1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR,
THE LADIES' MAN,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. - OKAY, HERE IT IS.Copy !req
15. - NO PEEKING, JACKIE.Copy !req
16. SURPRISE!Copy !req
17. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
JACKIE.Copy !req
18. - OH, FOR ME?
YOU GUYS.Copy !req
19. - I KNOW WE TOOK A CHANCE
AT TIPPING YOU OFF,Copy !req
20. BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO COULD BAKE.Copy !req
21. MMM, CHOCOLATE HAZELNUTCopy !req
22. WITH JUST A HINT
OF BURNT HAIR.Copy !req
23. HUH?Copy !req
24. OH.Copy !req
25. - JACKIE, WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU'RE NOT OVEREATING.Copy !req
26. - NOTHING'S WRONG.
IT'S MY 40TH BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
27. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
I'LL BE HAVING HOT FLASHESCopy !req
28. AND TALKING
LIKE MRS. DOUBTFIRE.Copy !req
29. WHAT'S NOT TO BE HAPPY ABOUT?Copy !req
30. - GOOD, FOR A SECOND,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEPRESSED.Copy !req
31. PRESENTS.Copy !req
32. - LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU.Copy !req
33. MY HANDPRINT
IN PLASTER OF PARIS.Copy !req
34. I FELL ASLEEP
WHILE I WAS MAKING IT.Copy !req
35. - AWW.Copy !req
36. 40, AND I'VE
ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING.Copy !req
37. I LOVE THE KIDS.
I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
38. BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT
I WOULD HAVE DONE MORE,Copy !req
39. LIKE WRITTEN A BOOKCopy !req
40. OR STARTED THAT CLOTHING LINE,
JACKIE'S KHAKIS.Copy !req
41. - ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING
IN LIFE?Copy !req
42. HEY, LADY,Copy !req
43. YOU BECAME
MRS. GLENN MARTIN, DDS,Copy !req
44. AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO EARN THOSE LETTERSCopy !req
45. AT THE END OF YOUR NAME.Copy !req
46. - THAT'S EXACTLY MY POINT.Copy !req
47. ALL I AM
IS A WIFE AND A MOTHER.Copy !req
48. I NEVER DEVELOPED
AN IDENTITY OF MY OWN.Copy !req
49. - AH, WHAT DO YOU NEED
AN IDENTITY FOR?Copy !req
50. I GOT ENOUGH IDENTITY
FOR THE TWO OF US.Copy !req
51. - ARE YOU EVEN TRYINGCopy !req
52. TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
53. - SURE, HONEY,
THE ANSWER'S SACRAMENTO.Copy !req
54. ANYWAY, MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT
IS JUST THE THINGCopy !req
55. TO TAKE YOUR MIND
OFF YOUR TROUBLES.Copy !req
56. - I DON'T WANT TO TAKE MY MIND
OFF MY TROUBLES.Copy !req
57. - AH, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU WANT.Copy !req
58. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.Copy !req
59. COME ON,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THESE DISHES.Copy !req
60. YOU CAN DO THEM TOMORROW.Copy !req
61. YOU GOT NOTHING ELSE
TO DO.Copy !req
62. CONOR, HELP CANINE.Copy !req
63. - HUH.Copy !req
64. - WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?Copy !req
65. - TRUST ME.Copy !req
66. - OW!Copy !req
67. - I'LL GIVE YOU
A HINT.Copy !req
68. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND
OF ALL TIME?Copy !req
69. THE ROLLING STONES.Copy !req
70. - AMERICAN BAND.
- THE EAGLES.Copy !req
71. - FROM THE '80s.
- THE CARS.Copy !req
72. - OKAY, NEW QUESTION.Copy !req
73. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ALL-FEMALE
BAND FROM 1980 TO 1983?Copy !req
74. DON'T SAY BANANARAMA.Copy !req
75. - THE BANG BANGS!Copy !req
76. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACKIE!Copy !req
77. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
78. - YEAH!Copy !req
79. - HEY, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
80. - SO WHO IS THIS GROUP
AND WHY SHOULD I CARE?Copy !req
81. - THE BANG BANGS.Copy !req
82. THEY WERE EMPOWERING
TO GIRLS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
83. - NOT JUST GIRLS.Copy !req
84. I BURNED THROUGH
QUITE A FEW LEG WARMERSCopy !req
85. DANCING TO THEIR
INFECTIOUS GROOVES.Copy !req
86. smack!Copy !req
87. - OW!Copy !req
88. - HERE,
LET ME TAKE THAT THING OFF.Copy !req
89. - IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
90. I'VE BEEN TRYING
ALL DAY.Copy !req
91. YOW!Copy !req
92. BIG DEAL.Copy !req
93. I LOOSENED IT FOR YOU.Copy !req
94. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
95. PLEASE STAY ON YOUR SIDE
OF THE CHICKEN WIRECopy !req
96. AND WELCOME
THE BANG BANGS.Copy !req
97. - WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
98. THESE AREN'T
THE ORIGINAL BANG BANGS.Copy !req
99. THIS IS
AN ALL-GUY TRIBUTE BAND.Copy !req
100. - OH, IT'S THEM,
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
101. THERE'S PIXIE BANG BANG,
THE INGENUE.Copy !req
102. FLAME BANG BANG,
WITH HER IRISH TEMPERCopy !req
103. AND CUTTING-EDGE
POLITICAL VIEWS.Copy !req
104. - FREE NELSON MANDELA!Copy !req
105. - THE BEAT.Copy !req
106. THE STORY IS THAT
SHE MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.Copy !req
107. IN EXCHANGE FOR PERFECT BEAT,
SHE GAVE HIM EVERYTHING.Copy !req
108. - WHY DO I ALWAYS GOT TO ASK
FOR THE FIRSTBORN?Copy !req
109. - THERE USED TO BE ANOTHER ONE,
SCRUNCHIE BANG BANG,Copy !req
110. BUT SHE QUIT THE BANDCopy !req
111. DIVORCING MILLIONAIRES.Copy !req
112. - YEAH!Copy !req
113. - WELL,
I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT—Copy !req
114. HEY, MY WINE COOLER!Copy !req
115. THEY DON'T MAKE THOSE
ANYMORE.Copy !req
116. - SO I'M
A LITTLE STRONGER THAN YOU,Copy !req
117. OR A LOT STRONGER,Copy !req
118. OR SO MUCH STRONGER
THAT I ONLY LET YOU LIVECopy !req
119. AS LONG AS YOU AMUSE ME.Copy !req
120. - LET'S SETTLE THIS
SCIENTIFICALLYCopy !req
121. WITH THE STRENGTH TESTER.Copy !req
122. - WHAT?Copy !req
123. BIG DEAL.Copy !req
124. - YEAH!Copy !req
125. KEEP 'EM COMING.Copy !req
126. - OH, YEAH!Copy !req
127. - DAD, I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DID IT,Copy !req
128. BUT YOU REALLY GOT MOM
OUT OF THAT FUNK.Copy !req
129. - WANT TO HEAR DADDY'S SECRET
ON HOW TO KEEP MOM HAPPY?Copy !req
130. KEEP HER FROM THINKING
ABOUT HER LIFE.Copy !req
131. UH-OH.
SHE'S THINKING.Copy !req
132. MUST DISTRACT.Copy !req
133. HEY,
IT'S MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
134. HOW MUCH WOULD IT COSTCopy !req
135. TO HAVE HER SING
WITH YOU GUYS ON STAGE?Copy !req
136. - THE BANG BANGS
ARE NOT SOME DANCE HALL MARYSCopy !req
137. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAY WITH.Copy !req
138. - NOT EVEN FOR 100 BUCKS?Copy !req
139. - I HEAR WE HAVE
A BIRTHDAY GIRL.Copy !req
140. IS THERE
A MRS. DR. GLENN MARTIN, DDS,Copy !req
141. IN THE HOUSE?Copy !req
142. - I'M MRS. DR. GLENN MARTIN,
DDS!Copy !req
143. - THEN COME ON UP.Copy !req
144. - WHOA.
CHECK OUT THAT SINGER.Copy !req
145. SHE'S HOT.Copy !req
146. - THAT'S MOM.Copy !req
147. - HUH?Copy !req
148. - LET ME GET A PICTURE
OF MY GIRL WITH HER HEROES.Copy !req
149. SAY TEETH.Copy !req
150. - TEETH!Copy !req
151. - JACKIE,
YOU'RE A BORN ROCKER.Copy !req
152. FULL OF PISS AND VINEGAR
ARE YA.Copy !req
153. - THAT MIGHT BE THE SALAD
SHE ORDERED FROM THE BAR.Copy !req
154. - YOU REMIND ME OF MYSELFCopy !req
155. BEFORE MY LOVE AFFAIR
WITH MEATS AND CHEESES.Copy !req
156. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES.Copy !req
157. IT WAS A PLEASURE,
BUT WE BETTER GET BACK.Copy !req
158. SHE'S OFFICIALLY TURNING 40
IN TEN MINUTES,Copy !req
159. AND THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE
TO MAKE LOVECopy !req
160. TO A YOUNGISH WOMAN.Copy !req
161. - GLENN,
I'M HAVING FUN.Copy !req
162. I DON'T WANT TO
GO HOME.Copy !req
163. - HEY, SUGAR BUNS.Copy !req
164. YOU EVER MAKE IT
WITH A BIG GIRL?Copy !req
165. IT'S LIKE BEING IN A THREESOME
WITHOUT THE AWKWARDNESS.Copy !req
166. - NO, I THINK
THERE'D BE AWKWARDNESS.Copy !req
167. - LOOK AT YOUR MOTHER
OVER THERE WASHING DISHESCopy !req
168. WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
169. IT'S LIKE SHE'S BACK IN
HER LATE, LATE, LATE 30s AGAIN.Copy !req
170. - CHECK OUT THIS GREAT PICTURE
OF MOM AND THE BAND.Copy !req
171. TOO BAD HER EYES ARE CLOSED.Copy !req
172. - AH, DARN IT.Copy !req
173. - OH, THAT'S OKAY.
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.Copy !req
174. IN MY MIND, MY EYES ARE OPEN,
AND PIXIE'S WEARING UNDERPANTS.Copy !req
175. - HOW WILL YOU KNOW
YOU HAD A WONDERFUL TIMECopy !req
176. WITHOUT A SNAPSHOT
TO PROVE IT?Copy !req
177. I'M GOING TO FIND THE BANG BANGS
AND TAKE ANOTHER PHOTO.Copy !req
178. - DAD, DON'T PUSH IT.Copy !req
179. DID YOU EVER THE PHRASE,
"LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE"?Copy !req
180. - NO.Copy !req
181. I ALWAYS HEARD, "MAKE WELL
ENOUGH IMPERCEPTIBLY BETTER."Copy !req
182. - I AIN'T DRIVING YOU
IF YOU AIN'T GONNA PAY ME.Copy !req
183. - HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
184. KEEP THE CHANGE.Copy !req
185. - UGH, NOW YOU OWE ME
FOR THAT TOO.Copy !req
186. - HEY, COME BACK HERE!
- A POX ON YE!Copy !req
187. - HEY,
REMEMBER US?Copy !req
188. CAN WE GET
ANOTHER SHOT OF YOU GIRLS?Copy !req
189. I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS.Copy !req
190. - HEY, FOR 20 BUCKS
I'D LET YOU ACTUALLY SHOOT US.Copy !req
191. THIS WAS FOR A PINT.Copy !req
192. - TEETH!Copy !req
193. - PERFECT, AND IF THERE'S
ANYTHING WE CAN DO...Copy !req
194. - ACTUALLY, COULD YOU DRIVE US
TO OUR NEXT COUPLE GIGS?Copy !req
195. - OOH,
I WOULD IF I COULD,Copy !req
196. BUT OUR FAMILY'S MEANDERING
AROUND THE COUNTRYCopy !req
197. ON A VERY TIGHT SCHEDULE.Copy !req
198. - I MEAN, IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT
IF I WAS A MEMBER OF THE BAND.Copy !req
199. JUST KIDDING.Copy !req
200. ALTHOUGH, I DO HAVE
MY OWN KARAOKE MACHINE,Copy !req
201. BUT THAT'S NEITHER
HITHER NOR THITHER.Copy !req
202. - EH, WHAT THE HELL.Copy !req
203. I CHRISTEN THEE
JACKIE BANG BANG.Copy !req
204. - WHOA, WHOA,
HOLD ON.Copy !req
205. MAYBE WE SHOULD
DISCUSS THIS.Copy !req
206. - ROCK AND ROLL!Copy !req
207. - JACKIE.Copy !req
208. NOW, LET'S NOT DO ANYTHING—
WHOA!Copy !req
209. - 16 SECONDS.
WHOA, NEW RECORD.Copy !req
210. - HEY, MY LIGHT BOARD!Copy !req
211. AND THAT IS NOT
A RECORD.Copy !req
212. I DID 25 LAST WEEK.Copy !req
213. - JACKIE,
YOU'RE A NATURAL.Copy !req
214. I THINK YOU MIGHT BE READY
FOR THE TRIANGLE.Copy !req
215. - GLENN,
WHICH LOOKS COOLER?Copy !req
216. THIS WAY
OR THIS WAY?Copy !req
217. - JACKIE, DO YOU REALLY THINK
JOINING THE BAND IS A GOOD IDEA?Copy !req
218. RIDING AROUND THE COUNTRY
IN A CROWDED RV,Copy !req
219. NEVER PUTTING DOWN ROOTS.Copy !req
220. WHAT KIND OF PERSON
PUTS THEIR FAMILY THROUGH THAT?Copy !req
221. - ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
222. THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY
OF A LIFETIME.Copy !req
223. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
THAT AT 40Copy !req
224. I'D BE ASKED TO JOIN
MY FAVORITE BAND?Copy !req
225. AH, I FEEL LIKE
I'VE BEEN REBORN.Copy !req
226. - AYE, THE BEAT KNOWS
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
227. BEEN LEGALLY DEAD
THREE TIMES, THAT ONE.Copy !req
228. - THERE'S NO LIFE
LIKE THE MUSICIAN'S, DARLING.Copy !req
229. TOUCHING PEOPLE'S SOULS,Copy !req
230. ANSWERING TO NO ONE,
EXCEPT OCCASIONALLY THE POLICECopy !req
231. FOR HITTING A DESK CLERK
OVER THE HEAD WITH A PHONE.Copy !req
232. - WOW, THERE'S SO MUCH
I'VE BEEN MISSING.Copy !req
233. - AH, PIXIE?Copy !req
234. THAT'S A SPIT SINK,
NOT A URINAL.Copy !req
235. AND YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT
IN A URINAL EITHER.Copy !req
236. - HELLO,
MY THIRD WORLD SISTER.Copy !req
237. HAVE YOU ANY MORE CARBON PAPER
FOR OUR MIMEOGRAPH MACHINE?Copy !req
238. - I DIDN'T FOLLOW
ANY OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID.Copy !req
239. - I NEED TO MAKE A DITTO
FOR OUR FAN NEWSLETTER.Copy !req
240. UNLESS YOU GOT ONE OF THEMCopy !req
241. NEWFANGLED DOT MATRIX
PRINTING MACHINES.Copy !req
242. - OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
243. YOU GUYS ARE STILL
LIVING IN THE '80s.Copy !req
244. - IT'S LIKE THE LAST 20 YEARS
NEVER HAPPENED,Copy !req
245. EXCEPT TO YOUR FACES.Copy !req
246. - TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req
247. LET US DO YOUR MARKETING,
WEBSITE, THE WORKS.Copy !req
248. ALL WE ASK IN RETURNCopy !req
249. IS THAT YOU SIGN OVER
RINGTONE AND MP3 RIGHTS.Copy !req
250. - LICENSING FOR PODCASTS
AND LIVE STREAMING.Copy !req
251. - I DIDN'T FOLLOW
ANY OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID.Copy !req
252. PERFECT.Copy !req
253. - HEY, ROADIES.Copy !req
254. MOVE THAT AMP OVER THERE.Copy !req
255. - I GOT IT,
LITTLE LADY.Copy !req
256. OH!Copy !req
257. - LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT,
MA'AM.Copy !req
258. - JACKIE,
THANK GOD I FOUND YOU.Copy !req
259. I WAS IN THE RV
WAITING FOR LUNCH,Copy !req
260. BUT IT NEVER CAME.Copy !req
261. IS MY LUNCH OKAY?Copy !req
262. - OH, GLENN,
I HAVE SOMETHING TO GIVE YOU.Copy !req
263. - "PICK UP DRY CLEANING,
BUY GROCERIES, FOLD LAUNDRY."Copy !req
264. I KNOW YOU'RE NEW
TO THE MUSIC BIZ,Copy !req
265. BUT THESE LYRICS
ARE TERRIBLE.Copy !req
266. - THESE ARE THINGS
YOU NEED TO DOCopy !req
267. WHILE I ROCK OUT!Copy !req
268. - HOW ABOUT
I WORK ON THIS SONG INSTEAD?Copy !req
269. WHAT RHYMES
WITH "GROCERIES"?Copy !req
270. "BAG OF BEES."
NOW THAT'S A SONG.Copy !req
271. - JACKIE'S BEEN SUPPORTING YOU
ALL THESE YEARS.Copy !req
272. PERHAPS IT'S TIME
YOU SUPPORT HER.Copy !req
273. - HEY, FLAME,Copy !req
274. IF YOU WANT PEOPLE
TO THINK YOU'RE WISE,Copy !req
275. USE AN ENGLISH ACCENT.Copy !req
276. THE IRISH ONE JUST MAKES
YOU SOUND LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.Copy !req
277. - SO NOW YOU'RE
OUR PRIMARY CAREGIVER?Copy !req
278. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!Copy !req
279. - CONOR, DON'T PANIC.Copy !req
280. YOUR MOM'S DAYS AS A ROCKER
ARE NUMBERED.Copy !req
281. JUDGING BY THIS TURNOUT,Copy !req
282. THERE AREN'T
MANY BANG BANG FANS LEFT.Copy !req
283. - OFFICIAL BANG BANG'S WEBSITE
LAUNCHING NOW.Copy !req
284. - WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
285. MOTHER SAID THIS DAY
WOULD NEVER COME.Copy !req
286. I TOLD YOU, MOTHER!Copy !req
287. - OH, MY GOD!
THE BANG BANGS!Copy !req
288. THE ONLY GIRLS
I'VE EVER LOVED.Copy !req
289. I MEAN,
BESIDES YOU, DEAR.Copy !req
290. - GET THE DOGS IN THE SUBARU,
DUDE.Copy !req
291. WE'RE GOING TO SEE
THE BANG BANGS!Copy !req
292. - OH, HO-HO-HO-HO!Copy !req
293. - FINALLY, THE NETWORK
MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY SLOW.Copy !req
294. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE BANG BANGSCopy !req
295. WITH THEIR NEWEST MEMBER,
THE LADY WHO OWNS THEIR BUS,Copy !req
296. JACKIE BANG BANG.Copy !req
297. - I'M TELLING YOU.Copy !req
298. THE FANS WILL NEVER ACCEPT HER
AS SCRUNCHIE'S REPLACEMENT.Copy !req
299. - WE ACCEPT YOU AS
SCRUNCHIE'S REPLACEMENT.Copy !req
300. - WHOO!Copy !req
301. - DAD,
CAN YOU HELP ME?Copy !req
302. I'M HAVING TROUBLE READING
MY PERIODIC TABLE.Copy !req
303. - OOH, GIRL STUFF.Copy !req
304. THAT'S A TALK
FOR YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
305. BESIDES, I'M TRYING
TO GET DINNER READY.Copy !req
306. OH, THANK GOD.Copy !req
307. THAT DOES IT.Copy !req
308. I DON'T THINK
I'M OVERSTATING THIS,Copy !req
309. BUT WE ARE
THE BEST BAND EVER!Copy !req
310. NOT INCLUDING
THE ROLLING STONES, THE EAGLES,Copy !req
311. THE CARS,
OR BANANARAMA.Copy !req
312. - 'TIS TRUE.Copy !req
313. AND YOU'RE HITTING NOTES THAT
SCALLYWAG SCRUNCHIE NEVER HIT.Copy !req
314. SHE DESTROYED HER VOICECopy !req
315. IN A HOT TEA DRINKING CONTEST
WITH ELTON JOHN.Copy !req
316. - JACKIE,
WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
317. - MEOW.Copy !req
318. - I WANT YOU
TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM.Copy !req
319. - UH, THIS ISN'T HOW I PICTURED
MY FIRST KISS.Copy !req
320. - I AM AT MY WITS ENDSCopy !req
321. WITH YOU AND
YOUR ROCK-AND-ROLL FRIEND.Copy !req
322. - GLENN, RELAX.Copy !req
323. OH, THIS PLACE IS A MESS.Copy !req
324. AND WHAT'S WITH
THE HOUSECOAT?Copy !req
325. - IT'S COMFORTABLE, OKAY?Copy !req
326. WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?Copy !req
327. I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE
ANYWAY.Copy !req
328. I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD TIME
TO WASH MY HAIR IN THREE DAYS.Copy !req
329. I'M EITHER COOKING
OR CLEANINGCopy !req
330. OR BLACK LINING
YOUR PRISON FAN MAIL.Copy !req
331. AND OH, OH, GREAT.Copy !req
332. NOW THEY WOKE UP THE BABY.Copy !req
333. - BABY?
WHAT BABY?Copy !req
334. - IT'S THE BEAT'S.Copy !req
335. SOME GUY IN A DEVIL SUIT
DROPPED HIM OFF.Copy !req
336. APPARENTLY,
IT'S HER WEEKEND.Copy !req
337. - OH,
WHAT AN ANGEL.Copy !req
338. - DON'T CALL HIM THAT!Copy !req
339. - JACKIE,
I'M LOSING MY MIND.Copy !req
340. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO I AM ANYMORE.Copy !req
341. - OH, I KNOW
EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL, DEAR.Copy !req
342. I WENT THROUGH IT
FOR 15 YEARS.Copy !req
343. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?Copy !req
344. SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR MIND
OFF YOUR TROUBLES.Copy !req
345. GO TO A BASEBALL GAME.Copy !req
346. - I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, MISSY,Copy !req
347. AND I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU
HOW CLOSE IT IS TO WORKING.Copy !req
348. - GREAT NEWS.Copy !req
349. WE JUST BOOKED
THE PALLADIUM.Copy !req
350. - THE BIGGEST
NON-NURSING HOME VENUECopy !req
351. THE BANG BANGS
HAVE PLAYED IN YEARS.Copy !req
352. - OH, MY GOD.
I'M SO NERVOUS.Copy !req
353. I THINK I FORGOT
HOW TO PLAY THE TAMBOURINE.Copy !req
354. WHEW, JUST REMEMBERED.Copy !req
355. - IF WE DO A GOOD JOB THERE,
WE'LL BE TOURING FOR YEARS.Copy !req
356. AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU,
JACKIE BANG BANG.Copy !req
357. YOU'RE OUR LUCKY CHARM.Copy !req
358. - OKAY, AGAIN,
SOUNDING LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.Copy !req
359. LOOK, WE CAN'T TOUR
FOR YEARS.Copy !req
360. I'D HAVE TO GIVE UP
MY DENTAL PRACTICE.Copy !req
361. I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS,Copy !req
362. BUT RAISING KIDS
IS A FULL-TIME JOB.Copy !req
363. - REALLY?Copy !req
364. WHEN I WAS DOING IT,
YOU CALLED IT A HOBBY.Copy !req
365. - JACKIE,
BEING A DENTIST IS WHO I AM.Copy !req
366. - AND BEING A BANG BANG
IS WHO I AM.Copy !req
367. I'VE FINALLY
DISCOVERED MYSELF,Copy !req
368. AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED
TO GIVE THAT UP?Copy !req
369. - WHEW, THANK GOD
YOU UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
370. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE
A BIG FIGHT ABOUT IT.Copy !req
371. SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER—
BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURECopy !req
372. I MIXED UP THE SALT
WITH THE POWDERED BLEACH.Copy !req
373. - I'M SORRY, GLENN, BUT WE
DID IT YOUR WAY FOR 15 YEARS.Copy !req
374. NOW IT'S MY TIME.Copy !req
375. - THAT'S RIGHT.
LONG LIVE THE 1980s.Copy !req
376. COME, JACKIE, LET'S CELEBRATE
THE GOOD NEWS WITH A PINT.Copy !req
377. - I KNOW
EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL, BABY.Copy !req
378. - MAYBE I CAN DO IT ALL,Copy !req
379. KEEP THE FAMILY RUNNINGCopy !req
380. AND HAVE A REWARDING CAREER
IN DENTISTRY.Copy !req
381. AH, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING.Copy !req
382. IT'S A JUGGLING ACT.Copy !req
383. AH.Copy !req
384. - MOVE OUT, GIRLS.Copy !req
385. - GLENN, I KNOW
YOU'RE MAD AT ME RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
386. BUT I REALLY HOPE
YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDCopy !req
387. AND COME TO THE SHOW
TONIGHT.Copy !req
388. - I DID CHANGE MY MIND, JACKIE.
I'M COMING.Copy !req
389. OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
390. I JUST CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN.
I'M NOT.Copy !req
391. FICKLE IS THE DISPOSITION
OF THE HOUSE HUSBAND.Copy !req
392. - OH.Copy !req
393. - ALL RIGHT, WENDY.Copy !req
394. YOU MIGHT
BE STRONGER THAN ME,Copy !req
395. BUT I'VE GOT STREET STRONGS.Copy !req
396. - OH, CONOR.Copy !req
397. BOYS AND GIRLS
DEVELOP DIFFERENTLY.Copy !req
398. AND SOME BOYS DEVELOP
INTO GIRLS, LIKE YOU.Copy !req
399. - WOULD A GIRL
DO THIS?Copy !req
400. WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
401. NOT CLEAN.
CAN'T BREATHE.Copy !req
402. - OH.Copy !req
403. MY WHOLE BODY HURTS.Copy !req
404. AND YET I'M HAPPY.Copy !req
405. - THE MASOCHIST TAKES PLEASURE
IN BEING DOMINATED BY ANOTHER.Copy !req
406. HE ENJOYS HUMILIATION
AND PAIN.Copy !req
407. - SO I'M NORMAL?Copy !req
408. - NO, YOU'RE SICK.
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
409. SANTA, STOP!Copy !req
410. - VERMIN!Copy !req
411. - NO, DON'T STOP.Copy !req
412. I LIKE THIS TOO.Copy !req
413. - I RULE THAT YOU'RE BOTH
A COUPLE OF JACKASSES.Copy !req
414. - YOU TELL 'EM,
TV JUDGE.Copy !req
415. - I WILL NOT HAVE YOU TURN
THIS COURTROOM INTO A CIRCUS.Copy !req
416. - WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
417. - I JUST CAME BACK
TO GET MORE SOUVENIRS TO SELL.Copy !req
418. I'M MAKING A FORTUNE ON
THESE GENUINE BANG BANG BANGS.Copy !req
419. DAD, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR THE SHOW.Copy !req
420. - YOU'RE NOT
THE JUDGE OF ME.Copy !req
421. HE'S THE JUDGE OF ME.Copy !req
422. I LOVE YOU,
TV JUDGE.Copy !req
423. - I KNOW THIS WHOLE THING
HAS BEEN HARD ON YOU,Copy !req
424. AND I REALLY APPRECIATE HOW
SUPPORTIVE YOU'VE BEEN OF MOM,Copy !req
425. PICKING UP THE SLACK,Copy !req
426. LETTING HER HAVE A TURN
IN THE SPOTLIGHT.Copy !req
427. - YEAH, THAT'S ME,
MR. HERO.Copy !req
428. - IT'S WEIRD.Copy !req
429. I USED TO THINK
I'D NEVER GET MARRIEDCopy !req
430. 'CAUSE I'D HAVE TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN RAISING A FAMILYCopy !req
431. AND HAVING
A REWARDING LIFE.Copy !req
432. YOU'VE GIVEN ME HOPE
FOR MY OWN FUTURE.Copy !req
433. THANK YOU, DAD.Copy !req
434. OH, DON'T GET MAD,Copy !req
435. BUT THE BABY
DOODLED ON THE WALL.Copy !req
436. - I TAKE IT
YOKO ISN'T COMING.Copy !req
437. - I'M AFRAID IT WILL BE
A COLD DAY IN HELLCopy !req
438. BEFORE GLENN COMES
TO ANOTHER SHOW.Copy !req
439. - OH, BOY,
IT'S A COLD DAY IN HELL.Copy !req
440. WHAT GIVES?Copy !req
441. - WHOO, BANG BANGS!Copy !req
442. - BANG BANGS!Copy !req
443. - EXCUSE ME, PAL,
BUT YOU'RE IN MY SEAT.Copy !req
444. I AM MR. JACKIE BANG BANG.Copy !req
445. - OH, SORRY.
MY MISTAKE.Copy !req
446. I'LL JUST GLADLY—Copy !req
447. - GLENN!
- JACKIE!Copy !req
448. - YEP, THAT'S MY WIFE
THEY'RE CHEERING FOR.Copy !req
449. - WE'RE NOT CHEERING
FOR YOUR WIFE.Copy !req
450. WE'RE CHEERING
FOR SCRUNCHIE!Copy !req
451. GOOD TO SEE YOU,
GIRLS.Copy !req
452. - ARE YOU BACK FOR GOOD NOW,
SCRUNCHIE?Copy !req
453. - YES, AND I PROMISE
I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN,Copy !req
454. UNLESS SOMETHING BETTER
COMES ALONG.Copy !req
455. - OH.Copy !req
456. - SORRY.
YOU'RE OUT OF THE GROUP.Copy !req
457. - BUT YOU SAID I SANG BETTER
THAN SCRUNCHIE.Copy !req
458. - AH, WHAT DO WE KNOW?Copy !req
459. WE BLEW OUT OUR EARDRUMS
IN 1988.Copy !req
460. WE CAN STILL USE
YOUR VAN, RIGHT?Copy !req
461. - GUESS WHO?Copy !req
462. - UGH, THIS AGAIN.Copy !req
463. HUH!Copy !req
464. WHAT ARE YOU GETTING
OUT OF THIS?Copy !req
465. NOTHING.Copy !req
466. JUST KEEP DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
467. - EW!Copy !req
468. - WAIT, WAIT!Copy !req
469. WHAT IF YOU JUST
HOLD OUT YOUR FISTCopy !req
470. AND I RUN IN TO IT?Copy !req
471. PLEASE?Copy !req
472. - WOW, THE BANG BANGS REVIVAL
IS IN FULL SWING.Copy !req
473. SAYS HERE THEY SIGNED
A RECORD RECORD DEAL.Copy !req
474. SOMEONE SHOULD TELL THEM
THEY DON'T MAKE RECORDS ANYMORE.Copy !req
475. - COURTNEY, SHH.Copy !req
476. I DON'T THINK YOUR MOM
WANTS TO BE REMINDEDCopy !req
477. SHE'S A NOBODY AGAIN.Copy !req
478. - THAT'S OKAY, GIRLS.
I KNOW WHO I AM.Copy !req
479. I'M A DISH-WASHING,
BED-MAKING, PANCAKE-FLIPPING,Copy !req
480. DRIED-OUT BABY MACHINE.Copy !req
481. AND I LOVE IT.Copy !req
482. ONLY 45 MORE YEARS TO GO.Copy !req
483. - OH, JACKIE, WHEN YOU'RE DONE
MAKING MY NOODLES,Copy !req
484. I HAVE SOMETHING
TO SHOW YOU.Copy !req
485. - THEY CALL IT "PASTA" NOW.Copy !req
486. EH, DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
487. NOTHING MATTERS.Copy !req
488. GLENN, WHY DO
I HAVE TO COVER MY EYES?Copy !req
489. THERE'S NOTHING
IN YOUR DENTAL OFFICECopy !req
490. I WANT TO SEE ANYWAY.Copy !req
491. - THIS ISN'T JUST
MY DENTAL OFFICE ANYMORE.Copy !req
492. IT'S ALSO THE NEW WORLD
HEADQUARTERSCopy !req
493. OF JACKIE'S KHAKIS.Copy !req
494. WHAT'S ALL THIS?Copy !req
495. - WELL, YOU'VE ALWAYS
TALKED ABOUT DOING IT.Copy !req
496. I FIGURED,
WHY NOT GIVE IT A TRY?Copy !req
497. JUST BECAUSE YOU TURNED 40Copy !req
498. DOESN'T MEAN
YOU HAVE TO STOP GROWING.Copy !req
499. - OH, GLENN.Copy !req
500. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
501. - OH,
JUST DON'T GROW TOO MUCH.Copy !req
502. PIXIE TOTALLY RUINED
MY FAT GIRL FETISH.Copy !req
503. - AH, GLENN,
WHERE'S THE BABY?Copy !req
504. - OH, BABY,
I MISSED YOU SO.Copy !req
505. I COULD JUST
EAT YOU UP.Copy !req