Glenn Martin, DDS 1x1

Mae Whitman as Amish Girl (voice)

When Glenn decides to take the kids to Niagara Falls they will not look at it. Courtney and Wendy text each other and Conor plays video games. While talking to Jackie he decides for everyone to cough up their techology and to connect with the people around them. Glenn takes them to the Amish Country and throws the keys thinking he threw some change. When Glenn finally decides living in the Amish Country is bad he finds the keys but Canine swallows the keys because he likes it there. Before Conor can get married to Spinster Stubarb Wendy gives Glenn a digital cellphone and takes Conor to the RV. Spinster Stubarb says she will always love Conor. The Martins then drive off and the episode ends.

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1. - THAT'S ME, GLENN MARTIN, FATHER, DENTIST, LOVER,

2. BUT MOSTLY FATHER AND DENTIST.

3. I TOOK MY FAMILY ON A ROAD TRIP SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER.

4. WELL, THAT, AND I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

5. SO IT'S ME, MY WIFE, JACKIE—

6. SHE'S THE SWEETEST— OH!

7. OUR SON, CONOR, THE LADIES' MAN,

8. HIS SISTER, COURTNEY—

9. WE'LL ALL BE WORKING FOR HER ONE DAY.

10. IN FACT, HER ASSISTANT WENDY ALREADY IS.

11. OOH, CAN'T FORGET CANINE.

12. HE'S GOT A GIANT... HEART.

13. WANT TO HEAR US WHISTLE?

14. - ISN'T THIS THE MOST MAJESTIC SIGHT

15. YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

16. - ROCK AND ROLL!

17. - WHOA!

18. NOW, THAT IS DEFINITELY WORTH A PICTURE.

19. COME ON. WIND. WIND. WIND!

20. - GLENN, DO YOU THINK IT'S TIME YOU ENTERED THE DIGITAL AGE?

21. - AH, SCREW IT. KIDS, LOOK!

22. - IN A MINUTE, DAD.

23. I'M ABOUT TO KILL A PROSTITUTE.

24. - WHAT?

25. - IT'S A VIDEO GAME, DAD.

26. - CONOR, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

27. YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE KILLING PROSTITUTES.

28. - MOM, ALL MY FRIENDS PLAY THIS GAME.

29. - IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS WENT OVER THE FALLS IN A BARREL,

30. WOULD YOU DO IT?

31. - PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT.

32. - YES, THEY DO.

33. YOU COULD'VE JUST SEEN IT.

34. - GIRLS, WE'RE AT ONE

35. OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES IN THE WORLD.

36. TURN OFF THE BABY TYPEWRITERS.

37. - DAD, GET WITH IT.

38. WE'RE TEXTING.

39. - WHO COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE TEXTING?

40. - EACH OTHER.

41. OMG. YOUR DAD IS SO Z-Z-Z.

42. - LMAO.

43. TAKE THAT, NATURE.

44. MOM, UNCOOL.

45. I'M 13.

46. I'M WAY TOO OLD TO BE ON A KID LEASH.

47. - DID YOU EVER CONSIDER

48. THAT MAYBE I'M THE ONE ON THE HARNESS

49. AND YOU'RE PROTECTING ME?

50. - HMM.

51. - DON'T EAT THAT. - OW!

52. I WAS PUTTING IT IN THE GARBAGE.

53. - THOSE KIDS REALLY LET ME DOWN.

54. ONE OF NATURE'S MOST SPECTACULAR SIGHTS,

55. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT IT.

56. - I KNOW. IT'S AWFUL.

57. - IT'S THESE STUPID GADGETS THEY'RE GLUED TO,

58. YOUR IPODS AND YOUR PEA PODS.

59. - OH, DON'T GET ME STARTED.

60. - THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS TRIP WAS TO GROW CLOSER.

61. AS LONG AS THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO THESE MACHINES,

62. THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

63. - YEAH, I GIVE THAT MARRIAGE SIX MONTHS.

64. - JACKIE!

65. YOU TOO?

66. - I HAVE TO GO.

67. GLENN'S ABOUT TO GET RIGHTEOUS.

68. GLENN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

69. - I AM SAVING THE MARTIN FAMILY.

70. AND THE GIRL WHO WORKS FOR OUR DAUGHTER.

71. STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT RELATIONSHIP.

72. ALL RIGHT, I WANT ALL YOUR ELECTRONIC STUFF.

73. COME ON. COME ON.

74. - OH, THAT'S HOW I STAY IN TOUCH WITH MY FRIENDS.

75. - YOU NEED TO CONNECT WITH THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU.

76. JEEZ, CONOR, YOU'RE GONNA GO DEAF WITH THESE THINGS ON.

77. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU —

78. WITH MY APOLOGIES, OF COURSE, TO THE GREAT LOU FERRIGNO.

79. - DAD, YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL ISSUE IS HERE?

80. YOU'RE INTIMIDATED BY TECHNOLOGY.

81. - GLENN, THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOUR PROBLEM.

82. - HI, GLENN. IT'S ME.

83. I'M HOME EARLY.

84. - OH, STUPID THING!

85. - BUM, BUM.

86. POO, POO.

87. - HIS FIRST STEPS!

88. - AH, COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.

89. OH, YOU STUPID THING.

90. - AH, YOU STUPID —

91. OH!

92. DON'T TRY TO MAKE THIS ABOUT ME.

93. YOU'RE THE ONES WITH THE PROBLEM.

94. COME ON, COUGH IT UP.

95. - FINE.

96. UGH.

97. - YOU TOO, WENDY.

98. - HERE.

99. THAT'S MY INSULIN REGULATOR.

100. - NICE TRY.

101. - KEEP GOING, HONEY.

102. I GOT ALL DAY.

103. - GLENN, SHE'S NOT FAKING!

104. - OH, DEAR GOD!

105. COME ON, EVERYBODY— ♪ ROUND AND ROUND

106. COME ON, EVERYBODY, NOW.

107. - SHUT UP! SHUT IT UP!

108. THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!

109. - WENDY!

110. - I'M SORRY. THAT WAS OUT OF LINE.

111. I JUST GET EDGY WHEN I DON'T HAVE MY CELL PHONE.

112. IT'S BEEN FOUR HOURS.

113. - IT'S BEEN TEN MINUTES.

114. - WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

115. I DON'T HAVE MY FREAKING CELL PHONE!

116. AGAIN, MY APOLOGIES.

117. - MOMMY, TELL ME I'M GOING TO BE OKAY.

118. - I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT, SWEETHEART.

119. - HUMANS WEREN'T MEANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS.

120. I'M BREAKING OUT OF HERE.

121. AAH!

122. OH.

123. - YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED

124. THAT EVEN IN THE 21ST CENTURY,

125. THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DO JUST FINE

126. WITHOUT ALL THIS ELECTRONIC JUNK.

127. BEHOLD THE AMISH!

128. - UGH!

129. - DID WE DRIVE THROUGH A TIME WARP?

130. - BORING!

131. - SEE, CANINE LIKES IT HERE.

132. - GREETINGS, ENGLISHMEN.

133. - WE COME IN PEACE.

134. MOVING HOUSE.

135. FROM LAND OF GLASS TOWERS, BEYOND FORKED RIVER.

136. - GLENN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO CONDESCENDING.

137. THEY'RE NOT INDIANS.

138. - I AM HEKAKIAH, AND WE WELCOME YOU TO OUR COMMUNITY.

139. WELL, WE'LL TOLERATE YOUR PRESENCE

140. IN EXCHANGE FOR TOURIST DOLLARS.

141. - VERY KIND OF YOU, HEKAKIAH.

142. HONEY, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH THE "H" MAN.

143. - STOP!

144. TO THE AMISH, PHOTOGRAPHY IS AN OFFENSE TO GOD.

145. - OH, I'M SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA.

146. THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS GET YOU IN TROUBLE

147. WITH YOUR GOD.

148. WE'LL SNEAK ONE LATER.

149. SO WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU IN?

150. - OH, LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING:

151. FARMING, PREACHING, A LITTLE DENTISTRY.

152. - I'M A DENTIST TOO.

153. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

154. TAKE THE PICTURE.

155. SEE, THIS

156. FAMILIES WORKING TOGETHER.

157. - I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME.

158. CAN WE LEAVE NOW?

159. - NOPE.

160. - THAT DOLL HAS NO FACE.

161. - CREEPY.

162. - DADDY, CAN WE GO NOW?

163. - NOPE.

164. - WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A MAN?

165. - WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE MRS. BUTTERWORTH?

166. HMPH.

167. - DRESSED LIKE A MAN?

168. DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS WHAT THEY WEAR

169. IN SEX AND THE CITY?

170. OH, WE ARE LEAVING RIGHT NOW.

171. - NO, NO, NO.

172. WE ARE STAYING HERE UNTIL YOU ALL LEARN TO APPRECIATE

173. THE VALUE OF THE SIMPLE LIFE.

174. IN FACT...

175. NO!

176. - YOU THREW THE KEYS?

177. HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE?

178. - OH, RELAX.

179. I WAS PUTTING A SCARE INTO THEM.

180. I JUST THREW SOME POCKET CHANGE.

181. THE KEYS ARE RIGHT...

182. - THANKS SO MUCH FOR PUTTING US UP.

183. THIS IS GREAT.

184. - THE PLEASURE IS OURS.

185. NOW, DOESN'T IT FEEL BETTER

186. TO BE OUT OF THE DEVIL'S CLOTHES?

187. - GLENN, HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO STAY HERE?

188. - JUST UNTIL WE FIND THE KEYS.

189. TWO DAYS...

190. HARVEST TIME AT THE LATEST.

191. I'LL TELL YOU, HEKAKIAH,

192. I AM SO GLAD TO GET MY KIDS AWAY FROM THEIR DARN BLACKBERRYS.

193. THEY'RE ADDICTED.

194. - YES, I KNOW THAT PROBLEM WELL.

195. - LOOK AT THESE GORGEOUS BASKETS.

196. THEY'RE JUST LIKE THE ONES...

197. - ON THE COVER OF IN STYLEMAGAZINE.

198. - EXCUSE ME, LITTLE AMISH GIRL.

199. HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO MAKE THAT?

200. - 30 SECONDS.

201. BUT MY SISTER IS MUCH FASTER.

202. - BACK UP THE BRINKS TRUCK.

203. - BEEP, BEEP.

204. - MY ASSOCIATE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PAY YOU $1

205. FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE BASKETS.

206. - $1!

207. - NO DEAL.

208. - SISTER, HAVE YOU GONE MAD?

209. - WHAT WOULD WE BUY WITH MONEY?

210. SUNSHINE?

211. SUNSHINE IS FREE.

212. - OKAY, THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK.

213. - DON'T WORRY.

214. I WILL FIND THEIR WEAKNESS AND CRUSH THEM FOR YOU.

215. - OH, YOU ALWAYS SAY THE RIGHT THING.

216. I WORSHIP YOU.

217. - WHAT? - NOTHING.

218. - SO WHAT THE HECK-AKIAH IS THE PLAN FOR TOMORROW?

219. - THE MEN WILL LABOR, THE WOMEN WILL QUILT,

220. AND THE GIRLS WILL STUDY.

221. - OH, AND WHAT ABOUT CONOR?

222. - CONOR IS 13, IS HE NOT?

223. IN THE EYES OF THE AMISH, HE IS A MAN.

224. HIM?

225. - THIS IS GONNA HURT.

226. THIS IS GONNA HURT.

227. OH! THAT HURT.

228. - OH, I FEEL SO FREE IN HERE.

229. YOU KNOW, I BET ONE SIZE FITS TWO.

230. WANT TO CHURN SOME BUTTER?

231. - IT WASN'T FUNNY BEFORE YOU WENT TO THE OUTHOUSE, GLENN.

232. IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW.

233. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO GO TO A QUILTING BEE.

234. CAN YOU PICTURE CARRIE, CHARLOTTE, MIRANDA,

235. AND SAMANTHA AT ONE OF THOSE?

236. - THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T REALLY YOUR FRIENDS, JACKIE.

237. THEY'RE CHARACTERS ON TV.

238. - OH, YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME?

239. OKAY, THEN JACK BAUER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.

240. - OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET MEAN ABOUT IT.

241. - AND HOW DO THESE PEOPLE CONSIDER CONOR AN ADULT?

242. HE'S JUST A CUTE LITTLE WUB-WUB.

243. - WELL, YOU KNOW, HE'S TWO YEARS OLDER THAN COURTNEY.

244. - YEAH, BUT SHE IS GOING PLACES.

245. - JACKIE, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE CONOR

246. ACTS LIKE A CHILD BECAUSE WE TREAT HIM LIKE ONE?

247. THIS COULD BE JUST WHAT THE BOY NEEDS.

248. - MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

249. CAN YOU BLOW OUT THE CANDLE?

250. - YEAH, SURE THING.

251. WHOA!

252. DON'T WORRY. I LANDED IN MANURE.

253. - BOY, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE ABE LINCOLN ISN'T ONE OF YOURS.

254. - GLENN, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE KEYS?

255. - IN A MINUTE.

256. JUST HANGING OUT WITH HEKAKIAH, JEDEDIAH, OBEDIAH, AND, UH...

257. JOHN.

258. - SWEETIE, DON'T MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN.

259. - ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU JOKERS MADE THAT NOISE?

260. - THAT'S EPHRAIM BEATING HIS HORSE.

261. - WHOA!

262. - ENJOY SCHOOL, CHILDREN.

263. I'M AN ADULT.

264. NAH-NAH-NAH, NAH-NAH.

265. - DAD, MAKE HIM STOP.

266. - WISH I COULD, HONEY.

267. BUT HE'S HIS OWN MAN.

268. - THANKS FOR LETTING ME DRIVE, HEKAKIAH.

269. THAT WAS AWESOME.

270. - LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THOSE CURSE WORDS

271. I HURLED AT YOU AND YOUR ONLY SON.

272. NOW DELIVER THIS MILK TO SPINSTER STRUBHAR.

273. - GOOD MORN, HEKAKIAH.

274. - CONOR THE ENGLISHMAN, THIS IS SPINSTER STRUBHAR.

275. POOR THING.

276. 16 YEARS OLD AND STILL UNMARRIED.

277. - WELL, HELLO, HANDSOME.

278. - YOU'RE SO...

279. AND I'M, UH...

280. OH.

281. OH-HO-HO-HO.

282. BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.

283. - WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY THE MAYPOLE?

284. - WENDY, HOW DO YOU SAY "NO" IN AMISH?

285. - NO. - NO.

286. OOPS.

287. - HANNAH, DO NOT TOUCH THAT!

288. IT IS VILE TRASH FROM THE ENGLISH WORLD.

289. - TRASH?

290. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS IS PEOPLEMAGAZINE.

291. - I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

292. OH.

293. - YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, HUH?

294. - I THINK WE CAN WORK OUT A TRADE.

295. - OH, HOW AM I GONNA TALK TO THESE PEOPLE?

296. THEY'RE SO BORING.

297. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU JUST TALK TO YOURSELF.

298. YEAH, GOOD IDEA, JACKIE.

299. - EZEKIEL IS PRESSURING ME TO SLEEP WITHOUT MY SOCKS ON.

300. WHAT WILL PEOPLE SAY?

301. - HONEY, YOU SHOULD BE LESS WORRIED

302. ABOUT THE MENNONITES

303. AND MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE MEN AT NIGHT.

304. - WHOA.

305. I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE IT HERE.

306. - ANYWAY, I MIGHT'VE BEEN AMISH WHEN I GOT THERE,

307. BUT BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, I WAS DEFINITELY A QUAKER.

308. - KILL HER!

309. KILL HER!

310. - THAT'S HOT.

311. - NOW, WHY IS PARIS HILTON FAMOUS, AGAIN?

312. - SHE'S FAMOUS FOR BEING "FAMOUS."

313. - OH.

314. - WANT TO SEE WHO JUST DUMPED HER?

315. - YES, PLEASE.

316. OOH.

317. - MM-MM.

318. - WEAVE!

319. WEAVE LIKE THERE'S ONLY THREE SHOPPING DAYS

320. UNTIL PENTECOST.

321. - WOULD YOU THINK ME FORWARD IF I HELD YOUR HAND?

322. OH.

323. - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE HAIR BENEATH MY BONNET?

324. DUDE, YEAH.

325. - OH, CONOR, I'D LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN THAT.

326. BUT FIRST,

327. THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED TO DO.

328. - I'M GONNA SEE YOUR HAIR.

329. - AH, TOILING IN THE FIELD,

330. WORKING UP A SWEAT,

331. EARNING SOME SORE MUSCLES.

332. OH, WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?

333. - BROTHER GLENN,

334. CARE TO SEE SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED AMISH DENTISTRY?

335. - NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE,

336. WHICH IS ENGLISH, AS YOU SO OFTEN POINT OUT.

337. IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY FOR A ROOT CANAL?

338. - 'TIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET KICKED IN THE FACE.

339. - WAIT! WAIT!

340. HE CAN'T— WAIT. STOP.

341. - LITTLE DEEPER.

342. - OH, MY GOD.

343. CAN'T YOU AT LEAST KNOCK HIM OUT?

344. - YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.

345. HE'S CRYING LIKE A FILTHY MASON.

346. - I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

347. - CLOSE THE DOOR AFTER YOU!

348. - AAH!

349. IT WAS A BLOODBATH, JACKIE.

350. WORSE THAN THE WEINBERGS' BRIS, REMEMBER?

351. THE RABBI WITH PARKINSON'S?

352. - OH, GLENN, YOU SAID YOURSELF,

353. THEY DO THINGS DIFFERENT HERE.

354. - HELLO, DEAR. HOW WAS WORK?

355. - TEDIOUS, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

356. - OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING NOW.

357. - NO, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THIS PLACE.

358. I'M MAKING FRIENDS.

359. AND THE GIRLS ARE KEEPING BUSY.

360. - WHAT IS THIS?

361. THERE'S A FLAW HERE.

362. - EXACTLY.

363. TO MAKE SOMETHING PERFECT WOULD BE TO SHOW UP THE LORD.

364. - YOU DON'T WORK FOR THE LORD. YOU WORK FOR ME.

365. - ACTUALLY, YOU BOTH WORK FOR ME.

366. - I'M SORRY.

367. PLEASE DON'T WITHHOLD YOUR APPROVAL.

368. - ALL RIGHT, FINE.

369. I'LL FIND THE KEYS MYSELF.

370. - DAD, I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

371. THE SPINSTER STRUBHAR AND I WERE TALKING, AND—

372. - CONOR, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

373. - THE THING IS THAT SHE'S REALLY COOL, BUT—

374. - CONOR, YOU'RE NOT A CHILD ANYMORE.

375. YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF.

376. - YOU'RE RIGHT.

377. I'M A MAN NOW.

378. OW!

379. - YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A METAL DETECTOR, DO YOU?

380. - I'D HAVE ONE IF I WERE THE DEVIL.

381. - HOW ABOUT A STRONG MAGNET?

382. - DO THESE LOOK LIKE HORNS?

383. - HOW DID I EVER THINK THAT BEARD WAS COOL?

384. YES!

385. - ALL RIGHT, BOY. I KNOW YOU LIKE IT HERE.

386. BUT THE SOONER I GET THE KEYS, THE SOONER WE CAN LEAVE

387. THIS HORRIBLE LAND THAT GOD FORGOT.

388. - OH, YOU—

389. GIVE ME. GIVE THOSE KEYS.

390. WHOA.

391. NO, NO.

392. NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T EAT IT.

393. - AW, JEEZ.

394. - GREAT NEWS, DAD.

395. TOMORROW WE ARE TO BE MARRIED.

396. - HEY, MAZEL TOV!

397. WAIT. WHAT?

398. - THIS IS CRAZY.

399. YOU BARELY KNOW THIS SPINSTER.

400. - DAD, I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.

401. I'M NOT A CHILD.

402. - CONOR, BACK HERE NOW.

403. - CAN'T. FORCE FIELD.

404. ZZZT, ZZZZT, ZZZT.

405. - AMISH PEOPLE DON'T HAVE FORCE FIELDS.

406. - REGISTERING FOR WEDDING STUFF IS SO COOL.

407. CRATE AND BARREL.

408. OOH, DOES THIS COME IN RED?

409. - RED?

410. THAT WOULD BE PRIDEFUL.

411. - UH-UH.

412. NOT UNTIL OUR WEDDING NIGHT.

413. - HIS NAME MIGHT BE CONOR,

414. BUT CONSIDERING HER ADVANCED AGE,

415. I'D SAY SHE CONNED HIM.

416. - OH, JACKIE, THIS ONE JUST SAID THE FUNNIEST THING.

417. - YEAH, IT'S A PUN. CONGRATULATIONS.

418. - YOUR HEATHEN DAUGHTERS

419. HAVE TURNED OUR GIRLS INTO TROLLOPS!

420. - DANG, MAMA!

421. STEP OFF THE LADY'S JUNK.

422. - COURTNEY, WHAT DID YOU DO?

423. - IT WAS AN INNOCENT CULTURAL EXCHANGE.

424. - WITH JUST A HINT OF EXPLOITATION.

425. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

426. - YOU LEAVE US NO CHOICE.

427. WE MUST ADMINISTER THE HARSHEST PUNISHMENT ALLOWABLE

428. UNDER AMISH LAW.

429. YOU ARE SHUNNED!

430. - SHUNNED?

431. WHAT DOES THAT— - SHUNNED!

432. - ALL WE WANT IS— - SHUNNED!

433. - WOULD YOU LET ME— - SHUNNED!

434. - BOY, WHEN YOU PEOPLE GET A WORD STUCK IN YOUR HEAD.

435. - WOW, I'M GETTING MARRIED.

436. I'M A FREE MAN.

437. NO ONE TO NAG ME OR TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

438. - WHOA-HO. POOR BASTARD.

439. - MY BOY'S TOO YOUNG TO BE MARRIED.

440. HE STILL THINKS HE CAME OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON.

441. - THINK, GLENN. THINK.

442. AHA.

443. - YOU THINK THIS REALLY COULD WORK?

444. - YOU JUST GET THE KEYS OUT OF CANINE.

445. AND REST ASSURED, I WILL SAVE THE DAY.

446. WHOA.

447. WELL, COME ON, REALLY?

448. - YOU CAN DO THIS, DR. MARTIN.

449. - BUT THIS IS DIGITAL.

450. AAH!

451. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA BE AN ONLY CHILD.

452. I ALREADY LIKE IT.

453. - YOU ARE SHUNNED! SHUNNED!

454. - YEAH, YOU KEEP SAYING THAT, BUT YOU'RE STILL TALKING TO ME.

455. - SHUNNED!

456. - STILL TALKING!

457. EXCUSE ME, BUT I NEED TO GO IN.

458. FINE.

459. YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

460. GET OUT OF MY WAY, OR I'LL SHOOT!

461. - OKAY, MAN.

462. JUST STAY COOL.

463. - DO YOU, CONOR, TAKE THE POOR, WITHERED SPINSTER STRUBHAR—

464. - OKAY, GIVE ME THE BOY, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!

465. - OH, NO. - HE'S BLUFFING.

466. HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING.

467. - OH, I DON'T, HUH?

468. WELL, SAY "CHEESE," SUCKERS.

469. OOPS. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

470. DARN. I THINK I JUST SENT AN EMAIL.

471. - BROTHERS AND SISTERS,

472. I BELIEVE IT'S TIME TO FORSAKE OUR VOW OF NONVIOLENCE.

473. - I CAN'T BELIEVE CANINE SWALLOWED THE KEYS.

474. YOU RELEASE THOSE KEYS, OR I'LL ADD YOUR NAME

475. TO MY AXIS OF EVIL.

476. - MAYBE THIS WILL PUT SOME SENSE INTO YOU.

477. - OKAY, NEXT PROBLEM.

478. WHO'S GONNA PICK THOSE UP?

479. - SOLITAIRE.

480. ADDRESS BOOK.

481. HEY, GOOGLE MAPS.

482. YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

483. AHA!

484. I GOT YOUR SOULS, LOSERS.

485. - AAH. HEY.

486. - GET HIM.

487. - MAKE HIM STOP!

488. - CONOR!

489. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.

490. - SPINSTER!

491. I NEVER GOT TO SEE YOUR EARS.

492. - WHORE!

493. - GO! GO! GO!

494. - HYAH!

495. - HOW IS THAT BUGGY GAINING ON US?

496. - YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO, DON'T YOU?

497. - THROW 'EM OUT THE WINDOW.

498. - WHOA! WATCH OUT!

499. - WAIT. WAIT. I MEANT CONOR.

500. - SON, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING MAD AT ME.

501. YOU KNOW, THE REASON I WANTED TO GO ON THIS ROAD TRIP

502. WAS SO WE CAN GROW CLOSER AS A FAMILY.

503. AND I THOUGHT TECHNOLOGY WAS KEEPING US FROM THAT,

504. BUT NOW I REALIZE IT WAS OUR LACK OF COMMUNICATION.

505. YOU CAME TO ME WITH A PROBLEM, AND I WAS TOO BUSY TO LISTEN.

506. I PROMISE I'LL NEVER LET YOU DOWN LIKE THAT AGAIN.

507. - I WANT MY WIFE BACK, YOU MONSTER!

508. - CONOR, CALM DOWN.

509. - I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AS LONG AS I—

510. OH, OH.

511. - EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.

512. - I'M PROUD OF YOU, GLENN.

513. YOU JOINED THE DIGITAL AGE.

514. - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M PROUD OF MYSELF.

515. JACKIE, TAKE THIS THING UP TO 88 MILES PER HOUR.

516. WERE GOING BACK...

517. TO THE FUTURE!