STOCK TIPS.

159. FROM NOW ON, COURTNEY'S GOING TO ACT LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

160. - BUT THAT'S NOT WHO SHE IS.

161. - WELL, IT IS NOW.

162. LOOK, IT'S A PONY.

163. YOU COULD COMB ITS HAIR, TELL IT SECRETS.

164. THERE YOU GO.

165. - PRETTY PONY.

166. - HEY, IT'S WORKING.

167. - TRUST ME, BY THE TIME SHE'S 12,

168. I'LL HAVE HER ACTING LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD.

169. - IF THIS FORMULA CHECKS OUT, IT'LL ERADICATE GLOBAL WARMING.

170. THE SLOPE OF THIS CURVE AND THIS CURVE COMBINE TO MAKE—

171. OW!

172. BOOBIES.

173. - MORE TEA, LORD TUSKINGTON?

174. OH, JUST ONE MORE CUP, PONY BLAIR.

175. - THAT'S HUMOROUS.

176. I LIKE BEING A CHILD.

177. - SERVING WATER FROM A TEAPOT?

178. HORSES NAMED AFTER FORMER PRIME MINISTERS?

179. WE SHOULD BE WATCHING CNBC.

180. IT'S TOO NICE A DAY TO BE OUTSIDE.

181. - GOOD. MORE PRETEND TEA FOR US.

182. - OH, NO, PONY.

183. I LOVED IT TOO HARD.

184. I'M SUPPOSED TO CRY NOW, RIGHT?

185. - OKAY, IF IT FEELS RIGHT.

186. - OH, IT'S OKAY.

187. - PONY! I WANT A PONY!

188. - WHOA, YOU ARE REALLY GETTING THIS LITTLE GIRL THING DOWN.

189. - COUNT BACKWARDS FROM THREE AND YOU'LL BE OUT.

190. - THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO.

191. NEGATIVE ONE, NEGATIVE TWO.

192. - HUH?

193. - AW, SHE'S SITTING ON THE GAS TUBE.

194. LOOK AT YOU CAUSING ALL THIS TROUBLE.

195. I'M GONNA CALL YOU BABY HIJINX.

196. - MAMA. MAMA.

197. - AW, THAT'S RIGHT.

198. I'M YOUR MAMA.

199. - GLENN, COME SEE WHAT COURTNEY BOUGHT.

200. WE WENT SHOPPING,

201. AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND—

202. - YOU GOT A NEW TOY PONY?

203. - OH, DAD, COURTNEY MARTIN DOESN'T DO ANYTHING HALFWAY.

204. I BOUGHT A REAL PONY.

205. - WHAT?

206. pbbbt! thud!

207. - WE CAN'T AFFORD A HORSE.

208. WE HAVE FOUR KIDS TO FEED.

209. - FOUR?

210. - I WAS COUNTING WENDY.

211. - UGH.

212. - ISN'T SHE THE MOST MAGICAL PONY EVER?

213. HER NAME IS WENDY.

214. - HER NAME CAN'T BE WENDY.

215. THAT'S PRACTICALLY MY NAME.

216. - BUT SHE'S ALREADY TRAINED TO RESPOND TO THAT NAME.

217. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CHANGE YOURS.

218. IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU, GERTRUDE?

219. - GERTRUDE?

220. - SHE'S ALREADY RESPONDING TO IT.

221. GOOD GIRL, GERTRUDE.

222. - I HATE BEING CONDESCENDED TO,

223. BUT I'LL TAKE ANY AFFECTION I CAN GET.

224. - CAN'T BELIEVE IT, A HORSE.

225. THAT'S SILLY TO INVEST ALL THAT TIME AND MONEY

226. INTO SOMETHING THAT CAN NEVER LOVE YOU BACK.

227. OOH, THAT'S A CUTE ONESIE.

228. - NO FAIR.

229. I'VE BEEN WEARING THE SAME CINDER BLOCK SHIRT

230. FOR TWO YEARS.

231. UH-OH.

232. SOMEONE MADE A STINKY.

233. NOPE, MUST BE ME.

234. - WELL, GREAT DAISY, IF IT AIN'T WHITE LIGHTNING.

235. - WHAT?

236. - THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN CALLING YOU

237. EVER SINCE YOU GAVE THAT FLY FLIP WHIP TO THAT DOLL.

238. - BOBBY, YOU EVER WORKED AT A DOLL BEAUTY SHOP BEFORE?

239. - WHAT?

240. - WELL, YOU'RE WORKING AT ONE NOW.

241. OH, DANG.

242. I'M FILING WORKERS' COMP.

243. - THANK YOU, BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A DREAM OF MINE

244. TO WORK IN A HAIR SALON FOR DOLLS.

245. - OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

246. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN.

247. - ON THE OTHER HAND,

248. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A DREAM OF MINE

249. TO WORK IN A HAIR SALON FOR DOLLS.

250. OF COURSE IT IS.

251. - MM-HMM.

252. THAT'S A GIRL WHO KNOWS HOW TO WORK IT.

253. - WHEE! THIS IS FUN.

254. - OH, COURTNEY, YOU'RE LAUGHING.

255. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME,

256. IT'S NOT AT SOMEONE ELSE'S EXPENSE.

257. - I FEEL 20 YEARS YOUNGER,

258. LIKE I'M NEGATIVE NINE.

259. - OH, THIS IS ALWAYS HOW I DREAMED

260. OUR RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE.

261. chomp!

262. MM, YUMMY.

263. splat!

264. - OH, MOM, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE

265. THIS MOTHER-DAUGHTER HORSE EXPERIENCE ANY BETTER

266. WOULD BE IF THERE WAS SOME SORT OF COMPETITIVE ANGLE

267. WHERE I COULD CRUSH MY OPPONENTS.

268. - NOW, COURTNEY, DON'T SAY THAT,

269. UNLESS YOU REALLY MEAN IT,

270. BECAUSE YOU CAN.

271. - JUMPING COMPETITION.

272. OH, MOMMY, CAN I ENTER?

273. - IF YOU DON'T, THEN ALL THOSE SMORFS

274. WILL HAVE DIED IN VAIN.

275. - AND WHEN HE FINALLY DID ROLL IN,

276. HE WAS CRYING THAT SUPPER WAS NOT ON THE TABLE.

277. - MERCEDES, YOU GOT TO DITCH THAT WHINER FOR SOMEBODY FINER.

278. - MY MAN, HE'S ALWAYS AFTER ME TO EXERCISE,

279. SAYING I GOT TOO MUCH BACK.

280. - SISTER, YOU DON'T NEED TO WORK OUT.

281. YOU NEED TO GET THAT JERK OUT.

282. - WOW, CONOR.

283. YOU ARE SO TALENTED.

284. - HI, MAZY.

285. I LIKE THAT YOU CARRY AROUND YOUR OWN SPOTLIGHT.

286. - REALLY?

287. YOU DON'T THINK IT'S VAIN

288. TO ALWAYS WANT TO BE DRAMATICALLY BACKLIT?

289. AND IF SO, WHAT DOES THAT SAY

290. ABOUT THE SMOKE MACHINE HIDDEN IN MY BOOTS?

291. HA.

292. - AW.

293. - CONOR, THIS FRIDAY AFTER CLOSING,

294. YOU ARE DOING MY HAIR.

295. - OH.

296. - REMEMBER, WENDY, IT'S THREE SIMPLE JUMPS,

297. JUST LIKE WE DID IN PRACTICE.

298. GERTRUDE, DUTY CALLS.

299. - YOU GOT IT, BOSS.

300. JUST KNOW THAT WHEN SHE'S BEATING YOU

301. WITH THAT RIDING CROP, IT'S ME SHE'S THINKING ABOUT.

302. UGH.

303. - TAKE THAT DOLL DOWN, YOU IDIOT.

304. - I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BOUGHT THIS DOLL HER OWN TICKET.

305. SO WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?

306. - SERIOUSLY, GLENN,

307. DO YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT THING EVERYWHERE?

308. - HEY, I CHERISH MY TIME WITH BABY HIJINKS.

309. SHE WON'T BE THIS AGE FOREVER YOU KNOW.

310. - COMPETING NEXT, COURTNEY MARTIN AND WENDY.

311. - ISN'T THIS EXCITING, BABY HIJINKS?

312. BABY HIJINKS.

313. - I'M A BIG GIRL.

314. - OH, MY GOD!

315. - I KNOW, HER FIRST STEPS.

316. - I'M COLD.

317. I WANT AN AMERICAN PRINCESS SKI PARKA, ONLY $59.99.

318. PRICES HIGHER IN CANADA.

319. - OH, MY GOD.

320. - AH!

321. WHOA!

322. OH! HO-HO.

323. - HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

324. - I THINK SO.

325. - OH, THANK GOODNESS.

326. I'M SO RELIEVED.

327. - BABY HIJINKS.

328. - I REALLY WANT THAT SKI PARKA.

329. - OH, HONEY, YOU HAVEN'T RIDDEN IN THREE DAYS.

330. IT'S TIME TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE.

331. HEY, YOU COULD TAKE THAT TWO WAYS.

332. YOU CAN ALSO TAKE "HEY" TWO WAYS.

333. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, YAY OR NAY?

334. NAY? I DID IT AGAIN!

335. - NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE WENDY EVER AGAIN.

336. - ME? WHAT DID I DO?

337. - NOT YOU, GERTRUDE.

338. - OH, PHEW.

339. - GLENN, TALK TO HER.

340. - IF COURTNEY DOESN'T WANT TO RIDE, THAT'S HER DECISION.

341. I'M JUST GLAD SHE AND BABY HIJINKS ARE OKAY.

342. FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT I LOST BOTH MY GIRLS.

343. - I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.

344. I'M SELLING WENDY.

345. - YOU CAN'T QUIT EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A FAILURE.

346. OKAY, THE FIRST TIME I ENCOURAGED IT

347. BECAUSE IT FIT MY AGENDA, BUT THIS TIME—

348. - SO WHICH AD DO YOU PREFER, "STUPID PONY FOR SALE"

349. OR "NO PRICE TOO LOW"?

350. YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'LL RUN BOTH.

351. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED, SIR.

352. WENDY IS EXCELLENT AT DRESSAGE, JUMPING,

353. GOOD WITH CHILDREN.

354. - YEAH, I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT.

355. JUST AS LONG AS SHE'S STICKY.

356. - WHAT'S ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOES?

357. - WELL, I MUST HAVE STEPPED IN SOMETHING AT THE OFFICE.

358. - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS GUY?

359. HE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A HORSE LOVER.

360. - I'M SURE HE'S FINE.

361. SHE'S 12 HANDS HIGH.

362. - YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS IN BOTTLES?

363. - BOTTLES?

364. - SIR, WILL WENDY HAVE HER OWN STALL?

365. - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY SHE'LL BE MIXED IN

366. WITH ALL THE OTHER HORSES.

367. - AH, KIND OF A MELTING POT.

368. - EXACTLY.

369. - I BET COURTNEY'S GONNA MISS THE OLD GIRL.

370. - DON'T WORRY, DR. MARTIN.

371. COURTNEY WILL BE FINE,

372. AND WENDY WILL HAVE A NICE, LONG LIFE AT SUNNYDALE FARM.

373. GLUE FACTORY?

374. smack!

375. - WHO'S THE SMARTEST LITTLE BABY IN THE WORLD?

376. - EXCUSE ME, BUT BABY TALK HINDERS YOUR DOLL'S DEVELOPMENT.

377. NOT TO BRAG, BUT LITTLE HIJINKS HERE

378. ALREADY SPEAKS 76 WORDS.

379. - THEY ALL SPEAK 76 WORDS, YOU CREEP.

380. - IF I KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT, I MIGHT BE OFFENDED.

381. - AND BLACK HAIR AND BROWN EYES

382. AND—I DON'T KNOW— LONG EYELASHES.

383. - ONE DREAM DOLL COMING UP.

384. SLEEP NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

385. I'M KIDDING.

386. YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT.

387. - SEE, COURTNEY, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SAD ABOUT.

388. THERE'S LOTS OF GIRLY THINGS WE CAN DO

389. BESIDES PLAYING WITH HORSES.

390. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, WENDY?

391. - THAT IS ABSOLUTELY GLUE— I MEAN, TRUE.

392. I REALLY PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH—

393. I MEAN, HOOF— I MEAN, FOOT.

394. KEEP IT TOGETHER, GERTRUDE.

395. THERE'S NOTHING TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT.

396. IT'S NOT LIKE WENDY'S DEAD.

397. SHE'LL LIVE ON IN POPSICLE STICK ART

398. IN NURSERY SCHOOLS.

399. - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, WENDY?

400. YOU LOOK A LITTLE PASTY.

401. - PASTY? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

402. - I THINK YOU NEED ONE OF THOSE COFFEE DRINKS

403. THAT USED TO BRING ME HAPPINESS.

404. - YEAH, YEAH, GOOD IDEA. COFFEE.

405. GET A GRIP.

406. COURTNEY DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT HORSE ANYMORE.

407. - HERE'S, UH, YOUR DREAM DOLL.

408. JUST SO MY BUTT IS COVERED,

409. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW YOU DESCRIBED HER.

410. - I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS, RIGHT?

411. - IT'S OKAY, WENDY.

412. THEY SAY CONOR WORKS MIRACLES.

413. - IT'S NOT THE DOLL. IT'S WENDY.

414. I DIDN'T SEND HER TO A NICE FARM.

415. I SENT HER TO A GLUE FACTORY.

416. YOU WHAT?

417. - I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW,

418. BUT THEN THE SIGN ON THE TRUCK FELL OFF,

419. AND IT SAID "GLUE FACTORY."

420. - OH, MY GOD, THAT MEANS

421. IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD GLUE.

422. - WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!

423. - BUT WHAT?

424. IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE WHO COULD LEAD US,

425. SOMEONE WITH A TAKE-CHARGE ATTITUDE

426. AND ABOVE-AVERAGE MANAGERIAL SKILLS.

427. - SOMEONE LIKE...

428. - WHO? I'M ON PINS AND NEEDLES.

429. - IT'S ACTION TIME.

430. I WANT THE LAYOUT OF THE GLUE FACTORY,

431. A TRIPLE ESPRESSO, AND MY PDA.

432. - PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION?

433. NO, OF COURSE NOT. HERE IT IS.

434. - THE FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO

435. IS FIGURE OUT WHERE EXACTLY THE HORSES ARE.

436. - OKAY, THAT WAY IS CLEARLY A LEANN RIMES CONCERT,

437. SO IT MUST BE THE OTHER WAY.

438. - NO, GLENN, THOSE ARE THE SOUNDS

439. OF HORSES BEING SLAUGHTERED.

440. - FINE, BUT IF YOU'RE WRONG, WE'LL HAVE TO HEAR LEANN RIMES

441. SING CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT.

442. - NO.

443. - OH, NO.

444. - LOOK AWAY, BABY HIJINKS.

445. - SO THE HORSES GO IN THERE.

446. - AND COME OUT THERE.

447. GLUE BOTTLES, GLUE STICKS, AND SALTWATER TAFFY.

448. - WENDY, YOU AND I WILL FIND WENDY.

449. MOM, TRY TO STOP THE CONVEYOR BELT.

450. DAD, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SECURITY

451. AND STOP EATING TAFFY.

452. - WHY DO I HAVE TWO JOBS?

453. - HMM, IT'S ON TWO.

454. WHAT WILL STOP THE LINE?

455. ONE OR THREE?

456. YOU THINK THREE?

457. AH, THAT'LL TEACH ME TO LISTEN TO A HORSE.

458. AH!

459. - MOM.

460. - UH-OH.

461. - CAN'T YOU READ?

462. THE SIGN SAYS "NO TRESPASSING."

463. JEEZ, OUR GLUE IS BAD.

464. - I HAVE TO MAKE A TINKLE.

465. - QUICK THINKING, BABY HIJINKS.

466. - AH, IT BURNS!

467. - THAT'S DADDY'S GIRL.

468. - THERE SHE IS.

469. IT'S WENDY.

470. HI, GIRL. IT'S ME.

471. LET'S GO.

472. - HURRY, COURTNEY.

473. YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER.

474. - COME ON, GIRL. YOU NEED TO JUMP OFF.

475. - SHE'S TOO SCARED, COURTNEY.

476. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RIDE HER OFF.

477. - I CAN'T. I DON'T RIDE HORSES ANYMORE.

478. - HONEY, I KNOW YOU HAD A SETBACK WITH THE HORSE,

479. AND I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING AFRAID TO TRY AGAIN,

480. BUT YOU CAN'T ALWAYS QUIT WHEN THINGS GET DIFFICULT.

481. NOW GET BACK ON THAT HORSE!

482. - HEE-YAH!

483. I DID IT.

484. - NO TRESPASSING.

485. - STOP. THAT'S OUR GLUE.

486. - GO, COURTNEY.

487. - RUN, WENDY.

488. - YOUR BIG SISTER DID IT.

489. OH, HIJINKS.

490. pop!

491. AH, HIJINKS!

492. - I WANT AN AMERICAN PRINCESS TREE HOUSE,

493. ONLY $89.99,

494. WHILE SUPPLIES...

495. - WHAT? "WHILE SUPPLIES" WHAT?

496. FORGIVE ME.

497. I DID THE BEST I COULD.

498. DID I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH, TOO LITTLE?

499. KISS ME.

500. - OKAY, THAT'S JUST SICK.

501. - RUN, HORSES, RUN.

502. - THERE THE HORSES GO, FREE AS THE WIND.

503. - BEAUTIFUL, AIN'T THEY?

504. - SURE ENOUGH IS.

505. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET 'EM BACK,

506. TURN 'EM INTO GLUE.

507. - MM, CONOR, THAT FEELS GOOD.

508. - I LIKE THAT YOUR HEAD DOESN'T PUSH IN

509. WHEN I MASSAGE IT.

510. OKAY, NOW THE RINSE.

511. - AH! TOO HOT.

512. - SORRY. MOST OF MY CLIENTS ARE MACHINE WASHABLE.

513. - IT'S OKAY.

514. I KNOW IT'S ALL GONNA BE WORTH IT.

515. THEY SAY YOU'RE A GENIUS.

516. - WITH A CAPITAL "J."

517. - ACHOO!

518. - AH.

519. - WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY HAIR?

520. - YOU MOVED. DOLLS DON'T MOVE.

521. - OW!

522. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

523. - WELL, WHEN I DO THIS TO MY OTHER CLIENTS,

524. MORE HAIR SPOOLS OUT.

525. MAYBE I NEED TO PRESS YOUR BELLY BUTTON.

526. OOF!

527. WAIT, BASED ON THE PRINCIPLES OF QUANTUM MECHANICS,

528. ALL THE WORLD'S ENERGY NEEDS

529. COULD BE MET BY A SINGLE STRAND OF—

530. OOH!

531. HEY, I GOT A MU-STACHE.

532. - NOW, YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.

533. - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS?

534. BECAUSE I'M OKAY WITH THE NAME GERTRUDE.

535. AND I SPENT 100 BUCKS ON NEW BUSINESS CARDS.

536. - NO, THE ROAD IS NO PLACE FOR A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE LIKE WENDY,

537. OR US, FOR THAT MATTER.

538. AND, MOM, I'M SORRY,

539. BUT I JUST CAN'T DO PONIES AND TEA PARTIES ANYMORE.

540. - THAT'S OKAY, SWEETIE.

541. THAT'S NOT WHO YOU ARE.

542. YOU'RE A BORN EXECUTIVE.

543. YOU PROVED IT THE WAY YOU PUT TOGETHER THAT RESCUE PLAN,

544. THEN TOOK ALL THE CREDIT, EVEN THOUGH ALL OF US HELPED.

545. - CONOR, ONE FAVOR.

546. CAN YOU MAKE HER BEAUTIFUL AGAIN?

547. - I'VE HAD LESS TO WORK WITH.

548. GIRLFRIEND, YOU GOT TO DITCH THAT CHUMP

549. WHO LEFT YOU WITH STUMP.