1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN,
FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,Copy !req
2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER
AND DENTIST.Copy !req
3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP
SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.Copy !req
4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED
THE HOUSE DOWN.Copy !req
5. SO IT'S ME,
MY WIFE, JACKIE—Copy !req
6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST—
OH!Copy !req
7. OUR SON, CONOR,
THE LADIES' MAN,Copy !req
8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—Copy !req
9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING
FOR HER ONE DAY.Copy !req
10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY
ALREADY IS.Copy !req
11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.Copy !req
12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.Copy !req
13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?Copy !req
14. crunch!
- OOH!Copy !req
15. - GOT IT.Copy !req
16. - GOT IT.Copy !req
17. - GOT IT.Copy !req
18. - GOT IT.Copy !req
19. - I LOVE TIMES LIKE THIS,Copy !req
20. WHEN NOTHING CAN DISTURB
THE TRANQUILITY OF—Copy !req
21. - PAPER CUT?Copy !req
22. - YEAH.Copy !req
23. JACKIE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
24. - PAPER CUT?
- YEAH.Copy !req
25. KIDS, YOUR FATHER AND I
NEED TO TALK PRIVATELY.Copy !req
26. - RUSS NERO'S BEEN PAROLED.Copy !req
27. HE'S GONNA COME AFTER US.Copy !req
28. - LET'S THINK RATIONALLY.Copy !req
29. SURE, HE'S A SERIAL KILLER,Copy !req
30. BUT THERE'S PROBABLY
TONS OF PEOPLECopy !req
31. HE WANTS TO KILL
BEFORE YOU.Copy !req
32. - YEAH, YEAH.
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.Copy !req
33. DEAR GOD, HE'S HERE ALREADY!Copy !req
34. - COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
35. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
IN THE COURTNEY CO. BREAK ROOM?Copy !req
36. - IT'S NOT YOUR BREAK ROOM;
IT'S MY WORKOUT ROOM.Copy !req
37. - NO, IT'S MY X-RAY ROOM.Copy !req
38. - HEY, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
MY BEDROOM!Copy !req
39. - SPEAKING OF WHICH,Copy !req
40. THAT JESSICA ALBA POSTERCopy !req
41. IS SETTING ME UP
FOR A SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUIT.Copy !req
42. DO SOMETHING WITH IT.Copy !req
43. - AND NOT WHAT YOU USUALLY DO.Copy !req
44. - UGH.
I NEED MY OWN PLACE.Copy !req
45. I'M A TEENAGE MAN.Copy !req
46. - RUSS NERO?
WHO'S HE?Copy !req
47. - JUST SOMEONE YOUR FATHER
TREATED LONG AGO.Copy !req
48. CERTAINLY NOT A SERIAL KILLER.Copy !req
49. THAT'S FOR DARN TOOTIN'.Copy !req
50. - RUSS WAS THE ONLY PATIENT
I EVER CUT CORNERS ON,Copy !req
51. BUT I HAD TO.Copy !req
52. IT WAS THE DAY CONOR WAS BORN.Copy !req
53. UH-HUH.Copy !req
54. THERE'S A TEENY CRACK
IN YOUR MOLAR.Copy !req
55. - OH, THAT'S FROM
CHEWING ON A BABY'S BONE.Copy !req
56. FIX THEM PRETTY.Copy !req
57. I NEEDS MY PEARLY WHITES
TO LOOK PERFECTCopy !req
58. FOR WHEN I MEET JESUS IN HEAVEN.Copy !req
59. - THE HEAVEN?Copy !req
60. OKAY, I'LL PUT IN A CAP.Copy !req
61. DEATH CHAMBER; THIS IS GLENN.Copy !req
62. REALLY?Copy !req
63. RUSS, GREAT NEWS!Copy !req
64. - DID THE GOVERNOR
ISSUE ME A REPRIEVE?Copy !req
65. - EVEN BETTER.Copy !req
66. MY WIFE'S HAVING A BABY!Copy !req
67. I'LL BE AT THE HOSPITAL
AS SOON AS I CAN, HONEY.Copy !req
68. click!Copy !req
69. NORMALLY, I'D SEAL THE TOOTH
TO PREVENT INFECTION,Copy !req
70. BUT SINCE HEAVEN'S
MOSTLY DENTISTS ANYWAY,Copy !req
71. WE JUST NEED
A LITTLE CHEWING GUM.Copy !req
72. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
73. GOOD AS NEW.Copy !req
74. NOTHING STICKY.Copy !req
75. IF HE ASKS FOR TAFFY,
GIVE HIM BROTH.Copy !req
76. AND I GOT THERE JUST IN TIME.Copy !req
77. squish!Copy !req
78. - OH, MY GOD, HE'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
79. - THAT'S THE PLACENTA.Copy !req
80. - EW.Copy !req
81. squish!Copy !req
82. - EW!
ANOTHER PLACENTA.Copy !req
83. - NO, GLENN, THAT'S YOUR SON.Copy !req
84. - AW.Copy !req
85. - SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM—Copy !req
86. I MEAN, ASIDE FROM THE PART
WHERE CONOR WAS BORN?Copy !req
87. - WELL...Copy !req
88. - OKAY.
click!Copy !req
89. GOVERNOR NO-BALLS
JUST GAVE YOU A REPRIEVE.Copy !req
90. I HATE HER!Copy !req
91. - THANKS TO MY SHODDY DENTISTRY,
INFECTION SET IN,Copy !req
92. AND MY PATIENT
LOST ALL HIS TEETH.Copy !req
93. - NO!Copy !req
94. - AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.Copy !req
95. - BORING.Copy !req
96. - WE JUST NEED TO TAKE
SOME SIMPLE PRECAUTIONS.Copy !req
97. I AM NOW...Copy !req
98. ANTONIO.Copy !req
99. I MAKE-A THE PIZZA PIE.Copy !req
100. - LET'S JUST THINK THIS THROUGH.Copy !req
101. YOU DID NOTHING WRONG THAT DAY.Copy !req
102. YOU LEFT TO WITNESS
THE BIRTH OF YOUR CHILD.Copy !req
103. - YEP,
NOTHING TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT.Copy !req
104. WANT ME TO TAKE A POLYGRAPH?Copy !req
105. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD,Copy !req
106. BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ADMISSIBLE
IN COURT.Copy !req
107. - ARE YOU SWEATING?
- NOT OUT OF GUILT.Copy !req
108. IT'S BECAUSE OF NERO.Copy !req
109. ONCE A KILLER, ALWAYS A KILLER.Copy !req
110. - HEY, NERO,Copy !req
111. BEFORE YOU GO,Copy !req
112. WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU SOMETHING
TO REMEMBER US BY.Copy !req
113. whack!
smack! smack!Copy !req
114. crunch!Copy !req
115. - THIS HERE
IS THE SWEETEST PARTY.Copy !req
116. I'M SURE GONNA
MISS YOU SO-AND-SOs.Copy !req
117. - OH, RUSS, YOU SPENT 13 YEARS
IN THE HOUSE OF CORRECTION.Copy !req
118. NOW LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
119. YOU'RE CORRECTED.Copy !req
120. - HERE COME THE WATERWORKS.Copy !req
121. WARDEN, VERNE, LOCO,Copy !req
122. GROUP HUG.Copy !req
123. OH.
- OH, NERO.Copy !req
124. - THE PROBLEM
COULD BE GINGIVITIS.Copy !req
125. OR MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS...Copy !req
126. YOU'RE RUSS NERO!Copy !req
127. TAKE OFF THIS HIDEOUS MASK,
NERO.Copy !req
128. - GLENN!Copy !req
129. - I WILL NOT PAY
TO BE GROPED AND INSULTED.Copy !req
130. WHAT YOU SUBMIT
TO MY INSURANCE COMPANY,Copy !req
131. THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
132. - THAT'S THE FIFTH PERSON TODAYCopy !req
133. YOU'VE ACCUSED
OF BEING RUSS NERO.Copy !req
134. WE CAN'T KEEP LIVING IN FEAR.Copy !req
135. I'VE BEEN THINKING.Copy !req
136. MAYBE YOU NEED TO GOCopy !req
137. MAKE PEACE WITH HIM
FACE-TO-FACE.Copy !req
138. IT SAYS HERE HE LIVES BETWEENCopy !req
139. A CHEERLEADING ACADEMYCopy !req
140. AND A RENDERING PLANT.Copy !req
141. - MAKE PEACE?
THAT MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
142. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE RUSS NERO!Copy !req
143. NEXT TIME,
DO YOUR HOMEWORK, NERO!Copy !req
144. MY WIFE
DOESN'T HAVE CROW'S-FEET.Copy !req
145. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
146. - SO DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD TAKE I-95?Copy !req
147. OR SHOULD WE
TAKE SERVICE STREETS?Copy !req
148. - WHAT'S WITH THE FECES-SMEARED
HORSE TRAILER?Copy !req
149. - YOU SEE A FECES-SMEARED
HORSE TRAILER;Copy !req
150. I SEE A FECES-SMEARED
BACHELOR PAD.Copy !req
151. - CONOR, BUYING REAL ESTATE
IS NOT FOR THE NAIVE.Copy !req
152. THERE'S INSPECTIONS—Copy !req
153. - NEIGHBORHOOD COMPS—Copy !req
154. - NOT TO MENTION
THE DOWN PAYMENT.Copy !req
155. - I WILL GIVE YOU
THIS SOCK FULL OF CHANGE.Copy !req
156. - SOLD.Copy !req
157. I'LL EVEN THROW IN
THIS DEAD HORSE.Copy !req
158. - A TRAILER AND A DEAD HORSE?Copy !req
159. PINCH ME!Copy !req
160. - PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME, RUSS.Copy !req
161. I'M SORRY
ABOUT NOT FIXING YOUR TEETH.Copy !req
162. I'M SORRY ABOUT NEVER GOING BACK
TO CHECK ON YOU.Copy !req
163. I'M SORRY ABOUT SAYING
THE SHOW OZCopy !req
164. WAS JUST DYNASTYSET IN PRISON.Copy !req
165. - OH, IT'S WATER
UNDER THE BRIDGE, DR. MARTIN.Copy !req
166. - REALLY?Copy !req
167. YOU DON'T WANT TO HOLLOW ME OUT
AND USE ME AS A CANOE?Copy !req
168. - NOW, GRANTED,
YOUR SLOPPY WORKSMANSHIPCopy !req
169. CAUSED ME
MUCH EMBARRASSMENTSHIP,Copy !req
170. BUT YOU ONLY DID IT
'CAUSE YOU WANTEDCopy !req
171. TO WITNESS
YOUR CHILD BEING BIRTHIFICATED.Copy !req
172. - WOW.Copy !req
173. PRISON'S TURNED YOU
INTO A SOFTIE.Copy !req
174. - OH, I GIVE MOST OF THE CREDIT
TO THE GOOD BOOK HERE.Copy !req
175. - THE BIBLE?Copy !req
176. - THE COLLECTED WORKS
OF JUDY BLUME.Copy !req
177. THE PRISON LIBRARY
HAD A VERY SMALL SELECTION.Copy !req
178. DID YOU KNOW
THAT A GIRL'S FIRST MENSESCopy !req
179. CAN BE A VERY DIFFICULT TIME
FOR HER?Copy !req
180. - WOW, JUDY BLUME.Copy !req
181. I HAVEN'T READ THOSE BOOKS
SINCE COLLEGE.Copy !req
182. - HER SOULFUL DEPICTIONCopy !req
183. OF TWEENAGE UNDERDOGS
YEARNING TO FIT INCopy !req
184. HAS LEFT
QUITE AN IMPRESSION ON ME.Copy !req
185. BLUBBER, SHEILA THE GREAT,Copy !req
186. AND, OF COURSE, FUDGECopy !req
187. SUPERFUDGE, DOUBLE FUDGE,
ET AL.Copy !req
188. - WOW, YOU REALLY ARE
A CHANGED MAN.Copy !req
189. - THE MIRACLE OF CONFESSION.Copy !req
190. IN TALES
OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING,Copy !req
191. AND I PARAPHRASETH,Copy !req
192. "THE ONLY WAY FUDGE
COULD TRULY ATTAIN HAPPINESSCopy !req
193. WAS TO ADMIT HE SWALLOWED
PETER'S TURTLE."Copy !req
194. - CONFESSION REALLY HELPED YOU,
HUH?Copy !req
195. WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
ABOUT THAT NIGHTCopy !req
196. I'VE BEEN TOO ASHAMED
TO TELL ANYONE,Copy !req
197. AND IT'S BEEN GNAWING AT ME
FOR YEARS.Copy !req
198. OH, I HATE YOU.Copy !req
199. I HATE YOU.
smack!Copy !req
200. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME.Copy !req
201. - HEY, DOC, HOW MUCH
MORE OF THIS ARE WE IN FOR?Copy !req
202. - COUPLE MORE HOURS.Copy !req
203. WAIT UNTIL SHE FINDS OUT
THE BABY'S GOT YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
204. - OH, YOU'RE OUT OF ICE CHIPS.Copy !req
205. I'LL GET MORE.Copy !req
206. THAT'S WHEN I VERY EASILYCopy !req
207. COULD HAVE RETURNED
TO FIX YOUR TEETH.Copy !req
208. BUT I GUESS
I WAS JUST IN THE MOODCopy !req
209. FOR A LITTLE LIGHTER FARE.Copy !req
210. - YEAH, WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S 2.Copy !req
211. WHAT A CRAP FEST.Copy !req
212. YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT
TO THINK A DEAD GUY WAS ALIVE.Copy !req
213. MAYBE THEY HANDLED IT BETTER
IN THE BOOK.Copy !req
214. - WAIT.Copy !req
215. I LOST MY PRECIOUS PEARLY WHITESCopy !req
216. SO YOU COULD SEE
SOME LOUSY BRATPACK MOVIE?Copy !req
217. - ANDREW MCCARTHY WAS BRATPACK,Copy !req
218. BUT THAT SILVERMAN GUY
WAS OUTER CIRCLE, AT BEST.Copy !req
219. WHOO, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW MUCH BETTER I FEEL NOW.Copy !req
220. WELL, GOT TO GO.Copy !req
221. WE DON'T NEED
THESE SECURITY BARS ANYMORE.Copy !req
222. I'M TELLING YOU,Copy !req
223. RUSS IS A CHANGED MAN.Copy !req
224. HE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN NICER.Copy !req
225. clang!Copy !req
226. - WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S 2?Copy !req
227. - ARE YOU THERE, RUSS?Copy !req
228. IT'S ME, MARGARET.Copy !req
229. YOU NEED TO LET IT GO.Copy !req
230. - YEAH, RUSS, LET IT GO.Copy !req
231. - SHUT UP, FATTY!Copy !req
232. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, RUSS.Copy !req
233. - DENTIST!Copy !req
234. I'M MAKING AN APPOINTMENT
TO SEE YOU!Copy !req
235. - HERE'S YOUR LAUNDRY.Copy !req
236. SINCE YOU MOVED OUT, I—Copy !req
237. I DON'T SEE YOU ANYMORE.Copy !req
238. - MA, I'LL BE HOME
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
239. AND I STILL USE THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
240. - YOU WORK ALL YOUR LIFE
TO HAVE A NICE MOBILE HOME,Copy !req
241. AND THEN YOU GET THISCopy !req
242. HORSE TRAILER TRASH.Copy !req
243. - WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?Copy !req
244. - HOW DID WE MISS
THE HIDDEN POTENTIAL?Copy !req
245. PRICED TO SELL,Copy !req
246. AND HE SNATCHED IT UP
FROM UNDER OUR NOSES.Copy !req
247. - LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.Copy !req
248. smack!Copy !req
249. - JACKIE, LOOK WHO IT IS,
OUR FRIEND RUSS.Copy !req
250. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
251. - I'VE COME TO RUIN YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
252. YOU'RE TOO LATE.Copy !req
253. MY MOTHER-IN-LAW BEAT YOU TO IT.Copy !req
254. - I'VE HAD TIME
TO PONDER YOUR MALFEASANCE.Copy !req
255. YOU DESTRUCTIFIED MY TEETH,
FOOL.Copy !req
256. - BIRTH OF CONOR, YEAH.Copy !req
257. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S TELLING US
WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW.Copy !req
258. - DENTIST, YOU TOOK AWAY
WHAT WAS MOST IMPORTANT TO ME.Copy !req
259. I WANT TO TAKE AWAY
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO YOU.Copy !req
260. - I ALWAYS KNEW
WE'D DIE TOGETHER, JACKIE.Copy !req
261. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
WITH ME BEHIND THE WHEEL.Copy !req
262. - OH, I'M NOT GONNA
TAKE AWAY YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
263. I'M GONNA TAKE AWAY
YOUR DENTAL PRACTICE.Copy !req
264. - YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
THAT'S MY DREAM.Copy !req
265. - AND JUST AS FUDGE'S DREAM
TO BE A BIRDCopy !req
266. WAS CRUSHED IN SUPERFUDGE,Copy !req
267. SO SHALL YOURS.Copy !req
268. OH, YAY!
OH, YAY!Copy !req
269. LOOK AT WHAT GLENN MARTINCopy !req
270. ROT!Copy !req
271. SOUNDS THE SAME;Copy !req
272. TWO DIFFERENT MEANINGS.Copy !req
273. THAT'S CALLED A HOMONIACAL.Copy !req
274. - GLENN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
275. - WE'RE GONNA FIGHT BACK,
MARTIN-STYLE,Copy !req
276. BY DRIVING AWAY
AS FAST AS WE CAN.Copy !req
277. COME ON, KIDS.Copy !req
278. - LET'S GO.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
279. - BOSTON.
PHEW.Copy !req
280. WE'RE SAFE NOW.Copy !req
281. - BOSTON BEANTONIANS, BEWOE!Copy !req
282. THANKS TO GLENN MARTIN,Copy !req
283. I HAVE LOST MY ABILITY
TO MASTICATE.Copy !req
284. - HEY, I'M JUST RESPONSIBLE
FOR YOUR TEETH, BUDDY.Copy !req
285. WHAT YOU DO AFTER YOUR WIFE
GOES TO BED IS UP TO YOU.Copy !req
286. AMERICA'S CANADA.Copy !req
287. - I USED TO BE THE GORGEOUS
PEARLY-TOOTHED KILLER.Copy !req
288. WHO WOULD WANT ME TO KILL THEM
NOW?Copy !req
289. - I REMEMBER YOU
FROM AMERICA'S MOST WANTED.Copy !req
290. YOU WERE SO HANDSOME.Copy !req
291. SHAME ON YOU, DR. MARTIN.Copy !req
292. CANCEL MY APPOINTMENT.Copy !req
293. - YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.Copy !req
294. - HOW ABOUT FRIDAY AT 4:30?Copy !req
295. - GREAT.
- CANCEL IT.Copy !req
296. - DUMPERVILLE, U.S.A.Copy !req
297. THE NAME OR THE SMELL?Copy !req
298. - WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
299. WAS THERE FECES SMEARED IN AREAS
YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING?Copy !req
300. - NO, JUST PUTTING IN
A CHARMING ROOFTOP ZEN GARDEN.Copy !req
301. THANK YOU, DESIGN ON A DIME.Copy !req
302. - HE JUST UPPED THE VALUE
BY 20%.Copy !req
303. - WE HAVE TO ACQUIRE
THAT PROPERTY.Copy !req
304. WE'LL PAINT IT, PARK IT
NEAR A TRENDY SMOOTHIE SHOP,Copy !req
305. AND FLIP IT
TO A YOUNG GAY COUPLE.Copy !req
306. IN REAL ESTATE,Copy !req
307. THAT'S CALLED
SPRUCE, JUICE, BRUCE.Copy !req
308. - HEY, CONOR, I'LL GIVE YOU
200 BUCKS FOR THE TRAILER.Copy !req
309. - DONE.Copy !req
310. pop!
hiss!Copy !req
311. - UGH.
- UGH.Copy !req
312. - FLOSSING, ONLY 10¢.Copy !req
313. - THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.Copy !req
314. PLEASE, LET ME FIX YOUR TEETH.Copy !req
315. I WON'T EVEN CHARGE YOU.Copy !req
316. I'LL JUST DOUBLE-BILL
YOUR INSURANCE.Copy !req
317. - DENTIST,
THE ONLY THING I WANT FROM YOUCopy !req
318. IS YOUR RUINATION.Copy !req
319. - I BEG YOU, RUSS,
PLEASE, BE REASONABLE.Copy !req
320. - HEAVENS!
I'VE BEEN ASSAULTED!Copy !req
321. crack!
thud!Copy !req
322. - I DIDN'T KNOW
I WAS THAT STRONG.Copy !req
323. GOOD THING I DON'T WORK OUT.Copy !req
324. - ORDER.Copy !req
325. MR. NEROCopy !req
326. CRACKED CRANIUM,
RUPTURED SPLEEN,Copy !req
327. INABILITY TO MASTICATE—Copy !req
328. - I LOOKED THAT UP.
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.Copy !req
329. - DR. MARTIN,
YOU MUST PAY RECOMPENSECopy !req
330. FOR THIS POOR FELLA'S SUFFERING.Copy !req
331. - BUT ALL I HAVE IS MY GOOD NAME
AND MY R.V.Copy !req
332. bang!
- SOLD.Copy !req
333. - MY GOOD NAME?Copy !req
334. - NOPE.
- CRAP.Copy !req
335. WHERE WILL WE LIVE?Copy !req
336. UGH.Copy !req
337. - I SEE FROM YOUR APPLICATIONCopy !req
338. OF YOUR LAST TWO RESIDENCES,
ONE BURNED DOWNCopy !req
339. AND THE OTHER
WAS SEIZED BY THE COURTS.Copy !req
340. - AS YOUR NEW LANDLADY,
THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD.Copy !req
341. - YOUNG LADY, YOU'RE ABOUT
TO LOSE YOUR ALLOWANCE,Copy !req
342. FOR LIFE.Copy !req
343. - WELCOME TO THE BUILDING.Copy !req
344. DON'T USE THE ZEN GARDEN
AFTER 6:00.Copy !req
345. - WHAT DID I DO
TO DESERVE THIS—Copy !req
346. I MEAN, BESIDES
BETRAY A DYING MAN'S LAST WISH?Copy !req
347. - HONEY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.Copy !req
348. YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE ANYTHING
DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU DID.Copy !req
349. - YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
350. - YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT PETS.Copy !req
351. - I THINK YOU PEOPLE
NEED TO FINDCopy !req
352. ANOTHER HORSE TRAILER
TO LIVE IN.Copy !req
353. - DR. BERNARD?Copy !req
354. - HOWDY, MARTINS.Copy !req
355. ANY OF YOU NEED ANY TOOTHIN'?Copy !req
356. - TOOTHIN'?
YOU'RE NOT A LICENSED TOOTHER.Copy !req
357. - THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT ON
A SILENT PARTNER.Copy !req
358. SAY, "HI," DR. BERNARD.Copy !req
359. D-D-D-DON'T SAY "HI."
YOU'RE SILENT.Copy !req
360. - TAKE THE R.V.Copy !req
361. YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE
HOW PROUD I AM OF MY HUSBAND.Copy !req
362. WHOA!
thud!Copy !req
363. HE ONLY LEFT YOU
SO HE COULD RUSH TO MY SIDE.Copy !req
364. - WAIT.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW?Copy !req
365. - KNOW WHAT?
- NOTHING.Copy !req
366. HAVE A GREAT CAREER.
OFF YOU GO.Copy !req
367. - OH, THIS IS RICH.Copy !req
368. LADY MARTIN,
HE CHEATED ON BOTH OF US.Copy !req
369. WHILE MY TEETH WERE ROTTINGCopy !req
370. AND YOU WERE
SHOOTING MUCUS PLUGS,Copy !req
371. HE WAS ATTENDING A SCREENING
OF WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S 2.Copy !req
372. - WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S?
- TWO.Copy !req
373. - I KNOW.
I KNOW.Copy !req
374. IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE,
EXECUTED POORLY.Copy !req
375. - WAIT;
WHILE I WAS GOING THROUGHCopy !req
376. THE WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE,Copy !req
377. DELIVERING YOUR CHILDCopy !req
378. WITHOUT ANESTHETIC,
PER YOUR REQUEST,Copy !req
379. YOU WERE NOT GETTING ICE CHIPS?Copy !req
380. - I GOT YOU ICE CHIPS.Copy !req
381. PLUS HALF A BOX OF MILK DUDS.Copy !req
382. - I NEVER GOT ANY MILK DUDS.Copy !req
383. - OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I THREW THOSE AT THE SCREEN.Copy !req
384. - FOR 13 YEARS,
YOU'VE LED ME TO BELIEVECopy !req
385. WE WERE IN DANGER BECAUSE
OF WHEN I WENT INTO LABOR.Copy !req
386. WHEN THE TRUTH IS,
WE WERE IN DANGERCopy !req
387. BECAUSE YOU DUCKED OUT
TO SEE WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S?Copy !req
388. - TWO.Copy !req
389. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
390. WE'RE A TEAM.
REMEMBER?Copy !req
391. - RUSS NERO MAY HAVE MURDERED
12 NURSING STUDENTS,Copy !req
392. FIVE NURSES, AND A NURSE SHARK,Copy !req
393. BUT YOU KILLED MY TRUST.Copy !req
394. - DENTIST,Copy !req
395. YOU LOST YOUR PRACTICE,
YOUR R.V.,Copy !req
396. AND NOW YOUR WIFE.Copy !req
397. IN THE WORDS OF JUDY BLUME,Copy !req
398. "IT SEEMS I NOW HOLDCopy !req
399. THE SECRET RECIPE
FOR FRECKLE JUICE!"Copy !req
400. - SEE?
THIS ISN'T SO BAD.Copy !req
401. REMOTE, WATER, POOP BUCKET.Copy !req
402. WE SHOULD HAVE MOVED
INTO A HORSE TRAILER YEARS AGO.Copy !req
403. - I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
404. - TRUST ME.
YOU CAN TRUST ME.Copy !req
405. UGH.
THIS IS ALL RUSS'S FAULT.Copy !req
406. NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENEDCopy !req
407. IF HE'D DONE A BETTER JOB
ALLUDING THE AUTHORITIES.Copy !req
408. I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD.Copy !req
409. - JACKIE, PLEASE.Copy !req
410. - HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
411. - "DENTISTRY BY DR. BERNARD.Copy !req
412. NOW LOCATED AT IL PALAZZO
AT DUMPERVILLE."Copy !req
413. THIS MEANS WAR.Copy !req
414. - DAD, WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU
DOING?Copy !req
415. - 13 YEARS AGO,
I BETRAYED YOUR MOTHERCopy !req
416. AND A MAN
WHO IS NOT A SERIAL KILLER,Copy !req
417. AND I LOST EVERYTHING.Copy !req
418. BUT THAT ENDS TODAY.Copy !req
419. LIKE SHEILA THE GREAT,Copy !req
420. I AM TIRED
OF BEING A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING.Copy !req
421. - SO YOUR PLAN
IS TO WIN A DANCE CONTEST?Copy !req
422. - JUST GIVE THIS TO YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
423. - IF THIS IS RENT,
IT FEELS LIGHT.Copy !req
424. - WHO IS THIS DR. BERNARD?Copy !req
425. WHAT SELF-RESPECTING DENTISTCopy !req
426. WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD
WORKING WITH RUSS?Copy !req
427. - DOC HERE SAYS
YOU NEED A TRIPLE ROOT CANAL.Copy !req
428. IT'LL COST YOU 50 BUCKS.Copy !req
429. - DR. BERNARD, ARE YOU ASLEEP?Copy !req
430. - NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
431. HE'S JUST VISUALIZING
THE SURGERIZATION.Copy !req
432. pop!
pop!Copy !req
433. - JACQUELINE, FROM 1B, RIGHT?Copy !req
434. YOUR ROOMMATE LEFT THIS FOR YOU.Copy !req
435. - "GONE TO FIX
RUSS NERO'S TEETH.Copy !req
436. "IF HE KILLS ME, FEEL FREE TO
DELETE ALL MY PROJECT RUNWAYS.Copy !req
437. LOVE GLENN."
OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
438. KIDS, YOUR POOR FATHER.
CONOR, FULL SPEED.Copy !req
439. - YOU KNOW,
THIS REALLY OPENS THE PLACE UP.Copy !req
440. I THINK WE CAN RAISE THE RENT.Copy !req
441. - OH, THE PAIN.Copy !req
442. THIS IS ALMOST AS BADCopy !req
443. AS WHEN HERSCHEL
SAID HE WAS MARRYING A SHIKSA.Copy !req
444. - PAIN?
YOU DON'T KNOW PAIN.Copy !req
445. YOUR TEETH COULD LOOK LIKE THIS.Copy !req
446. - RUSS NERO,
PREPARE TO GET MARTINIZED.Copy !req
447. WHOA!Copy !req
448. - WELL, LOOK AT WHO DROPPED IN.Copy !req
449. - ALL RIGHT, NERO,Copy !req
450. IT'S TIME WE SETTLED THIS
FACE-TO-FACE.Copy !req
451. - I'VE HAD IT
WITH MOBILE DENTISTS!Copy !req
452. - WHOA!Copy !req
453. NERO, I'M HERE TO FIX YOUR TEETHCopy !req
454. AND GET MY FAMILY'S HOME BACK,Copy !req
455. EVEN IF IT KILLS ME.Copy !req
456. DR. BERNARD,
AS A PROFESSIONAL COURTESY,Copy !req
457. I'LL ALLOW YOU TO LEAD.Copy !req
458. - BERNARD HERE
IS PART OF THIS IRONIC TABLEAUCopy !req
459. I'VE CREATED TO TORMENT YOU.Copy !req
460. THE LAST IMAGES OF YOUR LIFE
WILL BE OF A MOVIE YOU DESPISE.Copy !req
461. - I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
462. IS THIS MAKING ANY SENSE TO YOU,
BERNARD?Copy !req
463. - YOU FOOL!Copy !req
464. BERNARD IS—Copy !req
465. - OH, DR. BERNARD!
RIGHT IN THE SPINAL CORD.Copy !req
466. YOU MAY HAVE TROUBLE MOVING
FOR A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
467. TALKING AND BLINKING
MIGHT BE HARD AS WELL.Copy !req
468. - DR. BERNARD IS DEAD!Copy !req
469. DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
470. I'M TORMENTING YOU.Copy !req
471. - YOU CAN TORMENT ME
ALL YOU WANT.Copy !req
472. I DESERVE IT.Copy !req
473. BUT LEAVE BERNARD OUT OF THIS.Copy !req
474. I LOOKED HIM IN THE EYE,Copy !req
475. AND I COULD TELL
HE'S A GOOD MAN.Copy !req
476. - CAPITULATE, DENTIST.Copy !req
477. - NOT IF IT'S THE LAST WORD
I LEARN.Copy !req
478. crash!Copy !req
479. smash!Copy !req
480. BERNARD!
I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND.Copy !req
481. THERE'S NO STRONGER BONDCopy !req
482. THAN BETWEEN TWO DENTISTS
WHO'VE NEVER MET.Copy !req
483. NOW THIS MIGHT HURT,Copy !req
484. BUT ONLY BECAUSE
YOU HAVE 28 EXPOSED NERVES.Copy !req
485. GOOD THINKING, BERNARD.Copy !req
486. DRIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.Copy !req
487. THE COPS.
GOOD JOB!Copy !req
488. YOU CAN PULL OVER NOW.Copy !req
489. BERNARD?Copy !req
490. - OH, NO.Copy !req
491. THAT MAY FLY
IN DUMPERVILLE TOWNSHIP,Copy !req
492. BUT NOT
IN UNINCORPORATED DUMPERVILLE.Copy !req
493. - HELLO, 911?Copy !req
494. I'D LIKE TO REPORT—
OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
495. HEY!Copy !req
496. smash!Copy !req
497. - DON'T BE EMBARRASSED, BERNARD.Copy !req
498. I JUST DID THE SAME THING.Copy !req
499. splash!Copy !req
500. OH, GLENN.Copy !req
501. splash!Copy !req
502. GLENN!Copy !req
503. - JACKIE, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
504. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO WIN YOUR TRUST BACK.Copy !req
505. WHERE'S BERNARD?Copy !req
506. splash!Copy !req
507. OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE.Copy !req
508. - THERE'S THE S.O.B.
WHO MOONED US.Copy !req
509. HE'S TRYING TO GET AWAY!Copy !req
510. - NO!Copy !req
511. DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME, BERNARD.Copy !req
512. WE'RE GONNA
BUY THAT SHRIMPING BOATCopy !req
513. LIKE WE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT.Copy !req
514. zoom!
smash!Copy !req
515. slap!Copy !req
516. OKAY, I'M CALLING IT.Copy !req
517. TIME OF DEATH: 4:31.Copy !req
518. THERE.Copy !req
519. PERFECT TEETH,Copy !req
520. JUST LIKE I SHOULD HAVE DONE
13 YEARS AGO.Copy !req
521. - BUT I'M NOT GUILTY THIS TIME.Copy !req
522. - ACCORDING TO THE LAW, YOU ARE.Copy !req
523. YOUR CRIMINAL ACTIONS
LED TO THE DEATHCopy !req
524. OF DR. WEEKEND A. BERNARD II.Copy !req
525. - IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL NAME.Copy !req
526. AND HE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
527. - DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE.Copy !req
528. IT DIDN'T WORK IN THE MOVIE,Copy !req
529. AND THERE'S NO WAY
IT COULD WORK IN REAL LIFE.Copy !req
530. HONEY, I'M SORRY MY SECRET
PUT US THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
531. - OH, ALL HUSBANDS AND WIVES
KEEP SECRETS FROM EACH OTHER.Copy !req
532. - LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
533. - LIKE AFTER YOU FALL ASLEEP,
I STEAL YOUR PILLOW.Copy !req
534. I ALSO WATER DOWN
YOUR ORANGE JUICE,Copy !req
535. AND ONE OF THE KIDS ISN'T YOURS.Copy !req
536. - IS IT WENDY?
- YES.Copy !req
537. I WASN'T POSITIVE YOU KNEW THAT.Copy !req
538. - WELL, IT'S NO SECRET
THAT I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
539. smooch!Copy !req
540. HONEY, IN THIS LIGHT,
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
541. - WE GOT A BURNER!Copy !req
542. - NOW THAT'S AN ENDING
WORTHY OF JUDY BLUME.Copy !req