Glenn Martin, DDS 1x4

1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN, FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,

2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER AND DENTIST.

3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.

4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

5. SO IT'S ME, MY WIFE, JACKIE—

6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST— OH!

7. OUR SON, CONOR, THE LADIES' MAN,

8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—

9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING FOR HER ONE DAY.

10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY ALREADY IS.

11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.

12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.

13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?

14. - HERE WE ARE, KIDS,

15. THE THIRD MOST FAMOUS GEYSER IN AMERICA,

16. A GEOTHERMAL EVENT

17. THAT WILL SURPASS ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

18. NOW, ACCORDING TO THIS, THE GEYSER HAS ERUPTED

19. EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR FOR THE LAST MILLION YEARS.

20. SHE GOES OFF IN THREE, TWO, ONE.

21. ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

22. WE ALL KNOW ATOMIC CLOCKS ARE NOTORIOUSLY INACCURATE.

23. BY MY COUNT, IT'S COMING IN THREE, TWO, ONE.

24. - INTERESTING, BECAUSE COURTNEY IS ABOUT TO GO OFF

25. IN THREE, TWO, ONE.

26. - YOU DRAGGED US 300 MILES TO SEE THIS?

27. - ACUPUNCTURE TIME.

28. - AH, BLESS YOU AND YOUR ASIAN PSEUDOSCIENCE.

29. - OKAY, LET'S GO.

30. - DON'T GO. COME ON.

31. THIS IS THE BEST ACTIVITY I'VE PLANNED ALL WEEK.

32. OH.

33. - UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S RIGHT.

34. - EH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

35. - THAT SUCKS.

36. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA SEE SOMETHING COOL.

37. - WHOO-HOO!

38. - LOOK AT THESE HANDSOME DEVILS.

39. HEY, HEY, HEY.

40. DO I SEE A HINT OF A MUSTACHE?

41. HUH, YOU'RE TURNING INTO A REAL MARTIN.

42. OUR CLAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN FOR ITS EXCESSIVE FACIAL HAIR.

43. - OH, RIGHT, LIKE AUNT MIRIAM.

44. SHE HAD A GOATEE WAY BEFORE THEY WERE COOL.

45. - CONOR, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE.

46. I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO SHAVE,

47. JUST LIKE MY FATHER TAUGHT ME.

48. - OR I COULD GROW ONE OF THOSE BUSHY MUSTACHES

49. LIKE THOSE SHIRTLESS BIKERS

50. IN THAT BAR WE ACCIDENTALLY WALKED INTO.

51. - OR I COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO SHAVE,

52. JUST LIKE MY FATHER TAUGHT ME.

53. - FLOWER FOR YOUR SPECIAL GAL?

54. - DON'T MIND IF I DO.

55. CONOR, YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG

56. BY SURPRISING A WOMAN WITH AN UNEXPECTED ROSE.

57. - IT'S A CARNATION.

58. - THANK YOU. THAT WILL BE ALL.

59. - UGH. LOOK AT ALL THIS CLUTTER.

60. - FLOWER FOR MILADY.

61. - OH, YOU GAVE ME A FLOWER?

62. - WORKS EVERY TIME.

63. - WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT A FLOWER?

64. - HOW ABOUT A VASE?

65. - WE DON'T HAVE A VASE!

66. WE LIVE IN A MOBILE DENTIST'S OFFICE!

67. - THAT'S OKAY. WE'LL IMPROVISE.

68. WE'RE THE MARTINS. WE LIVE TO IMPROVISE.

69. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME I FORCED YOU ONSTAGE AT THE IMPROV

70. AND YOU TOTALLY FROZE.

71. - HERE.

72. - AH, PROBLEM SOLVED.

73. THANK YOU, COURTNEY.

74. - CLEANING ACID ON OUR TABLE?

75. DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THIS PLACE IS?

76. - OH, COME ON, JACKIE. YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.

77. - DAD, HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THIS THING'S ON?

78. - X-RAYS.

79. HOW CAN SOMETHING YOU CAN'T SEE HURT YOU?

80. I MEAN, COME— IT'S JUST...

81. GIRLS, DON'T TOUCH CONOR FOR A FEW DAYS.

82. - AAH!

83. - ISN'T THIS GREAT?

84. JUST YOU AND ME, SLEEPING UNDER THE STARS.

85. WHAT COULD BE MORE ROMANTIC?

86. YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE—

87. - NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

88. OUR CHILDREN ARE RIGHT THERE.

89. - WELL, I COULD SEAL THE WINDOW,

90. FILL THE CABIN WITH SOME NITROUS OXIDE.

91. THE KIDS'LL BE OUT FOR A WEEK.

92. - NOT TONIGHT.

93. NOT ANY NIGHT,

94. NOT AS LONG AS WE CONTINUE TO LIVE LIKE THIS.

95. - AH, YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE WE LIVE LIKE ANIMALS.

96. - OUR SON SLEEPS ON A DOG BED.

97. THERE'S NO PRIVACY. IT'S CLUTTERED.

98. THIS IS NO WAY TO RAISE TWO CHILDREN

99. AND A STRANGE FOREIGN NATIONAL.

100. - HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

101. NO ONE SEEMS VERY HAPPY.

102. HEY, WHAT IF WE REMODEL THE RV,

103. ANY WAY YOU WANT?

104. - YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?

105. - YEAH, YEAH. I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.

106. I WANT TO SEE YOUR SMILE AGAIN.

107. - OH, YOU DO LIKE MY SMILE, DON'T YOU?

108. - ARE YOU KIDDING?

109. YOUR LOCALIZED MICRODONTIA

110. IS THE SEXIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

111. IF THE LIGHT IS JUSTRIGHT,

112. I SWEAR YOUR SMILE ACTUALLY SPARKLES.

113. - DO YOU SEE IT?

114. - TRY AGAIN.

115. NOPE, NOPE.

116. OPEN.

117. WIDE— BIGGER SMILE.

118. WIDE— - EH?

119. - AH, MAYBE WHEN WE REMODEL THE RV.

120. - SO, FOLKS, WHAT BRINGS YOU BY?

121. - WELL, SIR, WE WANT TO TURN OUR RV INTO AN OURV.

122. SAY NO MORE.

123. - YEAH, PLEASE. SAY NO MORE.

124. - THIS HERE IS OUR MOST POPULAR PACKAGE.

125. 10% OFF IF YOU SUPPLY YOUR OWN ANIMAL SKINS.

126. - SO MANY CHOICES.

127. BEAR CARCASS OR MOOSE PELT?

128. YOU REALLY CAN'T GO WRONG.

129. - DADDY, THESE ARE REAL ANIMALS.

130. - HONEY, I'M SURE THEY DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES.

131. - NOPE, SHOT THIS ONE IN THE BACK,

132. DURING CHILDBIRTH.

133. - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING A LITTLE LESS MURDER-Y?

134. - CHEER UP, HONEY.

135. IT WASN'T A TOTAL WASTE.

136. WE GOT A NEW FAMILY MASCOT.

137. - YEAH, BECAUSE YOUR SON DISCHARGED A FIREARM

138. INTO A CROWD.

139. - AAH, THAT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE CRAZY ADVENTURES

140. YOU ONLY GET WITH LIFE ON THE ROAD.

141. BESIDES, NO ONE GOT HURT.

142. - TELL THAT TO THE FAMILY OF MICE

143. THAT WAS LIVING IN THE MOOSE HEAD.

144. - GLENN, WHERE ARE WE?

145. - I DON'T KNOW.

146. IT SHOULD BE RIGHT OFF THIS EXIT.

147. - OH, EXCUSE ME, WELL-DRESSED STRANGER,

148. WE'RE LOOKING FOR RV PLANET.

149. - AND I'M LOOKING FOR A $3 MARTINI.

150. I THINK WE'RE BOTH OUT OF LUCK.

151. - OKAY.

152. - OH, I'M JUST FUNNIN'.

153. RV PLANET IS TEN MILES THAT WAY

154. AT THE CORNER OF TACKY AND OVERPRICED.

155. I'D BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU.

156. - YEAH. OKAY, WHY NOT?

157. - GLENN, WE CAN'T JUST PICK UP A RANDOM HITCHHIKER.

158. - I DISAGREE.

159. PICKING UP THIS SLENDER-HIPPED WANDERER

160. IS PART OF THE ADVENTURE OF THE ROAD.

161. - LOOK AT YOU!

162. I LOVE HOW YOU MATCHED YOUR SHOES WITH YOUR BELT

163. WITH YOUR EYES.

164. THAT IS SOMILAN.

165. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.

166. I'VE NEVER MET A MAN WHO NOTICED THAT BEFORE.

167. - WELL, YOU'VE NEVER MET BOBBY PANACHE BEFORE.

168. - GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US, BOBBY PANACHE.

169. - YIKES!

170. WHY DON'T I WAIT FOR THE NEXT RIDE?

171. I'VE ONLY BEEN IN THE BLAZING SUN

172. FOR THREE HOURS.

173. - HA-HA.

174. I'M GONNA ENJOY MATCHING WITS WITH YOU, SIR.

175. - WOW, TWO YEARS ON THE ROAD.

176. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR MONEY?

177. - OH, YOU NAME IT.

178. PERSONAL SHOPPER, ANTIQUES COLLECTOR,

179. TRUCK STOP LEG WRESTLER.

180. IF IT CAN BE DONE

181. WITH STYLE AND A PAIR OF KILLER SHOES,

182. I'VE DONE IT, OR IT'S DONE ME.

183. - OH, THAT'S SO COOL.

184. YOU JUST HIT THE ROAD TO EXPLORE AMERICA.

185. I WISH WE COULD DO THAT.

186. - BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE—

187. - GLENN, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU REDECORATE THIS MASTERPIECE?

188. I LOVE IT!

189. - YOU DO?

190. NO!

191. I WAS USING MY PATENTED BRAND OF SNARK-ASM.

192. - OH!

193. - THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE.

194. SO CLEVER!

195. - GRRR.

196. OKAY, WERE HERE.

197. TAKE CARE, BOBBY.

198. BEST OF LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY NOT WITH US.

199. - JUST ONE THOUGHT

200. AMBIENT LIGHTING SHOULD POINT UP.

201. IT'LL MAKE THE SPACE SEEM TWICE AS BIG

202. AND GET RID OF YOUR LAUGH LINES.

203. - WHOA.

204. HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?

205. - MY PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FLAIR FOR DESIGN.

206. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I'M PART INDIAN.

207. - OKAY, TA-TA.

208. - WAIT. WAIT. BOBBY.

209. BOBBY, WHY DON'T YOU DECORATE THE RV FOR US?

210. YOU COULD LIVE ON BOARD UNTIL YOU'RE DONE.

211. - OH, I'M SURE THIS AIMLESS DRIFTER

212. HAS PLACES HE NEEDS TO BE.

213. - NOPE. I'M IN.

214. - WAIT. WHAT?

215. - IF THERE'S TWO THINGS I LOVE,

216. IT'S A PARADE AND A CHALLENGE,

217. AND THIS IS GONNA BE BOTH.

218. Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?

219. - NOW THAT I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU

220. AND YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT BOBBY PANACHE,

221. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE PANACHE PROCESS.

222. - HE'S A HITCHHIKER.

223. HIS ONLY PROCESS SHOULD BE THUMB UP OR LEG OUT.

224. - TOGETHER, WE ARE GOING TO TRANSFORM THIS RV

225. INTO AN OURV.

226. AH.

227. - THAT WAS MY LINE.

228. - NOW FOR THE FUN PART.

229. Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?

230. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

231. - THIS IS MY "HATE IT" HAMMER.

232. ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T BELONG, WE SMASH.

233. HATE IT!

234. - I CAN'T B— SOMEONE STOP HIM.

235. - GLENN, IF YOU'RE GONNA GROW AS A PERSON,

236. YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF MATERIAL THINGS,

237. ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT MATERIAL IS A 60-40 POLY-RAYON BLEND.

238. HAVE AT IT, KIDS.

239. - OH, AWESOME.

240. - I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT MY DREAM HOUSE WOULD HAVE—

241. WELL, FIRST, IT WOULDN'T HAVE WHEELS.

242. BUT IT WOULD HAVE A TWILL-COVERED SECTIONAL

243. IN A NEUTRAL EARTH TONE THAT REPELS STAINS.

244. THAT BOY SWEATS LIKE A FAT GUY EATING SOUP.

245. - I'M SORRY, ALL I HEARD WAS "DREAM HOUSE"

246. AND "SWEATY BOY."

247. - WOW!

248. I JUST LOVE YOUR SMILE, JACK-KAY!

249. - HOW COME HE GETS A SPARKLE?

250. I'M THE ONE DRIVING.

251. - HOW ABOUT STAINLESS STEEL WALLS?

252. - THAT WOULD BE FABULOUS.

253. IF YOU LIVED ON A JAPANESE SPACE STATION.

254. - OH, YOU'RE SO BAD!

255. - ONE, TWO, THREE...

256. YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE IN A SHACK WITH...

257. THE UGLY JONAS BROTHER!

258. OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.

259. - ACTUALLY, YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.

260. I JUST DID.

261. - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

262. JUST THREE MILES TO THE WORLD'S LONGEST

263. CONTINUALLY OPERATING LIGHTBULB.

264. - GLENN, IF WE WANTED TO SEE A BURNT-OUT OLD BULB,

265. WE'D JUST KEEP STARING AT THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.

266. - OH, SNAP.

267. - LET'S DO THE OPPOSITE OF GLENN'S IDEA.

268. LET'S DO SOMETHING FUN.

269. HOW ABOUT AN ALLIGATOR FARM?

270. - OH, YEAH. - AH, YEAH.

271. - I WANT TO LOOK MY NEXT HANDBAG RIGHT IN THE FACE AND SAY,

272. "SEE YOU NEXT FALL."

273. - WHY AREN'T THEY MOVING?

274. - WELL, IT SAYS HERE

275. WHEN ALLIGATORS ARE BETWEEN FEEDINGS,

276. THEY JUST LIE MOTIONLESS.

277. - SOUNDS LIKE MY PROM DATE,

278. AND THAT WAS AFTER THREE MOJITOS.

279. - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M IN THE MOOD FOR?

280. - YEAH. - FRO-YO.

281. - RIGHT, WITH... - BLUEBERRIES AND GRANOLA.

282. - EXACTLY.

283. - THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.

284. - AHA, NOW HE'S FINISHING HER SENTENCES.

285. YOU MUST BE VERY JEALOUS.

286. - OF BOBBY?

287. HECK, NO.

288. I WANT TO MARRY HIM.

289. - SO LONG, CLAY AIKEN.

290. HELLO, BOBBY PANACHE.

291. - HMM.

292. - JACKIE.

293. OH.

294. - CANINE HAS SERIOUS BODY ISSUES.

295. BUT I TOLD HIM, IF YOU'VE GOT IT, FLAUNT IT.

296. - EW.

297. - FLOWER FOR MILADY.

298. PLEASE DON'T CRY.

299. - GLENN, THAT'S VERY SWEET, BUT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.

300. WHERE AM I GONNA PUT IT?

301. - WELL, SINCE THE RV IS SUCH A WRECK,

302. I THOUGHT YOU AND I COULD HAVE A LITTLE GROWN-UP ALONE TIME.

303. - OH, BUT WHO'S GONNA WATCH THE KIDS?

304. - WELL, WE ALREADY HAVE MR. FUN ON THE PAYROLL.

305. - MR. FUN WAS MY FATHER'S NAME.

306. UNFORTUNATELY, HIS MIDDLE NAME WAS "NO."

307. BUT I'D LOVE TO.

308. YOU TWO GO. THE KIDS'LL BE FINE.

309. - OH, GLENN,

310. THIS HOTEL MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE.

311. - NO PRICE IS TOO GREAT FOR MY GIRL.

312. WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE.

313. THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF OUR RANGE.

314. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M AN ORTHODONTIST.

315. SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT BOBBY.

316. HE'S GREAT AND ALL,

317. BUT IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE OVER THE RV,

318. WE SHOULD GO ALL OUT AND DO IT RIGHT,

319. YOU KNOW, MAYBE HIRE SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN ON TV.

320. - MM, YEAH.

321. OH, GLENN, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP THOSE MAGIC FINGERS GOING,

322. I-I MIGHT AGREE TO ANYTHING.

323. - I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

324. - OH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?

325. - I JUST GOT THE FUNNIEST TEXT FROM BOBBY.

326. - WHAT NOW?

327. - OH, HE'S TEACHING CONOR HOW TO SHAVE.

328. - HE WHAT?

329. - MOM, DAD, CHECK IT OUT.

330. CONOR'S FACE IS TOTALLY HAIRLESS!

331. - AND NOT JUST MY FACE.

332. - I TOOK YOUR BOY FROM FREAK TO CHIC.

333. MARTINIQUE.

334. - BUT—B-BUT THAT'S MY JOB.

335. IT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE.

336. ONE HAIRY MARTIN TO THE NEXT.

337. - WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHO TAUGHT HIM?

338. - IT MATTERS TO ME!

339. - WHO ELECTED HIM BARACK ODRAMA?

340. - OOH, I LIKE THAT.

341. GLENN, I'M SORRY.

342. I HAD NO BUSINESS STEALING A FATHER MOMENT FROM YOU.

343. I JUST SAW THAT PEACH FUZZ AND HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

344. - WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I LEFT YOU INSTRUCTIONS

345. NOT TO SHAVE MY SON.

346. WELL, I DID, BUT I GUESS IT FELL OFF THE FRIDGE.

347. - GLENN, I REALLY ADMIRE WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR KIDS,

348. TEACHING THEM VALUES, SHOWING THEM OUR GREAT LAND.

349. - THANKS, BOBBY. I APPRECIATE THAT.

350. - BUT APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT TEACHING THEM GOOD TASTE.

351. THIS TOOTHBRUSH HAS GOT TO GO.

352. - WHAT?

353. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

354. - IT IS AN ATROCITY.

355. - IT'S MY CORPORATE SYMBOL.

356. WHEN IT POPS UP, PEOPLE KNOW I'M OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

357. IT'S LIKE THE BAT SIGNAL.

358. - AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'LL ATTRACT WITH IT—

359. BATS.

360. - BOBBY, IT'S MY RV.

361. WE'RE KEEPING IT.

362. - OF ALL THE TIMES TO FORGET MY "HATE IT" HAMMER.

363. WHERE IS THAT THING?

364. - I'VE GOT YOUR "HATE IT" HAMMER RIGHT HERE.

365. bang!

366. - I WASN'T READY FOR THIS, Y'ALL!

367. - DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

368. I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO.

369. - MOM, WAKE UP.

370. BOBBY'S GONE.

371. - WHAT?

372. - I AM SHOCKED,

373. ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED.

374. I MEAN, YOU CAN HEAR THAT IN MY VOICE, RIGHT?

375. - HOW COULD HE LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE?

376. - OR AT LEAST CIAO.

377. - GUYS, I HATE THAT YOU HAD TO LEARN THIS THE HARD WAY,

378. BUT SOMETIMES HITCHHIKERS ARE NOT THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY PEOPLE.

379. I THINK WE'VE ALL BEEN PANACHED.

380. - I KNOW, BOY.

381. I'M TAKING IT AS HARD AS ANYONE.

382. - I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE.

383. - GO FOR IT, LITTLE GUY.

384. - SO BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY, ISN'T IT?

385. I'VE NEVER SEEN MOUNTAINS SO GREEN.

386. - BOBBY LOVED GREEN.

387. IT WAS HIS FAVORITE SHADE OF TEAL.

388. - COME ON. WHAT'S WITH YOU GUYS?

389. THIS ISN'T THE MARTIN DDS FAMILY I KNOW.

390. WE DON'T NEED BOBBY PANACHE TO HAVE FUN.

391. WE MAKE OUR OWN FUN.

392. CHECK IT OUT.

393. I'M CAMERON DIAZ IN EVERY CAMERON DIAZ MOVIE.

394. - YOU KNOW WHO LOVED EVERY CAMERON DIAZ MOVIE?

395. BOBBY.

396. - LISTEN, GUYS, I KNOW YOU MISS YOUR SPRIGHTLY LITTLE FRIEND.

397. BUT IF YOU ASK ME, OUR FORTUNES ARE LOOKING UP.

398. COURTNEY, YOU'RE GONNA LIVE IN A MANSION

399. WITH TWO KIDS AND BE MARRIED TO...

400. BOBBY PANACHE.

401. - YES!

402. STAY AWAY. HE'S MINE!

403. OH, MY GOD.

404. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

405. COURTNEY, CAN YOU EVER FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO—

406. - THAT IS ENOUGH, GIRLS.

407. OKAY, OKAY, GIRLS, LET'S BE LADIES.

408. OH!

409. - STOP IT! STOP IT!

410. LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US.

411. WHY ARE WE FALLING APART?

412. - THIS IS MY FAULT, AND I'M GONNA FIX IT.

413. - HOW?

414. - I'M GONNA BRING SOME PANACHE BACK INTO OUR LIVES.

415. MAYBE. I HOPE.

416. OR NOT.

417. IF I DON'T, DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.

418. COME ON, CANINE.

419. WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TRAIL OF DESIGNER FRAGRANCE

420. WITH UNDERTONES OF SWEAT, LEATHER, AND ATTITUDE.

421. - GOOD BOY.

422. UH-OH.

423. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING IN.

424. IF I DON'T MAKE IT OUT,

425. TELL JACKIE AND THE KIDS I LOVE THEM,

426. AND TELL WENDY...

427. YEAH, TELL HER WHATEVER YOU WANT.

428. UNHAND HIM.

429. BOBBY!

430. BOBBY! BOBBY!

431. - OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?

432. - ME.

433. - OH, HELLO, GLENN.

434. - BOBBY, I'M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU.

435. - REALLY?

436. THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU,

437. YOU WERE BEING FLUNG INTO THE BROAD SIDE

438. OF A SYCAMORE.

439. OH, WAIT. THAT WAS ME!

440. - SORRY. NOT MY FINEST MOMENT.

441. BOBBY, YOU AND I REALLY NEED TO TALK.

442. - IF YOU WANT TO TALK,

443. GET ON YOUR BACK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

444. - YEAH, GET HIM. COME ON.

445. - GET HIM, BOBBY!

446. - BOBBY, I'M SORRY FOR THAT WHOLE MISUNDERSTANDING

447. THE OTHER NIGHT.

448. I MEAN, THINGS WERE SAID, AND TOOTHBRUSHES WERE LAUNCHED.

449. I REALLY WANT YOU TO COME BACK.

450. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

451. - HMM. I SAY NO.

452. - NO?

453. - YOU'RE NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE SORRY.

454. YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE GUILTY.

455. GLENN, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU GOT RID OF ME

456. BECAUSE I COULD MAKE YOUR FAMILY HAPPY WHEN YOU COULDN'T.

457. - THAT'S CRAZY.

458. - IS IT?

459. - OH!

460. GOD, YES, THAT'S THE EXACT REASON.

461. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

462. I CONVINCED EVERYONE TO GIVE UP THEIR LIVES TO GO ON THE ROAD,

463. AND NO ONE SEEMS HAPPY, NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY.

464. - GLENN, NO ONE CAN MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY ALL THE TIME.

465. YOU NEED TO STOP TRYING SO HARD.

466. YOU HAVE TO LET GO.

467. - I CAN'T LET GO.

468. - YOU MUST. - I CAN'T.

469. - YOU MUST.

470. - I CAN LET GO.

471. AND I WILL.

472. - OH-HO!

473. - OH, CONGRATULATIONS, GLENN MARTIN, DDS.

474. MY WORK HERE IS D-D DONE.

475. I MEAN, EXCEPT FOR REDESIGNING YOUR RV.

476. - HEY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I FOUND LYING ON HIS BACK,

477. SURROUNDED BY MUSTACHIOED MEN.

478. - SURPRISE!

479. - HE'S BACK. - OH, BOBBY.

480. - HUHHH.

481. - TO THINK I DID ALL THIS IN JUST SIX DAYS.

482. THAT'S A DAY LESS THAN GOD TOOK.

483. BLINDFOLDS OFF.

484. - WHOA.

485. - IT'S LIKE...

486. A REAL HOME.

487. A YOUNG MAN NEEDS HIS OWN SPACE,

488. A PAD TO CHILL AND PUMP THE IRON.

489. - AWESOME.

490. - FOR OUR YOUNG ENTREPRENEURS, A BEDROOM/BOARDROOM.

491. - NICE.

492. - IS THERE WI-FI?

493. - NO, DIAL-UP.

494. OF COURSE IT'S WI-FI!

495. ONLY THE BEST FOR MY GALS ON THE GO.

496. - FOR CANINE, YOUR OWN BED.

497. MY FURRY FRIEND, YOU NO LONGER HAVE

498. TO SHARE SPACE WITH MY EVEN FURRIER FRIEND.

499. AND FINALLY, FOR THE LOVING MARRIED COUPLE,

500. YOUR OWN PRIVATE BOUDOIR.

501. - OH.

502. - WHOA.

503. - OH, GLENN, LOOK, IT EVEN HAS A FLOWER VASE.

504. - WHAT'S THE PROBLEMO, GLENN?

505. - IT'S GOOD, I MEAN, REALLY GOOD.

506. IT'S JUST...

507. WHERE'S MY DENTAL STUFF?

508. - OOPSIE.

509. I COULDN'T FIT IT IN HERE.

510. SO I FIT IT IN HERE!

511. - IT'S...

512. BEAUTIFUL.

513. BUT WHAT ABOUT—

514. - OH, GLENN, THE TOOTHBRUSH IS FINE.

515. - WOW.

516. - DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO LEAVE, BOBBY?

517. - I'M SORRY, CON-BOY.

518. EVEN MYSTICAL STRANGERS HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE SOMETIME.

519. - EH, THANK YOU, BOBBY.

520. I HAVEN'T SEEN MY FAMILY THIS HAPPY IN A LONG TIME.

521. - MY GREATEST GIFT ISN'T MAKING OVER HOMES.

522. IT'S MAKING OVER FAMILIES.

523. AWW.

524. - I'M NOT JUST AN INTERIOR DECORATOR.

525. I'M AN INTERIORDECORATOR.

526. - OKAY, BOBBY, WE GET IT.

527. - ARE YOU SURE WE CAN'T DROP YOU OFF SOMEWHERE SAFER

528. OR NEAR A TANNING BED?

529. - NO. THIS IS FINE.

530. MY SPECIAL FRIEND WILL BE HERE TO PICK ME UP ANY MINUTE.

531. - OOH, SPECIAL FRIEND?

532. I'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET THIS... PERSON.

533. - EVERYONE, THIS IS MY FIANCE,

534. THE FUTURE MRS. PENNY PANACHE.

535. - WICKED!

536. - TOODLES!

537. - I MUST ADMIT, I'M SURPRISED.

538. I ALWAYS THOUGHT HIS FIANCE WOULD BE A BRUNETTE.