1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR,
THE LADIES' MAN,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
15. - FOR WHAT?Copy !req
16. - FOR SAVING THE EARTH.Copy !req
17. - OH, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO THANK ME.Copy !req
18. JUST BEING A HERO
IS THANKS ENOUGH.Copy !req
19. - NO, YOU AIN'T GETTIN' OFF
THAT EASY.Copy !req
20. YOU GETTIN' A HUG.Copy !req
21. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
RAIN CHECK.Copy !req
22. AS OPPOSED TO RAINCOAT,Copy !req
23. WHICH IS THE ONLY THING
YOU'RE WEARING.Copy !req
24. - YEAH, IT TAKES A LOT OF US
TO UNDO THE DAMAGECopy !req
25. OF EARTH-DESTROYING ENERGY HOGS
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
26. - CHECK IT OUT, JACKIE.Copy !req
27. I TOOK OFF
THE CATALYTIC CONVERTER.Copy !req
28. NOW THIS BABY CAN BREATHE!Copy !req
29. ANYONE HERE NAMED JACKIE?Copy !req
30. - HYPOCRITE.Copy !req
31. - OH.Copy !req
32. YOU STILL WANT THAT HUG?Copy !req
33. - NOT FROM YOU I DON'T.Copy !req
34. OH, WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
35. I GUESS I COULD CRUSH
A COUPLE MORE CANS.Copy !req
36. - HUH, I THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA BURP,Copy !req
37. BUT I DIDN'T.Copy !req
38. WHOA, SNUCK UP ON ME.Copy !req
39. TASTE IT.Copy !req
40. - GLENN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
CUT THOSE UP.Copy !req
41. THEY'RE BAD FOR THE ECOSYSTEM.Copy !req
42. - OH, PLEASE.Copy !req
43. HOW DOES THAT HURT
THE ECOSYSTEM?Copy !req
44. - CONOR, DO YOU REALLY NEEDCopy !req
45. A PLASTIC FORK, SPOON, SPORK,
AND SALAD SPORK?Copy !req
46. - I GUESS NOT.Copy !req
47. - WE'VE LET OUR COMMITMENT
TO THE ENVIRONMENT SLIDE.Copy !req
48. WE BURN A TON OF GAS;
WE'RE ALWAYS EATING TAKE-OUT...Copy !req
49. - NOT TO MENTION THE TIME
WE WENT FISHING WITH DYNAMITE.Copy !req
50. - YEAH, I GUESS
THAT WAS A WASTE,Copy !req
51. SINCE NONE OF US EAT FISH.Copy !req
52. WE HAD ONE HELL OF A FISH FIGHT,
THOUGH, HUH?Copy !req
53. - I'VE BEEN READING
THIS BOOK BY RICK MONTANA,Copy !req
54. GREEN LIKE ME.Copy !req
55. - OH, NO,
NOT THIS GUY AGAIN.Copy !req
56. EVEN IF WE ARE DESTROYING
THE PLANET,Copy !req
57. I'M COMPLETELY CONFIDENT
NASA CAN FIND USCopy !req
58. A NEW ONE TO LIVE ON.Copy !req
59. - ANYHOW, RICK MONTANA
RUNS AN ECO-VILLAGECopy !req
60. WHERE THEY TEACH PEOPLE
SIMPLE WAYS TO LIVE GREEN.Copy !req
61. - OH, DAD, WE HAVE TO GO!Copy !req
62. THAT'S WHERE OUR FAVORITE
CELEBRITIES GOCopy !req
63. TO GET HOLIER THAN THOU.Copy !req
64. - YEAH, J-LO, LI-LO,
WILLIAM H. MACE-LO.Copy !req
65. - HOW ABOUT NO-GO?Copy !req
66. - COME ON, GLENN.Copy !req
67. THIS WOULD BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
FOR US TO—Copy !req
68. - FAT CHANCE.Copy !req
69. I'M NOT GOING TO
SOME SANCTIMONIOUS PLACECopy !req
70. TO BE CONDESCENDED TO,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,Copy !req
71. AND IF YOU DON'T,
MAYBE I'LL SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.Copy !req
72. - YOU NEVER TAKE
MY CONCERNS SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
73. - I TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
74. I JUST THINK YOU'RE OVERTIRED
AND NEED A NAPPY.Copy !req
75. OH MY GOD!Copy !req
76. - "PLANET KILLER?"Copy !req
77. - WHO COULD WRITE SUCH A THING?Copy !req
78. - SOMEONE WITH
A GIANT MAGIC MARKER?Copy !req
79. - PLANET KILLER!
PLANET KILLER!Copy !req
80. PLANET KILLER!
PLANET KILLER!Copy !req
81. - THAT SETTLES IT.Copy !req
82. WE ARE GOING TO
THAT ECO-VILLAGE.Copy !req
83. - PLANET KILLER!
PLANET KILLER!Copy !req
84. WHOO!Copy !req
85. - HELLO EXIT 17!Copy !req
86. WE ARE PLANET KILLER!Copy !req
87. - SUSTAINABLE LIVING.Copy !req
88. THIS IS WHAT
THE FUTURE'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE.Copy !req
89. - YEAH, AFTER THE BOMB GOES OFF
AND APES RULE THE WORLD.Copy !req
90. - AH, NEWCOMERS.Copy !req
91. BEAUTIFUL RV.Copy !req
92. DOES IT RUN ON
ENDANGERED SPECIES?Copy !req
93. - NO, BUT IT'S RUN OVER A FEW.Copy !req
94. UP TOP, BUDDY.Copy !req
95. THERE YOU GO!Copy !req
96. - GLENN!Copy !req
97. - MY NAME'S STARFINDER.Copy !req
98. ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU
WHY WE'RE MORALLY SUPERIORCopy !req
99. TO EVERYONE ON THE GRID.Copy !req
100. WE'RE A COMPLETELY
SUSTAINABLE COMMUNITY.Copy !req
101. FOR EXAMPLE, OUR CROPS ARE
NOURISHED BY OUR OWN BODY WASTE.Copy !req
102. - AND ALL OUR ELECTRICITY
IS GENERATED ON THE GROUNDS.Copy !req
103. - WE ALMOST HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY
TO BOIL THE PARASITESCopy !req
104. OUT OF OUR DRINKING WATER.Copy !req
105. - WELL, ACCORDING TO
THAT SUNDIAL,Copy !req
106. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TWO
TO MEET WITH RICK.Copy !req
107. - I HAVE TO ADMIT
I HAVE A BIT OF A CRUSH ON HIM.Copy !req
108. - YEAH, HE'S AS EASY ON THE EYES
AS HE IS ON THE EARTH.Copy !req
109. - UGH, I'M GONNA PUKE.Copy !req
110. - AIM FOR THE TOMATO PLANTS.Copy !req
111. THEY NEED THE IRON.Copy !req
112. - OH!Copy !req
113. - RICK WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.Copy !req
114. HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH
MADE OF TIRES.Copy !req
115. - GREAT, ANOTHER SKID MARK
ON MY PANTS.Copy !req
116. - GLENN, DO NOT RUIN THIS.Copy !req
117. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.Copy !req
118. HOW'S MY HAIR?
DIRTY ENOUGH?Copy !req
119. - JACKIE, HE'S NOT AN ANGEL.Copy !req
120. HE'S JUST ANOTHER SANCTIMONIOUS,Copy !req
121. JUDGMENTAL...Copy !req
122. OH, MY...Copy !req
123. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
124. WHAT A GOOD-LOOKING COUPLE!Copy !req
125. I NEED TO TAKE
A MENTAL SNAPSHOT.Copy !req
126. SWEET.Copy !req
127. THAT'S A KEEPER.Copy !req
128. - OH, CAN I GET A COPY?Copy !req
129. - HEH.
NOT A REAL PICTURE, BROHAM.Copy !req
130. - OH, HE CALLED ME BROHAM.Copy !req
131. - IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, RICK.Copy !req
132. - NO, NO.Copy !req
133. THAT'S NOT HOW WE GREET PEOPLE
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
134. OH, I LOVE YOU, JACKIE.Copy !req
135. - I LOVE YOU, RICK.Copy !req
136. - I LOVE YOU, GLENN.Copy !req
137. - THIS STINKS.Copy !req
138. NO MADONNA, NO ANGELINA.Copy !req
139. - YEAH, WHAT'S THE POINT
OF GETTING BACK TO NATURECopy !req
140. IF YOU DON'T GET TO SEE
CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP?Copy !req
141. - HI, I'M SERENITY.Copy !req
142. - SERENITY, COOL NAME.Copy !req
143. YOU SOUND OPEN-MINDED.Copy !req
144. - JUST BECAUSE WE'RE LIBERALCopy !req
145. DOESN'T MEAN WE'LL MAKE OUT
WITH YOU.Copy !req
146. - CRUD!Copy !req
147. - WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US
IN A GAME OF AFFIRMATION-BALL?Copy !req
148. - I DON'T REALLY LIKE SPORTS.Copy !req
149. OR YOU GUYS.Copy !req
150. - IT'S FUN.Copy !req
151. YOU CATCH THE BALLCopy !req
152. AND SHARE SOMETHING DEEPLY
PERSONALABOUT YOURSELF,Copy !req
153. THEN WE VALIDATE YOU
FOR BEING EMOTIONALLY HONEST.Copy !req
154. - I WAS BORN
WITH AMBIGUOUS GENITALIA.Copy !req
155. WE AFFIRM YOU!Copy !req
156. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?Copy !req
157. HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF.Copy !req
158. - OKAY.Copy !req
159. I HAVE A CRIPPLING FEAR
OF MARIONETTES.Copy !req
160. WE AFFIRM YOU.Copy !req
161. - I DON'T AFFIRM YOU.Copy !req
162. THAT'S WEIRD.Copy !req
163. - C'MON, OPEN UP.Copy !req
164. IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
165. - UH...Copy !req
166. DODGEBALL!Copy !req
167. - OOF!
RIGHT IN THE AMBIGUOUS GENITALS!Copy !req
168. - HEY, THAT'S NOT NURTURING,
YOU CLOSET BREAST-FEEDER.Copy !req
169. - OW!Copy !req
170. - NURTURE THIS!Copy !req
171. TAKE THAT!Copy !req
172. - SO THEN I SAID, "DALAI LAMA,
HAVE YOU MET DOLLY PARTON?"Copy !req
173. AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
WE'RE DRINKIN' FIG WINECopy !req
174. AND CHATTING ABOUT
THIS BIG BLUE MARBLE OF OURS,Copy !req
175. MADRE EARTH.Copy !req
176. - HEY, STANLEY,
HOW GOES THE BATTLE?Copy !req
177. SO WHAT MADE YOU
WANT TO COME HERE?Copy !req
178. - WELL—Copy !req
179. - WELL, I'M ALL ABOUT REDUCING
YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT, MAN.Copy !req
180. CUTTING SIX PACK HOLDERS,
NOT BLOWING UP FISH—Copy !req
181. - RICK, I WAS THE FIRST PERSON
IN MY NEIGHBORHOODCopy !req
182. TO BRING MY OWN BAGS
TO THE GROCERY STORE.Copy !req
183. - AND THE FIRST TO MAKE EVERYONE
FEEL BAD FOR NOT DOING THE SAME.Copy !req
184. - THAT'S ME ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
185. - IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
186. YOU KNOW,
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,Copy !req
187. I MEET A GUEST
THAT BOWLS ME OVERCopy !req
188. WITH THEIR ECO-PASSION
AND ENVIRO-KNOWLEDGE,Copy !req
189. AND I LIKE TO TAKE
THAT PERSON UNDER MY WING.Copy !req
190. HOW'S THAT SOUND TO YOU,
JACKIE?Copy !req
191. - ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
192. RICK, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.Copy !req
193. - SWEET,Copy !req
194. BECAUSE THAT PERSON'S
YOUR HUSBAND!Copy !req
195. - OH, MY GOD, ME?
- HIM?Copy !req
196. - THAT'S RIGHT, BROHAM.Copy !req
197. YOU AND ME ARE GONNA HANG,
HAVE SOME FUN,Copy !req
198. REALLY GET OUR GREEN ON.Copy !req
199. - RIGHT ON, BROHAM!Copy !req
200. DID I SAY THAT RIGHT?Copy !req
201. - BUT—BUT I LIKE
TO GET MY GREEN ON.Copy !req
202. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?Copy !req
203. - I KNOW JUST THE THING.Copy !req
204. GLENN!Copy !req
205. - NOW CHECK IT OUT, BROHAM.Copy !req
206. THIS IS HOW WE PROTECT OUR CROPS
WITHOUT DANGEROUS PESTICIDES.Copy !req
207. LADYBUGS.Copy !req
208. - THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, MAN.Copy !req
209. OOP, YOU GOT A LADYBUG
ON YOUR CHEEK.Copy !req
210. NO, NO. OVER A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
211. NO, NO.
RIGHT, RIGHT, HERE.Copy !req
212. MAKE A WISH.Copy !req
213. - OKAY, THAT'S JUST WEIRD.Copy !req
214. - NOT ACCORDING TO US MAGAZINE.Copy !req
215. IT'S CALLED A BROMANCE.Copy !req
216. ACTUALLY,
IT'S ONE OF THE HIPPEST THINGSCopy !req
217. DAD'S EVER DONE.Copy !req
218. - A BROMANCE?Copy !req
219. - IT'S WHEN TWO MEN
FORM A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP,Copy !req
220. OFTEN INTENSELY PHYSICAL,
BUT JUST SHORT OF BEING GAY.Copy !req
221. I THINK IT'S A NATURAL OUTGROWTH
OF TAKING GOD OUT OF SCHOOLS.Copy !req
222. - OH, NOT IN THE EYE!
NOT THE EYE!Copy !req
223. YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?Copy !req
224. - WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT.Copy !req
225. IF THERE'S ANYONE YOUR FATHERCopy !req
226. SHOULD BE HAVING A NONSEXUAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH,Copy !req
227. IT'S ME.Copy !req
228. - LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!
LOOK OUT.Copy !req
229. - DUDE, YOU'RE WRECKING IT.Copy !req
230. - HEY, HONEY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE
A POWER HIKE UP THE MOUNTAIN.Copy !req
231. - YEAH, WE'RE GONNA TIGHTEN UP
THESE GLUTES.Copy !req
232. - WHOA!Copy !req
233. - WHAT ARE YOU,
SMUGGLING MARSHMALLOWS IN THERE?Copy !req
234. - OH, YEAH,
LIKE YOUR GLUTES ARE SO—Copy !req
235. HOLY COW.Copy !req
236. JACKIE, COME HERE.
YOU GOT TO FEEL THIS.Copy !req
237. - NO, GLENN.Copy !req
238. - YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET OUR SWEAT ON.Copy !req
239. - WANT TO COME, JACKIE?Copy !req
240. - OH, WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT
TO BE A THIRD WHEEL—Copy !req
241. - OKAY.
BYE.Copy !req
242. - CHECK IT, HOMBRE.Copy !req
243. IMAGINE SIX WINDMILLS
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
244. - WHOA!Copy !req
245. - NOW IMAGINE SEVEN.Copy !req
246. - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY
SEVEN TO BEGIN WITH?Copy !req
247. - I DIDN'T WANT TO BLOW
YOUR MIND.Copy !req
248. NOW IMAGINE
ALL THE WINDMILLS GONE.Copy !req
249. - WHAT?Copy !req
250. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT
THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE.Copy !req
251. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
252. - GOT SOME BAD NEWSAGE.
FUNDING FELL THROUGH.Copy !req
253. COUPLE HUNDRED Gs.Copy !req
254. - OH, NO.
THAT'S TERRIBLE NEWSAGE.Copy !req
255. - OOH.Copy !req
256. AH, SUCH A GENTLE SOUL.Copy !req
257. OH, WELL.
COULD'VE SAVED THE WORLD.Copy !req
258. HOPEFULLY A COMET WILL HIT US
AND TAKE US OUT QUICKLY.Copy !req
259. - OH, WELL?Copy !req
260. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING
WE CAN DOCopy !req
261. TO RAISE A COUPLE
HUNDRED THOUSAND IN CASH.Copy !req
262. MAYBE A BAKE SALE?Copy !req
263. - AFRAID THAT'S NOT GONNA DO IT,
BRO-BAMA.Copy !req
264. IF ONLY SOMEONE
WOULD COME UP BIG,Copy !req
265. DO ME A SOLID.Copy !req
266. - AAAH, JEEZ, RICK,
I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT,Copy !req
267. BUT ALL I HAVE IS THE MONEY
FROM WHEN OUR HOUSE BURNED DOWN.Copy !req
268. - HOLD THE PHONE, EVA PERON.Copy !req
269. YOU'D BE WILLING TO PART
WITH SOME MEANINGLESS PAPERCopy !req
270. JUST TO SAVE SIX BILLION PEEPS
FROM TOTAL ANNIHILATION?Copy !req
271. - WELL—
- OH, BRO-DIDDLY!Copy !req
272. YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF
A WRESTLE.Copy !req
273. - NO TICKLING, NO TICKLING!Copy !req
274. - SWEAT LODGE?Copy !req
275. - YOU KNOW IT.Copy !req
276. WHATEVER YOU SEEK IN LIFE,Copy !req
277. YOU WILL FIND IN THERE.Copy !req
278. - I'M SEEKING BOOBS.Copy !req
279. - DUDE, YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.Copy !req
280. - CONOR MARTIN,Copy !req
281. I AM YOUR SPIRIT GUIDE.Copy !req
282. - WHOA.Copy !req
283. - I CAN USE MAGIC
TO HELP YOU FIND WHAT YOU SEEK.Copy !req
284. - WHAT I SEEK IS BOOBAGE.Copy !req
285. - I CAN DO THAT.Copy !req
286. - SO YOU'RE GOING
TO GIVE YOURSELF GIANT BOOBS?Copy !req
287. - EVEN BETTER, MY CHILD.Copy !req
288. GIVE A MAN A FISH,
FEED HIM FOR A DAY.Copy !req
289. TEACH A MAN TO FISH,
FEED HIM FOR A LIFETIME.Copy !req
290. NOW REPLACE "FISH" WITH "BOOBS."Copy !req
291. - GOTCHA.Copy !req
292. YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE
YOURSELF GIANT FISH.Copy !req
293. AWESOME!Copy !req
294. - THERE'S GOT TO BE AN EASIER
WAY TO WASH CLOTHES.Copy !req
295. - MAHALO!Copy !req
296. RICK SAYS THAT A LOT.Copy !req
297. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.Copy !req
298. WHATCHA DOING, SPIN CYCLE?Copy !req
299. - HAR-HAR.Copy !req
300. SO, HAVE FUN TODAY
WITH YOUR LITTLE MAN-CRUSH?Copy !req
301. - DID I EVER!Copy !req
302. DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF
STUFF WE CAN DO TO SAVE ENERGY,Copy !req
303. LIKE TURNING THE TV OFF
WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE?Copy !req
304. - I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU
THAT FOR YEARS!Copy !req
305. - WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD
YOU SAY THAT?Copy !req
306. - BECAUSE YOU
NEVER LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
307. - I LOVE YOU TOO.Copy !req
308. OH, BEFORE I FORGET,Copy !req
309. WE'RE GIVING
OUR INSURANCE MONEY TO RICKCopy !req
310. TO PUT UP SOME WINDMILLS.Copy !req
311. - ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
312. YOU ARE NOT GIVING HIM
OUR MONEY!Copy !req
313. - OH, NOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME
FOR LOVING THE ENVIRONMENT!Copy !req
314. - NOW I SEE WHY
RICK IS SO INTO YOU.Copy !req
315. - OH, SO RICK CAN
ONLY LIKE ME FOR MY MONEY?Copy !req
316. IT CAN'T BE FOR MY LAUGHCopy !req
317. OR THE CUTE LITTLE WAY
I MISPRONOUNCE "PASGHETTI"?Copy !req
318. - UGH, I'M OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
319. - BY THE WAY,
RICK AND I ARE JUST BUDS.Copy !req
320. I DON'T HAVE A MAN-CRUSH.Copy !req
321. OH, GOD, THAT'S MUSKY!Copy !req
322. - LOOK, I'M A MARIONETTE.Copy !req
323. - AH!Copy !req
324. - GEPPETTO, I'M A REAL BOY!Copy !req
325. - SO I HAVE A PHOBIA.Copy !req
326. YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S REALLY SCARED,Copy !req
327. SCARED OF ADMITTING
VULNERABILITY.Copy !req
328. - OH, SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG.Copy !req
329. - OKAY, YOU NEED TO SEE
WHAT YOU'VE SET IN MOTION.Copy !req
330. - YOU'VE GOT TWO MOMS!Copy !req
331. - YOU WERE BORN WITH ONE KIDNEY!Copy !req
332. - OW!Copy !req
333. - LOOK, YOU DRAGGED THEM
ALL DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL.Copy !req
334. - SO WHAT?Copy !req
335. A LITTLE VIOLENCE
NEVER KILLED ANYONE.Copy !req
336. - EVERYONE, STOP!Copy !req
337. YOU WERE A COMMUNITY OF PEACECopy !req
338. BEFORE MY EMOTIONALLY CLOSED-OFF
FRIEND RUINED EVERYTHING.Copy !req
339. BUT WE CAN GO BACK.Copy !req
340. PLAY AFFIRMATION-BALL.Copy !req
341. WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
342. - HEY, IT'S THE GIRL
WHO'S AFRAID OF MARION ROSS!Copy !req
343. - NO, NO.
IT'S MARIONETTES.Copy !req
344. - OOH, SORRY TO DRAG YOU OUT
HERE, MRS. C.Copy !req
345. - HEY, MRS. C!
SIT ON IT!Copy !req
346. - OH!Copy !req
347. - I'M SURE YOU HAVE
MANY QUESTIONS.Copy !req
348. - YOU BET I DO.Copy !req
349. CAN YOU LAY EGGS?Copy !req
350. - NO, BUT I CAN LAY CHICKS.Copy !req
351. WHAZZUP?Copy !req
352. OKAY, IF YOU WANT GIRLS
TO NOTICE YOU,Copy !req
353. YOU NEED CLARITY.Copy !req
354. YOU MUST MEDITATE
NEAR THE HEAVENS.Copy !req
355. - I DON'T NEED CLARITY.Copy !req
356. I NEED SERENITY.Copy !req
357. AND I NEED TO SEE HER NAKED.Copy !req
358. - JUST CLIMB THE TREE.Copy !req
359. - RICK, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT—Copy !req
360. HUH?Copy !req
361. - HERE THEY GO,
LINING UP ON THE 40.Copy !req
362. THERE'S THE SNAP.Copy !req
363. THERE'S THE THROW.Copy !req
364. HE'S AT THE 30.Copy !req
365. HE'S AT THE 20,
AND HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY.Copy !req
366. TOUCHDOWN!Copy !req
367. - OH, YEAH!Copy !req
368. ALL RIGHT, PEYTON!Copy !req
369. AIR IT OUT, BIG BOY!Copy !req
370. - AND HE REALLY THREADED
THE NEEDLE THERE.Copy !req
371. - WHAT LAZY PIG IS SLACKING OFFCopy !req
372. ON THE HAMSTER WHEEL NOW?Copy !req
373. OH, HEY, JACKIE.Copy !req
374. UM, HOW GOOD ARE YOU
WITH KEEPING SECRETS?Copy !req
375. - YOU HYPOCRITE!Copy !req
376. - DAMN.Copy !req
377. - JACKIE!Copy !req
378. JACKIE, LISTEN TO ME!Copy !req
379. - WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU?Copy !req
380. - BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO—Copy !req
381. - FALL INTO THE COMPOST PIT.Copy !req
382. - HEAR ME OUT, SWEETIE.
- OH!Copy !req
383. - WHEN I STARTED
WHISPERING PINES,Copy !req
384. OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED,
I HAD GOOD INTENTIONS,Copy !req
385. BUT IT'S HARD TO BE GREEN.Copy !req
386. DID YOU KNOW VEGANS
CAN'T EAT MEAT OR WEAR LEATHER?Copy !req
387. - YES.Copy !req
388. I PLAN ON BECOMING ONE
ON MY DEATHBED.Copy !req
389. - I WANTED TO QUIT
THE WHOLE THING,Copy !req
390. BUT BY THEN
I WAS ALREADY FAMOUS.Copy !req
391. I WAS IN PARADE MAGAZINE!Copy !req
392. - SO, YOU BUILT
A PRIVATE UNDERGROUND LAIRCopy !req
393. WHERE YOU COULD MOOCH OFF
OTHER PEOPLE'S HARD WORKCopy !req
394. AND GOOD INTENTIONS?Copy !req
395. - LOOK, HERE'S THE DIRTY LITTLECopy !req
396. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT
AS LONG AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES.Copy !req
397. - I LOOKED UP TO YOU.Copy !req
398. MY HUSBAND SLEPT
IN YOUR SHIRT LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
399. - WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
THE ONLY REASON I WANTEDCopy !req
400. TO GET CLOSE TO HIMCopy !req
401. WAS SO I COULD GET CLOSE TO YOU?Copy !req
402. - I WOULDN'T BELIEVE YOU.Copy !req
403. - TOO SMART.Copy !req
404. THAT'S WHY I WENT
FOR YOUR HUSBAND.Copy !req
405. PLUS, WHEN HE SAYS "PASGHETTI,"
WITH THOSE DIMPLES OF HIS,Copy !req
406. OH, TIME JUST STANDS STILL.Copy !req
407. - WAIT, WAIT!Copy !req
408. AREN'T YOU GONNA GET ME
OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
409. - ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
410. RIGHT AFTER I CASH
YOUR INSURANCE CHECK.Copy !req
411. OH, HERE, THROW THIS OUT FOR ME,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
412. - OH, YOU MONSTER!Copy !req
413. - OH!Copy !req
414. - OH!Copy !req
415. - SERENITY?Copy !req
416. OH!Copy !req
417. PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'RE ALL MOCKING MECopy !req
418. BY NOT TALKING!Copy !req
419. - UGH!Copy !req
420. - AHA!
SEE YOU IN HELL.Copy !req
421. - COURTNEY, THERE'S STILL TIME
TO CHANGE.Copy !req
422. OPEN UP.Copy !req
423. - GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON.Copy !req
424. - SOMEWHERE IN THAT
HARDENED CORPORATE HEART,Copy !req
425. YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S STRENGTH
IN SHOWING WEAKNESS.Copy !req
426. - I...
I...Copy !req
427. - YOU CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
428. - OKAY, FINE.Copy !req
429. I STILL OCCASIONALLY
WET MY BED.Copy !req
430. - I AFFIRM YOU!Copy !req
431. DOES ANYONE ELSE AFFIRM HER?Copy !req
432. - I AFFIRM HER TOO.
- I AFFIRM.Copy !req
433. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
434. YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST MET
YOU PEOPLE,Copy !req
435. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GROSS, SMELLY,Copy !req
436. AND FAR TOO LIBERAL
TO MAKE IT IN THE REAL WORLD.Copy !req
437. BUT I'VE LEARNED THAT
YOU HAVE SOMETHINGCopy !req
438. I COULD USE A LITTLE MORE OF.Copy !req
439. - PATCHOULI OIL?Copy !req
440. - I WAS GONNA SAY
EMOTIONAL HONESTY,Copy !req
441. BUT THANKS FOR INTERRUPTING ME,
ARMPIT HAIR.Copy !req
442. YOU KNOW, I REALLY FEEL
ENLIGHTENED NOW.Copy !req
443. - BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.Copy !req
444. - YEAH.Copy !req
445. - GREAT CONFLICT-FREE
PUPPET SHOW, HUH?Copy !req
446. DIDN'T YOU LIKE THE WAY
THINGS WORKED OUT IN THE ENDCopy !req
447. AND ALSO THE MIDDLE?Copy !req
448. - YEAH, IT WAS FINE.Copy !req
449. - WHAT'S WRONG, BROHAM?Copy !req
450. SOMETHING ON YOUR BRO-MIND?Copy !req
451. - LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION, RICK.Copy !req
452. WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES?Copy !req
453. AND DON'T JUST SAY BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
454. - UH,Copy !req
455. BLU-BROW-GREE-AZEL.Copy !req
456. - MM, LUCKY GUESS.Copy !req
457. - WHAT'S THIS REALLY ABOUT,
GLENN?Copy !req
458. - RICHARD, WHEN YOU'RE
SLAPPING ME ON THE BEHIND,Copy !req
459. IS IT BECAUSE WE'RE BROSCopy !req
460. OR BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE
MY WALLET IS?Copy !req
461. - OH, THIS IS COMING FROM
JACKIE, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
462. C'MON, DUDE, YOU KNOW OUR RULE:Copy !req
463. BROHAMS BEFORE HOHAMS.Copy !req
464. - HEY, THAT'S MY WIFE-HAM
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
465. - I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR A WRESTLE.Copy !req
466. COME ON, GET IN HERE.Copy !req
467. - I DON'T WANT TO WRESTLE.Copy !req
468. I WANT TO TALK.Copy !req
469. - COME ON, MAN, WINDMILLS.Copy !req
470. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
LETTING SOME CHICKCopy !req
471. GET IN THE WAY
OF SAVING THE WORLD.Copy !req
472. - BROHAM, YOU'RE HURTING ME.Copy !req
473. - I'LL LET GO
WHEN YOU WRITE ME THAT CHECK.Copy !req
474. - WHOA, HOW'D YOU GET SO STRONG?Copy !req
475. I THOUGHT WE WERE
EVENLY MATCHED.Copy !req
476. - EVENLY MATCHED?Copy !req
477. I DO 1,000 CRUNCHES A DAY,Copy !req
478. AND YOU NEED ME
TO START YOUR ORANGE.Copy !req
479. - JACKIE WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU!Copy !req
480. - THAT'S WHY I TOOK CARE OF HER.Copy !req
481. - TOOK CARE OF HER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
482. SHOULD I BE GRATEFUL,
OR SHOULD I BE SCARED?Copy !req
483. - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY—
clang!Copy !req
484. STARFINDER,
UNCOOL.Copy !req
485. - I WAS OKAY WITH YOU MILKING
PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MONEY,Copy !req
486. BUT FOR YOU TO TAKE
ANOTHER BUDCopy !req
487. ON A MOONLIGHT
QUADRICYCLE RIDE—Copy !req
488. YOU BROKE MY BRO-HEART!Copy !req
489. clang!Copy !req
490. - WHERE'S MY WIFE?Copy !req
491. - THE COMPOST HEAP.Copy !req
492. - SHE HAS A NAME.
IT'S JACKIE!Copy !req
493. crack!Copy !req
494. - THE WORM-INFESTED TRENCH.Copy !req
495. - YOU DON'T LEARN, DO YOU BUDDY?Copy !req
496. I SAID HER NAME IS JACKIE.Copy !req
497. crack!Copy !req
498. - OKAY, I WANT TO BE
REALLY CLEAR,Copy !req
499. BECAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT
OF TEETH.Copy !req
500. YOUR WIFE, JACKIE,Copy !req
501. IS IN THE HOLE
WHERE OUR GARBAGE ROTS.Copy !req
502. - OH, THE COMPOST HEAP.Copy !req
503. - OH, LOOK WHO TOOK TIME AWAY
FROM HIS BOYFRIENDCopy !req
504. TO SAVE HIS WIFE
FROM BEING DIGESTED ALIVE.Copy !req
505. - I'LL LET GO, JACKIE!Copy !req
506. I SWEAR TO GOD!Copy !req
507. - AW, DID YOU TWO LOVERS
HAVE A SPAT?Copy !req
508. OKAY, I'M SORRY!
SORRY!Copy !req
509. - OH.
AAH!Copy !req
510. OW!Copy !req
511. - YOU IDIOT, THIS ISN'T A TREE.Copy !req
512. IT'S A CELL PHONE TOWER!Copy !req
513. - DON'T LOOK AT ME.Copy !req
514. I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO CLIMB IT.Copy !req
515. - YES, YOU DID!Copy !req
516. - HA-HA. BURN ON YOU?Copy !req
517. I'M GONNA CHOKE YOU!Copy !req
518. - OH, GLENN,
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.Copy !req
519. I WAS THE ONE WHO DRAGGED YOU
TO THIS WRETCHED PLACE.Copy !req
520. - NO, EVERYTHING YOU SAID ABOUT
THE ENVIRONMENT WAS RIGHT.Copy !req
521. IF I WASN'T SO PIGHEADED,Copy !req
522. I WOULD'VE LEARNED
THAT FROM YOUCopy !req
523. INSTEAD OF SOME DREAMY-EYED,
GOLDEN-HAIRED ADONIS.Copy !req
524. OH MAN, HE COULD FILL
A PAIR OF CARGO PANTS.Copy !req
525. I'M SORRY, I—I FORGOT WHAT
I WAS TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
526. - APOLOGY ACCEPTED.Copy !req
527. - WELL, STARFINDER, WHAT'S NEXT?Copy !req
528. YOU GONNA CALL THE AUTHORITIES
ON RICK?Copy !req
529. - OH, NO CAN DO, GLENN.Copy !req
530. THERE'S WAY TOO MUCH MARIJUANA
GROWING AROUND HERE.Copy !req
531. DON'T WORRY.
WE PUT RICK TO GOOD USE.Copy !req
532. - OKAY, WE'RE STARTING TO
LOSE TV RECEPTIONCopy !req
533. DOWN IN THE LAIR.Copy !req
534. zap!
- D'OH!Copy !req
535. NOT COOL,
BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!Copy !req
536. - STUPID, STUPID SPIRIT GUIDE!Copy !req
537. - YOUR FACE ISN'T THAT BAD.Copy !req
538. IT'S HARDLY
NOTICEABLE.Copy !req
539. - YOU POOR THING.Copy !req
540. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
541. - WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.Copy !req
542. - DUDE, THE GIRLS
ARE ALL OVER ME.Copy !req
543. THAT WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG.Copy !req
544. - SURE, WHY NOT?Copy !req
545. - THANK YOU, SUPER CHICKEN.Copy !req
546. - YOU ARE WELCOME, MY CHILD.Copy !req
547. NOW GET UP ON THAT.Copy !req