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ever since fifth grade
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for getting pubes.
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lullaby lees
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of the chastity ball,
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dudes on the food chain,
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Puckheads are nothing!
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for this, dude!
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have the juice anymore.
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hey, guys.
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even though she refuses
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and won't tell anyone
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getting married.
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convinced me
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when the marriage is certified.
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getting married on the beach.
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Um...
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a bit of polishing,
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to pay you for your time, will.
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high's "it" couple
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again, Finn.
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behind for sectionals,
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detour,
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you guys fired up.
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like they go together.
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between them
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78. Exactly. But you've proven
that it is a great combination.
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my personal favorite song,
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old school.
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Yeah?
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on the bass.
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Mr. Schuester.
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in my eye.
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how about it?
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on young mc.
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in this room right now.
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I guess I'm gonna have
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ReSync'd by WheezerTheGeezer
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how can I help you kids?
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on myspace or...?
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on how to be cool.
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do from watching them
over the years.
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kids in school.
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glee club.
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a slushy facial,
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pamphlets on how to be popular.
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Let's talk about this.
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for you to be cool, huh?
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It's fun.
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When your bank account is full,
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just about anything.
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like toxic assets.
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to colle activity.
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120. Sunglasses are so sexy.
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really, really cool.
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celebrities
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of mystery, you know. Rappers.
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see their eyes,
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at your boobs,
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that you be yourselves, okay?
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for that, then I'm sorry.
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it was my cousin betty's.
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with princess di's dress
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she insisted on having
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you have it on now?
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to her dance rehearsals,
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her husband kept
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The fight was epic.
Ooh...
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three months later.
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maybe I shouldn't wear it.
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152. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's all good, it's all good.
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how you move in it, all right?
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Okay.
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let's do Ken's selection,
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your song for the big finish.
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All right?
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about this.
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159. Fantastic.
So, so exciting.
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all the ladies know...
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things in life.
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164. (chuckles)
check it out.
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Oh, god, are you okay?
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Oh-oh!
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171. (laughs):
I don't think
it's the song.
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a new dress.
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175. Upsy-daisy.
Oh, I'm stuck.
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uh, reverse tear on two.
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177. Let's not.
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178. Hey, Azimio,
I'm the quarterback—
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of the guys was talking,
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your leadership ability.
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trouble making good choices,
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choosing to join homo explosion.
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that glee club
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our first game of the season?
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for me lately?
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a bunch of heat,
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all of a sudden.
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a team player, man.
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190. Couldn't believe you was man
enough to knock up Quinn Fabray.
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and do it for you?
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Fight! Fight!
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197. Fight! Fight! Fight!
Okay, break it up!
Get up, break it up!
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198. Get back, get off!
Hey, calm down! Everybody!
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take a knee.
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201. What if you had
broken Finn's arm, huh?
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202. We'd be worse off and more
pathetic than we already are!
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to miss practice today.
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for glee club.
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speech or something?
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208. Hey, man, don't push me, man!
Hey, enough!
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can win that war,
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strap nukes on him.
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like a team again!
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wasn't because we were dancing!
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of singular purpose!
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hanging more,
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together, which is why,
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I am adding extra practice
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that's when glee rehearses.
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I have had it up to here
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quarterback,
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what's more important to you,
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you see what happens next.
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but it reminded me of when
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and sat down together
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simchas torah screening
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all of this started.
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the most normal tradition,
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feel connected
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to her jewish roots.
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my sweet-and-sour pork,
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that really hit home.
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than them, Noah.
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a jewish girl?
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the strangest dream.
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Rachel could have
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my window with no shoes on.
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it was a message from god.
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to get into her pants.
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when I was buying dip.
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I know that's
your favorite,
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I tossed a grape one
in your face,
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you cleaned yourself off.
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you wanted to work together
on some mash-up ideas.
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from that point.
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was easier than I thought.
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good-looking jews.
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to someone who isn't...
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bold enough to deal with
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an admittedly high-maintenance
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my badass-ness?
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I'm sorry, but...
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No.
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on something.
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Puckerman!
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think this is working.
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look super cool.
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wanting to be popular.
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people to like you.
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that's healthy.
I totally agree.
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you can have it all.
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Just imagine what's gonna happen
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to practice on Thursday
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little glee club for good.
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hi-ho's, dude.
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not how I define marriage."
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"love knows no bounds."
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intimacy with your pets.
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has no place in a marriage.
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two walruses wrestling.
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after this.
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like scotch, rod.
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there's a lot of pressure
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intimidating— the teeth,
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and I know it.
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with a little backbone.
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might be that gal.
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that was amazing.
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that I teach you a few steps,
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because how horrible you were
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co-director.
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learn, my friend.
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what I got to.
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at each other's throats.
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After one date.
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and you sunk it hard.
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will, we could take home
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prize heifers in love.
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you asked for dance lessons.
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raved about you.
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and nice,
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with Quinn Fabray
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situation.
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a confused kid,
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is my compassion.
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Aw!
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who has been obsessed
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is now just a distant memory.
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is sympathy,
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finally laying down the law
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to glee club.
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the kids choose.
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Let's be honest.
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glee club over football?
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hell's going on?
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glee rehearsal on Thursday.
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out a schedule
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joined the club.
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with my team.
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to fix it.
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interferes with your club.
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each other for years.
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is about as long as your pants.
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what this is really about.
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my place to have an opinion.
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cut the crap, will?
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the whole world knows
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prize to you.
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that makes me feel?
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I don't care.
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I appreciate you
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gene kelly charm
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of her fawning over you.
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encouraged Emma.
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discouraged her, either.
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on Thursday again?
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422. 3:30?
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423. You keep your rehearsal.
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424. I'll keep my practice.
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425. We'll let the kids
decide who's first choice...
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426. And who's the consolation prize.
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427. Making tommy tune
the first to win
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428. Tony gold in four
categories.
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429. Totally interesting.
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430. You know, you never told
me what you thought
of my mash-up solo.
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431. You're still missing
the elusive high "b"
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432. That's a brass ring
for a bari-tenor.
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433. I had to work on it
for weeks with Finn
before he got it.
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434. You're a great
performer, noah.
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435. I just want to say
how proud I am
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436. To have you on my arm
in front of the whole
high school.
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437. You're pretty good at this.
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438. I've had a lot of practice.
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439. You're actually a lot luckier
than me and Quinn.
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440. Your head is shaved.
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441. I'm really sorry
I ever did this to you.
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442. It's okay.
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443. No, it isn't.
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444. No one deserves this feeling.
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445. You know what
the worst part is?
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446. It's not the burning
in your eyes or the way
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447. The slushie drips all the way
into your underpants.
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448. It's the humiliation.
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449. I feel like I could burst
into tears at any moment.
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450. Rachel...
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451. I'm sorry, but...
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452. Today, when the clock
chimes 3:30...
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453. You're choosing
football over glee,
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454. Which means we probably
can't be together anymore.
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455. Yes.
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456. Damn, I feel like
such a bad jew.
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457. Are you ready, yet?
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458. We've only got an hour
for lunch, Emma.
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459. It's not like trying on
a pair of jeans, will.
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460. Well, it doesn't
have to be perfect,
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461. We just have to see
if you can dance in it.
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462. It fits okay?
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463. Yeah. Fits great.
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464. Terrific.
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465. Yeah. Terrific.
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466. Uh, so, should we see
if you can dance in it?
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467. Okay. This is
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468. The instrumental version
of your wedding song.
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469. Yeah... You can dance in it.
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470. So I've got to go and, um...
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471. Got the big showdown
today at 3:30.
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472. And, uh, I want
to make sure I'm there
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473. To support the kids,
no matter what happens.
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474. Wait, what showdown?
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475. I thought... I thought you
and Sue had that last week.
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476. Between me and your fianci.
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477. Ken's told all the football
players in glee
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478. That they have to choose
between the club and the team.
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479. And unless all the guys
choose glee,
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480. It looks like we won't have
enough members for sectionals.
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481. Then glee is over.
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482. I know.
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483. Well, wish me luck.
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484. Hey, guys.
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485. I guess they're not coming.
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486. I'm really sorry, guys.
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487. I can't believe this.
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488. I thought they
were our friends.
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489. How can they
just abandon us?
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490. Hi.
(squeals)
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491. You scared me.
We made it.
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492. Good seeing you.
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493. Are you sure about this, noah?
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494. I mean, choosing us
over the team means
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495. You might get a slushie
in your face every day.
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496. Bring it.
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497. Where's Finn?
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498. Hey!
Fellas...
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499. Hey, man.
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500. You made
the right decision.
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501. What's up, dude?
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502. Okay, let's huddle up.
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503. Do it.
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504. I really don't want to.
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505. Honestly, I know
how picky you are
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506. About what products
you use on your face.
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507. But you've been getting
so much pressure
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508. From the gorillas
on the football team.
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509. I guess they didn't
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510. Appreciate me resigning
from the team and choosing glee.
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511. Probably would've
went over better
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512. If you didn't announce
it in the showers.
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513. You are not going to slushie
on my man, kurt.
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514. Why wouldn't he?
He's made his choice.
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515. He doesn't care
about us "losers" anymore.
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516. No, that's not true,
it's just if I don't do it,
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517. The guys on the team are going
to kick the crap out of me.
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518. Well, we can't have that,
can we?
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519. What are you doing?
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520. It's called
"taking one for the team."
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521. Now, get out of here.
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522. And take some time to think
whether or not any of your
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523. Friends on the football team
would've done that for you.
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524. Someone get me
to a day spa, stat!
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525. Ooh, hey, hey, hey.
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526. Oh, Sue.
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527. Rod.
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528. Andrea.
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529. Uh, you aren't scheduled
to tape another
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530. "sue's corner"
until tomorrow night.
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531. I came by special to
show you my zoot suit.
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532. I had it made for our
dance competition.
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533. But, uh, only
the men wear those.
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534. Further embarrassed.
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535. You're taking her?
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536. Not now, andrea.
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537. He took me last year.
We came in third.
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538. You didn't think that we
were... Exclusive, did you?
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539. That's the only way I do it,
rod.
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540. I can't be caged in, Sue.
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541. That's why I got
my tiger tattoo.
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542. Heck, even my wife
understood that.
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543. Are we still on
for Saturday night?
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544. No.
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545. Do you miss it?
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546. Hell, no.
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547. I hope you didn't choose glee
over football because of me.
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548. Why?
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549. Because I don't think
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550. Is going to work out.
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551. That's cool. I was going
to break up with you anyway.
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552. No, you weren't.
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553. Yes, I was.
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554. You won't even let me
touch your boobs.
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555. It's Finn, right?
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556. He's never going
to leave Quinn.
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557. Not with that baby in her belly.
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558. You like her, don't you?
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559. I can see you staring at her
when I'm staring at Finn.
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560. Is that why you joined glee?
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561. To be closer to her?
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562. Like I said,
they're never breaking up.
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563. God, what's
the matter with me?
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564. I'm a stud and I can't even
hold onto a chick like you.
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565. No offense.
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566. Why don't girls like me?
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567. 'cause you're kind of
a jerk. No offense.
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568. I just think
you want it too much.
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569. Which is something
I can relate to.
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570. I want everything too much.
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571. Our relationship was built
on a fantasy.
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572. Like every other one in my life.
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573. I think I just agreed
to us being together
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574. Because I thought it
would make Finn jealous.
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575. I just hope we can
still be friends.
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576. We weren't friends before.
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577. Hey, Finn.
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578. Want to have a catch?
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579. Sure.
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580. Go long.
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581. I'm not coming back.
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582. These are the moments, Finn.
They're the crossroads.
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583. The ones you look back on
when you get old
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584. And think, "what if...?"
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585. I don't buy that.
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586. I don't think any one decision
makes your life
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587. Unless you accidentally invent
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588. Some kind of zombie virus
or something.
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589. No? You're right.
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590. Life's a series of choices,
a big combination of moments.
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591. Little ones that add up to big
ones that create who you are.
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592. You're letting other people make
those choices for you, Finn.
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593. You're letting them decide
who you're going to be,
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594. People you're not even going
to know in three years,
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595. People whose names
you're going to forget
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596. When you run into them
in the hardware store.
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597. You don't understand
the kind of pressure I'm under.
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598. Yes, I do. Because of all
the students I've ever had,
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599. You remind me the most of me.
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600. Come back to glee, Finn.
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601. It's where you belong.
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602. Hey, coach, can I talk
to you about something?
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603. You got an itch down there
or something?
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604. What? No.
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605. Uh...
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606. I'm the quarterback, right?
The leader.
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607. Sure.
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608. Well, all this stuff
about having to choose
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609. Between glee and football is
making it hard for me to lead.
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610. Leaders are supposed to see
things that other guys don't.
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611. Right? Like, they can imagine a
future where things are better.
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612. Like, thomas jefferson, or that
kid from the terminator movies.
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613. I see a future where...
It's cool to be in glee club.
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614. Where you can play football
and sing and dance
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615. And no one gets
down on you for it.
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616. Where the more different
you are, the better.
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617. I guess what I'm
trying to say is,
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618. I don't want to have
to choose between them anymore.
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619. It's not cool.
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620. You know, about that Thursday
practice, it's, uh...
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621. Canceled indefinitely.
I've got some stuff
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622. I got to do that time—
laundry, things like that.
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623. Oh. Sweet.
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624. Finn.
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625. Tell Puckerman and the other
guys, too, will you?
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626. Sure.
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627. Thanks, coach.
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628. Schuester!
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629. Yeah?
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630. I'll need to see that set list
for sectionals after all,
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631. And I want it on my desk, warm
from the laminator at 5:00 p.M.
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632. And if it is one minute late,
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633. I will go to the animal shelter
and get you a kitty cat.
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634. I will let you fall in love
with that kitty cat,
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635. And then,
on some dark, cold night,
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636. I will steal away into your home
and punch you in the face.
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637. Hey, sue?
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638. What?
Didn't work out with rod?
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639. No, it did not.
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640. Q, take off those sunglasses.
I want to look in your eyes
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641. When I give you this
piece of business.
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642. You're off the cheerios.
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643. I can't have a pregnant
girl on my squad.
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644. You're a disgrace.
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645. Hey.
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646. Hey.
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647. I wanted to talk to you
about your wedding mash-up.
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648. I've been working
really hard on it and...
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649. I just can't get those
two songs to go together.
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650. Yeah, that's
because they don't.
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651. We both know that.
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652. They're both good
songs, though.
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653. Great ones.
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654. Will, um...
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655. I just wanted to say, uh...
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656. Thank you.
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657. For the dance lessons.
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658. So, what do you think
about my welcome back gift
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659. To the club, huh, guys?
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660. Thanks for the slushies, Finn.
They're delicious.
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661. And loaded with
empty calories.
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662. You know why they call them
slushies, don't you?
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663. Because your butt looks like one
if you have too many of them.
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664. I'd like to propose
a toast to Mr. Shue.
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665. You were right about
glee club and football
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666. Being a killer combination.
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667. Yeah!
(cheering)
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668. Mr. Shue, I am sorry to report
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669. That we've all been remiss
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670. About completing
our assignment this week.
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671. Yeah, none of us could find a
good groove for "bust a move."
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672. And I personally feel
like a failure.
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673. Well, that's okay, guys, because
I feel like the lesson landed
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674. And that's what's important.
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675. And we are glad to
have you back, Finn.
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676. You okay, Quinn?
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677. Do I look okay?
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678. I'm devastated.
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679. Now that I'm off the cheerios,
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680. I'll start every day
with a slushie facial.
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681. That's okay
if that happens, Quinn.
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682. Because there are 11
of your friends right here
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683. Who are going to be more than
happy to help clean you off.
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684. Yeah.
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685. That's right, girl.
We got you.
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686. You know it.
Yeah.
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687. Oh. Mmm. Brain freeze.
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688. I can't imagine getting hit in
the kisser with one of these.
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689. You've never been hit by
a slushie before, Mr. Shue?
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690. Um...
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691. All right, guys.
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692. We're a team.
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693. Bring it on.
Give me your best shot.
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694. One, two, three.
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695. Oh...
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696. All right.
From the top.
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