1. What happened last
Quinn told Finn...Copy !req
2. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
3. But she didn't tell him
that he's not the father.Copy !req
4. - Puck is. Can you believe that?
- What's up, MILF?Copy !req
5. But that's not the only baby drama.Copy !req
6. Terri says she's pregnant, but
really she's faking.Copy !req
7. - And Mr. Shuester doesn't know.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
8. Also, Rachel quit the glee
club because Sue got SandyCopy !req
9. to come back to direct a musical.Copy !req
10. And that's what you missed on...Copy !req
11. William McKinley High
Glee Club INVITATIONALCopy !req
12. A singer in a smoky roomCopy !req
13. A smell of wine and cheap perfumeCopy !req
14. For a smile, they can share the nightCopy !req
15. It goes on and on and on and onCopy !req
16. Quinn, you okay?Copy !req
17. I think she just had a
bad breakfast burrito.Copy !req
18. Can we please talk about the
giant elephant in the room?Copy !req
19. Your sexuality?Copy !req
20. Rachel... we can't do it without her.Copy !req
21. That's not true.Copy !req
22. We may have to layer
Santana and Mercedes overCopy !req
23. Quinn's solo but... we'll be fine.Copy !req
24. Maybe for the invitationals,
but not for the sectionalsCopy !req
25. and certainly not the regionals.Copy !req
26. The wheelchair kid's right.Copy !req
27. That Rachel chick makes me want toCopy !req
28. light myself on fire, but she can sing.Copy !req
29. Rachel left, guys.Copy !req
30. She's gone.Copy !req
31. Now, if we're gonna make this
thing work, we can't look back.Copy !req
32. All right, take five, guys.Copy !req
33. Um, Mr. Shue?Copy !req
34. I don't want to tell you
how to do your job,but, uh...Copy !req
35. with all the dancing
around that Quinn's doing...Copy !req
36. I'm kind of worried about the baby.Copy !req
37. Yeah. Yeah,I get it.Copy !req
38. how about I give Tina a
few of her verses, okay?Copy !req
39. Okay.Copy !req
40. You think you might want toCopy !req
41. tell your mom about what's going on?Copy !req
42. I think I'd rather handle
it myself right now.Copy !req
43. My mom's got enough to worry about.Copy !req
44. How come you haven't
had any morning sickness?Copy !req
45. Quinn Fabray has been
upchucking every 15 minutes.Copy !req
46. Really?Copy !req
47. That's a really good sign.Copy !req
48. That means the baby's not a Mongoloid.Copy !req
49. Well, is it bad that you
haven't been sick then?Copy !req
50. Oh,no,honey,no, no.Copy !req
51. You should ask Howard BambooCopy !req
52. about my Linda Blair impersonationsCopy !req
53. every half hour at work.Copy !req
54. I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this whole Rachel thing.Copy !req
55. Hey. Would you like anything else?Copy !req
56. Another piece of grasshopper pie.Copy !req
57. What, are you going for the record?Copy !req
58. I'm with child.Copy !req
59. Hey, did you go to McKinley High?Copy !req
60. I think I had you in my Spanish class.Copy !req
61. Yeah,like, five years ago.Copy !req
62. I go to Carmel now.Copy !req
63. How is that possible?Copy !req
64. - You must be
22.- Twenty-four.Copy !req
65. I'm a sixth-year senior.Copy !req
66. They keep failing me so I
can stay in Vocal Adrenaline.Copy !req
67. They fail you on purpose?Copy !req
68. - Yeah
- Is that legal?Copy !req
69. I'm the only one who
can do the triple flip.Copy !req
70. Yeah. Hey, how about
that other piece of pie?Copy !req
71. How about it.Copy !req
72. Honey, are you all right?Copy !req
73. Yeah.Copy !req
74. Fine.Copy !req
75. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-Proudly PresentsCopy !req
76. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-YTET-¶¬ÃßµÄÖíCopy !req
77. Glee Season1 Episode5Copy !req
78. So... have I done
something wrong... or...?Copy !req
79. Oh, no. No, no. Absolutely not.Copy !req
80. No,um, actually,Copy !req
81. I've just,um, taken a
special interest in you.Copy !req
82. Look,I know sometimes that life
can come at you pretty fast,Copy !req
83. and,uh, you reach a point where
you might just need a little,Copy !req
84. um, special guidance.Copy !req
85. Has someone told you something
about my personal life?Copy !req
86. No. Mm-mm.Copy !req
87. Can you keep a secret?Copy !req
88. But, you know, there
are very few studentsCopy !req
89. that ever get athletic scholarships.Copy !req
90. Okay? But there are a lot of
schools that give full ridesCopy !req
91. to students who excel in music.Copy !req
92. Students like yourself.Copy !req
93. And I don't know, maybe if you
were able to go to college,Copy !req
94. you wouldn't, say, end
up stuck in this townCopy !req
95. in a dead-end job living hand-
to-mouth with a wife and a kidCopy !req
96. you never intended to have, you know?Copy !req
97. For example. That's just
something off the top of my head.Copy !req
98. So you think if I stuck with GleeCopy !req
99. that I could get a scholarship?Copy !req
100. It's definitely a possibility.Copy !req
101. You know? And if you
did well at regionals,Copy !req
102. maybe you could, um,
generate some interest.Copy !req
103. But we lost Rachel.Do you
think we can do it without her?Copy !req
104. Sure.Copy !req
105. Do you think we can win
regionals without Rachel?Copy !req
106. Well, remember the Jamaican bobsled team?Copy !req
107. Big long shots.Copy !req
108. Definitely.Copy !req
109. But if you're concerned
about your futureCopy !req
110. and,um, those who may be a
part of your future soon,Copy !req
111. um, maybe you could
just give Rachel a talk.Copy !req
112. You know, see if you can
get her to come back.Copy !req
113. How does it feel to be just a sophomoreCopy !req
114. and get the lead in the school musical?Copy !req
115. It's an honor.Copy !req
116. Frankly, one I feel I've earned.Copy !req
117. If there's anything I've learned
in my 16 years on the stage,Copy !req
118. it's that stars are rare,Copy !req
119. and when they're found,
you have to let them shine.Copy !req
120. Show me your bra.Copy !req
121. You mean the one I'm wearing?Copy !req
122. Quid pro quo, Rachel.Copy !req
123. If you want a good review,Copy !req
124. show me your over the
shoulder boulder holder.Copy !req
125. No way. You can't do that.Copy !req
126. My performance will stand on its own.Copy !req
127. Besides, no one reads
the school paper, anyway.Copy !req
128. Oh, but I'll post my
scathing review online.Copy !req
129. You'll be finished on
the high school stage.Copy !req
130. Now, get those sweater puppies
out of their cashmere cage.Copy !req
131. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
132. My Vespa had a flat.Copy !req
133. Give me a minute and I will
be ready for my interview.Copy !req
134. We're actually not gonna
need any quotes from youCopy !req
135. for the article, Mr. Ryerson.Copy !req
136. Do the right thing.Copy !req
137. All the great actresses
take their clothes off.Copy !req
138. Well,I have no problem with nudity.Copy !req
139. Let me tell you about my
planned production of Equus.Copy !req
140. Have you ever hung out at a stable?Copy !req
141. - Hey, what are you doing?
- Nothing. Uh, just...Copy !req
142. getting the star treatment
I didn't get in Glee.Copy !req
143. Totally.Copy !req
144. It's times like this where I
know I've chosen the right path.Copy !req
145. I'm never going back to Glee.Copy !req
146. It's clear my talent is
too big for an ensemble.Copy !req
147. Not gonna get an argument from me.Copy !req
148. I'm not?Copy !req
149. No. You're,like, the most
talented person I know.Copy !req
150. Even more than that guy at the
mall who can juggle chain saws.Copy !req
151. I just wanted to let you knowCopy !req
152. that if you need someone
to run lines with,Copy !req
153. I'm available.Copy !req
154. Th-There is a lot of dialogue.Copy !req
155. I figured...Copy !req
156. we could go somewhere quiet,Copy !req
157. maybe with low lighting and...Copy !req
158. Let me know.Copy !req
159. I could get fired for this.Copy !req
160. She was a student 15 years ago.Copy !req
161. No one is gonna care.Copy !req
162. Okay.Copy !req
163. I
- I knew it.Copy !req
164. She never graduated.Copy !req
165. She-she quit with, like,
three credits to go.Copy !req
166. Yeah,I, um,I saw her
picture in the folder.Copy !req
167. Pretty.Copy !req
168. Pretty?Copy !req
169. April Rhodes was a goddess.Copy !req
170. The most talented performer
in McKinley Glee Club history.Copy !req
171. When she sang,Copy !req
172. it was mesmerizing.Copy !req
173. She was my first crush.Copy !req
174. I was a freshman, she was a senior.Copy !req
175. Wait, hold on, 'cause I thought you saidCopy !req
176. your wife was your first crush.Copy !req
177. Well,yeah, that's because
April didn't even look at me.Copy !req
178. Aw,crap, there's no forwarding address.Copy !req
179. S- So then
you've-you've hadCopy !req
180. feelings for someone
other than your wife.Copy !req
181. Emma,I'd love to play This Is Your Life,Copy !req
182. but Lord Google demands my attention.Copy !req
183. Okay, just wait-wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.Copy !req
184. Um, reaching back into your past isCopy !req
185. a dangerous business, okay?Copy !req
186. People can change.Copy !req
187. They can, um, disappoint you...Copy !req
188. I think I can handle it.Copy !req
189. I thought I could, too. Just
hear me out, hear me out.Copy !req
190. A few years ago, I started
an online flirtationCopy !req
191. with a high school flame Andy.Copy !req
192. Things got weird, and I called it off.Copy !req
193. And two months later...Copy !req
194. Versace was dead.Copy !req
195. Dead.Copy !req
196. Okay.Copy !req
197. April Rhodes... Ohio.Copy !req
198. Oh! She has a MySpace page.Copy !req
199. Oh, God.Copy !req
200. Oh, and here's a link to
her own personal Web site.Copy !req
201. She's online.Copy !req
202. "Hi, April.Copy !req
203. "Not sure if you remember me,Copy !req
204. but my name is Will Schuester. "Copy !req
205. "35 Bontempo Road,
between 2:00 and 3:00.Copy !req
206. Bring buffalo wings. "Copy !req
207. Seemed like the real thingCopy !req
208. Only to findCopy !req
209. Much mistrust, love gone behind...Copy !req
210. April.Copy !req
211. Hello. Are you Will?Copy !req
212. Y
- You remember me?Copy !req
213. Mm. No, but I don't remember breakfast.Copy !req
214. Come on in.Copy !req
215. So, did I sleep with you?Copy !req
216. Uh,I was a freshman when
you were a senior.No.Copy !req
217. So, did I sleep with you?Copy !req
218. NoCopy !req
219. Can I get you a drink?Copy !req
220. I just cracked open a fresh box of wine.Copy !req
221. This is a-a great place you have.Copy !req
222. Uh, looks like you're
doing well for yourself.Copy !req
223. I get about five or six
appointments on a good dayCopy !req
224. from my World Wide Web page,Copy !req
225. so I do okay for myself.Copy !req
226. Why don't you have a
seat, take off that jacket,Copy !req
227. and I'm gonna slip into something
a little more comfortable.Copy !req
228. So, this is a beautiful five-bedroomCopy !req
229. with wood-burning fireplace and...Copy !req
230. You.Copy !req
231. This is the third time this week.Copy !req
232. Who are you? I'm Sandra
with Oakcrest Realty.Copy !req
233. And she is a squatter.Copy !req
234. This is a bank
- owned property.Copy !req
235. The owners foreclosed six months ago.Copy !req
236. Let me just get my vino,Copy !req
237. and I'll be out of your hair.Copy !req
238. - Hold that.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
239. Just...Copy !req
240. Nice place.Copy !req
241. - Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.Copy !req
242. What happened to you, April?Copy !req
243. In high school, you were
really going places.Copy !req
244. You had a voice like a
dream; everyone loved you.Copy !req
245. Oh,I hitched my star to the wrong wagon.Copy !req
246. Me and my high school
sweetheart Vinny were convincedCopy !req
247. we were going to be stars,
so we dropped out of schoolCopy !req
248. and hitchhiked our way to the Broadway.Copy !req
249. Then we ended up in
Cleveland slinging hashCopy !req
250. at Ralph's Bait Shop and Waffle House.Copy !req
251. Then Ralph had an affair with Vinny.Copy !req
252. I had a set of mixed-race twins.Copy !req
253. And those were the good times.Copy !req
254. April... I think your
struggle is really moving.Copy !req
255. And I want to help you
get back on your feet.Copy !req
256. I happen to know that you're onlyCopy !req
257. three credits shy of your diploma.Copy !req
258. I can put you in my Spanish class.Copy !req
259. And...Copy !req
260. I know you're an amazing singer.Copy !req
261. I want you to be in the glee club.Copy !req
262. We'll get you sobered up...Copy !req
263. find you some underwear.Copy !req
264. It's not too late for you, April.Copy !req
265. What do you say?Copy !req
266. introduce you to someone very special.Copy !req
267. This is April Rhodes.Copy !req
268. She's our newest member.Copy !req
269. Wait, so old people
can join Glee Club now?Copy !req
270. Old, huh?Copy !req
271. You guys look like the
world's worst Benetton ad.Copy !req
272. Mr. Schuester,Copy !req
273. this seems like a terrible idea.Copy !req
274. April is a great singer.Copy !req
275. And she never graduated.Copy !req
276. We appreciate what you're trying to do,Copy !req
277. but she's no Rachel.Copy !req
278. Who's Rachel?Copy !req
279. Sh-She's kind of our star.Copy !req
280. Your star, eh?Copy !req
281. - Well, where is she?
- She left.Copy !req
282. To be the lead in Cabaret.Copy !req
283. Hey,Tinkles, give me "Maybe
This Time" in B flat.Copy !req
284. And don't let me catch you snoozing.Copy !req
285. Maybe this time I'll be luckyCopy !req
286. Maybe this time, he'll stayCopy !req
287. Maybe this timeCopy !req
288. For the first timeCopy !req
289. Love won't hurry awayCopy !req
290. He will hold me fastCopy !req
291. I'll be home at lastCopy !req
292. Not a loserCopy !req
293. Anymore Like the last timeCopy !req
294. And the time beforeCopy !req
295. Everybody loves a winnerCopy !req
296. So nobody loved meCopy !req
297. Lady PeacefulCopy !req
298. Lady HappyCopy !req
299. That's what I long to beCopy !req
300. All the odds areCopy !req
301. They're in my favorCopy !req
302. Something's bound to beginCopy !req
303. It's gonna happen Happen sometimeCopy !req
304. Maybe this time,I'll winCopy !req
305. Cause everybodyCopy !req
306. They love a winnerCopy !req
307. So nobody loved meCopy !req
308. Lady PeacefulCopy !req
309. Lady HappyCopy !req
310. That's what I long to beCopy !req
311. All the odds areCopy !req
312. They're in my favorCopy !req
313. Something's bound to give inCopy !req
314. It's gonna happen Happen sometimeCopy !req
315. Maybe this timeCopy !req
316. Maybe this time,I'll win...Copy !req
317. I'll win... Win!Copy !req
318. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.Copy !req
319. So, if I were to say,
"I'm going to MexicoCopy !req
320. for the day," would
I use "por" or "para"?Copy !req
321. April.Copy !req
322. Para.Copy !req
323. Por.Copy !req
324. I guess I better pour
myself another Crantini.Copy !req
325. I'm just kidding.It's hot chocolate.Copy !req
326. All right,remember, guys,
oral reports Wednesday.Copy !req
327. April, can I talk to you for a second?Copy !req
328. I'm sorry, Will.Copy !req
329. The old noodle just
ain't what she used to be.Copy !req
330. I huffed a lot of upholstery
cleaner in the '90s.Copy !req
331. Look, April,Copy !req
332. I've been,uh, talking to the glee kids,Copy !req
333. and, um,I think they're still not
so sure about having you around.Copy !req
334. You draw a lot of attention to yourself.Copy !req
335. And they're embarrassed enough as it is.Copy !req
336. So do you think you could maybeCopy !req
337. take some time and try to win them over?Copy !req
338. Yeah.Copy !req
339. Mm, smells like my Aunt Mildred.Copy !req
340. Just drink it.Copy !req
341. With a bit of an afterburny taste.Copy !req
342. Oh, good Chablis should
always have a little bite.Copy !req
343. Now,a few swigs of that
every day before school,Copy !req
344. and you'll have all the
courage you need to be yourself.Copy !req
345. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
346. That's fantastic.Copy !req
347. Mm, so is my primo collection
of vintage muscle magazines.Copy !req
348. Want them?Copy !req
349. Mr. Schuester, I changed my mind.Copy !req
350. April should stay.Copy !req
351. I worship her.Copy !req
352. I c-can't do this.Copy !req
353. I don't understand why we're
doing this in the first place.Copy !req
354. Your lack of imagination astounds me.Copy !req
355. This is only the beginning.Copy !req
356. If you can master this,Copy !req
357. you can sneak anything out
of a store between your knees.Copy !req
358. Shoes, prom dresses.Copy !req
359. I once got a cake out of
a kid's birthday party.Copy !req
360. With the candles still lit.Copy !req
361. Are you sure?Copy !req
362. She can stay.Copy !req
363. T-
T-Totally.Copy !req
364. What good is sitting Alone in your roomCopy !req
365. This is terrible.Copy !req
366. - Come hear the music play
- This is a disasterCopy !req
367. - Life is a cabaret
- I'm gonna barf.Copy !req
368. - Old chum
- BoringCopy !req
369. - Come to the cabaret
- No,no,no,no, no!Copy !req
370. I don't know what you want.Copy !req
371. Well,I know what I don't want.Copy !req
372. And it is all of this.Copy !req
373. When I gave you this part, I
thought you could handle it,Copy !req
374. but clearly you can't.Copy !req
375. What this show needsCopy !req
376. is a star with a little
bit more maturity.Copy !req
377. I know what you're trying to do.Copy !req
378. You're trying to get me to
quit, so you can be the star.Copy !req
379. Well, it won't work.Copy !req
380. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
381. I'll say.Copy !req
382. - I'm sleeping with him.
- So am I.Copy !req
383. This play's weird.Copy !req
384. That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.Copy !req
385. You're a really good actor, Finn.Copy !req
386. Maybe you should consider
joining the musical.Copy !req
387. I'm pretty devoted to Glee.Copy !req
388. I don't think I could
just walk away from it.Copy !req
389. I know how hard it was for you.Copy !req
390. But I could justify doing
both if you came back.Copy !req
391. But we both know
that's not gonna happen.Copy !req
392. Do you know what we should do?Copy !req
393. Elope?Copy !req
394. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
395. We should go bowling.Copy !req
396. You're always so stressed
out about the play.Copy !req
397. You just need to loosen up.Copy !req
398. I always go bowling
whenever I'm worked upCopy !req
399. about a big game or something.Copy !req
400. Just us?Copy !req
401. Yeah.Copy !req
402. Yeah, that-that-that
would be great.Copy !req
403. I
- I am really stressed out.Copy !req
404. But that's the price
you pay for being a star.Copy !req
405. Don't I know it.Copy !req
406. Hey, achel.Copy !req
407. April Rhodes, Rachel Berry.Copy !req
408. Hey, can you give us the room, Rachel?Copy !req
409. We need to teach April the cues
for "Don't Stop Believing. "Copy !req
410. Wait, she's singing the female lead?Copy !req
411. Wait, she's in the glee club?Copy !req
412. She's... ancient.Copy !req
413. Talent doesn't age, sweetheart.Copy !req
414. That's Rachel's part, Mr. Shue.Copy !req
415. Well, Rachel's not in
the glee club anymore.Copy !req
416. Thanks, Finn.Copy !req
417. Rachel...Copy !req
418. We're all really
excited to see the play.Copy !req
419. Make sure you save us
a seat in the front row.Copy !req
420. Me,me,me,me,me,me, meCopy !req
421. You,you,you,you,you,you, youCopy !req
422. KurtCopy !req
423. Hi.Copy !req
424. Kurt,I'm a girl who knows her solvents,Copy !req
425. and your breath smells
like rubbing alcohol.Copy !req
426. Oh, Bambi.Copy !req
427. I cried so hard when those
hunters shot your mommy.Copy !req
428. Hey, Em. Just trying to figure
out the set list for Saturday.Copy !req
429. I just got back from the emergency room.Copy !req
430. Had them give me four
decontamination showers.Copy !req
431. I think they call that
"the full Silkwood. "Copy !req
432. What happened?Copy !req
433. Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me.Copy !req
434. Not really fessing up to how
he got the booze just yet,Copy !req
435. but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake ID,Copy !req
436. because he looks like
an 11-year-old milkmaid.Copy !req
437. Will,I think it was April.Copy !req
438. Her backpack's always
clinking with empties.Copy !req
439. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
440. I
- I will,I'll talk to him.Copy !req
441. Okay.Copy !req
442. I'm, um,Copy !req
443. I'm a little bit worriedCopy !req
444. about the glee club.Copy !req
445. So am I.I mean...Copy !req
446. if we don't place at
regionals, it-it's all over.Copy !req
447. We have obligations as teachers, Will,Copy !req
448. to give kids opportunities
for growth and enrichment.Copy !req
449. With April in Glee,Copy !req
450. you're taking away a
kid's chance to grow,Copy !req
451. and you're giving it to someoneCopy !req
452. whose brain is soaked in corn booze.Copy !req
453. April's not finished, Emma.Copy !req
454. And if Glee's gonna win,I need
to give her a second chance.Copy !req
455. She is a talented performerCopy !req
456. and I really think that
the kids are going to learnCopy !req
457. a lot of valuable technique from her.Copy !req
458. Okay.Copy !req
459. But I think you need to think about...Copy !req
460. why you're doing thisCopy !req
461. and what you're willing
to sacrifice to get it.Copy !req
462. You...Copy !req
463. suck!Copy !req
464. Rough day at the office, cookie?Copy !req
465. I've just got a lot on my plate.Copy !req
466. It's not easy being in the spotlight.Copy !req
467. It's the difficult road I've chosen.Copy !req
468. Yeah.Copy !req
469. I know that song, sister.Copy !req
470. Um, do you have any NyQuil?Copy !req
471. I could use a
little pick-me-up.Copy !req
472. No.Copy !req
473. These high school boys are a
lot hotter than they used to be.Copy !req
474. That Finn Hudson is one
cutie pie I gots my eye on.Copy !req
475. Finn's taken, April.Copy !req
476. Yeah, well, some guys likeCopy !req
477. a little somethin'
- somethin' on the side.Copy !req
478. I think your behavior
is totally inappropriateCopy !req
479. and your presence in this
school is a complete travesty.Copy !req
480. What you choose to do with
your life is your own business,Copy !req
481. but don't go around
screwing up everyone else's.Copy !req
482. I'm not afraid of you, sweetie.Copy !req
483. There was a time when I was
the biggest star around here.Copy !req
484. And now that I've got that back...Copy !req
485. I'm never letting it go.Copy !req
486. Do I have to put my
fingers in the holes?Copy !req
487. Couldn't there be diseases
in there or something?Copy !req
488. Oh, no. Ball sharing's
all part of the fun.Copy !req
489. Here, use the pink one.Copy !req
490. Pink's your favorite color, right?Copy !req
491. Now what?Copy !req
492. Follow my lead.Copy !req
493. Okay, so...Copy !req
494. Just look at the pins.Copy !req
495. Nice and straight.Copy !req
496. You sure this is your first time?Copy !req
497. Oh, ho-ho! April!Copy !req
498. You see what you can
accomplish when you're sober?Copy !req
499. Sober? I'm rolling on a
fistful of horse tranquilizers.Copy !req
500. I can't feel my lips.Copy !req
501. Oh, you know...Copy !req
502. I think I'm going to keep these shoes.Copy !req
503. April...Copy !req
504. I brought you here because
I need to talk to you.Copy !req
505. Okay.Copy !req
506. I'm concerned that you're a
bad influence on the glee club.Copy !req
507. I can't have you around
if you're going to continueCopy !req
508. to encourage them to make bad choices.Copy !req
509. you're right, Will.Copy !req
510. As of right now,I'm back on the wagon.Copy !req
511. Really?Copy !req
512. That's great.Copy !req
513. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
514. I was in awe of you in high school.Copy !req
515. I mean, of all the roads I
never traveled in my life,Copy !req
516. the one I regret the most was never...Copy !req
517. getting the chance to sing with you.Copy !req
518. Really?Copy !req
519. Yeah. I mean, that's how
you get better, you know?Copy !req
520. Singing with people
who are better than you.Copy !req
521. You really thought that much of me?Copy !req
522. April...Copy !req
523. You are the reason I joined Glee Club.Copy !req
524. No...Copy !req
525. So, your dream was always
to sing with me, huh?Copy !req
526. Yeah.Copy !req
527. Well,then, come on.Copy !req
528. - What?
- Come on!Copy !req
529. Hey,April, karaoke's on Wednesdays...Copy !req
530. tonight's bingo.Copy !req
531. Shut your gravy hole, Barry.Copy !req
532. Hey, guys,Copy !req
533. uh, happy gambling.Copy !req
534. Here we go.Copy !req
535. I hear the ticking of the clockCopy !req
536. I'm lying here, the room's pitch darkCopy !req
537. I wonder where you are tonightCopy !req
538. No answer on the telephoneCopy !req
539. And the night goes by so very slowCopy !req
540. Oh,I hope that it won't end, though AloneCopy !req
541. Till now,I always got by on my ownCopy !req
542. I never really cared until I met youCopy !req
543. And now it chills me to the boneCopy !req
544. How do I get you aloneCopy !req
545. How do I get you aloneCopy !req
546. How do I get you aloneCopy !req
547. How do I get you aloneCopy !req
548. AloneCopy !req
549. This is really good pizza.Copy !req
550. Yeah. I think they import the pepperoniCopy !req
551. from,like, Michigan or something.Copy !req
552. How's Glee?Copy !req
553. Oh,well, everybody misses you.Copy !req
554. They miss my talent.Copy !req
555. No, no. We're your friends.Copy !req
556. We just miss having you around.Copy !req
557. I love Glee,I just...Copy !req
558. don't see the point
in wasting my energiesCopy !req
559. on someplace that I'm not appreciated.Copy !req
560. I appreciate you.Copy !req
561. It's your last ball.Copy !req
562. Just like the first time,Copy !req
563. but better.Copy !req
564. Come back to Glee.Copy !req
565. What about Quinn?Copy !req
566. I don't know what's going
to happen in the future.Copy !req
567. I just know that I want to
spend more time with you now.Copy !req
568. I'll-I'll have to quit the play.Copy !req
569. I'll do it!Copy !req
570. Maybe Quinn is There's
a lactose intolerant.Copy !req
571. That doesn't explain all the crying.Copy !req
572. Maybe she just doesn't like the group.Copy !req
573. Are you all that stupid?Copy !req
574. Seriously?Copy !req
575. I bet you thought Bert and
Ernie were just roommates.Copy !req
576. Maybe Quinn's got one in the oven.Copy !req
577. Who's the baby's daddy?Copy !req
578. Who do you think?Copy !req
579. Finn.Copy !req
580. Yes, you've heard right...
I am returning to Glee Club.Copy !req
581. In lieu of flowers,
please send all donationsCopy !req
582. to a socially conscious
charity of your choice.Copy !req
583. This is a hot damn mess.Copy !req
584. Oh, my God.Copy !req
585. Uh,I'm sorry; I thought
I'd be welcomed backCopy !req
586. with a tad more enthusiasm.Copy !req
587. Sorry, Glee Club has just been
rocked with its first scandal.Copy !req
588. Quinn's knocked up.Copy !req
589. And the baby daddy?Copy !req
590. Finn.Copy !req
591. I just wanted to drop off the
application for that scholarshipCopy !req
592. you were telling me about.Copy !req
593. I got Rachel to come back to Glee,Copy !req
594. so,I figure we have a real shot at it.Copy !req
595. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
596. See what you can accomplish
when you set your mind to it?Copy !req
597. Finn!Copy !req
598. You're a liar.Copy !req
599. Why didn't you tell
me Quinn was pregnant?Copy !req
600. - Who told you?
- Everyone knows but me.Copy !req
601. I'm the only fool who went out
with you and let you kiss me,Copy !req
602. thinking you actually
had feelings for me.Copy !req
603. But I-I do.Copy !req
604. Look, yeah,I haven't been
totally honest with you,Copy !req
605. but that's different than lying.Copy !req
606. Well, maybe it's not that
much different, but...Copy !req
607. but look,I need to get
a music scholarship,Copy !req
608. so I can go to college,Copy !req
609. so I can get a good job,
so I can take care of my kidCopy !req
610. and I can't do that if you
don't come back to Glee Club.Copy !req
611. You should take it as a compliment.Copy !req
612. You could have just been honest with me.Copy !req
613. Look,I know what I did was wrong.Copy !req
614. I get that, but... that kiss was real.Copy !req
615. Whatever it was, it ruined any chanceCopy !req
616. of me ever coming back to Glee.Copy !req
617. I hope you have fun
playing house with QuinnCopy !req
618. while you languish in
your little ensemble,Copy !req
619. but my dreams are bigger than thatCopy !req
620. and they're bigger than you.Copy !req
621. Miss Sylvester.Copy !req
622. We need to talk.Copy !req
623. If you'd like to to
return to the musical,Copy !req
624. changes need to be made.Copy !req
625. Well, Rachel, I couldn't
agree with you more.Copy !req
626. You know, when I heard Sandy
wanted to write himselfCopy !req
627. into a scene as Queen Cleopatra,Copy !req
628. I was aroused, then furious.Copy !req
629. I hereby grant you
complete artistic control.Copy !req
630. Congratulations, kiddo.Copy !req
631. You now have everything
you could possibly want.Copy !req
632. Isn't it a great feeling?Copy !req
633. The house is packed... you guys
are going to kick butt tonight.Copy !req
634. Your first performance in
front of a real audience.Copy !req
635. I can't wait. You guys
are going to love it.Copy !req
636. - Where-Where's
April?- Yee-haw!Copy !req
637. Right on cue, as usual.Copy !req
638. Hey, roller-boy. Handsome.Copy !req
639. Oh,I like that color.Copy !req
640. Have you been working on
the, uh, moves we talked...Copy !req
641. You've got something
right there, on your...Copy !req
642. Honk!Copy !req
643. - There's my boy.
- Are you drunk?Copy !req
644. You promised me you'd sober up for this.Copy !req
645. When? Last night?Copy !req
646. Well,I was drunk. You
can't hold me to that.Copy !req
647. Hit it, knuckles.Copy !req
648. April Rhodes almost ran me over
in the parking lot just now, Will.Copy !req
649. You can't let her go
on in her condition.Copy !req
650. There is an auditorium full of
people waiting to see us performCopy !req
651. and if she doesn't go
on, none of the kids can.Copy !req
652. Wow. It's really great how
committed you are to these kids.Copy !req
653. Now, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
654. please welcome McKinley
High School's New Directions.Copy !req
655. Last night,I got served
a little bit too muchCopy !req
656. Of that poison, babyCopy !req
657. Last night,I did things I'm not proud ofCopy !req
658. And I got a little crazyCopy !req
659. Last night,I met a
guy on the dance floorCopy !req
660. And I let him call me babyCopy !req
661. And I don't even know his last nameCopy !req
662. Oh, my mama would be so ashamedCopy !req
663. It started
off,"Hey,cutie, where you from?Copy !req
664. And then it turned
into,"Oh,no, what have I doneCopy !req
665. And I don't even know his last nameCopy !req
666. We left the club right
around 3:00 in the morningCopy !req
667. His Pinto sitting
there in the parking lotCopy !req
668. Well, it should have been a warningCopy !req
669. I had no clue what I was getting intoCopy !req
670. So I blame it on the CuervoCopy !req
671. I don't even know my last nameCopy !req
672. And my mama would be so ashamedCopy !req
673. Yeah,yeah,yeah, yeahCopy !req
674. Don't even know my last name Oh, yeah.Copy !req
675. I need to talk to you.Copy !req
676. Sorry. Baby had to tinkle.Copy !req
677. - Come on. Act two.
- No,I can't let you go back out there.Copy !req
678. You broke a promise.Copy !req
679. You're right.Copy !req
680. It's a great moment for me,
but it didn't feel right.Copy !req
681. I don't belong up there.Copy !req
682. But everybody deserves their momentCopy !req
683. in the spotlight, you know, to shine?Copy !req
684. Oh,I got that standing ovation, Will.Copy !req
685. And it felt amazing.Copy !req
686. Like every bad decision I'd
ever made just went away.Copy !req
687. I was back in the game.Copy !req
688. But then I look over and I see
these sweet faces of these kidsCopy !req
689. and I think...Copy !req
690. "I'm hogging their sunshine.Copy !req
691. It's their turn now, not yours. "Copy !req
692. They're so lucky to have you, Will,Copy !req
693. because you won't let
what happened to meCopy !req
694. ever happen to any of them.Copy !req
695. So, where you gonna go?Copy !req
696. Well, um...Copy !req
697. I'm going to straighten up.Copy !req
698. Maybe try to find a new dream.Copy !req
699. You know,I always loved the Broadway.Copy !req
700. "The Broadway"?Copy !req
701. Do you think there's a part out thereCopy !req
702. for a washed-up
has-been like me?Copy !req
703. April, you are not washed-up.Copy !req
704. And hey, there's always Branson.Copy !req
705. Will,Will, Will.Copy !req
706. Thank you.Copy !req
707. No,no, no.Copy !req
708. Thank you.Copy !req
709. Branson, eh?Copy !req
710. They loved us! We're a hit.Copy !req
711. Wh-Wh-Where's
April?Copy !req
712. You were right, Mr. Shue.Copy !req
713. She'd massacre Mariah in a diva-off.Copy !req
714. April is amazing.Copy !req
715. But she's not in the glee club anymore.Copy !req
716. It...Copy !req
717. I, uh...Copy !req
718. I screwed up bringing her here.Copy !req
719. It was about me and Glee Club
is supposed to be about you guys.Copy !req
720. You don't need her to be great.Copy !req
721. But we need her for the second act.Copy !req
722. I'll just have to go out thereCopy !req
723. and tell them we had
to cut the show short.Copy !req
724. Hey, guys.Copy !req
725. You were great.Copy !req
726. Don't worry.Copy !req
727. There will be other performances.Copy !req
728. Excuse me?Copy !req
729. I think I might have a solution.Copy !req
730. In show business, when
a star can't perform,Copy !req
731. her understudy steps in.Copy !req
732. I'd be happy to go in
for April, if you'd let me.Copy !req
733. Since when are you willing
to be an understudy?Copy !req
734. Since I quit the play.Copy !req
735. Really? Why?Copy !req
736. I realized being a
star didn't make me feelCopy !req
737. as special as being your friend.Copy !req
738. If I'd let you down when
you needed me the most,Copy !req
739. I'd never forgive myself.Copy !req
740. I know all the words to the song.Copy !req
741. You don't know the choreography.Copy !req
742. Then we're going to have to
give her a lot of help out there.Copy !req
743. Go get in your costume.Copy !req
744. CanCopy !req
745. AnybodyCopy !req
746. Find meCopy !req
747. Somebody to loveCopy !req
748. Each morning I get up,I die a littleCopy !req
749. Can barely stand on my feetCopy !req
750. Take a look, take a lookCopy !req
751. Take a look in the mirror And cry,Copy !req
752. "Lord, what you doing to me?Copy !req
753. I spent all my years believing youCopy !req
754. But I just can't get no reliefCopy !req
755. LordSomebody,oh, somebodyCopy !req
756. Can anybody find me?Copy !req
757. Somebody to love Someone to loveCopy !req
758. Got no feet,I got no rhythmCopy !req
759. I just keep losing my beatCopy !req
760. You just keep losingCopy !req
761. I'm okay,I'm all right It's all rightCopy !req
762. I ain't gonna face no defeatCopy !req
763. I just got to get out
of this prison cellCopy !req
764. Someday I'm gonna be freeCopy !req
765. LordCopy !req
766. Find me somebody to loveCopy !req
767. Find me somebody to loveCopy !req
768. Find me somebody to loveCopy !req
769. Me... oh,oh, oh Find me somebody to loveCopy !req
770. Find me somebody to loveCopy !req
771. Find me somebody to loveCopy !req
772. Find me somebody to loveCopy !req
773. Oh Somebody, somebody Somebody, somebodyCopy !req
774. Find me, find meCopy !req
775. Find me somebody to loveCopy !req
776. Can anybody find meCopy !req
777. Somebody to loveCopy !req
778. Oh, oh... Find me somebody to loveCopy !req
779. Somebody find me Find meCopy !req
780. Somebody Find meCopy !req
781. Somebody find meCopy !req
782. Somebody to loveCopy !req
783. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-Proudly PresentsCopy !req
784. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-YTET-¶¬ÃßµÄÖíCopy !req
785. Glee Season1 Episode5Copy !req