1. Here's what you missed last week,
Quinn's pregnant,Copy !req
2. Though really, it's Puck,
But Quinn thinks he's a Lima loser,Copy !req
3. - and doesn't want anyhing to do with him,
- What's up, MI LF?Copy !req
4. Also, Kurt told every. body he's gay, including
his dad, who was actually cool about it,Copy !req
5. - Thanks for tel I i ng me, Kurt.
- And that's what you missed on-Copy !req
6. Five, six, seven!Copy !req
7. Five, six, seven!Copy !req
8. Five, six, seven!
One, two, three, four!Copy !req
9. Five, six, seven!Copy !req
10. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
11. You shouldn't do this to yourself.Copy !req
12. Do what?Copy !req
13. I know how much it hurts
to be off the team.Copy !req
14. You're just torturing yourselfwatching.Copy !req
15. I need a good distraction.Copy !req
16. - From what?Copy !req
17. - $685?
- That's how much a sonogram costs.Copy !req
18. This is just the beginning.Copy !req
19. There's gonna be more doctors' visits...Copy !req
20. vitamins, new clothes forwhen I explode.Copy !req
21. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
22. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
23. Well, I'm looking for a job.
I mean, no one's hiring.Copy !req
24. I almost got in at Olive Garden,
but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.Copy !req
25. Somewhere in that pea brain ofyours...Copy !req
26. is a man.Copy !req
27. Access him and tell him to prove to me that
I chose the right guy to have a babywith.Copy !req
28. I will.Copy !req
29. I'll-I'll find a job.
You can count on me, I swear.Copy !req
30. - Where-Where areyou goin'?
- You were right.Copy !req
31. - This does hurt too much.Copy !req
32. My blog has lit up
with comments suggesting...Copy !req
33. you don't have a shot at nationals
since you lost Quinn Fabray.Copy !req
34. No, the Cheerios are stronger than ever.Copy !req
35. We're gonna take nationals
with this routine.Copy !req
36. Mediocre! Hit the showers!Copy !req
37. Well, Jacob, this is Ohio,
and in order to win...Copy !req
38. my Cheerios need to appeal
to that panel ofjudges.Copy !req
39. So if I have a pregnant girl doing
a handspring into a double layout...Copy !req
40. the judges aren't going
to be admiring her impeccable form.Copy !req
41. They're going to be wondering
if the centrifugal force...Copy !req
42. is going to make
the baby's head start crowning.Copy !req
43. Oh, and by the way,
all this- off the record.Copy !req
44. Probably should've told you that earlier.Copy !req
45. - This isn't fair.
- Is it fair that...Copy !req
46. I have to stop providing the baseball team
with protective cups?Copy !req
47. I only get a certain amount of dollars
a year to spend, William.Copy !req
48. - Yeah, but Artie-
- He's used to overcoming challenges.Copy !req
49. He'll just have to find
his own ride to sectionals.Copy !req
50. That "handicapable" bus
costs $600 a week to rent.Copy !req
51. - We can't afford it.
- But there's enough money in the budget...Copy !req
52. to fly the Cheerios all over the country
for their competitions?Copy !req
53. Sue Sylvester has boosters
that write fat checks.Copy !req
54. None ofher travel expenses
come out of the school budget.Copy !req
55. Look. When I was in the Glee Club...Copy !req
56. the best part of the competitions
was the bus ride to the event.Copy !req
57. It was about camaraderie
and supporting each other.Copy !req
58. You think I feel good about this?Copy !req
59. Well, my students won't stand for it.Copy !req
60. That's very moving,
but my hands are tied, Schue.Copy !req
61. If you want that bus, you're gonna have
to find a way to pay for ityourself.Copy !req
62. - What about Target?
- Tried. Not hiring.Copy !req
63. Another doctor bill came to
my parents' house last night, Finn.Copy !req
64. We're lucky that I'm clever
and intercepted it.Copy !req
65. But we have to start
paying these doctors' bills...Copy !req
66. or they're gonna go
to a collection agency.Copy !req
67. And then my parents are gonna find out
that I'm with child-your child.Copy !req
68. Allright, guys,
We're doin'a newnumberforsectionals,Copy !req
69. I know that pop songs
have sort ofbeen oursignature pieces,Copy !req
70. But I did a little research
on past winners...Copy !req
71. and it turns out that the judges
like songs that are more accessible,Copy !req
72. Stuff they know.
Uh, standards, Broadway.Copy !req
73. "Defying Gravity"?
I have an i Pod shuffle...Copy !req
74. dedicated exclusively
to selections from Wicked,Copy !req
75. - This is amaxing.
- Thinkyou can handle it, Rachel?Copy !req
76. It's my go-to shower song.
It's also my ringtone.Copy !req
77. Whydo we have
to go all vanilla on this song?Copy !req
78. See, what we need
is my chocolate thunder,Copy !req
79. We don't have time to rearrange the song
for you, Mercedes. Rachel is singing it.Copy !req
80. Don't worry., We'll findsomething
for you to dip in chocolate,Copy !req
81. - On to item two.Copy !req
82. The school won't pay for
the special bus we need...Copy !req
83. to take Artie and his wheelchair
with us to sectionals.Copy !req
84. - Wh-Wh-What?
- That's completely unfair.Copy !req
85. So, we're gonna have to raise money
to pay for it ourselves.Copy !req
86. See, when I was in Glee Club and we needed
newsilk cummerbunds for regionals,Copy !req
87. we held a bake sale.Copy !req
88. Wait, You'rejoking, right? I mean,
bake sales are kind of'bougie, "Copy !req
89. So hip people stopped eating
delicious sugary treats?Copy !req
90. It's not that.
It's most of us don't know how to bake.Copy !req
91. I find recipes confusing.Copy !req
92. My family's fully committed to takeout.Copy !req
93. Yeah, Mr, Schue,
Kids are busierthan whenyou went here,Copy !req
94. We've got homework and football
and teen pregnancy, lunch.Copy !req
95. Can'tArtie's dadjust take him?Copy !req
96. I can't believe how insensitive
you're all being.Copy !req
97. - Are you a team?
- Of course.Copy !req
98. But Artie understands.
Don't you, Artie?Copy !req
99. Of-Of course.
It-It's cool.Copy !req
100. I mean, anything that takes away our time
from rehearsing doesn't serve as a team.Copy !req
101. - Let me help you out, buddy.
- Thank you.Copy !req
102. Hey, I'm really sorry about
how they all reacted, Artie.Copy !req
103. It's okay. I'm used to it.
They just... don't get it.Copy !req
104. Can I use the auditorium
this afternoon to rehearse, Mr. Schue?Copy !req
105. - Some of the band equipment's in there.
- Sure.Copy !req
106. - I have something I'd like to say.Copy !req
107. I wanna audition for the Wicked solo.Copy !req
108. - Kurt, there's a high "F" in it.Copy !req
109. - That's well within my range.Copy !req
110. Well, I think Rachel's
gonna be fine for the female lead.Copy !req
111. But I'm happyto haveyou
try out something else, Kurt.Copy !req
112. - And we'll make sure that it's got a killer high note.Copy !req
113. - You tried.
- Anyway...Copy !req
114. I wanted to say something toyou guys.Copy !req
115. I was a little disappointed
at howyou were all so willing...Copy !req
116. to take the bus together to sectionals...Copy !req
117. and make Artie
drive by himselfwith his dad.Copy !req
118. We're a team, guys.
We're in this Glee Club together.Copy !req
119. Artie doesn't care.
His dad drives him everywhere.Copy !req
120. I do care.
That kind ofhurt my feelings.Copy !req
121. We didn't think you would
take it personally.Copy !req
122. Well, you're irritating most of the time,
but don't take that personally.Copy !req
123. I don't know if you guys
really understand how much harder...Copy !req
124. - Artie has to workjust to keep up.
- Preach.Copy !req
125. We're riding to sectionals together...Copy !req
126. orwe're not going at all.Copy !req
127. And to pay for the bus,
we're having a bake sale.Copy !req
128. - Bake sale,
- St. Ignatius nursing home was having a tag sale.Copy !req
129. And my A.V. Club friends here
agreed to help out.Copy !req
130. For the next week,
each of you is going to spend...Copy !req
131. three hours a day in a wheelchair.Copy !req
132. Oh, oh, oh,
And we're doing a wheelchairnumber,Copy !req
133. ?Copy !req
134. - ? On the floors ofTokyo?
- Oh!Copy !req
135. I didn't even know we had a home ec room,Copy !req
136. What's al I this?Copy !req
137. I ngredients for cupcakes...
for the stupid bake sale.Copy !req
138. - What's this?
- It's what I had left over
from my pool cleaning money...Copy !req
139. after I bought dip and nunchakus.Copy !req
140. I was getting that
you kind of need money... for our kid.Copy !req
141. For my kid.Copy !req
142. Eighteen dollars.Copy !req
143. How much has Finn given you?Copy !req
144. Just stop.Copy !req
145. I told you before.Copy !req
146. I don't care ifthat baby
comes out with a Mohawk.Copy !req
147. I will go to my grave
swearing it's Finn's.Copy !req
148. It would be pretty awesome
ifit came out with a Mohawk.Copy !req
149. You are such an egghead.Copy !req
150. I'm not.Copy !req
151. - Thatwas perfectly measured!Copy !req
152. - Thereyou go. Oh!Copy !req
153. Come on. Oh!Copy !req
154. What the hell?Copy !req
155. We're baking.Copy !req
156. I can see that.Copy !req
157. I'm gonna go change.Copy !req
158. Where's myjelly cream center?Copy !req
159. Sorry, Dad.
I must've forgotten.Copy !req
160. What's up with your brain today?Copy !req
161. You know, I think it's goin' soft from
all that crapyou put in your hair.Copy !req
162. It's organic, and I'm fine.Copy !req
163. I'm sorry. It's a Glee Club thing.Copy !req
164. It's not about a guy, is it? Because I'm
not ready to have that conversation.Copy !req
165. Well, at leastyou don't have to worry
about me getting someone pregnant.Copy !req
166. It's not a guy. We're doing
this amaxing song for sectionals...Copy !req
167. a personal favorite of mine, and Mr. Schuester
won't give me a chance to sing it.Copy !req
168. - Why?
- It's traditionally sung by a girl.Copy !req
169. Well, you sing like a girl.
You know, in a good way.Copy !req
170. Look, Kurt.Copy !req
171. I don't know how this music stuffworks.Copy !req
172. I'm pretty exclusively committed
to my Mellencamp collection, but...Copy !req
173. isn't there more crossover nowadays?Copy !req
174. You know, chicks doin' construction?Copy !req
175. Guys wearin' dress shoes with no socks?Copy !req
176. Didn't that girl from your high school
just join the boys' wrestling team?Copy !req
177. - Yes! Whoo!Copy !req
178. Yes, but her parents
had to sue the school.Copy !req
179. This is really gettin' you down, isn't it?Copy !req
180. I'm... full of ennui.Copy !req
181. So it's... really getting you down?Copy !req
182. Yes.Copy !req
183. You can't discriminate
against my kid because of his sex...Copy !req
184. religion, political affiliation...Copy !req
185. or the fact that he's queer
as a three-dollar bill.Copy !req
186. - And I won't accept it.
- This isn't academics or athletics, Mr. Hummel.Copy !req
187. It's an arts program, and
Mr. Schuester's judgments are subjective.Copy !req
188. You put on a blindfold
and listen to my kid sing...Copy !req
189. and you will swear
you're hearing Ronnie Spector.Copy !req
190. - Wait-
- Don't try to backpedal on this, Schuester.Copy !req
191. I was just going to agree with you.Copy !req
192. I know this is gonna
be hardonyou, Rachel,Copy !req
193. but I can't in good conscience preach
about the importance ofhelping Artie...Copy !req
194. and then reject Kurt's request
out ofhand.Copy !req
195. So you're giving him my part?Copy !req
196. Now, I can't just give him the part.
That would be just as wrong.Copy !req
197. But I can let him audition.Copy !req
198. What doyou mean, like a tryout?
All right, that seems fair.Copy !req
199. This is totally unfair.
You gave me the part.Copy !req
200. And I will give it toyou again if you
can sing the song better than Kurt.Copy !req
201. Okay, this seems like a reasonable deal.Copy !req
202. But how do I know
this isn't just some show...Copy !req
203. to stop me from takin'
a flamethrower to this place?Copy !req
204. Who's gonna judge?Copy !req
205. Now, all of you are gonna judge.Copy !req
206. And in the spirit offull access,
each of you is going to get a vote.Copy !req
207. Whateversingerhas
the most votes gets the part,Copy !req
208. This isn't gonna be about talent, Mr, Schuester,
It's gonna be a popularity contest,Copy !req
209. Stop ri ght there.
Mr. Schue, if I may?Copy !req
210. We al I know I'm more popular than Rachel.Copy !req
211. And I dress better than her.Copy !req
212. But I want you all to promise me that you're
going to vote forwhoever sings the song better.Copy !req
213. Raiseyour right hand.Copy !req
214. Your right hand, Brittany.Copy !req
215. - It's this one.
- Sorry.Copy !req
216. Repeat after me. I promise to vote
forwhoever sings the song better.Copy !req
217. I promise to vote
forwhoever sings the song better.Copy !req
218. Good luck.Copy !req
219. - It's on.Copy !req
220. All right, guys.Copy !req
221. Maybe one of these days,
you'll finda way,Copy !req
222. to create teaching moments
without ruining my life.Copy !req
223. Schue, I saw all your kids in theirwheelchairs,
and I was very impressed.Copy !req
224. Well, thank you, Principal Figgins.
But actually...Copy !req
225. it's made me realixe that there's only
one wheelchair entrance in this school...Copy !req
226. and it's all theway in
the far end of campus.Copy !req
227. McKinley needs ramps.Copy !req
228. Noway.
Those are what I call "laxy makers."Copy !req
229. They discourage our
able-bodied students...Copy !req
230. from getting their proper exercise
by using the stairs.Copy !req
231. - What is she doing here?
- Yes. What am I doing here?Copy !req
232. I have a Cheerios routine to polish
that's gonna clinch us nationals.Copy !req
233. I broughtyou two in here
because both of you have a point.Copy !req
234. Handicapped ramps are expensive,
but inspiration is free.Copy !req
235. Will, I'm so inspiredbyyourstunt,Copy !req
236. that I'm insisting that Miss Sylvester
do the same with the Cheerios.Copy !req
237. - I beg your pardon?
- Cheerios is not accessible, Sue.Copy !req
238. It's by invitation only.Copy !req
239. I want to see a squad that reflects
our community's diversity,Copy !req
240. - Now, Glee Club held open auditions.
- And everyone got in.Copy !req
241. Now that Quinn Fabray is off the squad...Copy !req
242. you will hold open auditions
to fill her slot.Copy !req
243. And Mr. Schuesterwill monitor them
to make sure that they're fair to all.Copy !req
244. Okay, let me break this down for you here.Copy !req
245. There comes a point whenyou've gotta
stop seeingpeople for what theylook like,Copy !req
246. and ask them to show you
what they can do.Copy !req
247. And as soon as a cheerleader rolls herself
out onto the field in a wheelchair,Copy !req
248. she becomes decidedly less effective
at cheering people up.Copy !req
249. - It's just a fact.
- No, Sue.Copy !req
250. The fact is, you've never given other students
the fair shake that they deserve.Copy !req
251. I'm asking you to try it.
What doyou have to lose?Copy !req
252. Maybe somebody at the school
will surpriseyou.Copy !req
253. Cupcake?Copy !req
254. Cupcakes suck.
That's whywe're not selling any.Copy !req
255. It's not about the cupcakes.
It's about us.Copy !req
256. Nobodywants to buyfrom losers,Copy !req
257. We're in Glee Club and in wheelchairs.Copy !req
258. She has a point.
Six months ago...Copy !req
259. I could've sold
50 of these things on fear alone.Copy !req
260. Oh, myGod,
What is she doing?Copy !req
261. I actually think they're kind offriends.Copy !req
262. Brittany's always cheating
offher test papers in math class.Copy !req
263. See so many?
And look how pretty they are, Becky.Copy !req
264. Wow!Copy !req
265. Brittany, you're supposed
to be in yourwheelchair.Copy !req
266. I lost it.Copy !req
267. Are you a cheerleader?
It's so cool.Copy !req
268. So is buying a cupcake.
That's really cool.Copy !req
269. - But I don't have any money.
- That's okay. I have some.Copy !req
270. Thank you.Copy !req
271. Thanks.Copy !req
272. So how much do we have now?Copy !req
273. Well, with this one dollar,
we have one dollar.Copy !req
274. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
275. - Maybe if we put a jellybean on top, we'd sell more.
- Areyou an idiot?Copy !req
276. How am I supposed to trustyou
to take care of our baby...Copy !req
277. when you can't even figure out
how to sell a damn cupcake?Copy !req
278. - Stop attacking me. I'm sick of it.
- Get a job.Copy !req
279. I'm trying! Stupid wheelchair!Copy !req
280. I don't know what I'm supposed
to be doing here.Copy !req
281. You just call a name.
They come in and try out.Copy !req
282. Just give 'em a chance
to express themselves.Copy !req
283. I'm about to projectile express myself
all over your Hush Puppies.Copy !req
284. McKinley! Hey, hey! McKinley!Copy !req
285. - Hey, hey-
- No.Copy !req
286. No.Copy !req
287. You're not serious, areyou?Copy !req
288. Tell me you're not serious.Copy !req
289. No!Copy !req
290. No friggin' way, Jacob.Copy !req
291. Freak!Copy !req
292. Okay, I've been at this for an hour.
That's all I promised.Copy !req
293. Sue, there's just one more person
on the list. Give her a shot.Copy !req
294. - BeckyJohnson.
- Jackson.Copy !req
295. Jackson.Copy !req
296. Be nice, Sue.Copy !req
297. I heard thatyou do a routine
with jump ropes.Copy !req
298. I wanted to show you what I could do.Copy !req
299. Becky, I'm gonna stopyou right there.Copy !req
300. You're in. Be at practice tomorrow
at 4:00 p.m. Congratulations.Copy !req
301. - What areyou up to, Sue?
- I'm just following orders, Will.Copy !req
302. I'm doing what I was told.
And I found myselfa brand-new Cheerio.Copy !req
303. You're up to something.Copy !req
304. I don't like this, Sue.Copy !req
305. I'm just saying, she has a point.
You are kind of an idiot.Copy !req
306. Nice support, dude.
Whatever happened to "bros before ho's"?Copy !req
307. You've got a baby on the way, bro,
and you haven't done spit to take care of it.Copy !req
308. - Like you'd do any different?
- Damn straight.Copy !req
309. How? Nobody's hiring.Copy !req
310. Sell yourXbox. Rob a bank.Copy !req
311. Go all Robin Hood on this joint.
Whatever it takes.Copy !req
312. All I ever hear is you whining and crying about
how hard this is on you. What about her?Copy !req
313. Dude, you are so out ofline.
You don't know what I'm dealing with.Copy !req
314. All I know is thatyou're a punkwho doesn't
deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend!Copy !req
315. You're a punk!Copy !req
316. - [ Gasping, Chattering ]Copy !req
317. Hey, hey!
Break it up! Break it up!Copy !req
318. - Come on! Hey-
- He started it!Copy !req
319. - I don't care! Now.Copy !req
320. You-You guys are best friends.
What the hell's goin' on?Copy !req
321. I'm just really stressed
about the bake sale.Copy !req
322. I really like Artie, okay?Copy !req
323. You okay?Copy !req
324. The key to a double turn
is to just go for it.Copy !req
325. You push with the right wheel,
and pull as hard as you can with the left...Copy !req
326. and find a spot on the wall
to spotyou soyou don't get dixxy.Copy !req
327. Whoo!Copy !req
328. Okay, guys, Uh, take five, all right?Copy !req
329. Oh! Remember to show up
early on Thursday.Copy !req
330. It's Rachel versus Kurt for the big solo.Copy !req
331. Careful. Respect the chair.Copy !req
332. I really admireyou, Artie.Copy !req
333. I had no idea how difficult this was.Copy !req
334. It's just likeyou with your stutter.Copy !req
335. You don't really
notice it after a while.Copy !req
336. H-H-How did it happen?Copy !req
337. You don't talk about it.Copy !req
338. My mom and I got in a really bad
car accident when I was eight.Copy !req
339. And she was fine,
but I've been in the chair ever since.Copy !req
340. But I wanna be very clear.Copy !req
341. I still have the use of my penis.Copy !req
342. Oh, God.Copy !req
343. ?Copy !req
344. ?Copy !req
345. Excuse me a second.Copy !req
346. ?Copy !req
347. ?Copy !req
348. Hummel Tires and Lube.
Yep. Who's this?Copy !req
349. Your son's a fag.Copy !req
350. - Hey, Dad,
- What the hell is wrong with this machine?Copy !req
351. I hit it-the high "F."Copy !req
352. The magical note I need
for "Defying Gravity."Copy !req
353. - I hit it. It means I'm gonna win.
- That's great.Copy !req
354. Good for you. Just how long
until the damn coffee's ready?Copy !req
355. What's going on?Copy !req
356. I got a phone call this morning.
The anonymous kind.Copy !req
357. It was some dude telling me
my son was a fag.Copy !req
358. Oh. Well, that's not a big deal.
I get that all the time.Copy !req
359. Yeah, but I don't.Copy !req
360. Now, look, Kurt.Copy !req
361. I try to do right byyou.
You know, open some doors.Copy !req
362. What fatherwouldn't do that for his kid?
And I know it's good for you...Copy !req
363. to be out there with-
with all this Glee Club stuff.Copy !req
364. I just- I don't want you to get hurt.Copy !req
365. Soyou don't want me
to audition for the solo?Copy !req
366. No, no.
Let me be clear, all right?Copy !req
367. No one pushes the Hummels around,
especially cowards on the phone.Copy !req
368. Sometimes, I just- I wish your mom
was still around, you know?Copy !req
369. She was better at...Copy !req
370. you know, handlin' this kind ofthing.Copy !req
371. You know, handlin' me.Copy !req
372. Look, congrats on, uh...Copy !req
373. you know, the cool "A" or the high "C"
or, you know, whatever it was.Copy !req
374. - High "F."
- Yeah.Copy !req
375. There's your problem.
You just had a bent push rim.Copy !req
376. - Good as new.
- Thanks, Finn.Copy !req
377. You're the only one
who was willing to help me.Copy !req
378. - I'm really nervous about the "diva off" tomorrow.
- Don't be.Copy !req
379. You know,
I don't wanna win out of charity.Copy !req
380. I wanna win the solo
because it's right for the club.Copy !req
381. I really think that
the judges at sectionals...Copy !req
382. will find a female version
of'Defying Gravity" much more accessible.Copy !req
383. But... I don't think that's gonna happen.Copy !req
384. People just don't like me.Copy !req
385. Yeah, you might wanna work on that.Copy !req
386. I likeyou.Copy !req
387. - We need to talk.
- I'll get out ofyourway.Copy !req
388. Nope! You stay. I need a witness.
Doyou know what this is?Copy !req
389. Oh. It's just a "past due" notice.
My mom gets 'em all the time.Copy !req
390. Right. But ifthis sonogram bill
doesn't get paid...Copy !req
391. it's notyour phone
that's gonna get cut off.Copy !req
392. You will get cut off.Copy !req
393. You need to help me with this, Finn...Copy !req
394. or else we're gonna go our separate ways.Copy !req
395. I'm screwed.Copy !req
396. Not necessarily.Copy !req
397. I know. I know.
I know, I know.Copy !req
398. - Hey. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, this is amaxing.
- Hi,Copy !req
399. Puck found his Nana Connie's old recipe.
They're addictive. Do you want one?Copy !req
400. No. No, thanks. I don't wanna take
one away from a paying customer.Copy !req
401. - Yeah, I know. Sure.
- Hey, uh-Copy !req
402. Nice work, buddy.Copy !req
403. These are so good.Copy !req
404. This isn't Nana Connie's old recipe,Copy !req
405. She couldn't cook at all,
She was a diabetic,Copy !req
406. So the onlysweets
she had in her house was dried fruit,Copy !req
407. I knew I had to do something
to help Quinn out with our baby,Copy !req
408. I don't know what kind ofstuffyou need
for a baby that's still in your stomach,Copy !req
409. Bottles, diapers-
That kind ofthing, I guess,Copy !req
410. But my baby mama was gonna get it all,Copy !req
411. To make sure that happened,
I used the two things I know the most about-Copy !req
412. Iying and crime,Copy !req
413. I s there a lot of pai n, Noah?Copy !req
414. The doctor said
the shark fractured my spinal cord.Copy !req
415. This is why I don't go to the aquarium.Copy !req
416. I'm going to giveyou as much as you want,
20 cents on the dollar.Copy !req
417. I don'tput in enough to getyou hallucinatin',Copy !req
418. Just enough to giveyou
a wicked case of the munchies,Copy !req
419. - That's why they keep coming back for more,
- Yeah.Copy !req
420. See? I told you I'd make a great dad,Copy !req
421. Faster, Harder!Copy !req
422. Those better be tears of joy, Becky,Copy !req
423. Faster! Harder!Copy !req
424. Okay, stop.Copy !req
425. Becky, this is terri ble.Copy !req
426. I've tried, Coach.
This is really hard.Copy !req
427. You think this is hard?
Try auditioning for Baywatch,Copy !req
428. and being told that they're going
in another direction.Copy !req
429. That was hard,
Hit the showers,Copy !req
430. Thanks, Coach.Copy !req
431. Hi.Copy !req
432. Sue, you are unbelievable.Copy !req
433. And you are a terrible spy.Copy !req
434. You might try breathing through
your nose sometime. If you were a sniper...Copy !req
435. I'd have already radioed in your coordinates,
just like in the Falklands.Copy !req
436. - I'm not gonna letyou bullythat girl, Sue.
- Oh, I bully everybody, Will.Copy !req
437. - It's theway I roll.
- Yeah, but this is different.Copy !req
438. She's not like everybody else.Copy !req
439. I want you to listen
to what you just said, William.Copy !req
440. You're asking me to treat this girl differently
because she has a disability...Copy !req
441. when actually, it seems to me shejustwants
to be treated like everybody else.Copy !req
442. - Why areyou doing this?
- Because I knowyou, and you're up to something.Copy !req
443. You don't know the first thing about me.Copy !req
444. Good luck. I'm rooting for you.Copy !req
445. All right. Welcome to the Glee Club's
first official "diva off."Copy !req
446. - Let's get this party started!Copy !req
447. ?Copy !req
448. [ Off-key]
? And you won't bring me down?Copy !req
449. ?Copy !req
450. ?Copy !req
451. Goodjob, Kurt, Goodjob,Copy !req
452. Hey, wait up.Copy !req
453. I cracked open the piggy bank.
It's for you. Well, it's for "it."Copy !req
454. "It" is a she.Copy !req
455. Cool. I told you I wasn't a deadbeat.Copy !req
456. Look, Puck,
this is really sweet, but-Copy !req
457. I can get more.Copy !req
458. People call me a screwup because...Copy !req
459. I think school's for suckers.Copy !req
460. But I got ambition.Copy !req
461. Get us a house, some stuff, furniture.
We could be a family.Copy !req
462. Finn is your best friend.Copy !req
463. He'd be pissed for a while.Copy !req
464. But then he'd realixe he doesn't have to deal
with all this. He'd bake me a damn cake.Copy !req
465. You stole from the cupcake fund.Copy !req
466. No, I didn't.Copy !req
467. Fine. I did.Copy !req
468. I made all those cupcakes.Copy !req
469. I'm all about being a team player,
but my family comes first.Copy !req
470. I get it.
And... I'm sorry.Copy !req
471. I should've never called you a Lima loser.
You're not.Copy !req
472. You're special and romantic...Copy !req
473. and a good enough person
to realixe that...Copy !req
474. we are not gonna take money
from a friend in a wheelchair.Copy !req
475. Hey.Copy !req
476. Here.Copy !req
477. - What's this?
- I got a job.Copy !req
478. Excuse me.Copy !req
479. - Areyou the manager?
- Yes.Copy !req
480. You need to hire my friend Finn.
He is clearly "handicapable"...Copy !req
481. and refusing to hire him
could be seen as discrimination.Copy !req
482. My dads are gay.
And unless you want the full force...Copy !req
483. of the American Civil Liberties Union
coming down on you...Copy !req
484. I'd work something out.Copy !req
485. Gonna need to stay in mywheelchair
as long as I'm working there.Copy !req
486. But... screw it.
It's worth it.Copy !req
487. Can I giveyou a lift to rehearsal?Copy !req
488. 1,200 bucks.
That's enough for the short bus...Copy !req
489. and two cases of Natty light
for the ride home.Copy !req
490. - Ah. Dream on, brother.Copy !req
491. I'm very proud of you guys.Copy !req
492. Artie.Copy !req
493. Why don't you bring this
to Principal Figgins yourself.Copy !req
494. - All right, Artie.
- Go, Artie!Copy !req
495. - What's wrong, dude?
- I really appreciate what you guys did for me.Copy !req
496. But I'm not the only kid
in a wheelchair at this school.Copy !req
497. And I'm sure there'll be others
afterl graduate,Copy !req
498. And I know how important it is for
all of us to go to sectionals together...Copy !req
499. but I think I'd rather
just get a ride from my dad...Copy !req
500. and use this for a handicap ramp
in the auditorium.Copy !req
501. Any objections?Copy !req
502. Well, it sure beats having
to carry him in every day.Copy !req
503. You think she has a brain tumor?
That can cause erratic behavior.Copy !req
504. All I know is that
she walked in unannounced...Copy !req
505. and she wrote me a check
for three new handicap ramps.Copy !req
506. I just don't get it.
I mean, first, putting Becky in Cheerios.Copy !req
507. Now this.
What is her angle?Copy !req
508. Why askwhy? Just enjoy the fact
thatyou're getting your bus after all.Copy !req
509. - How's she doing?
- Great.Copy !req
510. She asks about you.
She's been watching you on TV.Copy !req
511. I need to get here more often.Copy !req
512. Oh, you get here plenty.Copy !req
513. - Jean?Copy !req
514. Your little sister's here to see you.Copy !req
515. - Hey, Sue!
- Hi, honey!Copy !req
516. - My sister's famous!
- You got that right.Copy !req
517. I got something for you.Copy !req
518. What's this?Copy !req
519. - Wow! A pom-pom. Thank you.
- That's for you.Copy !req
520. - What doyou feel like doing today?
- Can we read today?Copy !req
521. - Lookwhat I have.
- Little Red Riding Hood,Copy !req
522. Right. Your favorite book.Copy !req
523. Wanna start at the beginning?Copy !req
524. - Yes.
- All right.Copy !req
525. - You ready?
- Ready.Copy !req
526. "Once upon a time...Copy !req
527. "there was a little girl
who lived in the forest.Copy !req
528. "Whenever she went out,
the little girl wore a red riding cloak.Copy !req
529. So everyone in the village
called her Little Red Riding Hood."Copy !req
530. - Right?
- Right,Copy !req
531. - Oh, no! Oh, you're so much faster!
- You can't keep up.Copy !req
532. I can't! This is so hard- No!Copy !req
533. No, this wasn't fair.
You've had eightyears of practice.Copy !req
534. Excelling at wheelchair races
is about my only advantage.Copy !req
535. It's likeyour stutter.
It's mostlyjust a big hassle.Copy !req
536. This has been a really fun date.Copy !req
537. But... I wanna get out of this chair.Copy !req
538. Why?Copy !req
539. So... I can do this.Copy !req
540. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
541. I've been faking it.Copy !req
542. Faking what?Copy !req
543. I don't have a stutter.Copy !req
544. I pretended to have one
in sixth grade because...Copy !req
545. I didn't wanna give a speech
on the Missouri Compromise.Copy !req
546. I was really shy.Copy !req
547. And it made people think I was weird,
so they left me alone.Copy !req
548. And it wasn't until
I joined Glee Club that I realized,Copy !req
549. how much I was missing.Copy !req
550. I don't wanna
push people away anymore.Copy !req
551. You understand what
that's like, don't you?Copy !req
552. No. I don't.Copy !req
553. I would never try to push people away...Copy !req
554. 'cause being in a chair
kind of does that for you.Copy !req
555. I thought we had something
really important in common.Copy !req
556. Wait. Artie, I'm sorry.Copy !req
557. I am too.
I'm sorry nowyou get to be normal...Copy !req
558. and I'm gonna be stuck in this chair
the rest of my life.Copy !req
559. And that's not something I can fake.Copy !req
560. - Hey, Dad.Copy !req
561. - What areyou doing?
- I'm makin' biscuits.Copy !req
562. What does it look like I'm doing?
How'd the tryout go?Copy !req
563. They gave the part to Rachel.Copy !req
564. I knew theywere gonna rig it!Copy !req
565. I'm goin' down to that school
and I'm talkin' to Schuester.Copy !req
566. I blew the note.Copy !req
567. I wanted to lose.Copy !req
568. Kurt, I stuck my neck out for you,
and you go and you throw the game?Copy !req
569. Dad.Copy !req
570. I've known who I was since I was five.Copy !req
571. I adapted.
Being different made me stronger.Copy !req
572. At the end of the day, it's what's gonna
get me out of this cow town.Copy !req
573. You never had to do that.Copy !req
574. I can handle myselfjust fine.Copy !req
575. No, you can't. Not about this.Copy !req
576. That phone call yesterday
was just the beginning...Copy !req
577. especially if I get up in front of
a thousand people to sing a girl's song.Copy !req
578. When I sawyou right after
you got the call...Copy !req
579. and you were...
so hurt and so upset...Copy !req
580. it just killed me.Copy !req
581. I'm not saying I'm gonna
hide in the closet.Copy !req
582. I'm-I'm proud ofwho I am.Copy !req
583. I'm just saying that
I loveyou more than I love being a star.Copy !req
584. You areyour mother.Copy !req
585. You know, shewas always the strong one.
Look, uh...Copy !req
586. you wanna help me
put a 195 on this bad boy?Copy !req
587. Let me change into my coveralls.Copy !req
588. This sweater's an Alexander McQueen.Copy !req
589. ?Copy !req
590. This one's for you, Artie!Copy !req
591. - ? Left a good job in the city?
- ? Down in the city?Copy !req
592. - ? And we're rollin' ?
- ? Rollin' ?Copy !req
593. - ? Rollin', yeah?
- ? Rollin'?Copy !req
594. ?Copy !req
595. - ? Big wheel keep on turnin' ?
- ? Turnin' ?Copy !req
596. - ? Burnin' ?
- ? Rollin' ?Copy !req
597. - ? Rollin' ?
- ? Rollin' ?Copy !req
598. - ? Yeah?
- ? Rollin' on the river?Copy !req
599. - ? Rollin' ?
- ? Rollin' ?Copy !req
600. - ? Rollin' ?
- ? Yeah?Copy !req
601. ?Copy !req
602. - ? If you come down to the river?
- ? Doo, doo, doo, doo?Copy !req
603. - ? Big wheel keep on turnin' ?
- ? Oh, yeah?Copy !req
604. - ? Proud Mary keep on burnin' ?
- ? Burnin' ?Copy !req
605. - ? Rollin', rollin' ?
- ? Rollin' ?Copy !req
606. - ? Rollin' on the river?
- ? Rollin' on the river?Copy !req
607. - ? Rollin' ?
- ? Rollin' ?Copy !req
608. - ? Rollin' ?
- ? Yeah?Copy !req
609. - ? Rollin' on the river?
- ? Rollin' on the river?Copy !req
610. ?Copy !req
611. - Oh, myGod! How doyou do it?
- Whoo!Copy !req
612. ?Copy !req
613. ?Copy !req
614. ?Copy !req
615. English - US - SDHCopy !req