Glenn Martin, DDS 1x16

1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN, FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,

2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER AND DENTIST.

3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.

4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

5. SO IT'S ME, MY WIFE, JACKIE—

6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST— OH!

7. OUR SON, CONOR, THE LADIES' MAN,

8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—

9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING FOR HER ONE DAY.

10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY ALREADY IS.

11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.

12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.

13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?

14. - WASHINGTON, D.C.,

15. OUR NATION'S CAPITAL.

16. SO MUCH TO SEE.

17. LOOK, LOOK. THERE'S A BILL BECOMING A LAW.

18. - I'M A LAW!

19. - AND I'M A MUGGER.

20. GIVE ME YOUR RIBBON.

21. - AH!

22. TAKE THAT, GUN CONTROL.

23. - WHY DO YOU LOVE D.C. SO MUCH, DR. MARTIN?

24. - WELL, MY LITTLE FOREIGN FRIEND,

25. WASHINGTON IS A TRUE MERITOCRACY.

26. ANYONE CAN MAKE IT HERE,

27. NO MATTER WHAT IVY LEAGUE LAW SCHOOL YOU WENT TO.

28. - LET'S NOT FORGET WE'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE COURTNEY

29. MADE THE FINALS OF HER ESSAY CONTEST.

30. - YEP, "THE AMERICAN I ADMIRE MOST:

31. MILLARD FILLMORE."

32. - SMART CHOICE.

33. A NAME EVERYONE RECOGNIZES,

34. BUT NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT.

35. SO YOU CAN MAKE UP ALL THE STUFF YOU WANT,

36. LIKE HOW HE INVENTED TURKEY JERKY.

37. - SO WHAT PRESIDENTS DID THE OTHER SUCKERS CHOOSE?

38. - OH, EVERYONE CHOSE THEIR FATHER.

39. - EVERYONE?

40. - WELL, NOT SHARON STEINHOFF.

41. SHE CHOSE BOTH HER FATHERS.

42. - WOW, COURTNEY'S THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T CHOOSE HER FATHER

43. AS HER HERO.

44. I DON'T REMEMBER MILLARD FILLMORE

45. CHANGING HER DIAPERS.

46. - WELL, NEITHER DID YOU, GLENN.

47. - IT WAS A DIFFERENT ERA!

48. - IT WAS THE LATE '90s.

49. MEN WERE ALREADY CARRYING PURSES,

50. INCLUDING YOU.

51. - IT WASN'T A PURSE. IT WAS AN ACTION BAG.

52. OKAY, THE POINT IS,

53. MY DAUGHTER DOESN'T DESPERATELY CRAVE MY APPROVAL.

54. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

55. YOU THINK IT'S TOO LATE TO GIVE HER DADDY ISSUES?

56. MAYBE I SHOULD WITHHOLD LOVE OR TALK ABOUT HER WEIGHT.

57. - YOU'RE RIGHT, GLENN.

58. YOU DESERVE TO BE HER HERO.

59. - THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

60. OH.

61. THE WHITE HOUSE HAS 35 BATHROOMS.

62. - REALLY?

63. BECAUSE I'VE ONLY BLOWN OUT FOUR.

64. UP TOP. - WENDY.

65. - DR. MARTIN, COURTNEY DOESN'T LIKE IT

66. WHEN YOU EMBARRASS HER IN PUBLIC.

67. - WHAT?

68. I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME TOUR

69. OF THE WHITE HOUSE MEMORABLE.

70. - I JUST CAN'T GET OVER HOW MUCH MY DAUGHTER ADMIRES ME.

71. IT'S LIKE I CAN DO NO WRONG.

72. - TELL ME ABOUT IT.

73. I LEFT MY FAMILY FOR A STRIPPER

74. AND REFUSED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT.

75. MY DAUGHTER STILL WORSHIPS ME.

76. - HEY, MY DAUGHTER LOVES ME TOO.

77. - UH, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.

78. - WHOOPS.

79. - NOW, DOWN THIS CORRIDOR WE HAVE PORTRAITS

80. CELEBRATING OUR GREATEST VICE PRESIDENTS.

81. - CONOR, COVER YOUR EARS.

82. YOUR HEAD HAS NO MORE ROOM FOR USELESS KNOWLEDGE.

83. - ACTUALLY, MRS. M.,

84. THE VICE PRESIDENCY IS A VITAL JOB

85. WITH ALL THE DEMANDS AND PRESSURES OF THE PRESIDENCY.

86. - HI, I'M JOE BIDEN.

87. I'LL BE YOUR SERVER TODAY.

88. WHAT CAN I GET YOU STARTED WITH?

89. ICED TEA? LEMONADE?

90. FROZEN MANGO-RITA?

91. - I'LL TAKE AN ICED TEA.

92. - GREEN OR PASSION FRUIT?

93. - EH, SURPRISE ME.

94. - THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT.

95. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

96. - I DON'T MEAN TO TELL YOU

97. HOW TO DO YOUR JOB, MR. VICE PRESIDENT,

98. BUT YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER PLUNGER.

99. - OH.

100. - WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.

101. IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST?

102. - I'M A TRAVELING DENTIST.

103. - ANYONE ELSE.

104. A DENTAL STUDENT.

105. SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN TO THE DENTIST RECENTLY.

106. - OOH, PLEASE. ME, ME, ME.

107. - OKAY, YOU'LL DO.

108. LET'S GET YOU TO THE PRESIDENT.

109. - OH, MY GOD. THE PRESIDENT.

110. OF WHAT?

111. - ANYONE ELSE.

112. SOMEONE WHO'S RECENTLY FLOSSED.

113. GLENN MARTIN AND FAMILY,

114. I PRESENT PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA.

115. - GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

116. - OH, MY 'BAMA.

117. - DAD, YOU'RE GOING TO WORK ON THE PRESIDENT.

118. - SIR, YOU'RE FLOATING AGAIN.

119. - OOPS.

120. THANKS FOR COMING.

121. I'D BE MORE ELOQUENT, EXCEPT I'M IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN.

122. BUT I'LL STILL BE PRETTY ELOQUENT.

123. I AM BARACK OBAMA.

124. - AND I ENDORSE THAT MESSAGE.

125. - HEY, MOM.

126. - NOT NOW, CONOR. I'M FLIRTING WITH THE PRESIDENT.

127. - HEY, DAD. YOU THINK I SHOULD—

128. - NOT NOW, CONOR.

129. I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS COURTNEY.

130. - UGH.

131. COME ON, CANINE.

132. NO ONE WILL NOTICE IF WE'RE GONE.

133. - I GOT TO SAY, MR. PRESIDENT,

134. YOU'D THINK YOU'D HAVE A FULL-TIME DENTIST,

135. WITH ALL THE TAXPAYER MONEY YOU GUYS WASTE—

136. I LIKE YOUR STYLE, GLENN.

137. I GUESS I'M LUCKY "HUSSEIN" IS ONLY YOUR MIDDLE NAME.

138. WOW, YOUR INCISOR'S CRACKED.

139. HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?

140. - WELL, I WAS PLAYING A LITTLE ROUND BALL

141. ON THE WHITE HOUSE COURT.

142. HEY, OH, OH, OH.

143. HUH, THERE YOU GO.

144. AND I GUESS I TRASH-TALKED A CERTAIN PLAYER'S ANKLES

145. ONE TOO MANY TIMES.

146. BECAUSE THE NEXT THING I KNOW...

147. thud!

148. NOT IN MY HOUSE, YOU DON'T.

149. AND THIS WAS MY HOUSE.

150. zap!

151. - YOU'D THINK I TOOK THE JOB SHE WANTED.

152. GOOD ONE, SIR.

153. - THANKS, JOE.

154. STILL WAITING ON THAT ICED TEA.

155. SO, GLENN, WHAT'S YOUR STORY?

156. - AH, YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR MY STORY.

157. - YEAH, YOU REALLY DON'T.

158. - WELL, SURE I DO.

159. DENTISTS ARE THE BACKBONE OF THE AMERICAN MOUTH INDUSTRY.

160. - AH, YOU HEAR THAT, COURT?

161. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

162. THINKS YOUR OLD MAN IS PRETTY IMPORTANT.

163. - YEAH, IT'D BE COOLER IF HE WASN'T A SOCIALIST.

164. - MAN, I'M GLAD I VOTED FOR HIM.

165. THANKS FOR TALKING ME OUT OF ALL MY HILARIOUS

166. WRITE-IN CANDIDATES.

167. - COOL. WE LOVE SECRET DOORS.

168. - COOL. WE LOVE SECRET LADDERS.

169. - ALL RIGHT, GOOD TO GO, PRESIDENT O.

170. - THANKS.

171. YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU, GLENN.

172. YOU'RE THE KIND OF MAN WHO PLAYS BY THE RULES

173. AND JUST WANTS HIS SHARE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM.

174. - OH, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO KISS HIM

175. ON THE MOUTH?

176. NO, MA'AM.

177. - YOU KNOW, GLENN, I'D LIKE TO MENTION YOU

178. IN MY SPEECH TONIGHT.

179. - OH, MY GOD.

180. THAT'S AMAZING.

181. - YEAH, NOT BAD. HUH, COURT?

182. I GUESS YOUR DAD'S NOT SO EMBARRASSING AFTER ALL.

183. - NO, I SAW IT!

184. - GIVE IT! GIVE IT!

185. - AH!

186. - WHO SENT YOU? THE DEMOCRATS?

187. THE HOUSE OF SAUD? PROCTER AND GAMBLE?

188. - IT'S OKAY.

189. WE WON'T HURT YOU.

190. - HURT ME?

191. I'M DICK CHENEY. I BRING THE HURT.

192. - DID YOU JUST SAY "DICK CHAIN"?

193. - HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?

194. I RAN THE COUNTRY FOR EIGHT YEARS.

195. I STARTED THREE WARS.

196. AFGHANISTAN, IRAQ,

197. AND A SECRET WAR AGAINST ONE OF OUR CLOSEST ALLIES.

198. I'D TELL YOU WHICH ONE,

199. BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO LOCK YOU UP IN A MILITARY PRISON IN POLAND.

200. AND, NO, IT'S NOT POLAND.

201. OKAY, IT IS.

202. - SO YOU LIVE IN A SECRET LAIR BELOW THE WHITE HOUSE?

203. - WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

204. - YOUR SIGN SAYS "HOME SWEET HOME."

205. I SEE GREAT PROMISE IN YOU, BOY.

206. - YOU DO?

207. - SURE.

208. YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH

209. TO GET PAST MY BOOBY TRAPS OVER THERE.

210. - I WAS?

211. - COME, LET'S DINE ON WAR RATIONS.

212. I HAVE A GOAT'S BLADDER FILLED WITH MEAD.

213. HERE'S AN APPLE FOR YOUR HORSE.

214. - GATHER AROUND, KIDS.

215. IT'S YOUR DAD'S BIG MOMENT.

216. - YEAH, YOUR OLD MAN'S ABOUT TO GET HIS PROPS

217. FROM THE PREZ.

218. - SOUNDS LIKE WE BOTH HAD EXCITING DAYS.

219. I MET THIS CRAZY OLD GUY WHO LIVES UNDER THE WHITE HOUSE.

220. HE THINKS I'M SMART.

221. - NOT NOW, CONOR.

222. IT'S FAMILY TIME.

223. EYES ON THE TV.

224. - UGH, UNBELIEVABLE.

225. - GOOD EVENING.

226. BEFORE I LAY OUT MY BAILOUT

227. FOR THE BAILOUT INDUSTRY,

228. I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT A MAN WHO STANDS FOR EVERYTHING

229. THAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT,

230. GLENN MARTIN.

231. - THAT'S YOU, DAD.

232. HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU.

233. - HA-HA. SUCK IT, MILLARD FILLMORE.

234. - WHAT STRUCK ME MOST ABOUT GLENN THE DENTIST

235. WAS HOW TYPICALLY TYPICAL HE WAS.

236. 2.5 KIDS, LOST HIS HOME LIKE MILLIONS OF YOU.

237. A COMPLETELY AVERAGE AMERICAN.

238. - AVERAGE?

239. - OH, NOW IT MAKES SENSE.

240. I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

241. - COURT, WAIT. MAYBE IT GETS BETTER.

242. - I MEAN, THIS GLENN MARTIN GUY REALLY BLENDS INTO THE WOODWORK.

243. HE COULD PULL YOU OUT OF A BURNING CAR

244. AND THE NEXT DAY YOU'D SWEAR YOU NEVER SAW HIM BEFORE.

245. - NEVER MIND. IT'S NOT GETTING BETTER.

246. - PRESIDENT CALLED ME AVERAGE ON NATIONAL TV.

247. AVERAGE.

248. THAT WAS MY ONE SHOT AT IMPRESSING COURTNEY,

249. SHOW HER THAT HER OLD MAN IS MORE THAN JUST A SCHNOOK.

250. - GLENN, YOU'LL HAVE OTHER CHANCES

251. TO IMPRESS YOUR DAUGHTER.

252. I BET IF WE GET AN AUDIENCE WITH THE POPE,

253. THIS WILL ALL BLOW OVER.

254. - YEAH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED MY INSTINCTS

255. AND VOTED FOR I.P. FREELY.

256. - YOUR DAUGHTER LOVES YOU.

257. SHE MAY NOT SAY OR SHOW IT

258. OR EVEN FEEL IT,

259. BUT SHE DOES.

260. - I GUESS I'LL NEVER BE MORE THAN A NOBODY.

261. - THERE HE IS, GLENN THE DENTIST.

262. WHAT ARE YOU VIEWS ON IRAN AND NORTH KOREA?

263. - WHAT?

264. - PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.

265. YOU ARE THE MOST AVERAGE MAN IN AMERICA.

266. - OOH, I, UH...

267. I'M JUST AN AVERAGE GUY,

268. BUT WE NEED A COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO FOREIGN POLICY—

269. LOOK FORWARD, NOT BACK—

270. AND THEN BOMB THEM INTO THE STONE AGE.

271. - OF COURSE, YEAH, I'M AN AVERAGE GUY.

272. I'M JUST SHOOTING FROM THE HIP.

273. WHAT WILL I SAY NEXT?

274. - GLENN THE DENTIST, YOU ARE ABLE TO CUT THROUGH

275. THE SPIN WITH COMMON SENSE.

276. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

277. - WELL, YOU CAN'T SPELL "AMERICAN"

278. WITHOUT "ME I CAN."

279. THE "A" AND THE "R," THEY'RE TOTALLY UNNECESSARY.

280. - WOW, DAD IS AWESOME.

281. HE'S MASTERED THE ART OF THE MEANINGLESS SOUND BITE.

282. - GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.

283. I'D LIKE TO THANK MY SPECIAL GUEST, GLENN THE DENTIST.

284. - COME ON, ELLEN.

285. THIS DOES NOTHING FOR YOU?

286. - ACTUALLY IT'S MAKING ME GAYER.

287. - HELLO?

288. CREEPY OLD GUY WHO PAYS ATTENTION TO ME?

289. - GOOD. CONOR, YOU'RE BACK.

290. DID YOU BRING THE MARMALADE?

291. DAMN IT!

292. THIS IS JELLY, NOT MARMALADE.

293. WELL, YOU FAILED THE TEST,

294. BUT AT LEAST YOU DID BETTER THAN GEORGEY.

295. HE BROUGHT ME A JAR FULL OF BEES.

296. CONOR, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GROOM YOU

297. TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THESE STATES UNITED?

298. - WICKED AWESOME.

299. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GEORGEY SAID.

300. COME. I HAVE SO MUCH TO SHOW YOU.

301. - CAN IT START WITH SHAMPOO?

302. - THESE STEAM TUNNELS GIVE ME ACCESS

303. CONGRESS, THE FEDERAL RESERVE,

304. AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,

305. THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF AMERICANA EVER ASSEMBLED.

306. - WHOA, LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.

307. SOMEONE SHOULD PUT IT IN A MUSEUM.

308. - IT'S ALL HERE, CONOR,

309. THE SYMBOLS OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY.

310. LINCOLN'S HAT, WASHINGTON'S TEETH,

311. FONZIE'S JACKET.

312. AY!

313. SIT ON IT.

314. NOT THERE!

315. NO ONE SITS ON ARCHIE'S CHAIR, YOU MEATHEAD.

316. - HEY, THAT GUY LOOKS A LOT LIKE YOU.

317. - IT IS ME,

318. BACK WHEN I WAS THE HANDSOMEST MAN IN THE COLONIES.

319. I'VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG,

320. PULLING THE STRINGS FROM MY SECRET BUNKER.

321. THE MONEY SUPPLY, ELECTION RESULTS,

322. NIELSEN RATINGS.

323. DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY JUST SHOOT ME

324. RAN FOR SEVEN YEARS?

325. - I JUST ASSUMED AMERICA LOVED THE COMEDIC SHENANIGANS

326. OF A MAGAZINE FACTORY.

327. - NOPE. THEY HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

328. - SURE IS NICE OF THE PRESIDENT

329. TO LET US STAY IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM.

330. JACKIE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

331. THIS IS WHERE ALL THE FAMOUS DIGNITARIES STAY.

332. - EXACTLY.

333. - I'LL HELP YOU FLIP THE MATTRESS.

334. WHAT YOU DOING, COURT?

335. - JUST MAKING A FEW LAST-MINUTE CHANGES TO MY SPEECH.

336. I WANT YOU TO BE REALLY PROUD OF ME.

337. - OH, HONEY, I AM PROUD OF YOU.

338. YOU THOUGHT I WAS AVERAGE BEFORE ANYONE.

339. - DO YOU WANT TO WORK ON IT WITH ME?

340. - OOH, I'D LOVE TO,

341. BUT THEY WANT ME TO RECORD A COUNTRY ALBUM,

342. AND I GOT TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR BY TOMORROW.

343. - OH! OH!

344. HEY!

345. - CONOR?

346. I ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU

347. WITHOUT THE DROOL AND CHEETOS ALL OVER YOUR MOUTH.

348. - HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DRESS?

349. IN JEANS AND A T-SHIRT LIKE A DIRTY LIBERAL

350. WHO WISHES FOR THE DEMISE OF THIS GREAT NATION?

351. - WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO DIFFERENT?

352. - DIFFERENT?

353. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THE ELIMINATION

354. OF THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX.

355. - WHAT?

356. - IT'S SIMPLE.

357. IF WE SET UP A DEMOCRATIC BEACHHEAD IN THE MIDDLE EAST,

358. FREEDOM WILL SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE.

359. WE WILL BE GREETED LIKE LIBERATORS.

360. LIBERATORS, I TELL YOU!

361. - THE LEAGUE OF CHILDREN'S VOTERS

362. PRESENTS THE ESSAYS ON "WHO I ADMIRE MOST."

363. - DAD'S COMING, RIGHT, MOM?

364. - DON'T WORRY.

365. HE'D NEVER MISS YOUR BIG MOMENT,

366. I DON'T THINK.

367. OH, DEAR.

368. - FIRST UP, COURTNEY MARTIN WITH

369. MILL-ARD FILLMORE?

370. WHAT?

371. - I CHANGED MY SPEECH TO SOMEONE MORE HAPPENING—

372. A TRUE AMERICAN WHO BLEEDS RED, WHITE, AND COOL—

373. MY FATHER, GLENN THE DENTIST.

374. - NOW, THAT'S SOMEONE I'VE HEARD OF.

375. - AM I TOO LATE?

376. COURTNEY?

377. - LOOK, EVERYONE. IT'S GLENN THE DENTIST.

378. I LOVE YOUR COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO COMMON SENSE.

379. - EXCUSE ME, I'M HERE TO SEE MY DAUGHTER.

380. - BUT I NEED YOU TO HEAL MY CHILD.

381. - LOOK, I'M JUST A—

382. WELL, WHO KNOWS THE EXTENT OF MY POWERS?

383. I EXPUNGE THEE, SATAN!

384. - OH!

385. YA-DA-DA,

386. DA-DA-DA-DA.

387. YA-DA, CHA-AH.

388. OH.

389. - MY FATHER, DESPITE HAVING BEEN REJECTED

390. FROM EVERY IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL

391. AND SEVERAL BARTENDING ACADEMIES...

392. AH, MY FATHER STILL BECAME A GREAT MAN.

393. - MR. THE DENTIST,

394. DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE?

395. - H.M.O.?

396. MORE LIKE "H.M. NO."

397. - AND HE ALWAYS PUTS HIS

398. FAMILY FIRST.

399. DICK CHENEY?

400. - THANK GOD. SOMEONE RECOGNIZES ME.

401. - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN HERE.

402. YOU WERE VOTED OUT OF OFFICE.

403. - YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO,

404. TOKYO ROSE.

405. OOH!

406. CONOR!

407. - CLEAR!

408. zap!

409. - BUT WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT FROM CONOR?

410. BESIDES OCCASIONALLY SAVING YOUR LIFE.

411. - I'M GROOMING HIM.

412. - I'M GOING TO BE A PUPPET PRESIDENT.

413. - HIM?

414. - I'VE DONE IT WITH LESS.

415. - HOW COULD YOU UPSTAGE YOUR OWN DAUGHTER'S SPEECH?

416. - I DIDN'T MEAN TO,

417. BUT THE PRESS NEEDED AN AVERAGE MAN'S OPINION.

418. YOU CAN'T JUST FIND AN AVERAGE MAN ON THE STREET, YOU KNOW.

419. - I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SELF-CENTERED YOU'VE BECOME.

420. I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND MOVING BACK TO THE RV.

421. - WHAT?

422. THE PRESIDENT INVITED US TO BE HIS GUESTS

423. AT THE STATE OF THE UNION.

424. WE CAN'T O-BAIL ON OBAMA.

425. FINE, GO. BUT YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.

426. AMERICA LOVES ME, AND WE ARE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.

427. LOOK, SEE. I'M ON TV RIGHT NOW.

428. - BREAKING NEWS.

429. ACCORDING TO PUBLIC RECORDS,

430. TRAVELING DENTIST GLENN MARTIN

431. HAS PRACTICED IN 37 STATES

432. AND IS ONLY LEGALLY LICENSED IN ONE.

433. IT SEEMS OUR NATION'S LOVE AFFAIR WITH GLENN THE DENTIST

434. IS OFFICIALLY OVER.

435. - I THINK AMERICA JUST DUMPED ME.

436. - GLENN THE DENTIST.

437. THIS PINHEAD CLAIMS HE DIDN'T KNOW HE NEEDED A LICENSE

438. FOR EVERY STATE HE PRACTICED IN.

439. TALK ABOUT AN OBAM-INATION.

440. - HEY, GLENN THE DENTIST.

441. I GOT A LICENSE TO DANCE

442. AND A LICENSE TO MARRY MY PARTNER.

443. - NOT ANYMORE.

444. - OH, FUDGE.

445. - AH.

446. - I HAVE BIG PLANS FOR YOU, CONOR.

447. - YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU MORE BATTERIES AND JAM?

448. - MARMALADE!

449. CONOR, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO COLONIZE THE MOON?

450. WE COULD CORNER THE MARKET ON GREEN CHEESE.

451. - I DON'T KNOW, MR. PHANTOM,

452. IS THAT THING REALLY GOING TO FLY?

453. - HAS A DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTION SWEPT THROUGH THE MIDDLE EAST?

454. I'M DICK CHENEY!

455. EVERYTHING I SAY GOES EXACTLY AS PLANNED.

456. - IF I'M GOING TO THE MOON,

457. I SHOULD AT LEAST TELL MY PARENTS.

458. - NONSENSE.

459. THEY CAN WATCH YOU THROUGH THIS TELESCOPE.

460. OOH, AND LOOK WHO WANTS TO CELEBRATE WITH US.

461. ARGH!

462. - COME ON, GLENN.

463. YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT.

464. - GO AWAY, BARRY.

465. I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE AND EAT COOKIE DOUGH.

466. BESIDES, I— HUH!

467. HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

468. - LISTEN, GLENN, I KNOW THIS LICENSE THING

469. IS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU.

470. IT'S EMBARRASSING FOR ME.

471. - AND NO ONE EMBARRASSES HIM.

472. - YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME, JOE.

473. - YOU'RE RIGHT, SIR. I DESERVE THIS.

474. OOH!

475. - THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO HELP YOU

476. CRAM FOR THE 49 STATE DENTAL EXAMS YOU HAVEN'T PASSED YET.

477. - WHAT?

478. THAT'S AS CRAZY AS YOUR HEALTH CARE INITIATIVE.

479. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

480. BESIDES, I DON'T DESERVE ANYONE'S HELP.

481. I'VE BEEN SUCH A JERK TO EVERYONE LATELY.

482. MY DAUGHTER, MY WIFE,

483. EVEN THAT CRIPPLED KID I GAVE FALSE HOPE TO.

484. BESIDES, THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD EVER HELP ME STUDY WAS—

485. JACKIE.

486. - I MARRIED YOU FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE.

487. AND I'M NOT GIVING UP UNTIL BETTER COMES ALONG.

488. NOW LET'S GET THIS STUDY PARTY STARTED.

489. - ONLY TEN MORE SECONDS

490. TO FINISH EVERY STATE DENTAL EXAM, GLENN.

491. HURRY, GLENN.

492. AND TIME.

493. YOU JUST MADE IT.

494. - THANK GOD ARKANSAS' ONLY QUESTION WAS

495. "DID YOU DID OR DIDN'T YOU DID

496. GRADUATE FROM TOOTH SCHOOL?"

497. - HELLO, WENDY.

498. ARE YOU HERE TO WATCH ME LAUNCH CONOR TO JUPITER?

499. - YOU SAID THE MOON.

500. - I SAID WHAT I HAD TO SAY.

501. NOW PUT ON YOUR SKATEBOARD HELMET.

502. - NO.

503. I AM HERE TO PUT AN END TO THIS MADNESS.

504. - HA!

505. IF THE CONSTITUTION CAN'T STOP ME,

506. I DON'T THINK HANOI JANE CAN.

507. DON'T FORGET YOUR OXYGEN SUPPLY.

508. REMEMBER, RATION.

509. NO MORE THAN TWO BUBBLES A DAY.

510. - I DON'T THINK I WANT YOUR ATTENTION ANYMORE.

511. - AH!

512. - LET HIM GO, MR. VICE PRESIDENT.

513. - I CAN'T!

514. I NEED HIM TO CARRY OUT MY PLANS

515. FOR INTERGALACTIC DOMINATION.

516. IT'S AMERICA'S DESTINY!

517. - YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH FOR THE PAST 200 YEARS.

518. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET GO?

519. - I'M AFRAID OF NOT BEING IN COMPLETE CONTROL!

520. GOD, THAT FELT GOOD TO SAY.

521. - IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO ENJOY LIFE.

522. SMELL THE ROSES.

523. LET SOMEONE ELSE WORRY ABOUT THIS COUNTRY.

524. - YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM A GOOD PERSON.

525. - THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I SAID,

526. BUT COME.

527. TAKE MY HAND.

528. - COURTNEY, EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T FORGIVEN ME,

529. IT MEANS A LOT TO ME YOU'RE HERE.

530. - WHATEVER.

531. - BEFORE I BEGIN,

532. I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT MY FRIEND.

533. WHEN I FIRST MET GLENN THE DENTIST,

534. WHAT I THOUGHT MADE HIM SPECIAL WAS THAT HE WAS SO AVERAGE,

535. A REAL SCHNOOK,

536. A SCHMENDRICK.

537. BUT NOW I KNOW GLENN IS ANYTHING BUT AVERAGE.

538. HE IS EXTRAORDINARY.

539. THE FIRST PERSON TO PASS ALL 50 STATES' DENTAL EXAMS.

540. TRUE, NO ONE'S EVER ATTEMPTED TO PASS MORE THAN TWO.

541. AFTER ALL, IS THERE REALLY A NEED FOR A TRAVELING DENTIST?

542. NOW ON TO DOMESTIC AFFAIRS.

543. - THANK YOU, BARRY, FOR THAT WARM INTRODUCTION.

544. - WHAT?

545. - AYE.

546. - I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY

547. TO INTRODUCE TO YOU SOMEBODY MORE EXTRAORDINARY

548. THAN GLENN THE DENTIST,

549. COURTNEY THE DAUGHTER.

550. SWEETIE, I STOLE YOUR THUNDER,

551. NOW I WANT TO GIVE IT BACK TO YOU.

552. COME ON UP.

553. READ THAT SPEECH ABOUT MALARD FEINSTEIN.

554. - MILLARD FILLMORE.

555. - YOU KNOW WHAT? READ 'EM BOTH.

556. - THE WISDOM OF MILLARD FILLMORE

557. IS AS POTENT TODAY AS IT WAS IN HIS TIME.

558. - DON'T WORRY, SIR. I'LL TAKE THEM OUT.

559. - NO!

560. LET HER FINISH.

561. - MILLARD FILLMORE,

562. NOW THAT'S A GUY WHOSE HEALTH PLAN MADE SENSE.

563. - IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, DICK CHENEY.

564. - WHAT IS THAT FLAMING BALL?

565. - THAT'S THE SUN.

566. - IT'S GLORIOUS.

567. WHY HAVE I BEEN LIVING UNDERGROUND ALL THESE YEARS?

568. THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER—

569. - OH.