Glenn Martin, DDS 1x3

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Glenn attempts to prevent the demolition of his childhood park after reading about it in a magazine from his office. He carved his initials into an old tree where he had fallen in love with dentistry, and Jackie. But gets in trouble with the law and may not make it to the protest in time to stop the construction of a new "Mall Mart" store.

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1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN, FATHER, DENTIST, HOMBRE,

2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER AND DENTIST.

3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.

4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

5. SO IT'S ME, MY WIFE, JACKIE—

6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST— OH!

7. OUR SON, CONOR; HE'S UNIQUE,

8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—

9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING FOR HER ONE DAY.

10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY ALREADY IS.

11. AND THERE'S CANINE.

12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART

13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?

14. - DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO.

15. WE INTERRUPT THIS CLEANING FOR A SPECIAL REPORT.

16. WE'RE LIVE ON THE SCENE WITH DOMINGA DOMINGUEZ,

17. OUTSIDE OF JESSE'S MOUTH.

18. - TOM, HE'S NOT GOING TO OPEN UP HIS MOUTH.

19. BACK TO YOU.

20. - DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO.

21. - OH, COME ON, KID.

22. WHAT DO I GOT TO DO, PUMP YOU FULL OF LAUGHING GAS?

23. - MM-MM.

24. - ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST GONNA...

25. WHOA!

26. - WORKS EVERY TIME.

27. - SEE? THIS ISN'T SO BAD.

28. WE'RE ALMOST—

29. SON OF A GOAT LICKER!

30. OKAY, JESSE.

31. OKAY, I'M NOT ANGRY.

32. JUST GIVE ME BACK MY—

33. - BAD MOVE.

34. - OOH. TOO FAR.

35. - AH.

36. THREE SECONDS.

37. A NEW RECORD FOR DR. RUDY.

38. OH!

39. - I'LL JUST DOUBLE-KNOT THAT,

40. AND THERE YOU GO.

41. - AW, DR. RUDY, YOU KEEP ME IN STITCHES.

42. SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

43. - THERE'S NO NEXT TIME FOR ME, GLENN.

44. THE WIFE AND I ARE MOVING TO FIJI.

45. GONNA LIVE THE DREAM.

46. GUYS LIKE US DON'T MOVE TO FIJI.

47. WE'RE HEALERS.

48. SOCIETY WOULD COLLAPSE WITHOUT US.

49. - YOU REALIZE YOU'RE A DENTIST, RIGHT?

50. - UGH.

51. - KEEP PRESSURE ON THAT.

52. DON'T TELL ME YOU NEVER DREAMED ABOUT PACKING IT UP

53. AND MAKING A CHANGE.

54. - WELL, YEAH, BUT NO, NO.

55. BUT YEAH.

56. - A MAN GETS TO BE MY AGE, HE REALIZES WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

57. YOU HAVE TO LIVE EVERY MOMENT LIKE IT'S YOUR L—

58. - NO, NO!

59. - HEY!

60. - ALL RIGHT, CHARGE. - CLEAR.

61. - HE CAN'T DIE.

62. HE ALWAYS GAVE ME ADVICE.

63. HE WAS MY BLACK FRIEND,

64. WHICH MADE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF.

65. OH, COME ON, RUDY!

66. LIVE! LIVE!

67. WHOA. WHEW.

68. - RUDY?

69. - WHY DO I SMELL LIKE FRIED BOLOGNA?

70. - AH, IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.

71. HELLO, FAMILY.

72. DADDY'S HOME.

73. HELLO?

74. HELLO!

75. NOTHING?

76. AW, MAN.

77. - I AM NOT USED TO DEALING WITH SUCH A LEVEL

78. OF INCOMPETENCE.

79. CANCEL MY KRAV MAGA CLASS,

80. AND PUSH MY CONFERENCE CALL WITH KAITLYN AND MADISON.

81. - HEY, COURTNEY, WANT TO HELP ME TAKE CANINE FOR A WALK?

82. - DAD, CAN YOU HOLD ON ONE SEC?

83. BECAUSE IT CONFLICTS WITH I-FREAKING-CARLY.

84. THAT'S WHY.

85. KATIE, WE NEED TO ANTICIPATE.

86. I HEAR THAT WHEEZING, BUT YOU KNOW MY RULE.

87. I DON'T GIVE INHALERS BACK TO WEAK PEOPLE.

88. NEW ASSISTANT.

89. SHE'S SIX. YOU'D THINK SHE'S FOUR.

90. - BUT YOU—

91. YEAH, BUT I...

92. - I PUT THIS ALL IN AN EMAIL.

93. CAN'T YOU READ?

94. OH, YOU CAN'T.

95. - OKAY, GOOD CATCHING UP.

96. - HA-HA. CONOR THE BARBARIAN!

97. NICE!

98. - CHECK IT, DAD.

99. I'M SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

100. - OH, WHY? UH, OH.

101. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON YOUR MOTHER.

102. WHOA!

103. OH.

104. - JACKIE, IT'S THE THIRD TUESDAY

105. AFTER THE THIRD MONDAY OF THE MONTH.

106. WHERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE?

107. - I'M UP HERE, GLENN.

108. - AH, I READ ABOUT THIS.

109. ZERO-GRAVITY NOOKY.

110. GO UP TO GET DOWN, HUH? NOW, HOW DOES THIS—

111. DO YOU LOWER YOURSELF, OR IS THERE A SECOND HARNESS?

112. - NO.

113. - DO I COME UP— IS THERE GREASE?

114. - NO, NO, HONEY.

115. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT POSTMARITAL SEX.

116. - BUT—BUT YOU...

117. - AND YOU SHOULD KNOW

118. TUESDAYS ARE WHEN I PREP THE CEILING FOR POWER WASHING.

119. - YEAH, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK HOME IMPROVEMENT.

120. THAT'S HOT.

121. - GLENN, NO.

122. - JACKIE, THERE WAS A TIME

123. WHEN WE WERE WILD AND SPONTANEOUS.

124. WHAT—WHAT—WHAT—WHAT— WHAT HAPPENED?

125. - HONEY, I'M FINE WITH SPONTANEOUS,

126. AS LONG AS IT'S ON THE SCHEDULE.

127. - IT IS ON THE SCHEDULE! I SIGNED UP THREE WEEKS AGO.

128. RIGHT HERE. - LET ME SEE.

129. - "GLENN MARTIN, DDS." - LET ME SEE.

130. - I EVEN CALLED TO CONFIRM.

131. I CONFIRMED.

132. - SORRY, NOT NOTARIZED.

133. IF I BEND THE RULES FOR YOU, HONEY,

134. I HAVE TO BEND THEM FOR EVERYONE.

135. - SOMEBODY SHOULD BEND FOR SOMEBODY.

136. - YEAH, GO AHEAD, RUB MY FACE IN IT.

137. WHO'S MY PAL?

138. YOU ARE.

139. YES, YOU ARE.

140. NEVER QUITE GET USED TO THAT.

141. - I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, BOY.

142. COME BACK.

143. COME ON.

144. - COME ON. YOUR BUTT IS BEAUTIFUL.

145. IT'S LIKE A PINK FLESHY SNOWFLAKE.

146. - OH, YEAH.

147. THAT'S RIGHT.

148. - CONOR, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP?

149. - IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY,

150. YOU CAN ALMOST SEE MRS. RIFKIN UNDRESSING.

151. - OH, YES, YOU CAN.

152. HOWEVER...

153. - OH, MRS. RIFKIN!

154. DON'T BLACK OUT.

155. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

156. - WHAT?

157. THEY'RE GETTING RID OF SINGER PARK?

158. NO.

159. - OH.

160. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

161. - WHAT'S SINGER PARK ALL ABOUT?

162. WELL, IT'S ONLY THE CRUCIBLE OF MY ADOLESCENCE.

163. SURE, IT HAD ITS FAIR SHARE

164. OF EMBARRASSING MEN'S ROOM CRACKDOWNS,

165. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT WASN'T SPECIAL.

166. - THAT'S RIGHT.

167. GET RID OF IT ALL.

168. - GET RID OF SINGER PARK?

169. NO, SON. THEY HAVE TO KEEP IT.

170. - OH.

171. OH, NO!

172. - I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

173. - I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY.

174. - TUESDAYS ARE WHEN I PREP THE CEILING FOR POWER WASHING.

175. - POWER WASHING.

176. - THAT'S RIGHT. GET RID OF IT ALL.

177. - BECAUSE IT CONFLICTS WITH I-FREAKING-CARLY.

178. THAT'S WHY. - CONFLICTS WITH WHO?

179. - YOU HAVE TO LIVE EVERY MOMENT LIKE IT'S YOUR L—

180. - ATTENTION, ALL MARTIN FAMILY!

181. - WHAT IS... - WHAT GIVES?

182. - WHAT'S GOING ON?

183. - WELCOME TO THE MOLAR EXPRESS.

184. - OH, DEAR LORD.

185. - AW, COOL!

186. - COOL?

187. OUR PROPERTY VALUE JUST DROPPED 50%.

188. - JACKIE, KIDS, THERE COMES A POINT

189. IN THE LIFE OF A MAN—

190. NO, NO, NO, IN THE LIFE OF A FAMILY

191. WHEN IT'S TIME FOR A PILGRIMAGE.

192. - CAN WE TAKE A PILGRIMAGE TO THE END OF THIS SPEECH, DAD?

193. - AH, LET'S SEE.

194. "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, FINDING OURSELVES.

195. FAMILY UNITY."

196. OOH, BED BATH & BEYOND, 20% OFF.

197. HERE IT IS.

198. FAMILY, WE'RE HITTING THE ROAD FOR SINGER PARK!

199. - WHAT?

200. THAT IS, LIKE, 1,000 MILES AWAY.

201. COME ON, GLENN. LET'S GO BACK INSIDE.

202. I'LL FIX YOU SOME COCOA.

203. - OOH, WITH THE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS?

204. NO, WAIT. YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

205. - I BET THIS THING DOESN'T EVEN HAVE WI-FI.

206. AND WHERE DOES THE DEFECATE GO?

207. I'M NOT LIVING WITH DEFECATE.

208. - HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

209. A FAMILY IS LIKE A TOOTH.

210. IT NEEDS CARE,

211. LOVE.

212. AND IF NOT PROPERLY TREATED, THE TOOTH DECAYS.

213. IT ROTS.

214. WE'VE GOT TO SAVE OUR TOOTH.

215. SAVE THE TOOTH.

216. SAVE THE TOOTH.

217. COME ON. SAVE THE TOOTH.

218. EVERYBODY.

219. SAVE THE TOOTH.

220. SAVE THE TOOTH.

221. - OKAY, OKAY. WE'LL GO.

222. BUT WE'RE SURE AS HELL NOT CHANTING.

223. - WHAT'S DEFECATE?

224. - THANK YOU.

225. THANK YOU.

226. THANK YOU.

227. UH, I'M SORRY. WHO ARE YOU?

228. - THIS IS WENDY.

229. SHE'S MY NEW ASSISTANT.

230. - EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT.

231. - I'M NOT TAKING SOME STRANGER WITH US.

232. - DAD, I'M NOT LETTING THIS ONE GET AWAY.

233. I INTERVIEWED A LOT OF PEOPLE.

234. SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO ANTICIPATED EVERY WORD I...

235. - WAS GOING TO SAY.

236. - YOU ALREADY GOT THE JOB.

237. DON'T SHOW OFF.

238. - ALL RIGHT, FINE, BUT I'M GONNA NEED A NOTE

239. FROM YOUR PARENTS OR EMBASSY.

240. WOW.

241. IS THIS NOTARIZED?

242. - I'M ALSO A NOTARY PUBLIC.

243. - OH.

244. I MIGHT HAVE SOME PAPERWORK FOR YOU.

245. THANK YOU.

246. - OH-HO. WHO ARE YOU?

247. - I'M WENDY.

248. - CONOR'S THE NAME.

249. MEET MY PYTHONS.

250. THESE BABIES COULD CHOKE A CHICKEN.

251. - YOU NEED TO TALK TO HIM.

252. - I KNOW. I KNOW.

253. - CAN WE HIT STARBUCKS?

254. I'M JONESING FOR A GRANDE TRIPLE-SHOT...

255. - SUGAR-FREE MOCHA MACCHIATO...

256. WITH TWO PUMPS OF HAZELNUT.

257. - OH, WOW.

258. HOW AMAZING IS THAT?

259. - UH, AMAZING WOULD BE IF IT WERE

260. IN MY HAND RIGHT NOW.

261. - SORRY, CALLING IT IN.

262. - OH, I WANT A PINK BERRY. - CONOR!

263. - NO, THAT'S ACTUALLY A REAL THING.

264. GLENN, YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE RHODODENDRONS.

265. - I'M NOT GONNA HIT THE RHODODENDRONS.

266. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA REALIZE, JACKIE?

267. I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

268. - ISN'T THIS GREAT, JACKIE?

269. THE OPEN ROAD.

270. - CAN I SMELL YOUR HAIR?

271. - GROSS!

272. - CONOR, HONEY, DID YOU REMEMBER TO PUT YOUR BIKE AWAY?

273. - HIS BIKE IS FINE, JACKIE.

274. - WENDY, CHECK MY SCHEDULE. AM I HUNGRY?

275. - YOU'RE DUE FOR LIGHT CARBS AT 1:15.

276. - OOH, DOESN'T THAT CONFLICT WITH SMALL TALK WITH DAD?

277. - WE COULD PUSH THAT TILL FRIDAY.

278. - DAD, WE'RE MAKING A FOOD STOP!

279. - WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.

280. NO STOPPING.

281. AND WE'RE STOPPING.

282. HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT PLACE, KIDS?

283. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GET A HOT DOG STUFFED WITH PIZZA

284. WRAPPED IN A PRETZEL TOPPED WITH A BURRITO?

285. - PUBLIC SCHOOL?

286. YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

287. - I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT,

288. BUT THERE'S SOMETHING I LIKE ABOUT YOU.

289. - JUST GET IN THE RV.

290. THE SOONER WE LEAVE, THE SOONER WE CAN BE DONE

291. WITH YOUR FATHER'S MIDLIFE CRISIS.

292. - WOW.

293. 45 MINUTES, AND THIS THING IS STILL NOT FULL.

294. - HEY, PLANET KILLER,

295. HOW MANY MILES TO THE GALLON YOU GET ON THAT THERE ATROCITY?

296. - WELL, THE STICKER SAYS SIX, BUT I DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC.

297. LOOK AT ME.

298. ANOTHER TERRORIST JUST GOT A MACHINE GUN.

299. - YOU'RE AS FUNNY AS GLOBAL WARMING.

300. METH.

301. - HONEY, LET'S JUST GET IN THE RV.

302. - YEP, WE CAN LEAVE THESE NICE GENTLEMEN

303. TO THEIR BUSINESS.

304. - GENTLEMEN?

305. - AH, JEEZ, I'M—

306. I'M SORRY, MA'AM.

307. I WAS A LITTLE THROWN BY THE CREW CUT.

308. - AND SIDEBURNS.

309. - TALK ABOUT AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH.

310. - TIME FOR YOU TO POLLUTE SOMEONE ELSE'S TOWN.

311. - UH, IT IS GETTING KIND OF LATE.

312. - UH-OH.

313. - FLOOR IT!

314. - STOP! WE DO NOT HAVE YOUR INSURANCE INFORMATION!

315. - KIDS, GET DOWN!

316. IF I DIE, I'LL KILL YOU.

317. - EVERYONE GRAB AN X-RAY VEST.

318. IT'S MADE OF LEAD!

319. - I'M NOT SURE IF MY JOB DESCRIPTION

320. INCLUDES TAKING A BULLET FOR YOU.

321. - IT DOES. - JUST WANTED TO CLEAR THAT UP.

322. - GLENN, WE'VE JUST BEEN SHOT AT.

323. DO YOU THINK MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU TOOK US HOME?

324. - BUT WE SURVIVED.

325. DON'T YOU SEE?

326. WE'RE DESTINED TO KEEP GOING.

327. NOTHING CAN STOP THE MOLAR EXPRESS.

328. - SEAL-A-TOOTH?

329. THAT'S NOT GOING TO HOLD, GLENN.

330. - HONEY, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

331. - I AM SO DONE WITH THIS TRIP.

332. CAN'T WE JUST GO HOME?

333. - THAT'S MY VOTE.

334. - YOU DON'T GET A VOTE.

335. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.

336. - IT'S WENDY.

337. - DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

338. I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE COMPLAINING.

339. JUST GET IN THE CAR AND BE QUIET!

340. QUIET!

341. - NICE RIM JOB, DAD.

342. - JUST GET INSIDE, CONOR.

343. I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BLUE.

344. COME ON. WHO SEES IT?

345. IT WAS THE SKY!

346. COME ON, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

347. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN! FUN!

348. GLENN MARTIN, DDS.

349. - HEY, DR. GLENN.

350. GOT YOUR MESSAGE THAT YOU WANTED ME TO WATER YOUR LAWN.

351. DID YOU WANT ME TO WATER YOUR HOUSE TOO?

352. - OKAY. TALK TO YOU LATER.

353. - WHAT DID HONORATO WANT?

354. - IT WAS NOTHING.

355. JUST THE... HOUSE BURNED DOWN.

356. - HONORATO'S HOUSE BURNED DOWN?

357. POOR MAN. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.

358. - WELL, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TRY, BECAUSE IT'S NOT HIS HOUSE.

359. IT'S OUR HOUSE.

360. - ARE YOU KIDDING. - WOW.

361. - WHAT? - WHOA, WHOA.

362. ON THE PLUS SIDE, NO ONE WAS HURT.

363. - EVEN MY GOLDFISH?

364. - BOILED ALIVE.

365. - MY CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS, DESTROYED.

366. - ALL OF OUR FAMILY PICTURES, GONE.

367. - I THINK I LEFT MY HAT THERE.

368. NOPE, GOT IT.

369. - HONEY, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

370. WHOA!

371. AAH!

372. - CONOR? - FINE, MOM.

373. - COURTNEY?

374. - SHE'S FINE MRS. M.

375. AND WINKING EMOTICON.

376. SHE'S IN A GOOD MOOD.

377. - RELAX. RELAX. DON'T CLENCH. DON'T CLENCH.

378. OH!

379. OOH, TALK ABOUT 12 ANGRY MEN.

380. - MEN?

381. - DAMN. DID IT AGAIN.

382. - YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH NEGLIGENCE,

383. TRESPASSING...

384. - WHOO-HOO!

385. - AND NOW AIDING AND ABETTING A FELON.

386. - DON'T FORGOT

387. MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE,

388. THE PLACE WE RAISED OUR CHILDREN.

389. - HONEY, WE CAN HAVE OTHER CHILDREN.

390. - GUILTY.

391. - YOUR HONOR, NO, I CAN'T GO TO JAIL.

392. WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO DENTISTS IN THERE.

393. WE'RE NOT EXACTLY A POPULAR SUBCULTURE.

394. - A DENTIST?

395. WE'VE NEVER HAD A DENTIST COME HERE BEFORE.

396. I SENTENCE YOU TO PROVIDE CLEANINGS

397. FOR EVERY RESIDENT OF THIS TOWN.

398. DOCUMENTED RESIDENTS.

399. OH.

400. CLEAN OUR TEETH.

401. CLEAN OUR TEETH.

402. CLEAN OUR TEETH.

403. - I SHOULD WARN YOU PEOPLE,

404. NOT EVERYONE'S GETTING A TOY.

405. - AH, I JUST WANTED TO SEE THAT MAGNIFICENT TREE

406. ONE LAST TIME.

407. - GLENN, THERE WERE NEVER ANY MAGNIFICENT TREES

408. IN SINGER PARK.

409. - FOR EVERY IMPORTANT MOMENT OF MY LIFE,

410. I WAS AT THAT TREE.

411. IT'S WHERE MY FATHER AND I BONDED

412. FOR THE FIRST TIME.

413. - THE DAY I FELL IN LOVE WITH DENTISTRY.

414. AH.

415. AND THE DAY I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER.

416. WHEN I READ THE ARTICLE ABOUT THEM TEARING DOWN SINGER PARK,

417. I KNEW WE HAD TO COME.

418. - OH, GLENN.

419. - DAMN IT, YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL.

420. I COULD REALLY USE A CANDY CIGARETTE.

421. CLEAN OUR TEETH!

422. CLEAN OUR TEETH!

423. CLEAN OUR TEETH!

424. - AH, IT'S ALL OVER.

425. - NO, IT'S NOT.

426. LET'S TALK SOLUTIONS, PEOPLE.

427. - THEY'RE TEARING DOWN THE PARK AT 6:30.

428. IF DR. MARTIN CAN FINISH EVERYONE BY 4:00...

429. - I CAN'T CLEAN ALL THOSE TEETH MYSELF.

430. THERE'S NO WAY.

431. - WHAT IF YOU HAD A SUPPORT STAFF?

432. - YEAH.

433. - YOU GUYS WOULD DO THAT?

434. LET'S CLEAN SOME TEETH.

435. - AH!

436. - HURRY UP, DAD.

437. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

438. - HE WON'T OPEN HIS MOUTH.

439. THE PUPPETS, THE PRATFALLS...

440. I GOT NOTHING LEFT.

441. - COME ON, KID. YOU'RE THE LAST ONE!

442. - I'M GONNA TELL THE TOOTH FAIRY TO KILL YOU.

443. - I HAVE HER ON THE LINE RIGHT NOW.

444. - DO YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH THE SNOWMAN?

445. - MM-MM.

446. - OH, IT'S NO USE. IT'S OVER.

447. I GOT IT!

448. YAY!

449. - GOOD JOB, BOY!

450. OH, I COULD KISS THAT THING. - QUICK.

451. WE CAN STILL BEAT THE BULLDOZERS.

452. - FASTER, DAD!

453. - WATCH OUT FOR THE OLD BAG!

454. - GOOD GOD, THAT WAS CLOSE.

455. AAH!

456. thump!

457. - OH, THAT OLD BAG.

458. - DAMN HIPPIES!

459. - WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE IT.

460. - WHAT THE—

461. BUT THIS IS THE PLACE.

462. MAN, THEY PUT UP THESE MALL-MARTS FAST.

463. - GLENN, DID YOU TAKE THIS MAGAZINE

464. FROM YOUR OFFICE WAITING ROOM?

465. - YEAH. SO?

466. - THIS MAGAZINE IS FROM 2003.

467. - OH. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.

468. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD BE A MISTAKE.

469. LET'S JUST GO HOME.

470. - GLENN, IF THIS WAS A MISTAKE,

471. THEN WHY HAVE I NEVER FELT BETTER?

472. - WHAT?

473. - BACK THERE, WORKING TOGETHER,

474. WE WERE A SIGHT TO SEE,

475. A REAL FAMILY.

476. PLUS AN ODD GIRL WE DON'T KNOW VERY WELL.

477. THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE'VE BEEN IN A LONG TIME.

478. WE SHOULD STAY ON THE ROAD, SEE THE COUNTRY.

479. - REALLY?

480. - BUT, MOM, I'M STARTING HIGH SCHOOL.

481. I'VE GOT A HUGE COURSE LOAD.

482. I CAN'T JUST BLOW MY LOAD.

483. - AND I HAVE TO PREP FOR COLLEGE.

484. HARVARD DOESN'T WANT SOME ROAD TRIP RIFFRAFF.

485. - THAT'S WHAT CORNELL'S FOR.

486. - THANK YOU.

487. - COURTNEY, DEAR, ENOUGH WITH THE HARVARD.

488. YOU'RE 11.

489. AND, CONOR, THE HIGH SCHOOL CALLED.

490. THEY'VE ALREADY ASSIGNED YOU A BULLY.

491. - SWEET. LIFE ON THE ROAD.

492. I CAN PITCH A TENT EVERY NIGHT.

493. - AH, WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT ON THE ROAD.

494. I DRAGGED YOU ALL THIS WAY TO SEE A TREE

495. THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.

496. - THIS TRIP WASN'T ABOUT A TREE.

497. IT WAS ABOUT SAVING OUR FAMILY.

498. IT WAS ABOUT... SAVING THE TOOTH.

499. SAVE THE TOOTH!

500. SAVE THE TOOTH!

501. SAVE THE TOOTH!

502. - AH, WHAT THE HECK? LET'S DO IT!

503. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WE'RE ALL EXCITED TOO, BOY.

504. NOW, COME ON.

505. - WHERE SHOULD WE GO FIRST?

506. - HOME.

507. - STILL BURNED DOWN, SON.

508. - OH, RIGHT.

509. - OH!

510. SECOND TIME, SHAME ON ME.

511. - HOW ABOUT WHEREVER THE ROAD TAKES US?

512. - YES, THE ROAD!

513. I'M SORRY, LAST TIME.

514. WHO ARE YOU?