1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR,
THE LADIES' MAN,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. THE END OF THE CONTINENT.Copy !req
15. - I BEEN FRAMED!Copy !req
16. - AND POSSIBLY
THE END OF CIVILIZATION.Copy !req
17. - AW, RELAX, THAT MAN'S
JUST A HARMLESS, COLORFUL—Copy !req
18. OH, MY GOD, I'M LOOKING
AT HIS DING-A-LING.Copy !req
19. - WHOA!Copy !req
20. LOOK AT THOSE PIERCINGS.Copy !req
21. MOM, CAN I GET SOME—Copy !req
22. - CONOR MARTIN MARTIN,Copy !req
23. IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO HARM THOSE
BEAUTIFUL, BUTTERY EARLOBES,Copy !req
24. I WILL BEAT YOU
TO WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
25. - AW, MAN.Copy !req
26. YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING
I'M GONNA REGRET.Copy !req
27. - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THIS ISCopy !req
28. A LITTLE TANDEM BIKE ACTION.Copy !req
29. IT'S A LITTLE TRADITION
MY DAUGHTER AND I HAVE.Copy !req
30. YEP, TEAM GLOURTNEY.Copy !req
31. WE'RE LOOKING FOR A SPONSORCopy !req
32. IF YOU WANT TO GIVE ME
MY MONEY BACK.Copy !req
33. - LET'S GO!
- HEY!Copy !req
34. YOU'RE NOT ON TEAM GLOURTNEY!Copy !req
35. - GET HIM, WENDY.Copy !req
36. - WHOA!Copy !req
37. - OH, COURTNEY.Copy !req
38. YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND
I'VE EVER HAD.Copy !req
39. - HOW SWEET.Copy !req
40. AND YOU'RE THE BEST EMPLOYEE
I'VE EVER HAD.Copy !req
41. - OH.Copy !req
42. THANKS.Copy !req
43. - HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP!Copy !req
44. - OH, MY GOD.
HE IS SO CUTE!Copy !req
45. WHAT'S HE BEEN IN?Copy !req
46. - HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4,Copy !req
47. AND I'M GUESSING NEXT SEASON'S
CELEBRITY REHAB.Copy !req
48. - YOU ARE SO FUNNY.Copy !req
49. THAT HAS TO GO DOWN IN MY —Copy !req
50. - DIARY?Copy !req
51. - NO, EMPLOYEE EVALUATION FORM.Copy !req
52. I'M GIVING YOU
A "MOSTLY SATISFIED."Copy !req
53. - HEY, COURT.
WHATCHA DOING?Copy !req
54. - WE'RE LOOKING AT CUTE BOYS
IN MAGAZINES.Copy !req
55. - OH, WELL, YOU MIND
IF I JOIN IN?Copy !req
56. I LOVE LOOKING AT CUTE BOYS.Copy !req
57. - DAD, WE'RE KIND OF IN THE
MIDDLE OF YOU NOT BEING HERE.Copy !req
58. - GOTCHA.
- STILL IN THE MIDDLE.Copy !req
59. - OH, YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE.Copy !req
60. - YOU GOT TO SEE
THE NEW ISSUE OF US MAGAZINE.Copy !req
61. THEY HAVE A WHOLE SECTIONCopy !req
62. DEVOTED TO WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MADONNA'S FACE.Copy !req
63. - LOOK AT ME; I'M A TEN.Copy !req
64. NOW PICTURE ME RUNNING
ON THE BEACH IN A BIKINI,Copy !req
65. JUST LIKE BO DIDDLEY.Copy !req
66. - IS SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
67. - I'VE MADE A DECISION.Copy !req
68. WENDY'S GOT TO GO.Copy !req
69. - WHAT?Copy !req
70. - WE TOOK THIS TRIP
TO GROW CLOSER AS A FAMILY.Copy !req
71. THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN WITH
LITTLE MISS GET-IN-THE-WAYCopy !req
72. GETTING IN THE WAY.Copy !req
73. - I KNOW YOU'RE FRUSTRATEDCopy !req
74. THAT YOU'RE NOT BONDING
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER,Copy !req
75. BUT DON'T
TAKE THAT OUT ON WENDY.Copy !req
76. - I'M NOT TAKING IT OUT
ON WENDY.Copy !req
77. I JUST DON'T LIKE HER VERY MUCH,Copy !req
78. AND I THINK SHE'S THE CAUSE
OF ALL MY PROBLEMS.Copy !req
79. - YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
FOR COURTNEY TO MAKE FRIENDS.Copy !req
80. WENDY'S REALLY GOOD FOR HER.Copy !req
81. - WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS GIRL.Copy !req
82. I MEAN, SHE NEVER TALKS
ABOUT HER FAMILY.Copy !req
83. SHE CARRIES AROUND
THAT LOCKED DUFFEL BAG.Copy !req
84. SHE COULD BE A GRIFTER OR
A SERIAL KILLER FOR ALL WE KNOW.Copy !req
85. - OR BOTH.Copy !req
86. - EXACTLY!Copy !req
87. WENDY, CAN YOU COME IN HERE
A MINUTE?Copy !req
88. - PLEASE DON'T DO WHAT
I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO.Copy !req
89. - YES?Copy !req
90. - HAVE A SEAT, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
91. - AND HE'S DOING IT.Copy !req
92. - YEP.
COMFY?Copy !req
93. - NOT REALLY.Copy !req
94. - SO, WENDY PARK,Copy !req
95. THERE'S NO RECORD
OF A PARK FAMILYCopy !req
96. IN OUR HOMETOWN.Copy !req
97. LOGICAL EXPLANATION?Copy !req
98. - IT'S BECAUSE I WAS RAISED
BY MY GRANDMA DIXIE.Copy !req
99. HER LAST NAME IS NITRAM.Copy !req
100. - OH. QUICK, WITHOUT THINKING,
WHAT CITY WERE YOU BORN IN?Copy !req
101. - TOLEDO.
- SPAIN OR IDAHO?Copy !req
102. - OHIO.Copy !req
103. - RIGHT.Copy !req
104. - I SHOULD PROBABLY BE
GETTING BACK.Copy !req
105. - HELP YOURSELF TO SOMETHING
OUT OF THE PRIZE CHEST.Copy !req
106. YOU LOOKED REALLY STUPID, GLENN.Copy !req
107. - I LOOKED STUPID?Copy !req
108. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST PUT
A FROOT-LOOP IN YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
109. - I WAS BORN IN TOLEDO.Copy !req
110. - MY GRANDMA DIXIE.Copy !req
111. - HER LAST NAME IS NITRAM.Copy !req
112. - NITRAM?Copy !req
113. I KNEW IT!Copy !req
114. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
115. - WENDY'S BEEN LYING TO US
THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
116. LET'S FIND OUT WHO OUR
DAUGHTER'S ASSISTANT REALLY IS.Copy !req
117. NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE
HIDING, MYSTERIOUS TWEENAGER.Copy !req
118. T-SHIRTS, SHOES.Copy !req
119. LET'S SEE...Copy !req
120. T-SHIRTS THAT
HAVE SHOES ON THEM.Copy !req
121. - ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, GLENN?Copy !req
122. YOU JUST VIOLATED THE TRUST
OF A SWEET LITTLE GIRL,Copy !req
123. A GIRL WHO LOOKS UP TO—Copy !req
124. - THREE PASSPORTS,
SATELLITE PHONE,Copy !req
125. PICTURE OF WENDYCopy !req
126. WITH NORTH KOREAN DICTATOR
KIM JONG IL?Copy !req
127. - OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
128. OH MY GOD!Copy !req
129. - SEE? I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A SPY.Copy !req
130. - YOU NEVER SAID SPY.Copy !req
131. YOU SAID SERIAL KILLER
OR GRIFTER.Copy !req
132. - BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
TO FRIGHTEN YOU.Copy !req
133. - WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
134. - DON'T PANIC.Copy !req
135. TOMORROW MORNING,
WE'LL GO TO THE COPS.Copy !req
136. UNTIL THEN,
WE PUT EVERYTHING BACK,Copy !req
137. AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.Copy !req
138. - WENDY, WILL YOU SCRAPE
THE BLACK OFF MY TOAST?Copy !req
139. - I JUST SAT DOWN.Copy !req
140. - SWEETHEART,
WENDY DOESN'T SERVE US.Copy !req
141. WE SERVE WENDY.Copy !req
142. ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN GET YOU, WENDY?Copy !req
143. MORE ORANGE JUICE?
- ILL TAKE MORE.Copy !req
144. - SHUT UP, BOY,
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.Copy !req
145. FRESH PANCAKES?Copy !req
146. - MOM, I'M GETTING
MY EARS PIERCED,Copy !req
147. AND YOU CAN'T SAY NO.Copy !req
148. - OKAY, DEAR.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.Copy !req
149. - CAN I ALSO PUT A BAR
THROUGH MY NIPPLE?Copy !req
150. - SURE THING, LAMB CHOP.Copy !req
151. WILL YOU EXCUSE ME, KIDS?Copy !req
152. - ONE, TWO...Copy !req
153. - GLENN, WHY AREN'T WE
AT THE POLICE STATION YET?Copy !req
154. - GOOD IDEA, JACKIE.Copy !req
155. I'LL SPEED WHILE TRANSPORTING
A TERRORIST.Copy !req
156. THAT'S LIFE IN PRISON
AND COMEDY TRAFFIC SCHOOL.Copy !req
157. - WHY IS MY PHONE RINGING?Copy !req
158. AND WHY IS MY LOCK GLUED
TOGETHER WITH TOOTHPASTE?Copy !req
159. - I HAVE NO—
- GLENN DID IT!Copy !req
160. - YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEACopy !req
161. THE CHAIN OF EVENTS
YOU'VE SET IN MOTION!Copy !req
162. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
163. WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN CC'D
ON ANY OF THIS?Copy !req
164. - WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED.Copy !req
165. PUNCH IT, GLENN!
- GLENN?Copy !req
166. LISTEN, MISSY,Copy !req
167. I DIDN'T GO TO DENTAL SCHOOL
TO BE CALLED GLENN.Copy !req
168. - MOVE IT!
- WHOA!Copy !req
169. - OH, NINJAS!Copy !req
170. - OH, MY GOD,
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!Copy !req
171. crunch!Copy !req
172. - HANG ON!Copy !req
173. - YOU CAN DRIVE?Copy !req
174. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN
HIDING FROM ME?Copy !req
175. YOU'D BETTER NOT TELL ME
YOU CAN TYPE.Copy !req
176. - HI-YA!Copy !req
177. - WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?Copy !req
178. - COURTNEY,
YOUR TRUSTY ASSISTANT IS A LIAR.Copy !req
179. TELL US WHO YOU REALLY ARE,Copy !req
180. DIXIE NITRAM TOLEDO!Copy !req
181. - FINE.Copy !req
182. I'M A WORLD-CLASS GYMNAST,
AND THOSE ARE MY TEAMMATES.Copy !req
183. THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE ME BACK.Copy !req
184. - THERE'D BE A LOT LESS
EGG ON MY FACECopy !req
185. IF SHE MURDERED US
IN OUR SLEEP.Copy !req
186. WHEW!Copy !req
187. - OPEN DOOR.Copy !req
188. WE WANT TO TALK.Copy !req
189. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU'RE A GYMNAST?Copy !req
190. WHAT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
191. - PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN.Copy !req
192. I GREW UP AN ORPHAN
IN A SMALL FISHING VILLAGECopy !req
193. IN NORTH KOREA.Copy !req
194. I'M TOLD MY PARENTS
GAVE ME UP FOR ADOPTION.Copy !req
195. EVEN AT A YOUNG AGE,
I SHOWED A GIFT FOR GYMNASTICS.Copy !req
196. MY TALENT WAS SOON NOTICED BY
A NORTH KOREAN GYMNASTICS COACH,Copy !req
197. AN EVIL MAN
BY THE NAME OF MR. CHO.Copy !req
198. SOME CALLED HIS TRAINING
TECHNIQUES UNORTHODOX.Copy !req
199. OTHERS CALLED THEM
WAR CRIMES.Copy !req
200. WE RARELY ATE, AND WHEN WE ATE,
IT WAS ALWAYS RARE.Copy !req
201. - I DON'T MEAN TO COMPLAIN,Copy !req
202. BUT I BELIEVE ROTTWEILER IS
BEST SERVED MEDIUM-WELL.Copy !req
203. UGH!Copy !req
204. - AFTER TEN YEARS OF THIS,Copy !req
205. I REALIZED THE ONLY WAY OUT
WAS TO FAKE MY OWN DEATH.Copy !req
206. - I FLED TO AMERICA,Copy !req
207. WHERE I SAW AN AD IN THECopy !req
208. "HARD WORKER NEEDED.Copy !req
209. "MUST HAVE UNQUESTIONING
RESPECT FOR AUTHORITYCopy !req
210. AND PROFICIENCY WITH EMOTICONS."Copy !req
211. - BEST 50 BUCKS I EVER
PUT ON DAD'S CREDIT CARD.Copy !req
212. - FOR THREE YEARS,
I'VE BEEN ON THE RUN,Copy !req
213. BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE
THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE ME BACK.Copy !req
214. - OVER MY DEAD BODY.Copy !req
215. - THEY'LL HAVE TO
GO THROUGH ME FIRST.Copy !req
216. - COME ON IN!Copy !req
217. EXCUSE ME FOR BEING POLITE.Copy !req
218. - THE SUPREME GRAND LEADER
OF NORTH KOREA.Copy !req
219. - YOU SAID HE WAS
JUST THE COACH.Copy !req
220. - GYMNASTICS COACH.Copy !req
221. THAT PUTS HIM THIRD IN LINE
FOR THE PRESIDENCY,Copy !req
222. RIGHT BEHIND
THE PING-PONG COACH.Copy !req
223. - COMRADE BONG WA PHO?Copy !req
224. - YES?Copy !req
225. - I BROUGHT POTTERY BARN!Copy !req
226. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR NAME
IS BONG WA.Copy !req
227. I'M NOT PAYING
FOR NEW BUSINESS CARDS.Copy !req
228. - YOU JUST HEARD MY LIFE STORY,
AND THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?Copy !req
229. - WHO WANT SCENTED CANDLE?Copy !req
230. - OH, I GUESS I'LL TAKE ONE,Copy !req
231. BUT THIS DOESN'T MEAN I CONDONE
YOUR WICKED ACTIONS.Copy !req
232. - OH, UNDERSTOOD.Copy !req
233. WHO WANT FLATWARE?Copy !req
234. - ME AGAIN.
SAME DISCLAIMER.Copy !req
235. - YOU CAN'T FORCE ME BACK,
MR. CHO.Copy !req
236. - I NOT WANT TO FORCE YOU.Copy !req
237. I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU PRESENT,Copy !req
238. BOWL FULL OF PINE CONES!Copy !req
239. - PINE CONES?Copy !req
240. - I'M NOT GONNA OPEN THAT.
IT'S PROBABLY AN EXPLOSIVE.Copy !req
241. - OH, BONG WA,
I'M NOT LIKE THAT...Copy !req
242. ANYMORE.Copy !req
243. WHEN YOU FAKE DEATH, YOU SHOOK
UP ENTIRE GYMNAST COMMUNITY.Copy !req
244. SERIOUSLY,
YOU USED WAY TOO MUCH DYNAMITE.Copy !req
245. MY ARM WAS BLOWN OFF.Copy !req
246. REPLACED WITH LABORATORY-GROWN
BABY ARM.Copy !req
247. - AW.Copy !req
248. - THEY GROW UP SO FAST.Copy !req
249. TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES.Copy !req
250. - I SEE WHY YOU LIKE IT HERE,
BONG WA.Copy !req
251. AMERICA SO WONDERFUL.Copy !req
252. SO MUCH TO WATCH ON TV.Copy !req
253. WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN
WITH ROSS AND RACHEL?Copy !req
254. - I AM NOT BUYING ANY OF THIS.Copy !req
255. - ALL I ASK IS THAT
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDSCopy !req
256. COME TO MY HOTEL SUITE.Copy !req
257. SHOW YOU HOW NICE YOUR LIFE
WOULD BE IF YOU CAME BACK.Copy !req
258. - C'MON, BONG WATER,
LET'S HEAR THE MAN OUT.Copy !req
259. HEY, CHO, YOUR POOL HEATED?Copy !req
260. - THIS IS WHERE WE STAY
WHILE WE IN TOWNCopy !req
261. FOR AMERICAN GOODWILL TOUR.Copy !req
262. - SWEET.
- WICKED.Copy !req
263. - AW, HOW THOUGHTFUL.Copy !req
264. YOU BROUGHT LUNCH.Copy !req
265. - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
266. I JUST LOST MY APPETITE.Copy !req
267. - OKAY, WHERE ARE
THE LAND MINES?Copy !req
268. - NO, BONG WA, THIS IS
WHAT IT'S LIKE ALL THE TIME,Copy !req
269. AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT
SO I CAN SEE MY PARENTS AGAIN.Copy !req
270. - HEY, CHECK ME OUT.Copy !req
271. DID IT MYSELF.Copy !req
272. - SORRY, I'M NOT A DOCTOR.Copy !req
273. - SO WHO THIRSTY
FOR GRAPE JUICE SMOOTHIE?Copy !req
274. - OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
275. - I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
276. WHAT?Copy !req
277. YOU THINK I FLY
INTO UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE?Copy !req
278. THAT WAS OLD CHO.Copy !req
279. ONCE YOU HAVE A BABY ARM,Copy !req
280. YOUR WHOLE OUTLOOK CHANGES.Copy !req
281. OH, YES, IT DOES.Copy !req
282. YES, IT DOES!Copy !req
283. BONG WA, I REMEMBER
YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARCopy !req
284. WAS JONATHAN LIPNICKI.Copy !req
285. SURPRISE!Copy !req
286. - HI, WENDY.Copy !req
287. COME BACK TO NORTH KOREA.Copy !req
288. WE'LL SHOW YOU THE MONEY.Copy !req
289. - SO WHAT YOU SAY, BONG WA?Copy !req
290. YOU COME BACK TO TEAM?Copy !req
291. I PROMISE THIS TIME
YOU'LL BE APPRECIATED.Copy !req
292. - WELL...Copy !req
293. - WHATEVER.Copy !req
294. - AS WONDERFUL
AS ALL THIS OBVIOUSLY IS,Copy !req
295. MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS
THIS AT HOME.Copy !req
296. - BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED
THE POOL.Copy !req
297. 98 DEGREES, JACKIE.Copy !req
298. IT'S LIKE SWIMMING
IN YOUR OWN BLOOD.Copy !req
299. - YOU TAKE YOUR TIME.Copy !req
300. NOT NOW, BABY ARM.Copy !req
301. OKAY, JUST ONCE.Copy !req
302. PEEK-A-BOO.Copy !req
303. - I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I JUST SAW.Copy !req
304. JONATHAN LIPNICKI IN A CAGE?Copy !req
305. - IT ALL SEEMS PRETTY GREAT,
DOESN'T IT?Copy !req
306. - EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
307. - I MEAN MR. CHO SURE WENT
THROUGH A LOT OF EFFORTCopy !req
308. TO WIN ME BACK, RIGHT?Copy !req
309. - SO YOU WOULDN'T MIND
GOING BACK?Copy !req
310. MY OWN APARTMENT,
MY OWN LIPNICKI...Copy !req
311. - OKAY, A LITTLE MORE
MACCHIATO,Copy !req
312. A LITTLE LESS TALK-IATTO.Copy !req
313. - OF COURSE,
I WOULDN'T MIND SEEINGCopy !req
314. A COUNTEROFFER ON THE TABLE.Copy !req
315. - AND I WOULDN'T MIND SEEING
A MACCHIATO ON THE TABLE.Copy !req
316. - COMING RIGHT UP.Copy !req
317. I GUESS THAT'S ALL
I'LL EVER BE TO YOU:Copy !req
318. AN EMPLOYEE,Copy !req
319. BECAUSE ACCORDING TO MR. CHO,
I'M A STAR.Copy !req
320. - IN NORTH KOREA.Copy !req
321. IT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST KOREA.Copy !req
322. IT'S THIRD BEHIND SOUTH KOREA
AND CHICK COREA.Copy !req
323. - THE MAN IS A JAZZ MASTER.Copy !req
324. - GIRLS, BOTH OF YOU,
CALM DOWN.Copy !req
325. - WOW, TAKING A SHOT
AT THE FATHERLAND.Copy !req
326. I'M GONNA PRETEND
I DIDN'T HEAR THAT.Copy !req
327. - HEAR WHAT?Copy !req
328. - ENJOY YOUR MACCHIATO.Copy !req
329. - WHOOPS.Copy !req
330. GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO
MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE,Copy !req
331. THIS TIME
WITH A LITTLE LESS SASS.Copy !req
332. - WOW, DID SHE
JUST FLIP YOU OFF.Copy !req
333. - WHY CAN'T COURTNEY
JUST TELL WENDYCopy !req
334. HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO HER?Copy !req
335. IF SHE'S NOT CAREFUL,Copy !req
336. SHE'S GOING TO SEND WENDY
RIGHT BACK TO THAT TYRANT.Copy !req
337. - HE IS THE ONLY FAMILY
SHE'S EVER KNOWN.Copy !req
338. THIS MIGHT BE BEST
FOR EVERYONE.Copy !req
339. - EVERYONE MEANING YOU.Copy !req
340. - RIGHT,
AND WHEN I'M IN A GOOD MOOD,Copy !req
341. IT'S INFECTIOUS.Copy !req
342. - OH, YOU JUST WANT HER GONE,
NO MATTER WHAT.Copy !req
343. ILL STRAIGHTEN HER OUT
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
344. - JACKIE?
- YES?Copy !req
345. - DO YOU THINK THE BABY ARM
SLEEPS IN A ONESIE?Copy !req
346. - OH, MY GOD, I WAS WONDERING
THE SAME EXACT THING.Copy !req
347. - WHOA!Copy !req
348. OH, SORRY,
I DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WAS UP.Copy !req
349. I COME DOWN HERE AT NIGHTCopy !req
350. BECAUSE I LIKE TO EAT
WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING.Copy !req
351. - I'M JUST PREPPING
COURTNEY'S BREAKFAST.Copy !req
352. SHE LIKES ME TO TAKE THE SEEDS
OUT OF HER STRAWBERRIES.Copy !req
353. DR. MARTIN,Copy !req
354. DO YOU THINK COURTNEY
THINKS OF ME AS A FRIEND?Copy !req
355. - WELL... UM...Copy !req
356. I CAN TELL YOU THIS.Copy !req
357. I KNOW SHE IS PLEASED
WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE.Copy !req
358. - THANKS.Copy !req
359. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.Copy !req
360. - WELL, SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
361. - BONG WA, MY DEAR.Copy !req
362. I AM SO GLAD YOU CALLED.Copy !req
363. - I'M READY TO BECOME THE BEST
GYMNAST YOU'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
364. - OH, YOU WAKE UP BABY ARM!Copy !req
365. - LEAVE IT.
LEAVE IT.Copy !req
366. - MARKET'S DOWN.Copy !req
367. DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
368. ptoo!Copy !req
369. - THERE ARE SEEDS
IN MY STRAWBERRIES.Copy !req
370. WENDY, I AM NOT HAPPY!Copy !req
371. - YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
ALL MORNING.Copy !req
372. - TIME FOR ANOTHER TALKCopy !req
373. WHERE I DAMN HER
WITH FAINT PRAISECopy !req
374. AND UNDERMINE HER CONFIDENCE.Copy !req
375. - WOW, LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.Copy !req
376. - IT'S FROM WILLIAMS-SONOMA.Copy !req
377. A PANINI MAKER!Copy !req
378. OH, OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
379. I'M FINALLY HAPPY!Copy !req
380. - WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
381. - DEAR MARTIN FAMILY.Copy !req
382. I DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH TIME
I HAVE ON VOICE CARD.Copy !req
383. PLUS I WANT TO LEAVE BONG WA
A TURN TO SAY GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
384. HERE YOU GO, BONG W—Copy !req
385. - THIS IS GONNA SOUND RACIST,Copy !req
386. BUT YOU KNOW WHO
THAT CARD SOUNDED LIKE?Copy !req
387. - YES, GLENN.
IT WAS MR. CHO.Copy !req
388. - OH, THANK GOD.Copy !req
389. NOW I DON'T HAVE TO HATE MYSELF.Copy !req
390. - SO THAT'S IT.Copy !req
391. SHE REALLY DID IT.Copy !req
392. SHE REALLY QUIT.Copy !req
393. - ARE YOU OKAY, HONEY?Copy !req
394. - OF COURSE.Copy !req
395. SHE WAS ONLY AN EMPLOYEE.Copy !req
396. - WELL, I'M HERE
IF YOU WANT TO TALK, HONEY.Copy !req
397. - YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
398. I'M TAKING YOU FOR A LITTLE
FATHER-DAUGHTER QUALITY TIME.Copy !req
399. THAT'S RIGHT, TANDEM BIKING.Copy !req
400. - I'D LIKE THAT, DAD.Copy !req
401. - HEY, WHERE'S WENDY?Copy !req
402. - SHE'S GONE FOREVER.Copy !req
403. KEEP UP, VAN GOGH.Copy !req
404. - COOL.Copy !req
405. I'LL GO WAKE HER UP.Copy !req
406. - ISN'T THIS GREAT?Copy !req
407. TEAM GLOURTNEY,
JUST LIKE THE OLD TIMES.Copy !req
408. - YEAH, IT'S REALLY—Copy !req
409. - AGH!Copy !req
410. - JUST SO YOU KNOW, KITTEN,Copy !req
411. MY HANDLEBARS
DON'T WORK THE BIKE.Copy !req
412. - I-I KNOW.Copy !req
413. I'M O—I'M OKAY.Copy !req
414. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WATCH OUT!Copy !req
415. - FILTHY TWO-WHEELER!Copy !req
416. clang!Copy !req
417. - IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?Copy !req
418. - JUST A LITTLE HORMONAL.Copy !req
419. IT'S MY TIME OF THE MONTH.Copy !req
420. - OOH, YUCK.Copy !req
421. HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE
A TIME OF THE MONTH YET!Copy !req
422. - THEN IT'S THE OTHER THING WITH
THE HOT FLASHES AND FACIAL HAIR.Copy !req
423. - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?Copy !req
424. I THINK YOU MISS WENDY.Copy !req
425. - PLEASE.
WHAT'S THERE TO MISS,Copy !req
426. HER FABRICATED RESUME?Copy !req
427. HER SLOPPY DICTATION?Copy !req
428. HOW SHE LAUGHED
AT MY FANNIE MAE JOKES?Copy !req
429. - YOU TWO CERTAINLY ENJOYED
LAUGHINGCopy !req
430. AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISERY.Copy !req
431. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
432. WE'RE GETTING WENDY BACK.Copy !req
433. - DAD, NO.Copy !req
434. - I WASN'T A GOOD FATHERCopy !req
435. WHEN I SOMEHOW LET CONOR
HOLE-PUNCH HIS EAR,Copy !req
436. AND I WASN'T A GOOD FATHER WHEN
I LET YOU AND WENDY DRIFT APART.Copy !req
437. I'M TURNING THIS BIKE AROUND.Copy !req
438. - THANKS, DADDY.Copy !req
439. - ACTUALLY,
SINCE YOU'RE IN FRONT,Copy !req
440. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TURN THIS BIKE AROUND.Copy !req
441. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO THIS!Copy !req
442. FOUR TICKETS
TO THE GYMNASTICS FINALS!Copy !req
443. - THAT'LL BE $160.Copy !req
444. - OUCH.Copy !req
445. YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S BEST
IF I DO THIS ALONE.Copy !req
446. - GLENN.
- RIGHT.Copy !req
447. - MAKE OUR LEADER PROUD,
BONG WA,Copy !req
448. OR AT LEAST NOT ANGRY.Copy !req
449. - I WON'T LET YOU DOWN,
MR. CHO.Copy !req
450. - YOU NEED SOMETHING TO EAT?Copy !req
451. LIPNICKI!Copy !req
452. WHERE SEEDLESS STRAWBERRIES?Copy !req
453. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.Copy !req
454. BONG WA PHO.Copy !req
455. DID I SAY THAT RIGHT?Copy !req
456. - WENDY!Copy !req
457. - COURTNEY?Copy !req
458. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
459. - I-I WANT YOU BACK.Copy !req
460. - YOU DO?Copy !req
461. - BONG WA!Copy !req
462. YOU DON'T GO BACK
TO THANKLESS JOB.Copy !req
463. YOU BIG STAR IN KOREA.Copy !req
464. WE MAKE STATUE OF YOU IN GOLD.Copy !req
465. COME ON, BABY ARM, HELP ME OUT.Copy !req
466. - OOH!Copy !req
467. - I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.Copy !req
468. I'LL DOUBLE YOUR VACATION DAYS.Copy !req
469. - TIRED OF LIPNICKI?Copy !req
470. NO PROBLEM!Copy !req
471. LOOK, HALEY JOEL OSMENT!Copy !req
472. - I WAS TOLD
THIS WAS A RIBBON CUTTINGCopy !req
473. FOR A CAR DEALERSHIP.Copy !req
474. - HEY, HEY,
HALEY JOEL OSMENT.Copy !req
475. - HA-HA!
I WIN, COURTNEY MARTIN.Copy !req
476. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN OFFER
THAT I CAN'T TOP.Copy !req
477. - WENDY...
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!Copy !req
478. WOW, I NEVER HAD A BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
479. - NEITHER HAVE I.Copy !req
480. - SHOULD WE GET A CHARM
THAT FITS TOGETHER?Copy !req
481. I'LL SWALLOW MY HALF
SO IT'S CLOSE TO MY HEART.Copy !req
482. - UH, LET'S TAKE IT SLOW.Copy !req
483. - LOOK AT THEM, GLENN.Copy !req
484. THAT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.Copy !req
485. - YEAH, ALMOST MAKES ME
FORGET ABOUT THE 160 BUCKSCopy !req
486. I PAID TO WATCH A GIRLS' SPORT,
PLUS PARKING.Copy !req
487. - NOT SO FAST, DR. MARTIN.Copy !req
488. - OH, MR. CHO,Copy !req
489. IF THIS IS ABOUT
A THANK-YOU NOTE,Copy !req
490. I WANTED TO WRITE ONE.Copy !req
491. HE SAID IT WASN'T NECESSARY.Copy !req
492. - UH, IN MY DEFENSE,Copy !req
493. I NEVER THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
494. - THE GIRL STAYS WITH US.Copy !req
495. - OKAY, YOU WANT TO GO,
LITTLE MAN, HUH?Copy !req
496. YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKECopy !req
497. A RED-BLOODED SUBURBAN
AMERICAN DENTIST?Copy !req
498. I GOT TWO WEAPONS
OF MASS DESTRUCTION RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
499. UH...Copy !req
500. - ON THE COUNT OF THREE,
BABY ARM.Copy !req
501. I'M TEACHING HIM NUMBERS.Copy !req
502. ONE, TWO—Copy !req
503. - HI-YA!Copy !req
504. - OH!Copy !req
505. OW!Copy !req
506. COOL!Copy !req
507. - YOUR DISMOUNT
STILL NEED WORK.Copy !req
508. - THAT'S IT.Copy !req
509. YOU'RE NOW AN OFFICIAL MEMBER
OF THE MARTIN FAMILY.Copy !req
510. WELL, NOT OFFICIAL OFFICIAL,Copy !req
511. BUT I'LL PAY FOR YOUR MEALS
AT RESTAURANTS WITHOUT GRIPING.Copy !req
512. - C'MON, BEST FRIEND,
WE'VE GOT LOTS TO DO.Copy !req
513. - THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
514. I HAVE TO MAKE MY BEST FRIEND
A MACCHIATO.Copy !req
515. - NO, NO, NO,
YOU'RE PART OF THE FAMILY NOW.Copy !req
516. YOU CAN MAKE US ALL MACCHIATOS.Copy !req