1. So here's what you missed last week:
Quinn's pregnant and Puck's the father,Copy !req
2. but Quinn's decided to give the baby to
Terri, who's not pregnant, just pretending to be.Copy !req
3. It was her sister Kendra's idea.Copy !req
4. We're gonna have to get you a baby.Copy !req
5. Also, Ken proposed to
Emma, and she said...Copy !req
6. Yes.Copy !req
7. Oh, and Sue got Figgins to make
her co-director of the glee club.Copy !req
8. Hey, kids.Copy !req
9. And that's what you missed on...Copy !req
10. How did this happen?Copy !req
11. I look like a crazy person.Copy !req
12. That's not me.Copy !req
13. Wow, I didn't know the vein on my
neck could stick out like that.Copy !req
14. We've been going
at it for a week—Copy !req
15. ever since the decongestant incident when
Figgins brought Sue in to co-run the glee club.Copy !req
16. I'm so ashamed of myself.Copy !req
17. She's turned me into her.Copy !req
18. Look at me.Copy !req
19. Even in the heat of battle
I'm so elegant, regal.Copy !req
20. I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior.Copy !req
21. God, it feels good to finally pop
that zit known as Will.Copy !req
22. Shut up, Sue.Copy !req
23. Look at us: We're even
fighting in our voiceovers.Copy !req
24. I guess things really started to
fall apart a couple of days ago,Copy !req
25. right after Figgins called us
into his office for a sit-down...Copy !req
26. Sue, Shue, I called you here to get
the temperature of the glee club.Copy !req
27. Great.Copy !req
28. I wanted to get a progress report on how
you're working together as co-directors.Copy !req
29. Well, in my opinion... well, I
think... no, go ahead. No, you.Copy !req
30. Okay. Please.Copy !req
31. Principal Figgins, uh... things
couldn't be going more smoothly.Copy !req
32. I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
33. I don't want to hear any reports of either of
you trying to curry favor from the children.Copy !req
34. Am I clear?Copy !req
35. Absolutely.Copy !req
36. As we head into sectionals,Copy !req
37. I want to get some feedback, like what kind
of stuff you guys would like to be doing.Copy !req
38. Is there anything, any music in
particular, that you guys want to do?Copy !req
39. Could we maybe try something
a little more... black?Copy !req
40. I agree. We do an
awful lot of show tunes.Copy !req
41. It's glee club. Not krunk club.Copy !req
42. Don't make me take you arhe cpet.Copy !req
43. Fantastic. Thank you, Mercedes, Kurt.Copy !req
44. Duly noted. Anything else?Copy !req
45. I can pop and lock.Copy !req
46. Not really what we're going
for, Mike, but... noted. Noted, yes.Copy !req
47. And no pitting the kids
against one another. Never.Copy !req
48. I want to pit these kids
against one another, am I clear?Copy !req
49. Quinn, update. Go.Copy !req
50. The minority students don't
feel like they're being heard.Copy !req
51. Hmm, a chink in the armor, huh?Copy !req
52. I am going to create an
environment that is so toxic,Copy !req
53. no one will want to
be a part of that club.Copy !req
54. Like the time I sold my
house to a nice young coupleCopy !req
55. and I salted the earth in the backyardCopy !req
56. so that nothing living could
grow there for a hundred years.Copy !req
57. You know why I did that?Copy !req
58. Because they tried to get me
to pay their closing costs.Copy !req
59. Sectionals is coming up. What
are your co-director plans?Copy !req
60. Oh, we were actually... uh, we're
each going to direct our own number.Copy !req
61. And we'll be flipping a
coin to see who goes first.Copy !req
62. It'll be very civilized, very
sportsmanlike, so...Copy !req
63. This arrangement is pleasing to all.Copy !req
64. Isn't it? It's great.Copy !req
65. Now... let's hug it out.Copy !req
66. I'd rather not do that.Copy !req
67. I really don't see that happening.Copy !req
68. This meeting doesn't end until
I see your bodies touching.Copy !req
69. It's a technique I learned last
week at my leadership seminar.Copy !req
70. I will destroy you.Copy !req
71. I'm about to vomit
down your back. It's on.Copy !req
72. http://bbs.sfileydy.com/
Proudly PresentsCopy !req
73. Glee
Season 01 Episode 07
ReSync for 720p by WheezerTheGeezerCopy !req
74. I'm freaking out.Copy !req
75. Everything is going to be fine.Copy !req
76. Relax. At your age, there's very
little chance of anything being wrong.Copy !req
77. Awesome.Copy !req
78. Okay, this is going to be
a little cool to the touch.Copy !req
79. Can you just be careful with my uniform?Copy !req
80. All right.Copy !req
81. Speaking of your ages,Copy !req
82. have you two given any thought to what
you're going to do after the baby is born?Copy !req
83. Whatever Quinn wants is fine.Copy !req
84. Well, if it makes a
difference, it's a girl.Copy !req
85. Baby's fine. No mutations or anything.Copy !req
86. Not even any cool ones.Copy !req
87. Thanks for taking us today.Copy !req
88. I was too freaked out to drive.Copy !req
89. Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
90. Hey. You doing all right?Copy !req
91. um, no.Copy !req
92. I mean, how am I supposed to
take care of a real person?Copy !req
93. My mom won't even let me have fish.Copy !req
94. I-I thought Quinn wanted to
give the baby up for adoption.Copy !req
95. For now, but we both
know that's not my call.Copy !req
96. It sucks.Copy !req
97. Get all the stress and worry
and none of the control.Copy !req
98. It's cool, Mr. Shue.Copy !req
99. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
100. The independent polling company
in my dockers has determinedCopy !req
101. you're the hottest girl in this school.Copy !req
102. Have you been reading my blog?Copy !req
103. Of course not.Copy !req
104. You're a gossip monger and your blog is nothing
but trash and lies, many of them about me.Copy !req
105. Well, you'll be happy to know the oneCopy !req
106. I'm working on right now has nothing to do
with you or your rumored lust for jewfros.Copy !req
107. It's about Quinn Fabray. Word on
the street is that she's in trouble.Copy !req
108. Where did you hear that?Copy !req
109. Are you denying it?Copy !req
110. Yes.Copy !req
111. Because the sae birdi told meCopy !req
112. you're heartbroKen Finn Hudson
didn't choose you to carry his litter.Copy !req
113. what is it going to take
for you to not run the story?Copy !req
114. Lady's choice.Copy !req
115. Heads.Copy !req
116. Trickster's trick store?
This is Sue Sylvester.Copy !req
117. You got any of these
double-headed coins?Copy !req
118. Head awesome.Copy !req
119. All right,Copy !req
120. the following students have been selected for
a special, elite glee club called Sue's kids.Copy !req
121. Hold on. We agreed not
to split up the group.Copy !req
122. Oh, come on, Will.Copy !req
123. Give me a chance to do
things Sue Sylvester's way.Copy !req
124. Maybe with my proven
leadership abilities,Copy !req
125. I can help this pathetic group of
mouth breathers place at sectionals.Copy !req
126. We can't even compete in sectionals
if we divide up the club, Sue.Copy !req
127. It's against the rules.Copy !req
128. Really?Copy !req
129. You need to crack open a book, William.Copy !req
130. Here, I have.Copy !req
131. Show choir rule book, page 24.Copy !req
132. Provision 14, second addendum.Copy !req
133. Twelve members must
perform for each team.Copy !req
134. However, not allembers
must perform every song.Copy !req
135. Fine.Copy !req
136. Just go ahead, take all the
football players and your cheerios.Copy !req
137. All right,everybody, listen up.Copy !req
138. When you hear your name called, cross
over to my side of this black shiny thing.Copy !req
139. That's called a piano, Sue.Copy !req
140. Santana. Wheels. Gay
kid. Come on. Move it.Copy !req
141. asian, other asian, Aretha, and shaft.Copy !req
142. See, Will, I don't want to participate in a group
that ignores the needs of minority students.Copy !req
143. You have got to be kidding me.Copy !req
144. Oh, I wouldn't kid about this, Will, and
maybe that's your problem.Copy !req
145. Bigotry is no laughing matter.Copy !req
146. And that's how Sue sees it.Copy !req
147. Outstanding.Copy !req
148. I wanted to remind you to tell that Quinn
girl not to vaccinate in the hospital.Copy !req
149. I'm pretty sure those
shots made my kids stupid.Copy !req
150. Oh, I guess I could use the vaccination
money to buy the organic crib mattress.Copy !req
151. I mean, what are the ances of
the baby getting polio, right?Copy !req
152. Bye, Kendra.Copy !req
153. I hate you, Will!Copy !req
154. That was rude.Copy !req
155. Don't take the stress of
your workday out on me.Copy !req
156. I don't want to take
it out on you, Terri.Copy !req
157. I just don't want to feel as powerless
in my own home as I do at school.Copy !req
158. And I have to come home and listen to you making
major decisions about our son with your sister.Copy !req
159. I haven't en felt the baby
kick yet, and the only timeCopy !req
160. I've ever been to an ob-gyn office was when I
took Quinn and Finn for the ten-week ultrasound.Copy !req
161. You did?Copy !req
162. How's the baby?Copy !req
163. Fine. It's a girl.Copy !req
164. But that's not the point.Copy !req
165. Well, what is the point, Will?Copy !req
166. My point is that I am
the father of that baby.Copy !req
167. And I am coming with you to
your next doctor's appointment.Copy !req
168. did you have to get him to stop?Copy !req
169. Let's just say I feel sorry for my dadsCopy !req
170. 'cause they're probably going to have dipped
into my college fund to pay for intensive therapy.Copy !req
171. Oh, hardcore.Copy !req
172. I don't mind.Copy !req
173. I did it to protect you.Copy !req
174. And Quinn.Copy !req
175. Of course.Copy !req
176. We're all teammate hey, I got to
tell you, you really are awesome.Copy !req
177. I'm gonna make it up
to you someday, I swear.Copy !req
178. I need another pair.Copy !req
179. What's wrong with the
ones I already gave you?Copy !req
180. Look. Uh, they still had the tag on them.Copy !req
181. Put those away.Copy !req
182. I want Rachel berry panties.Copy !req
183. Okay,Copy !req
184. I expect delivery by tomorrow morning or the
story of Quinn Fabray and the stork goes wide.Copy !req
185. I feel an urge to kiss you right now.Copy !req
186. I'm just going to go for it, okay?Copy !req
187. No, no, no. You-you-you... stop
it.Copy !req
188. I'm ki-kind of nervous.Copy !req
189. I debated not even showing up.Copy !req
190. Well,I think it's gonna be great.Copy !req
191. Did you catch Sue's corner last night?Copy !req
192. Sometimes people ask me, "Sue, how come
you're so sensitive to minorities?Copy !req
193. " Well,I'll tell you why.Copy !req
194. Because I know firsthand how hard it is
to struggle as a minority in America today.Copy !req
195. I'm 1/16th Comanche indian.Copy !req
196. In fact,I like minorities so much, I'm
thinking of moving to California to become one.Copy !req
197. Hey, kids, I brought some of
my brass buddies with me.Copy !req
198. Thought maybe they could
help us out a little bit.Copy !req
199. Okay, so I selected a song that I
think will speak to the frustrationCopy !req
200. you felt under the failed
leadership of Will Schuester.Copy !req
201. "Hate on me," an r&b song?Copy !req
202. You like that?Copy !req
203. changster,I want to see some of that
pop-and-lock groove you're so famous for.Copy !req
204. You go to town.Copy !req
205. And you, Mercedes, I want
to see some Mariah hands.Copy !req
206. I can do that.Copy !req
207. I think we g-g-got
this one, Miss Sylvester.Copy !req
208. All right, w-we'll see. Hit it!Copy !req
209. Do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do doCopy !req
210. if I could give you the world on a
silver platter would it even matter?Copy !req
211. You'd still be mad at meCopy !req
212. if I could find in all this a dozen roses that
I would give to you you'd still be miserableCopy !req
213. 'cause in reality I'm gonna be who I beCopy !req
214. and I don't feel no faults for
all the lies that you boughtCopy !req
215. you can try as you may break
me down, but I say that itCopy !req
216. ain't up to you gonna do what you
do hate on me, hater now or laterCopy !req
217. cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go
'head and hate go 'head and hate on me hater,Copy !req
218. cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you
can hate on me you can hate on me now or later 'Copy !req
219. cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go
on and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater 'Copy !req
220. cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for
you can hate on me hate on me, hater now or laterCopy !req
221. 'cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go
'head and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater 'Copy !req
222. cause I'm not afraid of what I
got I paid for you can hate on me.Copy !req
223. Sue.Copy !req
224. Hey, Sylvester, I'm talking to you.Copy !req
225. Oh,hey, buddy. I thought
I smelled failure.Copy !req
226. Why did you take the piano when
it was my time up with the kids?Copy !req
227. A properly steam-cleaned piano is
key to any successful music group.Copy !req
228. You are undermining me in
front of these students.Copy !req
229. Your delusions of persecution are a telltale
sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia.Copy !req
230. Sue,I am not done talking to you.Copy !req
231. What about all my sheet music?Copy !req
232. My kids need that music.Copy !req
233. Well, Will, the last thing your kids need
is chronic sinusitis from the mildewCopy !req
234. I feared was infesting
that old moldy paper.Copy !req
235. Oh, so, what? You sent
it away for somtesting?Copy !req
236. No. Burned it.Copy !req
237. Oh, that is it, Sue.
This ends right here.Copy !req
238. A cockfight. Fantastic.Copy !req
239. No. We are here for these students
so, whater problems we have with one another,Copy !req
240. we're going to get them
out in the open right now.Copy !req
241. Okay, you want to get real?Copy !req
242. You're right, Will,Copy !req
243. I have been trying to destroy your club
with a conviction I can only call religious.Copy !req
244. And you want to know why?Copy !req
245. Because I don't trust
a man with curly hair.Copy !req
246. I can't help picturing small birds
laying sulfurous eggs in there,Copy !req
247. and I find it disgusting.Copy !req
248. Oh, you are a terrible
influence on these kids.Copy !req
249. I think you're dangerous and I think
you teach them all the wrong lessons.Copy !req
250. I don't care what you think.Copy !req
251. I have a legacy to protect, William, and glee
club is a part of that legacy, and I will win.Copy !req
252. And if it means I have to get
you fired to do it... so be it.Copy !req
253. Those drinks are crap!Copy !req
254. Oh,thanks, honey.Copy !req
255. I want to finish grading
these papers first.Copy !req
256. What, you think the kids weren't
drunk when they wrote them?Copy !req
257. Listen, honey.I've been a
really crummy wife lately.Copy !req
258. Terri, you're carrying my baby.Copy !req
259. I have no right to expect
anything more than that from you.Copy !req
260. No. That is my sister's marriage
and I don't want it. Anyway, listen.Copy !req
261. Okay.Copy !req
262. I think that I might be able to help
you with your problems at school.Copy !req
263. Uh,thanks,Terri, but the last time you helped
out at school, it didn't go over very well.Copy !req
264. besides, this is serious.Copy !req
265. I mean, Sue said she wouldn't
rest until she saw me fired.Copy !req
266. Well, all the more reason. You
got to do whatever it takes, honey.Copy !req
267. You got to get down in the
gutter if you want to win this.Copy !req
268. Sue, a lot of our readers
at cheerleading today...Copy !req
269. I'm cutting you off.
Is this a cover story?Copy !req
270. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
271. This is all your readers need to
know. I'm all about empowerment.Copy !req
272. I empower my cheerio to live
in a state of constant fearCopy !req
273. by creating an environment
of irrational, random terror.Copy !req
274. Speaking of which... q, here, now!Copy !req
275. Where are my cheerios?Copy !req
276. Coach, they're
not academically eligible.Copy !req
277. Mr. Schuester flunked them.Copy !req
278. This is a travesty of
international proportions.Copy !req
279. You are jeopardizing my cheerios'
role as goodwill ambassadors.Copy !req
280. And I have a call in to the president.Copy !req
281. Sue, I have in my hand a Spanish quiz in which
one of your cheerleaders misspelled her nameCopy !req
282. and answered every question
with a drawing of a sombrero.Copy !req
283. You can't stand it. You can't stand
to see a woman in a position of power.Copy !req
284. That has nothing...Copy !req
285. your psychosexual derangement would be
fascinating, Will, if it weren't so terrifying!Copy !req
286. Sue. Will did a little research,Copy !req
287. and according to our test records, most of
your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate.Copy !req
288. Oh, so what?Copy !req
289. Why, only last Friday
at the football game,Copy !req
290. they tried to spell out "go, te"
and they spelled out... to game.Copy !req
291. To game.Copy !req
292. Since 1992,95% of your cheerios
should have flunked Spanish,Copy !req
293. and I, for one, am not going
to be a part of it anymore.Copy !req
294. Oh, Will, we all know about your
devotion to that dying language.Copy !req
295. Dying language?Copy !req
296. Let me break this down for you, okay?Copy !req
297. I empower my cheerios to be champions.Copy !req
298. Do they go on to college?Copy !req
299. I don't know. I don't care.Copy !req
300. See... should they learn Spanish?Copy !req
301. Sure, if they want to become
dishwashers and gardeners.Copy !req
302. But if they want to be bankers and
lawyers and captains of industry,Copy !req
303. the most important lesson they could
possibly learn is how to do a round-off.Copy !req
304. She is deranged!Copy !req
305. You know what? This all
happened on your watch.Copy !req
306. You have allowed this
to go on for years.Copy !req
307. Say something!Copy !req
308. Oh, ple...Copy !req
309. oh, okay.Copy !req
310. Sue, Will is correct.Copy !req
311. You're wrong.Copy !req
312. What? Thank you.Copy !req
313. From now on, no free passes. That's it!Copy !req
314. there!Copy !req
315. See you in glee club, Sue.Copy !req
316. Don't... touch me.Copy !req
317. That is a lawsuit, mister. I
will Sue your ass!Copy !req
318. What happened to our
little agreement, huh?Copy !req
319. Will I be uploading a certain
video to YouTube this afternoon?Copy !req
320. Anti-embolism stockings
can be purchased...Copy !req
321. oh, Sue. I put it on YouTube myself.Copy !req
322. And it only got two hits.Copy !req
323. let me break it down
for you. Nobody cares!Copy !req
324. no! Not the children!Copy !req
325. move! Move!Copy !req
326. what is this?Copy !req
327. Check it out.Copy !req
328. I came up with a name that I
think would be good for the kid.Copy !req
329. Eyes on your own test, Finn.Copy !req
330. What's up now, Ronnie?Copy !req
331. Anyway, then I read that Gwyneth
Paltrow named her kid Apple,Copy !req
332. and I think that's so cool 'cause
you know how much I love apples, right?Copy !req
333. And so I figured we should name our
kid something more original and poetic.Copy !req
334. Then I came up with the
best baby name of all time.Copy !req
335. Drizzle! Drizzle?Copy !req
336. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
337. 'Cause you know how awesome it is when it's just
drizzling outside, but it's not really raining,Copy !req
338. so it smells like rain, but you
don't need an umbrella to go outside.Copy !req
339. Are you a moron?Copy !req
340. What?Copy !req
341. We're not naming our baby drizzle.Copy !req
342. We're not naming our baby anything.Copy !req
343. Finish your test, Finn.Copy !req
344. Will you give me my test back?Copy !req
345. I just don't understand anything.Copy !req
346. That's not my problem.Copy !req
347. You are so insensitive.Copy !req
348. Bringing up baby names to me when
you know I don't want to keep it.Copy !req
349. I can't keep it.Copy !req
350. I know, but I don't get what
you expect me to do about it.Copy !req
351. Not have an opinion.Copy !req
352. Hey, this is happening to me, too.Copy !req
353. No, it's not.Copy !req
354. You're not the one whose parents will
burn her like a witch if they find out.Copy !req
355. You know, sometimes I wish you
were a little more like Rachel.Copy !req
356. Really?Copy !req
357. Yeah. She cares about my feelings.Copy !req
358. She sticks up for me. She
sticks up for both of us.Copy !req
359. You know that she gave that Jacob
kid a pair of her underpantsCopy !req
360. just to keep him from posting on
his blog about you being pregnant?Copy !req
361. You think she did that for me?Copy !req
362. Just to be a good teammate?Copy !req
363. Yeah. That's what she told me.Copy !req
364. I know some guys cheat on their
wives or pregnant girlfriends.Copy !req
365. Just don't do it with her.Copy !req
366. whoo! Hey-oh, hey-oh where
they at, where they at?Copy !req
367. Where they at, where they at? Where
they at, where they at? Where they at?Copy !req
368. Come on if you wanna go and take
a ride with me we three-wheelin'Copy !req
369. in the four with the gold cvs oh,Copy !req
370. why do I live this way?Copy !req
371. Hey, must be the money in
the club on the late night,Copy !req
372. feel ya right looking trying to spot some
real nice looking for a little shorty I noticedCopy !req
373. so I can take home I can take home she can be
18,18 with an attitude or 19 kind of snotty,Copy !req
374. acting real rude but as long
as you a diggy-diggy, then, girl,Copy !req
375. you know that it's on you know that
it's on I see something coming toward meCopy !req
376. on the dance floor sexy and real slowCopy !req
377. and saying she was beeping
and I dig the last videoCopy !req
378. somewhere that we could
go how could I tell her no?Copy !req
379. Her measurements
were 36-25-34Copy !req
380. I like the way you brush your hair
I like those stylish clothes you wearCopy !req
381. I like the way the light hit the ice and
glare and I can see you moving way over thereCopy !req
382. I miss us all being together.Copy !req
383. I hope we don't get in trouble
for our covert jam session.Copy !req
384. if Sue catches us mingling, we're cooked.Copy !req
385. She told me if I even talked to one of
Mr. Shue's kids that she would shave my head.Copy !req
386. And I just can't rock that look. I mean, even
Justin Timberlake is growing his 'fro back.Copy !req
387. well, we got to go, you guys.Copy !req
388. Miss Sylvester is expecting us in
ten minutes in the dance studio.Copy !req
389. Bye, white people.Copy !req
390. Hey! What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
391. Just s-s-stopping
by to say hello.Copy !req
392. Oh, it's great to see you guys.Copy !req
393. All right, great news, guys.Copy !req
394. Brought the band with me, and I think
that we have our number for sectionals.Copy !req
395. Mr.Sh, we don't like
what this has become.Copy !req
396. Don't you guys see? That
is how Sue wants you to feel.Copy !req
397. Giving up doesn't help anyone but her.Copy !req
398. Look, if it were up to me we would
all perform together at sectionals,Copy !req
399. but it's not up to me anymore, okay?Copy !req
400. Sue's going to do her
song, and we are gonna do ours.Copy !req
401. Sue's kids are singing
about hate, literally.Copy !req
402. So, I thought we would
try a kinder approach.Copy !req
403. All right, Finn and Rachel, come up
here; you're gonna take the leads.Copy !req
404. Oh,I love this song!Copy !req
405. Okay, follow my lead.Copy !req
406. Don't wait for me.Copy !req
407. so much for togetherness.Copy !req
408. Guys, you guys really need
to practice this, all right?Copy !req
409. Night and day, between classes, it
has to be letter-perfect. Okay?Copy !req
410. You got it, Mr. S.Copy !req
411. Of course. Hit it.Copy !req
412. Tell me how I'm supposed to
breathe with no air.. ooh, ooh,Copy !req
413. if I should die before I wakeCopy !req
414. it's 'cause you took my breath away losing
you is like living in a world with no air ohCopy !req
415. I'm here alone, didn't want
to leave my heart won't move,Copy !req
416. it's incomplete wish there was a
way that I could make you understandCopy !req
417. but how do you expect me
to live alone with just me?Copy !req
418. 'Cause my world revolves around
you it's so hard for me to breatheCopy !req
419. now tell me how I'm supposed to breathe
with no air with no air no air can't live,Copy !req
420. can't breathe with no
air whoa, whoa no airCopy !req
421. it's how I feel whenever you ain't thereCopy !req
422. no breathing no breathing no
air got me out here in the water,Copy !req
423. tell me how you gonna be
without me can't be without you,Copy !req
424. baby breathe, no air... so
deep so deep so deepCopy !req
425. baby, yeah no hard for me to breatheCopy !req
426. how tell me how I'm supposed to
breathe with no air no air no, noCopy !req
427. it's how I feel when I know
you ain't there there's no air,Copy !req
428. no air not there got me out
here in the water, so deepCopy !req
429. tell me how you gonna be without me if you ain't
here, I just can't breathe it's no air no air.Copy !req
430. Amazing, guys. Bull's-eye.Copy !req
431. Excuse me. What about us?Copy !req
432. You expect us to just
sway back here like props?Copy !req
433. Say it for me again. Word for word.Copy !req
434. What about us? You expect us to
just sway back here like props?Copy !req
435. Perfect. Then turn to
the other two and say...Copy !req
436. I think Sue was right about him.Copy !req
437. He clearly doesn't like minorities.Copy !req
438. Can you imagine, in this day and
age, being discriminated against?Copy !req
439. My goodness, the pain
you must be feeling.Copy !req
440. So, your last name's Puckerman, huh?Copy !req
441. Shalom.Copy !req
442. Who knew?Copy !req
443. And poor, sweet Brittany.Copy !req
444. Oh, I know the Dutch are
famous for being a cold people,Copy !req
445. but that's no excuse for eating
you like some half-price hookerCopy !req
446. in Amsterdam's famous
red light district.Copy !req
447. Well, all I can say is if you're
serious about leaving Schuester,Copy !req
448. Sue Sylvester's rainbow tent will gladly
protect you from his storm of racism.Copy !req
449. Hey, babe, you home?Copy !req
450. hey, what's for dinner?Copy !req
451. Oh... why don't you get
something from takeout?Copy !req
452. Hey, listen, I don't
expect you start cooking,Copy !req
453. but on nights when you're home first, I think
it's appropriate for you to take care of dinner.Copy !req
454. Wow, you're so forceful.Copy !req
455. What's gotten into you?Copy !req
456. You. You were right.Copy !req
457. I stood up to Sue, and now she is
begging me for mercy. Oh, I feel great!Copy !req
458. And I have you to thank for it.Copy !req
459. I have my moments, huh?Copy !req
460. You're going to have another
one this Friday at 4:00.Copy !req
461. I made an appointment for us with Dr. Wu.Copy !req
462. My obstetrician?Copy !req
463. I'm finally going to get
a look at my little boy.Copy !req
464. Hey, pick whatever you want for dinner.Copy !req
465. Just not Chinese again.Copy !req
466. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
467. Well, now you know how it felt for
me to have my cheerios snatched away.Copy !req
468. I can't do a song with three kids!Copy !req
469. Not with that attitude.Copy !req
470. Look, I'm prepared to cut you a deal.Copy !req
471. You pass my cheerios, and I'll give you
back your team of losers and snot-faucets.Copy !req
472. Sue Sylvester, you're going to have to
pry those "f's from my cold, dead hands.Copy !req
473. Can't wait, pal!Copy !req
474. My job is very stressful.Copy !req
475. After dentists, obstetricians have the highest
rate of suicide among medical professionals.Copy !req
476. Caring for my bonsai relaxes me.Copy !req
477. I had a huge crush on the
karate kid when I was a teenager.Copy !req
478. Can we cut the crap?Copy !req
479. I guess I'm a little curious as to what you
ladies want from me. Neither of you are pregnant.Copy !req
480. Well, Wu, you delivered
all three of my kids.Copy !req
481. Each one is dumber than the last.Copy !req
482. Plus, they all have add and although
my husband nor I have red hair,Copy !req
483. they are all creepy ginger kids.Copy !req
484. It's caused by a recessive gene.Copy !req
485. That's one theory.Copy !req
486. Do you wanna hear mine?Copy !req
487. You gave me too much pitocin when I was
in labor, and it screwed up their dna.Copy !req
488. That's not a theory. You
just made that up.Copy !req
489. Mrs. Schuester, is your sister on some
kind of new psychotropic medication?Copy !req
490. Not that I know of.Copy !req
491. That's offensive.Copy !req
492. Are you all right?Copy !req
493. Here's the deal,Copy !req
494. My husband does the taxes for some very
powerful mid-sized law firms in this town.Copy !req
495. And I'm sure somebody would be more
than happy to take on my lawsuit.Copy !req
496. You'll never win.Copy !req
497. I don't have to win.Copy !req
498. There's only twobs in this town.Copy !req
499. You get even the slightest stink on you,Copy !req
500. and you can bet that a bunch of your
patients will just close on up their legs.Copy !req
501. and walk on over to Dr. ChinCopy !req
502. Okay, this is outrageous.Copy !req
503. What do you want?Copy !req
504. Listen here, treasure-trail, we're
about to have a smackdown.Copy !req
505. I don't want to have a confrontation.Copy !req
506. Don't play stupid with me, stubbles.Copy !req
507. I'm having Finn's baby
and you need to back off.Copy !req
508. I'm asking you as
nicely as I possibly can.Copy !req
509. Leave him alone.Copy !req
510. You're right.Copy !req
511. I've helped you not because
it's the right thing to do,Copy !req
512. but because I had
romantic ulterior motives.Copy !req
513. But just so we're clear, you're
the one who's cheating.Copy !req
514. Excuse me?Copy !req
515. I have on good authority that
you're Sue Sylvester's mole.Copy !req
516. And you can deny it all you
want, but I know it's true.Copy !req
517. I have no idea what
you're talking about.Copy !req
518. Sue's not on your side, Quinn.Copy !req
519. She's not on anyone's side but her own.Copy !req
520. Can you imagine what she's gonna do
once she finds out about your situation?Copy !req
521. She'll probably try to rip off
your uniform with her bare hands.Copy !req
522. Every time you whisper in her ear, you empower
her to do more damage to the glee club.Copy !req
523. And right now, glee club is all you have,Copy !req
524. and if I were you, I'd recognize
who my true friends are.Copy !req
525. Oh, and I'd practice a little bit more.Copy !req
526. Because you obviously have
a lot you need to express.Copy !req
527. Oh, you have no idea.Copy !req
528. Set me free, why don't you, baby?Copy !req
529. Get out my life, why don't you, baby?Copy !req
530. 'Cause you don't really love
me you just keep me hanging onCopy !req
531. you don't really need me
but you keep me hanging onCopy !req
532. why do you keep coming
around playing with my heart?Copy !req
533. Why don't you get out of my
life and let me make a new start?Copy !req
534. Let me get over you the way you've gotten
over me hey, set me free, why don't you, baby?Copy !req
535. Let me be, why don't you, baby?Copy !req
536. 'Cause you don't really love
me you just keep me hanging onCopy !req
537. now you don't really want me
you just keep me hanging onCopy !req
538. you say although we broke up
you still wanna be just friendsCopy !req
539. but how can we still be friends when
seeing you only breaks my heart again?Copy !req
540. And there ain't nothin'
I can do about it.Copy !req
541. Whoa, whoa, whoa set me
free, why don't you, baby?Copy !req
542. Get out my life, why don't you, baby?Copy !req
543. Go on, get out, get out of my life
and let me sleep at night please,Copy !req
544. 'cause you don't really love me you
just keep me hanging on on, on, on...Copy !req
545. all right, everybody, take five.Copy !req
546. we would just like to say that although
we find ourselves on opposite sides,Copy !req
547. we hope you enjoy our number and
we look forward to seeing yours...Copy !req
548. Get on with it!Copy !req
549. Enough with the
jibba-jabba! Sing something!Copy !req
550. Sue, you can't talk to kids that way.Copy !req
551. Tell me how I'm supposed
to breathe with no air?Copy !req
552. All right, that's it. Come on. She had
her chance. Everybody up! We're leaving.Copy !req
553. I'm sorry. Is there a fire?Copy !req
554. No, and that's the
point, there is no fire.Copy !req
555. You know,Copy !req
556. it's sad enough that my "Sues' kids" are
living in squalor and probably on food stamps.Copy !req
557. My dad's a dentist.Copy !req
558. But for you to drag them in here and
bore them to death,I won't stand for it.Copy !req
559. Come on, kids, out. We're
going for conies, my t at.Copy !req
560. All right, that's it!Copy !req
561. Really?Copy !req
562. You know what, Sue?Copy !req
563. You've been pretty honest about your
feelings for me, so let me return the favor.Copy !req
564. You're rude, Sue.Copy !req
565. You have no class, and you
are a Terrible teacher!Copy !req
566. I'll have you know I have my PhD.Copy !req
567. You got it online, Sue!Copy !req
568. You are a failed performer, Will!Copy !req
569. You weren't good enough to
make it in the real world.Copy !req
570. You're not even good enough to run this
stupid little club that nobody cares about.Copy !req
571. Time after time, Will, you fail!Copy !req
572. You spend every waking
moment of your lifeCopy !req
573. figuring out ways to Terrify children to
try to make you feel better about yourself,Copy !req
574. and the fact that you're probably
gonna spend the rest of your life alone!Copy !req
575. How dare you to talk to me like that!Copy !req
576. Don't you even go... Don't
you point your...Copy !req
577. enough!Copy !req
578. I'm sorry Mr. Shue, Ms. Sylvester,Copy !req
579. but if we wanted to
hear mom and dad fight,Copy !req
580. those of us who still have two
parents would just stay home on payday.Copy !req
581. I agree. Glee club is supposed to be fun.Copy !req
582. And furthermore, I don't
like this minority business.Copy !req
583. I may be a strong, proud black
woman, but I'm a lot more than that.Copy !req
584. I'm out.Copy !req
585. M-me, too.Copy !req
586. Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor
to show you how a real storm-out is done.Copy !req
587. I encourage you to follow my lead.Copy !req
588. is that necessary?Copy !req
589. It's nothing I haven't seen before.Copy !req
590. I mean, I am the one who knocked her up.Copy !req
591. Just standard operating procedure.Copy !req
592. you okay, Mr. Schuester?Copy !req
593. You seem upset.Copy !req
594. Just, just a little stressed.Copy !req
595. Bad day at work.Copy !req
596. Will, you're about to see
your child for the first time.Copy !req
597. Can you forget about those
dancing delinquents for one minute?Copy !req
598. You're right. I'm sorry.Copy !req
599. Oh, my parents are gonna kill me
if I don't come home with the DVD.Copy !req
600. Got it right here. All right!Copy !req
601. The gel. Oh! You okay?Copy !req
602. Ooh, that must be cold.Copy !req
603. It's really...Copy !req
604. Sorry about that.
yeah, it's a little cold.Copy !req
605. That's him!Copy !req
606. oh, hold on a sec.Copy !req
607. What?Copy !req
608. Is something wrong with him?Copy !req
609. Well, not exactly.Copy !req
610. This is really embarrassing, but it
appears as if your boy is a girl.Copy !req
611. oh, my god! Did something
happen to his...?Copy !req
612. No, he never had one.Copy !req
613. He's a she.Copy !req
614. Must have misread the first sonogram.Copy !req
615. Sorry about that.Copy !req
616. Honey, I didn't know that having
a boy was so important to youCopy !req
617. it isn't.Copy !req
618. I don't care what she is.Copy !req
619. She's all ours.Copy !req
620. I'm just so... happy.Copy !req
621. No matter whatappens, I want you to remember
at this moment, that we love each other, okay?Copy !req
622. Hey, Sue.Copy !req
623. William, close the door.Copy !req
624. I, uh, wanted to talk to
you about the auditorium.Copy !req
625. Good. I wanted to come to you, too,Copy !req
626. but I have no idea where your
office is. Why don't you have a seat.Copy !req
627. Sure.Copy !req
628. So, I decided to step
down as co-head of glee.Copy !req
629. Really?Copy !req
630. Yeah, it's not for me. It's too fruity.Copy !req
631. I can't stand the sight of kids getting
emotional unless it's from physical exhaustion.Copy !req
632. Yeah, it did get pretty bad in there.Copy !req
633. Oh, yeah. I'd still like to
stay on as consigliore. You know,Copy !req
634. maybe you could show me your set lists before
competitions, just so I not MTV, but still.Copy !req
635. why do I feel like I'm about to fall
through a trapdoor into a pit of fire?Copy !req
636. Because you don't trust me.Copy !req
637. I know my methods are extreme.Copy !req
638. And I know I'm not like
the rest of you hippies,Copy !req
639. caring about the kids' feelings as if
they're real, but I do care about teaching.Copy !req
640. And when I coach them, and they win...Copy !req
641. I win.Copy !req
642. And you know how I feel about winning.Copy !req
643. I do.Copy !req
644. Look, who's to say everything
I do is 100% on the ball?Copy !req
645. No one would say that.Copy !req
646. Probably right.Copy !req
647. But, um, in hindsight...Copy !req
648. you were right to shine the spotlight on
the fact that those kids are minorities.Copy !req
649. Because you're all minorities.Copy !req
650. You are in the glee club.Copy !req
651. Now there are only 12 of you, and
all you have is each other.Copy !req
652. So it doesn't matter that Rachel
is Jewish, or that Finn is...Copy !req
653. unable to tell my rights from my lefts.Copy !req
654. sure.Copy !req
655. Or that Santana is
latina, or that Quinn is...Copy !req
656. pregnant.Copy !req
657. Sorry, Q. It'll be all over the
blogosphere by this afternoon.Copy !req
658. Now everybody knows... including me.Copy !req
659. how could you do that?Copy !req
660. Do you have any idea how much pain
you caused by running that story?Copy !req
661. Sue made me do it.Copy !req
662. This was a particularly interesting
find from today's round of locker checks.Copy !req
663. Are these your droopy
white granny panties, Jacob?Copy !req
664. Are you an "eve" who was born a "Steve"?Copy !req
665. Because if you are, I think there's a special
school that would better address your needs.Copy !req
666. And I think that school is in Thailand.Copy !req
667. Rachel gave them to me so I
wouldn't run the Quinn story.Copy !req
668. What Quinn story?Copy !req
669. Quinn Fabray's preant.Copy !req
670. Not a chance.Copy !req
671. If my head cheerleader was pregnant,Copy !req
672. jeopardizing the very future of my
cheerios and thus my teaching tenure,Copy !req
673. I think she would have come to me.Copy !req
674. Quinn Fabray repects me, would
never lie to me, never.Copy !req
675. I have three sources confirming.Copy !req
676. Please don't expel me.Copy !req
677. I'll kill the story.Copy !req
678. No. Run it.Copy !req
679. I'm sorry, Rachel.Copy !req
680. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
681. Everything's gonna be okay.Copy !req
682. You're not alone together we stand I'll be
by your side you know I'll take your handCopy !req
683. when it gets cold and
it feels like the endCopy !req
684. there's no place to go you
know I won't give in ah... ah...Copy !req
685. no,I won't give in ah-ah... yeah, yeah!Copy !req
686. Keep holding on 'cause you know we'll
make it through we'll make it throughCopy !req
687. just stay strong 'cause you know
I'm here for you, I'm here for youCopy !req
688. there's nothing yay can
s nothing you can sayCopy !req
689. nothing You can do nothing you can do there's
no other way when it comes to the truthCopy !req
690. so keepolding on 'cause you know we'll
make it through we'll make it throughCopy !req
691. hear me when I say, when I say,Copy !req
692. "I believe "nothing's gonna
change, nothing's gonna change destinyCopy !req
693. whatever's meant to be will work
out perfectly" yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
694. keep holding onCopy !req
695. there's nothing you can say nothing you can
say nothing you can do nothing you can doCopy !req
696. there's no other way
when it comes to the truthCopy !req
697. so keep holding on 'cause you
know we'll make it through.Copy !req
698. Re-Sync'd for:
Glee.S01E07.720p. HDTV.X264-DIMENSION
By WheezerTheGeezerCopy !req
699. Go "O"!Copy !req