1. Dad... you're home early.Copy !req
2. Deadliest Catch is on.Copy !req
3. What are you wearing?Copy !req
4. It's a unitard.Copy !req
5. Guys wear them to, uh, work out nowadays.Copy !req
6. Do sports.Copy !req
7. They wick sweat from the body.Copy !req
8. F-Football.Copy !req
9. Yeah, all the guys in football wear them.Copy !req
10. They're jock-chic.Copy !req
11. Totally. Kurt's on the football team now.Copy !req
12. He's the kicker. That's the
smallest guy on the field, right?Copy !req
13. Yeah.Copy !req
14. Yeah, Brit and Tina were just helping
me with some conditioning work.Copy !req
15. Really?Copy !req
16. You know, I played in JC,Copy !req
17. Before I busted up my knee
popping wheelies on my dirt bike.Copy !req
18. Cool.Copy !req
19. I guess we'll have
something to talk about, then.Copy !req
20. So one of you two his girlfriend?Copy !req
21. But I'm not ready to
be exclusive just yet.Copy !req
22. All right, just keep the music down.Copy !req
23. I can't hear myself think up there.Copy !req
24. Hey, Kurt?Copy !req
25. Be sure to get me a
ticket to your first game.Copy !req
26. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-Proudly PresentsCopy !req
27. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-YTET-♪¬ÃßµÄÖíCopy !req
28. Glee Season1 Episode04Copy !req
29. You're doing great, baby.Copy !req
30. Just keep breathing.Copy !req
31. No, no, no.Copy !req
32. Giving birth is not like
how it is in the movies.Copy !req
33. It is bloody and bestial.Copy !req
34. And you get poop all
over your cowboy boots.Copy !req
35. Well, I'm just trying to be supportive.Copy !req
36. Oh, Will, this isn't about you.Copy !req
37. I'm sorry, Kendra.Copy !req
38. When was I making it about me?Copy !req
39. You have to be liked, Will.Copy !req
40. You're nice and supportive, and
you avoid conflict.Copy !req
41. Your wife is going to
be pushing a watermelonCopy !req
42. out of her boy-howdy in five months.Copy !req
43. She doesn't need nice.Copy !req
44. She needs dolomite.Copy !req
45. I can be tough.Copy !req
46. Of course you can, sweetie.Copy !req
47. Okay, why don't you come on down here,Copy !req
48. I'm going to show you how to rub theCopy !req
49. gas bubbles out of your wife's stomach.Copy !req
50. - Okay.
- Oh, no, wait!Copy !req
51. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
52. You'll like it. Phil still
does it to me, feels great.Copy !req
53. I don't want him touching my stomach.Copy !req
54. I mean, maybe he would bruise the baby.Copy !req
55. - Oh.
- What?Copy !req
56. Yeah.Copy !req
57. Honey, would you make me a BLT?Copy !req
58. Sure, uh, I'm...Copy !req
59. It's going to take a few minutes, though.Copy !req
60. - That's okay.
- All right. Be right back.Copy !req
61. Make me one, too, but hold the tomato.Copy !req
62. Okay.Copy !req
63. - And the lettuce.
- Okay.Copy !req
64. I can't do this.Copy !req
65. Oh, honey, don't worry about it.Copy !req
66. You're going to have an epidural.Copy !req
67. I'm just making it sound worse
than it is to make him feel guilty.Copy !req
68. And then you have him by the
balls for the rest of your life.Copy !req
69. Kendra, if I told you something,Copy !req
70. would you promise not to
tell anybody, not even Phil?Copy !req
71. Oh, my god.Copy !req
72. - Is the baby black?
- No.Copy !req
73. The doctor said it's
a hysterical pregnancy.Copy !req
74. I can't tell Will.Copy !req
75. I can't.Copy !req
76. He already has one foot out the door.Copy !req
77. This baby's the only
reason he's still here.Copy !req
78. What do you think he's going to
do when he finds out you lied?Copy !req
79. Oh, god, I don't know.Copy !req
80. I gotta tell him the truth.Copy !req
81. I've got to tell him and I've
got to deal with the consequences.Copy !req
82. - Are you insane?
- What?Copy !req
83. Dishonesty is food to a marriage.Copy !req
84. It will die without it.Copy !req
85. - Oh, Kendra...
- Stop being so emotional.Copy !req
86. Okay.Copy !req
87. The solution is clear.Copy !req
88. We're going to have to get you a baby.Copy !req
89. Hey, guys.Copy !req
90. Hope I'm not intruding.Copy !req
91. No, not at all.Copy !req
92. Oh, um, so get this.Copy !req
93. You know how I'm kind of like
a local news junkie, right?Copy !req
94. Isn't that kind of depressing?Copy !req
95. Oh, no. It's kind of like a,Copy !req
96. like a horror film, you know?Copy !req
97. It's drug recalls and poison toysCopy !req
98. africanized bees, that was terrible...Copy !req
99. That's because disasters freak you out,Copy !req
100. yet fascinate you at
the same time, sweetie.Copy !req
101. So you like the local news,Copy !req
102. because this way you can experience
them from the safety of your condo.Copy !req
103. An-anyway, yeah.Copy !req
104. Um, they just finished this story
on this zoo mauling, you know, and,Copy !req
105. um, you'll never guess who came on next.Copy !req
106. Well, let's see what's going on now withCopy !req
107. local champion cheerleading
coach Sue SylvesterCopy !req
108. in a brand-new segment
call "Sue's Corner.Copy !req
109. Take it away, Sue.Copy !req
110. Thanks, Rod.Copy !req
111. AndA.Copy !req
112. You know, caning has fallen out
of fashion in the United States.Copy !req
113. But ask anyone who's safely walked
the immaculate sidewalks of SingaporeCopy !req
114. after winning an international
cheerleading competition,Copy !req
115. and they'll tell you one thing.Copy !req
116. Caning works.Copy !req
117. And I think it's about time we
did a little more of it right here.Copy !req
118. And to all those naysayers
out there who say,Copy !req
119. "That's illegal's "You can't strike
children on their bare buttocks"Copy !req
120. "with razor-sharp bamboo sticks,"Copy !req
121. well, to them, I say, "Yes, we cane."Copy !req
122. And that's how Sue sees it.Copy !req
123. They gave her a segment on the local news.Copy !req
124. Why?Copy !req
125. Well, because being a local
celebrity who's been written up twiceCopy !req
126. on the sports page of USA
Today has its perks, William.Copy !req
127. Hey, pal, you want to pull
that chair out for me?Copy !req
128. My hand's still sore
from signing autographsCopy !req
129. down at the donut hole this morning.Copy !req
130. Brought you some holes
I couldn't finish.Copy !req
131. Oh, and, uh, FYI, the overnights
were through the roof.Copy !req
132. you don't know what that
means, do you,"overnights"?Copy !req
133. Well, that's lingo for overnight ratings,Copy !req
134. which shows us leading
among 18-to-49 year olds,Copy !req
135. making WOHN Western Ohio's
number one local newscast.Copy !req
136. "Wow" is the word, Alma.Copy !req
137. You know, I wasn't
always in the spotlight.Copy !req
138. But I didn't want to
end up stuck at a lousyCopy !req
139. high school wrestling
with mental illness.Copy !req
140. Or 40 and single,Copy !req
141. Coaching the worst football
team in the history of our state.Copy !req
142. Or having to go to the salon
every week to have my hair permed.Copy !req
143. I didn't want to have
to do that to myself.Copy !req
144. So, I sent out my resume,Copy !req
145. and I am so happy to tell you
that I am busting out of my box.Copy !req
146. I'd love to stay and chat, but
I got a satellite interview.Copy !req
147. That's lingo, again, for an interviewCopy !req
148. via satellite.Copy !req
149. Excuse me, this isn't the right key.Copy !req
150. No, that's actually the right key.Copy !req
151. This is the alto part.Copy !req
152. Yep.Copy !req
153. Tina's doing the solo.Copy !req
154. I-I'm sorry. There must
be some sort of mix-up.Copy !req
155. I thought I made it
very clear that anythingCopy !req
156. from west side story goes to me.Copy !req
157. Maria is my part.Copy !req
158. Natalie Wood was a Jew, you know.Copy !req
159. I've had a very deep, personal connection
to this role since the age of one.Copy !req
160. Well, I'm trying to shake things
up a bit, get us out of our boxes.Copy !req
161. You're trying to punish me.Copy !req
162. I think you're being irritational.Copy !req
163. I think you're being unfair.Copy !req
164. I think you're being unfair to Tina,Copy !req
165. who might've been happy
about getting her first solo.Copy !req
166. Tina knows how much I respect her,Copy !req
167. and I think she would agree with me thatCopy !req
168. she's not ready for such
an iconic role as Maria.Copy !req
169. Wait.Copy !req
170. I'm a jet?Copy !req
171. The more times she storms out of
rehearsal, the less impact it has.Copy !req
172. Congratulations, Tina.Copy !req
173. This is going well.Copy !req
174. Finn?Copy !req
175. I needed to ask you something.Copy !req
176. Thanks, but I already
have a date to the prom.Copy !req
177. But I'm flattered.Copy !req
178. I know how important
dances are to teen gays.Copy !req
179. I'm not gay.Copy !req
180. I just...Copy !req
181. I needed a favor.Copy !req
182. This is not that
difficult, gentlemen, let's go.Copy !req
183. Just relax, okay?Copy !req
184. Remember what I told you:Copy !req
185. Keep your eye on the
ball, don't try to aim it.Copy !req
186. Okay, put your helmet on.Copy !req
187. It'll mess up my hair.Copy !req
188. Put your... put your helmet on, okay?Copy !req
189. God...Copy !req
190. Good, red's your color.Copy !req
191. Thank you for helping me with this, Finn.Copy !req
192. You're really cool.Copy !req
193. Well, I figure, the more crossover
between Glee and football,Copy !req
194. the easier my life's going to be.Copy !req
195. Whoa, whoa, where are you going?Copy !req
196. To get my music ready.Copy !req
197. Are you nuts? You can't use that.Copy !req
198. But we did when we were rehearsing.Copy !req
199. Practicing and no one was around.Copy !req
200. Look, do you know how much interference
I had to run with these guysCopy !req
201. just to get you this tryout?Copy !req
202. If you do it your
way, they're going to kill you.Copy !req
203. My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé.Copy !req
204. If I don't warm it up
right, it doesn't rise.Copy !req
205. If I'm doing this, I'm doing it my way.Copy !req
206. So are you two an item now, or...?Copy !req
207. He doesn't belong here.Copy !req
208. You joined Acafellas. What's
the difference?Copy !req
209. I'm a stud, dude.Copy !req
210. I can wear a dress to school, and
people think it's cool.Copy !req
211. Everybody take a knee.Copy !req
212. Six games.Copy !req
213. Our kicker, Mr. Langanthal,Copy !req
214. is zero for 12 in field goal attempts.Copy !req
215. As most of you
statistically-minded people know,Copy !req
216. that sucks!Copy !req
217. So, Mr. Langanthal will thusly nowCopy !req
218. be in charge of hydration services.Copy !req
219. The next player that can get a footballCopy !req
220. between those uprights will get his job.Copy !req
221. Hi. I'm Kurt Hummel,Copy !req
222. and I'll be auditioning
for the role of kicker.Copy !req
223. That was good, right?Copy !req
224. - Yeah. Yeah.
- That's good?Copy !req
225. Can you do that with a game on the lineCopy !req
226. and ten gorillas bearing down on youCopy !req
227. who want nothing more than to
taste your sweet, virgin blood?Copy !req
228. Hmm, sounds like fun.Copy !req
229. Can I have my music?Copy !req
230. You kick like that, you can
wear a tutu, for all I care.Copy !req
231. Gentlemen!Copy !req
232. We have found ourselves a kicker!Copy !req
233. More mail for you, Sue.Copy !req
234. But I think there might be some...Copy !req
235. some hate mail mixed in from
your editorial on littering.Copy !req
236. Well, Mr. McClung, your station
didn't hire me because I was yella.Copy !req
237. Not everyone's going to have the
walnuts to take a pro-littering stance,Copy !req
238. but I will not rest until every inch
of our fair state is covered in garbage.Copy !req
239. That's why I pay taxes.Copy !req
240. It keeps garbagemen earning a living,Copy !req
241. so they can afford
tacos for their family.Copy !req
242. Fantastic.Copy !req
243. But I'm...Copy !req
244. concerned about your future at WOHN.Copy !req
245. You see, my daughter goes to your school.Copy !req
246. And she says that a lot of the top
cheerleaders are defecting to the show choir.Copy !req
247. You know, it makes me wonder if you're,Copy !req
248. if you're losing all that talent how
you could expect to win Nationals.Copy !req
249. See, your segment's all about
being a champion, Sue, a winner.Copy !req
250. So...Copy !req
251. We need you to win Nationals.Copy !req
252. Okay, uh...Copy !req
253. thanks a bunch.Copy !req
254. Great work.Copy !req
255. Quinn?Copy !req
256. Quinn?Copy !req
257. Hey, what's with the silent treatment?Copy !req
258. Whatever I did, I'm sorry.Copy !req
259. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
260. I wasn't sure and...Copy !req
261. I really didn't want to go by myself.Copy !req
262. I'm so sorry that I
didn't tell you sooner.Copy !req
263. Mine?Copy !req
264. Yes, you.Copy !req
265. Who else's would it be?Copy !req
266. But we - we never...Copy !req
267. Last month.Copy !req
268. Hot tub.Copy !req
269. Oh, no.Copy !req
270. Oh, no.Copy !req
271. Oh...Copy !req
272. Think of the mail.Copy !req
273. Think of the mail.Copy !req
274. You killed him! What are you gonna do?Copy !req
275. But we were wearing our swimsuits.Copy !req
276. Ask Jeeves said a hot tub is the
perfect temperature for sperm.Copy !req
277. It helps it swim faster.Copy !req
278. Oh, my god.Copy !req
279. Oh, my god.Copy !req
280. Oh, my god, wait.Copy !req
281. - Are - are you going
to get a...?
- No.Copy !req
282. I really thought I had a
shot of getting out of here.Copy !req
283. I've been collecting since 1961.Copy !req
284. Isn't this just lovely and normal?Copy !req
285. They're my everything.Copy !req
286. Teatime.Copy !req
287. Right.Copy !req
288. So, to what do I owe the
honor of your presence?Copy !req
289. Oh, I just thought I'd stop
by and say hello, buddy.Copy !req
290. Boy, the only thing
missing from this placeCopy !req
291. is a couple dozen bodies lymed andCopy !req
292. rotting in shallow graves
under the floorboards.Copy !req
293. Please, have a seat on the casting couch.Copy !req
294. Its so wonderful to finally
have some Sandy time.Copy !req
295. I have my bridge game on Fridays.Copy !req
296. Saturdays, I am fully committed
at the local cat rescue.Copy !req
297. Sandy...Copy !req
298. Let's cut the crap.Copy !req
299. I'm living in a cocoon of horror.Copy !req
300. Yesterday, I ate nine cans
of aerosol whipped cream.Copy !req
301. No...Copy !req
302. You...Copy !req
303. Sandy, Sandy...Copy !req
304. we have similar problems.Copy !req
305. You need to be back in the spotlight.Copy !req
306. I want to offer you the school's
arts administrator position.Copy !req
307. You will have control
of all the arts programs:Copy !req
308. Glee club.Copy !req
309. That's impossible.Copy !req
310. Figgins will never allow it.Copy !req
311. Oh, don't you worry about Figgins.Copy !req
312. I'm never letting Sandy
Ryerson back in this school.Copy !req
313. Take a look at this.Copy !req
314. Vascular embolisms are a serious
hazard on long distance flights.Copy !req
315. So make sure to stretch your legs
every hour to prevent clotting.Copy !req
316. For additional protection:Copy !req
317. Anti-embolism stockingsCopy !req
318. can be purchased from
your flight attendantsCopy !req
319. well, I would hate to think of this
video circulating around the school.Copy !req
320. Better yet, YouTube.Copy !req
321. Our first order of
business is Glee Club.Copy !req
322. I couldn't agree with you more.Copy !req
323. William is running it into the ground.Copy !req
324. And there's one linchpin
holding that group together.Copy !req
325. Rachel Berry. How do we steal her away?Copy !req
326. Hold on to your Easter bonnet, Sandy.Copy !req
327. I'm going to fire four words at you.Copy !req
328. Liza Minnelli, Celine Dion.Copy !req
329. Be a LEAD in our High School Musical!Copy !req
330. Audition for CABARET! Must audition
with Celine Dion song of your choiceCopy !req
331. I am yours.Copy !req
332. What do you say to takin' chances?Copy !req
333. What do you say to jumping off the edge?Copy !req
334. Never knowing there's
solid ground below orCopy !req
335. a hand to hold or hell
to pay what do you say?Copy !req
336. What do you say?Copy !req
337. What's next?Copy !req
338. Congratulations, Miss Sally Bowles.Copy !req
339. You have just landed the lead.Copy !req
340. This is a joke.Copy !req
341. William, Sandy's never been
formally charged with anything.Copy !req
342. And the fact is, upon further
reflection, my firing of him was rash.Copy !req
343. This is a wonderful thing, Will.Copy !req
344. How many times have you
sat in the chair complainingCopy !req
345. how I don't care about the arts program?Copy !req
346. This was you.Copy !req
347. You have always been out to get me.Copy !req
348. Well, if I was out to get you, I'd have you
pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now.Copy !req
349. William, take a chill pill.Copy !req
350. I'm here to help you.Copy !req
351. Oh, really?Copy !req
352. Is that why you stole my best singer?Copy !req
353. An opportunity arose for me to
showcase my talents, and I took it.Copy !req
354. How's that any different from when
you quit Glee to form your boy band?Copy !req
355. Because I didn't do it out of spite.Copy !req
356. I'm offended by that accusation.Copy !req
357. I've always been a team player.Copy !req
358. Just admit it, Mr. Shue, you
don't like me very much.Copy !req
359. That's not true.Copy !req
360. I am your biggestCopy !req
361. and sometimes, your
only — fan.Copy !req
362. Look, I know who I am, okay?Copy !req
363. I know I can be a little
abrasive, bossy and conceited.Copy !req
364. I'm just hurt that you chose to judge
me on that, rather than on my talent.Copy !req
365. I know it sounds awful, but
I'm the best one in there.Copy !req
366. I try the hardest, and
I want it the most.Copy !req
367. Everyone knows that.Copy !req
368. And they're scared of it.Copy !req
369. They all think that they can slack offCopy !req
370. because you'll pick up their weight.Copy !req
371. We can't win regionals like that.Copy !req
372. We need everyone to
think that they're a star.Copy !req
373. We're giving everyone a
chance to think they're a star.Copy !req
374. We're providing
opportunities, we're opening doors.Copy !req
375. Find your voice, stomp that yard...Copy !req
376. all that crap.Copy !req
377. What does she have on you?Copy !req
378. Enough!Copy !req
379. I tried to play nice with you, William.Copy !req
380. But clearly, you prefer
to be adversaries.Copy !req
381. So be it.Copy !req
382. I'm not quitting Glee.Copy !req
383. I'm just looking for a reason to stay.Copy !req
384. Oh, like me taking the
solo away from Tina?Copy !req
385. Everyone on the team is getting
something out of being there.Copy !req
386. You're doing a great job of
getting them out of their shells,Copy !req
387. except for me.Copy !req
388. I'm still getting my lipstick
flushed down the toilet.Copy !req
389. I still don't have a boyfriend.Copy !req
390. Tina's great, but...Copy !req
391. why do you have to hurt
me to make her feel good?Copy !req
392. Just come to rehearsal.Copy !req
393. That was great, Tina.Copy !req
394. Good job.Copy !req
395. You don't have to say that.Copy !req
396. I was sh-sharp.Copy !req
397. I c-c-can't
do this.Copy !req
398. Hey, look at me.Copy !req
399. Have you noticed the more confident
you are, the less you stutter?Copy !req
400. Hey, I need you to be great at Regionals.Copy !req
401. To do that, you've got to
know that you can do this.Copy !req
402. You have to give this song to Rachel.Copy !req
403. She's better than me.Copy !req
404. And you know she'll quit if you don't.Copy !req
405. I'll t-take one for the team.Copy !req
406. Hey, Finn, what's up?Copy !req
407. - Hey...
- It's okay.Copy !req
408. It's okay.Copy !req
409. Thanks a lot for this, Mr. Shue.Copy !req
410. - I couldn't talk to my mom, you know?
- Yeah.Copy !req
411. So how far along is she?Copy !req
412. Uh, I don't know, uh, a
couple of weeks, maybe.Copy !req
413. It's pretty recent, I guess.Copy !req
414. Well, what do you...Copy !req
415. what do you need me to do?Copy !req
416. You want me to...Copy !req
417. you want me to set you up
with Planned Parenthood?Copy !req
418. No.Copy !req
419. No, it's not even a conversation.Copy !req
420. She's keeping it.Copy !req
421. I've seen the guys around town
who had kids in high school.Copy !req
422. They work here or at the
supermarket or pumping gas or worse.Copy !req
423. They're caged.Copy !req
424. Got no future.Copy !req
425. I can't become one of those dudes.Copy !req
426. Mr. Shue, I've got to go to college.Copy !req
427. But we don't have any money, and...Copy !req
428. I need a football scholarship,Copy !req
429. but the only way I'm going to
get one is if we start winning.Copy !req
430. I'm not a football coach.Copy !req
431. Remember when we were working
on that Acafella stuff,Copy !req
432. and you helped me and
Puck with the dancing?Copy !req
433. - Yeah.
- You loosened us up.Copy !req
434. That's the football team's problem.Copy !req
435. I figured it out watching
Kurt kick those field goals.Copy !req
436. Check this out.Copy !req
437. I got this at the school library.Copy !req
438. Did you know you can just
borrow books from there?Copy !req
439. All of them.Copy !req
440. Except for the encyclopedias, but...Copy !req
441. It says in here that Walter
Payton was a great dancer.Copy !req
442. In college, he - he won dance
competitions on Soul Train.Copy !req
443. And he took ballet lessons.Copy !req
444. And he even got the whole Bears team to
take them the year they won the Super Bowl.Copy !req
445. That's how they came up
with the Super Bowl shuffle.Copy !req
446. Let me just get this straight.Copy !req
447. You want me to teach the
football team how to dance?Copy !req
448. I don't think Ken will go for that.Copy !req
449. We'll talk him into it.Copy !req
450. Look, you said you needed
guys for Glee Club, right?Copy !req
451. If you can help us win one
game, they'll start to trust you.Copy !req
452. Then I'm sure some of
them will want to join.Copy !req
453. It's a win-win for both of us.Copy !req
454. Eat up.Copy !req
455. How far along is she?Copy !req
456. A few weeks.Copy !req
457. It breaks my heart.Copy !req
458. I mean, they're both
so scared to death, ter.Copy !req
459. They're just kids. They
can't raise a baby.Copy !req
460. Here this poor girl is so ashamed,Copy !req
461. she feels like she can't tell anybody.Copy !req
462. Can you imagine?Copy !req
463. Having to hide something like that?Copy !req
464. All that effort, covering that up.Copy !req
465. What did you say her name was?Copy !req
466. - Quinn?
- Quinn Fabray.Copy !req
467. Oh, and here's the kicker: she's
president of the Celibacy Club.Copy !req
468. This is garbage!Copy !req
469. What the hell does Beyonce have
to do with football?Copy !req
470. Why don't you ask Kurt?Copy !req
471. He seems to be the only one
who can score on this team.Copy !req
472. Even in practice.Copy !req
473. So we're taking coaching
advice from Lance Bass now?Copy !req
474. Guys!Copy !req
475. Guys!Copy !req
476. Athletes are performers, just
like singers and dancers.Copy !req
477. Think about it.Copy !req
478. Jim Brown, Dick Butkus...Copy !req
479. O.J. - O.J.Copy !req
480. Right.Copy !req
481. All pretty tough guys.Copy !req
482. All of them had big
careers as performers.Copy !req
483. Now, I don't think you guys are losing
because you don't have the talent.Copy !req
484. You're losing because you
don't have the right attitude.Copy !req
485. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
486. We have to think more
like Amazonian black women.Copy !req
487. Think about it.Copy !req
488. If you can sing and
dance in front of people,Copy !req
489. everything else is easy.Copy !req
490. Coach, please.Copy !req
491. Step in here.Copy !req
492. I'm down with it.Copy !req
493. I mean, heck, what do we got to lose?Copy !req
494. We gave up our pride when we
lost to that school for the deaf.Copy !req
495. Sun Tzu says in his art of war
to never let the enemy know you.Copy !req
496. Our greatest weapon could
be the element of surprise.Copy !req
497. Don't tell me that you
wouldn't be on your heelsCopy !req
498. if the other team started
busting a move on the field.Copy !req
499. Okay, too much talking, not
enough stretching.Copy !req
500. In the choir room in full pads in five.Copy !req
501. That's five minutes. Let's go!Copy !req
502. Five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
503. Step, ball change, up.Copy !req
504. That's good, guys. Your hips
are still a little tight, okay?Copy !req
505. It's just like you're playing football.Copy !req
506. It's all about the lateral movement.Copy !req
507. Just stay low and...Copy !req
508. May I?Copy !req
509. Watch Kurt.Copy !req
510. All right, boys.Copy !req
511. Five, six, seven...Copy !req
512. Hand, hand.Copy !req
513. Point to the finger.Copy !req
514. Hip, head.Copy !req
515. Oh, sneak attack back to the ring.Copy !req
516. Comb through the hair.Copy !req
517. Slap the butt.Copy !req
518. Okay, that's enough for today, gentlemen.Copy !req
519. We'll work on it.Copy !req
520. Just hit the showers.Copy !req
521. Um, Coach, I don't mean to interject, but,Copy !req
522. um, I think we should
end with a show circle.Copy !req
523. What's your problem?Copy !req
524. Nothing. I just got a lot on my mind.Copy !req
525. Seriously, dude, what's going on?Copy !req
526. I'm your best friend.Copy !req
527. Talk.Copy !req
528. It's personal.Copy !req
529. I knew it.Copy !req
530. You're in love with Kurt.Copy !req
531. Quinn's pregnant. She's keeping the baby.Copy !req
532. - 'Sup, MILF?
- Leave me alone.Copy !req
533. Who's the daddy?Copy !req
534. I just think it's kind
of weird if it's FinnCopy !req
535. since you told me you were
a virgin when we did it.Copy !req
536. And I know for a fact that
you didn't do it with him.Copy !req
537. How can you be so sure?Copy !req
538. Finn's my boy.Copy !req
539. He would've told me.Copy !req
540. You make a habit of sleeping
with your boy's girlfriends?Copy !req
541. Well, call the Vatican!Copy !req
542. We got ourselves another
immaculate conception.Copy !req
543. I'd take care of it, you know.Copy !req
544. You, too.Copy !req
545. My dad's a deadbeat, but
I don't roll that way.Copy !req
546. Weren't you fired for peeing
in the fast-food fryolator?Copy !req
547. I've got my pool cleaning business.Copy !req
548. We live in Ohio.Copy !req
549. I had sex with you because you got me drunk
on wine coolers and I felt fat that day.Copy !req
550. But it was a mistake.Copy !req
551. You're a lima loser and you're
always going to be a lima loser.Copy !req
552. How many weeks are you?Copy !req
553. From the looks of you, I'd
say no more than five or six.Copy !req
554. I assume you haven't
told your parents yet.Copy !req
555. How could you?Copy !req
556. After Daddy bought you this car so you
could drive him to the Chastity Ball.Copy !req
557. You can't raise this baby, Quinn.Copy !req
558. I'm sorry, but who are you?Copy !req
559. I'm just somebody who wants to help.Copy !req
560. I don't need your help.Copy !req
561. Get the hell out of my car!Copy !req
562. Really?Copy !req
563. What kind of prenatal
vitamins are you taking?Copy !req
564. Here, three times a day
or your baby will be ugly.Copy !req
565. I don't understand.Copy !req
566. What do you want from me?Copy !req
567. Anyone sitting here?Copy !req
568. Um, no.Copy !req
569. No, here...Copy !req
570. Well, at least I know it's clean.Copy !req
571. Yeah.Copy !req
572. Well, I think we, uh, really came
together this week as a team.Copy !req
573. Yeah, a gay team.Copy !req
574. A big, gay team of dancing gays.Copy !req
575. Seriously, Finn, it was
fun in practice and all,Copy !req
576. but we can't do that out
here in front of everybody.Copy !req
577. It'll make us even more of a joke.Copy !req
578. All right, divert right. 87 on one.Copy !req
579. Break!Copy !req
580. Yo, QB!Copy !req
581. Your mama's so fat, the back of her
neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.Copy !req
582. Give me some ketchup!Copy !req
583. Down, set, hut!Copy !req
584. Punch and Judy on one, break!Copy !req
585. Come on!Copy !req
586. Dad!Copy !req
587. Dad!Copy !req
588. I told you! I told you!Copy !req
589. I told...Copy !req
590. Jordan versus Bird on one!Copy !req
591. Run!Copy !req
592. Cupid tips on one. Break.Copy !req
593. Time out.Copy !req
594. Dude, we got to do it.Copy !req
595. We will be jokes for the
rest of our high school lives.Copy !req
596. We're already jokes.Copy !req
597. I don't want to be a lima
loser for the rest of my life.Copy !req
598. Yo, left tackleCopy !req
599. your mama's so fat, her cereal
comes with its own lifeguardCopy !req
600. like Baywatch!Copy !req
601. Hey, ankle grabber.Copy !req
602. I had sex with your mother.Copy !req
603. No, seriously I cleaned your poolCopy !req
604. and then I had sex with her in your bed.Copy !req
605. Nice Star Wars sheets.Copy !req
606. Let's do it, Captain.Copy !req
607. Come on, huddle up.Copy !req
608. Huddle up.Copy !req
609. Okay, "ring on it" on three.Copy !req
610. Yeah.Copy !req
611. All right?Copy !req
612. Come on, on - on three.Copy !req
613. One, two, three, break.Copy !req
614. Hut one, two, three.Copy !req
615. Let's hit it.Copy !req
616. Hike.Copy !req
617. Yeah!Copy !req
618. You're up, kid.Copy !req
619. You make this and we win.Copy !req
620. You make this...Copy !req
621. and you die a legend.Copy !req
622. Can I pee first?Copy !req
623. He's so little.Copy !req
624. Ten Hut.Copy !req
625. Nighttime skin care is a big
part of my postgame ritual.Copy !req
626. I don't know what to say
about that, but, uh...Copy !req
627. I was really proud of you tonight, Kurt.Copy !req
628. I wish your mom would have been there.Copy !req
629. I mean, alive.Copy !req
630. Thanks.Copy !req
631. Dad... I...Copy !req
632. have something that I want to say.Copy !req
633. I'm glad that you're proud of me,Copy !req
634. but I don't want to lie anymore.Copy !req
635. Being a part of...Copy !req
636. the Glee Club and football has real
showed me that I can be anything.Copy !req
637. And what I am... I.Copy !req
638. I'm gay.Copy !req
639. I know.Copy !req
640. Really?Copy !req
641. I've known since you were three.Copy !req
642. All you wanted for your birthday
was a pair of sensible heels.Copy !req
643. I guess I'm not totally in
love with the idea, but...Copy !req
644. if that's who you are,Copy !req
645. there's nothing I can do about it.Copy !req
646. And I love you just as much.Copy !req
647. Okay?Copy !req
648. Thanks for telling me, Kurt.Copy !req
649. You're sure, right?Copy !req
650. Yeah, Dad, I'm sure.Copy !req
651. I'm just checking.Copy !req
652. Hey.Copy !req
653. Here.Copy !req
654. It's my gee-ge.Copy !req
655. This is the baby blanket my
dad got me the day I was born.Copy !req
656. It was the only thing I
had to remember him by.Copy !req
657. I used to cry without it.Copy !req
658. I took it everywhere with me.Copy !req
659. So it's a little dirty.Copy !req
660. But I want our baby to have it.Copy !req
661. I'm going to do everything
I can to be a good father.Copy !req
662. Thank you, Finn.Copy !req
663. Hey, guys.Copy !req
664. How you doing?Copy !req
665. You know, lately I've been getting
really sick in the morning.Copy !req
666. Must be a virus.Copy !req
667. Hey, you putting on a little weight?Copy !req
668. You should watch your carbs.Copy !req
669. They're not going to
be able to hoist youCopy !req
670. to the top of that cheerleading
pyramid much longer.Copy !req
671. Hey, don't talk to my
girlfriend like that.Copy !req
672. You know what, you're right.Copy !req
673. I was out of line.Copy !req
674. See you guys around.Copy !req
675. You know, there's a
question I get asked a lot.Copy !req
676. Whether I'm accepting
an honorary doctorateCopy !req
677. or performing a citizen's arrest;Copy !req
678. People ask me, "Sue, what's your secret?"Copy !req
679. Well, I'll tell you my
secret, Western Ohio.Copy !req
680. Hey, guys, let's give a big Glee
welcome to our three new membersCopy !req
681. fresh off their big win on Friday night.Copy !req
682. Noah Puckerman, Matt
Rutherford and Mike Chang.Copy !req
683. Regionals, here we come.Copy !req
684. Sue Sylvester is not
afraid to shake things up.Copy !req
685. Let's start today with
"tonight" from West Side Story.Copy !req
686. Tina...Copy !req
687. Show us what you got.Copy !req
688. You know, I'm tired to hear people complainCopy !req
689. I'm riddle with this disease, or...Copy !req
690. I was at that tsunami.Copy !req
691. So then I say, shake it up a bit!Copy !req
692. Get out of your box!Copy !req
693. Even if that box happens to be where you're living.Copy !req
694. I thought you were at Glee practice, my little multi-tasking star.Copy !req
695. I quit.Copy !req
696. I'm yours exclusively.Copy !req
697. I often yell at homeless peopleCopy !req
698. Hey! How's that homelessness working out for you?Copy !req
699. Give not being a homeless a try! Huh?Copy !req
700. Maybe this time in B-flat?Copy !req
701. You know something, Ohio?Copy !req
702. It's not easy to break out of your comfort zone.Copy !req
703. People will tear you down.Copy !req
704. Tell you you shouldn't 've bothered in the first place.Copy !req
705. But let me tell you somethingCopy !req
706. There's no much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fansCopy !req
707. and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you.Copy !req
708. They're both just making a lot of noise.Copy !req
709. How do you take it? It's up to you.Copy !req
710. Keep in yourself they are cheering for you.Copy !req
711. You do that ... and some day, they will.Copy !req
712. And that's how Sue sees itCopy !req
713. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-Proudly PresentCopy !req
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715. Glee Season1 Episode04Copy !req