Glenn Martin, DDS 1x2

Directed by Dave Barton Thomas

After Courtney wins a fencing tournament and Conor realises he hasn't won anything (expect at the tournament where he wins a award for 'participant'). When Glenn takes Conor to the circus Glenn gets hired and Conor tries to learn a talent. Conor then gets a job sweeping elephant's feaces. He then realises his talent is sticking his head up an elephants butt. Glenn tells Conor he doesn't likes his talent. Conor ignores Glenn and goes to the circus anyway. Conor doesn't do his talent anymore and gets a "fancy man barf bag".

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1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN, FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,

2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER AND DENTIST.

3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.

4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

5. SO IT'S ME, MY WIFE, JACKIE—

6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST— OH!

7. OUR SON, CONOR, THE LADIES' MAN,

8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—

9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING FOR HER ONE DAY.

10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY ALREADY IS.

11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.

12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.

13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?

14. - HA! EN GARDE!

15. - SO WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THIS NEANDERTHAL?

16. - A FREAK FIRECRACKER INCIDENT

17. LEFT HIM WITH NO PERIPHERAL VISION.

18. ATTACK HIM LOW AND OUTSIDE, AND HE WON'T SEE YOU COMING,

19. LITERALLY.

20. - GO SWEETIE!

21. - STAB HIM IN THE HEART!

22. - OH, HOW CUTE.

23. A LITTLE GIRL WITH A—

24. - MY NAME IS COURTNEY MARTIN.

25. YOU MOCKED ME ONCE.

26. PREPARE TO DIE!

27. - PLEASE, NOT THE FACE.

28. I HAVE PICTURE DAY ON THURSDAY.

29. - THANK YOU. - GREAT JOB, KIDDO!

30. - AND THE WINNER IS COURTNEY MARTIN.

31. - THIS WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE

32. WITHOUT THE HELP

33. MY MOM AND DAD... - AW.

34. - THE MAN UPSTAIRS...

35. - WHAT'S UP?

36. - BUT MOST OF ALL, I NEED TO THANK THE PERSON

37. WHOSE CUTTHROAT TENACITY INSPIRES ME EVERY DAY,

38. MARTHA STEWART.

39. - MARTHA STEWART?

40. - WOW.

41. ARE THERE ANY MORE LIKE YOU AT HOME?

42. - DEFINITELY NOT.

43. "PARTICIPANT."

44. THEY DON'T GIVE THESE OUT TO JUST ANYONE.

45. - WHERE SHOULD I PUT THIS?

46. NEXT TO MY SPELLING BEE TROPHY,

47. OR THAT PLAQUE I WON AT SNIPER SCHOOL?

48. - UGH, THERE'S NO ROOM ON MY SIDE.

49. CAN'T WE JUST GET RID OF CONOR'S CRAP?

50. - HEY, I WON THOSE,

51. EXCEPT FOR THE TWO I BOUGHT AT GARAGE SALES.

52. - HEY, HOLD ON THERE.

53. CONOR'S TROPHIES ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS YOURS.

54. - ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SHOW UP AND PAY THE REGISTRATION FEE.

55. - ACTUALLY, I PAID THAT.

56. - WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING I NEVER ACTUALLY WON ANYTHING?

57. - OH, SURE YOU'VE WON THINGS,

58. MAYBE NOT IN THE TRADITIONAL

59. FASTEST, STRONGEST, SMARTEST WAY,

60. BUT WE CONSIDER IT A VICTORY THAT YOU EVEN TIED YOUR SHOES.

61. - OH, MY GOD.

62. I NEVER WON ANYTHING.

63. I'M A TOTAL LOSER.

64. - OH, CONOR.

65. I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THAT FOR YEARS.

66. - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD WIN NEXT,

67. AN EQUESTRIAN EVENT OR A BOURBON-MAKING TOURNAMENT?

68. - WHY DON'T YOU ASK MARTHA STEWART?

69. - EXCELLENT SUGGESTION,

70. BUT WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

71. - YOU COULDN'T THANK ME IN YOUR SPEECH?

72. - I KNOW YOU HAVE A THANKLESS JOB.

73. THAT'S WHY I NEVER THANK YOU.

74. - YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD USE A BREAK.

75. I'M TAKING A FEW PERSONAL DAYS.

76. - WHAT?

77. WHO'S GOING TO KEEP MY BOOKS, SCHEDULE MY MEETINGS,

78. TICKLE ME WHEN I GET STRESSED?

79. - NOT MY PROBLEM.

80. I'M ON VACATION.

81. - "THE AWARD FOR SHOWING UP GOES TO CONOR MARTINEZ."

82. "IT'S CONOR MARTIN."

83. "SHUT UP.

84. YOU'RE JUST A PARTICIPANT."

85. - OH, POOR CONOR.

86. YOU THINK WE CAUSED THIS?

87. ALWAYS CELEBRATING COURTNEY'S ACHIEVEMENTS,

88. SAYING THINGS LIKE, "YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR BROTHER."

89. - YOU REALLY SAID THAT?

90. - I WAS TRYING TO MAKE COURTNEY FEEL BETTER.

91. PARENTING IS SUCH A JUGGLING ACT.

92. - I WISH THERE WAS SOMEWHERE

93. WE COULD TAKE CONOR TO CHEER HIM UP.

94. SOMETHING THAT COMBINES HIS LOVE OF PHYSICAL DEFORMITIES

95. AND VIOLENT MISHAPS.

96. NOPE, STILL DRAWING A BLANK.

97. CANINE, WE GET IT. YOU HAVE TO GO.

98. WE'LL PULL OVER AS SOON AS THIS COMICALLY LONG LINE

99. OF CIRCUS TRUCKS PASSES BY.

100. HEY.

101. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

102. WELCOME TO A NIGHT OF DANGEROUS STUNTS

103. WITH LOW SAFETY STANDARDS!

104. - YES!

105. - WHOO!

106. - OH, AWESOME.

107. - I TOLD YOU THIS WAS RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.

108. THEY SAY THIS IS THE ONLY CIRCUS

109. THAT'S EVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF MEXICO.

110. crunch!

111. thud!

112. OH!

113. - HEH, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, PEOPLE.

114. ALL PART OF THE SHOW.

115. IS THERE A CORONER IN THE HOUSE?

116. - AH.

117. - IS THERE A DENTIST IN THE HOUSE?

118. - OH, IT'S GO TIME.

119. WELL, HERE WE GO.

120. EXCELLENT.

121. - GLENN, WE ARE SO BLESSED TO HAVE YOU HERE TONIGHT.

122. YOU DON'T FILE A REPORT WITH ANY OFFICIAL AGENCIES, DO YOU?

123. - NOT UNLESS YOU COUNT THE FUN POLICE.

124. - HEH, YOU'RE A HOOT.

125. WHY DON'T YOU STICK AROUND AND WORK FOR US A FEW WEEKS?

126. - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL DO IT.

127. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN SHOW BUSINESS.

128. - GOOD CHOICE.

129. I WAS GONNA BREAK YOUR LEGS IF YOU SAID NO.

130. JUST KIDDING.

131. - BUT I DO HAVE ONE REQUEST.

132. ACTUALLY, I WAS HOPING MY SON COULD HANG OUT

133. WITH YOUR CIRCUS PEOPLE, LEARN A SKILL.

134. HE COULD USE A BOOST TO HIS SELF-ESTEEM.

135. - THAT KID?

136. - OH! AW.

137. - UH, YEAH, HE'LL FIT RIGHT IN.

138. CONOR, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE GANG.

139. NOT AN ACTUAL GANG,

140. ALTHOUGH MOST ARE FORMER GANG MEMBERS.

141. - HELLO, GANG.

142. - DELIGHTED TO HAVE YOU ABOARD!

143. - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

144. HE'S A FREAK.

145. - FOLKS, I WANT YOU TO TREAT CONOR

146. LIKE A REAL MEMBER OF THE CIRCUS FAMILY.

147. - YOU MEAN, KIDNAP HIM FROM HIS PARENTS,

148. STEAL HIS PAYCHECK, AND BLOW IT ON STRAWBERRY WINE?

149. - HEH, HEH, HE'S JOKING.

150. - WHOA!

151. - CONOR, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

152. - OKAY.

153. OKAY.

154. SORRY.

155. - OH.

156. - OH.

157. - I THINK I HAVE A JOB MORE SUITED TO YOUR SKILLS.

158. - GROSS.

159. - WHOA!

160. - HEY, STRING BEAN, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL.

161. - MM?

162. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

163. WHOA, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

164. A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE, BUT IMPRESSIVE.

165. - I AM OLGA, CIRCUS STRONG LADY.

166. - NICE BICEPS.

167. I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM SO LARGE

168. ON SOMEONE WHO APPEARS TO BE A WOMAN.

169. - STICK WITH ME; THIS COULD BE YOU IN A WEEK.

170. SECRET TO SUCCESS.

171. SPECIAL ENERGY SHAKE.

172. IT IS LOADED WITH "T."

173. - MM, I THOUGHT I DETECTED A HINT OF CHAMOMILE.

174. MMM, INVIGORATING.

175. - GOOD LORD.

176. - PAPA, IS THAT DOG'S BUTT PART OF THE FREAK SHOW?

177. - SON, NOT EVEN AN UNLICENSED CIRCUS WOULD STOOP THAT LOW.

178. HOO, HOW DISGUSTING!

179. - NO DISRESPECT,

180. BUT YOU HAVE GOT THE MOST PRONOUNCED OVERBITE

181. I'VE EVER SEEN.

182. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY?

183. - I PULL A TRAIN WITH MY TEETH.

184. - UH-HUH.

185. ANYTHING AT HOME I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

186. DO YOU SUCK YOUR THUMB?

187. - UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

188. - I'M YOUR DAD'S TEMPORARY ASSISTANT.

189. - NO, YOU'RE NOT.

190. YOU'RE MY ASSISTANT.

191. - HOW I WORK WHEN I'M NOT WORKING

192. IS ENTIRELY UP TO ME.

193. - THANK YOU, WENDY. GREAT JOB.

194. - PRAISE?

195. UNBELIEVABLE.

196. - HOO, CONOR! WHOA!

197. WHAT'D THEY HAVE YOU DO, SWEEP UP AFTER THE ELEPHANTS?

198. - YES.

199. - UM, FANTASTIC!

200. IT'S THE BEST JOB IN THE CIRCUS.

201. - I SUCK AT EVERY JOB HERE.

202. I COULDN'T EVEN SWEEP UP A SPOTLIGHT.

203. I KEPT TRIPPING OVER IT.

204. - HEY, THESE ARE TOUGH JOBS TO MASTER.

205. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME

206. BEFORE YOU FIND THAT ONE THING THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN DO.

207. - YOU SWEAR?

208. - ONLY WHEN I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC.

209. - I SUCK.

210. I'M PROBABLY THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE PLANET.

211. I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER—

212. POOP ME OUT!

213. - WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

214. - I'M SORRY.

215. I DIDN'T MEAN TO— - IT'S BRILLIANT!

216. - WHAT IS?

217. - YOUR ACT!

218. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE CIRCUS MY WHOLE LIFE,

219. AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO VILE AND DEGRADING.

220. KID, YOU'RE GONNA BE A STAR!

221. - OOPS.

222. OKAY, I THINK I SEE THE PROBLEM HERE.

223. AND I GOT IT.

224. - SO, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MITCH.

225. NOW I FEEL BAD ABOUT THROWING HIS CAPES IN THE STREET.

226. - DAD, I FOUND MY SPECIAL TALENT.

227. - THAT'S GREAT!

228. - I'M COMING, MITCH!

229. I'M COMING TO BE WITH YOU!

230. - DAD, YOU WERE RIGHT.

231. I FOUND SOMETHING THAT ONLY I'M GOOD AT.

232. THEY EVEN GAVE ME MY OWN ACT IN THE SHOW.

233. - THAT'S FANTASTIC, SON.

234. I KNEW YOUR TENACITY WOULD PAY OFF.

235. - JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THE NEWS.

236. GOT TO REHEARSE.

237. - LANCE, HAVE YOU SEEN MEINBELT BUCKLE?

238. OH, JAN-SHIENTZEN-VIETEL!

239. - I'LL HAVE THE COTTON CANDY

240. AND, I GUESS, THE CIRCUS PEANUTS.

241. - YOU GUYS SEEN THE DENTIST KID'S NEW ACT?

242. - YEAH, IT'S A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

243. - I THINK IT PANDERS TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR.

244. - HEY, EVERYONE.

245. - THERE HE IS!

246. ALL HAIL THE NEW STAR!

247. - WHY, YOU TWO-FACED BITCH!

248. - MY SISTER'S GREAT AT EVERYTHING.

249. UNTIL I CAME HERE, I FELT LIKE A LOSER.

250. - UH-HUH.

251. YEAH, WE ALL FELT LIKE FREAKS UNTIL WE FOUND EACH OTHER.

252. THEN WE REALIZED,

253. THE JOHNNY NINE TO FIVES WITH THEIR MORNING COMMUTES

254. AND THEIR TEN FINGERS AND TEN TOES.

255. - I'D TAKE YOU MORE SERIOUSLY

256. IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A RAILROAD SPIKE THROUGH YOUR HEAD.

257. - DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?

258. - COME ON, KID, TIME TO GET READY FOR THE BIG TOP.

259. - DON'T I JUST SIT ON A STOOL AND HOLD MY BREATH?

260. - KID, WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR BASIC IDEA

261. OF STICKING YOUR HEAD UP AN ELEPHANT'S BUTT

262. AND CLASS IT UP.

263. - TWO MORE.

264. ONE MORE.

265. GOOD.

266. - OH, YEAH!

267. - YOU ARE GOOD STUDENT, AMERICAN JACKIE.

268. SHOW ME YOUR TEST SCORES.

269. - LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME.

270. I AM SEXY!

271. SEXY!

272. A SPECIAL PREVIEW OF CONOR'S ACT?

273. OH, I'M SO PROUD, I COULD JUST RIP HIS ARMS OFF!

274. - SO, DAD, NOT WENDY, WHAT'S HIS ACT ALL ABOUT?

275. - "THE WORLD'S FANCIEST GENTLEMAN."

276. I'M GUESSING IT'S SOMETHING PRETTY FANCY.

277. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

278. WE PRESENT FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

279. THE WORLD'S FANCIEST GENTLEMAN!

280. - CONOR, YOU THE MAN!

281. - REPRESENT!

282. AH.

283. I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SOMETHING FANCY.

284. - OH!

285. - HOLY CRAP.

286. - ALL RIGHT!

287. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE WORLD'S FANCIEST GENTLEMAN!

288. I'M FAMOUS.

289. - GLENN, YOUR SON'S GETTING PAID TO STICK HIS HEAD

290. IN AN ELEPHANT'S RECTUM.

291. - THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.

292. HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT BEING PAID.

293. - IF HE DOES THIS EVEN ONCE IN PUBLIC,

294. IT'LL LAND ON THE INTERNET.

295. HIS LIFE WILL TURN OUT WORSE THAN WE EVEN THOUGHT IT WOULD.

296. - OH, YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

297. - REALLY, GLENN?

298. DO YOU REMEMBER "MAN SOILS SELF IN CHURCH"?

299. - I'M SO EMBARRASSED!

300. - OH, REVEREND,

301. KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE COLLECTION BASKET.

302. - OH, SATAN. - THIS IS SO WRONG.

303. I'LL POST A FUNNY COMMENT, BUT IT IS WRONG.

304. OH, THAT GUY.

305. NOW THAT WAS A STAINED GLASS WINDOW!

306. FANCY GENTLEMAN.

307. - SO, CONOR,

308. ABOUT THIS ACT...

309. - WASN'T IT AWESOME?

310. - IT SURE WAS.

311. AND I FORBID YOU FROM EVER DOING IT AGAIN.

312. - BUT YOU TOLD ME TO FIND A TALENT.

313. - CONOR, IF YOU DO THIS ACT IN PUBLIC,

314. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS THE GUY IN THE ELEPHANT'S BUTT,

315. AND THAT'S A STINK THAT'LL NEVER WASH OFF.

316. - BUT YOU ALWAYS SAY EVERY JOB HAS A VALUE.

317. - NAH, THAT DOESN'T REALLY SOUND LIKE ME.

318. SORRY, VINCE, I JUST DON'T THINK

319. THE CIRCUS LIFESTYLE IS RIGHT FOR CONOR.

320. NO DISRESPECT TO YOU AND YOUR SHADY BRETHREN.

321. - I ADMIRE YOU, GLENN.

322. A LOT OF PARENTS WOULD JUMP AT THIS OPPORTUNITY,

323. KNOWING THEIR SON COULD BE SUPER RICH,

324. BE ON klMMEL...

325. - KIMMEL?

326. - CONOR, I WISH YOU COULD STAY.

327. YOU HAVE A VERY SPECIAL TALENT.

328. BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?

329. I'M JUST A SELF-MADE MILLIONAIRE

330. WHO GETS TO WEAR A RED SUIT AND A TOP HAT EVERY DAY.

331. ANYWAY, I WOULD HAVE SAID, "FOLLOW YOUR HEART,"

332. BUT FATHER KNOWS BEST, RIGHT?

333. - DID YOU JUST WINK AT MY SON?

334. - I CERTAINLY DID NOT.

335. - SON, I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED.

336. YOU PROBABLY WANT TO CALL ME EVERY DIRTY WORD IN THE BOOK.

337. SCALAWAG, NE'ER-DO-WELL, MISANTHROPE...

338. - GLENN, UPSTAIRS, NOW!

339. - IN A SECOND, JACKIE. I'M JUST—

340. - I SAID NOW!

341. - WHOOPS, GOT TO GO.

342. JACKIE?

343. JACKIE?

344. WHOA!

345. JACKIE, ARE YOU INITIATING SEX?

346. - SHUT UP AND GRAB THE HEADBOARD.

347. - HUH.

348. - WHOA!

349. - THERE'S SOMEONE LIVING THE DREAM.

350. - YOU'VE GOT A SPECIAL TALENT.

351. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ON KIMMEL...

352. KIMMEL...

353. KIMMEL...

354. - WOW, THAT GUY REALLY GOT IN MY HEAD.

355. - NO, I'M RIGHT HERE.

356. - OH.

357. - FIVE MINUTES TO SHOW TIME.

358. IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

359. - OH, BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO.

360. - YEAH, AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE LOADED

361. ON GOOFBALLS AND GIN, BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP ME.

362. HOP IN.

363. - OKAY.

364. WHOA, LOOK OUT!

365. COMING THROUGH!

366. - OH, VINCE, I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT MY CHARACTER.

367. - WHAT'S THERE TO KNOW?

368. JUST FLAIL YOUR ARMS AROUND LIKE A REAL SPAS.

369. I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE DYING IN THERE.

370. - YEAH, BUT VINCE— - WHAT?

371. - WELL, WELL DOES THE FANCY GENTLEMAN NOTICE

372. THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE RESTAURANT,

373. AND IF SO, IS HE SURPRISED?

374. AND IF NOT, WHY NOT?

375. - WHO CARES?

376. DOES IT STINK LESS IF YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?

377. - I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND MY MOTIVATION.

378. - YOUR MOTIVATION IS,

379. I DON'T HIT YOU WITH A SOCK FULL OF DIMES.

380. KID, YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT AN ACTUAL FANCY MAN, DON'T YOU?

381. YOU'RE A SCHLUB WHO GETS PAID

382. FOR STICKING YOUR HEAD UP AN ELEPHANT'S TUCHUS.

383. - YEAH, BUT I'M ONLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT—

384. - LOOK, NEXT TIME I HEAR YOUR VOICE,

385. IT BETTER BE COMING FROM INSIDE AN ANIMAL,

386. BEGGING FOR AIR.

387. - OH.

388. - OH, BOY.

389. WHOO.

390. - GLENN, I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU!

391. - I NEED 20 MINUTES AND AN ICE PACK.

392. HEY, CONOR, WE NEVER GOT TO FINISH OUR CHAT.

393. CONOR?

394. CONOR!

395. JACKIE, CONOR'S GONE!

396. - BARF BAGS!

397. BARF BAGS!

398. GET YOUR FANCY MAN BARF BAGS!

399. - I DON'T THINK I NEED ONE OF THESE.

400. - TRUST ME, YOU DO.

401. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

402. STRAIGHT FROM FANCYTOWN, ENGLAND,

403. I INTRODUCE YOU TO...

404. THE WORLD'S FANCIEST GENTLEMAN!

405. - NO, NOT YET.

406. - OH, SNAP!

407. SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!

408. SHE IS ALL UP IN THAT CHICLET'S KOOL AID!

409. - UGH, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE THAT?

410. - I CAN TALK ANY WAY I WANT.

411. I'M ON MY VAY-CAY.

412. SO UNTIL 8:00, YOU CAN KISS MY—

413. bong!

414. WOULD YOU LIKE A LATTE?

415. - OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK.

416. I MISSED YOUR SUBSERVIENCE.

417. - I MISSED IT TOO.

418. - FASTER! WE HAVE TO STOP CONOR!

419. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

420. - OH, WHY CAN'T YOU BE A MAN?

421. - FANCY MAN BARF BAG, SIR?

422. - SIR?

423. - CONOR!

424. - WHOA, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

425. - I'M DOING WHAT ANY FATHER WOULD DO.

426. I'M GETTING MY SON'S HEAD OUT OF AN ELEPHANT'S ANUS.

427. - LIKE HELL YOU ARE.

428. YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO— OOF!

429. OKAY. ENJOY THE SHOW.

430. - CONOR!

431. CONOR, COME TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

432. - DAMN YOU, MARTIN FAMILY CURSE.

433. WHY MUST WE ALL HAVE SUCH GIANT HEADS?

434. - SAC UP, GLENN.

435. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

436. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ACT!

437. - OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

438. IT SMELLED WORSE THAN CLEVELAND ON LABOR DAY.

439. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

440. CONOR, ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?

441. I'M COMING, BOY!

442. - MOM, DAD, OVER HERE!

443. - MY BABY!

444. COME HERE, YOU!

445. - OW.

446. OW! OW!

447. - BUT, BUT YOU RAN OFF.

448. WE THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU DOING THE PACHYDERM PLUNGE.

449. - I WAS GONNA DO IT,

450. BUT THEN I DECIDED TO SELL MY ACT TO THE HE-SHE.

451. - WHO?

452. - HIM-HER.

453. I TOOK A FLAT UP-FRONT FEE

454. PLUS 5% OF ALL MERCHANDISING.

455. - CREATION OF CONCEPT, SALES AND LICENSING.

456. OH, YOU'VE GOT SOME REAL BUSINESS ACUMEN.

457. I KNEW YOU'D FIND YOUR TALENT.

458. SO HOW MUCH DID YOU SELL IT FOR?

459. - $10.

460. - OH.

461. DID YOU AT LEAST GET IT IN WRITING?

462. - EVEN BETTER.

463. WE SPIT IN OUR HANDS AND SHOOK.

464. NOW, THAT WAS DISGUSTING.

465. - WENDY, WAKE UP.

466. - WHAT?

467. OH, MY GOD, I OVERSLEPT!

468. SHALL I ASSIGN MYSELF A PUNISHMENT,

469. OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPIN THE WHEEL OF RETRIBUTION?

470. - NO, I LET YOU SLEEP IN.

471. YOUR VACATION SHOWED ME IT'S POSSIBLE

472. FOR AN 11-YEAR-OLD TO GET BY WITHOUT A FULL-TIME ASSISTANT.

473. HERE, I GOT YOU A PRESENT.

474. - A HELLO KITTY COFFEE MAKER!

475. I LOVE IT!

476. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

477. I TAKE MINE BLACK.

478. - HERE YOU GO, GLENN.

479. PAID IN FULL.

480. - HEY, THIS IS AN ENVELOPE FULL OF ROCKS.

481. - IS IT?

482. I WASN'T TRYING TO SWINDLE YOU.

483. THAT WOULD BE UNETHICAL.

484. - IN LIEU OF PAYMENT,

485. HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING TO HELP YOU REMEMBER

486. YOUR FAMILY HERE AT THE CIRCUS.

487. I HAD IT BRONZED.

488. - A FANCIEST GENTLEMAN BARF BAG.

489. OH, I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO PUT ON MY TROPHY SHELF.

490. EW, IT'S FULL.

491. - YEAH, TOO MANY GOOFBALLS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

492. - I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GEEK THOUGHT I WAS A MAN.

493. COME ON.

494. JUST 'CAUSE I LIKE TO STAY FIT DOESN'T MEAN I—

495. MAYBE I HAVE GONE TOO FAR.