Glenn Martin, DDS 1x12

1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN, FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,

2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER AND DENTIST.

3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.

4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

5. SO IT'S ME, MY WIFE, JACKIE—

6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST— OH.

7. OUR SON, CONOR, THE LADIES' MAN,

8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—

9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING FOR HER ONE DAY.

10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY ALREADY IS.

11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.

12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.

13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?

14. - NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A JACKIE-O-LANTERN.

15. OH.

16. GLENN, COULD YOU PLEASE SLOW DOWN?

17. - GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, HONEY.

18. - UGH.

19. - THIS KIDDIE KNIFE IS AN INSULT, MOM.

20. I'M AN AMERICAN 11-YEAR-OLD.

21. BY NOW, I SHOULD HAVE A KNIFE ANDA GUN.

22. - OH, HONEY.

23. YOU SAY THE DARNEDEST RIGHT-WING THINGS.

24. KIDS, IM GOING TO HAVE A NICE QUIET CHAT

25. WITH YOUR FATHER.

26. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN UP THE MUSIC.

27. - HEY, WENDY.

28. THIS IS WHAT OUR BABY WILL LOOK LIKE.

29. I DIDN'T KNOW WHOSE NOSE HE'S GONNA HAVE,

30. SO I GAVE HIM BOTH.

31. - CONOR, IT COULD NEVER WORK FOR US.

32. YOU'RE 13; I'M 131/2.

33. YOU'RE A CHILD;

34. I'M THE ASSISTANT TO A VERY POWERFUL

35. FEMALE EXECUTIVE.

36. - OH, SMACK.

37. SHUT DOWN. - GAME OVER.

38. - WANT TO PLAY AGAIN? - PLEASE INSERT 50¢.

39. - WOW.

40. IN FRONT OF THE BABY.

41. NOT COOL.

42. - GLENN, PULL OVER.

43. WE NEED TO TALK.

44. - NO CAN DO.

45. WE GOT TO BE AT THE WHEEL NON-STOP

46. IF WERE GONNA MAKE THE PHOENIX FALAFEL FEST

47. ON NOVEMBER 1ST.

48. AND I'D FEEL AWFUL— - DON'T SAY IT.

49. - IF WE MISS THE FALAFEL.

50. - EVERY TIME.

51. SO YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO KEEP US ON THE ROAD

52. UNTIL AFTER OCTOBER 31ST?

53. - YEAH, THAT'S THE PLAN.

54. - EVERY YEAR, YOU RUIN HALLOWEEN.

55. TRICK OR TREAT.

56. - I'M RACHEL FROM TV'S FRIENDS.

57. COULD YOU BE ANY SCARIER?

58. - TOOTHBRUSH?

59. NOW, JUST TAKE ONE.

60. TRICK OR TREAT.

61. - HI, IM SIDNEY BRISTOW FROM THE TV SHOW ALIAS.

62. - DENTAL FLOSS?

63. NOW, TAKE JUST ONE.

64. OH!

65. - I'M AMY WINEHOUSE.

66. I'VE GOT A BIG VOICE AND BIG PROBLEMS.

67. - AND I'M—

68. - AAH! UGH.

69. - JACKIE, I'M A DENTIST, OKAY?

70. I'VE SEEN THE HORRORS THAT SUGAR CAN INFLICT.

71. TOOTH DECAY.

72. GUM DISEASE.

73. ROOT ROT ON A FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOY.

74. HE WAS JUST A BOY.

75. - THANKS, HAWKEYE. WE GET THE MELODRAMA.

76. - SEVEN TEETH WENT DOWN THAT DAY.

77. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS.

78. - IT'S ENOUGH THAT WE LIVE ON THE ROAD.

79. JUST ONCE, CAN'T WE HAVE A NORMAL HALLOWEEN?

80. LETS FIND A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD

81. AND—AND DO THIS HOLIDAY RIGHT.

82. COMPLETE WITH— - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

83. NOT THE "C" WORD.

84. - YES. CANDY.

85. HARMLESS, DELICIOUS CANDY.

86. - UGH.

87. IT'S LIKE I'M MARRIED TO A SAILOR.

88. NOW, I'M SORRY, JACKIE.

89. I'M NOT COMFORTABLE DOING THAT.

90. - OKAY, I UNDERSTAND.

91. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH?

92. YOU BURNING DOWN OUR HOUSE.

93. ALL OUR MEMORIES UP IN FLAMES.

94. POOF!

95. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

96. JEEZ, YOU ACCIDENTALLY TORCH ONE HOUSE DOWN,

97. AND YOU NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.

98. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN HERE?

99. I MEAN, IT'S A LITTLE... - SCARY?

100. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

101. IT'S HALLOWEEN.

102. - I'LL KILL YOU. - HEY!

103. - THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

104. - HI, WE'RE THE MARTINS.

105. I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T MADE ANY PLANS FOR HALLOWEEN,

106. BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO PARTY MARTIN-STYLE.

107. - OH, NO.

108. PASSING OUT TOOTHBRUSHES AGAIN.

109. - THANK YOU, CONOR.

110. YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO OUR HOME FOR HALLOWEEN TOMORROW.

111. WE ARE GOING TO BLOW THE DOORS OFF THIS PLACE.

112. - TOO LATE.

113. TORNADO ALREADY DONE THAT LAST WEEK.

114. - ALL RIGHT, MOM, WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE SIGHTS.

115. - OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

116. HOLD HANDS WHEN YOU CROSS THE STREET.

117. - I KNOW.

118. - AND REMEMBER OUR PHONE NUMBER SONG

119. IN CASE YOU GET LOST.

120. - MOM!

121. - I SEE YOU'RE MAD. YOU CAN GO.

122. - UGH, THAT WOMAN TREATS ME LIKE A CHILD.

123. YES, I'M 11,

124. BUT I HAVE THE STRESS OF A 40-YEAR-OLD.

125. - UH-OH. - UH.

126. - WHAT'S WRONG?

127. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PLAY TETHERBALL.

128. - THERE'S SOME KIDS THERE ALREADY.

129. THEY LOOK OLDER.

130. - AND COOLER.

131. WE SHOULD RUN AWAY.

132. OW!

133. I TOLD YOU THEY WERE COOLER.

134. RUN!

135. OW!

136. - CONOR'S RIGHT; LETS GET OUT OF HERE.

137. - PLEASE, WE CAN TOTALLY HANG WITH THE OLDER KIDS.

138. HEY, WHATCHYA GUYS DOING?

139. - PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE.

140. - BUT YOU MIGHT BE MORE AT HOME IN THE SANDBOX.

141. - DELVIN, TRUTH OR DARE?

142. - TRUTH.

143. - DID YOU KILL MY DOG?

144. - I MEAN DARE.

145. - COME ON, GLENN. - OH, FINE.

146. - JUST FOR A SECOND.

147. - WELCOME, STRANGERS.

148. - HELLO, ERASMUS.

149. WHAT A CHARMING LITTLE STORE.

150. - NOW, DON'T GO STEALING FROM ME JUST 'CAUSE I GOT A MILKY EYE.

151. - I DIDN'T NOTICE.

152. - WHAT?

153. THAT'S WHY WE CAME IN HERE.

154. YOU WANTED TO GET A BETTER LOOK.

155. - ANYWAY, WE ARE THE MARTINS.

156. AND YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO OUR HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA.

157. - NO, ERASMUS DON'T GO OUT ON HALLOWEEN,

158. NOT WITH THE WEREWOLF ON THE LOOSE.

159. - I-I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

160. - ERASMUS.

161. - AFTER THAT. IT—IT SOUNDED LIKE "WEREWOLF."

162. - YEP, THEY SAY HE ROAMS THESE PARTS,

163. SEEKING REVENGE FOR BEING A WEREWOLF.

164. - YEAH, NOT MUCH OF A BACKSTORY THERE.

165. - NO, NO, IT'S THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF BACKSTORY.

166. IT—IT LETS YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD.

167. - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE RUNS WILD?

168. THE WEREWOLF.

169. - OH-HO, WONDERFUL!

170. - OH, I LOVE TRUTH OR DARE.

171. I WARNED YOU. YOU SHOULD'VE PICKED TRUTH.

172. - ALL RIGHT, LIL' MS. BIZ,

173. I DARE YOU TO SPEND SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN

174. WITH THE MONKEY BOY.

175. - OH.

176. - THAT MONKEY BOY IS MY BROTHER.

177. - DIDN'T STOP US.

178. - I KNEW YOU WERE A BABY.

179. - UM, UH, WAIT.

180. SHE'LL DO IT.

181. SHE'S MY ASSISTANT.

182. GO KISS CONOR.

183. - OH.

184. - UM, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT BOUNDARIES.

185. - PLEASE.

186. FINE.

187. WHATEVER.

188. AS LONG AS SOMEONE'S KISSING THE MONKEY BOY.

189. - RIGHT.

190. AND WHERE EXACTLY IS HEAVEN?

191. - INSIDE THE LOVE SHACK.

192. - OH, GOD.

193. - OH, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY

194. OF THE SHADOW OF ROT...

195. - LOLLIPOPS, BUBBLE GUM... - NO, NO, NO, NO.

196. - CANDY BARS.

197. - SURE, YOU GET A SWEET BUZZ AT FIRST.

198. BUT THEN... TOOTH DECAY.

199. GUM DISEASE.

200. GINGIVITIS.

201. - SAY IT, MARTIN. SAY THE WORDS.

202. - I, GLENN MARTIN, FUTURE DDS, WILL NEVER EAT SUGAR AGAIN.

203. AAH!

204. - CLASS DISMISSED.

205. - OH.

206. - OH, GLENN, THANK YOU.

207. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER.

208. - YEAH, GREAT.

209. - NOW, YOU TWO BE CAREFUL.

210. MIND THE WEREWOLF.

211. NO, THAT'S JUST MY RINGTONE.

212. ERASMUS.

213. WHY SURE, I'D LIKE THE NEW YORK TIMESON SUNDAYS.

214. - OH, IT SMELLS.

215. - IT WASN'T ME.

216. - I KNOW THAT.

217. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

218. - AH.

219. OH.

220. I AM THE MAN!

221. YES!

222. - "C" TO THE "N" TO THE "O" TO THE "R."

223. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOUR OWN NAME.

224. - WOW.

225. HE IS THE MAN.

226. ARMPIT.

227. - UGH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

228. - WHOA.

229. OH, JACKIE.

230. YOU KNOW, IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU'RE PUSHING THIS JUNK

231. ON INNOCENT KIDS,

232. BUT EATING IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?

233. - IT'S A HARMLESS PIECE OF CANDY, GLENN.

234. DON'T YOU SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE A NUT?

235. - ACTUALLY, SOMETIMES I DON'T.

236. HEY, IM NOT AFRAID TO PARTY.

237. BUT I DON'T NEED CHOCOLATE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, OKAY?

238. FORGIVE ME IF I HEED THE WARNINGS

239. OF THE AMERICAN DENTAL—

240. MM. MMM.

241. OH, THIS STUFF IS BETTER THAN I REMEMBER.

242. - YEAH, THE SECRET IS HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

243. AND TRANS FAT.

244. THE DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US.

245. - HEY, THIS STUFF GETS THE HEART PUMPING.

246. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HOW 'BOUT WE—

247. - JUST HAVE SOME MORE CHOCOLATE.

248. - MMM. OH, OH, MMM.

249. - THERE WE GO.

250. MM-HMM.

251. - NICE JOB, NEIGHBOR.

252. - WHY, THANK YOU.

253. I JUST HOPE I'M NOT UPSTAGING ANYONE BECAUSE—

254. - HUH.

255. - LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR KISSING CONOR.

256. I KNOW THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TOUGH.

257. - YEAH.

258. TOUGH.

259. - YEAH. HUH.

260. OH!

261. OW.

262. - OH, HE'S TOUGH.

263. - HOW DARE THAT HUSSY TRY TO SHOW ME UP LIKE THAT?

264. KIDS, I NEED SPIDERS, SKULLS, BONES.

265. I'M NOT TELLING ANYONE TO GO TO A CEMETERY

266. AND DIG ANYTHING UP,

267. BUT I'M NOT TELLING ANYONE NOT TO EITHER.

268. - OOH, HELLO, SUGAR.

269. - HEY, SNUGGLE BEAR.

270. NOW, I KNOW IT'S AGAINST YOUR WHATEVER,

271. BUT I NEED YOU TO RUN TO THE STORE AND GET MORE CANDY.

272. - NO, PROBLEM. - DAMN IT, GLENN, JUST—

273. OH.

274. - OKAY, ITEM THREE.

275. HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.

276. I'M THINKING FEMALE DUOS.

277. THEY SHOULD BE GLAMOROUS, FAMOUS...

278. - GOT IT. MEG WHITMAN AND DAWN LEPORE.

279. - EBAY'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

280. BINGO.

281. - BUY IT NOW.

282. - PAYPAL PURCHASE CONFIRMED.

283. - I LOVE CONOR.

284. - WHAT?

285. - I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY.

286. HE'S DISGUSTING, HE'S FOUL, BUT I THINK I LOVE HIM.

287. - WOMAN, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

288. - I SNIFFED HIS T-SHIRT.

289. IT SMELLS LIKE B.O. AND AWESOMENESS.

290. - MY AFTERBIRTH OF A BROTHER?

291. HAVE YOU SEEN THE LOG CABIN HE'S BUILDING

292. WITH HIS DIRTY Q-TIPS?

293. - YES.

294. AND I WANT TO LIVE IN IT.

295. SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THAT PORTA-POTTY,

296. SOMETHING CHEMICAL.

297. - YEAH, THE TOILET CLEANER FRIED YOUR BRAIN.

298. - I KNOW.

299. IT'S TERRIBLE.

300. HE'S AN ANIMAL.

301. DO YOU THINK HE LIKES ME?

302. OH, GOD.

303. YOU NEED TO EITHER HELP ME OR KILL ME.

304. - SHH.

305. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

306. AND IF IT COMES TO THAT, I'LL DO IT WHILE YOU SLEEP.

307. - OH, OH, OH, OH. AH, YEAH.

308. THAT'S THE STUFF.

309. OH, OH, OH. AAH.

310. OH, YEAH!

311. - OH, CONOR.

312. YOU TASTE LIKE RANCH CORNNUTS,

313. AND I LOVE IT.

314. MMM.

315. - DR. MARTIN.

316. - WENDY.

317. I'M BACK.

318. - THANKS.

319. WAIT, THESE FEEL LIGHTER THAN USUAL.

320. - DAMN RECESSION.

321. PAYING MORE, GETTING LESS.

322. - WAIT A MINUTE. THESE BAGS ARE HALF EMPTY.

323. - REALLY? WELL, I SEE THEM AS HALF FULL.

324. - GLENN, HOW MUCH CANDY HAVE YOU EATEN?

325. - HOW MUCH CANDY HAVE YOUEATEN?

326. - OPEN YOUR MOUTH. - YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH.

327. - YOUR TONGUE IS BRIGHT BLUE.

328. - ALL RIGHT, I MAY HAVE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF CANDY.

329. - GLENN, YOU ARE NOT RUINING THIS HOLIDAY FOR ME.

330. I HAVE PUT TOO MUCH FAKE BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS INTO THIS.

331. - COME ON, IT'S HALLOWEEN.

332. WHAT, AT CHRISTMAS,

333. YOU DON'T WANT ME DRINKING EGGNOG?

334. "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FIREWORKS, GLENN?

335. IT'S FOURTH OF JULY."

336. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

337. ERASMUS BUDDY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

338. WHAT'S NEW? WHAT'S GOING ON?

339. HEY, LISTEN UP,

340. I NEED SOME CANDY.

341. - CAN'T SELL YOU WHAT I DON'T GOT.

342. HOW YOU FIXED FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES?

343. THAT OLD GRAY LADY IS WAY TOO LIBERAL FOR ERASMUS.

344. - OH, YOU GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING, RIGHT?

345. ANY MARSHMALLOW PEEPS LEFT OVER FROM EASTER?

346. HANUKKAH GELDT? I'LL TAKE ANYTHING.

347. WHAT DO YOU GOT? COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

348. - SORRY, I'M CLOSING SHOP. - IT'S 4:00.

349. - HALLOWEEN NIGHT.

350. I'M KEEPING WEREWOLF HOURS.

351. - LISTEN, YOU OLD COOT, I KNOW YOU GOT SOMETHING.

352. I'LL PAY $10,000 DOLLARS

353. FOR A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR BAR.

354. THAT'S A PROFIT OF $90,000.

355. - SORRY, ALL OUT.

356. HEY, TALK ABOUT TIMING.

357. THE SUGAR TRUCK MAN JUST DROVE UP.

358. - WHERE?

359. WHERE?

360. HUH.

361. - MMM.

362. GET OUT OF HERE.

363. HEY, MONSTER THING, DORA THE EXPLORER.

364. CANDY INSPECTOR.

365. GOT TO INSPECT THE CANDY.

366. MAKE SURE IT'S ON THE UP-AND-UP.

367. HMM, M&Ms, NOTHING BAD THERE.

368. WHAT JERK GAVE YOU THE TOOTHBRUSH?

369. - MAMA.

370. - GET AWAY, FREAK.

371. - HEY, MY CANDY!

372. - THANK YOU. - WH—HEY, HEY.

373. - WOW.

374. I JUST STOLE CANDY FROM A BABY.

375. AND IT WASEASY.

376. TRICK OR TREAT.

377. - WELCOME TO THE SCARIEST HOUSE IN THE PARK.

378. - HEH.

379. - WHAT, YOU'RE NOT CREEPED OUT?

380. - NOTHING'S GONNA TOP NEXT DOOR.

381. THEY KILLED A REAL PIG IN FRONT OF US.

382. I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR A WEEK.

383. - OH, IT IS ON.

384. CANINE, GUARD THE DOOR.

385. - AAH!

386. WOW.

387. OH, WHY DOES YOUR BROTHER HAVE TO BE SUCH A DREAMBOAT?

388. - WENDY, IT'S A TEXTBOOK ADOLESCENT CRUSH.

389. I KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS.

390. - HUH? - I READ ABOUT IT ON WIKIPEDIA.

391. - OH, MY GOD.

392. TRISHELLE IS TOTALLY FLIRTING WITH CONOR.

393. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

394. - JUST RELAX.

395. BREATHE.

396. - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

397. I'M GOING— - CALM DOWN.

398. THIS IS GOING TO PASS.

399. - OH, THANK YOU.

400. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.

401. CONOR, BE MY BOYFRIEND!

402. - WHAT?

403. - BACK OFF, TRAILER TRASH.

404. HE'S MINE. - HEY!

405. - REALLY?

406. YOU LIKE ME?

407. - I KNOW.

408. IT'S CRAZY, BUT I DO.

409. I NEED YOU LIKE A VISTA USER NEEDS A HINDU TECH-SUPPORT GUY.

410. - ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.

411. SOMEONE'S HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAKDOWN.

412. LETS GET YOU HOME. YOU CAN MAKE ME SOME TEA.

413. - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE MAKING OUT BY THE DUMPSTER.

414. - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

415. - WAIT, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, WENDY.

416. WE'RE A TEAM.

417. NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW I'M MEG WHITMAN

418. WITHOUT DAWN LEPORE.

419. - SORRY, COURTNEY,

420. BUT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.

421. - I AM TOTALLY OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND

422. ALL THAT STUFF AND JUNK.

423. SUGAR.

424. - HEY, THAT'S THE GUY THAT STOLE MY CANDY.

425. OH.

426. OH, YEAH!

427. CANDY CORN.

428. MMM.

429. AH, JAWBREAKERS...

430. OH, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR.

431. OW.

432. - THAT AIN'T NO RINGTONE.

433. THAT'S THE WEREWOLF.

434. - SO THIS IS WHERE PEOPLE IN LOVE GO.

435. - ARE YOU OKAY, CONOR?

436. - LUNGS COLLAPSING.

437. - WELL, LOOK WHO'S JOINING THE VARSITY TONIGHT.

438. Y'ALL NEED SOME PROTECTION?

439. - UH...

440. - YOU KNOW, ON ACCOUNT OF THE WEREWOLF.

441. NOW, YOU TWO GO MAKE OUT.

442. - OH, YEAH. THERE'S MY CHAW.

443. IT HURT.

444. - WEREWOLF, IM GONNA GIT YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.

445. AAH!

446. - ERASMUS TOO YOUNG TO GO TO HELL.

447. - HEY, COURT, CHECK IT OUT.

448. THE SUPERSTORE WAS OUT OF HALLOWEEN STUFF,

449. SO I'M GOING TO TURN THIS SANTA CLAUS

450. INTO SATAN CLAUS.

451. - IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

452. I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN SOMETHING SO...

453. AGE-APPROPRIATE.

454. - LETS SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, THAT YOU HAD AN EMPLOYEE

455. AND THEN THAT EMPLOYEE LEFT YOU FOR YOUR RIVAL COMPANY.

456. YOUR GROSS, SMELLY, RIVAL COMPANY

457. WHOSE CHIEF PRODUCT IS BACNE.

458. - IS THIS RIVAL COMPANY BY CHANCE OWNED

459. BY THE SAME PARENT COMPANY?

460. - MAYBE.

461. - SWEETIE, RIVALRY AMONG COMPANIES IS NATURAL.

462. IT'S EVEN HARDER WHEN ONE OF THOSE COMPANIES

463. IS THE SLIGHTEST BIT MORE...

464. ESTABLISHED THAN YOUR COMPANY.

465. - MAYBE I SHOULD JUST DISSOLVE THE CORPORATION.

466. - NO. YOUR EMPLOYEE WILL COME BACK.

467. TRUST ME.

468. - MOMMY, DO YOU THINK THE SHAREHOLDERS

469. WOULD THINK LESS OF ME IF I CRIED?

470. - NO, HONEY.

471. NOT AT ALL.

472. HEY, IS THAT MY RETAINER?

473. - YEAH, I WEAR IT TO THINK OF YOU.

474. - OH-HO.

475. DEAR PENTHOUSEFORUM...

476. - OH, CONOR.

477. WHAT WE HAVE WILL LAST FOREVER.

478. MM.

479. - AAH! WEREWOLF!

480. - CONOR, THAT'S NOT A— OH!

481. - AAH! EAT HER!

482. EAT THE GIRL!

483. AAH!

484. - IT'S YOUR FATHER, YOU LOSER.

485. OKAY, I'M OUT.

486. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE TRAILER PARK,

487. HANG ONTO YOUR WALLET CHAINS.

488. BEHOLD.

489. - GLENN?

490. - IT'S THE WEREWOLF.

491. - GET HIM! - YEAH!

492. - NO!

493. - OH, DAMN IT!

494. - GET HIM!

495. - HE ATE MY CAT.

496. - HE GOT MY DOG PREGNANT.

497. - HE IS MY HUSBAND!

498. THIS MAN IS NO MONSTER.

499. HE IS KIND AND COMPASSIONATE.

500. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TWISTED PATH

501. HE FOLLOWED TO BE COVERED IN COTTON CANDY

502. AND WHAT I HOPE IS CHOCOLATE,

503. BUT HE IS A LOVING FATHER,

504. HUSBAND, AND TRAVELING DENTIST.

505. I TURNED HIM INTO THIS.

506. BY MAKING HIM DO SOMETHING

507. THAT WENT AGAINST EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING.

508. AND NOW I CAN SEE HOW WRONG I WAS.

509. - IF ANYONE HERE IS A MONSTER, IT'S ME.

510. - SHE'S A MONSTER.

511. GET HER!

512. - HI, I'D LIKE TO REAPPLY FOR THE JOB OF ASSISTANT

513. TO A VERY POWERFUL FEMALE EXECUTIVE.

514. - WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS?

515. - I WANT TO WORK FOR THE GREATEST BOSS IN THE WORLD.

516. - WENDY PARK, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY REHIRED.

517. - OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

518. I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU.

519. - WHAT? - NOTHING.

520. - OH, WEN-DY.

521. - IT'S OVER, CONOR.

522. - OH, HOW 'BOUT NOW?

523. - HOW ABOUT NEVER?

524. - HI, HONEY.

525. ARE YOU OKAY?

526. - MY SWEET JACQUELINE.

527. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

528. - OH, GLENN, WHERE SHOULD I BEGIN?

529. I KNOW.

530. FIRST, YOU BURNED OUR HOUSE DOWN.

531. THEN WHAT FEW THINGS WERE LEFT YOU MADE US PACK...

532. - OH, LOOK, IT'S THE SUGAR TRUCK MAN.

533. - UH-OH.