Glenn Martin, DDS 1x18

1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN, FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,

2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER AND DENTIST.

3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.

4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

5. SO IT'S ME, MY WIFE, JACKIE—

6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST— OH!

7. OUR SON, CONOR, THE LADIES' MAN,

8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—

9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING FOR HER ONE DAY.

10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY ALREADY IS.

11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.

12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.

13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?

14. - AH, PHILADELPHIA,

15. THE CITY OF BEN FRANKLIN,

16. WHERE CHEESESTEAKS ARE SOLD ON EVERY CORNER

17. AND SOULFUL WHITE GUYS SING DOO-WOP

18. AROUND FLAMING GARBAGE CANS.

19. - HEY! IT'S SANTA.

20. GET HIM.

21. - NO, I'M JUST A FAT GUY IN A RED SHIRT.

22. SMELL THOSE CHEESESTEAKS.

23. - YEAH, I THINK THAT'S SANTA'S BEARD.

24. - HEY, LOOK WHAT OUR OLD NEIGHBORS, THE RIFKINS, SENT US.

25. - A LOVE LETTER FROM MRS. RIFKIN?

26. - A RESTRAINING ORDER FROM MRS. RIFKIN?

27. - NO, AND YES.

28. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, OUR PHOTO ALBUM.

29. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT SURVIVED THE FIRE.

30. SEE, HONEY, WHEN I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN,

31. I DIDN'T DESTROY EVERYTHINGYOU LOVE.

32. EXAGGERATOR.

33. - OH, I CAN'T WAIT

34. COURTNEY'S FIRST STEPS AT FIVE MONTHS,

35. CONOR'S FIRST STEPS AT FIVE YEARS.

36. OH, IT'S RUINED.

37. - SWEET! THE OLD ALBUM.

38. THIS IS A GREAT DAY.

39. - LOOK AT THIS.

40. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN'S THE GUY WHO SAID,

41. "A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED."

42. WOW, THAT IS SO TRUE.

43. WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?

44. - NOTHING, GLENN.

45. THE MAN IS DEAD,

46. LIKE OUR PRECIOUS MEMORIES.

47. - DON'T BE UPSET, JACKIE.

48. IT'S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE.

49. YOU SEE A BURNED PHOTO ALBUM.

50. I SEE A MEMORY URN.

51. AH, CHRISTMAS '97.

52. - GLENN, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL.

53. - I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, HONEY.

54. YOU'RE MAD. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I RECOMMEND?

55. HAPPY.

56. - OH! THAT JERK JUST CUT ME OFF.

57. - HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW HIS SITUATION.

58. MAYBE HE'S RUSHING TO THE HOSPITAL

59. FOR THE BIRTH OF HIS CHILD

60. OR TO WITNESS THE PROLONGED DEATH

61. OF HIS STERN BUT LOVING FATHER.

62. CIRCLE OF LIFE,

63. HAKUNA MATATA.

64. SIR, I BELIEVE YOU FORGOT TO SIGNAL.

65. - OH, HERE'S YOUR SIGNAL.

66. - DID YOU SEE THAT? HE JUST FLIPPED ME OFF.

67. - CALM DOWN.

68. MAYBE HE ONLY HAS ONE FINGER,

69. AND HE'S JUST GIVING YOU THE THUMBS UP

70. THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW.

71. - GLENN, PLEASE.

72. I'M GONNA PRETEND I DIDN'T SEE THAT.

73. - PRETEND NOT TO SEE THIS.

74. - OH, MY GOD!

75. - IN HIS DEFENSE, HE DID REQUEST

76. THAT YOU PRETEND NOT TO SEE THAT.

77. I PRETENDED TO SEE THE UNDERSIDE OF A STARFISH.

78. - HEY, FRIEND,

79. WHY DON'T YOU PRETEND THIS IS ICE CREAM?

80. - WHOA!

81. THAT'S NOT ICE CREAM.

82. - AH—WHOA.

83. thunk!

84. - HEY, MISTER, I HOPE YOU LIKE CHALUPAS.

85. WE DIDN'T.

86. - APPARENTLY, MA'AM,

87. HE DID NOT ENJOY THE CHALUPAS EITHER.

88. LADY, YOU GOT A REAL TEMPER ON YOU.

89. YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT FROM PHILLY?

90. - OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY.

91. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

92. - SHE'S NOT GOING TO JAIL, IS SHE?

93. BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY

94. I CAN KEEP THOSE KIDS ALIVE WITHOUT HER.

95. - NO, THEY'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE HER

96. SEE AN ANGER MANAGEMENT COUNSELOR.

97. - OH.

98. - WHOA!

99. WHOA.

100. CANINE, I THINK WE'RE IN NARNIA.

101. - AND THAT'S WHEN I HIT THE SWITCH.

102. BELIEVE ME, I INSTANTLY REGRETTED IT.

103. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

104. - AND SCENE.

105. UNFORTUNATELY, MRS. MARTIN, THIS IS NOT ACTING CLASS.

106. THIS IS ANGER MANAGEMENT.

107. - EXCUSE ME?

108. - SERIOUSLY, JACKIE,

109. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS ACTING CLASS?

110. - MRS. MARTIN, YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE

111. YOU DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES?

112. YOUR HOUSE BURNED DOWN.

113. YOU'RE RAISING A FAMILY IN A MOVING DENTAL OFFICE.

114. AND NOW YOU FIND OUT THAT EVERY MEMORY

115. OF YOUR ONCE HAPPY LIFE HAS GONE UP IN SMOKE.

116. YOU'VE GOT ALL THE MAKINGS OF A TICKING TIME BOMB.

117. - I REALLY DON'T THINK I'M A—

118. - YOU'RE A TIME BOMB, MRS. MARTIN.

119. TIME BOMB! TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK.

120. - PLEASE STOP SAYING TIME BOMB.

121. - OH, MY GOD, SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

122. - WHICH WIRE DO WE CUT, THE RED OR THE BLUE?

123. THE RED OR THE BLUE?

124. - THE BLUE. NO, THE RED.

125. - WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP?

126. I'M NOT A TIME BOMB!

127. - BOOM.

128. AND NOW WE'RE ALL DEAD.

129. - THANKS A LOT, JACKIE.

130. I NEVER GOT TO HAVE GRANDCHILDREN.

131. - HERE, THE LATEST IN ANGER MANAGEMENT TECHNOLOGY.

132. IT'S A BIOFEEDBACK BRACELET.

133. BEEPS WHENEVER YOU ARE AT YOUR BOILING POINT.

134. AND YOU'RE READY TO ADD THE PASTA.

135. - WOW, MAYBE I DO HAVE A PROBLEM.

136. - MRS. MARTIN, IF YOU DON'T AMEND THIS BEHAVIOR,

137. YOU'LL LIKELY SUFFER FROM A STROKE, HEART ATTACK—

138. - OKAY, HOW DO I FIX THIS?

139. - RENAL FAILURE, ANAL LEAKAGE—

140. - PLEASE, HOW DO I FIX THIS?

141. HERE'S A LIST OF RECOMMENDED STRESS-RELIEVING ACTIVITIES.

142. COME BACK IN TWO WEEKS, AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING.

143. - THANK YOU; THIS WAS A REAL WAKE-UP CALL FOR ME.

144. - STILL NOT ACTING CLASS, MRS. STREEP.

145. - YEAH, JACKIE.

146. I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?

147. - HEY, THANKS, PAL. KEEP THE CHANGE.

148. clunk!

149. - OOH, A SPOT.

150. THESE YOGA TIGHTS ARE EXHILARATING.

151. I FEEL NUDE, BUT LEGALLY I'M NOT.

152. - WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, GLENN?

153. I USED TO BE SO NORMAL.

154. - JACKIE, DON'T FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM;

155. FOCUS ON THE SOLUTION.

156. YOUR NEAR-FATAL ANGER COULD BE

157. THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US.

158. WE'RE LEARNING TO DO YOGA,

159. SOMETHING I WOULD NOT HAVE DONE IN A MILLION YEARS

160. ON ACCOUNT OF HOW DOUCHEY IT IS.

161. - ARE YOU OKAY, MOM?

162. YOU'RE BEEPING PRETTY LOUD.

163. - DON'T WORRY.

164. DADDY'S GONNA FIX YOUR BROKEN MOMMY.

165. MY HAND TO HEAVEN, I WILL NOT RAISE YOU KIDS ALONE.

166. - WE'RE BEING RAISED?

167. squish!

168. - YOU'RE GONNA GET A LITTLE DOGGY CHEESESTEAK.

169. OH, YES, YOU ARE.

170. - HEY, SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD IN THERE.

171. I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE CHEESESTEAKS.

172. - OH, THAT SANDWICH IS FOR—

173. - $4.

174. HERE YOU GO.

175. THANK YOU.

176. - HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

177. - YOU CAN'T FEED PEOPLE DOG FOOD.

178. CAN YOU?

179. - WHY NOT?

180. IT'S JUST CHICKEN BEAKS, ROAD KILL, AND CORK.

181. - DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.

182. - AS SOON AS HE BITES INTO THAT THING, HE'S GONNA KILL US.

183. - HEY!

184. HEY, THIS NEW ROACH COACH IS GREAT.

185. WHAT DO I GOT TO DO TO GET MORE OF THEM CHEESESTEAKS,

186. GET ON ALL FOURS AND BEG LIKE A DOG?

187. - HEY! WHAT YOUSE STANDING AROUND FOR?

188. ORDER UP.

189. - THIS IS HURTING MY BACK.

190. - NONSENSE, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

191. LOOK AT ME. I'M—

192. OOH, I CUT ONE.

193. HERE IT COMES.

194. - OH, GLENN.

195. OH, MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY SOMETHING ELSE ON THE LIST.

196. HOW—OH!

197. - LOOK, IT'S A VASE,

198. EIFFEL TOWER.

199. HEY, JACKIE, IT'S YOU.

200. LET ME TURN YOUR SPEED UP.

201. OH!

202. ROLLERBLADING.

203. IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, ITEM 74 IS NUDE BEACH.

204. - LET'S MAKE THIS WORK.

205. - ON YOUR LEFT!

206. thump! - OH!

207. WHOA!

208. ALL RIGHT, THAT DOES IT.

209. thump! - WHOA!

210. thunk!

211. - JACKIE, CALM DOWN.

212. THINK OF YOUR HEALTH...

213. AND ME RAISING THOSE CHILDREN.

214. PLEASE, DON'T HIT MY WIFE,

215. ESPECIALLY IN THE FACE.

216. - GLENN, MY BEEPING HAS STOPPED.

217. I FINALLY FOUND THE CURE TO MY RAGE.

218. - OH, THAT IS WONDERFUL.

219. HOW?

220. - I WAS ASKED TO JOIN A ROLLER DERBY TEAM

221. BY THESE GIRLS.

222. - ROLLER DERBY?

223. GIRLS?

224. - YEAH, JACKIE! - GO, MOM!

225. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, JACKIE!

226. - GET HER!

227. ALL RIGHT!

228. - GET HER!

229. - AND ANOTHER POINT BY ROAD RAGE!

230. NOW, THAT'S VIOLENCE THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY.

231. - WHOA. - WHOO-HOO!

232. - WHOA, LOOK AT MOM GO!

233. - HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HER THIS ANGRY?

234. - ACTUALLY, YES.

235. WHEN SHE ASKED IF SHE LOOKED FAT IN HER WEDDING DRESS,

236. AND I PAUSED TO THINK ABOUT MY ANSWER.

237. - DON'T WORRY, KIDS. MOMMY'S HAVING FUN.

238. - WHOA—AHH! - UNBELIEVABLE!

239. - I TELL YOU, I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH RAGE.

240. AND I OWNED AN AMERICAN FLAG STORE IN PAKISTAN.

241. - SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT.

242. WE HAVEN'T HAD A JAMMER THIS GOOD

243. SINCE WE LOST GLITTER.

244. - OH? WHAT HAPPENED TO GLITTER?

245. WHY DID THE CROWD JUST GO SILENT?

246. IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GLITTER?

247. - LOOK, IT'S PHILADELPHIA'S OWN HALL AND OATES.

248. - HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO GLITTER?

249. - SHUT UP.

250. COACH IS TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

251. - WHOA!

252. WHOA! thud!

253. - GET HER!

254. SO WHO WANTS MORE EGGS?

255. - ME. - I'LL TAKE SOME.

256. - HERE YOU GO, SWEET PRECIOUS ANGELS.

257. - MRS. MARTIN? THERE'S A TOOTH IN MY EGGS.

258. - I THOUGHT I SWALLOWED YOU LAST NIGHT.

259. - OH, MY GOD, YOUR FACE.

260. - A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR INNER PEACE.

261. I TELL YOU, I SLEPT LIKE I WAS IN A COMA LAST NIGHT.

262. I WONDER IF I WAS.

263. - MAYBE WE SHOULD RETHINK THIS WHOLE ROLLER DERBY THING.

264. DON'T GET ME WRONG,

265. I LIKE GIRL-ON-GIRL VIOLENCE AS MUCH AS ANYBODY.

266. JUST CHECK OUT MY NETFLIX QUEUE.

267. - GLENN, IT HASN'T BEEPED ALL DAY.

268. I THINK ROLLER DERBY'S REALLY GONNA SAVE MY LIFE.

269. ALL I NEEDED WAS A HEALTHY OUTLET,

270. LIKE GETTING BEAT UP AND BEATING OTHERS UP.

271. - I JUST THINK YOUR NEW HOBBY IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN YOU THINK.

272. THE GIRL YOU REPLACED, GLITTER,

273. EVERY TIME I MENTION HER, PEOPLE CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

274. I WONDER WHAT— - YOU WANT TO DO IT?

275. - YES, RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I REMEMBER WHAT I WAS SAYING.

276. - HEY, LOOK, IT'S ROAD RAGE.

277. - HEY, GUYS.

278. I'M GONNA BRING HOME A CHAMPIONSHIP, BOYS.

279. - LAY ONE ON ME, ROAD RAGE.

280. - ANYTHING FOR A FAN.

281. smack! - WHOA!

282. AWESOME!

283. - ROAD RAGE, PUNCH MY BABY!

284. - SORRY, GOT TO SAVE SOMETHING FOR THE MATCH.

285. - DOUBLE MEAT COMING UP.

286. ding! - HERE YOU GO.

287. - OH, I'M SO EXCITED.

288. THIS IS GOING TO BE MY BABY'S FIRST SOLID MEAL.

289. - WELL, WON'T BE SOLID FOR LONG.

290. WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, PADRE?

291. - I'M PICKING UP A LAST MEAL FOR A CONDEMNED MAN.

292. - HANGING OR ELECTROCUTION?

293. - ELECTROCUTION.

294. - I WOULDN'T STAND TOO CLOSE WHEN THEY THROW THE LEVER.

295. - I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'RE DOING.

296. THIS WHOLE THING LEAVES A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH.

297. - CAN'T BE WORSE THAN THE ONE IN THEIRS.

298. - UGH.

299. - LOOK, EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID,

300. I'VE DREAMED OF BEING A C.E.O.

301. SERVING DOG FOOD TO AN UNWITTING PUBLIC

302. IS PRECISELY THE TOUGH CALL A C.E.O. HAS TO MAKE.

303. - YES, BUT AT WHAT PRICE?

304. - I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR.

305. OUR SOULS.

306. - ONE DAY A MONTH,

307. I TREAT MYSELF TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN CAT FOOD.

308. - LADY, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

309. MM, SMELLS GREAT.

310. MIND IF I HAVE ONE? - NO!

311. I MEAN, WHOOPS.

312. - UH, SORRY, CANINE, THIS IS PEOPLE FOOD.

313. - TWO CHEESESTEAKS AND, UH—

314. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER WANTS?

315. - GLITTER?

316. I'M SO HAPPY TO FINALLY MEET HER.

317. I WAS WORRIED SHE DIED PLAYING ROLLER DERBY OR SOMETHING.

318. - NAH, SILLY, GLITTER DIDN'T DIE.

319. SHE COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM DEATH.

320. THIS IS GLITTER?

321. - RAH! GLAD TO MEET YOU.

322. - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

323. - LAST YEAR AGAINST THE ASSASSINS,

324. SHE TOOK A HIT FROM THEIR STAR PLAYER, THE MANGLER.

325. NOW SHE CAN ONLY SPEAK THROUGH THIS PARROT.

326. - OH, MY GOD.

327. - NOPE! DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME.

328. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT A LOT WORSE THAN I DO.

329. SQUAWK!

330. - TWO MINUTES LEFT OF THE SECOND.

331. EIGHT.

332. SIX.

333. smack!

334. - WHOA! smack!

335. - PREGNANT ROLLER DERBY GIRLS?

336. - I DON'T KNOW, HALL.

337. THIS IS TASTELESS, EVEN FOR ROLLER DERBY.

338. - I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, OATES.

339. I CAN'T GO FOR THAT.

340. NO CAN DO.

341. - JACKIE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

342. - HI, HONEY. smack!

343. UGH!

344. YOU'RE GLOWING.

345. - GLITTER'S HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW.

346. IF YOU DON'T QUIT,

347. THIS IS WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

348. - LOOK, I KNOW SHE GOT HURT.

349. SHE'S DOING FINE. SHE'S—

350. OH, SWEET LORD.

351. - I TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME.

352. EVERY DAY'S A BLESSING.

353. RR!

354. - UH-OH.

355. MY WATER BROKE.

356. - WELL, THREE DAYS OFF THE TEAM, AND NO SIGNS OF RAGE YET.

357. crunch!

358. - EVERY JOURNEY BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP.

359. RAH!

360. - HOW LONG IS SHE STAYING HERE?

361. - GLITTER IS TRYING

362. TO GET HER LIFE COACH CAREER OFF THE GROUND.

363. COME ON. - I DON'T KNOW, GLENN.

364. I'M SURE QUITTING THE TEAM WAS THE RIGHT THING,

365. BUT I DO MISS IT.

366. - NO, YOU JUST THINK YOU MISS IT.

367. THAT'S YOUR MIND AND YOUR BODY

368. GANGING UP TO PLAY TRICKS ON YOU.

369. - UGH! THERE IT GOES AGAIN.

370. THIS IS USELESS.

371. I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO THE TEAM.

372. - BUT YOU CAN'T.

373. YOU COULD END UP LIKE THIS OFFENSE TO GOD.

374. - RAH!

375. YOU'RE POINTING TO THE WASHING MACHINE.

376. - EITHER WAY, I'M DOOMED.

377. I COULD DIE OF AN ANGER-INDUCED STROKE,

378. OR I COULD TAKE MY CHANCES DOING SOMETHING I LOVE.

379. - YOU SAID IT, SISTER.

380. IF YOU'RE NOT DYING TO LIVE, YOU'RE LIVING TO DIE.

381. - WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

382. I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPENT $1,000 ON A RAMP

383. TO GET YOU IN HERE.

384. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

385. - I GOT A MATCH TO GET READY FOR.

386. I'M GOING UP AGAINST THE MANGLER.

387. - JACKIE, WAIT.

388. THANKS A LOT.

389. I'M TAKING BACK THAT SEED BALL.

390. OKAY, KEEP IT. KEEP IT.

391. - EVERYONE, GIVE IT UP FOR GLITTER,

392. MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVER.

393. - THANK YOU.

394. IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD FOR ME, BUT—

395. - GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, JACKIE.

396. WE REALLY NEED YOU TODAY.

397. - ANYTHING FOR THE TEAM.

398. NOW, WHERE IS THIS MANGLER?

399. WHOA.

400. WHAT A GREAT GIMMICK.

401. THAT'S NOT A GIMMICK.

402. THAT'S COURT-ORDERED.

403. - HEY, GLITTER, I GOT SOMETHING OF YOURS.

404. HARRGH! crunch!

405. - YOU JUST MADE ME ANGRY.

406. - NOW YOU'RE MIXING IN DRY DOG FOOD?

407. - YEAH.

408. A GOOD C.E.O. IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WAYS

409. TO INCREASE PROFITS.

410. BESIDES, THIS BRAND IS PROVEN TO KILL PINWORMS.

411. - THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.

412. I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

413. - BUT, DAD, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

414. MOM COULD REALLY GET HURT.

415. - I KNOW.

416. I TRIED, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

417. I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE, SOMEONE REALLY WISE.

418. - HEY, ISN'T YODA FROM PHILADELPHIA?

419. - I WISH. snap!

420. BUT THERE IS SOMEONE OLDER WITH EQUALLY BAD HAIR.

421. SO THAT'S MY PROBLEM.

422. JACKIE WON'T QUIT BECAUSE SHE'S CONVINCED

423. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH HER ANGER.

424. - HMM.

425. - NOW, I REALIZE YOU'RE NOT THE REAL BEN FRANKLIN,

426. BUT SURELY YOU'RE TRAINED

427. IN GIVING PITHY ANSWERS TO COMPLICATED QUESTIONS.

428. - YOUR DILEMMA IS WORTHY OF POOR RICHARD'S WISDOM.

429. ANGER IS NEVER WITHOUT REASON

430. BUT SELDOM WITH A GOOD ONE.

431. - OKAY, BUT MY PROBLEM'S A LITTLE DEEPER THAN THAT.

432. THIS IS THE WOMAN I LOVE,

433. AND I'M HELPLESS TO DO ANYTHING.

434. - WELL, THEN, DON'T BE HELPLESS.

435. ENERGY AND PERSISTENCE CONQUER ALL THINGS.

436. - YES, THOSE ARE WORDS LOOSELY STRUNG TOGETHER.

437. YOU HEAR ME, BUT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY LISTENING.

438. - CALM DOWN.

439. I CAN FIX YOU.

440. - WAIT A MINUTE. DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.

441. AND I DON'T NEED TO BE FIXED.

442. THAT'S INFURIATING.

443. NOW I KNOW WHY MY WIFE GETS SO MAD WHEN I—

444. I DON'T VALIDATE HER FEELINGS.

445. THAT'S WHY JACKIE GETS SO ANGRY.

446. YOU JUST SAVED MY MARRIAGE,

447. YOU WISE, KITE-FLYING SON OF A GUN.

448. smooch!

449. - WELL, I KIND OF WORK FOR TIPS.

450. - YOU GOT IT.

451. "A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED,"

452. AND THIS IS WELL-EARNED.

453. - THANKS.

454. THAT WAS A $4 LATTE, YOU JERK HOLE.

455. - THAT'S FRANK'S FIVE-DAY PHILLY FORECAST.

456. FINALLY, A LITTLE FRIVOLITY.

457. I'M OUTSIDE A CHEESESTEAK HOTSPOT

458. RUN BY A LITTLE GIRL.

459. - CUT. - I HATE MY CAREER.

460. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

461. - WHAT BETTER WAY TO PROMOTE YOUR PRODUCT

462. THAN WITH AN INSIPID INTERVIEW

463. WITH LOCAL WEATHERMAN FRANK DRIZZLE?

464. - OH, MY GOD, I'M ON TV,

465. JUST LIKE ICARLY.

466. - I HEAR THESE CHEESESTEAKS ARE TASTY.

467. - OH, THEY'RE DOGGONE DELICIOUS.

468. JUST WATCH HER FACE WHEN SHE EATS ONE.

469. OH, I'M REALLY NOT THAT HUNGRY.

470. - COME ON, COURT.

471. WHAT KIND OF CHEF WON'T EAT HER OWN FOOD?

472. - YEAH, COURT.

473. - STAY OUT OF THIS, DRIZZLE.

474. MM!

475. THAT'S GOOD EATING.

476. - EW.

477. - GOOD LUCK, COURTNEY.

478. NOW BACK TO THE BOBCOPTER AND THAT LOW-SPEED CAR CHASE.

479. - CUT.

480. - YES! I DID IT.

481. THAT MAKES ME C.E.O. MATERIAL BECAUSE C.E.O.s...

482. DON'T LET ANYTHING STOP THEM.

483. - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

484. - WANT ME TO HOLD YOUR HAIR AS YOU VOMIT?

485. - YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD—

486. - WATCH OUT!

487. UGH! smack!

488. - YOU REALIZE, IF YOUR LAST NAME WAS ASS,

489. WE'D BE HALL AND ASS.

490. - YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU'VE HAD A BEER.

491. - DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS TRUE.

492. - TIME OUT, HELLS BELLES.

493. - ALL RIGHT, ROAD RAGE.

494. WAY TO HANG ON TO YOUR SPINE.

495. - WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS, RIGHT, GUYS?

496. - JACKIE! - NOT NOW, GLENN.

497. - LISTEN, I KNOW HOW TO FIX YOU.

498. THE SOLUTION IS TO NOT FIX YOU. - WHAT?

499. - I HAVE THIS REALLY ANNOYING HABIT

500. OF TRYING TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS,

501. BUT WHAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS LISTEN TO YOU VENT.

502. - YEAH, I THINK THAT COULD—

503. - SHUSH IT. I'M ON A ROLL.

504. - UGH.

505. - SEE, I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT

506. YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR FEELINGS.

507. THE LESS I TRY TO CONTROL THEM, THE HAPPIER WE'LL BOTH BE.

508. - HOW ABOUT THAT?

509. I'M AT PEACE.

510. - AND THEY'RE BACK IN.

511. - ALL RIGHT, ROAD RAGE.

512. - LOOK OUT!

513. - OH, NO, MY RAGE IS GONE!

514. smack!

515. - JACKIE, PUT UP A FIGHT.

516. - COME ON, JACKIE, GET MAD!

517. - DAD, SAY SOMETHING. GET HER MAD.

518. - I CAN'T.

519. I'M TOO GOOD A HUSBAND NOW.

520. - I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

521. HAVE A BITE OF THIS.

522. IT'S DOG FOOD.

523. I'VE BEEN SERVING IT TO PEOPLE ALL WEEK.

524. YOU WHAT?

525. smack!

526. - ALL RIGHT, ROAD RAGE!

527. ROAD RAGE SCORES. HELLS BELLES WIN!

528. - YOU REALIZE YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.

529. - THAT'S OKAY.

530. I'LL BE IN THE BATHROOM FOR THAT LONG ANYWAY.

531. - JACKIE!

532. - GLENN!

533. - HALL!

534. - OATES!

535. - GLITTER!

536. - GREAT GAME, EVERYBODY!

537. FREE SKATE.