1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
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2. FATHER, DENTIST,
LOVER,
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3. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.
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4. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
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5. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
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6. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—
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7. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!
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8. OUR SON, CONOR,
THE LADIES' MAN,
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9. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—
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10. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
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11. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.
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12. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.
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13. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.
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14. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?
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15. - YEP, ME AND THE WIFE
ARE COMING UP
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16. ON OUR 15-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
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17. - 15.
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18. YOU KNOW WHAT GIFT THAT IS?
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19. CRYSTAL.
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20. SO SALT IT IS.
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21. I'M KIDDING.
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22. I LOVE HER.
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23. LESS SEXUAL, MORE FRIENDLY,
LIKE ROOMMATES.
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24. IT'S BETTER THAT WAY, RIGHT?
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25. - ANYWAY, TIME TO MEET
YOUR NEW MOUTH.
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26. - WOW, THESE PORCELAIN
VENEERS ARE AMAZING.
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27. - YEP, HARD TO BELIEVE
THIS IS THE SAME STUFF
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28. THEY MAKE URINALS OUT OF.
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29. OKAY, SO THAT COMES OUT TO...
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30. $2,500.
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31. - OOH, I'M A LITTLE LIGHT
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32. I CAN PAY YOU ON—
WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING TOWN?
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33. - MONDAY.
- OH, MAN.
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34. I GET PAID ON TUESDAY.
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35. - I COULD STICK AROUND
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36. - I MEANT TO SAY WEDNESDAY.
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37. - WEDNESDAY'S FINE.
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38. - HERE'S THE THING, DOC,
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39. WHATEVER DAY YOU SAY
YOU'RE LEAVING,
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40. I'M GONNA SAY I GET PAID
THE DAY AFTER.
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41. CIAO!
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42. - BUT I—I...
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43. OH.
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44. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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45. STIFFED AGAIN.
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46. - OH, THAT'S LIKE
THE FIFTH PATIENT THIS WEEK.
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47. - WHAT'S GOING ON?
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48. ARE WE POOR?
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49. - OH, MY GOD!
WE'RE POOR.
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50. - RELAX.
WE'RE NOT POOR.
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51. - WE'RE POOR.
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52. ONLY THE POOR
THINK THEY'RE NOT POOR.
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53. - GIRLS!
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54. I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER.
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55. - ABOUT BEING POOR?
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56. - YES.
NO!
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57. GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY.
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58. JUST KICK A ROCK OR SOMETHING.
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59. DON'T—DON'T BREAK YOUR FOOT,
THOUGH.
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60. WE DON'T HAVE INSURANCE.
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61. GLENN, THIS CAN'T KEEP
HAPPENING.
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62. - YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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63. TOOK ME SIX HOURS
TO MAKE THOSE TEETH,
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64. NOT TO MENTION THE MONEY
I SPENT ON THAT URINAL.
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65. ALL I WANTED WAS
TO BUY YOU SOMETHING NICE
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66. FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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67. - ANNIVERSARY PRESENTS ARE
THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS.
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68. WE HAVE CREDIT CARD BILLS,
UTILITY BILLS,
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69. FOR GOD'S SAKES, OUR SON
DRINKS OUT OF A DOG BOWL.
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70. - IN MY DEFENSE,
THAT'S NOT A MONEY ISSUE.
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71. THAT'S JUST POOR PARENTING.
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72. - GLENN, YOU NEED
TO START COLLECTING
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73. ALL THE MONEY PEOPLE OWE US.
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74. - I KNOW, BUT THAT WAS
MY PARTNER'S JOB.
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75. - YOU DON'T HAVE
A PARTNER ANYMORE.
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76. YOU NEED TO BE YOUR OWN MAN.
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77. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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78. - HOW DO I PUT THIS DELICATELY?
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79. YOU NEED TO GROW A PAIR.
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80. - WOW—OKAY, I DIDN'T REALIZE
IN THESE ENLIGHTENED TIMES,
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81. YOU HAD TO HAVE BALLS TO BE MAN.
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82. - I'M SORRY
IF THAT SOUNDED HARSH,
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83. BUT YOU WORK HARD.
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84. YOU DESERVE TO BE COMPENSATED.
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85. - YOU'RE RIGHT.
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86. I'LL GET THAT MONEY.
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87. I DO NEED TO BE A MAN.
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88. IS IT OKAY IF I GRAB
A LUNA BAR FIRST?
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89. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL JUST SCOOP OUT A BAGEL.
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90. - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE IN THE THROES
OF A SERIOUS FINANCIAL MELTDOWN.
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91. WHAT DO WE HAVE
IN EMERGENCY RESERVES?
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92. - WE'RE LOOKING AT
A CANADIAN QUARTER, A BUTTON,
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93. AND THIS DEAD MOUSE
I HUGGED TOO HARD.
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94. I NAMED HER AFTER YOU.
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95. - NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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96. WE NEED TO MAKE MONEY
AND MAKE MONEY FAST.
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97. - HOW 'BOUT THIS?
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98. - GOOD WORK.
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99. I'M BUYING YOU A NEW MOUSE.
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100. - OOH, I KNOW JUST WHAT
TO NAME HER!
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101. - YEAH, WORK IT, BABY!
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102. - AND LET'S HEAR IT FOR
THE BEAUTIFUL CHANTAL.
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103. WASN'T SHE GREAT, FOLKS?
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104. - I'M SCARED.
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105. - YOU'LL BE FINE.
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106. THE SECRET IS
CHANGING YOUR NAME.
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107. THAT WAY IT'S NOT YOU UP THERE.
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108. - BUT I'M JUST A LITTLE GIRL.
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109. OH, IT'S THAT KIND
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110. - HELLO, GRIZZLED SIR.
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111. MY ASSOCIATE AND I SAW YOUR SIGN
ABOUT MAKING MONEY FAST.
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112. HEY, I DON'T THINK SO, GIRLS.
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113. THAT SIGN'S FOR LADY FIGHTERS.
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114. WE CALL IT "HOTTIE BOXING."
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115. - HOTTIE BOXING?
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116. - LOT OF 'EM START OUT CUTE.
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117. - OOH.
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118. OOH.
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119. - OOH.
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120. - WELL, IF YOU KNOW ANYONE,
PAYS A HUNDRED BUCKS A FIGHT.
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121. - WOW, TEN BUCKS A FIGHT?
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122. WHAT'S THE CATCH?
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123. - YOU GOT TO DRESS UP
LIKE A GIRL AND WEAR A WIG.
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124. - OKAY, BUT WHAT'S THE CATCH?
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125. - OKAY, FIRST UP
ON THE DEADBEAT LIST,
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126. KEN THOMAS.
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127. HI, REMEMBER ME?
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128. GUY YOU DIDN'T PAY?
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129. - OOH, STILL TAPPED OUT.
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130. - I DON'T MEAN TO GET UP
IN YOUR GRILL,
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131. BUT I WAS THE ONE
WHO GAVE YOU THAT GRILL.
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132. - SOMETHIN' FISHY,
A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS.
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133. OUR HOURS?
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134. 9:00 A.M. TO 10:00 A.M.,
EVERY THIRD TUESDAY.
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135. WHAT DO WE DO THE OTHER DAYS?
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136. WE GIVE IT TO YOUR MOTHER!
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137. WE'RE CLOSED.
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138. WHAT CAN I NOT DO FOR YOU?
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139. - HEY THERE, JIMMY.
I'M DR. MARTIN.
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140. I FIXED YOUR CHIPPED INCISOR.
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141. - CHIPPED INCISOR?
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142. NAH, YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY.
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143. MY TEETH ARE PERFECT.
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144. - YEAH, THAT'S
BECAUSE I FIXED THEM,
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145. AND I NEVER ACTUALLY GOT PAID.
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146. - GOT PAID FOR WHAT?
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147. - FOR FIXING
YOUR CHIPPED INCISOR.
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148. - WHOA, WHAT'S WITH
THE CIRCULAR LOGIC?
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149. IT'S LIKE I'M STUCK IN A
FRICKIN' ESCHER PAINTING
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150. OVER HERE.
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151. - YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THIS TODAY.
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152. I WANT MY MONEY!
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153. HEH, SORRY.
SORRY.
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154. I'M A LITTLE SHAKY BECAUSE
I DIDN'T HAVE MY LUNA BAR.
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155. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
- EEK!
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156. - WE ARE TAKING THIS UP
WITH THE BOSS.
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157. - I'M SORRY, VITO.
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158. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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159. - CARMINE, WE'RE FAMILY.
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160. I FORGIVE YOU.
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161. MWAH.
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162. DO YOUR THING, JOEY HEALTHNUT.
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163. - WHAT?
NO!
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164. OH, NO!
PLEASE!
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165. LET ME DOWN.
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166. OH, NO!
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167. NOT IN THE TANK!
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168. - HEY, CAN'T YOU READ?
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169. THE SIGN SAYS
DON'T TAP ON THE GLASS.
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170. - HEY, BOSS.
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171. THIS CLOWN SHOWED ME DISRESPECT.
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172. - DISRESPECT?
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173. THAT'S THE WORST KIND
OF RESPECT.
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174. - VERY DISRESPECTFUL.
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175. - WHOA, WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOUR MOUTH?
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176. - WHOA, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR MOUTH?
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177. BESIDES THE DISRESPECT
THAT JUST CAME OUT OF IT?
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178. - SWOLLEN JAW, RASPY VOICE...
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179. HAVE YOU BEEN IRRITABLE LATELY?
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180. - WHO, ME?
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181. pop!
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182. - GOT IT.
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183. - WHOA, I HAVEN'T FELT
THIS GOOD IN YEARS.
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184. CARMINE, PLEASE ACCEPT
MY APOLOGIES.
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185. MY ANGER MIGHT HAVE BEEN
A TAD MISDIRECTED.
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186. - HEY, NEAT AQUARIUM DECORATION.
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187. - HERE, KEEP THE CHANGE.
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188. - OH, BUT—OH, COME ON.
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189. NO, THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH.
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190. - NO, YOU, SIR, ARE AN ARTIST.
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191. YOU SHOULD BE
REMUNERATED HANDSOMELY.
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192. - WOW, THERE'S A LOT OF MONEY
IN THE FISH BUSINESS,
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193. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING
YOUR LACK OF CUSTOMERS
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194. AND RESTRICTIVE HOURS.
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195. - LOOK AT THIS
BIG, BEAUTIFUL HEAD.
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196. IT'S LIKE EASTER ISLAND.
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197. AND WITH YOUR WONDROUS TALENT,
YOU MUST BE QUITE THE EARNER.
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198. - YEAH, BUT I'M KIND OF A PATSY.
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199. YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY
PEOPLE EXCHANGE A KNOWING GLANCE
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200. THEN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME.
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201. - OH, GLENN, THIS IS AMAZING.
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202. HOW DID YOU GET ALL THIS MONEY?
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203. - MEET MY NEW BUSINESS PARTNER,
VITO RENZULLI.
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204. - HEY, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!
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205. MWAH.
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206. - THERE YOU GO.
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207. THAT'S THREE FILLINGS,
A CLEANING,
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208. AND A CROWN.
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209. THAT'LL BE $400.
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210. NO CHARGE FOR THE CROWN.
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211. IT CAME FREE WITH ONION RINGS.
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212. - OH, I FORGOT MY WALLET.
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213. - I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, DOC.
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214. WHY DON'T YOU GO ENJOY
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215. AS WELL AS THE SILENCE
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216. PROVIDED BY THESE
NOISE-REDUCING HEADPHONES?
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217. - WELL, I DO ENJOY SILENCE.
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218. IT REMINDS ME OF MAKING LOVE
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219. - OOF!
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220. - MM, RAIN FOREST.
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221. BABBLING BROOK.
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222. OOH, SUNSET IN NANTUCKET.
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223. SOUNDS MORE LIKE NIGHTFALL
AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD,
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224. BUT WHATEVER.
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225. - YOU'RE A BUM,
AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A BUM!
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226. - WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH YOU,
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227. YOU'RE GONNA BE WHIZZING
LIGHTNING AND POOPING THUNDER.
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228. - GAH, JUST LIKE
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229. - OOH!
- THANK YOU. COME AGAIN.
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230. - I THINK I'LL HAVE TO.
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231. - NOW HERE YOU GO, DOC.
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232. HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE US
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233. - PONTIAC BONNEVILLE?
NICE.
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234. - THIS MUSIC IS AWFUL.
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235. - OH, JEEZ!
WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
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236. THAT'S TONY.
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237. - TONY BENNETT?
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238. - TONY DANZA.
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239. HE CARRIES A TUNE LIKE
HE CARRIES A MULTICAMERA SITCOM.
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240. FRICKIN' PHENOMENAL.
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241. - PLEASE, THERE'S
A LADY APPROACHING.
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242. LITTLE CLASS?
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243. GO PUT THE NURSE OUTFIT BACK ON.
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244. - HEY, MRS. DR. M.,
WELCOME HOME.
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245. - HI, VITO.
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246. WHAT ARE YOU FELLOWS DOING HERE?
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247. GETTING READY FOR A TRACK MEET?
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248. BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY.
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249. IF ONLY YOU WERE
20 YEARS YOUNGER.
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250. NAH, WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO PROTECT OUR INVESTMENT.
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251. - OH, OKAY.
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252. GLENN, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU
FOR A MOMENT?
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253. GLENN, WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT YOUR NEW PARTNER?
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254. - I KNOW HE OWNS A FISH STORE,
A WASTE MANAGEMENT COMPANY.
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255. I EVEN HEAR HE OWNS PART
OF A POLICE DEPARTMENT.
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256. - DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING
THAT THESE GUYS ARE MOBSTERS?
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257. - WOW, JUST BECAUSE A MAN EATS
GABAGOOL, WEARS A TRACK SUIT,
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258. AND SEALS BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS
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259. DOES NOT MEAN HE'S IN THE MAFIA.
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260. - GLENN, I HAVE A REALLY BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
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261. - DING-DONG.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
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262. - MRS. MARTIN, I KNOW YOU'VE
BEEN GOING THROUGH TOUGH TIMES,
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263. BUT A GAL LIKE YOU DESERVES
THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE.
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264. UNBELIEVABLE.
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265. A FOX STOLE?
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266. - HEY, NOBODY SAID NOTHING
ABOUT STOLE!
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267. - OH, GLENN, I GOT A REALLY GOOD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
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268. - YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
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269. HE'S KNOWN AS THE DENTIST.
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270. THEY SAY HE CAPPED
42 GUYS LAST MONTH.
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271. - NOW, REMEMBER, YOUR NAME
IS CONNIE, AND YOU'RE A GIRL.
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272. - FOREVER?
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273. - OH, IT'S LIKE HE'S ALREADY
TAKEN FOUR HITS TO THE HEAD.
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274. - ALL RIGHT, I WANT
A REASONABLY CLEAN FIGHT.
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275. AND IF YOU GALS
FEEL LIKE KISSING,
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276. I'M NOT GONNA STOP IT.
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277. - OOH.
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278. OOH.
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279. - AND HOTTIE BOX!
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280. - OW.
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281. - OOH, NIP SLIP!
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282. YEAH!
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283. - MY TOP!
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284. foomp!
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285. - JAB!
JAB!
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286. - UPPERCUT!
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287. - DUCK!
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288. - OOH!
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289. OOF.
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290. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE WINNER AND CONTENDER
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291. FOR NEXT THURSDAY'S
BATTLING BABE OF THE BOARDWALK—
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292. - OOH, I CAN'T DO THURSDAY.
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293. I HAVE BOOK CLUB.
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294. - CONNIE MARTIN!
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295. - I THINK I POOPED THUNDER.
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296. - OH, G—GLENN.
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297. GLENN, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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298. - YEAH, I WAS GONNA IGNORE IT
UNTIL ONE OF THE KIDS SCREAMED.
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299. - GET DOWN THERE!
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300. - OH, WHY DO I
ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE MAN?
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301. OH!
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302. I'LL KILL YOU!
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303. ARGH!
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304. - WHOA, HEY.
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305. YOU ARE GONNA KILL ME.
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306. I'M ALLERGIC TO GOOSE DOWN.
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307. - GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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308. - UH, WE HAVE
A LITTLE DENTAL PROBLEM.
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309. WE NEED TO PUT THESE TEETH
BACK INTO THIS MOUTH.
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310. HELP ME.
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311. - LOOK AT YOU.
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312. NO TEETH, YOU'RE STILL
WITH THE YAKETY-YAK.
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313. - HUH.
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314. OKAY, YOU'RE ALL DONE.
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315. JUST DON'T EAT OR CHEW
ANY SPORTING EQUIPMENT
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316. FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
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317. - NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
WE GOT TO GO FIND HIM A DOCTOR
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318. WHO CAN UNDESCEND A TESTICLE.
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319. - GLENN, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
THAT CRAZY STORY, DO YOU?
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320. - WHAT?
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321. CONOR WAS AN ACCIDENT,
AND WE'RE HAPPY WITH HIM, RIGHT?
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322. - GLENN...
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323. - ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT.
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324. THESE GUYS ARE SCARY.
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325. WE'LL GO, BUT WE'RE
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326. OF WONDERFUL MATERIAL
POSSESSIONS HERE, JACKIE.
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327. IF THAT'S THE LESSON
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328. WELL, THEN FINE.
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329. thunk!
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330. WHAT THE?
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331. WHAT?
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332. THAT SIGN WASN'T THERE
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333. - YEAH, IT WAS A STOP SIGN.
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334. - AND THERE WAS A GIRL
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335. - TERRIBLE.
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336. - COPS HERE ARE SO CORRUPT.
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337. YOU WEREN'T PLANNING ON
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338. - NO, OF COURSE NOT.
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339. - I GOT TO SAY, DR. DDS,
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340. MY FEELINGS ARE HURT.
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341. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
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342. - OH, NO.
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343. - SPEAKING OF WHICH,
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344. I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
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345. GUESS WHO'S PLAYING
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346. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT:
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347. YO, MONA!
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348. ANGELA!
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349. MELISSA MILANO!
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350. TONY DANZA!
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351. - BUT TONIGHT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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352. - THANK YOU, VITO.
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353. WE WOULD LOVE TO GO.
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354. HEY, THERE'S ONLY ONE
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355. - BOYS' NIGHT.
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356. I EXPECT TO SEE YOU
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357. - I'LL SHOW HIM.
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358. I'LL GET THERE AT 8:00-ISH.
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359. COURSE, I'LL SET MY WATCH AHEAD
SO I'LL GET THERE EARLY.
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360. HONEY, EVERYTHING
LOOKS WONDERFUL.
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361. - I'M JUST HAPPY
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362. I'M DRINKING WINE,
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363. SO MAYBE I'LL LET YOU DO
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364. - I WOULDN'T MISS OUR
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365. TO 15 WONDERFUL YEARS.
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366. OH, HO—HA—HOT.
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367. OKAY, GOT TO GO.
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368. - YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT
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369. WHAT HAPPENED TO BECOMING A MAN?
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370. - JACKIE, IF I WAS A MAN,
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371. I WOULDN'T NEED VITO
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372. - GLENN, IF YOU GO OUT
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373. WE MIGHT NOT BE HERE
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374. - OH, HONEY, OF COURSE YOU WILL.
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375. THERE'S A BOOT ON THE CAR.
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376. - OH!
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377. - OH.
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378. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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379. LET'S HEAR IT FOR TONY DANZA!
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380. - THANK YOU.
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381. THIS FIRST SONG
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382. AND I KNOW IT'LL BE SPECIAL
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383. HIT IT, BOYS.
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384. TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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385. - GLENN, YOU MADE IT.
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386. - HEY, VITO.
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387. - HOW ABOUT THIS DANZA, HUH?
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388. SINGER, DANCER,
SHORT-LIVED TALK SHOW HOST.
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389. IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO?
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390. GLENN, WE GOT TO TALK
ABOUT OUR FUTURE.
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391. I GOT A DOZEN TACO TRUCKS JUST
SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING
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392. ON ACCOUNT OF SOME HEPATITIS.
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393. - IT IS THE SILENT KILLER, BOSS.
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394. - I SAY WE SLAP ON
A COUPLE OF TOOTHBRUSHES,
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395. PUT IN A FEW TORTURE CHAIRS,
BING BANG BOOM,
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396. WE'RE IN THE DENTIST BUSINESS.
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397. JOEY HEALTHNUT CAN RUN ONE.
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398. - I DON'T KNOW, VITO.
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399. DENTISTRY IS COMPLICATED.
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400. - WHAT'S SO COMPLICATED?
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401. WORST-CASE SCENARIO,
SOMEONE GETS HURT.
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402. - YOU AMUSE ME, JOEY.
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403. - WH-WHA-WHAT, LIKE A CLOWN?
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404. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN READING
A BOOK ON CLOWNING.
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405. - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY,
GLENNY-GLENN?
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406. - YEAH, SOUNDS GREAT, VITO.
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407. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY
HERE SEEING DANZA.
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408. - HEY, BABY.
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409. - WAIT A SECOND.
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410. THESE AREN'T YOUR WIVES.
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411. - GLENN, DON'T TALK ABOUT OUR
WIVES IN FRONT OF THE WHORES.
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412. IT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL.
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413. - THIS NEXT SONG I PERFORMED
TO A SOLD-OUT SHEA STADIUM.
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414. - IN THIS CORNER,
WEIGHING IN AT 92 POUNDS,
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415. IT'S
CONNIE "MY FAVORITE" MARTIN.
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416. - HA! HOO!
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417. - AND IN THIS CORNER,
THE WONDER FROM DOWN UNDER,
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418. KATIE "THE KANGAROO"
NO LAST NAME!
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419. - COURTNEY!
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420. I CAN'T FIGHT A KANGAROO.
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421. DO SOMETHING.
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422. - I ABSOLUTELY WILL.
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423. PUT EVERYTHING WE HAVE
ON THE KANGAROO.
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424. SMELL YOU LATER, CONOR.
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425. PLAY BALL!
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426. OH, SURE,
I'LL SIGN THAT FOR YOU.
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427. - SO A DENTIST, HUH?
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428. I NEVER DATED A DENTIST BEFORE.
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429. I NEVER EVEN BEEN
TO A DENTIST BEFORE.
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430. - WELL, YOU'D NEVER KNOW IT,
MISS...
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431. - MY NAME'S CRYSTAL.
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432. - CRYSTAL.
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433. AS IN CRYSTAL ANNIVERSARY?
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434. - NO, CRYSTAL
AS IN CRYSTAL VENDETTI.
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435. NO RELATION TO BILLY CRYSTAL,
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436. ALTHOUGH I HAVE FAKED
AN ORGASM IN A DINER.
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437. I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING.
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438. HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
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439. - VITO, THERE'S SOMETHING
I GOT TO SAY TO YOU,
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440. AND I GOT TO SAY IT RIGHT NOW.
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441. - OH, IT'S ABOUT CRYSTAL, RIGHT?
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442. LET ME JUST SAY,
THAT'S NOT BACK ACNE.
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443. SHE WAS PEPPERED PRETTY GOOD
WITH A SHOTGUN.
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444. - NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
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445. - IS IT ABOUT HER WOOD FOOT?
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446. - NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
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447. DON'T THINK I'M NOT GRATEFUL
FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE.
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448. YOU BELIEVED IN ME.
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449. YOU FILLED MY HOME WITH TVs
AND NEARLY NEW APPLIANCES,
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450. BUT I NEED TO BE MY OWN MAN,
COLLECT MY OWN DEBTS,
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451. SO WITH AS MUCH RESPECT
AS I CAN POSSIBLY MUSTER,
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452. I NEED TO DISSOLVE
THIS PARTNERSHIP.
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453. - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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454. YOU'RE LEAVING ME?
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455. - NO.
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456. WELL, YES.
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457. - NO ONE TELLS VITO RENZULLI
WHAT'S WHAT.
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458. ONLY VITO RENZULLI TELLS
VITO RENZULLI WHAT'S WHAT.
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459. - WHAT?
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460. - CONGRATULATIONS, GLENN MARTIN.
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461. YOU DID IT!
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462. YOU STOOD UP FOR YOURSELF.
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463. YOU'RE A MAN NOW.
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464. - I AM?
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465. - I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
AND YOUR GIANT HEAD.
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466. I LOVE IT.
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467. IT'S LIKE A SEEDLESS WATERMELON.
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468. MWAH.
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469. - SO YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME?
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470. - NO, I'M NOT MAD.
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471. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD?
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472. WHEN A TREMENDOUS TALENT LIKE
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473. DON'T LET PEOPLE
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
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474. HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH,
IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.
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475. SERIOUSLY,
THE NECK MUSCLES YOU MUST HAVE.
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476. NOW, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU NUT.
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477. - THANK YOU, VITO.
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478. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.
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479. - HEY, A LITTLE RESPECT.
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480. - RESPECT YOU?
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481. RESPECT ME.
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482. - OH, WHAT'S WITH
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483. - RESPECT THIS.
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484. - THAT GUY JUST TOOK OUT EVERY
MADE GUY IN THE GARDEN STATE.
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485. - SHOULD WE GRAB HIM?
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486. - NOT ME.
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487. I'M ON THE TAKE.
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488. - I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW
HE BEAT THAT KANGAROO.
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489. - CONNIE MARTIN!
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490. - EASIEST TEN BUCKS I EVER MADE.
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491. - HAPPY CRYSTAL ANNIVERSARY,
HONEY.
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492. - OH, GLENN, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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493. - NOW, LET'S BLOW OUT OF THIS
CITY THAT DONALD TRUMP FORGOT.
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494. - SO WE'RE FREE TO LEAVE?
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495. YOU BROKE UP WITH VITO?
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496. - WELL, HE WAS SCARY,
BUT LOSING YOU WAS EVEN SCARIER.
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497. - I'M PROUD OF YOU, SWEETHEART.
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498. - MM.
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499. AH, YOU'RE THE ONLY PARTNER
I'LL EVER NEED.
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500. UNLESS I GO INTO WASTE DISPOSAL.
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501. GIVE ME A HUG, MY LITTLE GOOMAH.
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502. - GLENN, THAT TERM IS REALLY
DISRESPECTFUL TOWARDS WOMEN.
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503. - OH, EVERYONE WITH THE RESPECT
AROUND HERE.
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