1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR,
THE LADIES' MAN,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. - AHH.Copy !req
15. MY FAVORITE PART OF WAKING UP
ON THE ROAD—Copy !req
16. LISTENING TO THE ROAR
OF THE OCEAN.Copy !req
17. - THAT'S THE HIGHWAY, GLENN.Copy !req
18. - BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THE OCEAN.Copy !req
19. OH, LOOK.
THE FOG'S ROLLING IN.Copy !req
20. AH.Copy !req
21. - AH, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE.Copy !req
22. OHHH.Copy !req
23. I JUST WANT MY MORNING COFFEE.Copy !req
24. WHO FINISHED OFF THE WATER?Copy !req
25. - MONKEY BOY.Copy !req
26. HE HAD TO FLUSH SIX TIMES.Copy !req
27. - IT WAS LAST NIGHT'S SALMON.Copy !req
28. IT KEPT SWIMMING BACK UPSTREAM.Copy !req
29. OOH!Copy !req
30. - I CAN'T SHOWER NOW,
YOU GROSS PIG.Copy !req
31. - PIT 'STACHE.
- UGH.Copy !req
32. - NOW YOU'RE GROSS.Copy !req
33. - TAKE THAT...Copy !req
34. - FROM A GIRL.Copy !req
35. - AFTER I HAVE COFFEE,
I'LL START PARENTING.Copy !req
36. - HATE YOU TIMES TWO.Copy !req
37. - HOW'S IT GOING, EH?Copy !req
38. YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND
A POLICE OFFICER?Copy !req
39. - NO.Copy !req
40. - ALL RIGHT, HOSERS.Copy !req
41. WELCOME TO AMERICA.Copy !req
42. GO FIND JOBS IN ICE HOCKEY
AND COMEDY.Copy !req
43. - FINALLY.Copy !req
44. - COME ON IN, DUDE.
THERE'S ROOM FOR TWO.Copy !req
45. - EGGH.Copy !req
46. JUST CLEARING THE LUNGSCopy !req
47. TILL I GET SOME MORE SMOKEAGE
IN THERE.Copy !req
48. - FUNSHINE U.S.A.!Copy !req
49. THIS IS WHERE WE SHOULD BE
RAISING OUR KIDS.Copy !req
50. GOOD SCHOOLS,
CLEAN AIR.Copy !req
51. NOT SOME CRAMPED RV
WHERE THEY'RE CONSTANTLYCopy !req
52. AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.Copy !req
53. - I ADMIT, LIFE ON THE ROAD
ISN'T PERFECT,Copy !req
54. BUT WE'RE EXPLORING
THIS COUNTRY WARTS AND ALL—Copy !req
55. AND NOT JUST THE WARTS,Copy !req
56. THE LESIONS AND TUMORS
AS WELL.Copy !req
57. - WE'VE BEEN LIVING IN THE WARTS
FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW,Copy !req
58. AND I'M TIRED OF IT.Copy !req
59. I WANT... NORMAL.Copy !req
60. - NORMAL.
NORMAL'S OVERRATED.Copy !req
61. I PREFER COLORFUL.Copy !req
62. WHY, JUST THIS MORNING,
WE MET A DELIGHTFUL PARTY CLOWNCopy !req
63. WHO COMMUNICATES
THROUGH A SERIES OF HONKSCopy !req
64. AND SWEAR WORDS.Copy !req
65. - I SWEAR THAT HOOKER WAS ALIVECopy !req
66. WHEN I STARTED SAWING
THROUGH THE CARPET.Copy !req
67. - ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL CHECK OUT FUNSHINE.Copy !req
68. BUT I'M NOT GONNA LIKE IT.Copy !req
69. - WE'RE THE MARTINS.Copy !req
70. WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.Copy !req
71. buzz!Copy !req
72. OOH.Copy !req
73. AHH.Copy !req
74. OOH.Copy !req
75. crash!Copy !req
76. - OKAY, THAT'S GOT TO BE
THE LAST ONE.Copy !req
77. AH.Copy !req
78. - WELCOME TO FUNSHINE, U.S.A.,Copy !req
79. THE MOST PERFECTLY PLANNED
PERFECTLY PLANNEDCopy !req
80. COMMUNITY
THAT'S EVER BEEN PLANNED.Copy !req
81. - THIS PLACE IS PERFECT.Copy !req
82. - THAT'S THE PLAN.Copy !req
83. YOU SEE, WHEN THE GOOD FOLKS
AT AMALGAMATED CONGLOMERATEDCopy !req
84. DESIGNED THIS LITTLE BURG
OF OURS,Copy !req
85. THEY USED FOCUS GROUPS TO CREATE
THE IDEAL SUBURBAN EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
86. NOTICE THERE ARE NO
UNSIGHTLY GARBAGE TRUCKS,Copy !req
87. SERVICE PEOPLE,
OR POWER LINES.Copy !req
88. - YOU KNOW, I DID NOTICE
THERE WAS SOMETHINGCopy !req
89. I DIDN'T NOTICE.Copy !req
90. - NO POWER LINES?Copy !req
91. WHERE ARE THE GANG MEMBERS
SUPPOSED TO HANG THEIR SNEAKERS?Copy !req
92. - WOW.Copy !req
93. WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
94. - WHY, THAT'S
COLONEL J.P. SUNSHINE,Copy !req
95. OUR BRAVE FICTIONAL FOUNDER.Copy !req
96. - SO HE'S FAKE?Copy !req
97. - ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
98. BUT LOTS OF AMERICAN ICONS
ARE FAKE,Copy !req
99. LIKE MRS. BUTTERWORTH
OR T.G.I. FRIDAY.Copy !req
100. - HOW DARE YOU SLANDER
THE GREAT T.G.I. FRIDAY?Copy !req
101. THAT MAN HAD THE FORESIGHT
TO PULL THE WINGS OFF A BUFFALOCopy !req
102. AND MAKE THEM TASTE
LIKE CHICKEN.Copy !req
103. YOU GUYS AREN'T REALLY BUYINGCopy !req
104. THIS CREEPY PREFAB GARBAGE,
ARE YOU?Copy !req
105. - YEAH.
- DEFINITELY.Copy !req
106. - OH, CANINE.Copy !req
107. - WOW.
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
108. - CANINE WORKED HARD
TO MAKE THAT.Copy !req
109. THE LEAST SOMEONE COULD DO
IS STEP IN IT.Copy !req
110. LET'S JUST SEE THE HOUSE
AND GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
111. - IN DUE TIME.Copy !req
112. BUT FIRST, A FUNSHINE RITUAL...
THE DAILY ICE CREAM SOCIAL.Copy !req
113. - MIX-INS, SIR?Copy !req
114. - NO, THANKS.
I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY WEIGHT.Copy !req
115. - THEY'RE FREE.
- LOAD ME UP.Copy !req
116. FATTY GOT TO EAT.Copy !req
117. - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU TOLERATE
BEING LACTOSE INTOLERANT.Copy !req
118. - WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAN MAKE ME
FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.Copy !req
119. - ARE YOU GUYS THINKING
OF MOVING HERE?Copy !req
120. - YEAH.Copy !req
121. - OKAY, SIBLINGS.Copy !req
122. FORM OF A CHEER-AMID.Copy !req
123. ENJOY YOUR VISIT.Copy !req
124. MAKE A SUNDAE.Copy !req
125. IF YOU STAY,
WE'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.Copy !req
126. - WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?Copy !req
127. BECAUSE WE'RE BROTHERS
AND SISTERS.Copy !req
128. TICKLE FIGHT!Copy !req
129. - AW, GROSS.Copy !req
130. - HEY, VISITOR.Copy !req
131. CAN I GET YOU SOME MIX-INS
FOR THAT NAKED SUNDAE?Copy !req
132. M&Ms?
GUMMY BEARS?Copy !req
133. - THAT'S OKAY.
I JUST LIKE PLAIN VANILLA.Copy !req
134. - PEANUT BRITTLE?
COOKIE CRUMBS?Copy !req
135. - I DON'T MEAN TO—Copy !req
136. THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
BUT...Copy !req
137. ARE YOU LACTATING?Copy !req
138. GUESS I AM.Copy !req
139. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD GO GOOD
WITH THIS?Copy !req
140. CAP'N CRUNCH.Copy !req
141. - OH-HO-HO, THIS GUY.Copy !req
142. A REAL CUTUP.Copy !req
143. DO THAT THING WHERE YOU FOAM
FROM THE MOUTH.Copy !req
144. - WHAT THING?Copy !req
145. - OH, HO.Copy !req
146. YOU, SIR, ARE THE MASTER.Copy !req
147. SO HOW ABOUT I GET YOU
INTO SOMETHINGCopy !req
148. A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE,Copy !req
149. LIKE A 5 BEDROOM
WITH 31/2 BATHS.Copy !req
150. - HEY, NOW I'M FOAMING
AT THE MOUTH.Copy !req
151. A VICTORIAN.Copy !req
152. MY FAVORITE.Copy !req
153. - STUDIES SHOW MOST AMERICANS
FIND ENGLISH ARCHITECTURECopy !req
154. TO BE THE MOST AMERICAN.Copy !req
155. - WICKED.Copy !req
156. - HARDWOOD FLOORS,
RECESSED LIGHTING,Copy !req
157. A TWO-STORY FOYER.Copy !req
158. - THIS PLACE IS SO BIG,
IT ECHOES.Copy !req
159. - ECHOES, ECHOES, ECHOES.Copy !req
160. - YEAH, I DON'T REALLY THINK—
WOW!Copy !req
161. A CHAIR THAT RECLINES
ANDFACES THE TELEVISION.Copy !req
162. HOW DID YOU KNOW?Copy !req
163. - IT SEEMS WE KNOW YOU BETTER
THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF.Copy !req
164. BASED ON OUR STATISTICS,Copy !req
165. I'D SAY YOU'RE WORKING
ON A NOVEL.Copy !req
166. - ACTUALLY,
IT'S AN EROTIC MEMOIR.Copy !req
167. BUT YES.Copy !req
168. - AND YOU THINK YOU SHOULD
HOST YOUR OWN TALK SHOW.Copy !req
169. - WELL, I DON'T MEAN
TO TOOT MY OWN HORN,Copy !req
170. BUT PEOPLE DO SEEM TO ENJOY
THOSE LETTERMAN TOP TEN LISTSCopy !req
171. I EMAIL AROUND.Copy !req
172. - YEP, EVERY DETAIL
HAS BEEN TAILOREDCopy !req
173. TO YOUR PARTICULAR
GENERIC TASTE,Copy !req
174. RIGHT DOWN TO THATCopy !req
175. VINTAGE ITALIAN
ADVERTISING POSTER.Copy !req
176. - I LOVE THAT.Copy !req
177. IT MAKES ME FEEL
MORE SOPHISTICATEDCopy !req
178. THAN I ACTUALLY AM.Copy !req
179. - CHECK IT OUT, MOM.Copy !req
180. AN INDOOR BATTING CAGE.Copy !req
181. THANK YOU, FOCUS GROUPS.Copy !req
182. OW!Copy !req
183. - WHAT DO YOU THINK, GLENN?Copy !req
184. PRETTY AMAZING, HUH?Copy !req
185. - IT IS.Copy !req
186. IT'S ALMOST AS IF
OUR WHOLE JOURNEYCopy !req
187. WAS LEADING US RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
188. - WHY DON'T YOU THINK THINGS
OVER ON THE VERANDACopy !req
189. THAT CAUCASIANS 25 TO 54
FIND SO PLEASING.Copy !req
190. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,Copy !req
191. ENJOY YOUR FAVORITE
MORNING BEVERAGE.Copy !req
192. - COFFEE!Copy !req
193. OH, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU.Copy !req
194. THERE'S RUM IN THERE, RIGHT?Copy !req
195. AHH.Copy !req
196. - HOWDY, FUTURE FUNSHINER.Copy !req
197. - UH, HI.Copy !req
198. - WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD!Copy !req
199. - OKAY.Copy !req
200. GLENN, I'M STARTING TO GETCopy !req
201. A WEIRD FEELING
ABOUT THIS PLACE.Copy !req
202. - OH, DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE.Copy !req
203. THAT'S JUST BUYER'S REMORSE.Copy !req
204. - BUYER'S REMORSE?Copy !req
205. - DIDN'T I TELL YOU?Copy !req
206. I JUST BOUGHT THE HOUSE.Copy !req
207. YAY!Copy !req
208. - WHAT?Copy !req
209. - THE REDHEAD'S
GONNA BE A PROBLEM.Copy !req
210. - AH, A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
IN OUR BEAUTIFUL NEW HOUSE.Copy !req
211. ALL RIGHT, OFFSPRING
AND SPRING ROLL,Copy !req
212. EXCITED FOR YOUR FIRST DAY
AT A SCHOOL NOT ON WHEELS?Copy !req
213. - YOU BET.Copy !req
214. FINALLY I'LL HAVE A HOT TEACHER
I CAN STARE ATCopy !req
215. WITHOUT HAVING COMPLEX FEELINGS.Copy !req
216. NO OFFENSE, MOM.Copy !req
217. - WISH ME LUCK, JACKIE.Copy !req
218. I'M STARTING WORK TODAYCopy !req
219. AS FUNSHINE'S RESIDENT
OLD-TIMEY DENTIST-BARBER.Copy !req
220. - OH, JACKIE, YOU'RE STILL NOT
SECOND-GUESSINGCopy !req
221. MY RASH DECISION
TO BUY THIS HOUSE, ARE YOU?Copy !req
222. - I WANT TO SETTLE DOWN.Copy !req
223. I JUST DON'T THINK
THIS IS THE PLACE.Copy !req
224. - IS IT THE LEAKING
MAN BOOB THING?Copy !req
225. I'M SURE THERE'S
A MILLION EXPLANATIONS.Copy !req
226. MAYBE THEY HEARD A BABY CRYING.Copy !req
227. - OH, IT'S MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
228. EVERYONE'S JUST
A LITTLE TOO HAPPY.Copy !req
229. AND THERE'S THIS WEIRD OBSESSION
WITH ICE CREAM MIX-INS.Copy !req
230. - AH, HONEY, WHEN WE WERE
ON THE ROAD, YOU WEREN'T HAPPY.Copy !req
231. NOW WE'RE IN A PLACE
THAT YOU PICKED,Copy !req
232. SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY,Copy !req
233. AND YOU'RE STILL NOT HAPPY.Copy !req
234. I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS...Copy !req
235. - ME?Copy !req
236. - OH, THANK GOD
I DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT.Copy !req
237. - WOW.Copy !req
238. MAYBE I DO HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH BEING HAPPY.Copy !req
239. I DON'T WANT TO BE
THAT PERSON.Copy !req
240. - YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO?Copy !req
241. GET OUT THERE.Copy !req
242. STOP LOOKING FOR THINGS
NOT TO LIKE.Copy !req
243. JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.Copy !req
244. - YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
245. I NEED TO MAKE
MORE OF AN EFFORT.Copy !req
246. THANKS, GLENN.Copy !req
247. - AAH, IT'S JUST SOME
OF THE HOMESPUN WISDOM YOU GETCopy !req
248. FROM BEING A SMALL-TOWN BARBER.Copy !req
249. NOW LET'S TACKLE THAT NECK HAIR.Copy !req
250. - UH, IS THIS THING ON RIGHT?Copy !req
251. IT'S SO SNUG.Copy !req
252. - WE HAVE P.E. CLASS WITH HIM?Copy !req
253. - OH, IN FUNSHINE,
THERE'S NO P.E. CLASS.Copy !req
254. THIS IS P-E-P CLASS.Copy !req
255. YEP, YEP, THAT SPELLS "PEP."Copy !req
256. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
257. EVERYONE GRAB YOUR PEP PARTNER.Copy !req
258. SORRY, GALS.Copy !req
259. WE FIND THAT BROTHERS
AND SISTERSCopy !req
260. MAKE THE BEST PARTNERS.Copy !req
261. - TIGHT FORM, SIS.Copy !req
262. - ACE HAND PLACEMENT, BRO.Copy !req
263. - EUGH, GROSS.
- AH, I'M GONNA PUKE.Copy !req
264. - OKAY, KIDS.
NOW YOU TWO.Copy !req
265. - NO WAY.
YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ME.Copy !req
266. - BUT I HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS.Copy !req
267. HE HAS A WHISTLE
AND SHORT SHORTS.Copy !req
268. - YOU'RE AWESOME.Copy !req
269. - YOU'RE AWESOMER
LIKE A GOSSAMER.Copy !req
270. - THAT IS SO NOT AWESOME.Copy !req
271. - AH, SOPHIE'S CHOICE,
WHAT A BREEZY READ.Copy !req
272. - SO LIGHT.
SO FANCY-FREE.Copy !req
273. - I DON'T MEAN TO BE A BUZZKILL,
BUT...Copy !req
274. YOU DO REALIZE
THIS IS A HORRIFIC TALECopy !req
275. OF A WOMAN FORCED TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN HER TWO CHILDRENCopy !req
276. DURING THE HOLOCAUST?Copy !req
277. - MY NAME'S NOT SOPHIE,Copy !req
278. BUT MY CHOICE IS TO READ
THIS DELIGHTFUL ROMP AGAIN.Copy !req
279. - OH, I'M SO SORRY.
TOTALLY MY FAULT.Copy !req
280. DON'T BE SILLY.Copy !req
281. WOULD YOU MIND DIRECTING
TRAFFIC AROUND ME?Copy !req
282. I DON'T WANT TO BE A BURDEN.Copy !req
283. - UH...Copy !req
284. HEY, FUNSHINE,
I LIKE THE WAY YOUR BUNS SHINECopy !req
285. IN THE SUNSHINE.Copy !req
286. - TAP THAT BUTT
LIKE PIZZA HUT.Copy !req
287. - HEY, COURTNEY,
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD—Copy !req
288. - BRING IT ON, SIS.Copy !req
289. - OH, OH.
GO, CONOR. GO, CONOR.Copy !req
290. WORKING ON A ROUTINE.Copy !req
291. - 'CAUSE WE'RE THE NEW TEENS.Copy !req
292. - AND WE EAT SALTINES.Copy !req
293. - OH, WENDY.Copy !req
294. THAT'S KIND OF OURTHING.Copy !req
295. I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR HER.Copy !req
296. - OKAY, I'LL JUST WALK
INTO THE OCEANCopy !req
297. WITH STONES IN MY POCKETS.Copy !req
298. - LET ME KNOW
HOW THE WATER FEELS.Copy !req
299. - YAY!Copy !req
300. - NO MIX-INS.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
301. - HEY, JACKIE.
GREAT TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
302. SO HOW'S FUNSHINE TREATING YOU?Copy !req
303. - TRUTH IS, EVERYONE AROUND HERE
SEEMS SO HAPPY, BUT I'M NOT.Copy !req
304. I DON'T KNOW WHY.Copy !req
305. - FIDDLE FADDLE.Copy !req
306. - IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
307. - SORRY, I WAS TALKING
TO THE MIX-INS GUY.Copy !req
308. I NEED MORE FIDDLE FADDLE.Copy !req
309. JACKIE, AS GREAT AS FUNSHINE IS,Copy !req
310. NO PLACE CAN TRULY MAKE
YOU HAPPY.Copy !req
311. IT HAS TO COME FROM HERE.Copy !req
312. - OH!Copy !req
313. - BUTTERFINGERS.Copy !req
314. NO, I WAS TALKING
TO HER THIS TIME.Copy !req
315. HERE.
TAKE MINE.Copy !req
316. - WELL, OKAY.Copy !req
317. - WHAT THE...Copy !req
318. HEY.Copy !req
319. "MARTIN FAMILY"?Copy !req
320. WE'RE PEPPY,Copy !req
321. WE'RE PREPPY,
AND NOW WE'RE GETTING STEPPY.Copy !req
322. WHY ARE THEY GETTING ALONG?Copy !req
323. - SHAKE IT.
SHAKE IT.Copy !req
324. NOW SHAKE THAT CHUNKY BOOTAY.Copy !req
325. - OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
326. - FEEDING TEST SUBJECT
20 MILLIGRAMS OF MIX-INS.Copy !req
327. - THIS NEW FORMULA
ELEVATES BLISS LEVELS 12%.Copy !req
328. NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SOLVE
THAT MALE LACTATION PROBLEM.Copy !req
329. - WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT RID
OF THE PREVIOUS SIDE EFFECT.Copy !req
330. - OOH, I CAN FEEL IT KICKING.Copy !req
331. - THAT'S SWELL, BRANDON.Copy !req
332. OH, GOD.Copy !req
333. - UH, SAY, FELLAS.Copy !req
334. JUST EXACTLY HOW
IS THIS BABY COMING OUT?Copy !req
335. - WELL, I'M NOT TELLING HIM.Copy !req
336. - OH!Copy !req
337. - WE HAVE A BREACH.Copy !req
338. - IT'S GOING TO BE A BREECH?Copy !req
339. - AAH, THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
340. - GLENN,
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
341. - OH, HEY, JACKIE.Copy !req
342. CAN I GET YOU A PLAYBOY
WHILE YOU WAIT?Copy !req
343. TERRIFIC INTERVIEW
WITH SAUL BELLOW.Copy !req
344. - THEY'RE POISONING US.
THE MIX-INS.Copy !req
345. THEY'RE ALL...Copy !req
346. OH, NO!Copy !req
347. THEY'VE GOT TO YOU TOO!Copy !req
348. AAH!Copy !req
349. - WHAT?
IT'S JUST BREAST MILK, JACKIE.Copy !req
350. GOSH, NOTHING'S EVER
NORMAL ENOUGH FOR YOU.Copy !req
351. - HEY, FOLKS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
352. - YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
353. - STAY AWAY FROM YOU?Copy !req
354. I'M JUST HERE TO TALK
TO YOUR HUSBAND.Copy !req
355. AS YOU KNOW,
TOMORROW IS FOUNDER'S DAY,Copy !req
356. AND WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU TO PLAY
THE BELOVED, IF CONCOCTED,Copy !req
357. J.P. FUNSHINE.Copy !req
358. - AH!Copy !req
359. EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD,
I DREAMED OF PLAYINGCopy !req
360. THE FICTIONAL FOUNDER
OF A HEAVILY GATED COMMUNITY.Copy !req
361. - YOU HAVE TO SNAP OUT OF IT!Copy !req
362. - COME, LET'S GET YOU FITTED
FOR A HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHECopy !req
363. AND COMICALLY TALL STILTS.Copy !req
364. - YOU'RE COMING WITH US.Copy !req
365. - OKAY, WE CAN DO THIS
THE EASY WAYCopy !req
366. OR THE HARD WAY.Copy !req
367. CHOCOLATE JIMMIES,Copy !req
368. OR THESE SNO-CAPS
EVERYONE HATES?Copy !req
369. - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?Copy !req
370. - FUNSHINE IS PHASE ONE OF
OUR MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT PLANS,Copy !req
371. AND FOCUS GROUPS TELLS US
THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO BUY HOMESCopy !req
372. IN HAPPY PLACES.Copy !req
373. - ESPECIALLY IN
THIS ECONOMIC DOWNTURN.Copy !req
374. - BRANDON, PLEASE.Copy !req
375. - I'M SORRY.
CRAZY HORMONAL TODAY.Copy !req
376. - I'LL NEVER EAT
YOUR STUPID MIX-INS.Copy !req
377. - HAVE IT YOUR WAY.Copy !req
378. BRANDON, WHAT BEATS A STRAIGHT?Copy !req
379. - FLUSH.Copy !req
380. UH...Copy !req
381. - WELL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
382. I'M A U.S. CITIZEN.Copy !req
383. I VOTED IN EVERY AMERICAN IDOL.Copy !req
384. - IF I LET EVERY
ILLEGAL CANADIAN INTO AMERICA,Copy !req
385. WE'D BECOME TOO POLITE.Copy !req
386. WHAT WOULD BECOME
OF OUR WAR INDUSTRY?Copy !req
387. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.Copy !req
388. I'M TOO OLD TO LEARN
THE METRIC SYSTEM.Copy !req
389. - IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU GOT YOURSELFCopy !req
390. INTO QUITE A KERFUFFLE, EH?Copy !req
391. - OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
392. HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?Copy !req
393. - YOU CAN PAY ME.Copy !req
394. - I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.Copy !req
395. HOW ABOUT A HUG?Copy !req
396. - OKEYDOKEY.Copy !req
397. BUT AFTER THAT,
I'LL TAKE YOUR JEWELRY.Copy !req
398. - AND IN THAT GREAT YEAR
OF 18-CANDY-2,Copy !req
399. WITH NOTHING BUT THIS CREAMSICLE
AS A SWORD,Copy !req
400. I, J.P. FUNSHINE, WON THIS LAND
IN THE BATTLE OF LICKETY-SPLIT.Copy !req
401. HOORAY!Copy !req
402. - YOU'RE DOING GREAT, GLENN.Copy !req
403. YOUR INTERPRETATION
OF J.P. FUNSHINECopy !req
404. IS EVEN BETTER
THAN OUR FUN-GINEERSCopy !req
405. COULD HAVE FUN-MAGINED IT.Copy !req
406. - I'M SURE GLAD MY KIDS
ARE HERE TO SEE THIS.Copy !req
407. YAY!Copy !req
408. - ALTHOUGH, I FEEL LIKE
THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE MISSING.Copy !req
409. DID I USED TO HAVE AN ADORABLE
BLACK SON NAMED WEBSTER?Copy !req
410. YES.Copy !req
411. UNTIL YOU BOUGHT HIM
A BOUQUET OF BALLOONSCopy !req
412. AND HE FLOATED AWAY.Copy !req
413. - RIGHT.Copy !req
414. - THIS IS AS FAR
AS WE CAN TAKE YOU, RED.Copy !req
415. WE'RE GOING DOWN TO MEXICO,Copy !req
416. WHERE THEY STILL MAKE
AMERICAN CARS.Copy !req
417. - THANK YOU, GORD.Copy !req
418. BUT I HAVE TO GET TO FUNSHINE
TO SAVE MY FAMILY.Copy !req
419. - HEY, I'M ALWAYS UP
FOR A GOOD TRIP.Copy !req
420. - YOU'D REALLY BE WILLING
TO TAKE MECopy !req
421. AFTER ALL OF THOSE
HORRIBLE THINGSCopy !req
422. I SECRETLY THOUGHT ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
423. - OR YOU'RE WELCOME
TO COME WITH ME,Copy !req
424. AS LONG AS YOU
DON'T MIND STEERING.Copy !req
425. - OH, YOU'RE ALL SO WONDERFUL.Copy !req
426. TO THINK I ONCE WANTED
TO GET AWAY FROM YOU PEOPLE.Copy !req
427. I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG.Copy !req
428. WELL, MAYBE NOT ABOUT YOU,
KILLER CLOWN.Copy !req
429. - GUILTY AS CHARGED.Copy !req
430. - AND BASKET THROW.Copy !req
431. - INTO CRADLE CATCH.Copy !req
432. - WOW, IT'S LIKE YOU
READ MY MIND.Copy !req
433. - CAN YOU READ MY MIND
RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
434. - I TOTALLY CAN.Copy !req
435. WE HAVE A CLOSER RELATIONSHIPCopy !req
436. THAN ANY BROTHER
AND SISTER EVER.Copy !req
437. - UGH, THEY'RE SO CLOSE.Copy !req
438. I WISH THERE WAS SOMEONE
OUT THERECopy !req
439. WHO COULD READ MY THOUGHTS.Copy !req
440. - WHO SAID THAT?Copy !req
441. STAY OUT OF MY HEAD.Copy !req
442. - OKAY, I DEFINITELY REMEMBERCopy !req
443. HAVING A TINY BLACK SON
NAMED WEBSTER,Copy !req
444. BUT I FEEL LIKE
THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE,Copy !req
445. LIKE A PLATONIC FEMALE ROOMMATECopy !req
446. WHO NEVER LAUGHS
AT MY JOKES.Copy !req
447. I WONDER WHAT THIS RING
ON MY WEDDING FINGER SYMBOLIZES.Copy !req
448. - IT SEEMS LIKE HE HAS A REALLY
STRONG BOND WITH THIS WOMAN.Copy !req
449. TIME FOR THE NUCLEAR OPTION.Copy !req
450. - THAT'S RIGHT.
THE CARAMEL NOUGAT.Copy !req
451. - BUT THAT WILL COMPLETELY
ERASE HIS MIND.Copy !req
452. - OH, OH, AAH!Copy !req
453. OH, LOOK OUT!Copy !req
454. - OH, MAN, WE'RE EITHER CRASHING
THROUGH MULTIPLE DIMENSIONSCopy !req
455. OR I'M TOTALLY WHACKED OUT.Copy !req
456. - YOU'RE NOT WHACKED OUT.
JUST KEEP DRIVING.Copy !req
457. - I'M DRIVING?Copy !req
458. YOU BETTER NOT BE MESSING
WITH ME, TALKING AARDVARK.Copy !req
459. - GLENN, THIS NOUGAT'S GOING
TO BLOW YOUR MIND.Copy !req
460. - NO!Copy !req
461. - FIVE-SECOND RULE.Copy !req
462. SWEEEET.Copy !req
463. - GLENN, IT'S ME.Copy !req
464. JACKIE.
YOUR WIFE.Copy !req
465. - MM, NOT RINGING A BELL.Copy !req
466. - COME ON.
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER.Copy !req
467. - THINK OF YOUR FAMILY.Copy !req
468. THINK OF OUR TRIP
TO THE AMISH COUNTRY,Copy !req
469. THE—THE TIME WE JOINED
THE CIRCUS.Copy !req
470. WOW.Copy !req
471. WE REALLY DID HAVE GOOD TIMES
ON THE ROAD, DIDN'T WE?Copy !req
472. - PAY NO ATTENTION
TO THAT CRAZY WOMAN.Copy !req
473. YOU'RE WEBSTER'S DAD.Copy !req
474. THERE HE IS RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
475. - DADDY, IT'S ME,
YOUR SON WEBSTER.Copy !req
476. AND FOR ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE,
I ALSO DO R2-D2Copy !req
477. AND A BLACK MINI ME.Copy !req
478. - YOU'D BETTER GO AFTER HIM,
GLENN.Copy !req
479. HE'S HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS
THAT HELICOPTER.Copy !req
480. - HELICOPTER?Copy !req
481. I GOT MY LEGS BLOWN OFF
IN DESERT STORM FOR THIS?Copy !req
482. - MMMM.Copy !req
483. - MM.Copy !req
484. JACKIE?Copy !req
485. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
486. ARE WE GONNA HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
487. - OH, HONEY, I LOVE YOU,
AND NO.Copy !req
488. - NOW IT'S COMING BACK TO ME.Copy !req
489. YOU AREMY WIFE.Copy !req
490. - ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.Copy !req
491. PREPARE FOR YOUR FINAL MIX-IN,
DUM-DUMS.Copy !req
492. - YOU SEE, A DUM-DUM
IS NOT JUST A CANDY,Copy !req
493. BUT ALSO THE NAME OF A BULLET.Copy !req
494. - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME 'BOUT
NO HELICOPTER.Copy !req
495. YOU SAID THIS WAS
A SURPRISE PARTYCopy !req
496. FOR GEORGE PAPADAPOLIS.Copy !req
497. - PEOPLE OF FUNSHINE,
LISTEN, PLEASE.Copy !req
498. - BIG FINISH, SIS.Copy !req
499. - I SURE WON'T MISS.Copy !req
500. WHOOOOA!Copy !req
501. - JACKIE, THERE'S ONLY
ONE PERSON WHO CAN GET THROUGHCopy !req
502. TO THIS BLISSED-OUT IDIOTS,Copy !req
503. COLONEL JELLYBEAN PEPPERMINT
FUNSHINE THE FUDGE.Copy !req
504. ATTENTION, CITIZENS.Copy !req
505. YOUR MIX-INS HAVE BEEN TAMPEREDCopy !req
506. TO MAKE YOU ALL
ARTIFICIALLY HAPPY.Copy !req
507. HOORAY!Copy !req
508. - NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S A BAD THING.Copy !req
509. - HEY, PEOPLE, LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
510. - WE'RE ALL JUST PAWNSCopy !req
511. IN FUNSHINE'S
EVIL EXPANSION PLANS.Copy !req
512. - OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
513. - UGH.Copy !req
514. I KNEW LIKING HIM
WASN'T NATURAL.Copy !req
515. - AAAH!Copy !req
516. - WELL, I'M SORRY THIS PLACE
DIDN'T WORK OUT,Copy !req
517. WHAT WITH THE GUNS AND THE DRUGS
AND THE PREGNANT MAN.Copy !req
518. I JUST KNOW THE TAXPAYER'S GONNA
END UP PAYING FOR THAT BABY.Copy !req
519. - WE'VE BEEN IN AND OUT
OF SO MANY PLACES THIS YEAR.Copy !req
520. I WONDER IF WE'LL EVER FIND
A PLACE TO CALL HOME.Copy !req
521. - I THINK WE ALREADY HAVE.Copy !req
522. OUR HOME IS IN LOS ANGELES...
AND PHILADELPHIACopy !req
523. AND PLACES
WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN YET.Copy !req
524. - OKAY, JACKIE, I KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS,Copy !req
525. BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD
THAT MANY HOUSES.Copy !req
526. - NO.Copy !req
527. I'VE REALIZED NOW
THAT OUR HOME ISN'T SOME PLACECopy !req
528. WITH A WHITE PICKET FENCE.Copy !req
529. IT'S WITH A DOUBLE YELLOW LINE.Copy !req
530. AND OUR NEIGHBORS ARE HIPPIES,
KILLER CLOWNS,Copy !req
531. AND ILLEGAL CANADIANS
MAKING A MOCKERYCopy !req
532. OUT OF OUR BORDER SECURITY.Copy !req
533. - IT IS PRETTY WEAK.Copy !req
534. - SO... YOU WANT
TO STAY ON THE ROAD?Copy !req
535. - THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
536. WE'RE GONNA SEE THIS COUNTRY
WARTS AND ALL.Copy !req
537. AHH, THERE'S THE EVENING FOG.Copy !req
538. - ACTUALLY, THAT'S BURNING HAIR.Copy !req
539. THEY SET MR. DRISCOLL ON FIRE.Copy !req
540. - THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
EVERY PLACE WE VISITCopy !req
541. WE LEAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT
BETTER THAN WHEN WE GOT THERE.Copy !req
542. - THIS IS NOT WHY
I WENT TO BUSINESS SCHOOL!Copy !req
543. - WHOA!Copy !req